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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

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Speaker 1: is important. The male's human body can't go seven hours

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Speaker 1: without jerking off. Show me a ship that doesn't stink. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you just put your hand in and go like those

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Speaker 1: are eyeball? What would you like in the feeling to

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Speaker 1: immediately after? Are you getting like a dose of euphoria?

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Speaker 1: Buckle up? What do we get back? Wopper, Whopper chicken nugget.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, baby Whopper, hit it go okay? Uh.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I would like to thank our fans

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Speaker 1: for loving the last episode as much as they did.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of sweet sweet feedback. It was

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Speaker 1: the best of luggage talk, and I feel like the

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Speaker 1: fans came out clamoring, They came out hot, loving the

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Speaker 1: luggage talk. Baby to get ready for more sweet sweet

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Speaker 1: luggage talk in the future, and we're excited to give

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Speaker 1: it to you. Did they did say? Though? What did they?

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Speaker 1: They loved it? They loved it more than this right here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The people that were in my d

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Speaker 1: ms actually uh surprising. I was like wow, because I

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Speaker 1: got like maybe ten and fifteen people in a row

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Speaker 1: that were like, dude, luggage talk, love it, hilarious, luggage talk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: luggage talk. Squirt, squirt, luggage talk. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: my god, I just went over way better than I

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Speaker 1: thought it was going to. And then I looked at Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Twitter was where you go to be mean and nasty.

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Speaker 1: I feel the dms O where you you reach out

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Speaker 1: to be kind of pleasant, and Twitter people were pretty

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Speaker 1: pretty butter about it. Yeah, are people still tweeting? Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to that. We'll get to that. But apparently

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Speaker 1: that's a great question. Unders like, like, what's happening on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: Is yeah? Unders apparently, yeah, I know, But I mean

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Speaker 1: like buying large, Like, are you guys tweeting we're talking

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Speaker 1: buying large. Absolutely not. I haven't put a tweet out there.

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Speaker 1: I've never tweeted, and probably buying large six years, buying

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Speaker 1: large six years. Yeah, we're talking buying large or buying large.

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Speaker 1: I guess. I just when I go on there and

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Speaker 1: I see people still tweeting, I'm like, what is happening?

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like you graduated high school and you

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Speaker 1: go back and everyone's still there, You're like, why aren't

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Speaker 1: you on TikTok. I'm not on TikTok, but you should

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Speaker 1: be on YouTube stories. What are you doing? Exactly? YouTube

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Speaker 1: stories are what a fail? But exactly you're they're still

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Speaker 1: on Twitter. That's the thing. The whole point of the

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Speaker 1: internet is to fucking earning burn Man, what are you

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Speaker 1: still doing on Twitter? And what are you saying? What

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Speaker 1: are you if you've been on for let's say ten years,

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Speaker 1: what are you still saying? Honestly? Because if you've been

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Speaker 1: on Twitter for ten years and you're still tweeting, you're

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Speaker 1: you've got to be super fucking annoying right right in

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Speaker 1: a major way. You kind of have to be, because

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Speaker 1: it's like, what is your ritual where you have to

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Speaker 1: put this thing out there? And how often are you

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Speaker 1: fucking tweeting? It's like, do you ever shut up? Honestly?

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Speaker 1: Like shut up? I don't even go there because I

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Speaker 1: don't want to read it. Well, yeah, for sure, for sure.

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Speaker 1: People that tweet too much, definitely you look at them

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Speaker 1: and say, do you ever shut up? Because they don't

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Speaker 1: shut up? B Yeah, thank you. But I will say

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Speaker 1: that that it is the still the best place to

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Speaker 1: go to see what's happening right now, like in pop culture,

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Speaker 1: because I'm not that plugged in with like pop culture stuff,

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Speaker 1: so like it's really easy just to go for what

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Speaker 1: you mean news, Yeah, like just like a thing that happened,

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Speaker 1: or like a rending viral, trending thing, or like why

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Speaker 1: isn't hood clips gonna post something about it? Liked calypses

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, the hood caalypse. Yeah, but like like weeks later, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do remember the last time, like days and days later,

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Speaker 1: your Twitter has their their finger on the pulse. I

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Speaker 1: would say, I remember last time I used it with fires,

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Speaker 1: But like, what's an example? Fires? Fed? Okay, fire fires,

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Speaker 1: like Adam, what's an example where you're like, I gotta

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Speaker 1: get on Twitter. I'll give you one joke and then

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Speaker 1: I want to hear her. Sports. I'll tell you right now. Sports.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, Sports, instant sports. You can

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Speaker 1: watch along something that is still live. It's fires for

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Speaker 1: things that are still live. The highlights. How's the highlights?

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Speaker 1: Is posting highlights in Yeah, but you can't really like

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Speaker 1: scroll through what people are thinking unless you're gonna read

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Speaker 1: the comments on house the highlights on Instagram. That's just

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Speaker 1: that's a trash graveyard. You don't want to see that

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Speaker 1: one girl who posts the first comment every time. There's

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Speaker 1: there's always that one guy. I forget his name, but

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Speaker 1: he comments on everything. He goes blank is the goat

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Speaker 1: fo sure, okay, lethal shooter, it's not. It's not him,

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Speaker 1: it's who do you know what I'm talking about? Is blank?

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Speaker 1: Is the goat no Cap? That's what he says every time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's talking about Kanyei with the big booty, basketball girl,

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Speaker 1: basketball girl. I'm not talking about Cottony. That was the

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Speaker 1: guy though. He would say yeah, is the goat no Cap?

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Speaker 1: Like he'd be the first one on all his posts.

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Speaker 1: This is deep Internet fucking dark dumb right here? Is it?

