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Speaker 1: Now this guy on the show today Blue and everyone listening.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you this dude has been in the

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Speaker 1: game thirty two years, producing comedy bets, TV shows, major

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Speaker 1: comedy tours around the globe. You can check out his

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Speaker 1: website Jeff Garcia Comedian dot com and on Instagram at

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Speaker 1: Jeff Garcia l A. His His big company, you guys,

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Speaker 1: is Packensia. Did I say that right? And j G

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Speaker 1: Comedy Underground. Jeff might be best known for voicing a

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Speaker 1: lot of great stuff like Sheen Estivis and Jimmy Neutron

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Speaker 1: Boy Genius and It's to Nickelodeon spinoff television show series

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Speaker 1: Planet Sheen, as well as Pip the Mouse in Barnyard

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Speaker 1: and it's been off television show series Back at the Barnyard,

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Speaker 1: and he's been to the bone yard a lot of

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Speaker 1: times too. He likes collecting checks, folks, That's what he does.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not mad at him. That's what the kid

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Speaker 1: We go back like four flats back on our power

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Speaker 1: in oh six days. I was telling him before the show,

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Speaker 1: and back and now you guys, he's at the Ontario

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Speaker 1: Improv with two shows on Friday, June tenth, and two

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Speaker 1: shows on Saturday Juno eleven. The two shows on Friday, stay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take you Like I'm single

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna take you to every club to

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Speaker 1: hype me up. I'm gonna get laid like an every club.

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Speaker 1: Let me finish, Let me finish. I spent the time

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Speaker 1: doing two shows on Friday, started at seven thirty pm,

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Speaker 1: then the two shows on Saturday started at seven pm,

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Speaker 1: then nine thirty different times on Saturday. For tickets, d

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Speaker 1: M Jeff Garcia personally it's his show. Just say hey,

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Speaker 1: can I get up tickets? Sucker, you know exactly how

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Speaker 1: to get Welcome to the funny guy himself. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me. And you know you've been sick and

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Speaker 1: you so much for coming here looking like ship, feeling

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Speaker 1: like Oh sorry, I me just feeling like I was

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Speaker 1: feeling like ship. Man. I'll tell you what happened. Man.

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Speaker 1: I had some tickets to go see something in San

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Speaker 1: Bernardino with this new chick I'm dating, and she took

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Speaker 1: me to this Chinese foot restaurant and I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I throw up. She took me back home. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I got kids. You can't be kicking into my pad

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Speaker 1: in three days, but I don't cancel shows. I'm here

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Speaker 1: right now, and I've known you for years. Man, it

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Speaker 1: need back again. Thanks for bringing back to test yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I took a test yesterday. I was fine, all right, No,

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Speaker 1: you don't the only accurate the monkey pox. What is

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Speaker 1: Are you? That's next joke? Exactly right. I don't care

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Speaker 1: Now you first you sell your Colombian garden, stop selling cocaine,

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Speaker 1: Was position about? First of all, this is so funny.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny that guys that know forever that's exactly

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Speaker 1: you that go, you go, what do you guys all selling? Well?

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Speaker 1: At least he used, I sold like an ounce here

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Speaker 1: Did I really ever? White girls dating from coast to

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Speaker 1: It's crazy even though I've been The funny thing is,

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Speaker 1: don't do, I lie about nothing. This is what you

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Speaker 1: know mean guys like this. Me and Jeff go way

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Speaker 1: back when we were literally kids in the game. Jeff started,

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Speaker 1: He was thirty two years ago and he goes, Joe,

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Speaker 1: It's been a fucking ride for you. Dark He's been

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Speaker 1: going forever. Bro before Will Smith started slapping people. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know what's funny, Like I've seen it live and

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Speaker 1: and it was live, so it's a later go no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I got upset, Because it's like

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Speaker 1: I got slapped on national TV and was cursed at

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Speaker 1: sued man. Yeah. Yeah, and then since then, five comedians

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Speaker 1: I got a total fans. Bro. Yeah, they're gonna make

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Speaker 1: it up. You going. These tickets cost twenty six dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I work at Big Old Tires. Fuck that ship. You

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Speaker 1: know what's funny? It is Honestly that's probably true though

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Speaker 1: as is ain't letting that shif fly. Bro. They ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna run up out Jeff Bro, They no think And honestly,

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Speaker 1: because now that what just happened with Chappelle, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be like, now the homies, that comedian, you're a hero

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Speaker 1: if most of us good comedians grew up in hoods. Yes,

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Speaker 1: now we're calling a homeboy. Also, can you come down?

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Speaker 1: Man's going down? Fighter, get down here? Broke front row tickets? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So funny because you've always had that crowd and following right,

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Speaker 1: Like I've been to many shows, I've had you on

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Speaker 1: that crowd exactly. Which is the funnier part is folks listening,

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Speaker 1: it's like you're our demo. We're like cousins. We literally

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Speaker 1: And you've always used that like real life ship. That's

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Speaker 1: hit in my heart. Well, God teachers like that. You know,

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Speaker 1: when you touch fire, you get burned, right, Okayogy touching fire,

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Speaker 1: just around the fire. What a great analogy, though, Hey,

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Speaker 1: God teaches hard too. What do you you think God?

