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Speaker 1: It's kiss. So the morning hack? Are you is any

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Speaker 1: but Ruby? Or you want to know you're not? Michael?

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Speaker 1: Are you want a dating app? I forgot? I am yes, great.

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Speaker 1: You know what else she's on too? Kiss? Calling him

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Speaker 1: the one? Okay, I would rather her said kiss. That

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Speaker 1: would have been my first choice. You're saying, um, okay.

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Speaker 1: So if you are swiping away on tin burn, hinge

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Speaker 1: and bumble or whatever and you're not getting any traction,

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Speaker 1: try these words in your profile. What word do you know?

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Speaker 1: What's your profile? Say MICHAELA. Honestly, I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: that good, but I don't even remember what it is.

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Speaker 1: I think it just says, like, my name, what I

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Speaker 1: like to do, what I'm interested in? Well, we know

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Speaker 1: your name. What do you like to do? Um? I'd

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Speaker 1: like to go to concerts, like to hang with friends, family.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to be left to Eric. I

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Speaker 1: think so too. I might need to take a stab

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Speaker 1: at your profile. Yeah, she's she's the one that landed Robin.

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Speaker 1: I did Sis, Sistan Sierra together combined landed me Robbie. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Really had nothing to do with the fact that she's

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Speaker 1: about to get married. Totally. This is true, Okay, and

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Speaker 1: then what are your interests? Um, concerts, gonna? That was

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Speaker 1: your that was what you like to do? Oh well,

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Speaker 1: that's what all I have him? There everything I need

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Speaker 1: to extend the meeting? Uh? Mark like that one? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's see. So, by the way, when I called Mark

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Speaker 1: last night, he's like, you've been really happy lately. You're

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Speaker 1: very funny. This morning you are extra funny. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: what am I not happy? I'm happy because you've been

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Speaker 1: very funny? Like thanks? Well, you know, you have your moments.

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Speaker 1: I think you're genuine. There's seasons, there's seasons, but I

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Speaker 1: think that's your core. You are like funny, You're naturally

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Speaker 1: funny your core. Does that mean me on the outside.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be funny inside. I want to

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Speaker 1: be funny on the outside. All right, so listen, what

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Speaker 1: are we doing? Whack? So they analyzed sixteen thousand and

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Speaker 1: four profiles and they found which words got the most

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Speaker 1: positive response for women. It was beer. Oh so if

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Speaker 1: you have these words in your profile, you will attract men?

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Speaker 1: Oh beer, I mean I kind of get it. Yeah, Wait,

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Speaker 1: if how does it work? So like, if you have

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Speaker 1: these in your profile, then you'll probably attract more men

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Speaker 1: like I'm down to drink beer. I'm okay, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you're helping me along. So yes, four women. If you

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Speaker 1: put in beer, Michaelis is listening to this beer, sports bars,

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Speaker 1: gym or carnivore? Ye, carnival attraction. I mean the carnival

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Speaker 1: is kind of funny. Like me looking for me. I

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Speaker 1: mean that has multiple meanings. When you say looking for me,

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Speaker 1: it takes on a different I think for you to

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Speaker 1: say you're a carnivore, you just kind of leave it

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Speaker 1: kind of vague. Are you a flexitarian McKenna? What are you?

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm not a vegetarian. So right, so carnivore

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Speaker 1: all right. I although I had to tell you, like

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Speaker 1: if I were on one of these things, I would

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Speaker 1: not put any of those. I didn't put any of

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Speaker 1: that on my profile. Would you put I think I

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Speaker 1: wrote like my name, talk on the radio, love my friends,

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Speaker 1: love life or something. Yeah. All right. For guys, if

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Speaker 1: you want to lure in a woman, they say these

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Speaker 1: are profile buzzwords to get traction. Non smoker, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can see that interesting. I like it's brave it out there,

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Speaker 1: non smoker. That's nice. Travel going to travel, you have

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Speaker 1: a dog, You like wine, and you like coffee. Now

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Speaker 1: I put all those on mine for women, How would

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Speaker 1: that go over? I'm wonder, Oh that is for men,

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Speaker 1: So I would use those, but I genuinely would and

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Speaker 1: like those. So that works for you because you're a

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Speaker 1: man's boothing on your profile. Well, I don't profile, and

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Speaker 1: you would attract us to profile. But I like all

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Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah, alright, so I hopefully understood that it's

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Speaker 1: stating is just too complicated. Still, I know, here's the quote.

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, So I try to pick a great Friday quote.

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Speaker 1: Be comfortable with waiting a little longer for the things

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Speaker 1: you deserve. Patience, That is the truth. Patience is so good.

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Speaker 1: Do we have it? I do today, Yes,