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Speaker 1: I feel like we think it is? And then you

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Speaker 1: can ask a zillion people they know yeah, but he's

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Speaker 1: still that guy's still going yeah, well you can't give up.

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Speaker 1: What the funk are you guys talking about? You're just

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Speaker 1: talking about somebody who's still tweeting. What are you talking

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Speaker 1: about right now? Kyle quit with a lawmusk bought Twitter? Kyle, Okay, WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I'm over? How would you ever say that? I'm third?

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Speaker 1: They're fine, but I'm just like I'm over the robots. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you turn your back on Tesla? Why did you turn

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Speaker 1: your back on Tesla? I was thinking about getting one.

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Speaker 1: I'm not turning my back on it. I'm just kind

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Speaker 1: of over it because when my my Y has been

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Speaker 1: taking a ship, I've had an X, but three and

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Speaker 1: a Y. I've had three of them. Okay, dang, okay,

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Speaker 1: money bags get them. Goddamn bro, God damn. I've had

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Speaker 1: experiences stick with the winner. I've had experiences with them,

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Speaker 1: and I it was great at first, and now you

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Speaker 1: cannot talk to a human. You cannot wait oh yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah customer service wise. Yeah, like if something's saying customer

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Speaker 1: services bad for it's all. And this is gonna make

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Speaker 1: me sound old, but in our millennial who wants the

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Speaker 1: old ways? But like, I really do want to talk

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Speaker 1: to a human when it comes to my car. I

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Speaker 1: want a human voice on the other end, and in

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Speaker 1: preferably English speaking human if we're gonna get into it,

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Speaker 1: all right, I mean whatever, I just it's so confusing,

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Speaker 1: Like my car has died two times, the front motor

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Speaker 1: has gone out on the road, and then it's basically,

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Speaker 1: what's the second what other language what's the second best

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Speaker 1: language acceptable to you? Well that I would be able

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Speaker 1: to understand. It's probably like French or Spanish. I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you speak such fluent, beautiful French. I would I

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Speaker 1: would love to hear you have a conversation with us.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy how often French people are like problem

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Speaker 1: solving my like technical stuff. They're like, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this person is not gonna understand me. Is that right?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've never talked to a French person

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Speaker 1: ever in your whole life. I'm joking, and I've been

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Speaker 1: to France. You've been to Frances You just what are

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Speaker 1: you being sarcastictors? Yeah, but obviously, but like I don't

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Speaker 1: like that. You're like, I've been to France and I've

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Speaker 1: never Yeah, I was joking. I was joking. We're back.

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Speaker 1: I refused to talk to French that we're back. But okay,

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Speaker 1: So so look at it. Sunking so hard, this this

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Speaker 1: podcast sucks. You are dunking pretty hard over there. It's

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Speaker 1: always sucked. This one's par for the course. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: one's a little tough to time right now. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be tough for Todd to time this one. But the

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Speaker 1: clapping was off right right the clap? So wait, you

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Speaker 1: had a Tesla problem? So do we by the way

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Speaker 1: x X crapped out? You did a whole new battery.

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Speaker 1: What was your problem? Mine? So the front motor went

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Speaker 1: out on multiple occasions, which that means that when you

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Speaker 1: hit the break, it goes like, you know how many

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Speaker 1: miles you got a miss? I don't know. It's at

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Speaker 1: least I think I have. Like, it's only seventeen thousand miles. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I got it mile zero. Oh, Lemon law, Lemon law. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Well I lease it, so it doesn't matter. You'll get

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Speaker 1: all your lease money back. Oh hello, talk to me

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Speaker 1: about this. What are you talking about? I did it

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Speaker 1: when I had I got the first I got nothing

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Speaker 1: bad to say about Volvo terrific machines. Well they all

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Speaker 1: got like their first electric hybrid that they had with

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Speaker 1: the ext ninety, like way back in the two thousands,

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Speaker 1: sixteen maybe, and just the motor and the engine weren't

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Speaker 1: talking to each other in the right way, and I

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Speaker 1: had to go to the shop of multiple times. And

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Speaker 1: if you just have that information and you submit for

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Speaker 1: a Lemon law here in California and you're under I

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Speaker 1: think thirty or thirty five thousand miles. You get every

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Speaker 1: penny back, dude. So that's what this is. This is

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Speaker 1: this is in the lemon law. I can get all

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Speaker 1: this back. What's the lemon law? That's if you you

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Speaker 1: walk off with a ship car, it's called a lemon.

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Speaker 1: Blake doesn't understand they call cars that don't work that

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Speaker 1: are brand new. Yeah, I'm aware of that. I am

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Speaker 1: aware of that, but I was unaware that there's a

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Speaker 1: law where if you get a bad car, they fully

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Speaker 1: reimburse you. Is that what you're saying, Yeah, I did it.

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Speaker 1: I'll come. We don't do that with more more stuff? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a printer, I don't know. Run for governor or something. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Blake for governor, dude, I'd vote for you. I want

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Speaker 1: a Lemon law for everything stood on that platform. Now, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I have a question about why your engines keep crepping out,

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Speaker 1: Like are you curing beef turkey on the engine or

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Speaker 1: like what are you doing to these cars? The opposite? Hey,

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Speaker 1: stuff and leave. You're watching tons of porno on the

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Speaker 1: are you like watching? Are you fully pornogging on yourself?

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Speaker 1: Are you hitting the auto drive and just you said

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Speaker 1: drive the auto drive allows for some selective viewing. Now

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Speaker 1: you said was the was the sound that engine made?

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Speaker 1: Something like this, because if the engine is making towards noises,

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Speaker 1: that might be something else. Yeah that Kyle? Do you

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Speaker 1: real talk to? Have you watched Porno and DERs to?

