Speaker 1: Forever. Look mad oh, I see you? Why why? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that nature? Yes? Goodness calling?
Speaker 1: Who got the verve? You put the verb in? I
Speaker 1: feel that I was the one to give the flavor
Speaker 1: on that one. Let's not to take anything away from you.
Speaker 1: You give flavor constantly all the time. I don't haven't
Speaker 1: been meeting you halfway with the flav But I'm disappointed
Speaker 1: in myself. Why so I'm happy that that went well,
Speaker 1: be saying the title of our pod, because I'm disappointed
Speaker 1: with myself and other areas of my life, like what
Speaker 1: I have to get out ahead of something, get out
Speaker 1: ahead of what? Do you remember when I said I
Speaker 1: was going to do a marathon at the end of
Speaker 1: the year at Disney World. I was famously and I
Speaker 1: kind of going to travel to Disney World to do
Speaker 1: a marathon there. And we're not doing it. Why not?
Speaker 1: Because the Disney World marathon doesn't exist. It's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Where did you hear about this? Okay? You? Our friend
Speaker 1: Eric Heurson said we gotta go do the marathon in
Speaker 1: Disney in November. Apparently there is one, but it happened
Speaker 1: in January. There's a half marathon in Disney and do
Speaker 1: the half right, do that. It's still thirteen miles. Is
Speaker 1: so excited that I was going to do something so physical.
Speaker 1: You still you're still going to run thirteen point one, baby,
Speaker 1: It's just not the same. Come on, Unless I go
Speaker 1: there and do my own marath you're still going to
Speaker 1: get the picture of you in the blanket and the
Speaker 1: in the aluminum blank You're right, it's about the photos.
Speaker 1: It's about the photos. And you've been to Disney work
Speaker 1: with me. We do do a marathon. We do a marathon.
Speaker 1: We do it despite what anyone wants. I but god,
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't feel like vacation when we're there,
Speaker 1: because you are. I just want to make sure we
Speaker 1: do everything. So here's the thing, and I'll get into it.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're with two Disney queens. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll ask them and it's fine if not, fine if not, um,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of them to grow in this life. But
Speaker 1: I will say I apologize to anyone that goes to
Speaker 1: Disney with me, because I'm the kind of person that's like, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: we gotta do this next thing. And I turned around
Speaker 1: to you study and Dave who we were all with,
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, we're adults who don't feel
Speaker 1: the need to run to the haunted mansion. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, Yes, I mean I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting better. The beautiful thing about Disney is that you
Speaker 1: get to age up with it, right, Like, there's this
Speaker 1: thing that people is that the beautiful thing about Disney.
Speaker 1: I heard people at work. I've talked about this people
Speaker 1: at work. I overheard conversations of people work being like
Speaker 1: before Christmas, someone being like, yeah, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing for the holidays. I might just
Speaker 1: get a room at the Grand Floridians. And just there
Speaker 1: are Disney queens at SNL there. Yeah, I don't I
Speaker 1: want to name one. Why won't name one? I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised to hear that, but it's one that I never
Speaker 1: expected him to be a Disney queen, but he's at Disney.
Speaker 1: I think sketch comedy and Disney go hand in hand
Speaker 1: because we have immersive experiences. Yes, we have storytelling, condensed
Speaker 1: storytelling in both right. And speaking of condensed story wow,
Speaker 1: how about that though? How bad? Can we discuss what
Speaker 1: we just did? What we got here? We went through
Speaker 1: and the last culture is as listeners, is this the
Speaker 1: way to say this word or the French ways of?
Speaker 1: But then if you want to emulate that in in
Speaker 1: like English phonetics, it's like you would just say of
Speaker 1: and make it a silent ur God. The way that
Speaker 1: you are grabbing your brain right now to get this
Speaker 1: out there, it's it's buried deep within. Okay. So we
Speaker 1: went through the oath yes of our guests and I
Speaker 1: we said that famously. Well, you guys don't know this yet,
Speaker 1: but when you were honored one day at the Candy
Speaker 1: Kennedy Center on, because you will get a Kennedy Center on,
Speaker 1: I will perform It's a candle Christmas Eve christ the
Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas candle. I will perform it. Not any of
Speaker 1: the A list stars that I kindically did it. It
Speaker 1: will be me, and I will come out as Asian American.
Speaker 1: Do yes. I will be Asian American doll, you as
Speaker 1: Asian American dog will present me doing it, and I'll
Speaker 1: be like, girls, this is for you, and sing the
Speaker 1: candle song and know you're gonna look at them. They
Speaker 1: will be in the back meat with the rainbow medals.
Speaker 1: And then President Alexandro Ocasto Cartas will be like, who
Speaker 1: the funk was that? And they'll be like, we met
Speaker 1: him a few times, you met him at some dance.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing. That should be president what no
Speaker 1: candall is my favorite thing. And I remember the day
Speaker 1: it came out. I texted and address and I said,
Speaker 1: who the funk wrote that? And she said, do you
Speaker 1: think parentheses? Kelly? Oh? I love that. Their title card,
Speaker 1: the production company card is just parenthetical, just whatever thrown
Speaker 1: back to the Okay. And also, I mean we moved
Speaker 1: on from that because now we have the show, the show,
Speaker 1: and I truly, I mean, look at this point, we're
Speaker 1: like five deep in our the other two this is
Speaker 1: the other two events. I mean, at this point, you're
Speaker 1: on episode five. I think I think at this point
Speaker 1: Chase has gone to the dance or something. Well, I
Speaker 1: hope he has. Hope that wasn't a big spoiler Chase
Speaker 1: goes to a dance if we haven't yet got there yet,
Speaker 1: Chase is about the Chase is about Terry goes to
Speaker 1: the dance. But it's Chased but the dance, right, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I hope we can cut this out of
Speaker 1: it as Oh, my god, There's there's so much more
Speaker 1: to come. There's so much more to come. It's one
Speaker 1: of those shows that starts good and gets get better.
Speaker 1: Come on, and then that last little frame, baby, I
Speaker 1: could not even believe in the whole season builds to
Speaker 1: that moment is what you don't realize. Can I say,
Speaker 1: I'm actually it's it's comfortable for me to talk to
Speaker 1: you about them because I've waited. I have very little chill.
Speaker 1: I've waited to have them on. I know since the
Speaker 1: beginning of our beginning of us doing this Oh my god,
Speaker 1: one fire, let's shared share, okay, just really quick shared
Speaker 1: rundown of credits, College humor, the onion sucking Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 1: and now they did one of them did and it
Speaker 1: gets better video for U c B. And like I
Speaker 1: was what like a little zygo to a little faggot
Speaker 1: and watched the name is like this is really important,
Speaker 1: so moving, we are so and now they are the
Speaker 1: creators of then you show the other two We're so
Speaker 1: excited to have. And I have to say, also, yesterday
Speaker 1: I watched other people Oh my god, and other people wow,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, and I told our guest that
Speaker 1: I watched it, and he's like, you watched it today.
Speaker 1: I was like, um no, I mean like casually, like
Speaker 1: within the last few months. But then now you're now
Speaker 1: you're just coming out and saying he was fully yesterday,
Speaker 1: full yesterday. Yeah. I love that. Knows you know, we're
Speaker 1: so excited to have them. We're gonna turn to them now.
Speaker 1: Please give it an ear. Welcome to Chris Kelly and
Speaker 1: Sarah Schneider. Our interests are always emphatic, but that was like,
Speaker 1: that was above and beyond. I would love to just
Speaker 1: not talk and just like watch you guys well just
Speaker 1: in general, listen, we're not comfortable with that. Do you
Speaker 1: guys think you guys will have a Kennedy Center. I
Speaker 1: think you guys have to answer this for yourself. I
Speaker 1: just want to I want the gig. That's why I
Speaker 1: hope they got it. I know. I like that the
Speaker 1: plan is for both of you guys to steal roles
Speaker 1: from women. Yes, the things I can present us starting hard.
Speaker 1: I love it. Let's get into it. Let's get into
Speaker 1: do we deserve to steal these roles from likely? Now?
Speaker 1: But I also love the intro that one of us
Speaker 1: made it. It gets better video that you love one
Speaker 1: of the guests today, did you make it? What would
Speaker 1: you say? This is your personity? Just say it gets better?
Speaker 1: Nine years later videos though it does it get better?
Speaker 1: It gets it gets better. Yeah, well let's go let's
Speaker 1: go around. Does it get better Sarah? For for me? Yeah? Yeah, great, Chris, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it got better because I mean it used
Speaker 1: to be bad, but now it's better. Now it's better.
Speaker 1: Now it's better. And the thing is, like I will say, well,
Speaker 1: did it get better for you? I want to say
Speaker 1: it's a wash with my parents, but overall another terms,
Speaker 1: it's been great. What were you going to say? I
Speaker 1: was going to say in watching other people yesterday? What No?
Speaker 1: And now I'm in a pivot to being more serious
Speaker 1: if you can believe that the pivot is going to
Speaker 1: be quick pivot. I was just really like what what
Speaker 1: it moved me so much about it is you really
Speaker 1: do get across this like kind of experience of like
Speaker 1: like a like a gay guy kind of coming into
Speaker 1: his zone who's like trying to figure out how to
Speaker 1: be gay? Do you know what I mean? I feel
Speaker 1: like that's like like even with Carrie and the other two,
Speaker 1: like that's like a big like that there's just so
Speaker 1: much there with like him trying to figure out how
Speaker 1: to fit into this like gay world, and also with
Speaker 1: the character of David too obviously like like kind of
Speaker 1: like being like about Grinder and about okay Cupid, but
Speaker 1: you get that that comes from a place of like
Speaker 1: being afraid of it. So that's just like really moved
Speaker 1: me about it like that. It was just kind of
Speaker 1: like I felt not to be the person who's like
Speaker 1: I felt seen, but I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: will feel seen by the show too. Yeah that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I love it so much the gym. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for watching all. Thank you. That's very nice. And
Speaker 1: let me I don't binge everything. Some of the ship
Speaker 1: out there unbingeable, okay, drag, Okay, I couldn't binge. Um
Speaker 1: like this doesn't it can barely binge House of Cards
Speaker 1: and it's made to binge. Sure, I couldn't binge. I
Speaker 1: couldn't even binge what you're starting House of Cards. Now
Speaker 1: you started season one. Now we can say that it
Speaker 1: got worse ass like Seasan's one and two binge able.
Speaker 1: I think after season three, four five, who knows that
Speaker 1: it has like A six unbable. I couldn't binge. I
Speaker 1: tried to, but couldn't binge Succession because that felt like
Speaker 1: I needed time between them or something, or I just
Speaker 1: like kept not going back to it or something. But
Speaker 1: then I binge the last three, which I kind of
Speaker 1: think makes sense because those three were like the greatest.
Speaker 1: That was like, I have to see succession. I heard
Speaker 1: you're a fan of Mrs Maisel. I am that. Who
Speaker 1: is my ally here? I don't know both of us.
Speaker 1: But the first season I think was a little bit
Speaker 1: harder to like really get through. And then the second season,
Speaker 1: I thinking it's just like candy to me, It's like
Speaker 1: on TV. Yeah, that's actually a really culture number fourteen
Speaker 1: marvelous Mrs Mars like a bath on TV number one,
Speaker 1: and you know, approximately eight thousand rules have been rule
Speaker 1: number four teen. Yes, that's not for us to figure out. Chris,
Speaker 1: why are you're I was gonna ask, like, what have
Speaker 1: you been binging? But that's such a what are your obsessions?
Speaker 1: What have I been binging? What have I been binging?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know what have I been binging to watch?
Speaker 1: It's very late to the game on that. Yes, but
Speaker 1: Helena was telling me about this that Matt would be
Speaker 1: your ally Sarah for Masal and I'd be Chris's Alley
Speaker 1: for killing you because you don't like it, because he's
Speaker 1: he's scary. He's nervous that it's going to scary, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's not scary. I'm a very anxious person.
Speaker 1: So like the first like episode when like she kills
Speaker 1: that guy with like spoiler alert, like there's killing and
Speaker 1: killing it. She takes that big stick and like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not really what the show funny too, So it's
Speaker 1: not like full scary. It's not like a Darcy Cardon
Speaker 1: is the same way. She does not like scary things.
Speaker 1: And we all went as a group to see Annihilation
Speaker 1: and what was the movie that he made before Annihilation?
Speaker 1: The Yeah, we were and she's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see this. It's gonna be scary. We were like,
Speaker 1: it's not going to be scary. X Mock you know,
Speaker 1: was not. There's no jumps, there's no gore. Annihilation is
Speaker 1: going to be easy. It is so fucking rough and
Speaker 1: tough the whole time through. It's disgusting, it's gross. They're
Speaker 1: scares everywhere. She sat so frightened, and when the movie
Speaker 1: was over it I think she was like, that was
Speaker 1: not for me. And also I want to say thank
Speaker 1: you for writing her up, because she did tell me
Speaker 1: that if she wasn't mentioned by a name on this podcast,
Speaker 1: she would she got in. Let me tell you she
Speaker 1: is mentioned at length. Sell your Welcome, DRIs. I forget annihilistion.
Speaker 1: I would never put myself through that. Did you get Healing,
Speaker 1: which is a comedy comedy. What's her face in it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's her face? Natalie apartment people, she created it, produces it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're talking about comb is talented MS comer, she's I know,
Speaker 1: it's not furious terrible. I know. I actually did google
Speaker 1: her and saw her agent was lessened to the show.
Speaker 1: It makes me mad whenever anyone's young. Did we see Hereditary?
Speaker 1: Did you see Hereditary? I didn't that. I loved Hereditary,
Speaker 1: and I like, I like a scary movie. I hate
Speaker 1: the body who really but the image where's allies? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just allies? And that's going to be cross table when
Speaker 1: like in like an hour, when the Apocalypse it's like
Speaker 1: it's out here, you're gonna be scared to death. I
Speaker 1: said the first to die. No, no, no, because though okay,
Speaker 1: so I going back to Disney very quickly. Please thank
Speaker 1: you for doing so. I the one thing that I
Speaker 1: will say I am also an ally with you on
Speaker 1: is the like, um, the like organization of like this
Speaker 1: needs to be planned out and timed and like hurry
Speaker 1: up because we're gonna miss things. I don't apply it
Speaker 1: specifically in my brain to Disney, to a Disney trip,
Speaker 1: but when you were talking about that, I was like,
Speaker 1: that is how I would be there once the apocalypse tips.
Speaker 1: We would be very like well organized and trying to
Speaker 1: get through stuff. You know. I agree, the chaos would
Speaker 1: come in the door, and that would matter. I said
Speaker 1: always say, like I'm going to be the person that's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: we have to run, but I have to charge my phone.
Speaker 1: Let me'm just like quick, I about ten percent. You
Speaker 1: got to get the external bat No, I probably should
Speaker 1: just walk out and get killed. I think it would
Speaker 1: be easier. I don't know. I would surrender my life.
Speaker 1: I would surrender my life immediately. I'm not sitting here.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, just kill me now. I don't want
Speaker 1: to happen. You're so good in nature. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: I want to work at him and think good in nature.