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Speaker 1: You think go swim for a swim for an hour?

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Speaker 1: weird kids? I married a white chick and you did too.

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Speaker 1: him in swim school. No swim school, Throw them in

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Speaker 1: as a kid, Joseph Lopez remembers being at San Jose

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to swim. He pushed me and

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Speaker 1: he go see you know how to swim? And he

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Speaker 1: is I I had the same lesson. I mean I

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Speaker 1: having he's having a hard time swimming and shipp next

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Speaker 1: and they're like, I mean how you can swim? Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: But two months later I saved a little kid in

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Speaker 1: and then that confense so blue. Seriously, stick on that

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Speaker 1: And even when I looked at it was so bad,

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Speaker 1: oh one. Welcome back to Cannabis Talk one oh one.

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Speaker 1: the website Dime Industries dot com on Instagram Dime dot Industries.

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Speaker 1: pull you ship. Yeah, you're not even the headliner at neutronsen, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how about this though? Everybody that you're daddy, those kids

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Speaker 1: And then I walk in there watching the fairly odd parents.

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Speaker 1: What then do you see that it's called the Roof?

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Speaker 1: How about we watched that show so that the ratings

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Speaker 1: more money and the residuals can keep coming. Exactly, you

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Speaker 1: that's that the kids need to watch this forever kids

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Speaker 1: and grateful little fox. Huh. You don't get that though,

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Speaker 1: And I'm just curious the other that I said that

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Speaker 1: and you're one year, well not one year, one moment away,

421
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Speaker 1: meaning what one, two or three? Four more? Get four

422
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: more seasons under you're about and you're sucking, I'm done, exactly,

423
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: You're good. Good, Then they change the rules to get

424
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:28,239
Speaker 1: my pension at fifty one instead. That's what I mean,

425
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 1: because if you get four or five more seasons under,

426
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: their pain like bad, that's just fucking things are going great, man,

427
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing a movie. I can't talk about it yet

428
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 1: because you know how they don't let you. When I

429
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 1: start doing it, I'll come right back to this show

430
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: and talking about it. And then um, they're doing a

431
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: couple of uh specials on nick Netflix that they want

432
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: to do like a compilation of Mexican comedians. So that's

433
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 1: gonna pay great too. So every I got Angie backing

434
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: me up. So let me ask you who who I mean,

435
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 1: obviously we know, but who are some of the artists

436
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: that you've worked with that you enjoy being on on

437
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: the road with on the road with, Yeah, just working

438
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: in general, just like you know, I mean, if you

439
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: had this name off some of your co uh you know, uh,

440
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: your workers or whatever that that you like working with.

441
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: I don't really have any like work by myself open

442
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: for the amount of years. Yeah, what happens with me

443
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 1: is this what I do, right, I always It's called

444
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: the internship the way I look at it. Okay, you

445
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,719
Speaker 1: you middle, you open up for me, right, and then

446
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: in a year and a half you middle, and then

447
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: after a year and a half you have to move on.

448
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, you can't be relying on somebody.

449
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, look at all the guys that opened up

450
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: for all these big acts there there, and then I'm

451
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: a guy that opened up for Richard Jenny, and Richard

452
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: Jenny died and he was like just dead in the water.

453
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: He hadn't no where to word, right, So this will

454
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: be the first time you've done some kind of a

455
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 1: comedy act with a bunch of Latino other artists and

456
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I don't know how they're gonna work it, bro,

457
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: I really don't, but I think it should be, like

458
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: you know, it's solid because there's too many of us

459
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: in this country. There's too many Latinos. There's too many

460
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: for them to ignore us like that. Well, I think

461
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: it's finally getting a little fucking bread crumb right, Like

462
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: we've gotten a little bit like we have exactly Like

463
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: but when ABC did something right that that show that

464
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: they gave us one season on and they took it

465
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: away and it was only Latin based baker folks from

466
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: I forget, not like Columbia. But my point is some

467
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: Latin ABC. When I say representation, I look at representation

468
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: with the majors, and I'd say majors, I go ABC NBCCB, Fox.

469
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: That's when I think, when when I look at this game,

470
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: that's what I look That's what Joe looks at and goes,

471
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: is this game equal? Not at all. We have one

472
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: show on ABC, is my point, and the other show

473
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: network CBS, is trying to do this out. Let me

474
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you this, so I'll let you talk

475
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: right after this. But I know I'm gonna back up

476
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 1: your point right now, and I want to hear what

477
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: you have to say. But check this out. Okay. At

478
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 1: one time they had two Asian shows on prime time network.

479
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: They still have it Rocking the Boat, Our Fresh Boat

480
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 1: and UH and the Doctor Ken show What's Fresh Off

481
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: the Boat, and my opinion was one of the fucking

482
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 1: dopest shows. They throw all the old nineties hip hop.

483
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I fucking love that now on the reel. I don't

484
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 1: have any problem with them, have any But the point

485
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: is is that they have two shows and they make

486
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: up six percent of the population and we make up

487
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: twenty nine and we don't have to be clear, I

488
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: don't think just mad at it, and I'm not mad

489
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: at it either. I like the show and I loved

490
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: it because I like to watch it because it was

491
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: a minority show going well, and I know a lot

492
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: of Asians that grow up like that with me where

493
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm like finally going yes and the representations that doesn't

494
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: Lopez have his own show though, so we have one

495
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: or two? Right, No, only the television has been around

496
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: since nine, okay, and we've had one syndicated show, one Latin.