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Speaker 1: Have you watched Porno while it's self driving? Yeah? Just

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Speaker 1: I kind of kicked back. You're under you want? You want?

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Speaker 1: Why do we have to real talk? This is your

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Speaker 1: under I can answer this two different ways. Yeah, real talk.

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Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want any fake talk. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to he he ha has. Let's get real.

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Speaker 1: I've never watched Porno on my car. No, but Porno

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Speaker 1: been on in my car? Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't control Yeah, y on the main screen? And where

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Speaker 1: did you know? Not on the main screen. So on

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Speaker 1: the main screen, you're cruising along, you're on what did

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Speaker 1: you then? Now you're just I get it because you

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Speaker 1: you take loose long drives from up north down back

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Speaker 1: to l A. And it's like what a six hour drive?

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Speaker 1: An eight hour drive? What is it going right past

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Speaker 1: Harris Ranch? Six hours? It's it's in a tesla. It's

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Speaker 1: like seven because you've got a charge and you gotta

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Speaker 1: stop and charge with motherfucker. You can't make it all

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Speaker 1: the way up there because so it's like seven hours,

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Speaker 1: and we all know the human the male human body

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Speaker 1: can't go seven hours without jerking off. So you had

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Speaker 1: ship out of you at three o'clock. So then he's

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00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: got the entire school day to like get out of it.

419
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: And then they redid that movie with Charlie Day and

420
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: ice Cube, absolutely trash, a ridiculously stupid movie, right, didn't

421
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: they try to redo that movie? Like, uh, it was

422
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: called fist Fight? Yea, they made that movie fist Fight. Yeah,

423
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: I feel like that one didn't work quite as well

424
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: as they wanted it to. Better title three o'clock High,

425
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: I mean it's better. Well, yeah, it's I guess it's

426
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: a play on high noon. I know what fistfights about

427
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: to be. You, I'm not sure I know what three

428
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: o'clock High is. That's why it's better. It's based on

429
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: higher noon, three o'clock. Well that's why it's better Blake. No,

430
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: that's right, you're one of those guys. I need my

431
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: movies to be called plane p l A. Any I

432
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: saw it with Rod's Man the other day. What did

433
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: you see? Plane? Plane? This? What do you think? Okay, bitch,

434
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: talk to me a bit. What is it? It's a

435
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: plane goes down in the Philippines and then they got survived.

436
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: These like guerrilla dudes are coming after and it's called plane.

437
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,719
Speaker 1: That's not what I thought it was about. Just kidding.

438
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't like you anymore. We're breaking it. We're breaking up.

439
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: It's done, it's over. I'm not saying you're breaking up.

440
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying we're breaking up. Can we tell him? Uh,

441
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: it's Gerard Butler. It's basically Gerard Butler doing one of

442
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: his like streaming movies or whatever. But this one went

443
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: to theaters and I went with a bunch of comedy writers,

444
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: which you guys know, it's not like my thing to

445
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 1: do to like go to a movie, the movie and

446
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: shift all over. It lives like continuously the entire time

447
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: while everyone else is trying to watch it for real. Yeah,

448
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: they're like, I actually really liked Yourler. I actually think

449
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: Gerard Butler has like a kind of a cool career.

450
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: I like that he's just like, you know what, fuck it,

451
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to I like acting, I like being on set.

452
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: I like making movies. They're not putting me in a

453
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: list big movies, but they are putting me in in

454
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: these like just big action movies. I'm like, it's fun.

455
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,959
Speaker 1: I wish more people. Did you say big? Yeah? Well big,

456
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: but like he did a lot of well, there wasn't

457
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: he He wasn't big action movies. Wasn't he like a

458
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: law and he did a limpus falling down and whatever

459
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: the other falling down was. And he's built a career off.

460
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: There's no doubt Homie has a career. So yes, those

461
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: are the movies. Those are the movies that kind of

462
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: uh took him into that world of like essentially just

463
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: financing a movie and then just getting like yeah and Liam,

464
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: uh Liam what's his name, the older guy? Yeah, Liam Neeson.

465
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: He's kind of doing the same thing now where you're

466
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: just like it's another because he told everybody that he

467
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 1: wanted to fight black dudes in his dreams, and they

468
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: were like you wait, he said that you can go

469
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: that way and make those movies. And he was like, okay,

470
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: what did he say? Yeah, he had some controversial things.

471
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: He said, for sure, Look i'm getting this wrong. For sure. Well,

472
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: you shouldn't allow every every old man. You shouldn't give

473
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: every old man a microphone and let him just go

474
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: because they're going to say some wild He was being

475
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: interviewed and said something about like somebody his family was

476
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: like attacked by somebody who happened to be black, and

477
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: it was he was so angry by it. He went

478
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: out walking and he was like, he's like, I mean,

479
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: I don't know what it would have happened if I

480
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: ran into somebody black. I think I would have like

481
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: beat them up or tried to kill them. And they

482
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: were like what He's like, He's like, I didn't. And

483
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: they were talking about whatever, and they were, sir, you're

484
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: on the Comic Con red carpet. They were like, you're

485
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: live at Comic Con right, Yeah, oh ship, how old

486
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: is that. I'm just promoting the Wolf movie. I'm Josh

487
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: from MTV. This is a very right, this is angry, sad, confused.

