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Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man

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Speaker 1: got a radio show because God is in the blessing business.

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Speaker 1: I just happened to be a recipient. I just happened

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Speaker 1: All you got to do is get a couple of

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Speaker 1: take over his favor, his love of you. It's it's

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Speaker 1: already evident. I mean, you know, because so many times

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Speaker 1: in light of this today I wanted to talk to

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Speaker 1: you about something. It's another principle of success that I'd

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Speaker 1: these are not things that you don't know or you've

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Speaker 1: And one of the things you have to be conscious

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Speaker 1: and change is inevitable. Now, you could participate in the change,

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Speaker 1: or you can react to the change. Are you following me.

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Speaker 1: now you have to make the necessary adjustments to the change. Example,

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Speaker 1: That right there, that's a change. Now you didn't participate

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Speaker 1: But now you got to react to the pink slip.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you have to react to the change, it's an

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Speaker 1: know what I've been preparing for this day. Always knew nothing.

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Speaker 1: Last forever, I've been working on the sideline, on the

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Speaker 1: what he's done though, to create this in me. I

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Speaker 1: what I've learned about becoming successful. Here's a principle that

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: On this very blessed morning. I would like to start

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Speaker 1: start with that song called Wall whom good, God? What

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Speaker 1: I have relationship with my heavenly father that keeps me

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Speaker 1: matter what this world may bring. I strongly suggest if

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Speaker 1: form yourself a relationship with the most High. He is available.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, without indicable difference. Yea Lord Jesus without portuitiveness,

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Speaker 1: I present to you my benevolent Deacon death jail Lord.

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Speaker 1: All right, path, let's get down to it. The ass

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Speaker 1: That's what they're asking. What do asses have to do

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Speaker 1: I thought you said, ah, no, it's the Asshy Ministry

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Speaker 1: be sharing, let them past. Thank you the beautiful all right, Beau. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sister Rose out of Beasley, I wrote a book called

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Speaker 1: this is an interesting name, Superior. That's the street I

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Speaker 1: Her name is Superior in Memphis. She says, I'm thirty

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Speaker 1: of them all. I got all my cash bent on

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Speaker 1: And that's the name of the special two earth quake,

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Speaker 1: Steve is uh you know, like you said for thirty

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Speaker 1: And it's right, it's remarkable. Everything I'm found. I was

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Speaker 1: it is. And this is what I want to say

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Speaker 1: to people, the reason and quake said it just now

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Speaker 1: he's done more mainstream press than he's ever done in

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00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: his entire career. The reason it has taken thirty some

426
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: years to see this brother finally get a special it

427
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: is because, and I'm going to tell you all facts now,

428
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Speaker 1: it is because the powers that be on HBO Show Time,

429
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: those powers that be. They did not. The white people

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00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: who make the decisions who greenlights these specials did not

431
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: get Earthquake. They didn't get him. He was too black,

432
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: he was too urban. What's he talking about? Have you

433
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: all seen his ticket sales? Have you all seen the

434
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: reaction that the audience has and well you said, don't

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Speaker 1: about know that? Who you going? Man? White people would

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00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: hear that and go, what is he doing? It's called killing.

437
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: He's killing and he's ripping the room. But Dave Chappelle

438
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: knew and he used his contact with Netflix and his

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Speaker 1: power and this is the first one that's coming out

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Speaker 1: tonight because this dude right here, Earthquake got it just

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00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: like all of us been getting it for years. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: earth Question. Yeah, well thank you, brother, And it was

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Speaker 1: a blast of many today to the team, my team Nextflix. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they took care of me too. I didn't have no

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Speaker 1: Monique problem. No thanks, it was great and I was

446
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: over there at leasing. Thank yourself. I'll come back here again.

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Speaker 1: Check him like whoa look at Jesus, I like, I said,

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00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: look at Jesus. I said, look at God boy. Ain't

449
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: nothing like that chip. You ain't expect you know that

450
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: when you didn't count on Lord Lord, Lord, Lord Lord. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: church with coast. I ain't even get my ties, so

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Speaker 1: you know, I gotta get those together. I said, I

453
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Speaker 1: wanted to go, but it was they were practicing COVID,

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Speaker 1: so they didn't speed away from the church. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get the napart. But I would have never been good.

456
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: It's been great, Man. I love him. I love hey. Man.

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Speaker 1: You know you talk about so much stuff over the years. Man,

458
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: what what can people expect from this this version of quake? Man? Listen, Man,

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00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: I give you the utmost respect the props because you

460
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: helped me early in my career, and I gave him

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Speaker 1: what you taught me. Man, A hundred percent ignorant. But

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Speaker 1: nothing but number one. All these and number one I

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Speaker 1: put on the note, but one, number one, all one,

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Speaker 1: None buter ones. Bro, I ain't leave. I shot none

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Speaker 1: of ones on them and one hundred percent igrant. And

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Speaker 1: I think this the first pet show that actually captured

467
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: who quake? Is that what everybody else has been knowing

468
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: and scene over the thirty years of my career? I

469
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: mean it was And I finally watched it this Wednesday

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Speaker 1: when we did the screening Kevin Arts facial shout out

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Speaker 1: to cams Man hosted the screening premiere for me. I

472
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: told him, he said, who you want their champ? I

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Speaker 1: see anybody that you move with Needle Rob Rob packing

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Speaker 1: on the back. I don't need somebody to help me

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Speaker 1: getting some money, so I don't have no understand episode.

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Speaker 1: That's all I quake squa hang on man, we'd be

477
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Speaker 1: right there. Hey, y'all, don't don't know where we got family?

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Speaker 1: Remember quake more of him right after this. You're listening,

479
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: all right, y'all, we're back, and we're back with this

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Speaker 1: food Every Earthquake Who's uh special on Netflix. It starts tonight.

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00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: It's called Earthquake Legendary and it's gonna be all ones

482
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: in case you don't know what all ones is. Tell

483
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: everybody what all ones is? Earthquake. I learned this with Steve.

484
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: You have a rating of jokes, you know, folds it

485
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: when they it's fillers. Three they work sometimes two they

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00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: kind of slams. But one that means you can tell

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Speaker 1: them at a funeral and they gotta laugh. This one

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00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: works anywhere that you work. And Steve taught me that.