Speaker 1: Matt is basic good in nature like hiking like no,
Speaker 1: so Matt trip state. No, we tripped on and we
Speaker 1: all did this and I just observed Bowen and I said,
Speaker 1: you belong in the woods. Okay, know what that means. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't know what that means either,
Speaker 1: but I trust you and I guess you. Since you,
Speaker 1: I will absolutely take that to lead the way in
Speaker 1: the zombie So I can tie not some stuff, can you? Still? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can tie a nut. I will say I have
Speaker 1: never seen her tie a fucking nut in my life.
Speaker 1: Hours a day. Bitch hasn't tied a single in front
Speaker 1: of me. She's not made camp in front of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And also that's like like when you
Speaker 1: watch them on Survivor, you're like, yeah, I could do
Speaker 1: this show. Let's not talk about some ever, but that's
Speaker 1: my favorite show, is it? The straight roommate, who, like
Speaker 1: Survivor is based on Carrie, is a little based on me,
Speaker 1: but mostly the straight roommate is Verbatim. Meow wow, I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. Yeah, No, there's I think
Speaker 1: there's something I actually was obsessed with it two in
Speaker 1: the early days, but you still watch it was phrased
Speaker 1: in a way that makes me want to say no, yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch thoroughly all the way through. I came
Speaker 1: back to it and had a renaissance with me. And
Speaker 1: also Sarah's answer for what she's been binging is Survivor
Speaker 1: because I've talked about it so much that the only
Speaker 1: way she can shut it down is to say, yes,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what you're saying. You were like,
Speaker 1: he was like, if you've I've spoken about this for
Speaker 1: the years that we've been friends, but this season really
Speaker 1: is the best season that's ever been. Mike White is
Speaker 1: on it. It's like a lot of it's really fun.
Speaker 1: It's great. Then he was done because we've been doing
Speaker 1: interviews for this show and people want to ask is like,
Speaker 1: what TV are you watching? And I'm like, the real
Speaker 1: answer is not what you want. We just Survivor season
Speaker 1: thirty and then and Sarah was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: watch it and I was like, I'll come over times,
Speaker 1: but I would like to see it again. So he
Speaker 1: does well on the show. He does well. White, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not done this season, so I don't know
Speaker 1: how it all ends, but well he's doing well. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: my sister watches and she's and she even now knows
Speaker 1: who Mike. Why when did you fall off? Oh girl,
Speaker 1: I think probably season six Amazon Miss Jenna one, Miss Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the season. Do you remember this crazy season
Speaker 1: where they had a challenge where they were all standing
Speaker 1: on planks in the water and then they were like,
Speaker 1: we'll take our all of our clothes off for chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a that's a that's yeah. That was like,
Speaker 1: oh well, this was the first time they then and
Speaker 1: all the women were like, we will get naked for chocolate.
Speaker 1: Jeff Probes. I did that. I stopped watching Survivor and
Speaker 1: then I went on a date with someone who was
Speaker 1: a contestant on Survivor and I didn't know it at
Speaker 1: the time. We just went out on a date and
Speaker 1: he was great and what we were making small talk
Speaker 1: and I was like how are you And he's like,
Speaker 1: I've been traveling and I was like where have you been?
Speaker 1: And you said to some country And I was like
Speaker 1: how long were you there for? And he was like, um,
Speaker 1: like I think like thirty nine days. And every question
Speaker 1: was like Survivor and the date turned into me just
Speaker 1: being like, well, and then what do you eat all day?
Speaker 1: Are you bored? How did the cameras get the wide
Speaker 1: shots and the closest do they read you the chat? Like?
Speaker 1: I just so rudely stopped the date and was just
Speaker 1: interviewing him and then went home and binged his whole
Speaker 1: season that night. And yeah, he made it far. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was years and I've been watching it.
Speaker 1: I've been watching it. Wow. I have to say season
Speaker 1: two that was the ship. And there's nothing that disappoints
Speaker 1: me more than what happened with Elizabeth, because Elizabeth Filarski
Speaker 1: was America's sweetheart and then and then we find out
Speaker 1: what's going on with her up here? It was always there,
Speaker 1: it was always there, chilling. What season did Veseppia win?
Speaker 1: Vppia one? Season four? Marquesa, Marquesa. I can't even do this.
Speaker 1: This is good, no, but it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I have like thirty seven, I believe Marcuses was season four,
Speaker 1: but Vesseppia one, and it was like and now I
Speaker 1: love to mention Veseppia such a good fun Where is
Speaker 1: she now? I don't know they've done winter seasons. Right, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: have they done all winter seasons? No? I don't think
Speaker 1: it rains, but it's not like in the snow. Reality
Speaker 1: TV in general, it was kind of like what we
Speaker 1: would watch every week coming home from us now because
Speaker 1: you're so like buzzing and you've been so mentally engaged
Speaker 1: for so many hours, and we were like, we need
Speaker 1: to just watch something. You know so deeply how much
Speaker 1: work it takes to make something. Yeah, I can't watch
Speaker 1: another comedy while I'm making a comedy because I just
Speaker 1: can see the word production. But then there's something about
Speaker 1: watching The Real Housewives, for example, that's so fun because
Speaker 1: like if you're in the edit for your show, like,
Speaker 1: it's fun to watch the Editive Housewives because there's no continuity,
Speaker 1: nothing has to match, and you can be holding the glasses.
Speaker 1: It's down like it's just a fucking free for all.
Speaker 1: It's truly the wild they're doing their own thing. It's
Speaker 1: the wild West there. It doesn't feel like the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's not the same thing. Yeah, I'm so happy you
Speaker 1: guys watched because my I don't think so. Honey, later
Speaker 1: is Housewives related? Oh you're I know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do I think you do know it's because I have
Speaker 1: for a specific city. It's it's for a specific city
Speaker 1: and a specific cast member who I've always been on
Speaker 1: board with but not anymore. And I remember, yeah, tell
Speaker 1: me if you think this is true. You guys love
Speaker 1: the Housewives. I don't watch all want New York and
Speaker 1: I watched New York Beverly Hills in Atlanta. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I know Atlanta, New York is by far the
Speaker 1: best one the best, okay, But Beverly Hills at its
Speaker 1: peak was on par like you're talking about when they
Speaker 1: was the Death. I recently went back and like rediscovered
Speaker 1: that and I was like, this, it's the darkest season
Speaker 1: of television. So now what Sarah saying is now that
Speaker 1: they're all alive in it Family Hills, and no one
Speaker 1: on that show has a legitimate sense of humor. They're
Speaker 1: so boring, they're so self serious. And also I think
Speaker 1: that they think they're funny. And in New York, those
Speaker 1: girls are so fucking funny. I get it. I about
Speaker 1: this when you were like the episode of them like
Speaker 1: in Mexico when their ship, when remotest ship is on
Speaker 1: the floor, they're having a blast. The editors are like,
Speaker 1: everyone's having fun every time. My boyfriend we had the
Speaker 1: premiere party for our show on Thursday, and my boyfriend, um,
Speaker 1: I saw him. I just looked over. We were laying
Speaker 1: in bed together breaking news on the pond. But I
Speaker 1: looked over and I could kind of see on the
Speaker 1: corner of my eye that he here to be on
Speaker 1: Countess Louian's Instagram. And I saw him then typing a
Speaker 1: message and I was like, are you d m ng
Speaker 1: Countess Louiann And he was like, I'm inviting her to
Speaker 1: the premiere party. Out of it, he was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: we love you. Come to the premier party tonight. It's
Speaker 1: at this hotel at this time. Obviously she didn't come,
Speaker 1: but he was like she could she honestly not obviously,
Speaker 1: that feels like that could have had Like I bet you,
Speaker 1: I bet she had a cabaret or something like. I
Speaker 1: knew she wouldn't come, but I did think there was
Speaker 1: a chance she would have responded and like, hey, sorry, Bobby,
Speaker 1: I can't make it anywhere. She does the same business. Hey, Bobby,
Speaker 1: I feel like you know who would come? Who would
Speaker 1: have gone Drende Dorenda would have gone, she would have been.
Speaker 1: Were you seen Durand to act up at parties and
Speaker 1: she is with it and like would go to that
Speaker 1: kind of thing, right, But Okay, because we're all here
Speaker 1: and we're all watching York Housewives, can't we just talk
Speaker 1: about because there's there's nothing. It's just such a somber
Speaker 1: tone all of it. Let's talk about beth thing And honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Today was almost people who
Speaker 1: say they identify as a Beskay. I'll tell you who
Speaker 1: says this all the time. Who I want to throw
Speaker 1: out of a window every time she says it's Suti Green.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Suti Green. Honestly, she said she identifies
Speaker 1: as to Bethany, I'm like, you are a human being
Speaker 1: who has empathy for others. You're not. I feel like
Speaker 1: I get that up to a couple of seasons ago,
Speaker 1: and now it's just she's fust It's it's getting worse
Speaker 1: and worse every season. But I also could see like
Speaker 1: within the cast, if you had to identify with one,
Speaker 1: we would all say Bethany, I say Drenda. That's because
Speaker 1: I'm fun until I get drunk, and then I might
Speaker 1: get a little dark, A little dark. You described her
Speaker 1: as a little dark because of that reason, you don't
Speaker 1: like watching scary movies, and that is a horror ship,
Speaker 1: like that is that's a horror anthology. Okay, it's because
Speaker 1: I'm scared to say who I really am? Who are
Speaker 1: you Amona? No? But I say so. Suiti is more
Speaker 1: Sonya than she thinks. You think. I think when she
Speaker 1: gets drunk, they get the same look in her eyes.
Speaker 1: I might be a Sonya too, You're not. Sonya is
Speaker 1: the only truly deeply kind, nice person I think. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's the nicest of all of them. I think she
Speaker 1: has a good heart. She's an idiot, but you want
Speaker 1: she was kind of like a cruel on purpose in
Speaker 1: the last season too. Yeah, like just talking talking shit.
Speaker 1: It's well, we did interact with Tinsley, so we I
Speaker 1: love watching I just love those those girls, the Housewives,
Speaker 1: because every episode you're just like, you're the straight man. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're crazy and you are the normal one way, No,
Speaker 1: you are crazy. She's the straight man. You can't ever
Speaker 1: dear me to are constantly shifting. No, No, I'm a Carol,
Speaker 1: I'm a car That's what I was going to say. Literally,
Speaker 1: it was like, who is but Bowen is Carol Radsville,
Speaker 1: which is for better for worse because it kind of
Speaker 1: means I'm boring. It doesn't mean that at all. I
Speaker 1: hate when people do that to Carol. She's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Don't don't do that. I'm really sad she's gone. She's gone, obviously, Kelly,
Speaker 1: I would there is nothing I would rather do, Like
Speaker 1: I then go to the cat skills with them while
Speaker 1: they're shooting and just sit behind the scenes on the
Speaker 1: couch and watch how they film it. Watch like how
Speaker 1: real and fake it is if they reset themselves, if
Speaker 1: they're mad, and then when they cut there not. I
Speaker 1: would love to sit for a day just how real
Speaker 1: it is. I believe that it's really thick in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: I believe that's how this is fake. Like I believe
Speaker 1: that it's like the drama seems the most real for
Speaker 1: me in Beverly Hills. Like do you remember that episode
Speaker 1: when Erica Jane went black in the eyes? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: Days of Our Lives? What's her name? Um, the Emmy
Speaker 1: winning actress who at least not remember Yeah, honestly, no,
Speaker 1: not a boring blonde wide Oh that's good. I feel
Speaker 1: like you because you know, I can't help it. That's
Speaker 1: the closest we've gotten to. Who's the well, if we're
Speaker 1: gonna do Beverly Hills, then I'm Ranna Erica Jane Rising. No,
Speaker 1: Eric is canceled. She's Erica's canceled from from the jump.
Speaker 1: She is like pandered hard, not canceled now. But this
Speaker 1: isn't going to be up for two months, right, So
Speaker 1: she's canceled by the time this coming out. Yeah, by
Speaker 1: the time Erica Jane is next on the list, she
Speaker 1: is Okay, sorry, that's that's just myn't watch Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: But who I see when I look in the mirror,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't like so yeah, Kyle thinks
Speaker 1: she's Bethty. She thinks season she thinks she's the funny
Speaker 1: like voice of reason. She's a boring human being. I know,
Speaker 1: really just started being like, these are real people in
Speaker 1: the world. You kind of like forget you're kind of
Speaker 1: like separated or something because they're so oh yeah, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be This is like a person that we
Speaker 1: don't care about. That there was like Kenya Moore was
Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live, one time, and Michael Rappaport
Speaker 1: was on with her, and I guess like the Michael
Speaker 1: rapport is like a huge housewib said, who had been
Speaker 1: like coming for Kenya Moore for months and they had
Speaker 1: like a very contentious wo like watch what Happens live appearance,
Speaker 1: But that's not going to happen to you guys, know
Speaker 1: and listen, they're fine, Like they're making fifty bucks per
Speaker 1: cameo video, Like that's true and they're just very wealthy.
Speaker 1: So you know who follows me on Twitter? Cynthia Bailey?
Speaker 1: Oh great, we love Cynthia. We've lived for Cynthia. But
Speaker 1: why are you following me? Don't ask unfollowed, don't have
Speaker 1: nothing good to say. I feel like one day I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like Nini sucks, like like Cynthia is gonna
Speaker 1: Cynthia will go off. Look, okay, what do you have
Speaker 1: to What do you have to say about Bethany? You
Speaker 1: brought her up for? Oh? I think that she tries
Speaker 1: to play the game and it's just not I don't
Speaker 1: think she's doing it well you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think that her personal ship is getting so much
Speaker 1: that she's like trying to juggle that real stuff and
Speaker 1: also play the housewives game, and I think it looks
Speaker 1: ugly like the whole Bethany Carol fight to me was
Speaker 1: just like I know that was such about mar god,
Speaker 1: but I also think there's times where she's she is
Speaker 1: the most like feels like a real person with a
Speaker 1: real brain. And I think she's faster, quicker, smarter, meaner
Speaker 1: than all the other girls, And so just when she's
Speaker 1: mean to them, it's just punching down too much. It's
Speaker 1: just so like, Bethany, you're right, but like they can't
Speaker 1: fight with you like they are. You're in a different
Speaker 1: level and it just looks pathetic. And season after season
Speaker 1: I would be like, yes, Bethany, tell them and now
Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, like we all know that. You're like,
Speaker 1: don't do this, like all that stuff about yeah she's
Speaker 1: got It was so crazy because her and Carol was
Speaker 1: so we're so so so close, and then to be
Speaker 1: like you don't have a career, and then how that
Speaker 1: clearly hit hard and then go after It's so many
Speaker 1: times I was like, this is your best union. I'm
Speaker 1: like you, I think we're real friends. Outside the show
Speaker 1: gross to watch. You don't have a career is disgusting.