488
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm just we're just doing a fun bit. I was

489
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: angry and I was that. So yeah, after that, they

490
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: were pretty much like, so the movies you're gonna make

491
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: are over this way, right, And by the way, he

492
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: still makes a grip because nobody in like a ton

493
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: of countries gives a ship about what he said and

494
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: he's still making money. Yeah. Well, what an absolute insane

495
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: thing to say. But I hope you just was saying

496
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,719
Speaker 1: it out of context. Well, but he was just saying

497
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: like how it affected him that. He was like, I

498
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: can see how these things happened. They got it didn't

499
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: happen to me. How old is that, dude? How old

500
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: is Liam Neeson? Let's check, he's got to be seventy five.

501
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: Maybe say that to your therapist or something not not

502
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: Josh from MTV. Yeah, for sure, Yeah, you gotta say

503
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: that to someone else. It looks like he was born

504
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: in seventy No, that's his early life, seventy sixty three,

505
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: sixty he was born in I think he's older than that. Sorr.

506
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: There we go, we got there. He's aged seven. Okay, dude,

507
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: that was tripping me out. You know what I feel

508
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: like when we're seventy though, we're like not that far

509
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: off from seventy like Dirs is almost seventy. Like I

510
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: feel we're going to it's gonna be there quicker than

511
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: we think, and then we're not going to feel old.

512
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: We're going to be like but we're still cool and

513
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: n Blake will just be carrying a skateboard. I already

514
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: feel old. You're talking about your growing exploding. What are

515
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, my body will shut down, but mentally,

516
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm still going to be a dumb, dumb idiot. Yeah,

517
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: I can't wait for Blake to have that hair gray.

518
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: He's still going to be just you're doing chucks and

519
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: gigs up. Oh adam, wait, that reminds me. Dude, I

520
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: saw that that footage of you getting your fucking like

521
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: back cracked and ship and I really want to know

522
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: what that process was. Where is this on Twitter? Yeah

523
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was hot Twitter, dude, it was trending.

524
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: You didn't see it on Instagram? Yes, it was on

525
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: your I didn't. I did not? Uh? Someone did? Hell?

526
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Did I see it? The chiropractor did. Okay, the chiropractor did,

527
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: and then it became like a viral thing. Oh I

528
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,479
Speaker 1: forgot Blake wakes up Google's you then does stuff right,

529
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: he's got the Google. Yah, he looks like he looks

530
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: at my name. The bummer was I like, I also like,

531
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: I was in so much pain that day because I'm

532
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: still in a lot of pain from my growing and back.

533
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: And uh, I was going through this chiropractor in Charleston.

534
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: It was really uh he was doing great work. And

535
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: so I saw this guy online and hit him up

536
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: and he was like he was in Newport Beach and

537
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: so he's like, come on down, and I came on

538
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: down and he did the craziest shit. He put my

539
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: neck in like a strap and like elongated me, and

540
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: I honestly I felt taller. It was crazy. You did

541
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: all kinds of I still was in a lot of

542
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: pain afterwards, so it didn't really help in the same

543
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: way that more. It was actually in a weird way

544
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: and more pain. It was in a ton of more

545
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: pain too. It's so much more. Actually knew knew her

546
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,719
Speaker 1: fucking disaster. My god, no, I mean it just didn't.

547
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: It didn't work in the way I really wanted it too.

548
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: But you thought it was magic. What do you think

549
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 1: it was going to be off switch? Did you think

550
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: it was gonna be off switch? Where it's like crack crack,

551
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: crack crack crack. God, I'm looking for the off switch. Man.

552
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: This pean is like it's it's it's a year. I'm

553
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: a year in to like not being able to do ship,

554
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: Like I gotta send you to my guy, please out

555
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: of my head to get an m R. I this

556
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: week on my back because I got major fucking shit happening. Now.

557
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: They're like, You've got to go talk to a surgeon.

558
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, really, hey, what on

559
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: your back? Why because a pickle ball? It's not because

560
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: of pickle ball. There's pato chip bro this this dude,

561
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: I've been going like a potato chips. It's gotta be

562
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: the potato chips. It actually is. Because this dude's like

563
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: you have like you have so I'm numb and like

564
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: you have a ruffle. I have like a growth on

565
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: my fucking back, freedo, I have a growth on my

566
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: fucking spine. Dude, No, yeah, from ruffles. I don't know

567
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: what the funk it is. I just found out today. Ok. Wait,

568
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: what are those things? Chilicheeth freedom Jesus. Oh that's scary, dude,

569
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, like a bone spur. Is that what

570
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: they're calling. No, he said, it's like a fatty tissue.

571
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: It's like some so it is the chips. It's the

572
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: fatty tissue. Bro, Oh my god, you got a fucking

573
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: crunchy cheeto on your back. They can jeeld in one spot. Yeah.

574
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about it, but dude said, you

575
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: might want to talk about the surgery because where this

576
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: is pressing if it grows like he's like, first of all,

577
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I said, there's nothing to worry about, except if it

578
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: does grow. When you get older, you might be incontinent.

579
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: What is it incontinent? Like you gotta ship through a

580
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: bag like you shape your pants and like you can't

581
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: control ship. Bro, isn't that normal? Well that's hell of funny.

582
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: Look at one side which I see out of out

583
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: of any of us, I see that mostly for you, Kyle,

584
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: So I think that that would be the coolest for

585
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: you out of the four of us. Wait, is it

586
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: p or pooh or just pooh? I think it's just pooh.

587
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: I think you can still hold your p they're different tracks.

588
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: They're different tracks, those are different those are those are

589
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: different pipes? Well? Yeah, then take then take care of

590
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: that for sure, dude, that's that's scary. I know, I

591
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: was tripping. I was getting another m R I today too,

592
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: on my back to try to figure out the bummer

593
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: about my groin is. He was like, dude, He's like, yo, bro,

594
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: I don't know dr bros arc here. Uh. He says,

595
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: it's a I keep forgetting the name of it. But

596
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: it's basically like the meniscus of your hip joint is torn.