497
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. You can welcome to a white guy and

498
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: go name me twenty white comics, name twenty black. They can't.

499
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: No white guy out there can name ten Mexican comedians.

500
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah that's wrong, right, Yeah, it's kind of Yeah, it's

501
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: funny to think it's and not only that, like the

502
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: Latin Kings of Comedy Tours all those things like that.

503
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 1: You know, you had the King of Comedy Tours, which

504
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: was already there. But I think, in my opinion, as

505
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: as it's getting some more, it's still not bad because

506
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: like yourselves, the George over there, I think my little cousin,

507
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: Angela Johnson is doing some world representations in the Latino

508
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: community and she's doing I don't know if you know this,

509
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: because you probably didn't realize this, but at the time

510
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: when you were going to power my little cousin Angela

511
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: was around the whole time, so she just wasn't the

512
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: big comedian that she was then, but she was always

513
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: around us, which is funny. Um, but people like you guys,

514
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: and you know, uh, Philippe, the big the big dude.

515
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: As far as as the big dude, the big heavy

516
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: set dude, Giers. Yes, he's making tons of noise, I know.

517
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: But the point I'm trying to say, it's not TV

518
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: show wise. I agree, no real syndicated shows we should be. Look,

519
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: we own the Southwest, I mean, and tell the truth.

520
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: You grew up on Bell Flower said, I'm from Downey, Okay,

521
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: but whatever, you have a white neighbor that would understand

522
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: your culture. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So we

523
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: own the whole Southwest. If you live in the Southwest,

524
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 1: you know Mexican. Yeah, you know what we do. Well.

525
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: I look at I'm Puerto Rican and people ask me

526
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm sorry, never mind, Joe, I'm right here, brother,

527
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: don't worry, but I hold on my Puerto Rican brothers. Okay.

528
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: The headline, Jeff Garcia, The headline needs Jeff Garcia talk

529
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: shit on the Puerto Ricans on cannabis, talk one on

530
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: the Puerto Rican you know, you know what Jeff so So.

531
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: What I always tell people though, is it comes from

532
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm from Los Angeles, California. Grew up on a period

533
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: highway and down it and and people were like, what

534
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: are you wan? Puerto Rican? But I grew up Mexican

535
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: And they're like, what do you mean? You know what

536
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm saying? And I'm like, well, if you're from l A.

537
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: If you're from l A, you're Mexican. YU, Like, you

538
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like like if you have any

539
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: kind of skin, you know, tone to you, this was Mexican.

540
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: There's no there's no like me. When I travel, if

541
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: I go to Miami, I'm Cuban. If you're watching this

542
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: show in Miami, there's three Cubans. You're watching the show

543
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: in the d R were three Dominicans l A were

544
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: three Mexicans. And I and I tell people that watching

545
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: in Kentucky, you're three dead men. Yeah, I wow shot Kentucky. Though.

546
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: You know, you know I understand your port because my

547
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: ex wife was was Italian and Puerto Rican. I call

548
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: her white because that's what she always marked on papers. Yeah,

549
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: she was Puerto Rican. And she was like, you would

550
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: tell me and we would go back and forth, like

551
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: sucking with each other. Mexican and she's like watching TV

552
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: one day Mexicans they crossed over and inflated trash bags,

553
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: like we're just joking around. Yeah, yeah, just didn't bother

554
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: in her. Yeah, so my head. She got her bag

555
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: in herself, reacting, Yeah, we had to swim father. We're

556
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: from you know, I'm from Puerto Rico. Many things I

557
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: would tell her. This ship, No, this is a better joke. Okay, understand,

558
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico is an apartment building. Okay, America owns that ship.

559
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: That ship for lease. Okay, that's what I would tell

560
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: every Puerto Rican your release, Yeah, you can run out anytime.

561
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: You don't need a passport to go there. Where is it? Yeah, dude,

562
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: I really got to go to Florida to get their first.

563
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean I go straight from Texas. I mean, which

564
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: one is in Texas? Florida? I don't even know you

565
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: can like this one. So I got this seven foot

566
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: Christmas tree right for our house, right, and I had

567
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 1: the ladder and I was trying to put the star

568
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: up there, right, and she starts talking ship. She shouldn't

569
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: take that long. And I go, what, but there was

570
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: a coconut, you'd be up there rook on your head

571
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: and drinking the milk on the way down. Shut the

572
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: fun up. Who pays your rent Who pays your rents?

573
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: And then and then that's when you guys got a divorce.

574
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: That's divorce happened happily ever after. Al Right we kick it. Yeah,

575
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: we're the Starbucks writing our movie together. I'll meet you

576
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: in a month. I can't wait for these fucking d

577
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: m to come in after this ship are Oh, this

578
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: is gonna go ahead. It's gonna be fun. And you

579
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: know what, and this is the type of rant and

580
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: rave you do on your show. It just goes any

581
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: which way in any direction. Have fun, he says something

582
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: to the show. That's what I've always loved a bout

583
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: your shows and stuff like that. Thanks for giving us

584
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: ten tickets right now? Okay, you want to give away ten?