Speaker 1: It made my It was more disgusting than deeply her jeans,
Speaker 1: her new genes, her new gene line. You're right, she's
Speaker 1: she's done worse. So I just want to say, yes,
Speaker 1: Bethany has jokes, but the stock template Bethany joke, which
Speaker 1: I think she has to fucking retire is what am
Speaker 1: my good Fellas? Like? She's always like, what am I?
Speaker 1: What am I? What are my moms t about? Like?
Speaker 1: What a what am I? Like? What am I? The Godfather? Like?
Speaker 1: It's always a mom movie reference or something she I
Speaker 1: can't believe no one's done her on Smash just because
Speaker 1: I feel like it'd be a good opportunity. Just leave,
Speaker 1: because she's always leaving. She's always like, I gotta go
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes then I go apartment is very is in
Speaker 1: a very bad place, like she's always she's always moving,
Speaker 1: always moving, favorite, my favorite Bethany's like, where is everyone
Speaker 1: for dinner? And I'm like, that's me, that's me. I'm
Speaker 1: with her? Is this her? To say Bethany is for
Speaker 1: anyone who makes it to a supervising writer at us
Speaker 1: to know they are automatically a beth which includes you yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, do you guys identify as Bethany's And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I do not relate to aspects of her
Speaker 1: and I think in previous seasons I would confidently say that,
Speaker 1: but I think she's gone overboard, like embarrassing to watch her. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a like a like a behind closed
Speaker 1: door or something out with her like meanness. I'll close
Speaker 1: the door and do it. Just to Chris, you close
Speaker 1: the door. And Bethany, if you're going to be a Bethany,
Speaker 1: you got to close the door. That we can have
Speaker 1: about any space. If you're you got to close the door,
Speaker 1: closed door. Who are you? Closed door? Just like you
Speaker 1: and I just talking base, Well, you and I just
Speaker 1: hang out and had like a long housewives asked cinematic conversation.
Speaker 1: It wasn't cinematic, but like you know, we we had
Speaker 1: I felt like we had like a housewife scene we did.
Speaker 1: Who was I reading us to you? You felt a
Speaker 1: lot like you. You were like you were like you
Speaker 1: were like a Bethany. You were like you were like
Speaker 1: giving out a lot of information and being very like
Speaker 1: breathless with all of it. And I was like, this
Speaker 1: is Bethany and I felt like a very I felt
Speaker 1: like sober Garinda. I was like, I was like being
Speaker 1: very area away that so we we've you're not really
Speaker 1: Disney Queens. I'm for Disney. I'm not pro or con.
Speaker 1: I am fine with it. Right. I was going to
Speaker 1: ask you if you guys like astrology? No, no, we
Speaker 1: don't you? Okay? Can I tell you something? As of late,
Speaker 1: I've realized that me as a water sign, I get
Speaker 1: along with a lot of water signs, and that you
Speaker 1: saying that I felt like a Bethany behind closed doors
Speaker 1: at my base made me think, I wonder what Bethany's
Speaker 1: a triological scientists? And I bet she's a Taurus or
Speaker 1: a Scorpio. Okay, but there's no way to know. But
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you also, this is none of it's real.
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you? Okay? What are you Scorpio?
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, well, and I tell them it's not real.
Speaker 1: It's not real. Study And I sat sat at dinner
Speaker 1: in l A and then the people these two gays
Speaker 1: next to us, these like middle aged gays next to Usdzation,
Speaker 1: they were like they were like and also he believes
Speaker 1: in astrology. And it's like this is what they said.
Speaker 1: One of them said, he goes he believes in astrology,
Speaker 1: and it's like use your brain, Like, yes, both hate it.
Speaker 1: What are your signs for books? WHOA, I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to marry a virgo. That's honestly in a
Speaker 1: in like a total societal breakdown. That's beautiful if society collapses,
Speaker 1: I will, yes, not show. That's a show. I think
Speaker 1: it is a show. No, No, it's Survivor plus batch,
Speaker 1: right plus batch. I'm saying a reality show, like like right, right, right,
Speaker 1: you're right, the romantic aspect and the survival aspect exactly.
Speaker 1: You guys, aren't you guys watch bat Yeah? But I
Speaker 1: saw Yeah. I was like really rolling and loving it
Speaker 1: until that Ari Ari season. I was like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: care less. This one's a little bit of it. I'm
Speaker 1: not watching this virgin also, But the thing is, the
Speaker 1: rumor is that he's closeted, and I feel kind of
Speaker 1: weird talking about it. I also like, I prefer watching
Speaker 1: it the other way. I prefer when it's a man
Speaker 1: or a woman picking from a bunch of man absolutely,
Speaker 1: because it's I don't know why it's I mean there's
Speaker 1: more hot people to look at me like that. And
Speaker 1: also I feel very strange like watching these like women
Speaker 1: get manipulating obviously producers like you know what, it just
Speaker 1: really doesn't smell right to me anymore. And also I
Speaker 1: find that I'm rooting for the Bachelorette in a way
Speaker 1: I can never root for a back Yeah. That's also
Speaker 1: just so so dumb to watch, just like eight aggromen
Speaker 1: being like just fighting with each other in the house.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. It doesn't go anywhere mentally or emotionally
Speaker 1: or intellectually. It's just like, you guys are bad. The
Speaker 1: snake keeps its own tail. Yeah, but who are we
Speaker 1: talking to recently that told us and maybe just need
Speaker 1: that They often have to reshoot the entrances, which isn't
Speaker 1: that just yeah's coming out of the coming out of
Speaker 1: the limit and coming up and saying they're like dumb
Speaker 1: little thing, which is just because like the camera didn't
Speaker 1: work or they missed it, or that mike didn't work.
Speaker 1: But can you imagine doing your dumb little intro meeting
Speaker 1: someone for the first time again? Yeah, especially I know,
Speaker 1: like dressed like a popsicle and then popsicle she pops
Speaker 1: and that's what she is on the board, and the
Speaker 1: producer's right, so that's what she is. But did you
Speaker 1: see the one girl who came out with like Australian accent.
Speaker 1: I heard about this, this girl kating with an Australian
Speaker 1: I said, and then she didn't have one in real life. Well,
Speaker 1: she was great because she was what was brilliant. She
Speaker 1: comes in with an Australian accent, and then he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I like the accent, and then she says she never
Speaker 1: says I'm Australian. She says, I was hoping you'd be
Speaker 1: it's an Australian accent. I was hoping you'd be a
Speaker 1: sucker for accent. She says it in a way where
Speaker 1: she had to go to court. She could say, your honor,
Speaker 1: I never legally said she worked. She never technically lies.
Speaker 1: She was legally protected. Her counsel told her, when you
Speaker 1: get amo, you gotta say it this way. If you
Speaker 1: say it this way, you're fucked. They will take your down.
Speaker 1: My favorite especially, I mean, this happens in a lot
Speaker 1: of episodes, but in the first one, that night is
Speaker 1: so fucking long that when they kicked them off and
Speaker 1: then the girls do their like testimonials, being like I'm
Speaker 1: sad it didn't work. It's bright hot now it's been dawn,
Speaker 1: and then it's a full new days for the sid
Speaker 1: because they have to start a bright hot night. But
Speaker 1: then they have to redo entrances and they have to
Speaker 1: reshoot scenes. It's like a full product. You see the
Speaker 1: work of production and you can just tell they're so
Speaker 1: tired and be down, just like, oh my god, I know,
Speaker 1: but you're watching. I always was like, why are these
Speaker 1: girls getting so drunk in like three hours? That's so
Speaker 1: but it's literally like a shot, Like I get that.
Speaker 1: I would have all so done that, you know, and
Speaker 1: I would. That's why I like, if there's ever a
Speaker 1: gay batch, I can absolutely not be on because I
Speaker 1: will be crazy twelve hours and I'm tired. I think
Speaker 1: you can. I think you can be on it. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, I think you absolutely will be on it.
Speaker 1: You canna be it? Can I say something people and
Speaker 1: not have you on? You're actually right, But I would
Speaker 1: have to do it where I was the fan favorite
Speaker 1: on the star and then pick us the Bachelor, So
Speaker 1: you'll be like, hey, guys, I will absolutely do it
Speaker 1: all I ask is to be the fan favorite, like
Speaker 1: truly honestly discussed. I'm pretty easy in every other respect,
Speaker 1: just like make sure that these demands are met. I
Speaker 1: have to be the Rachel Lindsay of the other than that,
Speaker 1: like I'll bunk with you whatever, whatever. I just want
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Speaker 1: by Listen. We've talked a lot about formative formative. I mean,
Speaker 1: we even digg into the old days of Survivor, but
Speaker 1: we haven't yet asked the question question I think you asked.
Speaker 1: All right, So this question is what was the culture
Speaker 1: that made you say culture was for you? We asked
Speaker 1: this of every guest on the show. Not to break
Speaker 1: this down. It's a defining pop culture earlier in your life,
Speaker 1: whether it be UM, a movie, a sort of television show,
Speaker 1: musical artists, whatever, any sort of thing that made you say,
Speaker 1: looking back, okay, that was defined. Let's just Sarah first.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm trying to think. Really, um, it can
Speaker 1: be multiple answers to Okay. My first thought that I
Speaker 1: had was a song, and it was asa basis I
Speaker 1: saw the sign. The reason I thought that was because
Speaker 1: basically I felt I was always like a little behind
Speaker 1: in school socially, like the last person to know what
Speaker 1: a blowjob was and too afraid to ask. And that
Speaker 1: song everyone knew all of a sudden, And I didn't
Speaker 1: have MTV in my house because we couldn't afford cable,
Speaker 1: didn't have didn't listen to modern radio because I didn't
Speaker 1: like it, and so I literally was just like everyone
Speaker 1: knows this song and I just didn't know it. And
Speaker 1: that was weirdly formative and probably a bad way that
Speaker 1: I was like, I now have to be up to
Speaker 1: date or catch up on things. That thing is like,
Speaker 1: because something is popular, you have to at least try,
Speaker 1: and yeah, at least try, which is probably not good.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's scary because a lot of the things
Speaker 1: that were popular were like Eminem and then I bought
Speaker 1: an Eminem album and it was like, what, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just hurting my feelings because it hurting me to next
Speaker 1: track track was Stand. Can you believe that the word
Speaker 1: I like, I stand for this comes from the song stand? Doesn't?
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, but it's also super fan right yeah, like
Speaker 1: like I mean the super fan tea. I don't know
Speaker 1: where the tea comes from. I think it's only it sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sucks. Sucks because let me tell you something, everyone
Speaker 1: stand that he doesn't end well for stand. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember the extremely popular song, but
Speaker 1: that thing of like having to opt into the culture
Speaker 1: that happened for me with Britney Spears, Like one day
Speaker 1: came into school and everyone knew who this person was. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. But there wasn't a lot of better
Speaker 1: long term benefits to you though they didn't. They didn't.
Speaker 1: You invested a lot of asive base, just emotionally, but
Speaker 1: aces base that represents this Sysiphian thing that everyone is like,
Speaker 1: that's the first time those two things have been set.
Speaker 1: What is it? It's it's Sciphis rolls up a rock
Speaker 1: on the hill and then it rolls back down. He's
Speaker 1: gonna do it all over again until the rest of time,
Speaker 1: Like that's his head thing. This is this, this is
Speaker 1: the thing that we go through now where it's like
Speaker 1: there's always going to be of some fucking thing that
Speaker 1: we have to like get up to speed on. But
Speaker 1: also that's an amazing answer, because um, it was just
Speaker 1: this song that like, do you remember this song parodies
Speaker 1: that like were that like came out of I Saw
Speaker 1: the Sign by just I saw the Sign like it
Speaker 1: was rather well, so it must have been easy to
Speaker 1: write this. It was the first song parody I ever
Speaker 1: heard was um? Ever ever first song parody was I
Speaker 1: saw your um and she opened up her legs and
Speaker 1: said come on. And then it was the fourth grade
Speaker 1: being like what is this? My friend? Oh, my friend
Speaker 1: saw my mom and my mom did the split Like
Speaker 1: I didn't get this. What that? There? You go with me? Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a good answer. How about you? I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what answer is it supposed to be? When
Speaker 1: we were very young? Well, it can be and something
Speaker 1: when you look back and you're like, okay, that was
Speaker 1: like a thing I remember from my youth and I
Speaker 1: guess the first thing. I remember being very like like
Speaker 1: drippy about like, oh my god, this was Felicity, which
Speaker 1: is what I would But I had to ride a
Speaker 1: fine line because I think, I mean, I was obviously
Speaker 1: in high school or junior high high school. I think
Speaker 1: I was in second grade, and I thought I was
Speaker 1: just born. I was closeted, and I had the vague
Speaker 1: sense that even watching it looked gay. So I would
Speaker 1: watch it late at night. I would, I would record it,
Speaker 1: and I would pair it with a late night SNL
Speaker 1: episode or something, but I would watch. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: the dumb thing that everybody says. I she went to
Speaker 1: school in New York, so I wanted to go to
Speaker 1: n y U because of her. And at the time
Speaker 1: I never even heard her say University of New York
Speaker 1: because she didn't go to n y U, right, University
Speaker 1: of New yorkity of my brain never heard that. My
Speaker 1: brain just always heard n y U. But I was
Speaker 1: telling Sarah this because she also worked at Dean and
Speaker 1: de Luca and then my family. She didn't. Felicity did,
Speaker 1: and my family and I went on a trip to
Speaker 1: New York and I was in tenth grade and we
Speaker 1: went and waited outside the Today Show because my mom
Speaker 1: wanted to see, Um, here's the woman. Who's the woman
Speaker 1: Katie kerrk My mom wanted to see Katie Kirk. So
Speaker 1: we all waited in that line on TV with signs
Speaker 1: that were like, we love you Katie. And there are
Speaker 1: photos and I think video proof of everyone excited and
Speaker 1: me full back to camera staring at the Dean and
Speaker 1: to Luca behind them, because I was like, Felicity works there.
Speaker 1: I know she doesn't really work there, but God, look
Speaker 1: at them in there. That's what I'll do. I'll move
Speaker 1: to New York and I'll work at Luca and go
Speaker 1: to N y U. And then then I did not
Speaker 1: get into n y U and I did not go,
Speaker 1: oh that's I loved that show. Oh yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: that's that's J J A J. J Abrams. I am
Speaker 1: I am lost boy. I love the man, lost boy,
Speaker 1: I love the man. Are you are you lost? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like, I think I went through the exact same
Speaker 1: experience that everybody else went through and lost right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: in fact them And then Wolf, did you like, did
Speaker 1: you like try to pretend that it was still good
Speaker 1: even when it was objectively bad towards the end there, Yes,
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, Yeah I did too. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: throw like a huge finale party with themed streets. Yeah
Speaker 1: names some I did that with some cakes when I
Speaker 1: had like an overhang in my kitchen and I had
Speaker 1: put the numbers up under the things if you went
Speaker 1: and looked under them when I when Seinfeld ended. When
Speaker 1: I was in high school, because I was obsessed with Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: I would buy all the magazines that rank all the
Speaker 1: episodes that give like episode one oh four and A
Speaker 1: minus an episode two and one of B plus, and
Speaker 1: I made a spreadsheet where I graded all of them,
Speaker 1: and then I gave each episode migrade time. And then
Speaker 1: when the finale happened, my mom was like, you can.