597
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: And basically he was like, you're a bit, bro, because

598
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: he's like a lot of this is torn and people

599
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: don't feel it. And he's like, you're experience in a

600
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: lot of pain and I don't understand why this is

601
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: hurting you this bad, and so we're gonna do some injection.

602
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: I know, he was like, basically, you're a bit but

603
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: he was like he was essentially it was like I

604
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: wish this were a hernia because then I would know

605
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: exactly how to treat it. I don't know how to

606
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: treat this. It's like I've never seen this ship. Now

607
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: I have to go to another specialist, to someone that

608
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: deals with some other ship. If I yeah, I'm I'm

609
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: getting plugged in up here to like my general practice

610
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: and all that stuff and just like I'm like, oh god,

611
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: here we go, plug your tesla and I'm a fine dude.

612
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: And then as soon as you start to walk down there,

613
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: walk down the track, You're like, oh my, everything's fucked

614
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: up on me. Yeah, man, just don't go. Just throw

615
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: away this pot, isn't it? Isn't it good that it

616
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: made me feel good? I'm like, you know what, fucking

617
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: what is this ship in my back? Okay, but you

618
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: know what, young enough, I could do a surgery. It

619
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: hasn't gone crazy yet. This is the time to go

620
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: in and fucking dig right. This is it, this is it,

621
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 1: and then you get prepped for the next fucking you know,

622
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: ten years of your life for however long it's going

623
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: to be like Blake's angle of like just don't go,

624
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: just ride it out and if something hurts, just like

625
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: just bury it. Don't let anybody in and a yeah man. Well, that,

626
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: by the way, was Isaac's suggestion to me when I

627
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I'm in so much paining my growing

628
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: He's like, you'll probably be good. Have a marbarita, and

629
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's science. I don't know, dude. I'm like,

630
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm in a lot of paint and I've been in

631
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: pain for months and months now. He's like, it'll probably

632
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: just go away, and I'm like, maybe maybe not though

633
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: it's been months and months and months and months. Drop him,

634
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: drop him. So he's fired, dude. Also, when as soon

635
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: as this guy said I got a fucking thing on

636
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: my back and he was like, you could be in

637
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: continent later on in life you don't handle it, I'm

638
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: like pants, I'm like, is this why I've had issues

639
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: with like my digestion? And he's like yep, And I'm like,

640
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: no fucking way, bro, Like this thing could possibly be that.

641
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how good at pickleball you'd be if

642
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: you weren't sitting your pants all the time? Yeah, so

643
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: what so what do you mean you're digestion? So like,

644
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: what because your poops are like extra smelly or like,

645
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: what's the deal. It's not smelling. It's just they're not

646
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: as regular as I want him to be. You know,

647
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: they're not smelling the smelly Your ship doesn't three ship thinks,

648
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Show me a ship that doesn't stink. Okay, So yeah,

649
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: what do you mean your digestion? I didn't know that

650
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: you have like problems with your digestion. Well, I've talked

651
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: about it before, my fissures in my hemmy my hem rroids.

652
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: You know. But but this could all be walked back.

653
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know that those were digestion related. Yeah they are. Okay,

654
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I thought that's just when you had

655
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: a big old turret. Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

656
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: This has been a very intimate conversation. Kind of forgot

657
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: we're podcasting here. Sorry. I thought fissures and Hemmy's were

658
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 1: when you split your asshole, when you were straining so

659
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: hard that your asshole explodes. Yeah, that's fine. I asked

660
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: him if this could be affecting anything going on in

661
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: that region, and he's like, yeah, bro, yeah, Bro, this

662
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: ship is bro. And then he did he say you're

663
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 1: a disaster. My god. You also went to Dr Brozark.

664
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: I got a Dr Brosark as well. Dude, yea sad disaster,

665
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: my god. Bro. Okay, Kyle, I have forgot we were podcasting.

666
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: I hella forgot we were podcasting. Guys. No, let's just

667
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: let's just get out of you. Gotta remember brother, you

668
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: gotta you don't be the Liam Need. You're just talking

669
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: talking with your buddies about your let's get out of this.

670
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: Don't be the Liam Neeson of the pop all right,

671
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: let's get out. So you're saying, if you don't cut

672
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: this cheeto off your spine, you're gonna start shooting your pants.

673
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: And how many years I didn't get into that. I

674
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: was just like, I need hard lines. How long can

675
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: I ride it out? I'll let you know. I guess

676
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: I gotta follow this up now because we are podcaster,

677
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: so I'll bet you know. God, damn, dude, that's crazy.

678
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I'm a thank for you, dude,

679
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very stuff. He said it was

680
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about, though, but you know, thoughts and prayers.

681
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: I think, well, that's disappointing that that that backcracking didn't

682
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: fully heal you out, because those are those like backcrackers

683
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: that you watch on Instagram where it literally looks like

684
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: you die for a second because they crack your neck

685
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: so fucking hard. I was like watching it through my fingers.

686
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: It was terrifying. It was pretty fucking scary, especially when

687
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: they're like breaking out like tools like the strap around

688
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: my neck. I'm like, this is this is how I die? Yeah,

689
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: and I was in so much pain that day. I

690
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: was like YouTube videos are perverted though perverted, it's it. Uh, yeah,

691
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: I wish it worked. Maybe I need to go more

692
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: like regularly, but I have a good physical therapist and

693
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: I just I just need to keep at it. I think,

694
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: you know, it sucks, but it is what it is.