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00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: He's like, get them all together, move your ground and

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Speaker 1: then when you're ready to cut a specially when you're

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Speaker 1: ready to headline, line up all your ones. If you

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Speaker 1: line them all your ones and then I do rapid five,

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Speaker 1: I put them all in ones and don't put nose

494
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Speaker 1: flack on it, then you can go behind anybody. I

495
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: tell people all the time, don't tell me how many

496
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: followers you have. Tell me how many comedians can you follow?

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00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: That's what allows you what noo we are in that

498
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: game you are. I don't even know how many people

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Speaker 1: you follow. I want to know how many comedians can

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Speaker 1: you follow? Can you follow? Five dogs? After the show

501
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: starting late, because you know it's a black show, ladies

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Speaker 1: put their uncle on and the beauty they have a

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Speaker 1: beauty concast. They they have them when they're telling Chicken.

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Speaker 1: Then the path for talking and then they said he didn't.

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Speaker 1: Don't you got you gotta have one for those you

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Speaker 1: got one for. I'm gonna tell you something about earthquake.

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00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: Earthquake is from that era where he had to follow

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Speaker 1: everybody in front of him was great quake. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you remember this night in Dallas, Texas out

510
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Speaker 1: the outdoor Amphitheater by Coca Cola. It was Joe Torrey,

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Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mack, Bill Bellamy, an

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00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: earthquake man. That was the line up. So what Quake

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Speaker 1: is saying is, man, you had to be able to

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Speaker 1: follow everybody out there kill it. So when you hit

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Speaker 1: them too, famous words, the most fearful words in show business.

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00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: When you hear him, you got to be ready. You

517
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Speaker 1: next an earthquake. I didn't kill where you slotted him.

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Speaker 1: He was always ready to be next. He comes from

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Speaker 1: that era of some bad boys. I'm so proud of you, man,

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00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. I feel like I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a special I do. He's a comedians comedian. Baby Quake.

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00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: Sit right there, man. We're gonna keep Quake on because

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00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: this is our boy. Tonight everybody has starts on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: It's called Earthquake Legendary. Oh Lord, make sure you get it.

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00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: Watch it over and over and over. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: with more Earthquake right after this. You're listening, right, everybody,

527
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Speaker 1: We're back and on the phone. We got us this

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Speaker 1: morning because his Netflix series starts this evening, and the

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Speaker 1: special on Netflix is called Earthquake Legendary. So quick, let

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Speaker 1: me ask you a couple of questions, man, about what's

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Speaker 1: going on in the world today Friday. You know, President

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Speaker 1: Biden nominated a federal appellet Judge Cotanji Brown Jackson to

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Speaker 1: become the first black woman to serve on the US

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court, and we really kind of hopeful that the

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Speaker 1: Senate gonna confirm her as soon as possible. You got

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Speaker 1: any thoughts on this at all? Well, First of all,

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Speaker 1: any sister got three names is qualified. Second of all,

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Speaker 1: U you know, I think that's first of all. Second

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Speaker 1: of all, when I found out she used to be

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Speaker 1: a public defended Sometimes somebody at the highest court understand

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Speaker 1: the judicial system at his lawers level, I think to

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Speaker 1: sit there. You know, I heard she did pro bono

543
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Speaker 1: work and had a major law firm represent one of

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Speaker 1: her family members pro bono to help them with a

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Speaker 1: life centers on a non valance charge. You need those

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Speaker 1: type of people in that room to get the perspective

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Speaker 1: for all people. For the little longest, they just had

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Speaker 1: people from one perspective of the law. You need some

549
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: people who's going through, preferably people such as ourselves. I

550
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: tell people all the time, we are black people. We

551
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: don't have no problem with the law. We have a

552
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: problem with the enforcement of the law certain people who

553
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Speaker 1: do not play the same price that other people doing,

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Speaker 1: preferably my Caucasian brothers and sisters. So you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking forward to it. I believe anything wouldn't come to

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Speaker 1: a black woman, you know what I mean, because they're

557
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: the reason why where will we at? We have men,

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Speaker 1: our men has been riding the coattails and the back

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Speaker 1: of black one our women for essentially, So I'm proud

560
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Speaker 1: of it. I hope you get confirmed what you know,

561
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: how it is Lindsey Graham and the rest of them

562
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Speaker 1: and whos talking about his discriminatory has the scriminatory Can

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Speaker 1: we get one chip from the cookie? Because I don't

564
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Speaker 1: even look at the other brothers on our side, So

565
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Speaker 1: can we get one chip? Yeah? That cookie right there? Boy,

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Speaker 1: I swear I don't know what they did to them,

567
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: but they called them, they called them, robbed him of

568
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: all his humanity on that black side. Yeah. Man, it's

569
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: like it's it's so much happening out here that's going crazy. Man,

570
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: that's going to take a different perspective of them right now.

571
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: I have to watch what I say concerning this Russian

572
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: Ukrane conflict. I gotta be careful with what I say.

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00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: You know you don't because you don't. You know, you

574
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: and Dave are very well. You gotta be careful. Let

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00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: me take that back, because you gotta be careful because

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00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: your asses on the neighborhood. Now you don't do any

577
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: TV shows. So listen to me, man, that's the Quake

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00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: I know right there. Tonight, everybody, the first special premiers

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Speaker 1: on Netflix from the Chapelle Home Team series, and I'm

580
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: just gonna flat out tell you right now, this is

581
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: gonna be the best one. I don't even know who

582
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: the other ones are. I'm pretty sure they're real good.

583
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they share greatness. But in my heart,

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00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's hard nephew, Tommy's hard, kids hard, those of

585
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: us that do it. And then women and the girls

586
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: that have loved Quake for all these years, we could

587
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: not be happier or more proud of somebody getting the shot.

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00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you one other thing too, Quake.

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00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: This is just the first one, because after this one,

590
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: they're gonna give you another one. Watch what I tell you.

591
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: I was a twenty two year old comedian. The only

592
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: reason why I know what the improv looks like is

593
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: because quake pull is the first one to put me

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Speaker 1: in the aliast room. I appreciate you for that, man, Well,

595
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: Steve did it for me and he always quake listen. Man,

596
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: I love you, man, we love you. Keep doing your thing. Man, congratulations.

597
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: Everybody in the Steve Harvy nation already know you love him.