Speaker 1: I'll make you whatever food you want. We'll watch it
Speaker 1: as a family. You can invite friends over. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want anyone there. I don't want
Speaker 1: you there. I want you guys to make me the
Speaker 1: meal and set it down for me, and then you
Speaker 1: guys can watch on the upstairs TV. Right. So I
Speaker 1: watched it fully alone the series finale, the series finally Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: my family had to go upstairs to watch it quietly
Speaker 1: because I don't want them in my eye line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have one more story off of kind of off
Speaker 1: of the obsession of that that I think you'll specifically get.
Speaker 1: I loved Dawson's Creek yea, and I wanted to tape
Speaker 1: all the episodes so I could watch them back. And
Speaker 1: so I would go to Target and buy these like
Speaker 1: ten packs of the VS Slaying VHS tapes, and there
Speaker 1: was only one episode allowed per tape, and I would
Speaker 1: like look at the name of it and write it
Speaker 1: on the side. But one time I went to tape
Speaker 1: an episode and I ran out. I had run out
Speaker 1: of my specific white tapes from Target, and I cried
Speaker 1: and I cried and cried because I had one one
Speaker 1: episode was on like a Kodak VHS that we had
Speaker 1: around the house or something, but Mike set was incomplete.
Speaker 1: I did that with things are important to you at
Speaker 1: that age. They are very important the end of the world.
Speaker 1: I remember, like, because you couldn't just like go online
Speaker 1: and watch something like I was very obset with American idol,
Speaker 1: like very and so I would use my v I
Speaker 1: would use my what another the thing, my thing came
Speaker 1: to me and you go, I would VHS tape um
Speaker 1: the live rounds of American Idols. So I would watch
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson's first performance on like Motown weeks saying girl,
Speaker 1: I need again and again and again, and then it
Speaker 1: got taped over my dad like it was a football
Speaker 1: coach and varsity and it is nothing like putting your
Speaker 1: tape in that says Kelly Clarkson and seeing like a quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I for a second, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize he was taping over it with I thought he
Speaker 1: was being like, boy, were taping over these amicas watching football? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that, although he did one time come
Speaker 1: in and I was listening to Greenfinch and Linnen Bird
Speaker 1: from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack, and He's like, why are
Speaker 1: you listening to this? And I was like, but things
Speaker 1: are better now, They're much better? Can I tell? It's
Speaker 1: the opposite basically, where I would tape episodes of Matt
Speaker 1: TV because it came out at ten, then because it
Speaker 1: came out in eleven thirty, and then I was burning
Speaker 1: through so many tapes and my parents wouldn't buy me
Speaker 1: new ones that I started to tape over like home video.
Speaker 1: What that's psychotic that is, and go to prison. And
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this in therapy tomorrow. All this guilt
Speaker 1: is like hitting me like a fucking ricks right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're really there, like things that I will never see.
Speaker 1: My brain is racing and like how to let you
Speaker 1: off the hook nosed parents. I don't think they know.
Speaker 1: I think some day they're gonna be like, wow, let's
Speaker 1: we haven't seen this in twenty seven thousand years. Let's
Speaker 1: put this. Do we have an old VHS, let's put
Speaker 1: it in. Let's see, oh, Bowen's seventh birthday, and then
Speaker 1: it's going to be fucking like Stengo, Steward and Mango,
Speaker 1: you know, terrible. I bet you they'll have a good laugh.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know. Well they won't, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they won't. But that's that's what's also Mango. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, yeah, this really is our son, this
Speaker 1: is our son? Anyway? Um I loved Mango? Is that
Speaker 1: okay to say? When Jo came out such Mango and
Speaker 1: they don't notice. Yep? That was little like the Desert,
Speaker 1: Miss the Ray, this is the dance and Jlo hosted
Speaker 1: like the whole sketch was just the two of them
Speaker 1: hating you should It was just like and this And
Speaker 1: the thing that I went bonkers wore was them singing.
Speaker 1: Was Mango going Mango and then Jaylo wanting to outsing,
Speaker 1: Mango went jl and they just kept doing that over
Speaker 1: and over again, and I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: greatest thing I've ever seen. Anyway, God, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I shared that. Well, I'm happy. I'm happy that you
Speaker 1: did because I got us to talk about not only
Speaker 1: did he verbally pivot, but he physically physically. One of
Speaker 1: the biggest challenges about hosting a podcast where there's three
Speaker 1: other people is what are you turn But okay, so
Speaker 1: did you guys meet at us and l Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we like of each other ish, but we didn't really
Speaker 1: know each other. And then we started the same year,
Speaker 1: the two of us, and then Zack Cannon, who created
Speaker 1: detroit As we started together. So yeah, so was that
Speaker 1: like when you started there, did you kind of immediately
Speaker 1: latch onto each other or did it take a minute?
Speaker 1: We wrote a sketch together the first week, but it
Speaker 1: was immediate, felt random, like I I got put in
Speaker 1: the office within the seam and you were in an
Speaker 1: office with Abby Elliott and we wrote a character sketch
Speaker 1: with the seam and Alec Baldwin was the host that
Speaker 1: first week, so right away we wrote something together, but
Speaker 1: it felt random, like we did then thered be weeks
Speaker 1: where we didn't. The first year was like a free
Speaker 1: for all and you're trying to figure out who you're
Speaker 1: good with and who will even give you the time
Speaker 1: of day. Because we also started when like, uh, we
Speaker 1: came in when everyone was so much older than us,
Speaker 1: like it was Christina's last year and Bill and Stamberg,
Speaker 1: so that was like a transition. Yeah, and they were
Speaker 1: loved nice, but it was all people who had been
Speaker 1: there together forever. So that's for me. So I think
Speaker 1: by the time the end of our first year beginning
Speaker 1: of our second year started, we were writing together all
Speaker 1: the time. When did um the first slip? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like you guys are iconic for like the girl
Speaker 1: And yes I didn't say that the girl group like
Speaker 1: music videos? So when did When was doing on my
Speaker 1: TWI the first one that was our third year? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so good. That was so fun. I think so good.
Speaker 1: That was just Chris's idea, but it was the girls
Speaker 1: wanted to. I think Kate and Adi and maybe Matt
Speaker 1: and Ohs. The directors wanted to do a music video
Speaker 1: for the women. They were like, why doesn't that happen?
Speaker 1: All these girls are great. They also and then and
Speaker 1: I had like loved like when Lazy Sunday came out,
Speaker 1: it was huge for me. I like memorized it. I
Speaker 1: love I thought it was so fun and different for
Speaker 1: the show and just funny. And they clearly were letting
Speaker 1: them just go off and make something. It looks like
Speaker 1: they were making it with their own money, like it
Speaker 1: really and I loved that it felt really ground like grassroots.
Speaker 1: And and so I when we started, we both I
Speaker 1: mean we both gravitated to videos. But being able to
Speaker 1: like do quote unquote our version whatever of like a
Speaker 1: music video or a digital shore it was really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the first time seeing um like when
Speaker 1: the Lonely Island kind of got like a budget there
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And I loved mother Lover. I was
Speaker 1: watching it with my dad and I was like slapping
Speaker 1: my I truly, I feel like you guys like laid
Speaker 1: the groundwork for I won't basically what I'll say, I
Speaker 1: was trying to put it put I called them iconic,
Speaker 1: and you're saying they laid the groundwork. Absolutely, No, I
Speaker 1: what I've done in the last three weeks and like whatever,
Speaker 1: like nothing's made it pass like the show whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: so but nothing's gone. But I but I will just
Speaker 1: open twin bad like back Home Ballers. I'll just open
Speaker 1: those files just to like I save them locally, just
Speaker 1: so it doesn't get compromised on the server. There's a
Speaker 1: server or whatever, UM save them locally. But I opened
Speaker 1: up those files and I just like transcribe them. I
Speaker 1: just retype them. I just have one window open, I
Speaker 1: have another, and I just type it out over and
Speaker 1: over again and like just to like I did this
Speaker 1: with Asian American Dolt too when I was submitting packets,
Speaker 1: like I was just to transfer what is the transcribing
Speaker 1: just just literally typing whatever you guys typed, just so
Speaker 1: I get a sense of like the structure and the
Speaker 1: interest speeds and like the way you guys like where
Speaker 1: you guys put what. And yeah, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know if it actually helps, but for me
Speaker 1: it feels like whatever, it's that thing. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure going through now, but like, yeah, when you start
Speaker 1: at SNL, even if you've been writing sketch for a
Speaker 1: very long time, it's just different. Different. It feels like
Speaker 1: I'm starting at zero again. It feels it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: very different. It's different in the way that like we
Speaker 1: write in Microsoft word bunkers, but also just how things work,
Speaker 1: Like it takes a while to figure out how things
Speaker 1: work on a live sketch, how things work in a
Speaker 1: video sketch. Um, yeah, it's I forgot about that that.
Speaker 1: It's like no one really talks about that. There is
Speaker 1: a full archive online on the SNL server where you
Speaker 1: can go to any episode from Yeah and just read
Speaker 1: the script. And I would do the same thing with
Speaker 1: stuff that Seth had written. I would like fully transcribe it,
Speaker 1: but I would go back to just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how did he structure this? Like how why did why
Speaker 1: did this like live jokes specifically work in the sketch
Speaker 1: that I loved And it was just so helpful to
Speaker 1: like see it plotted out like that. That's yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a great it's a great resource. It's such a like
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is like who knows how long I'll
Speaker 1: have this, like as access to this and I'm just like, really,
Speaker 1: I'm like sucking Bell and Beauty and the Beast. I
Speaker 1: want to know, Like, so, you guys are at the
Speaker 1: show for a few years and then you guys become
Speaker 1: head writers and obviously kind of like the responsibilities become
Speaker 1: a little different at that point when you're head writer,
Speaker 1: are you kind of tasked with taking on the really
Speaker 1: the political stuff? How does that work? Yes? And no,
Speaker 1: I mean we had been writing. We wrote Hillary with
Speaker 1: Kate like a year and a half before that. I
Speaker 1: mean truly, that election season so long, and so you
Speaker 1: know at SNL, once you write a character, that's your character,
Speaker 1: so you write it every time, and so then it
Speaker 1: had kind of a snowball effect. So then we wrote
Speaker 1: her all throughout the primaries. Then when she would go
Speaker 1: up against Bernie, because we already wrote Hillary, now we're
Speaker 1: writing Burnie. Then she made it to Trump, so then
Speaker 1: now we're writing. So we kind of kept growing because
Speaker 1: of that, And I think also because we were head
Speaker 1: writers too, we also people would turn to us and
Speaker 1: assume that we would do a lot of it because
Speaker 1: I remember when we've started Seth as a head writer
Speaker 1: and that he just like, in my mind a headwriter
Speaker 1: does do that because of my furs. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Thing about now, my first week on the show, my
Speaker 1: absolute first week. It was maybe at the very very
Speaker 1: beginning of the twelve election, very beginning like primaries, and
Speaker 1: on Monday Pitch I pitched a debate sketch parody and
Speaker 1: it was fine, It's just a pitch, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, sweetly like and then I'll write up the
Speaker 1: debate and I could feel very no one was rude
Speaker 1: about it. Everyone is very lovely, but the very tense
Speaker 1: vibe of like, we don't need that from you right now.
Speaker 1: The first week, but I instantly was like, I want
Speaker 1: to do political I've seen them do it, and I
Speaker 1: want to do it right right, because it was like yeah,
Speaker 1: right after I mean Palin and all that stuff, like
Speaker 1: that's what I was like watching, Like I like that.
Speaker 1: I do like that, Yeah, but I have to think, like,
Speaker 1: so when you submit to SNL, like are you submitting
Speaker 1: and you're thinking to yourself like because in the submission
Speaker 1: they encourage you obviously to write a political sketch, but
Speaker 1: did you guys always see yourself as being like the
Speaker 1: political writers on that show? Is that always something that
Speaker 1: you liked writing about not I didn't. I did. I
Speaker 1: loved watching it, but I just never I was never
Speaker 1: super drawn to it, right and in my writing, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I was like I loved S and O
Speaker 1: for years growing up, and I specifically like the political seasons.
Speaker 1: Like I was always very like envious during the pale
Speaker 1: and were like, how can you imagine? So I guess
Speaker 1: I wanted to and I liked it, but I didn't presume,
Speaker 1: especially after the first week, that I would ever be
Speaker 1: the one that got to do it. Um. Yeah. We
Speaker 1: wrote a lot of like topical or like social commentary
Speaker 1: type sketches that felt like adjacent to like people thought
Speaker 1: of us to do political stuff because we were doing
Speaker 1: stuff close to it. Maybe I also a lot of
Speaker 1: it was Kate too. We wrote for Kate and she
Speaker 1: played Hillary. Yeah, right, of course those also those first
Speaker 1: couple of years, I weirdly did help on debate sketches.
Speaker 1: But it was because I what was good. She's a
Speaker 1: Bethany behind closed door was going to the bathroom. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. Though. It was because I found that
Speaker 1: I was really good at pitching in Rick Perry's voice,
Speaker 1: because he was just played as like a big dummy,
Speaker 1: like a big silly dummy. So I didn't I did
Speaker 1: not write anything that was actually politically any political commentary.
Speaker 1: They were just like what would Rick Perry saying? And
Speaker 1: I was like, here's a job. So I was like
Speaker 1: technically working on the debate sketches, but nothing that actually mattered. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't have to imagine. Like I was talking to
Speaker 1: a study about this. I was like, when you're there,
Speaker 1: like these moments are they have to do? They feel
Speaker 1: as big, like when Hillary comes, Like what's the biggest moment,
Speaker 1: like where you were like, whoa, this is great? We
Speaker 1: had a I mean we had We've talked about this
Speaker 1: before because it's very easy at SNL what you know
Speaker 1: to just it's such a stressful job, and it moves
Speaker 1: so fast that it can be very easy to forget
Speaker 1: that it's like such a cool thing. You're just racing
Speaker 1: and you think someone's mad at you, or you're not
Speaker 1: getting anything on that week, or you're like are people
Speaker 1: looking at me because they know I didn't get anything on?
Speaker 1: And it's very just hard and stressful, and so you
Speaker 1: have to force yourself to like take a deep breath
Speaker 1: and like it is insanely cool that we get to
Speaker 1: be here. This is very cool. And we did that
Speaker 1: a lot during the election because we knew like when
Speaker 1: Hillary came or yeah, a lot of stuff. Specifically that
Speaker 1: last year. We we would often like go out onto
Speaker 1: the floor to watch something and like link arms. We
Speaker 1: were very much like, this is cool. The three of
Speaker 1: us get to do this. Yeah, um, it's pretty awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even going now, like the whole thing is a little
Speaker 1: it's a little demystified now having been so close to it,
Speaker 1: but it's like still cool. We went last night with
Speaker 1: our friend Ashley, who has been her dream to go
Speaker 1: to SNL. Sudi was walking her through the back and
Speaker 1: being like, and here's like where the costumes get everything,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's cool. Yeah, it's pretty well.