695
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: Just do the work. What would you like in the

696
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: feeling to immediately after? Are you getting like a dose

697
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: of euphoria or is it like like him or are

698
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: you like no, It's like it's like you stepped in

699
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: front of a truck and then someone pulled you back

700
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: right before you were brutally killed. It was like I'm

701
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: dead and then you didn't die, and you're like, you

702
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: don't know. That's like Adam's the only one who does

703
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: That's like, I don't know what that's like. Yeah, I

704
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: just stood. I just do it in front of it.

705
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: So it's just like you're getting joint. Yeah, I wish

706
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: that's was what Adam always used as an example, what

707
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: kind of it kind of feels like you almost got

708
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: hit by a cementro Amaze's David Parade. There's a lot

709
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: of nerves. It's almost like you're standing from the truck

710
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: and the best friend pulls you out of the way,

711
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: just in the nick of time, just in time. I

712
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: wish I knew what that felt. Okay, And back to

713
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: you at the studio. Well, by the way, this is

714
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 1: the year of parades for me. I'm yeah, because I'm

715
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: doing the I am the King of Bacchus, which is

716
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: a huge parade in New Orleans, and I'm going to

717
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: be the King of the Parade. And the list is incredible,

718
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: Like their list of past kings are like Dom DeLuise

719
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: and from Town. Yes he was. That's my reference. The

720
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: cat cat. Yeah, well that's like old and then and

721
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: then it goes like in the eighties, it's like whole Cogan,

722
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: John Claude Van damn way if you did hard Target

723
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 1: probably and Val Kilmer and Gandelfeni and uh and then

724
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: like Elijah Wood and John Aston back to back years

725
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: and then uh and Anthony Mackie, Will Ferrell, John c

726
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: Riley and and then here we here we are in

727
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: three and it's me baby, and it's it's gonna be

728
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a true EPI throw down. What the

729
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: hell is it? It's just what are your duties. It's

730
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: it's essentially just a yeah, my duties essentially. I'm like,

731
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 1: I really, I don't know. I'm excited to find out.

732
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: I think it's like Friday night there's gonna be like

733
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: a big party, a big welcoming party, and then Saturday's

734
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: pretty chill, and then Sunday is the parade, and the

735
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: parade is like five hours long. I'm just aggressively throwing

736
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: out beads, and then there's a giant party that lasts

737
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: to like five am. Uh. So I think it's going

738
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: to be like a true epic throat down. And by

739
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 1: the way, the guy told me, he's like, only one

740
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: king has made it till the very end on Sunday night.

741
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: A uh and that was and that was Anthony Mackie.

742
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: How did you know it wasn't what he paced himself. Yeah, yeah,

743
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: it was. It was Anthony. And I'm like, oh, ship, dude,

744
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: I have to I guess he's a New Orleans local,

745
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: so like he knew what to do, he knew what

746
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: to expect. So yeah, I'm I'm I plan on going long,

747
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: hard and strong. Yeah, I don't know if pascing is

748
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: your thing. I'm kind of stoked. I knew it was

749
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: Anthony Mackie. Yeah, he's a party prow Well's Yeah. The

750
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: thing is, though, I don't need to paste, dude. My

751
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: body takes up just gobbles up alcohol and I piss

752
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: it right out. Man. And then Adam is like Sandman

753
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: of the Friend group. He can just kind of absorb

754
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: and ship shape shape. Just absorb it. That's cool, dude,

755
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: just have another And it's so, is it heavy partying

756
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: all three days? Or you save some in the tank

757
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: for the last day? Like, how do you paste this out?

758
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: Come on? You know our guy? What are you doing? Well?

759
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: I know, I think what it is is we get

760
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: in third I get in Thursday night and there's like

761
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: a little the restaurant. What's cool is like, since I'm

762
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: the king, they straight up close restaurants down. It's gonna

763
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: it's gonna be crazy. Yeah, so it's gonna be like

764
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: nuts and so uh Thursday A. My guess is we'll

765
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: go out big Thursday, We'll go out big Friday. Saturday,

766
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: it'll be like daytime stuff and then at nighttime kind

767
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: of crash early because Sunday is like the true main

768
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: event is what the plan is? My guess is that

769
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna be full on the entire time. Grandma. That's

770
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: just my guess. That's just my guess. Yeah, if I

771
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: had to guess, Yeah, is there rolling me back into

772
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: the room Sunday morning? That's going to be So you're

773
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: you're confident, but but you know I'm going to go

774
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: to the children's hospital and uh and and you're confident

775
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna make it? What's up? God? Who listens to

776
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: the pod? Yeah, I've never Kyle, I've never not made anything. No,

777
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you're confident you're gonna make all days,

778
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: like you're gonna do the Anthony Mackie. Yeah. Fuck yeah, bro,

779
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: I've never not Okay, Yeah, I mean what do you

780
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: think do you think I would ever quit? I don't know.

781
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: Do you see give up in May? I don't know.

782
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: Only if they make you get up early? Is there

783
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: a time where you have to get up? Yeah? What

784
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: are these called times? That's what I mean. I'm like,

785
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, well they were. They were like, no, it'll

786
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: be or it won't be early, it'll be like am.

787
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like what if it's noon? And they go, hey,

788
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: you're the king, it could be noon. And I'm like great.

789
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: Whoa great? Wow. How interesting. They're just going to change

790
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: all the clocks. Yeah, actually it's not that time. Yeah dude, dang,

791
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna be fucking wild. Yeah, so I think I

792
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 1: think it's it'll all be very, very doable. I've never

793
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: done any sort of Marty Girl at all. I don't

794
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 1: know much about the traditions, but it seems like it's

795
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: very fun. I bet it's a very buzz ball friendly atmosphere. Absolutely,

796
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,919
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. If I get like a buzz ball,

797
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: little leads, that could be. Yeah, I get your buzz

798
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: ball on baby, big big ease, big wow. Okay, we

799
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: got an opportunity to big easy. So what's going on?