585
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: I got you pretty sure. Yeah. Well, by the time

586
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: this aeraton this goes, if you do want to go,

587
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: call us up and we can get you in because

588
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: it's only I think this is gonna air. That's the

589
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: tantas comes the third so we have a few days. Yeah, cool, check,

590
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: we'll check this out. This kid looking you're Joe fucking

591
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: grande bro, Jeff beckt yourself. I think I can's wife

592
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: right now and have a coffee, NA have fun with Jeff.

593
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: It's ten, it's ten tickets and Joe's in the show

594
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: with ten of his family members and shift, yeah, you've

595
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: all one. Now he's Mexico with fourteen talking about I

596
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: still need four dogs four. I know you gave me ten,

597
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: but I still need four. That's the type of homies

598
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: we grew up with. You're Dave, your boy fucking tickets

599
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: and he comes up with four more. No, no, Then

600
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: Joe will be up at the end of the first

601
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: show going a man, my cousin was late and he

602
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: getting the second one. Yeah. How many times this crazy, real,

603
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: stupid ship like that happened? Though. After this break, it's

604
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: Cannabis Talk one and one. We'll be right back. We'll

605
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: be right back with Cannabis Talk one oh one. Welcome

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00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,360
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Speaker 1: and the websites shop dot com. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: is it web sites? I think I have a cartoon character,

612
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Mr Voice over here, and I'm thinking I'm Almour Fudd.

613
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: So I don't know what I'm trying to do over

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Speaker 1: here with my characters. Bottom line at C A N

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Speaker 1: com hashtag can of Factory. As we're here with the

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Speaker 1: comedian the Voice, demand tomt the Legend Blue Christopher Wright,

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00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: and Jeff Corcia is next to him. What's up, guys?

619
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: You know I'll tell you. Jeff, I I really enjoy

620
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: having you on the show. It's been so fun. I

621
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: can ask you a question. Why you holding that mike

622
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: like you're holding your dick, because you know, because I

623
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: like it, Because if I couldn't over if I could,

624
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you ever get I get high?

625
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: I used to when I was a kid. I used

626
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: to smoke with Lotto we when I was a kid

627
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: before shows all the time, all the day. I'll be

628
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: worried if I didn't have it before show. Michael Sober,

629
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Speaker 1: What am I gonna do here? Out of here? I need,

630
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: I need to joining me to joint right, Mice gets

631
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: so fucking high man, Oh my god, did you what

632
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: was your favorite kind of weed? Did you have a

633
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: brand or no? You know funny? It was funny? Is that?

634
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: That's when you know? When I was coming up, when

635
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I was like nineteen and twenty four,

636
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: I was higher every day. But I can't take that strong,

637
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: chronic bullshit. I don't have to get stressed that my

638
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: friends would laugh of me, like we got good at

639
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: my money? Just to straight because I get the brown weed. Stress,

640
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: that'll be fine, ice and love stress. It was my favorite.

641
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: No that it would taste funny, but it would do

642
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: the trick. It would get you. Really, what do you know?

643
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: What the problem with we I had what weed is

644
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: is that I'm a lazy thinker fucker. You know what

645
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Like I have homeboys that get high and

646
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: work out after I'm not. How the fund do you

647
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: do that? I can't even think like Michael Phelps, right,

648
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,719
Speaker 1: he got busted ship. This should have gave him two

649
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: more gold medals. I can't even make a sandwich when

650
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm high with them. He the most awarded Olympian ever.

651
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: He's got the most gold medals ever and smoking weed too.

652
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: He gave himself a You know, I'll tell you it's

653
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: funny because I've actually not that I work out on

654
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: the regular obviously, you know. I mean you look like

655
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: an Olympian. I just want to tell you you're a

656
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: gummy motherfucker to go on. Yeah, a gummy bear motherfucker,

657
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: an Olympian gummy bear winner. Yeah. But but you know,

658
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: being that guy, you know, I've actually got high and

659
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: worked out. It's kind of nice. You get into like

660
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: a little zone and ship and you just kind of

661
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: start staring at chicks at the place like that. I'm

662
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: trying to say, that's awesome. See, I can't do that ship.

663
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't even want to do that. When

664
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: two years old I made stop smoking weed, I made

665
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: like a hundred sixty. Yeah, like I got off my

666
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: ass and started working. And so you don't dab anymore

667
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: nothing at else. I'll get high if I'm at my

668
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: house by myself, not by myself, but like where I

669
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: don't have to go nowhere. Sure, and you look at

670
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: the much how much I talk right now? When I

671
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: get high, I talk more. You can't shut me the

672
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: funk up man. Isn't that funny though to think like,

673
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: because even though you just said those years, mine was

674
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: probably just a little younger. But around the same time,

675
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,959
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen and I quit at six though, okay, from

676
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: smoking flour every day and nine and let's put in this,

677
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: and I'll put this in that, and I'll put that

678
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: in that. It didn't matter, like I put. The more

679
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: I could put in my joint, the better it is.

680
00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: It wasn't like just the joint. I'm right. Look, well,

681
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: look who's joining us over there in the kitchen right there?

682
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: And hele Amy and Chris. What's so you guys doing.

683
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: I think they're working hard over there and looks good.