Speaker 1: The thing that, like, the thing that I put it
Speaker 1: all into perspective last night was when Sudi was explaining
Speaker 1: to our friend actially, she was like, well, the budget
Speaker 1: is crazy, and like the cool thing is like this
Speaker 1: show would never this kind of show would never get
Speaker 1: made now with this sort of budget, absolutely like this
Speaker 1: is the last show it's kind And I was like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: because what do you got just about three floors of
Speaker 1: like Rockefeller Center to another show kind of yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like even I was just complaining. I was
Speaker 1: just that was just kind of like venting to Matt
Speaker 1: last night. I was like, I don't know, it's this
Speaker 1: is kind of like a like a like a nothing
Speaker 1: week for me, Like I truly was on nothing, and
Speaker 1: so I've just been sort of tuddling my thumbs. But
Speaker 1: but then it's like, okay, like yeah, this other week,
Speaker 1: this other writer, El and I are were both like
Speaker 1: like Eli comes to me and he's like I was
Speaker 1: relieved to se that you were on nothing because I
Speaker 1: was like Bowen's and he was like Bowen's and great standing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought I was believe that you
Speaker 1: were on that. Yeah that's exactly. Yeah. Thing like okay,
Speaker 1: it's not just think yeah, it's you can make yourself
Speaker 1: go crazy. Yeah. We talked about this. But you would
Speaker 1: have like week or weeks in a row where you'd
Speaker 1: get nothing on, where you're like everyone knows, everyone's eyes
Speaker 1: are on me, I'm the fraud, and like literally no
Speaker 1: one is thinking about you when they're only thinking about
Speaker 1: their own stuff, and then the next week you'll get
Speaker 1: something on and you'll be like, I am King of Coma,
Speaker 1: and then the week after that you're like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: like week two week a different experience. Yea, because there
Speaker 1: be I would put up sketches because when you're starting,
Speaker 1: you kind of also RiPP by yourself a little bit
Speaker 1: more just because you're like trying to you sometimes just
Speaker 1: can't find anyone. And yeah, I would just put up
Speaker 1: stuff that would absolutely bomb and I couldn't. I was
Speaker 1: like that as the that's the worst thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 1: I'm blacklisted, I'm dead, I'm done in this industry table
Speaker 1: moment and about this and I couldn't even like tell you,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even remotely guess what any of those sketches were. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because people always ask do you do you guys have
Speaker 1: sketches that you wish would have gone that you're like
Speaker 1: that should have gone And not really, I mean occasionally
Speaker 1: there's like one or two if we force ourselves, but
Speaker 1: in the moment, everything feels so important and so like
Speaker 1: they're not doing this one right right, No, they're not
Speaker 1: doing that one. And you will not remember this in
Speaker 1: a day. Absolutely this bitch had a great pitch. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. But I'm saying this one
Speaker 1: should go of red should have gone now, it shouldn't
Speaker 1: have gone. It shouldn't have gone. Whatever. The longer you're there,
Speaker 1: the longer the more you learn it. Really, you can
Speaker 1: have the absolute best idea in a vacuum and then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, but the host doesn't want to or
Speaker 1: the host there's so there are one thousand reasons that
Speaker 1: can destroy an idea when that's the job is learning
Speaker 1: how to navigate, Like why you shouldn't write your best idea,
Speaker 1: you should write your second idea because it's actually like
Speaker 1: there's already too many videos, so you got to do
Speaker 1: a live you know. What I'm what I'm dealing with
Speaker 1: now is that I've been just writing songs. They've been
Speaker 1: like okay, like the host wants to do a music video,
Speaker 1: like maybe like you can write a song. I'm like, okay, um,
Speaker 1: and I will dutifully do it. And I have fucking
Speaker 1: Christmas candle open and I'm like, okay, this is okay, great, great, great, um,
Speaker 1: and just to get a sense of structure again. But
Speaker 1: then they put it at the end of the first
Speaker 1: half of table where it's big sort of finale like
Speaker 1: act closer moment quote unquote, and then like, so my
Speaker 1: pitch that I did this week like was fine, was fine,
Speaker 1: and and it was okay, didn't bomb, but it was
Speaker 1: just okay. And then to have people come up to
Speaker 1: me and be like that was great. I was like
Speaker 1: I would just be like I don't believe. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I'm going a little crazy,
Speaker 1: and like I'm but it's okay. I'm like managing it
Speaker 1: as best as I can. I think I'm so stressed here.
Speaker 1: And you talk because it is just such a crazy
Speaker 1: making job. It's just how it is. But let's talk about, Okay,
Speaker 1: how how has the transition been to like scripted TV,
Speaker 1: narrative serialized thing, because it's I think, you guys, it's
Speaker 1: really remarkable. I was like in watching the other two,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is such a different thing. It
Speaker 1: feels it has its own identity in a way that's
Speaker 1: like really cool. Like and I That's one of the
Speaker 1: things I loved about it is you know, as the
Speaker 1: season goes on, it there are some dark it gets dark.
Speaker 1: I really but then what and this episode has an
Speaker 1: aired yet, but there's an episode on an airplane where
Speaker 1: it took place, and that's fine. God, we we can
Speaker 1: attest that there is an airplane. There is an airplane moment.
Speaker 1: And so like just taking this darkness and then making
Speaker 1: like this, making it into this like crazy comedic choice,
Speaker 1: which I love it. It goes it starts funny that
Speaker 1: it's it goes down to dark then it circles back
Speaker 1: into funny again. It's just crazing. So um, but yeah
Speaker 1: is it? How how has it been? Kind of running
Speaker 1: your own room and like what's what is the differences
Speaker 1: they're like and just going through putting your own show together? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: talk about that? How is that? Well? The we keep
Speaker 1: saying that we loved it. It was both a blessing
Speaker 1: and a curse because Chris and I are like very overthinky,
Speaker 1: we will really like nitpick it something until we die.
Speaker 1: So at SNL you just kind of don't have that option.
Speaker 1: It's like you can nip pick until Saturday and then
Speaker 1: it's literally on TV and you can't do anything else.
Speaker 1: And so we've thrived under that because it kept us
Speaker 1: in check, it kept us from kind of like going insane,
Speaker 1: and so we've had more time. We just like have
Speaker 1: the time now, so we spent a lot more time
Speaker 1: thinking about the show as a whole and making sure
Speaker 1: those moments felt earned, and making sure the characters felt
Speaker 1: authentic and what they were going through was like right
Speaker 1: in every sense of the the word that we could
Speaker 1: figure and so that was a luxury. But then it
Speaker 1: would towards the end we were like, we need to
Speaker 1: get this on film because we are spinning out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we just need to make this already. But yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a long time to talk with no joke. But
Speaker 1: that was earnest and I was waiting for the job
Speaker 1: and it's a dark answer. Was it this thing? Where
Speaker 1: for the other two where it was like it has
Speaker 1: to be like the actors have to specifically word it
Speaker 1: this way the way that you guys have written it
Speaker 1: or not always sometimes yeah, sometimes a lot of our
Speaker 1: show is super serialized, and so like we were like,
Speaker 1: if you don't say this word literally something in episode
Speaker 1: ten doesn't make sense or something. I know, it's just
Speaker 1: so annoying to the actors. But I feel like whatever
Speaker 1: we get the question, like was a lot of improv
Speaker 1: on set. I want the answer to be yes, to
Speaker 1: be like a fun, really cool and it was really
Speaker 1: part of the process past your card and we just
Speaker 1: like locked off and we just but like and then
Speaker 1: I feel like to say, no, there wasn't a lot
Speaker 1: of improv makes it seem like, wow, there would be
Speaker 1: a little bit or or sometimes if we had the luxury.
Speaker 1: I mean, we shot these episodes in four days, so
Speaker 1: we just were running all there was just no time.
Speaker 1: A lot of times they'd be like, you know, let's
Speaker 1: roll on one and just you know, just for see
Speaker 1: them everyone's marks, and then we would do one and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, great, time to move on. So you
Speaker 1: have to move so fast that it was a luxury
Speaker 1: if we could improvise. Um. But yeah, like Sarah said,
Speaker 1: it's very serialized, so a lot of the jokes needed
Speaker 1: to It's different for Comedy Central, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't have a lot of shows
Speaker 1: like that that are like I feel like this is
Speaker 1: like their most heavily serialized show and I love because
Speaker 1: I love it. That's nice. I think it's maybe like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just a little denser or something in a way where
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, you can see other shows having fun
Speaker 1: like on set, you can see them, you know, the
Speaker 1: actors playing and they let a beat, they let like
Speaker 1: a big go on. But but yeah, yeah, we think
Speaker 1: we're glad that it's on week two weeks so that
Speaker 1: it's on for ten weeks and just that's nice to us.
Speaker 1: But we also do think it's kind of maybe good
Speaker 1: BINGI like, it's better if you can watch a couple
Speaker 1: at times, so it's tricky. That was one of the
Speaker 1: interesting we got. We were we got to see the
Speaker 1: show a little early, and I said to Sam Schless
Speaker 1: at Comedy es Central, I was like, just for what
Speaker 1: it's worth, the show is super bingeable, which I think
Speaker 1: is such like a great thing going forward, because no,
Speaker 1: like people watch TV when things come on, but now,
Speaker 1: as you know, they binged all the time, and I
Speaker 1: think it's really good in that respect, like I can
Speaker 1: see it performing really well, like and then the thing
Speaker 1: is like years from now, like it's out there forever
Speaker 1: and will have just binge the whole thing and like
Speaker 1: you'll get like it's this thing with like the office
Speaker 1: now where it's cool. It's totally totally right. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It's only number one that and Friends on Netflix. They're
Speaker 1: like the best shows on Netflix. Yeah, like eleven year
Speaker 1: Olds finding friends, Yeah, which is kind of scary, which
Speaker 1: is scary because it doesn't about homosexuality scary every joke,
Speaker 1: which it's not not every joke. Let's say it. Let him,
Speaker 1: let him be homophoba. They look so gay together. Imagine
Speaker 1: putting that cast together and being like that's it. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: I know what's brown, hair, blonde and another brown, so
Speaker 1: like that's variety. Now, speaking of cast, you really can
Speaker 1: just transiver. I do this. I've just been watching, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's amazing to watch me. It's amazing. It's amazing to
Speaker 1: watch me. Because we said, we don't even need to
Speaker 1: be on the podcast, we just want to be in
Speaker 1: the room. Yeah, And we emailed them to come on
Speaker 1: the show and they said, could just be in the room.
Speaker 1: We said, we have taught you. They said fine. Um well, um,
Speaker 1: so we have had well we both had Helena and
Speaker 1: I had Drew in here the other day with special
Speaker 1: guest co host Josh and watching those two, watching Josh
Speaker 1: Andrew talk to each other about being like like gay
Speaker 1: in the South. No idea where Drew like came from
Speaker 1: like the swamps of Georgia. Yeah. Crazy, But so they're
Speaker 1: so good together. And they really feel like like the
Speaker 1: relationship is so great. I just like they are. We
Speaker 1: got so lucky, and also like there's tough stuff in
Speaker 1: the show. I mean, it gets tetic. I saw Drew
Speaker 1: came to one of my shows, like a few months
Speaker 1: ago while you guys were filming I think you guys
Speaker 1: had just shot the airplane um scene, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how's it going, and he was like, it's a lot
Speaker 1: of acting. We all joke about that too, because it's
Speaker 1: dramatic a little bit for everybody, but particularly poor little
Speaker 1: Drew Tarber, because Drew will be like, Helena, how much
Speaker 1: are you crying in your days? Like when they're not
Speaker 1: shooting to get He's like, are you crying as much
Speaker 1: as because I'm crying. But there's also laughs what you're
Speaker 1: doing the mental stick like like okay, I really want
Speaker 1: to spoil it. Okay, okay, And there's an iconic and
Speaker 1: of one anyways, Tory has to cry, and we were like,
Speaker 1: we're going to try to just shoot this once if
Speaker 1: you can really cry, and he was like, great, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it, and he cried immediately one time, and
Speaker 1: then we had to do it again and he cried
Speaker 1: immediately again, and we were like, wow, you're such a
Speaker 1: good actor. And then he cried. We had to do
Speaker 1: it for a third time, and he cried immediately again,
Speaker 1: and then everyone in the crew was like, I think
Speaker 1: he cries too easily. Is he okay? Like it's too theace.
Speaker 1: It really was like psychologically like he's using this as something.
Speaker 1: It was really impressive. It was very impressive that moment.
Speaker 1: Is it really took my no mental took my This
Speaker 1: moment that we're talking about, you'll you'll know when you
Speaker 1: get to it. It takes your breath away. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe the show moments also when I watched
Speaker 1: it first and then Bo watched it a little bit later.
Speaker 1: But he and this episode has happened, but before this
Speaker 1: comes out so we can say this, but the moment
Speaker 1: with Cape ber Lamp, I am gagging from you come
Speaker 1: on back? Oh my god. I couldn't text. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I taped it on my computer. I recorded on my computer,
Speaker 1: sent the video to Maunt. I was like, I cannot
Speaker 1: that was was that line Jordan's first one? That sounds
Speaker 1: it sounds were Also we also had to ask um
Speaker 1: Central for permission not to bleep faggot, because we thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be like powerful in a very blunt,
Speaker 1: hard way to hear a woman say that word at him,
Speaker 1: like in an office, just that she how dare she
Speaker 1: thinks she can casually say that. We're like, if you
Speaker 1: bleep it, it kind of you know, work. And there
Speaker 1: were some emails and there, and we got an email
Speaker 1: back thing like guys, congratulations, you can say yeah, but
Speaker 1: there was a period where we were going to maybe
Speaker 1: have to get on a call about it, and so
Speaker 1: it was being seriously referenced in emails as the fagge
Speaker 1: call because I'm going to do this taget call and
Speaker 1: just like THEA I also think once they mentioned that
Speaker 1: it might need to be a call, they thought that
Speaker 1: would be like maybe a good way for us to
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, well we're not going to get on
Speaker 1: a call about this. Never mind, it's fine. But we
Speaker 1: were like, I mean, that moment is that's a take
Speaker 1: that that took my breath away. I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: It's an important moment for the culture. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a real thing. Yes, it's absolutely a real thing. And
Speaker 1: caper Land is so funny. I think I could win
Speaker 1: an Oscar win. I was gonna say, yes, they're going
Speaker 1: to change the rules because I mean, the Oscar is
Speaker 1: famously don't matter anyway of green Book wins. This is
Speaker 1: going to play after a green Book has one right,
Speaker 1: it's or Bohemian Rhapsody has taken home the gold. It's
Speaker 1: the world we live in is incredibly sick, and that's
Speaker 1: actually a real culture. Two, the world we live in
Speaker 1: is incredibly sick. Yeah. Usually at the one hour mark,
Speaker 1: you guys say that the world is sick. It takes
Speaker 1: about an hour to realize that. Yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: just a sisiphi and exercise and getting to that theme motif.
