WEBVTT - What Qualifies as a Condiment?

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<v Speaker 1>Get your hands together and we're gonna start to party

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<v Speaker 1>and start part I'm ready to party.

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<v Speaker 2>See Elvis Duran After Party.

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<v Speaker 3>The After Party Podcast. So, uh, I got a call

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<v Speaker 3>here from Cindy. I don't know what the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the question is at all. Someone just said you got

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to Cindy. She needs your counsel.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hi Cindy, good mo morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hello lady. I'm glad you're here. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why you're here, but I'm glad you're here. So say

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<v Speaker 3>hi to everyone. Danielle's here and Froggy.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody, Nate Danielle really quick, Danielle, I was so Sary's

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<v Speaker 4>so sorry about your dat passing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 4>It does get easier. You need to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it does. It still miss him, but I

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<v Speaker 2>it definitely does.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow anyway, okay, yeah, So what is what is it

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<v Speaker 3>you need to help with here, Sinday, We're here to

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<v Speaker 3>help you.

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<v Speaker 4>So my husband made hamburgers for dinner the other night

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<v Speaker 4>and we had French fries with it and let us

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<v Speaker 4>on the side to put on the burgers, and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>could you make me a couple of onion rings, and

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<v Speaker 4>he goes, oh, you want onion rings? Who set a

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<v Speaker 4>French fries? I said, no, I just want a couple

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<v Speaker 4>to put on my burger. And my husband mumbles to

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<v Speaker 4>the dog and goes, she doesn't know that they don't

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<v Speaker 4>go on burgers. Okay, fine, so we eat dinn or

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<v Speaker 4>no problem, you know, yum yum yum. My bladder wakes

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<v Speaker 4>me up at like one am, and I start reliving

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<v Speaker 4>on conversation and I'm like, am I wrong by putting

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<v Speaker 4>onion rings on my burger? No? And then I asked myself,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, well, onion rings a condiment? Are they a food?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a condiment, right.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, because like when you go to a

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<v Speaker 5>diner and you get a cheeseburger deluxe, they would give

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<v Speaker 5>you like two onion rings with the tomatoes and the

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<v Speaker 5>lettuce on the side, But then you can order them

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<v Speaker 5>as an appetizer.

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<v Speaker 4>So which is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's whatever you want it to be. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want it to be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your first of all, you woke up in a

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<v Speaker 3>cold sweat at one a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Wondering if it's a condiment or a food.

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<v Speaker 4>Really well, my bladder will be.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I want your life if this is the worst

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<v Speaker 3>thing that happened to you. Okay, so your bladder woke

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<v Speaker 3>you up and you went before I go pee. I

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<v Speaker 3>need I need to roll through this.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to I need to debate this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, you know what it's. It's what you want

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<v Speaker 1>it to be. If you wanted to be a condiment,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a condiment.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want it on the side, like like a

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<v Speaker 3>pile of fries, it's a pod of fries.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't tell you what you need to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it back to it. My husband like kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like made me feel bad. I'm like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Is no, I'm going.

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<v Speaker 3>To say three or more it's a food, two or

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<v Speaker 3>less it's a condiment. Oh, why would you regulate the

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<v Speaker 3>number of your rings I put on my burger?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's fair.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but if I'm going to have them as a

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<v Speaker 3>side plate and I'm going to dip the moon sauces

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<v Speaker 3>and things, then I think that's can be.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where it's a food.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but I think it could turn into a condiment,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you could order it as a food and

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<v Speaker 2>then you take a couple and put them on top

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<v Speaker 2>of your burger, Then those become at this point, right,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the difference.

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<v Speaker 4>Between conversation needs alcohol?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Gandhi, Well let's ask this question. Is

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<v Speaker 1>alcoholic condiment or food?

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<v Speaker 4>Alcohol? His own food group?

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<v Speaker 1>What say you? I looked up what a condiment is

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<v Speaker 1>and it could just be a garnish. So if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just putting a couple onion rings on the burger, then

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it could be a condoment. Yeah, well does

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<v Speaker 1>it go the other way?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I get a bowl of relish and just eat

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<v Speaker 3>it by the spoonful of making a food?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I think a raw onion might be a condiment

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<v Speaker 3>or a topic, but not an onion r You're not

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<v Speaker 3>going to get onion rings at the Fixens bar.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I hate the word fixings. Yeah, but you put

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<v Speaker 1>it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your burger if you want so? Then why can't you?

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<v Speaker 1>You really? Are we talking about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I have another question? So if I if I have

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<v Speaker 2>a hot dog with sour krowd on the bun, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a condiment. But if I have a bowl of

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<v Speaker 2>sour crowd, which I tend to do, don't come to

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<v Speaker 2>my house.

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<v Speaker 1>That okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that technically then a food because I am eating

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<v Speaker 2>it as a separate entity.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all food. Well, hold on, Danielle.

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<v Speaker 3>If I put a piece of lettuce, yeah, and a

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<v Speaker 3>tomato on my hamburger, is that a salad?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the dumbest stupid conversation ever. Steal this from

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<v Speaker 3>the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. You could use this. You were making salads.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom is making salads and she looks at me

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<v Speaker 3>and she goes, you want fries on your salad?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, wait, huh.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's like a very eerie western Pennsylvania thing, and

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<v Speaker 3>I totally forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, you want fries on your salad? Right? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a thing people put on a salad. You

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<v Speaker 1>can put potatoes and soup, so fries on a salad. Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Can we reset the whole room here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is just stupid since we've never asked before. God,

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<v Speaker 1>he asked some dumb questions before, like this is a sauce?

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<v Speaker 1>What it was is a soup? Is a sup of sauce?

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<v Speaker 1>I never asked that question. I made a statement. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your statement? What's your statement. My statement was soup is

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<v Speaker 1>just sauce of stuff in it. No one agrees with that.

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<v Speaker 1>The old time you've been here. That is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most dumbest. That's the dumbest thing I've heard.

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<v Speaker 4>You said.

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<v Speaker 3>Most dumbest doesn't even counts ran after party