684
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: It's always nice to see him over there holding down

685
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Huh. And Hell has been working with you

686
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: now for a while. Yes, she's been working for eight

687
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: months and I haven't been happier. Nice. That's awesome. Oh yeah,

688
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: bonus her out all the time. Like I said, I

689
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: wish I was sleeping with her so I don't have

690
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: to pay her this much. Yeah, better fun with her

691
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: and pay her rent And Gus, awesome, look like a

692
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: movie rent. You just look like a good couple. She's

693
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: doing pr for you. She do marketing and all the

694
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: above of that. You know, It's funny. I met her

695
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: so so long ago when I was literally working at

696
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: Power one six as well, and she came to my

697
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: house when I lived in Santa Clarita. She actually came

698
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: with a baby bash. Ironically, I mean, like she's been

699
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 1: in the game doing so much. Everyone and not know

700
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: that she's been here and that she was at my

701
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: fifteth birthday party, you don't understand. And she called Jeff

702
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: to come with him, and I was like, perfectly, even

703
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: when I tell Jeff, I go, Jeff, I go, you're

704
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: the type of guy that I can't told my go.

705
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing because you're the type of guy that I

706
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: would have invited my birthday. And I'm sorry I forgotten.

707
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: Angelica goes, oh, Joe, I invited him for you, and

708
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: that's why you're the type of friend that would have

709
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: done that for me, and that's why I love you.

710
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: But she knows everybody. Remember when the Pope came into town,

711
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: he was driving around that glassness. Yes, okay, Angelica was

712
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: in there with him, of course, and I was now

713
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: sitting there and and this guy next to me said,

714
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 1: who's that guy with Angelica? And that's why we're friends.

715
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: And they said, none of your business. That's the pope, bitch,

716
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: and that's why we're friends. It's awesome to see good

717
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 1: people around you like that and it's like we've seen

718
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: each other for years like that too. Something we'd like

719
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: to do with all our guests before we do do

720
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 1: that once again. The big show is on Ontario, right, yeah,

721
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: and those dates, folks, if you really want some tickets,

722
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: I know Jeff solid like that once again, literally hook

723
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: up a few people with some tickets if you're in

724
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: the local area. I know we have a huge following

725
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: in the Los Angeles, California area. But if you even

726
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: want to come in from say you're in and wherever

727
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: you want, you know, but don't take him if you're

728
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: not showing exactly, don't call and something that. Don't do that,

729
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call you back. Or what I'm

730
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: gonna really do, it's forward the voicemail to a Helica.

731
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna be honest everything, I'm gonna forward

732
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: the voicemail at Helica, So don't bullshit. I have heard

733
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: literally still Number two so I'll tell you, I'll tell

734
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what I do. Bro all right,

735
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: because you're pretty big everywhere. That's why I wanted to

736
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: come on this show so bad, because I've loved you forever.

737
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: If you're coming from far I'll give you eighty bucks

738
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: for gas and I'm gonna send him I'm coming from Vegas.

739
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: Well that's Joseph Lopez. I don't know who that guy is. Like, hey,

740
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: well that's times ten tickets. That's us to Grande. He

741
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: said a few and and that's the player Jeff has

742
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: always been. So you know he's and and and in

743
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: fairness blue, just to stamp the characters, you know, positive,

744
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: defective person that he is. I've heardetive person that he is.

745
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: What he just said that positive? That's how was it?

746
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: A person that he is. He's done it before. Bottom

747
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: line as I sucked it up. You're right, I sucked

748
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: it up, Broa. He's Puerto Rican. I don't really goody good,

749
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: but he understand. Bottom line is this. He's done it before.

750
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: I've heard him do this with people and give people

751
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: free ship a lot of times. This is not the

752
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: first time he's done that. And I just want to

753
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: make you and tell people that. No, I just remembered

754
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: actually when he did that, it took me back to

755
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: actually a memory of you doing this before. It was

756
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: a flashback memory going, oh, I've heard you do this before.

757
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, want to show up, I'd

758
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: love to go. Yeah, come hang out, only trying to

759
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: shoot what's the dates again? I just said it. I

760
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: didn't really think. I'm pretty sure. You know. What's funny

761
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: is the only time that we've ever been to a

762
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: show is to go see Angels show my little cut

763
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Camp comedy, right, and it was it wasn't it was

764
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: the improblem better than her? Okay, no, no, no, no, Jeff,

765
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: here's the point to the point. Here's the point of

766
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: the point is I'd go to your show next. I've

767
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: only we've only been to one one. I'd go to yours.

768
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: It's the point not to say nothing, to say I

769
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: only want to two shows, yours and hers. Okay, well

770
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: it's twenty dollars to get it. Yeah, I got you.

771
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: I got you. And if I don't get the same

772
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: v I p treatment that I got there. We did

773
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: get something. I'm gonna get you hard. They took care

774
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: of us. Pretty nice, and that'll be in sad. With

775
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: all the guests that we'd like to have on the show,

776
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: go there and give us a call on those tickets.

777
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: We'd like to do the High five, Jeff, with all

778
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: the guests that we have on our fun Fan. The

779
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: High five is five questions we'd like to ask you

780
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: and you just get to answer. Honestly, should have prepped

781
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: you on this? Okay, yeah, he's like she did? She did?