Speaker 1: You know, I said a big word the other day pernicious. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know where I learned that? What grammar? Where? What
Speaker 1: was the one pernicious? One time on Beverly Hills And
Speaker 1: I was like, mmious, Oh my god, it means to
Speaker 1: act in an evil manner. Yes, yes, you knew that
Speaker 1: though being smart. But you still have the episode with
Speaker 1: so true and that was important. That was really big
Speaker 1: for me. I think I think this is the year
Speaker 1: where you really just broaden your scope with words. This
Speaker 1: is the year and I'm going to I'm going to
Speaker 1: the cultural mecca that is Los Angeles Thursday, six weeks
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get real smart. Yes, um, wait, can
Speaker 1: we talk about the writer's room. The writer's fantastic so yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So it was Jordan Booster, Jordan's cole Yes, and do
Speaker 1: you know her? I don't. I don't think I know
Speaker 1: l A. She's great, She's so funny. I don't think
Speaker 1: we've met, but I do know, I do know. And
Speaker 1: then and Yellow were there for a little bit, but
Speaker 1: then they had to go to Broad City. Soames, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's a fun I caught some Instagram stories if
Speaker 1: y'all playing the T shirt game and like fun stuff. Yes,
Speaker 1: are wending the game? Yes, that was Joel right, he
Speaker 1: was like we have to do this and we were
Speaker 1: all like, okay, no, we were not into it, and
Speaker 1: we're like, we'll just like do this because it's building
Speaker 1: team and got so into it. I laughed so hard.
Speaker 1: It was really the fun. One of the most fun days.
Speaker 1: So thank you. Just the funnest thing you can do
Speaker 1: the most. Yeah, they bought well, I got a T shirt.
Speaker 1: You can them. You knew this. The smartest part of
Speaker 1: the games that you can then be like click to purchase,
Speaker 1: so smart. What was the one that we did with
Speaker 1: the nails and it just said one word? Um it
Speaker 1: was it was a hand with red finger nails and
Speaker 1: I said, it's at two words. It said I'm virgin.
Speaker 1: I'm virgin fingers like red fingernails and I said I'm virgin.
Speaker 1: We were all like, I'm virgin. Um, okay, but this
Speaker 1: is what was this what you were trying to ask
Speaker 1: earlier in terms of running a writer's room, um, unbound
Speaker 1: by some other in I mean you're sort of answering
Speaker 1: to the network, sure, but like different vibe overall, like
Speaker 1: where you're just spending so much time together like trying
Speaker 1: to break Yeah, the episodes like different, different, different, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we'll at us and it's like kind of you
Speaker 1: don't really have the experience of like breaking stuff together
Speaker 1: as a group. So that was great. That was so fun,
Speaker 1: and so much of it was us just being like,
Speaker 1: what would you here's an idea for a plot, like
Speaker 1: how would you truly react to this in your real life,
Speaker 1: and getting stories from our writers that we are biggest thing,
Speaker 1: a real thing in the writer's room. Wasn't just like,
Speaker 1: what are funny things that could happen? But it was like,
Speaker 1: if you go to this like premiere, or your brother
Speaker 1: writes a song about you specifically like physically, dramatically, pathetically,
Speaker 1: what would you feel and do? Right, So that you've
Speaker 1: said this before, but like all the episodes could technically
Speaker 1: the loglines could be dramas and then we added comedy
Speaker 1: to them. But that's great. It was coughing and just
Speaker 1: had you her water bottle and I took water from
Speaker 1: it and it made a dolphin noise. Yeah, well, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to tip it back. Why did you sip
Speaker 1: it would have done that too. It did sound like
Speaker 1: a dolphin and I was barreling straight through it. I
Speaker 1: was like, you keep talking, and you were like, we
Speaker 1: loved honey in the room and also professional, yes, and
Speaker 1: you just missed this extremely poignant thing that Chris was saying.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. The episodes were basically logging. Came here,
Speaker 1: it was cold, I'm talking about my show, this little
Speaker 1: pantomime that's going off. I need my ally to be
Speaker 1: hydrated for the apocalypse, so I'm sorry I could not
Speaker 1: and let him die. I need to be able to
Speaker 1: live so that we can die immediately. But I was
Speaker 1: watching that. I was watching CNN, and I forget who
Speaker 1: it was. And she was coughing so hard yesterday on
Speaker 1: the news. But she was coughing for like ten minutes,
Speaker 1: and she kept thinking like and President, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: But no one she was interviewing, yes, and no one
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to talk now for two minutes
Speaker 1: so they can cut off of you and allow you
Speaker 1: to do whatever you can. She just coughed for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. You can't even watch the news
Speaker 1: anymore because you're thinking about production, right, you're producing the
Speaker 1: fucking news. What are you talking about? Like I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you can't even watch the news with that being like
Speaker 1: they yes, you should take it. They should cut away,
Speaker 1: they should cut away. That's just my guys, watch how
Speaker 1: do you absorb? I only watch then I watch MSNBC.
Speaker 1: I don't like CNN, and I watched you see. I
Speaker 1: do I tolerate Legan McCain. No, she is she No,
Speaker 1: she's done canceled. It's been hard to watch her. She's
Speaker 1: canceled the whole like I'm the daughter of John McCain.
Speaker 1: Thing I could not abide she's always done that. No,
Speaker 1: but like but someone someone did, um, someone did a
Speaker 1: meme of like like a screen grab of Megan mccains saying,
Speaker 1: I'm the daughter John McCain and I'm not a racist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she slammed the table the other day. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm John McCain's daughter. I don't just allow racism. And
Speaker 1: we're like okay, shot and then and then it was
Speaker 1: just me where and then it was it was Aaron
Speaker 1: Brockovich and then just like a altered subtitle, that's all
Speaker 1: you got, lady being John McCain's daughter and fucking ugly
Speaker 1: too perfect. The new is, why do we go into
Speaker 1: this pivot about the news. I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: the show, so I wanted to talk about the other
Speaker 1: the writer's room, and I just want to talk about
Speaker 1: other cast members. God, Ken Marino, babe, since I was
Speaker 1: a little child, And can I say his best performance
Speaker 1: in the Rock and roller Coaster pre show at Disney World.
Speaker 1: He's in there with Aleana Douglas and the cast of
Speaker 1: Arrow Smith. He sits he sits there playing his buttons
Speaker 1: and like being like his but yeah, he was in that,
Speaker 1: And every time I go on that rise which is
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm like, I see him and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's fucking Ken Marino. Yeah, he's the best. But also
Speaker 1: we have talked about Miss Molly. I mean, just like Redisco,
Speaker 1: which I feel like you've been a big part of
Speaker 1: this kind of like rediscovery of her. Is this like
Speaker 1: she's got some incredible dramatic moments in your show and
Speaker 1: also her performance and other people, I mean out of control.
Speaker 1: Can you talk about working with her? Like, what's that?
Speaker 1: He's so good? She's also I don't know the best
Speaker 1: way I can put it is you just don't really
Speaker 1: see her acting, or at least I don't you know,
Speaker 1: when she goes into a dramatic moment, you never feel
Speaker 1: her doing her Like Oscar winning moment, you don't feel her.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes even the best actors that we all love,
Speaker 1: we stand by, we would die for them. You can
Speaker 1: feel like, Okay, you know the camera's on you, you're
Speaker 1: doing your your moment right now. She just feels like
Speaker 1: a regular person just talking to the people that she's
Speaker 1: on screen with, very lowly dropped in. She's so funny.
Speaker 1: The airplane episode that we can't go into too much
Speaker 1: is the first thing we shot and that's into it
Speaker 1: right away, and just she's a real she's insane. No,
Speaker 1: she's like she's fully emy worthy and in that scene
Speaker 1: and like, wow, we're starting anybody, That's why you guys
Speaker 1: are here. This is the first stop on your Emmy campaign.
Speaker 1: You joined Megan Amram, who also started her Emmy campaign here,
Speaker 1: famously earned a nomination two big ones. We're still upset
Speaker 1: she lost. Oh god, she she was telling me what
Speaker 1: she has in mind for season two and it's pible anyway,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. That's the scoop. But no,
Speaker 1: I can't believe Molly and like just like her and
Speaker 1: other people too. It's just such a beautiful performance. Like
Speaker 1: so that had to be a lot to like cast
Speaker 1: the person as instensibly going to play your mother, And
Speaker 1: did you meet with a lot of people or did
Speaker 1: you kind of like just yeah, a couple. But it
Speaker 1: was also the tiniest of indie movies and I hadn't
Speaker 1: really done anything before, so it was just I didn't
Speaker 1: presume that anybody would want to do this or no
Speaker 1: one would know who I am. So we sent her
Speaker 1: the script. I think I had described it as like
Speaker 1: a Molly Shannon type. I think someone like Molly Shannon
Speaker 1: would be great in this role as an example of
Speaker 1: think about her, but don't actually ask her because she
Speaker 1: won't do it. And then we she finally got the
Speaker 1: script and she called me right away and said I
Speaker 1: would do it. Like it was very quick. It was
Speaker 1: very surprising. And then yeah, I hung out with her
Speaker 1: for a couple of months before we shot, Like she
Speaker 1: would invite me over to her house and meet her
Speaker 1: family and we would have lunch and she would never
Speaker 1: should have a dinner party at her house. She would
Speaker 1: invite me and it was very sweet. I would like
Speaker 1: call my sisters and because I was because she was
Speaker 1: playing a part, but also wanted the person playing my
Speaker 1: mother to be nice. Yeah, would be like a great
Speaker 1: actor that when you call cut, they're just like an asshole.
Speaker 1: So that was nice. Yeah, so she was. She seems tolerable.
Speaker 1: She is tolerable. Yeah, she's just a sweet just like
Speaker 1: the funniest, nicest person and also I mean iconic SNL
Speaker 1: cast member for all time. Yeah, you guys always like
Speaker 1: big SNL fans, Like I would go in waves um
Speaker 1: and kind of like tune in and you know, I
Speaker 1: was like big on the on the Tina amy My
Speaker 1: Kristen years. I was. I was pretty full full bor
Speaker 1: yeah right, I was psychotic about it. Yeah, it's from
Speaker 1: a very young age. When I was my first year
Speaker 1: at m y U, I would go every week to
Speaker 1: the standby Line and I remember the first one I
Speaker 1: ever once It was James Franco and Kings of Leon
Speaker 1: and then I went the next week to Anne Hathaway
Speaker 1: and the Killers and it was the first time that
Speaker 1: Kristen Wig did the Lawrence Welk Show. Okay, it was
Speaker 1: like unbelievable. I was like, okay, I mean the right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want tickets in college. Weirdly, through the Raffle and
Speaker 1: Or my friend did and I made her take me
Speaker 1: and we saw the Ashley Simpson so Weirdly, I was
Speaker 1: in the audience for that. It was very cool. It
Speaker 1: was crazy beautiful, that's gorgeous. Weirdly, I also won the
Speaker 1: lottery one time and it was Jennifer Lopez host and
Speaker 1: musical guest Way Post Mango. We got to see her
Speaker 1: sing live two ballads. But I would send out during
Speaker 1: the Raffle season of August, I would send emails to everyone,
Speaker 1: all my friends and family, being like please do the
Speaker 1: raffle and if you get it, take me and then
Speaker 1: if I win it, I will take one of you.
Speaker 1: So like it didn't it wasn't a fair thing, but
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I never I never get tired of
Speaker 1: of going, even though it's always like it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: We just we have to shout out Miss Wanda, oh
Speaker 1: my God and Mr Mr Kase we were talking about case.
Speaker 1: His first condition was sudd yes, he's not kid is perfect, perfect,
Speaker 1: it's so good. We tried. We were so impressed by
Speaker 1: him and um wanted him to like us because he's
Speaker 1: just so cool and we were like, yeah, we we
Speaker 1: we're the head writers on us. We tried to name
Speaker 1: Drove us no L and he was like, oh did
Speaker 1: you guys write Mr Peepers. That was like the one
Speaker 1: thing he knew and that was and then we asked
Speaker 1: him how old he thought we were. But that was
Speaker 1: one of the reasons, among many why we cast him
Speaker 1: is because his energy instantly made us want to We
Speaker 1: want to impress him. We wanted him to think we
Speaker 1: were cool. Um, yeah, like that is that role. He
Speaker 1: also looks I mean he's he looks like people like
Speaker 1: exactly like he looks like one of those stars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even Bieber, it's in am incormation of all
Speaker 1: those people. Yeah, like the squeakiest, cleanest yes face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what the I mean? This is sound going to
Speaker 1: sun room, but the blank is slate. That's what we
Speaker 1: liked about him. It's because he liked the idea that
Speaker 1: like people saw him and they were like, we can
Speaker 1: make that. We can make that into whatever we needed
Speaker 1: to be. And then on the flip side, Wanda, who
Speaker 1: this was not her first audition. I guess you didn't noticed,
Speaker 1: of course, but she was so good and we met
Speaker 1: her on the first day of shooting, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and we were so nervous and we felt very much
Speaker 1: like like when they said Wanda would do what we
Speaker 1: were like, this is so dumb. I can't believe we've
Speaker 1: tricked her and to do this. Why is she? Why
Speaker 1: did she say? Absolutely screamed. She was so funny, so
Speaker 1: nice game. It was great, and that first day we
Speaker 1: were like, we're going to have to make you sweaty
Speaker 1: all day and nice to me, you have to be
Speaker 1: sweaty all day. I guess she's so funny. No, she's
Speaker 1: incredible Alane gets hot it Sorry, it doesn't really ruin it.
Speaker 1: Um just fantastic. I mean, at this point it's out,
Speaker 1: you can start, you can binge the episodes that are
Speaker 1: out and highly bingeable. Also, you guys, it is so
Speaker 1: so good. I mean, I really I've been excited about
Speaker 1: it since I found out about it, and like I'm
Speaker 1: I told you guys when I saw you last I
Speaker 1: worked at the ride, so yeah, you guys had to,
Speaker 1: I was, it's my story, no, but I mean, especially
Speaker 1: like it was crazy to watch him work at the
Speaker 1: ride and then do that thing. And I told you
Speaker 1: guys this, but like you almost got exactly. It's it's
Speaker 1: more humiliating than what you wrote, because we we would
Speaker 1: I would be walking on the street on the bus
Speaker 1: would pull up, like who's this guy? And I would
Speaker 1: turn and I would be like, oh, hey, a bus
Speaker 1: and it would be like, well, what is your talent?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I guess I sing and then
Speaker 1: the song that I sang was no, you're a lie
Speaker 1: and you're then let me do you think? And I
Speaker 1: would do like a rip and they'd be like well,
Speaker 1: like the host would be like like dancing to it,
Speaker 1: and I would also hosts. I would have to play
Speaker 1: that part as well. But it's so as you can
Speaker 1: tell and then and then and then when that exchange
Speaker 1: is done, you are just a regular guy. So as
Speaker 1: the bus drives off, you're just back in character. You're backpack,
Speaker 1: just walking around until it leaves. I think after that
Speaker 1: they were like, you can sing. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm actually on my way to own audition. And then
Speaker 1: and it's like and they're like, wow, New York full
Speaker 1: of people with dreams. And so then then you say
Speaker 1: it was that Carnegie Hall too. It was outside is
Speaker 1: that Columbus Circle And the real thing that happens at
Speaker 1: Columbus Circle is the ballerina Balleri. Yeah yeah, yeah, my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah that was that job. That was
Speaker 1: It was fun And I barned it with Darcy too,
Speaker 1: because she did it. Darcy claims that Hi, Darcy, you
Speaker 1: can verify this. But Darcy claims to have set a
Speaker 1: lot of the joke. She has claimed that too many
Speaker 1: people in many different environments. I've heard it come up
Speaker 1: that in the several party I would do some of
Speaker 1: the script to her and she's like, yep, that was me.