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00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: Show up and show out on Netflix and keep getting

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00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: it over and over and over. It's called earthquake. Legendary

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the legend

601
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: that is earthquake. Come on, you're listening to morning show

602
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

603
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today. The subject he won't let me lead.

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00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right

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Speaker 1: now it is time for the prank. Comb almost said,

606
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: comb falls, nephews comes. My son used to say it

607
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: time for the frank phone call with the nephew. What

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00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: you got for his nap? Comb? Alright? Alright? You know

609
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: we have some rough beginnings. We do. We have rough

610
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: beginnings sometimes, but there's nothing better than happy Indy, Happy Indy.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know some of y'all are frowning and

612
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: cringing a little bit. But that's all right. It's all right.

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Speaker 1: Happy endings, cat dog. If you would hello, Depian, just

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Speaker 1: duty speaking. How may I help you? Oh yeah, I'm

615
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: trying to me and get some therapy done. I was

616
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: in an accident at my job. You know, I got

617
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: injured like a week and a half ago. I ain't

618
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: been able to go back to work for my back

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Speaker 1: and my league they say, you know, I haven't broke

620
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Speaker 1: any bones in none, but it's you know, it's real

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Speaker 1: so or real steal, hard to get out of bed.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to see you know what it takes

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Speaker 1: to get a therapist and get started getting some type

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00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: of treatment. Okay, well, sir, what we typically do is

625
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: we ask for our patients to come in, you know,

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00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: check out our facility and so we can also accept

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Speaker 1: you you know, see where the damage is, the majority

628
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: of it, and you know, then get you to a therapist.

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Speaker 1: So if you would like to come in, we can

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Speaker 1: definitely do that for you. Okay. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: the therapists actually do when they do in the treatment. Well,

632
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Speaker 1: if you come in, sir, we can definitely direct you

633
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: to any of our three therapists that we have on

634
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: site right now, but each one specializes in a particular field,

635
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: so it's more beneficial for you if you come in

636
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: and then we can assess you and then direct you

637
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: to that particular therapist. Okay, so you said, how many

638
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: y'all do y'all have? We have three. There's Marty, Brenda

639
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: and Cecilia here. Okay. The person that referred me to

640
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: y'all told me that Cecilia was the one that had

641
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: worked on Is there a way I could talk to Cecilia? Typically,

642
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: we normally ask my patience to come in then let

643
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: me see if she's available right now. I know earlier

644
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: she was was a patient, so let me just check

645
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: really quick. I mean, if she is available, then I

646
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: can I can transfer you. Okay, Okay, okay, I just

647
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: hold on, Okay, hold on, Hi. This is Cecilia. Yeah,

648
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: Miss Cecilia trying to come up there and get some

649
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: therapy done. I heard my back and my leg at work.

650
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: I mean they are they already told me was nothing broken, nothing,

651
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do

652
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: is for? Is physical therapy? You know, what exactly will

653
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I be doing well when you come in, we'll do

654
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: a consultation and you know, will massage you and take

655
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: X rays and put you in a whirlpool up and

656
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: there are several different things that we can do for you. Okay,

657
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: is it a certain timeline? I mean, like, how long

658
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: would it take before I can get back to work,

659
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: because you know, I've been awful about a week nine.

660
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back within the next couple of weeks.

661
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: But it's taking me, like, you know, at least thirty

662
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: minutes to get out of bed because of my back

663
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: in my leg. Oh wow, Well you need to come

664
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: in as soon as possible because that's something like that's

665
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Okay, Well, let me ask you this hill.

666
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: After people get through doing the therapy, do y'all have

667
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 1: happy endings? Happy endings? What do you mean by happy endings?

668
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: How happy end is? Like, you know, when therapy is

669
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: over with, you know, do would you yourself? You know,

670
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: would you do happy endings at the end? Okay, I'm

671
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: still not understanding what do you mean by happy endings?

672
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Okay, say, like if I

673
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: come over then and go through a session or whatever

674
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: for about an hour. When we get through you know,

675
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: when you kind of like, you know, close the dough

676
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: and and you know, you know, do happy endings, you know,

677
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: and make me feel good. Okay, um, close the door.

678
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm still not quite understanding what you mean by happy ending, sir. Okay.

679
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is like, when we get

680
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 1: through with the procedure, uh, you know, make me feel

681
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: good in a in a nice uh you know, sexual way.

682
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: You know, happy endings. When Judy sent you back to me,

683
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: what are we talking about with this happy ending thing?

684
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: Because I don't I don't. I didn't ask something about

685
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: the happy ending? Is that that right there just gonna

686
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: be between me and you? We'll see. I don't. I

687
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: don't plan it. I don't know. This is a place

688
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 1: of business. We're professional here. We do therapy for people

689
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: who are seriously being hurt. This is not the nearest

690
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: for we're talking about happy endings after we finish with that.

691
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: What's not a place? Do you think this is? Well?

692
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's I know it's therapy, But

693
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean, if people going through that much pain at

694
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: least have some type of happy endings, don't you think well,

695
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: I think you might suggest your significant other Okay, so

696
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be up for doing a happy ending for hell, No,

697
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: ain't interested in that. Look, man, what kind of this

698
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: you call about talking about? You heard? Hell? Have you heard?

699
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be talking about be ended? You're talking about it? Okay?

700
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: Hold on? I mean you're not talking to me professionally.

701
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: Well you coming at me with this happy ending ain't

702
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: professionally at all either? What kind of place you? Ain't

703
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 1: we running over here? Okay? Hold on? I was referred

704
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: to you. I'm thinking, you know the guy telling me?

705
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna take Kimmy? What God told you

706
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: like this? I'm sorry, God, I told you something like this.

707
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: Let you know what. Let's not even going there because

708
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: I don't even want to bring him into this. Can

709
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: you satisfy me? Out the east there? I'm gonna tip

710
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: you a little bit too, man, Have you lost your

711
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: everlasting marble mind? Are you gone crazy? Julie? Julie? Who

712
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: in the hell is this on the phone that you

713
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: didn't sit through me thinking this is an happy ending place?

714
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: Who is this? Missus Cilia? She don't she don't know

715
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: nothing about the happy ending part. It don't matter you

716
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: You you the receptionist. You know what, you on the

717
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: borderline losing your job because this is hello hello, missus Cilia.