800
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: Are you talking with buzzball behind our backs? Plake are

801
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: is there? I heard rumors that you might be talking

802
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: to buzz ball. We had a little conference call last week.

803
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: All things in the work over here. This guy's going corporate.

804
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm feeling good. As the kids say,

805
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: securing the bag of bus balls. Yes, yes, Twitter will

806
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: be a buzz We're trying to trend. Baby, let's go, dude.

807
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: I love that Fred Smoothe They're they're packing up the

808
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: smooze for us guys, I want you to taste it.

809
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: Oh we got a smoothe boy, I want everyone to

810
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: know I'm excited to sit on a smooth smoothe a

811
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: little spooze. If you get a little spluoze right here,

812
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: it's not a big difference. How you're riding the liquid

813
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: death train all the way into the station or what? Baby, bro? Yeah,

814
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: just like every one of us. Yeah, dude's that man. Wow,

815
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: we got a lot of big things popping in the

816
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: new year. We do not the movie, but a lot

817
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 1: of other things. Hey, Kyle, can you put beer into

818
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: your mouth and then spit it out? Or does it

819
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: get Wait? What? Just ask me? This is a good look.

820
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: Can you can you like drink? Can you put a

821
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: shot of alcohol in your mouth and then spit it

822
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: out or not? Like mouthwash it? Yeah, it's like it's

823
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: like your question is what are the lines? But why

824
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: would you what are the lines? Your question is where

825
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: is the line for an alcoholic? Can you like just what?

826
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know that I I will smell

827
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: if I want to partake and be like, oh what

828
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: is that wine? Like, I'll fucking throw my my nose

829
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: up in it and smell that ship. I don't feel

830
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: like you're the type of person that, like, if you

831
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: like we're around it, like you would absolutely need to

832
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: do it, especially at this point, right it's been like

833
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: a damned decade, right, Yeah, no, I can, I can

834
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: smell it. I don't know. I mean, I I have

835
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: never taken a drink. I've never taken a sip and

836
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: then not swallowed it. Like I haven't. I've just smelled,

837
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: that's my boy. Yeah, you're you are a swallower. So

838
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know where that would be.

839
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I mean, that's an interesting question, all right, Yeah, I

840
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: don't know, because I want you to taste. I want

841
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: you to taste the consistency of the smooth and I'm

842
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: just wondering if like you can like put it in

843
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: your mouth and then spit it out. Well, what you

844
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: can do is you could put it in a ziplock

845
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: bag for me, and I can go ahead, Oh you

846
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: just put her hand in and go like those are

847
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: eyeball like a haunted house. Yeah, okay, sure, put it

848
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: in the ziplock bag and then I'll put the part

849
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: of the ziplock bag in my mouth and kind of

850
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: like taste it and then I'll smell at the same time.

851
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: Now we're getting somewhere, and then I got the consistency

852
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: and the smell and I'm pretty much there. Okay, Yeah,

853
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: I like that. That's perfect. Hey, you know what, I'm

854
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: going to do the same thing to Then I want

855
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: to do that too. We'll slap the bag. Is that

856
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: still happening? Slapping the bag? That was a cool trend.

857
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: I feel somewhere, somewhere it's got to be absolutely said.

858
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a tailgating thing. A lot of

859
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: people slap the bag and slapping the bag is where

860
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: you take the bladder out of the box of wine. Yes,

861
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: big as indestructive bag the utter, slurp it and slap it.

862
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: What is it? What do you do? You just slurp

863
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: it and then you just take it and you slap

864
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: the bag. That's it, pour wine out and you just

865
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: hit it hard. But you can really smack those motherfucker's.

866
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: It's really cool, Kyle, It's so cool. I know I

867
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: remember smacking it hard. I just thought there was like

868
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: a number thing. We're going to smack it once or

869
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: twice or hard or soft or something. What I like

870
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: is at the Iowa Nebraska football game. There they were

871
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: doing this thing called uh getting basted, where they have

872
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 1: a turkey baster and they fill it up with booze

873
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: and then they go around squirting it in people's mouth

874
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: and then you say it's basted. I'm like, hell yeah, dude,

875
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: Like I really like this. There's no like point system

876
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: or anything. It's just kind of drinking out of baster.

877
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: It's just some mom Yeah. The points is if you're

878
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: the drunkest, you win. Oh yeah, you get the most basted. Yeah,

879
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: you would love you would win. Blake, you do great,

880
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: You're the master basted. Yeah, based you'd be You'd be

881
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: a wild success. I don't know Adam, it would be

882
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 1: between Adam and Blake. It would be between you two.

883
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: I think John based Out I would say that what

884
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: a body John based Out? Speaking of John based Out,

885
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies, any epics, slams. I have an apology

886
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: to James Cameron. Okay, wait, is this a proposed speech?

887
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: He's pulling out a piece of paper. Should we turn

888
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: the mics down and you talk just to James individually?

889
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: Is that cool yet? Hey, Jimmy, I just want to apologize.

890
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: I just yesterday finally saw Avatar, and I'm sorry about that. Um,

891
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: honestly wild that it took you that long. You're maybe

892
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: the biggest Avatar fan that I know. And yeah, he's

893
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: Basically I wanted to like bring the kids right, like,

894
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: I didn't want to just go see it and then

895
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: be like, man I saw Avatar, my kids being like

896
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: what the fuck? What you know? Um? Yeah, good, good dad?

897
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: So now are your kids old enough to appreciate how

898
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: dope it was? Because it's long. Yeah, it's super long.