Speaker 1: That that was the best like that. She still lights
Speaker 1: up with pride about that. I feel like appears on
Speaker 1: every year unless for best communic performance on to She's like, no,
Speaker 1: but she should be paid. She should be She's the best.
Speaker 1: She's absolutely killing it the best. You know you're doing
Speaker 1: what she wants. Don't do this forget her. I think
Speaker 1: it's time. I think it might be time. Okay, time
Speaker 1: to do I don't think so, honey. But also talking
Speaker 1: about Darcy made me just realized, you guys take the
Speaker 1: most amazing vacations. Okay, those instagrams have me feeling. Wait.
Speaker 1: We've gone on a group occation with twelve of us
Speaker 1: for the last three years year for New Year's Years,
Speaker 1: and this year we went to Costa Ricata and my
Speaker 1: my husband works at Seth Meyers and he a bunch
Speaker 1: of the writers from Seth Meyers worked on the Golden
Speaker 1: Globes and one of them told him that they were
Speaker 1: walking down the hallway and just hurt someone in a room.
Speaker 1: Go got enough with this fucking Costa Rica trip. No, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it was because I was because I was working in Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was. Someone was talking about it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: was different. It was a different coast. It was a
Speaker 1: different group of people. I think that's what we st
Speaker 1: I think that's that's what it was, not a production.
Speaker 1: They were correct, they were because we were like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we all posted like only three but then times
Speaker 1: twelve that is too much. I loved seeing it because
Speaker 1: it generally it really put me in that place and
Speaker 1: it didn't make me feel better night. Darcy. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: this vacasion, it's absolutely insane, and she was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It was that day that everyone posted the
Speaker 1: fireworks in the parking lot and I was like, I'm there,
Speaker 1: and that was even. The best vacation was the year
Speaker 1: prior where I'm sorry, but did you guys go on
Speaker 1: vacation to the place where Kim Kay lost an earring?
Speaker 1: Did we know? We didn't say where they stayed because
Speaker 1: we couldn't afford it. This is no but I lived
Speaker 1: for those vacations, and I said, I was like one day,
Speaker 1: but well, you already have the money, but you have
Speaker 1: to pay for me. Well, I was like, we have
Speaker 1: to go on a vacation. That's that luck. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I maybe this is said we already know the story,
Speaker 1: of course, but when we went to Bora Bora. We
Speaker 1: all had those like little huts on the water where
Speaker 1: you just like walk into the water. And we got there,
Speaker 1: and truly the first moment of day one of the trip,
Speaker 1: we all jumped off into the water and I jumped
Speaker 1: off and landed hard on a piece of coral and
Speaker 1: broke my foot open on my heel so deep, like
Speaker 1: inches deep in a way where they were like you
Speaker 1: should go to the hospital or whatever, and the doctor
Speaker 1: was like unavail. So they just were like, well, just
Speaker 1: all you have to do is just keep it dry
Speaker 1: and keep it out of water. So for the tire
Speaker 1: trip to Bora Bora, I couldn't put my feet in
Speaker 1: the water, which was insane. Well, first we were like,
Speaker 1: we think the salt water will be good for it,
Speaker 1: so like, and we actually googled it and it was
Speaker 1: like keep it out of the water. When we went
Speaker 1: to bed, I was like, let me just do a
Speaker 1: quick Google search just to verify what Sarah confidently told me,
Speaker 1: and it was like, do not to put it in
Speaker 1: the water. Oh my god, you do. It does make
Speaker 1: sense that so they had to wrapped the whole trip.
Speaker 1: I didn't let it slow me down. I was I
Speaker 1: was an inspiration. So then when we got back, you
Speaker 1: made a videos. The first time I had ever heard
Speaker 1: of cameo. I had Sonia Morgan make a cameo for
Speaker 1: Chris that was like I just enter the deeds of
Speaker 1: like he'd cut his foot on this this trip. It sucked,
Speaker 1: but we just wanted to be like, thanks for pulling
Speaker 1: it out. And she's like, Chris, I heard about your foot,
Speaker 1: but you you kept it dry. You It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It was like, and you were a team player. Sounds
Speaker 1: a little bit like someone else. It's so funny you
Speaker 1: kept a dry Chris kept honestly, if a faggot call
Speaker 1: doesn't make it on our faggot call, if they say
Speaker 1: we can't have faggot calls, and it's going to be
Speaker 1: all that's on your Instagram wants the video. It's great.
Speaker 1: One of the oh is it okay? Well, I'm going
Speaker 1: to see so. Yet one of the listeners got mad
Speaker 1: at me for saying faggot one time, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: then turn this off. We're just reclaiming the word. That's
Speaker 1: a reclaiming. It's been our I'm not even we're not
Speaker 1: even doing anything political with it. We're just saying, we're
Speaker 1: just saying it to quote sometimes anyway, I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. This is our should we
Speaker 1: say we are currently because this episode is coming out
Speaker 1: in weeks, we're on tour. We are probably going to
Speaker 1: be very soon in Boston, Philly and d C. And
Speaker 1: also in Houston, Dallas, and Austin from Moon Tower with
Speaker 1: potentially some addults, and also Brooklyn on four and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: and four twenty and then we have just been in Portland, Seattle, Vancouver,
Speaker 1: San Francis, and we had so much, so much fun
Speaker 1: um from the past. Okay, so you have something, I
Speaker 1: have something I have Okay, then why don't you go first?
Speaker 1: I love that? Alright, So this is will be bowing Yanks.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And it's time starts down.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Stairs. Yeah, I hate stairs.
Speaker 1: Maybe Donald Trump and I have something in common. There's
Speaker 1: there's a stair in every building. There are engines of death.
Speaker 1: The technology is not there yet for people to not
Speaker 1: fall downstairs. Isn't that insane? A banister won't do you?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Even if you hold onto
Speaker 1: a bannister, you'll still eat it and die. I almost
Speaker 1: fell down the stairs yesterday and I almost probably like
Speaker 1: might have been paralyzed from the waist down. That crazy
Speaker 1: that it's so easy and our lives are our bodies
Speaker 1: are so fragile. You're a stair. A set of stairs
Speaker 1: can kill you or render you motionless. And I mean,
Speaker 1: just think about this. We need ramps. We need ramps everywhere.
Speaker 1: Rams are the way to go. It just that way.
Speaker 1: It's less straight on your body, it's less straight on
Speaker 1: your feet whatever, the torstion on your feet, tortion and
Speaker 1: so stairs I don't think so, honey, honey, stairs you
Speaker 1: gotta go elevators. Don Trump is right about something, all right.
Speaker 1: Also not a fan of stairs. Love an escalator, except
Speaker 1: can I tell you which ones? I hate? Which one? Honey?
Speaker 1: The ones at uh that movie theater in Midtown, you
Speaker 1: know the one? Okay, horrifying because I have a horrific
Speaker 1: fear of heights post they're steep. There's well no because
Speaker 1: you look over the side and it's and it's just
Speaker 1: sudden death if you want to turn on the I
Speaker 1: have a fear of heights post skydiving. Oh interesting, before
Speaker 1: after skydiving can't deal with the stuff. Yeah, no, it's bad.
Speaker 1: So you hated the experience of it. Just to give
Speaker 1: you a brief synopsis, I was, I don't even like
Speaker 1: I don't even like flying. Got when we were eighteen
Speaker 1: years old. My friends like, we're gonna skydive, and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm a straight man, and so we got in the plane.
Speaker 1: Hated being in the plane. Don't like flying. The way
Speaker 1: that they make you do skydiving is you sit over
Speaker 1: the ledge rock one, two three, do a front flip out.
Speaker 1: The free falls fine. By the way, there's someone on
Speaker 1: my back tandem. He had spiky hair like that. I
Speaker 1: don't remember his name. I keep saying it was probably Trask.
Speaker 1: So free falling for for a minute and a half,
Speaker 1: you free fall and then they don't tell you this.
Speaker 1: But the scary fucking part is when they pulled the
Speaker 1: thing and then you float down for ten minutes. So
Speaker 1: that's horrible. And I hadn't eaten that day, and I
Speaker 1: proceeded to dry heat throw up into my shirt as
Speaker 1: we're floading down for ten minutes with a guy on
Speaker 1: my back, and the first didn't work. And then what
Speaker 1: he told friend, my friend, my other friends, and I
Speaker 1: went with loved this stuff, loved, loved this experience. And
Speaker 1: he went again, and my one friend Kevin went again
Speaker 1: and he came back and we're like, how was it?
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, the guy told me that the first
Speaker 1: shoot didn't go. Oh, I had to use the backup shoot. God,
Speaker 1: can you imagine? I can't even listen to it. I
Speaker 1: liked the I loved the free fall, but then I
Speaker 1: similarly felt that that slow spiral to Earth I could
Speaker 1: have barfed. I was hated it. It was it was
Speaker 1: not really like spinny. I don't like the teacups and
Speaker 1: ship so that when we go again, have you ever
Speaker 1: I did hang gliding? Have you ever done that? You
Speaker 1: literally you're you're holding onto like a little kite and
Speaker 1: a propeller plane pulls you up and you're connected to
Speaker 1: the plane by a string and it takes you a
Speaker 1: mile into the sky and then there's a man on
Speaker 1: your back and they just clipped the cord and then
Speaker 1: you just float down. It was so and all the
Speaker 1: way up. The going up was the worst because there's
Speaker 1: such bad turbulence. I was freaking. I was literally and
Speaker 1: they're like, and we filmed it, so you can buy
Speaker 1: the video and the video film. Yeah, I'm literally screaming,
Speaker 1: I'm so scared. I am out of my mind afraid.
Speaker 1: And the guy I was like, when we're both done,
Speaker 1: because then my boyfriend went second. I was like, you
Speaker 1: have to tell us, honestly, if it's me, fine, just
Speaker 1: tell us who was the most scared, and because my
Speaker 1: boyfriend's gonna be scared too. And when we both went,
Speaker 1: the guy was like, oh it was you for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, your boyfriend was fine, you were you were
Speaker 1: an absolute parent. Are are you wearing a parachute in
Speaker 1: case or no? No, you're just strapped into the You're
Speaker 1: just strapped into the kite itself and it just floats
Speaker 1: down because in my brain. But I also have an
Speaker 1: issue where I think I could, if I was about
Speaker 1: to die, get out of it. I have like a
Speaker 1: mental issue and if if you were on a hang
Speaker 1: glider and had a parachute, I would feel safer than
Speaker 1: being in the plane because I'm like, then just like
Speaker 1: hip and parachut in your head right right now? So
Speaker 1: that like she always thinking if I drive a car
Speaker 1: off a bridgea accident, like you my window down in
Speaker 1: time and like just swim out whenever I see whenever
Speaker 1: I see a car plunge into the water, this is
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Will Power like get out of
Speaker 1: there like that that movie with Ted Kennedy. Oh, I
Speaker 1: was like, this is no big deal. It really was.
Speaker 1: It was a huge deal, huge deal. I think it's
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers's turn. I don't think so, honey. You have
Speaker 1: you have you had something Housewives? Well, okay, I thought
Speaker 1: our guests watched Atlanta, but I'm still gonna for the
Speaker 1: listener's we're gonna beard. This is Matt Rodgers is I
Speaker 1: don't think so many As time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Candy Burris un real Housewives on Atlanta.
Speaker 1: And here's why there's the whole fucking first half of
Speaker 1: the season. Was your daughter telling you, no, don't use
Speaker 1: your embryos that you've stored up. You already have two
Speaker 1: children that you never see, and you and Todd keep
Speaker 1: saying we're gonna have babies. And your response to your
Speaker 1: daughter is I see you, I hear you. I'm going
Speaker 1: on celebrity and break brother. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: If your kids want you there also, I don't think
Speaker 1: so Honey, Candy in relation to Porsche ms, Porsche has
Speaker 1: come a long way and is growing up. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Honey, I don't like for houses
Speaker 1: in Atlanta right now that the fact of the matter
Speaker 1: is we didn't see Candy and Todd's Todd's birthday party filmed,
Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden, there's all this drama
Speaker 1: about Porsche getting kicked out of Todd's birthday party and Candy,
Speaker 1: we're just supposed to take Candy's works was being inappropriate.
Speaker 1: But I don't think so, Honey. Why wasn't their cameras
Speaker 1: on that event? I don't think so, Honey. Of these
Speaker 1: housewives conflicts that come out of something that we don't see,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's really interesting that Candy, I think
Speaker 1: went to Andy Cohen and said, don't film that. We're
Speaker 1: not going to be comfortable with it, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, we're supposed to believe her. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Candy Burst, I respect you for writing no scrubs, and woman,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you cannot take away the scrub.
Speaker 1: It's a rule. Coach number Candy Burris you she's one
Speaker 1: of those people that you said that you cannot separate
Speaker 1: the artist from the art. Like you can do that
Speaker 1: with what you can do that with Louis, you can
Speaker 1: do this with all these people. Candy now she is,
Speaker 1: she is her art, that is her identity. Imagine if
Speaker 1: we lived in a well with no scrubs. Unbelievable. But
Speaker 1: also the thing you said about you don't like when
Speaker 1: drama is based on something we didn't see. To me,
Speaker 1: that is what Beverly Hills is. Constantly. You can tell
Speaker 1: they're fighting about, like who's telling Like vander Pump has
Speaker 1: produced orial issues with some of the girls and like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I cut that with some of the women.
Speaker 1: You can tell that it's like people don't want to
Speaker 1: film with each other, but they don't talk about it,
Speaker 1: and they're all mad at each other because of something
Speaker 1: I don't I don't have access to. Apparently vander Pump
Speaker 1: like isn't on this season really at all because she
Speaker 1: got so like in her feelings about whatever is going
Speaker 1: on with Kyle, which this I really hated the last
Speaker 1: season on Beverly Hills. And I think Derit neeeds to
Speaker 1: fucking go or get her ship together, because I do
Speaker 1: like her fashion. She looks great, she's damn she's it's
Speaker 1: but right now she's looking talking Jessica Simpson Harry extension God,
Speaker 1: and that's the t And honestly, like when she made
Speaker 1: an issue of Vanderpump Vie Kyle, like and we all
Speaker 1: forgot what the conflict even was. That's my thing with
Speaker 1: these housewives shows is it's like, it's not a good
Speaker 1: season if it's two women fighting and we don't remember why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Beverly Hills is all the time. It's one
Speaker 1: tiny fight for episodes, or more like they're still having
Speaker 1: fights about stuff that they've thought about seasons ago. At
Speaker 1: least with New York, New York, they get a fresh
Speaker 1: he had some fresh on the floor New York. Every
Speaker 1: New York. Every episode they're like your trash, I hate you.