718
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who?

719
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 1: Who who told you that I have happy endies for anybody?

720
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: Because the person I have happy endues for it is

721
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: my husband. Who Who is it, missus Cilia, nephew Timmy

722
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvin Morning Show, Your girlfriend Karen got

723
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: me the prank phone call you y'all, y'all in here

724
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: getting me read. I'm about to find as I got.

725
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: Folks in the libbists back out have lost my job,

726
00:50:51,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: called me on my job. I'm a kid. Cuts make

727
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: no sense, missus silius. She told me, she said, my

728
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: girlfriend Patience is short day day. Oh it's own. She

729
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: gonna need her, that's all right. I got something for her.

730
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: Oh you got some happy I got some happy endings

731
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: for her. You just wait till you gotta tell me this, baby,

732
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

733
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: show in the lad the Steve Harvey Morning Show's nephew

734
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: proud Well, I mean, lady, what, Yes, I am stupid.

735
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: It is bast baby, that is that's the Nephew getting

736
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: ready for March nineteenth. March nineteenth is Bowmont, Texas Julie

737
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: Rogers Theater, The Nephews coming to town. Tickets on sill

738
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: ritten Now you know that said, you can get him in.

739
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: I'll ticket Master outlets, so you can go down there

740
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: to the box office in Boumont and tell him I

741
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: want some tickets to see this fool nephew. Tim Me

742
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: come in, ignorant, coming, crazy, coming every way. You can think, Baby,

743
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: I ain't never, I ain't been there in twenty some years,

744
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: So get your ticket. Stupid only comes around once everyone,

745
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: I guess every twenty years. Every day. Well it's every

746
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: day right here. Now you can get it every day

747
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: right here. But you want it in your face, and

748
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,919
Speaker 1: your face you come get it and the nephew will

749
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: be there. Okay, that right there. It's Bowmont, right after

750
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: bow Month. Where we're going. It's April Fools, y'all. April

751
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: Fool's weekend. We are headed to Nashville, Tennis. Shit, Okay,

752
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: that's right, Nashville, Tennessee. The Nephew come to town. That

753
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: zanis Comedy Club. April Fool's Weekend Friday, Saturday Sunday and

754
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: what better way to spend April Fool weekend than with

755
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: a fool. Everybody don't get a ten chance to do that.

756
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 1: You get a fool on April Fool weekend. You can't

757
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 1: beat that, So get the tickets they don't sell. Zanis

758
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: Nephew coming. Appreciate Baltimore. Did I do it? I did? Huntsville?

759
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: Did I do it? Yes? I did. I'm on the

760
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: road again. Thank you. We're coming up the next Strawberry Letter.

761
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: He won't let me lead. We'll get into that, see

762
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to

763
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

764
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

765
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

766
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Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter, because guess what,

767
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air,

768
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna do this one right here, right now,

769
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: and you never know, it could be yours. It could

770
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got

771
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew.

772
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: He won't let me lead Before I get into this letter.

773
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 1: Let me say, if you have any young kids with you,

774
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: you don't want them to hear this letter. Okay, that's

775
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: my disclaim for this letter. Again. The subject is he

776
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: won't let me lead. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty

777
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: something married female and I know that my husband cheated

778
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: on me for years, and I finally gave him an

779
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: ultimatum at the end of January. We talked and both

780
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: said we didn't want to end our marriage, so we

781
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: decided to do things a little differently so he wouldn't

782
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: get bored in the bedrooms. I met his girlfriend and

783
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: she was honest about their relationship. She said it was

784
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: only for the sex, and she'd been asking to involve

785
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: me in their sex capades. I was drawn to her

786
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: sexy lips and cute little hips, so I initiated the

787
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: first intimate act with her. It was just me and

788
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: her and we let my husband watch. After that night,

789
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: things immediately got better for my husband and I in

790
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: the bedroom. Two weeks later, we invited her over for

791
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: the weekend while our children were with my parents. Since

792
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: it was my first threesome, I wanted to control the position,

793
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: the lead, everything until I got comfortable watching him with

794
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: another woman. We started off the weekend like we were

795
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: at a resort. I got a charcuterie board and caviare

796
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: and we put three big stakes on the grill. We

797
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: enjoyed our hot tub and pulled together and my husband

798
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: massaged us both in the bedroom. But then things went

799
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: sour when the intimacy started. He was focused on her,

800
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: and he was focused on her and ignored my request.

801
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: They were next to me whispering to each other intimately,

802
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: and when he got to me, the only whisper he

803
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: gave me was to tell me I was ruining the

804
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: night with all of my directions. I was stunned. When

805
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: it was over, she decided to go home, and my

806
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: husband got upset with me. I've tried calling her to

807
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: fix things and she's not returning my calls. Have they

808
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: shut me out? As he really really mad because I

809
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: tried to lead, or because he wants this other chick?

810
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: I think all of the above. Yes, he definitely doesn't

811
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: want you involved. I mean I think that was pretty

812
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,919
Speaker 1: clear by the way he was acting. He just wants

813
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: her for himself. Yeah, they've shut you out, and I

814
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: got to ask you, why is this a surprise to

815
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: you when you said you knew he had cheated on

816
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: you for years. I think by participating, all you did

817
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: was give him permission to continue cheating and continue with

818
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: these affairs. Only now he can do it in your

819
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: face because you gave him permission. You joined in. And

820
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: while some men would love this gift that you gave

821
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: your husband, you know, having three sums in all of that,

822
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: it just seems to irritate him that you were even there.

823
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: And but now both of them have a change of heart.

824
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: Because the other woman who called you and said she

825
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: wanted you to participate at first, it's like you're getting

826
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: on her nerves too. I think that's because your husband

827
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: empowered her with all that whispering and everything and being

828
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: mad at you. So I say, put the ultimatum back

829
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: on the table, because you're done with his cheating and

830
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: you're no longer gonna go along with it. Right, that's

831
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,439
Speaker 1: not what you want. It's time for you to stand

832
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: up for yourself and just let him know that he

833
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: doesn't respect you. That's clear, he doesn't respect you or

834
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: the marriage, and that may or may not change if

835
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: you let him know how you feel. But moving forward,

836
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: at least you can respect yourself at this point, all right,

837
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: and make some decisions involving you, you know, and what

838
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: you want. Steve, I can't believe his ragged as letter.