782
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: Howld you the first time you smoke cannabis? Cheff? And

783
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: where'd you get it from? Fourteen? And my sister fourteen?

784
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: Your sister? Where were you guys at? We were in

785
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: my backyard, My mom went, My mom and dad went

786
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: to Vegas and she's I'll look what I found in

787
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: dad's drawer. Nice. Question number two of the High five,

788
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: what is your favorite way to use or smoke cannabis?

789
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 1: It's got to be out of a bomb with ice

790
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: in it? Nice? I like that hit like that? And

791
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: why would you say that I can feel it still? Yeah,

792
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 1: that's cool. It's that cool? And then have you opens

793
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: up your lungs a little bit little bit? And then

794
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: how many times? Though? Because I'm the overdose guy that

795
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: just did it so many then it becomes horrible overdose

796
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: since I've been sober, because I gets sober because I

797
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: did it so many times that that coolness became raw,

798
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah right, you feel like like something basketball is

799
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: coming from the bottom of your stomach all the way

800
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: up and like you're stuck in the bottle of snowman's dick,

801
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: and then you throw it out like that was great,

802
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: and he liked it, and then how does that feel good?

803
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: And then I want to do that again? Question number

804
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: three of the high five. How stupid where we were

805
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 1: getting that high? Craziest place that you ever used cannabis

806
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: or smoke? Jeff on a plane going to Austin, I

807
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: kind of freaked out. I was like like, I just

808
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: like somebody like put acid in my drink and I

809
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: couldn't calm down. I just fucking winning. It's crazy when

810
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: your own homeboy Spiker drinks like that. On I got

811
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: caught in his black chick caught me the steward. It's

812
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: just like how you put the thing in my drink earlier,

813
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: and I'm so freaked out right now. It's not okay, okay,

814
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: she came. She came with air freshener in there and

815
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: she starts down. Yeah, so like on a plane. Hell yeah,

816
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: I literally literally Question number four of the High Five

817
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: with Jeff Garcia crazy, what does your favorite go to

818
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: munchy after you get high? Oh? Ship? Rice Crisp treats Chris,

819
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: you know those loves or just plane, the plane and

820
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: the block of death. You know what I'm saying, the

821
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: block of death. You know, I'm the guy I see

822
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: one somewhere. I don't like to get the bought ones

823
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: that we like that. I won't do the ones that

824
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: show packaged. I just feel like they're too But you

825
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: know what's funny, I'll buy them for the office. I'm

826
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: at a store and I see those in the store,

827
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: like a fresh one, like at the bakery apartment that baths,

828
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: and I see it like what I call in my

829
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: head too, I call it the block of death. So

830
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: I will Mr Grand Jeff Garcia. When I'm not talking

831
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: ship to my crowd or making funny jokes, I like

832
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: to have a rise. Grizpy treat as well, like Jeff.

833
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: Question number five with the High Five with Jeff Corci.

834
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: He's j G and I'm j G. If you could

835
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: smoke cannabis with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?

836
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: And why oh ship? I would love to smoke a

837
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: fucking blunt with Richard Pryor, one of them he was.

838
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: He was off as it was imagine him ship. He

839
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: smoked a little bit more than that blunt with Richard. Dude.

840
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: I loved watching and I grew up with my family

841
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: like we watched Richard in my house. It was like

842
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: everybody did well. I don't think everybody. I think hood families.

843
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: It's like a hood thing what I'm saying, But like

844
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: you got Richard Pryor. And then when Eddie Murphy came out,

845
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: it was like when that Delirious came out, it was

846
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: a it was a like super Bowl sound that they

847
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: tricked us with Van down that ship. After they got us,

848
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: that they got us, they were like, you guys are

849
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: watching too many minorities. Let's watch you some bandad yeah

850
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: or steven S Yes. Isn't it funny? What a leap

851
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: crop right now? You guys totally wanted were so true

852
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: that I felt I felt like Richard Pryor. And then

853
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: it was, uh, you know what I was doing there?

854
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: And even a nearly vanillly happens after that. I just

855
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: throw us off in the loop like a world, like

856
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: we went from that to that to that, Like those

857
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: are some steps of life that we really want nothing

858
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: because we had to deal with a bunch of other

859
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: ship to remember, Cindy Lapper came out, don't I like

860
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: a lot? I like to but it was still touched

861
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: for the first time. But you can't be a Mexican

862
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: bumping that ship just now. Well, there was like songs

863
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: in a movie that she had that I was like

864
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: so embarrassed to be acting like I watched it or whatever.

865
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: Like there was the White Girl Movies and I was like,

866
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: I love that movie and I like whatever it was

867
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: Cooney still crossed over your mom and your favorite movie together.

868
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: You know, I want to say, did I have nobody

869
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: my little disclaimer right here. I have nothing against homosexuals.

