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Speaker 1: Can we talk a little football? Can I be a little,

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Speaker 2: It's so much fun when you're dumping and humping.

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Speaker 1: The aforementioned Tyreek the Freak, Tyreek.

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Speaker 1: That any cop would arrest Tyreek the Freak outside of

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he was like, bitch, why the fuck you

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Speaker 2: I'm Tyrek the Freak. I'm about to go out there

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Speaker 1: Take this fucking jersey, take this pair of cleats, and

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Speaker 2: You fuck you gotta eat that.

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Speaker 1: You gotta say, Tyreek, you're being rude, You're being disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: You could just call me officer. Could you please stop cursing?

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Speaker 2: You know who I am. This the Miami Heatls.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather have Kendrick Lamore than like Oasis. I'd rather have.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna enjoy it, And like

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Speaker 1: I said, I hope by twenty twenty five, February of

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Speaker 1: Everybody's up in arms. Never thought I would see the

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are all over your TV,

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Speaker 1: However, as many times as the Patriots broke my heart, however,

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Speaker 1: that those motherfuckers came back. However, many balls the day, deflated,

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Speaker 1: that day won. I know that in my heart eye

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Speaker 1: And this is before I was deep dicking. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: We got your real good and we got your real proper.

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Speaker 1: Twenty and twelve, we got you. We got you again,

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Speaker 2: We fucked up your perfect season. Your perfect season.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. So when I see Bill Belichie and.

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Speaker 1: Peyton's big brother Eli on their new show, I sit

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Speaker 2: I don't know when it comes on. I caught it

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Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome, and I'm glad that I'm able to

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Speaker 2: I have no hard feelings. We fucked you twice, not once,

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Speaker 2: two times, two fucking times.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight, two thousand and twelve. You go

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Speaker 1: up to Julian Edelman, Okay, Ty Law and those fucking guys, anybody,

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Speaker 1: any one of those Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,

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Speaker 2: Not gonna smile. They know exactly what the fuck you're

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Speaker 1: And then we got six eight, don't we got two, motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: and we took him away from you, motherfucker, motherfucker. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady did his debut as the Fox.

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Speaker 1: I think Tom Brady did good. It is his first

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Speaker 1: There's no way he'll be doing this shit in eight years.

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Speaker 1: I highly doubt it. I just can't see him doing it.

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Speaker 1: But he loves the game. He breaks the game down.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's found his quote unquote voice. I

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Speaker 1: no problem with that either. It's fucking Tom Brady. It's

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Speaker 1: Chin's fucking magnificent. He's got that avocando ice cream Skin

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Speaker 1: I put my fucking sword down. I hate Reggie Miller

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Speaker 1: I'll never soften to Reggie Miller. When I hear his voice,

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Speaker 1: when I see his face, I don't feel good things.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel good things. Belichick Show with Peyton Great,

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Speaker 1: That is insane twenty three years ago, twenty three years ago,

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Speaker 1: and man, there's always these segments and sixty minutes reminding

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Speaker 1: And just think about so many thousands of people. I

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Speaker 1: that wrong. I was watching this sixty minutes piece about it, firemen,

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Speaker 1: fire captains, young firemen whose fathers had passed, died on

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Speaker 1: nine to eleven, who've continued to take on their parents'

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Speaker 1: legacies as firemen. Just so much, so much destruction, so

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Speaker 1: much death had happened so quickly, and the surprise attack

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Speaker 1: technical aspect of those two ginormous buildings collapsing so quickly,

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Speaker 1: that's the part that the fireman never expected. And obviously

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Speaker 1: it was just such a man. I remember I was

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Speaker 1: going I was working on that show Boston Public on

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Speaker 1: and that's where I first heard it was on, was

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Speaker 1: back to Howard Stern, and then I got to work

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Speaker 1: and then watching the news and phone calls, and it

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Speaker 1: was terrible, terrible, terrible day. And I just can't imagine

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Speaker 1: how people, so many people's families were breached, and you know,

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Speaker 1: the firemen and they lost brothers and there was a

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just terrible, and so many.

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Speaker 1: that survived, how can you come back from that? The

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Speaker 1: truly a miracle, the people that made it out of

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Speaker 1: those buildings. And you know, you got to say a

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Speaker 1: I am super duper grateful for everything I have. I'm

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, whatever I'm doing, I'm so fucking lucky,

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Speaker 1: so many people don't have that. That's a luxury. That

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Speaker 1: is a straight up luxury, and I don't know, it's

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Speaker 1: just really sad that nine to eleven. Every time you

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Speaker 1: it's just heartbreaking and just agonizing. And I can't I

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Speaker 1: and how life just man just like that. And I

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Speaker 1: be remind myself of that. And I hope you guys

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