839
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: I know. They just kept surprising me every time I

840
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: ask some mo. It kept. Now the biggest surprise for

841
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: me is later in the letter, so I won't I'm

842
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: going The shock of the whole letter for me is

843
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: later on. Okay, but I'm the whole Damn. You're forty

844
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: year old. You knew your husband has cheated on you

845
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: for years, for years, You've known this. I finally gave

846
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: him an ultimatum at the end of January. We talked

847
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: and we both said we didn't want our marriage to end.

848
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: I mean, why would he. I can be married and

849
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: you know I'm cheating and we still married. What is

850
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: this ice cream and Kate too situation? Why? So here

851
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: we go. We decided to do things a little differently

852
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: so he wouldn't get bored in the bad room. Are

853
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: you sure this was a weird decision? Oh? Well, let's go.

854
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm he was. He was that. That was a shocker.

855
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: He was the next shocker. I met his girlfriend and

856
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: she was honest about their relationship right there? Right? What?

857
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: Who are you married to? Who's this got married to?

858
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: Who's writing this letter? Suddenly? This is not from the

859
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: people on this morning show. Colin Farrell is a stone

860
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: cold killer. I can't imagine killer. No, no, stone cold killer.

861
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: When the breaking, sugar gas tank, tire slitting shot, fine

862
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: ass pupping, dope breaking, when the crashing, when she'll breaking

863
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: and caller from back in the day, carler broker antenna

864
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: off a dude car one time. Just you're not listening

865
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: to the damn ray Hill card used to have antenna's

866
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: on him. You're not listening to the Regil. When I

867
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: come back, I'll tell you the rest of the shocking

868
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: things that I discovered. All right, we'll have heart two

869
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: of your response coming up. It's twenty three minutes after

870
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: the hour. Today's subject he won't let Me lead. We'll

871
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve

872
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap

873
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject he won't let me lead?

874
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Funny, y'all, woman married to

875
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: a man that she'd been knowing she'd been she'd been

876
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: cheating on her for years. They sat down and finally

877
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: issued an ultimatum. At the end of January. They both

878
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: decided they didn't want their marriage to end, so they

879
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: decided to change things up in the bedroom to stop

880
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: some of the boredom. Then the lady out of nowhere,

881
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 1: saying I met his girlfriend and she was honest about

882
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: that relationship. She said it was only for sex, and

883
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: she'd been asking to involve me in that escapade. Now,

884
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: this obviously was exciting to you. You say you was

885
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: drawn to her sexy, lipton, cute little hips. So I

886
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: initiated the first intimate at with her and it was

887
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: just me and her, and I let my husband watch

888
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: what they don't. They don't look like fun to me.

889
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: I don't sitting here watching on There's no way that's

890
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: number one reads. I don't like strip clubs. It's all

891
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 1: that's watching. See. I don't don't y'all, y'all see, y'all

892
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna see nothing about New Steve Harvet, no strip club

893
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: that ended in my life long long time ago, because

894
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: even for I was famous good. It's just what we

895
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: were watching. I don't like watching. But if I ain't,

896
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: this ain't for me. For participation. And you see, once

897
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: you can't dance on me, then go dance on him,

898
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: because now I'm gonna dislike your ass. The whole strip

899
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: club doesn't work for me. See that's so anyway, that's

900
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: a long story right here, here we go. After that night,

901
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 1: things immediately got better for me and my husband in

902
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: the bedroom. Two weeks later, we invited over for the

903
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: weekend while her children were with my parents. Now he

904
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: is a key. Since this was my first threesol, I

905
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: wanted to control the positions. See now we go back

906
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: to the title of the letter, lood he won't let

907
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: me leave. I'm going to tell you why. In the

908
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: second I wanted to control the positions and lead everything

909
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: until I got comfortable watching him with another woman. We

910
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: started off the weekend like we were at a resort. Now,

911
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: hell is the most shocking line in the whole damn

912
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: letter For me, I got a tratutary. What the hell

913
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: is that? Oh, that's the most amazing thing. I got

914
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: a tratutory board and caviare and put three fixtakes on

915
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: the grilly. This is the most shocking line. Why don't

916
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: we term about this fault? So this is about a threesome.

917
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: Nobody give a damn what you eat hot to give

918
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: a damn But they got these tra trudory boards at Kroger.

919
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: You go down there by one of them got a

920
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: little cold cut on a little saliment. No nobody to

921
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: eat salimic bis damn self less. It's on a pizza.

922
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: You can cut it all up next to some damn cheese,

923
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: cut up next to it. What we fitn't have a threesome?

924
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: Body give a damn what you got on this snap track?

925
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: This was the and then put put three big steaks

926
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: on the grill. Now here we go. Now back to

927
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: the letter. We enjoyed our hot tub and pull together.

928
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: My husband massage just both in the bedroom with things

929
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 1: got a little side. When the intimacy started, he was

930
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: focused on her and ignored my request. They were next

931
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: to me whispering to each other intimately, and when he

932
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: finally got to me, the only whisper he gave me

933
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: to tell me you ruined and the like you're blowing

934
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: it with all these damn instructures. Shut your damn mouth.

935
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: You're talking too much. That isn't what this is, baby.

936
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 1: All these traits do that sit over here to touch

937
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: this right head, stand up, get up right here. Crawl

938
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: over here, now, crawled back over that. Swim act like

939
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: you swimming. Then lay down on your back backstroke. Now,

940
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: put your tones up on the ear. Put your toe

941
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: on your air. I can't put my toe on my

942
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: damn you hold on. Put your knee get put your

943
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: knee on your breath. I can't put my kneel for mother,

944
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: the damn instructures. I was stunned. When it was over,

945
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: she decided to go home, and my husband got up

946
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: upset with me. I tried calling her to fix things.

947
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: She's not returning my call. Have they shut me out?

948
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: Is he really mad because I tried to lead her?

949
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: Because he wants the other chick? What the hell? How

950
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: stupid are you? Lady? Lady? First of all, let me

951
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: give you some facts. The reason they don't want you

952
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: to lead, it's because you can't try this. It's your

953
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: first threesome. You passing out instructures that's not in the

954
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: threesome law book. And you ain't never been in the threesome,

955
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: so you don't know you're passing out instructures. Now here's

956
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: what you don't know. The reason they know you was

957
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: breaking the rules is because they haven't done a threesome before.