870
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: My favorite cousin is one. But I feel like such

871
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: a no fag because I watched like I had daughters

872
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: when I was going when I when I was married,

873
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: so I had watched like these old like girl movies

874
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: and still watch him to this day, and like the

875
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: Ice Princess is on, Oh my god, dude, if Sophia

876
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: not if. Sophia the first was just on my TV

877
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: the other day, and when I tell you, I was

878
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: not so happy. I was like perked up, Oh my god,

879
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: what it's a new one. I literally said to my

880
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: fucking wife, what she goes? And she looks when she

881
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: was what Beau? So she goes what I went? It's

882
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: a new one. Who fucking does that at fifty years

883
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 1: old about a cartoon that's about him? Sophia the first

884
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: princess that looks like you. Yes, that's what I'm trying

885
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: to say, Bro, me too, is my point. You're not alone?

886
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: Remember the right TV guy, Bro, I want to see

887
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: Matilda's on it? What's going on? It's funny, right, life

888
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: changes when we get older, like that with the kids

889
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: in those cartoons. I mean, have you guys ever caught

890
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: yourself like like literally at home now, you know, sitting

891
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: at the couch and like the A team or something

892
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: come on. You'll just go back to the eight and

893
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: just like sit there and watch. It's funny that you

894
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 1: say a team. But well, I won't go really TV

895
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: shows when I do, Like I wasn't a big fan

896
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: of Mask hate it, but I hated it, but it

897
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: was always on. I know, but my grandfather liked it

898
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: because he was in. Yeah, I didn't like but A

899
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: team was cool for me though. But it's funny how

900
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: both of you I agree with both of you. Was

901
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: always on. I didn't like it, but I watched it,

902
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: but I didn't like it, but it was always on.

903
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: It was always it was everything that both said. I

904
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: feel both my comment. That's what I'm saying. So that's

905
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: why we're friends. Funny, and that's why we're friends. Since

906
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: I had to go through the five questions, I'm gonna

907
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: ask you five questions. How is that fire away? Favorite

908
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal movie? Broh Steven Seagal was? Um? What was it?

909
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: What was it? I don't remember the name of it,

910
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: but I remember that there was damn hold on, hold on.

911
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: It was you're wasting time, Broka, hold on. It was

912
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: hard to kill? It was hard okay, hard to kill? Okay,

913
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: Joey joe What was Remember the Smurfs? Remember the Smurfs?

914
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah? What was what was the name of

915
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: Garden Mills? Cat La La la la la la la

916
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: La la la la la la la la la la

917
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: la smurf frock my Smurfs name is Larry and otherwise currly.

918
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: I had a little cat and it was kind of scary.

919
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: My nickname for the cat might have been. I weren't

920
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: gonna try to rhyme and remember, and I couldn't remember it,

921
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: but I don't remember this as real real and I

922
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: knew it, and I was gonna think I could pull

923
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: it out if I just started talking, and that's what

924
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: I did, and I couldn't pull it out, but I

925
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: knew the name. Okay, anybody smurf was a good one.

926
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: I love the Smurfs. Any celebrity you met that was

927
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: a dick to you, how about that? I got one?

928
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: I got one to go ahead? Your first Steve Harvey,

929
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: really brother Steve, Yeah, straight up. And it hurt me

930
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: so bad because I was so good. But you know,

931
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and I've said this is when I

932
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: met him, I looked. I looked like a cholo, you

933
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And I rolled up on him

934
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: kind of quick, like yo, what's up, Steve? And then

935
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: he was like, man, back up, and I was like

936
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and I kind of backed

937
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: up up. Yeah, but I just walked up like, what's

938
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: up like, you know, I was just kind of like, what, oh, boy,

939
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: dud when I walked up behind him, the basketball player

940
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: when we were smoking cigars in Newport, Oh, exactly what

941
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: exactly like that Dennis Denis Robin did that. Dennis was

942
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: slapping hands. I was slapping hands with Dennis, robbing, and

943
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: here comes Joe and he came up real quickly. He

944
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: pull the check on my back. But you understand, we

945
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: get afraid. No, I didn't know I was. I'm not

946
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 1: mad at it, but because me and Dennis were already

947
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: in a full conversation and then here comes Joe, and

948
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: Joe is not a sunderstudy. I understood. I felt like

949
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: he was deserved and he was like back up. He

950
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: wouldn't even take a in with you afterwards? Right here.

951
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't. I didn't ask you because he

952
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: got weird. I just felt like, yeah, he was like

953
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: me and he and Dennis were a good conversation. Joe

954
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: trying to wreck it is what happened? What about me?

955
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: He calling to you kid? He got all close to

956
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: him and he's like I didn't even spoke to guard. Yeah,

957
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm big, you get over here. Oh I

958
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: was so emotionally a wreck. I ruined the whole conversation,

959
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: and he didn't. He ruined the whole conversation that I

960
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: didn't really do that purpose, but I imagine like that guy,

961
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: I stomped his feet on the way like as he's

962
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: walking away and walked up from the inside the I

963
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: was inside, came outside, he came going. He came running

964
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: from So we were sposing pretty side, me and me

965
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: and Dennis robbing outside talking in a full conversation. Here

966
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 1: comes the other started the parking lot at that smells

967
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: like cracking weed, and I come running, dog, I come

968
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: running across the parking lot, all these dudes, right, and

969
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what else. Yeah, But I'm not saying he's

970
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: a dick. I said I was sex. My dick was

971
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: jay Z. So I'm a jay Z. At the OH,

972
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: at the UH, I was at the run. DMC was

973
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: getting the start at the Rocke Family was interviewing everybody there, right,