Speaker 1: I would kill your kids if I could, and then
Speaker 1: ten minutes later they're like, I love you. We're moving
Speaker 1: on from this, and then they start over the next
Speaker 1: episode they leave it behind and are the best trips
Speaker 1: are really good And also all those women are fun.
Speaker 1: My thing with Beverly Hills vander Pump is not one's
Speaker 1: fun on there. I don't care, you know, I feel like,
Speaker 1: you give Kyle enough, you give Kyle room. She could
Speaker 1: be fun. I disagree. I won't give it. I won't
Speaker 1: give it chunky. Alright, she's boring, boring. I'm with Megan
Speaker 1: mccannon that that's the thing. I don't like to read.
Speaker 1: But then she's good television, but I don't like her.
Speaker 1: She gaslights everybody. She's crazy. But yeah, I forgot to read.
Speaker 1: She's talks like this. Oh that's great, that's really good.
Speaker 1: Put it in the realm. Who's the who's the munchous
Speaker 1: is one? Who's the munch House? Oh my god, Yolanda
Speaker 1: made up? Because if you I would read you for
Speaker 1: being too sick. I'm Yolanda, and I have munch houses.
Speaker 1: I would say, like, I would accuse you of having
Speaker 1: munch houses because I'm staying in. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go how Yeah, and I would be so mad.
Speaker 1: I love Li Saranda. She's having a damn blast. She's
Speaker 1: she's just happy to be there. She's so like she's harmless,
Speaker 1: you know, because like other women will come for each
Speaker 1: other in a way that's so rude and hurts everybody.
Speaker 1: And Lisa Rinna is just like I don't know. She's
Speaker 1: just trying just the best reactions to things too, Like
Speaker 1: when she's obviously in the wrong, she's like, what what
Speaker 1: do you mean? And then she'll get this crazy look
Speaker 1: in her eyes that like she's pretending to try to
Speaker 1: think of what she could have done wrong, but she
Speaker 1: fully knows. I love her, I love her and Harry Hemlen.
Speaker 1: I love that her and Harry Hamlin obviously have crazy. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I never feel safer than when I know I have
Speaker 1: an episode of Housewives to watch coming coming up Atlanta
Speaker 1: right now, is not it? And also if they bring
Speaker 1: Phedre back, I'm gonna be furious because Pedro fully accused
Speaker 1: Candy Burris and her husband Todd of trying to rape Porsche.
Speaker 1: But that was that was a narrative. Was really Pedra,
Speaker 1: who was a lawyer, made up this thing that Candy
Speaker 1: and Todd were gonna drug Porsche and told Porsche that
Speaker 1: And then on the you should you need to go
Speaker 1: back and watch this season Atlanta supposedly the best one.
Speaker 1: Atlanta is unbelieve because they they fully it is not.
Speaker 1: But in the beginning it starts fine and then it
Speaker 1: gets so crazy and even the women know it's too much.
Speaker 1: The fun, silly drum of season two of Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: when that guy killed himself by Candy. It's like Candy
Speaker 1: that season with Candy. No, that show has fully gone in,
Speaker 1: but we, I mean, we have to. It's so good though, Atlanta.
Speaker 1: The bits that I've watched her are great. Atlanta is
Speaker 1: the white women, Ki Kim. She's out of control, She's
Speaker 1: not she She officially can't play with with the women anymore.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say play with the girls, but cut
Speaker 1: that women. Women, they are grown, all right, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: it's time. It's time. Well, we asked Sarah for her
Speaker 1: culture first, so I think christ musk Okay, not symmetry. Okay, symmetry.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have a minute, but we're
Speaker 1: about to find out together. Stretch it out out. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is Chris Kelly's I don't think so honey, as
Speaker 1: time starts and now, okay, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Episodes of dramas that are sixty three minutes long. That
Speaker 1: is too fucking long. An episode of drama should be
Speaker 1: forty four to forty seven minutes. If it's a special episode,
Speaker 1: I will give you fifty six minutes, Pops, and don't
Speaker 1: tell me. It's to set the mood, it's to set
Speaker 1: the tone, it's to set the world. Put me in
Speaker 1: the edit, honey, because I can get it down. Sixty
Speaker 1: three is unacceptable because also I will say that sixty
Speaker 1: three minute episodes are a hundred minutes long, because it
Speaker 1: takes me thirty seven minutes to decide if I want
Speaker 1: to watch that episode. Also, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones episodes that are eighty five that's a
Speaker 1: fucking If I wanted to watch Roma, I would watch it,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to watch Roma. I'm sure when
Speaker 1: I watch Roma, I will love it and I will
Speaker 1: talk about it at nauseam for weeks, but right now
Speaker 1: I can't do it, which is why I'm trying to
Speaker 1: watch a forty seven minute episode. I will say the
Speaker 1: only episode of TV that could be sixty three minutes
Speaker 1: is The Housewives. I would watch the Day. I love that.
Speaker 1: If you're not The Housewives, trim it to forty seven.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Hondy, that was a really good
Speaker 1: It's not a comedy bit, I feel strongly is not
Speaker 1: a comedy thing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cut that, cut
Speaker 1: cut it. I don't think so, honey. It's a dramatic.
Speaker 1: Even if you come to see us on your comedy
Speaker 1: see truth comedy. I'm not funny. Not funny. It's a
Speaker 1: rule of culture number ninety two. I'm not funny. Don't
Speaker 1: come to my shadow to laugh, Emma, No, And can
Speaker 1: I say something what? Yes? I love Masal so much.
Speaker 1: My one thing with it it's too long. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a comedy, dramedy, hybrid whatever. It's too long. But
Speaker 1: you know, it's a lot of masters, so they can't
Speaker 1: cut it. They don't cut it down. They don't go
Speaker 1: into singles. Have you guys watched Homecoming on Amazon? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I pods. I started the first two episodes. Isn't it great?
Speaker 1: I loved it, so it took me a minute to
Speaker 1: get into the style of it, something like the choice
Speaker 1: of the you know, class frame and everything. But I
Speaker 1: thought it was great. Yeah, honestly when the aspect ratio
Speaker 1: changed later, she was this is so good yea. And
Speaker 1: also Julia Julius, ju Julia is coming for it, and
Speaker 1: the same like not even a way, that's like work,
Speaker 1: it's crazy done. She just looks like natural's stunning. And
Speaker 1: also what I love at that homecoming is I loved
Speaker 1: how big all the performances were like they were almost
Speaker 1: like the detective guy detective and Julia's just doing like
Speaker 1: the small work. I loved it. It feels like a
Speaker 1: podcast when you watch listen to the podcast. It's so
Speaker 1: crazy because the podcast has also legitimately great actors that
Speaker 1: are just not in the show, right Catherine Keener, Amy Sadaris,
Speaker 1: David Schwimmer, But it's like real actors and then they
Speaker 1: just and can we say it's actually a rule of
Speaker 1: culture number ninety eight, David Schwimmer, great actor, Great actor,
Speaker 1: David Schlimmer. It's not a rule unless it's ago. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you want to if you want to
Speaker 1: listen to a narrative podcast on this network, you listen
Speaker 1: to The Angel of Vine starring fucking Alfred Molina and
Speaker 1: Ms Constant Zimmer and Mr Alan Tuteck Untimmer unreal. The
Speaker 1: first she is so good. Yeah, it's so good. And also,
Speaker 1: um god, what's her name? The lead actress, Sheery Apple
Speaker 1: be very good. That was one of the best performances
Speaker 1: on television. That's a fun show, so fun and you know,
Speaker 1: they brought it back on Hulu for like a last
Speaker 1: season that they just kind of released all at once.
Speaker 1: It actually was a return reform. I watch immediately, I
Speaker 1: will watch that, watch coming, but I'm coming both minutes.
Speaker 1: That's what that episode. I was always surprised, like surprised
Speaker 1: when it was done, and then I was like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: I can watch another one. It was great. And also
Speaker 1: I was starting that episode would be too scary for
Speaker 1: me too, but it wasn't killing even so easily bingeable
Speaker 1: like twenty five minute episodes. You just really it's so good,
Speaker 1: right I think so we love that, we love that.
Speaker 1: I know that's true. Maybe not, but I think I
Speaker 1: think there was short of the fact that Okay, out
Speaker 1: and want to get in the middle of that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about to be separated for six weeks and
Speaker 1: he's sucking lying. I'm sorry. Okay, this this is it,
Speaker 1: This is it, This is this is Sarah, Sarah, which
Speaker 1: is of? This is us? This is us, this is
Speaker 1: Sarah's I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Babies with pierced ears. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, this is a personal a personal taste.
Speaker 1: I just think it looks like an adult decision decision
Speaker 1: on like a baby, and I hate that it's weird
Speaker 1: and I don't like pressing, so I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey about that. But then also, like within society, you
Speaker 1: have to it's illegal to get a tattoo until you're eighteen,
Speaker 1: but you can bring a potato that can't talk into
Speaker 1: a Claire's and a team will poke permanently in its
Speaker 1: ears for life. How is that? How is that legal?
Speaker 1: That should be illegal? That can't be That can't be
Speaker 1: a decision that we all stand by. And then also, um,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, being like it's for the kids.
Speaker 1: She'll be so happy later that I made this decision.
Speaker 1: She's a baby, like this is for you, because she's
Speaker 1: not picking out her accessories right now, Honey, you want
Speaker 1: her little like rumper to match her little earrings that
Speaker 1: you put in her. You're the adult, she's the baby.
Speaker 1: She didn't make this choice. You did, and that is rude.
Speaker 1: And I do not think so, honey. And can I
Speaker 1: end one second early? Okay? Great? Wow? They're not neither permanent,
Speaker 1: nor grows back or the skin grows back. But even
Speaker 1: if it grows back together, there's that little did it?
Speaker 1: And these babies did not choose this. No, my body
Speaker 1: has to be d I hate it. Anyone stick a
Speaker 1: thing in my body, not a single No, don't poke me.
Speaker 1: My holes need to go somewhere. That's actually really culture.
Speaker 1: Why not right? Myles need somewhere? What does it mean? Um?
Speaker 1: Um wait, that's really important that you said that. And
Speaker 1: I can't believe you can get your ear sir out
Speaker 1: of clar Yes, yeah, and the team will do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the I mean in New Jersey. That's where all
Speaker 1: my friends in high school went, just to Clares. And
Speaker 1: then like the people working at the Clares were other
Speaker 1: people in our high school, so it was just a
Speaker 1: bunch of teens poking each other. You're a Jersey girl, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you couldn't tell why I'm like this, I mean,
Speaker 1: trust truly where you from? Colorado? And then Montreal, but
Speaker 1: Montreal before that. One of the crazy things about him
Speaker 1: is he was He's true the multicultural born in Australa,
Speaker 1: then Canadian, raised in Montreal, then went to Denver, English
Speaker 1: his third language. Whoa, what's very Go ahead, now say
Speaker 1: something about me lost his virginity on a boat, was
Speaker 1: forced to hook up with the guy that I lost
Speaker 1: at nineteen against my will on a boat is sound
Speaker 1: it's on that ship. He was really sweet. Otherwise it
Speaker 1: sounds like it. He was sweet guys and he heard it.
Speaker 1: And then he had tected me on Facebook dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait are you on Facebook dot com? Not more?
Speaker 1: That's thest part of the start. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: This is the sick thing that happened. I'm not on
Speaker 1: Facebook dot com and I had de activated long ago,
Speaker 1: but I fell for this thing, which was the ten
Speaker 1: year Aging Challenge, and I was like, let me go
Speaker 1: on Facebook dot com and find a picture went on
Speaker 1: was being attacked? What are you by this? This is
Speaker 1: what you download all your file? Yeah, and then delete
Speaker 1: it for good. Deleted for good. That's what I did
Speaker 1: just weeks. So easy. That's so easy. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just kind at this point, it's kind of like out
Speaker 1: of side, out of mind. But I should just get
Speaker 1: rid of it, right, I mean? But and then you
Speaker 1: when you download your file, like you you download all
Speaker 1: your messages, all your wallposts, all your photos, everything. Everything
Speaker 1: is so bad comp it's yeah, it's like ones file.
Speaker 1: No one should have a Facebook in hard and political right.
Speaker 1: At the end an hour and fifty, Chris comes alive
Speaker 1: another thing. But you like Twitter? And no, I don't
Speaker 1: like Twitter. You don't like Yeah, but that's tough because
Speaker 1: isn't it Facebook? So so don't like, don't poke holes
Speaker 1: in my delete your Facebook. Everyone, don't question me, don't question.
Speaker 1: But this is also what everyone's dealing with right now.
Speaker 1: Everyone's being very righteous about Facebook, but then they're still
Speaker 1: it's all sucking at the tea. Instagram is my favorite.
Speaker 1: I know, it's first. I'm addicted, alright. I love fence
Speaker 1: to culture that that's my political thing. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know you had to fake intil you so funny. We
Speaker 1: almost put that in the show. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Really yeah it's from case he taught us. Right. Yes,
Speaker 1: I just post dumb memes and like ship that like
Speaker 1: messages that people send me that are like so uncouth
Speaker 1: and terrible sud He told me, I brunched. You had
Speaker 1: a fence that I didn't know about it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. I thought it was someone copying. You know,
Speaker 1: everyone should get a fence stuff. But Wait, isn't it
Speaker 1: now that you can do like close friends. Isn't that
Speaker 1: the idea? Also? I want sometimes I just want to
Speaker 1: post like a thirst trap and I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it on my main So you do it to
Speaker 1: the tend my rita real and stuff and fince to
Speaker 1: fince just for like the thirst traps and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Right anyway, Um, that's why that's why I have an
Speaker 1: only fan, so little private honey. This This was such
Speaker 1: a fun episode, oh man Son. And also thank you
Speaker 1: for truly being the best, Like seriously, like we've been
Speaker 1: fans for such a long time. We love everything that
Speaker 1: you guys do. That's too nice. We love this podcast
Speaker 1: so much and it was just as fun live as
Speaker 1: it is to listen to on this and they were
Speaker 1: just going to watch us, and I'm so they participated.
Speaker 1: Please watch the other two. It's on right now on
Speaker 1: Comedy Central. And like we said, easily bingeable and honestly
Speaker 1: like seek out all the work, go back and binge
Speaker 1: the YouTube. Although what wasn't on YouTube today Asian American
Speaker 1: Dolls American or the dark Web or hit up the
Speaker 1: dark Web or hit up the dark Web. Oh my god, Chris, Sarah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. We thank you the best. We're
Speaker 1: gonna end on a song as we always do. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what a song is. Go you go. It's
Speaker 1: a candy smile cande you to really appreciate that song.
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