958
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 1: Why would this lady want to introduce you intoday's sex capage?

959
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: He said, Now, don't think she gonna go for it

960
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 1: right now. So she hadn't bought another chicken. Now, they

961
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: hadn't done it before. Now you're just in that talking

962
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: all this damn talking. It ain't o time. What is

963
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: you talking for? You're supposed to be watching and encouraging.

964
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: Don't do that. That's too far back. Don't push your

965
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 1: leg way over there? What did you doing? I got this?

966
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 1: You can't drive. They've had threesomes before. Yes, he wants

967
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: the other chick back because they know how to do

968
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: threesomes in everything else. Hit us up on Instagram and

969
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey you have them to comment on today's Strawberry Letter.

970
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: You can also check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

971
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Junior, Junior. It's back with

972
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

973
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: All right, Junior is back. It is time for sports talk.

974
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: What you got Junior? All right, Shirley, But first, let

975
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: me just tell you April Fools comedy jam and you

976
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: heard him earlier today me Earthquake, Bill Bellamy, Bruce Bruce

977
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: gonna be live in Dallas at the Texas Trust Theater.

978
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. April fools, April first,

979
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna be at. But right now, Sports Talk, Shirley,

980
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm just tell you right now, up Tommy, I'm just

981
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: say Over the weekend, James Harden debuted over in Philly.

982
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: He had a great showing. He had twenty seven twelve

983
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: assists and um, you know, uh, congratulations James. I'm always

984
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 1: gonna be a hater at this point because you left

985
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: the Rockets. Uh. Who everybody left the Rockets? Yeah, yeah,

986
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: I know, everybody leave the Rockets. Yeah yeah. PJ Tooker

987
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,960
Speaker 1: got a ring. Yeah, everybody leave us and go get

988
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: a ring. Kyle Lory left us and got a ring.

989
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: That's my point. So James, congratulations you made it to Philly.

990
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: Uh Uh. Did you know this though? Did you know

991
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: that Keith Cleveland Cavaliers is number four in the East, fool? Yeah, Well,

992
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: the Rockets is dead last in the West. You don't

993
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: get on the Waty box at Folk, nobody mentioned fourth placed.

994
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: If you vote at the Olympics. Guess what, your ass

995
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: ain't on the metal State. You didn't even get a

996
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: damn bronze. So I don't want to vote. I'm just

997
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saved. You you fo from East. You you're

998
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. The Rockets, on the other hand, is

999
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,959
Speaker 1: dead last. You know what. I'm tired of people leaving

1000
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:01,560
Speaker 1: us in Houston and going in well to make Magic happy.

1001
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: I was mad when the Oilers lived. I was mad. Yeah,

1002
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm mad. Everybody leave usn't do better. Oilers when I

1003
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: was rooting for, never went to a Super Bowl. Soon

1004
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: they turned themselves to the Tennessee Titans. They go to

1005
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: the city. You know why, Why because the Houston, one

1006
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: of my favorite cities, is a transient city. Very few

1007
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: people are born in Houston. Houston was born after the seventies.

1008
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: That was that big rush. Everybody went out there, say

1009
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: nobody loyal to Houston. What did your favorite? I'm mad

1010
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,560
Speaker 1: when Warren More left. I'm mad at war If I

1011
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: see Warre Mooman put him down. He left host Yeah,

1012
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,759
Speaker 1: but he left us. I'm mad everybody leave Houston. That's difficult.

1013
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: Be mad. Be mad at the owners, Junior, don't be

1014
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,640
Speaker 1: mad at the player. No no, no, no, no no.

1015
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: I don't know the owners. I know the players. That's

1016
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 1: why all y'all, all, y'all left Houston. Befolk tell you

1017
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:11,720
Speaker 1: the truth. Everybody on this show. Oh okay, then left Houston.

1018
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me, y'all went to where the money was. Snap

1019
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 1: crack o pop. Oh that's what you're gonna do. You'll

1020
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 1: bring that, ain't y'all for Houston? Wow? Wow, I don't

1021
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: play that ago. Thank you? Where you junior. We'll have

1022
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1023
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:43,759
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. The fifty third annual

1024
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: in WAACP Image Awards aired Saturday night, and the theme

1025
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,560
Speaker 1: of this year was a celebration of our stories and

1026
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: excellence in Entertainment. Actor and comedian Anthony Anderson hosted the

1027
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: show again this year, Looking good, Anthony, I love the

1028
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,560
Speaker 1: black Tuck, I love that was. Yes, it was a

1029
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:07,679
Speaker 1: couple of times. Yeah, yeah, And he had his mama

1030
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:16,160
Speaker 1: with Yes, he was a Yes. Mary J. Blige performed

1031
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: see that, Yes, good Morning, Gorgeous and I Love No Limit.

1032
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 1: She performed Yes she was beautiful as well. Jennifer Hudson

1033
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: one Entertainer of the Year, and did you see this?

1034
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman presented her. Yes, you didn't. I did. I

1035
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: ran that over and over again. Did she paused? Jennifer

1036
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: Hudson one Entertainer of the Year an Outstanding Actress in

1037
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: Emotion Picture for her role as Arita Franklin in the

1038
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: movie Refect. She did an outstanding job in that movie.

1039
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 1: A few more of the big winners were Kevin Hart

1040
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: We Loved Him in True Story, Yeah with Wesley Snipes. Yes, Kevin.