974
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: So then we're backstage and I'm backstage with everybody, and

975
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: there was everybody there and at the moment um, jay

976
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: Z was and I just talk to jay Z like,

977
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: fucking whatever, not your long agoto. He was there and

978
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 1: I was like, yeo, I want to get some audio

979
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: from from this run DMC. They want you to comment

980
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: on this here, okay, cool in a minute, and I'm like, man,

981
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: it like what you mean to me? You know what

982
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm doing here, I'm working, just like you're fucking here

983
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: work where I'm trying to put some guys. Let me

984
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: give him a minute. He didn't take a minute. He

985
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: never came back to do it, Joe. You know what,

986
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: you don't give me the minute when I when I'm

987
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: here to work. I know, bro, But like like you're

988
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: throwing this ship around like people don't have regular lives.

989
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: You know. You know what he did for you know

990
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: what he did. He he made a phone call and

991
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: he did respect it, and then he did then he

992
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: just went back to doing what he was doing. Let

993
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: me give me an eighteen seconds sound bite. Let me

994
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: tell you what happened to me, all right. I can't

995
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: go to Dodger Stadium no more. On opening day I

996
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: did it one day like eight nine years ago, and

997
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: I thought, you, Fernando, I'm sucking. No, they thought I

998
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: thought I was eat. Let me think what happened, right

999
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: is everybody's till getting everybody was fucked up on the

1000
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: wa and I'm like the Dodgers, it's opening day and

1001
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: the biggest dog find. And then and this guy they

1002
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: yranked my my jacket and he goes, jo, you was

1003
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: so bro took a picture. I'm like, a man, don't

1004
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: I'll take don't get don't hang on the starter home

1005
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: And then he looked at me and said he he's

1006
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: a dick's walk away. He's a dick. Like, I'm like,

1007
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm not a dick. You're getting my jacket, bro, Yeah,

1008
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: you're all drunk. Yeah, it's d ninety bucks. Yeah. And

1009
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: then people kept bothering me. When I left. I'm like,

1010
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: I can't go the opening day ever again. This is ship.

1011
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what what do you

1012
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: say that? Because here's the thing. When we go to

1013
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: like our cannabis advance and people come up to us

1014
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: and they start talking to you, they're like, hey man,

1015
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, you know, they're

1016
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: in a full on conversation because they feel like they

1017
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: know you. You know what I'm saying. So you're looking

1018
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: at him and you're like, oh cool. And then after

1019
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: they're done, you know, for the ten minutes that they're

1020
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: rambling off whatever they want to say. You're You're like, hey,

1021
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:29,959
Speaker 1: have we met, you know? And they're like, oh, Ship,

1022
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: well I don't really know you, you know. And then

1023
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: they remember because they forget when they come up to

1024
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: you that they don't know you. And that's what I've

1025
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: started to accept, I guess because it's kind of new

1026
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: for us, you know, I get you know what. You

1027
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: know what. The only thing I don't like about my job,

1028
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: this job is taking care of me. I'm the most

1029
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: blessed man in the world. I've been doing this since

1030
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: I was fifteen and never had a regular job. I

1031
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: never had to work at Costco. Somebody doing this ship forever.

1032
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: The only thing I don't like. You can't please everybody,

1033
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: and I understand that, but like, like, I've been doing

1034
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: YouTube on my my my YouTube channel is j G

1035
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: Comedy Underground. We talked about earlier, and so people will say,

1036
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: like the comment, well, as you see the same joke

1037
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: last thing, but you to understand what I'm filming. Somebody

1038
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: will d M and say, Hey, I'm going to your

1039
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: show in Phoenix tonight. Can you say that joke? My

1040
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: brother loves it. He's coming with me. You gotta do it.

1041
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: So I'm doing it to take care of somebody coming

1042
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: to a ticket. And then you're over there watching it

1043
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: for fucking free, and you want me to bitch, and

1044
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,240
Speaker 1: you're like, shut the exactly you'd be enough, so pleasing everybody.

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Speaker 1: Enough has always been a bob for ever, like in

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Speaker 1: the game. And if you got you, I mean you

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Speaker 1: least can playing on my ugging Netflix special hunt. How

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Speaker 1: long are you keeping me here? You told me it

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Speaker 1: was a twenty minute interview. You know what's funny, It's

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Speaker 1: great to have you on the show. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to mention anything else that you'd like to promote up

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Speaker 1: there to the world or just the YouTube channel j

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Speaker 1: G's Comedy Underground. If you don't know who I am,

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Speaker 1: checked me out. And for those who do you know,

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Speaker 1: you you've had you've heard about all the TV shows

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Speaker 1: and comedy things he's done. And once again, if we

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Speaker 1: got some free tickets for Ontario, and I look forward

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Speaker 1: to doing some stuff here with you, like Blue mentioned

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Speaker 1: wait in bro man, I'm a Well there it is, guys.

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Speaker 1: It's Cannabis Talk one on one, and thank you for

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Speaker 1: having me. I appreciate it. Hell yeah, thank you for

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Speaker 1: coming man. Well, there it is, guys's Cannabis Talk one.

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Speaker 1: I want to remember this. If no one else loves you,

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Speaker 1: we do. Yeah. Thank you for listening to Cannabis Talk

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