899
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: So like my real youngster was like, by with there's

900
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes left. He didn't shut up the

901
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: entire time. He was just like whopper, He was like

902
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: single double but it was tied. It was cool. Who

903
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: would you say liked it the most? Uh? Well, they

904
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: they both came home and started drawing immediately. The dopest

905
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: thing about these movies like they're not like you know,

906
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: super game Changer stories or characters or whatever, but like

907
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: you have to go, oh, yeah, none of this is real.

908
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: This is all animated. It all looks real, but the

909
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: animals are fucking dope. Like I don't know, I just

910
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: think it's cool. It's so cool how they make that movie.

911
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: Whenever I see behind the scenes footage of like James

912
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: Cameron being the animals and like right there next to

913
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: them and they're just like in this space, he's like

914
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: using this giant head to be a placeholder to like

915
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: sniff him and smell him or whatever, and then it's

916
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: fucking sick. Dude. He's a genius. And the action sequences look. Look,

917
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: I mean I know, if like you have a location,

918
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: you can kind of map out your ship, and I

919
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: know that they will like build him the location like

920
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: computer wise, so he can see and like plan the shots.

921
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 1: But you're like, how did the geography? Like how does

922
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: he know that they're gonna fall this way when it's

923
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: turning and like water is filling up this way and

924
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,479
Speaker 1: now they're in this room. It's just crazy. It's just crazy. Yeah, truly,

925
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: it truly is very impressive and incredible, and honestly, I

926
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: loved the second movie and it for me. I mean

927
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: I went as an adult and I didn't have kids

928
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: with me, so like I was fully immersed. I like

929
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: it could have gone on longer and usually like a

930
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: three hour movie. Like I'm like the type of person

931
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: that like an hour and a half in, I'm like,

932
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: and let's wrap it up. That's all. It's about that time,

933
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: Like you know, if if it gets over two hours,

934
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the fund do you think you are?

935
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: And this this the entire time. I was fucking stoked.

936
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: So team Team Avatar over here, everybody, kids, I don't

937
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: think they've been to a three D movie because they

938
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: were tripping on. They were like reaching out for stuff. Yeah,

939
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, you're embarrassing me. It's not stop,

940
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: you idiots, stop trying to trap her. Wait, but here's

941
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: a question here here. So there was somebody sitting behind

942
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: me talking the entire time, okay, and I was like,

943
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ, like, what the fund is going on?

944
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: Then I realized they were translating for somebody. Oh okay, okay,

945
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: so like they were with it. I mean so like

946
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: French to English or something, yea French. It was definitely

947
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: the French guys everywhere. They're everywhere. It was like an

948
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: old Asian lady and maybe her daughter or younger Asian

949
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: someone like translating it right. At least that's what I

950
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: ended up figuring out because they would only talk like

951
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: right after everyone talking. I'm like, Jesus, is this okay?

952
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: That's not? Or what if it's like a blind person,

953
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: is it okay to hear somebody be like okay, and

954
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: now they're on they're on the dragons. I think it's

955
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: okay flying. Yeah, I think it's okay. Let's be real.

956
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: I think it's okay. Do they have to sit in

957
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: a way back row? You have to wait until the

958
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: movie comes out at home if you need if you know,

959
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: because it's three D, No, let's be real about that.

960
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: You've got to have the three D experience. Was the

961
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: theater packed? No, it was not packed that there should

962
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: be a space for this, but you got to go

963
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: to the back row? Now, yes, yes, yes they do

964
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: you do. Okay, what if we have showings. What if

965
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 1: we have um showings where people go and and uh,

966
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: you know interpret for people, bring your translator showings. Yeah,

967
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: then you're limiting translator showing and there's just like a

968
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: German guy being like he sneaked. That's kind of cool, Yeah,

969
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 1: that would be cool. Well wait a minute, you're saying

970
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: a trans show trans showing trans showing. Well, can't you

971
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: just like when you go to Alcatraz? Like when you

972
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 1: go visit Alcatraz and ship you put on the little

973
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: like history things and you get that would be nice.

974
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: Everyone knows what it's like to visit Alcatraz. Yeah, style,

975
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: I've been. I've been there, and you get the little translations,

976
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: you know, you get the headphones and it's like you

977
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 1: hear like the clanking of the jail doors and it's

978
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: like this is where al Capone's for a month before. Yeah,

979
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: I got to get back to Alcatraz. That's hell of fascinating.

980
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: I want to go as a man. I've never been.

981
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: It sounds fund man, it's really cool. Let's go come

982
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: up to the bay. Let's go to Alcatraz. Yeah yeah, yes,

983
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 1: it's man tripped Alcatraz. Alright, we're going to the Rock baby, Well, dude,

984
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: I am bummed at you know, we we were planning

985
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: on doing obviously we're going to do the movie here

986
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: and uh, let's go to the rock. Be shooting it

987
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: like right now out when this podcast comes out. It

988
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: sucks that we aren't all together. We all need to

989
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: get together during this time and at least have some fun.

990
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: You know, let's go to Alcatraz. I saw these two.

991
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: These two came over to my house is true? Yeah,

992
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: come on, Well, here's here's where it comes. You were

993
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: in Indonesia or something. We have to talk about that

994
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: next pod. Your cruise was he already gone? Yes, he

995
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: was gone. It was wasn't a cruise, yeah he was? Okay, okay, well,

996
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: well debatable. When did you guys go. Let's get to

997
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: the bottom of this, right, Well, let's wrap it up

998
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: and jump right back next week. Fuck off. Okay, they

999
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: went to my house. Tune in next week another episode

1000
00:54:46,080 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: of this important h