1041
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,679
Speaker 1: One for Outstanding Actor in a TV Movie, Limited Series

1042
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:12,640
Speaker 1: or Dramatic Special. Congratulations Kevin, so deserving. Yes. Taraji p

1043
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: Henson One for Outstanding Actress in a TV Movie, Limited

1044
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 1: Series or Dramatic Special for Annie. Congratulations to Taraji, She's

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Speaker 1: so good. Regina King, our girl, Regina King. One for

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Speaker 1: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture for The Harder

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Speaker 1: They Fall. We love this movie, King, one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite movies. If y'all have not seen Harder They Fall

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01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: on Netflix, you miss it? One of a great check

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Speaker 1: it out because you're the most amazing thing is Auclets

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01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:54,639
Speaker 1: saw it? Yes, exactly, Hetty is amazing. It is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of a Heart of the Heart of They Fall,

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Speaker 1: The Heart of They Fall one for out Standing Motion

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Speaker 1: Picture of the Year, So congratulations to all the cast,

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Speaker 1: all the producers, everything, Anthony Anderson one for Outstanding Actor

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Speaker 1: in a Comedy Series for Blackish of Course, Yes, Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and Will Smith. Congratulations going out to Will Smith for

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Speaker 1: Outstanding Actor in a Motion Picture for King Richard, The

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Speaker 1: Story of Richard Williams, The Father of Venus and Serena Williams,

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01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: The Grave Night and its Players on Earth. Yes, so

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01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 1: it was. It was a good night head by all.

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01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Megan Markle were there, they sure were there.

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01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: They were. Yeah. The Duchess, Duchess of Sussex. Yes, you know,

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01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: they don't live in the castle no more. You know

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01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 1: they live in America, so they live in and they're

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01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: doing great work here, they really are. I wouldn't have

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01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: moved out the castle. Talk about me all you want.

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01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm high security, ride around London whipping people ass. Say

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01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 1: something about me or this baby, one more damn thing,

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01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: one more worried about me or this baby. That's your ass.

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01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: That's what I do. What I'm not doing is moving

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Speaker 1: out this damn castle. I'm not doing that Holly damn

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01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 1: servants and here, guardens around here and all this enough

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01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: to move riding in them calls all them carriages and

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Speaker 1: stuff on them. Do them fur hats on watching me? Her? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm not leaving this world. Had to do what sitting

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01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 1: over here talking on open crying and stuff. I'm not

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01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: fit to do that. You ain't doing nothing sitting up

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01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 1: Good Morning CBS trying to talk to Gail King about

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01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 1: my I'm over here, this rough, but we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: through it. Ain't gonna get over it. Pray for us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: mister Harve, is that any truth that security has been Yes,

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01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:01,719
Speaker 1: that's very true. We've noticed all arise in a tax

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01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 1: on journalists. Yes, but I'm in this castling y'all can't

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01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 1: come in here. So what is y'all talking to me about? It?

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01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody live in this castle ever been arrested? Congratulations?

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Speaker 1: Did you sell? What is going on? More of the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes after.

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Speaker 1: Please you're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show. The

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01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,640
Speaker 1: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have offered a new

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Speaker 1: strategy to help communities across the country live with a

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01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 1: coronavirus and get back to some version of normal normal life. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The CDC now suggests that seventy percent of Americans. Seventy

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01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 1: percent of Americans can stop wearing masks, and they don't

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01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:55,599
Speaker 1: need to social distance or avoid crowded spaces. The additional

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01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: twenty eight percent of Americans who live in areas that

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01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 1: still have high COVID ainteen levels are still advised to

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01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 1: wear your mask endured. Does anybody know what areas those out?

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01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 1: Not where we live everywhere. I hardly I got mask.

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Speaker 1: Be my luck. I run up into the twenty eight percent. Yeah,

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01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 1: I are loosely people wearing masks now when you go out,

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01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 1: I have mine on. I'm not saying I enjoy the mask,

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01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: because I don't, but they're very helpful for me when

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01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: I do go out in public, because I put on

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01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 1: a hat or hooded, some glasses and that math I

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01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:37,200
Speaker 1: actually walk around. So it's a disguise for you. Oh man,

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01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: it's like a heaven sent every now and then people

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01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: are gonna Steve, what's up? Yeah, I gonna damn bro,

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01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 1: I got on mask. Oh man, I know your walk

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01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: hit the one that got me. I went to the

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01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 1: golf store a couple of weeks ago. Hey, Steve, what's up?

1112
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: Damn bro? I got on the mask. He don't, he said,

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01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 1: what you drive? You put a mask on that? Yeah?

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01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 1: All right, we'll love more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,599
Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after. We'll play

1116
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: a round of would you rather? Right after this. You're

1117
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show. Time now for a round

1118
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather live with ten

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01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:26,200
Speaker 1: small dogs? Or would you rather live with ten toddlers?

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Speaker 1: Give me the dogs? Why them dogs? Yeah, I'm not

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01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: changing that many pampas. I'm not doing five of them

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01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 1: go at the same time. I ain't got time for

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01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:43,280
Speaker 1: that one big pail. Let me put this food in there.

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01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:47,599
Speaker 1: I can walk away here. Let me do that. But Steve,

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Speaker 1: we have not heard from you. I'm not staying with

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Speaker 1: no ten toddlers. You got seven keys already. I can't

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01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 1: chase after the many people, all these steps in this

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Speaker 1: damn house. Stop get out, put that back. What you're

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01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 1: doing over that? Don't touch that? Why don't you put

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01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:09,439
Speaker 1: your crying fall? Stop hitting him? Get over here. No,

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01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,800
Speaker 1: we ain't got no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat

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01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 1: put that out your mouth, put your hand in that

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01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,680
Speaker 1: socket if you want to. No, I'm quit crawling on

1134
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 1: the what is you picking up off the flow? Fall?

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01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 1: Lay down? Get out the floe, lay down, don't climb

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01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: on that. No more exhausted first, y'all. I'm done and

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01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 1: you'll say all that in fifteen minutes. Yeah a minute? No? No?

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01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:39,599
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's go. Would you rather wear

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01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 1: no socks for six months or no underwear for six months? Socks?

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01:17:47,920 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm wearing shoes though, right walking on the ground, seeing

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01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,960
Speaker 1: my job, in my job, and be hard. No socks

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01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 1: because man, I've got to stand draws too much. But

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01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna have to go with the no socks.

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01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to, but I'm gonna have to buy

1145
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: that old fashioned as footpot of that cake up so

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01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 1: I can feel like I got a sock on in that.

1147
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 1: But if I try to do my job in front

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01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 1: of all these people with no draws on, I can

1149
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 1: tell you right now it's gonna be a full blown situation.

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01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm on the internet every day ready to love is over? Yeah,

1151
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:47,240
Speaker 1: because it looked like you always ready, you are always scuty.

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01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, he'd be cutting on. Well, well,

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01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 1: let's cut on family few. See what's side he on today?

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01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:04,680
Speaker 1: See what's side here? No, you didn't, Steve. You don't

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01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: got the families over there. You never know what's gonna be.

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01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 1: And I know how to tell my jokes and Steak

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Speaker 1: keep working all right? Coming up, geez, thank you. I

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01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 1: guess he didn't like that answer. Coming up forty nine minutes,

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Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this her he by the turn

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Speaker 1: the colonel. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this Monday.

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Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, we got to say

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Speaker 1: thanks to the legendary earthquake Earth. Yes, today is Netflix

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01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 1: Special airs tonight on Netflix, of course, produced presented by

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. And I mean, finally an overnight sensation. He said,

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Speaker 1: after thirty years, thirty years in the game, they'll never

1168
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 1: give up on your dreams, never quakes, living proof. It's

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Speaker 1: love you ungratulations Qua Yeah, yeah, uh, you know, I

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01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: was thinking about everything that's going on in the world,

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01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,680
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it's just so much going on

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01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: and there's so much, so many things happening that the

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01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 1: new news causes you to pause on the old news

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Speaker 1: and I've discovered something. It's an amazing trick they use.

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01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 1: It's almost like a diversion, and they use news stories

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01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 1: to create a diversion. So now everybody the latest thing

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01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:55,800
Speaker 1: is the Russians attacking the Ukraine. A minute ago, I

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01:20:55,880 --> 01:21:01,320
Speaker 1: thought it was the Rioters, I mean the Capitol building,

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01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:05,479
Speaker 1: but then I thought it was about us with voting

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01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 1: rights acts. But then they did what they usually do

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01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 1: with us. They rescinded the Voting Rights Act again. And

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01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:18,040
Speaker 1: it just goes on and on and on, and you

1183
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:24,599
Speaker 1: forget that people are fighting for some basics like food,

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01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:31,560
Speaker 1: like education. You forget that we have a drug epidemic

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01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:36,080
Speaker 1: in this country that we still have not addressed. That

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01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 1: the United States has more drug addicts in it than

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01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:45,519
Speaker 1: anywhere else in the world. The United States purchases more

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01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 1: drugs than anybody else in the world. The United States

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Speaker 1: leads the world in prescription drugs sales, America leads the

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Speaker 1: world and incarceration, and we all know who that is.

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Speaker 1: So as we look at all these new stories that

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01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:08,720
Speaker 1: come out that divertiye At tension, which is almost how

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01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 1: we almost never get anything solved around here, because every

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01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,320
Speaker 1: time we get close to passing the law, voting on

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Speaker 1: something that's important to us, something else happens around the

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01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: world or to us, and the attention goes there, and

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01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,839
Speaker 1: then the enthusiasm and the rush dies down, and things

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01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: go on and on and on, and the beat goes

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Speaker 1: on and on and on, just like it always has,

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Speaker 1: like it always did before. You know, the thing that

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Speaker 1: keeps me centered in all of this, what keeps me

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Speaker 1: in the center of the hurricane. I reside in the

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Speaker 1: eye of the hurricane, where there's very little wind, there's peace,

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01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: there's tranquility, and I'm not caught up in the sword

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01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,599
Speaker 1: world that is the tornado. See when the tornado comes through,

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01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,280
Speaker 1: I should say the eye of the tornado. I sit

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01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,720
Speaker 1: in the eye of the tornado because the world that's

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01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:13,160
Speaker 1: swirling around me everything, I get to sit in the

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01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 1: eye and watch it for the most part. Well, Steve,

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Speaker 1: how you do that? Because I got a relationship with

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Speaker 1: my heavenly Father who gives me peace, an abiding peace,

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01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 1: not fun. I said peace. See a lot of people

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01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 1: confuse that what is peace? Well, peace to me is

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01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:43,599
Speaker 1: joy is that I have lied. I have found how

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Speaker 1: to find joy in the middle of my troubles and

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01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 1: hardships because I know for a fact that this too

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01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:56,920
Speaker 1: shall pass. I know for a fact that this adversity

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01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,720
Speaker 1: that I'm going through is preparing me for something that

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01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 1: I ask God for. I know it because I've seen

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Speaker 1: it happen over and over and over again. So even

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01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:14,080
Speaker 1: when I'm getting tossed, even when I'm being talked about,

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01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 1: even when it seems like it's going all wrong, I

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01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 1: managed to have peace, a certain amount of joy that

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01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:29,479
Speaker 1: I hang on to because I have a relationship with

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01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:35,599
Speaker 1: my heavenly Father that allows me to be still, hold

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01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 1: my peace, let him fight my battles. Oh, I can't

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01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,840
Speaker 1: count the times I've wanted to say something. Oh. I

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01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times I wanted to straighten

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01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 1: some people out. Oh. I can't count the times when

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01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,360
Speaker 1: I knew the real facts and I allowed the lies

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Speaker 1: to be told. Can't you say that, y'all? Don't you

1232
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:58,519
Speaker 1: know how many times you've known the truth about you

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01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: in spite of what they were saying. Do you know

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01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:05,960
Speaker 1: how many times you knew the real deal when they

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01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:10,920
Speaker 1: was explaining it in the other deal that you wanted

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01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: to say something that could have straightened it all out,

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01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:19,439
Speaker 1: but you didn't because you didn't have to. Because he

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01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:23,840
Speaker 1: fights my battles, he holds my peace. So as the

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Speaker 1: swirld goes on around me in this world and they

1240
01:25:27,479 --> 01:25:29,640
Speaker 1: say you ain't gonna get this, you ain't gonna get that,

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01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:33,640
Speaker 1: I look up and I realize I have everything that

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01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 1: I've not been denied anything in my life. And it

1243
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:45,040
Speaker 1: didn't matter what nobody said. That same piece, that same

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01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:51,000
Speaker 1: joy is available to you. That relationship with God can

1245
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 1: be yours. All you got to do is open up

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01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:57,439
Speaker 1: your heart and accept him. Just say, hey, come into

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01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: my life. I accept you. I believe even you. I

1248
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:04,799
Speaker 1: need your help today because I can't do this by myself.

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01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,439
Speaker 1: Just say it. Try. I dare you. I bet your

1250
01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:11,679
Speaker 1: life a star going better. Bet what you bet. Try.

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