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Speaker 3: The After Party Podcast. So, uh, I got a call
Speaker 3: here from Cindy. I don't know what the end of
Speaker 3: the question is at all. Someone just said you got
Speaker 3: to talk to Cindy. She needs your counsel.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hi Cindy, good mo morning.
Speaker 4: Hello lady.
Speaker 3: Well, hello lady. I'm glad you're here. I don't know
Speaker 3: why you're here, but I'm glad you're here. So say
Speaker 3: hi to everyone. Danielle's here and Froggy.
Speaker 4: Everybody, Nate Danielle really quick, Danielle, I was so Sary's
Speaker 4: so sorry about your dat passing.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: It does get easier. You need to know that.
Speaker 2: I know it does. It still miss him, but I
Speaker 2: it definitely does.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow anyway, okay, yeah, So what is what is it
Speaker 3: you need to help with here, Sinday, We're here to
Speaker 3: help you.
Speaker 4: So my husband made hamburgers for dinner the other night
Speaker 4: and we had French fries with it and let us
Speaker 4: on the side to put on the burgers, and I said,
Speaker 4: could you make me a couple of onion rings, and
Speaker 4: he goes, oh, you want onion rings? Who set a
Speaker 4: French fries? I said, no, I just want a couple
Speaker 4: to put on my burger. And my husband mumbles to
Speaker 4: the dog and goes, she doesn't know that they don't
Speaker 4: go on burgers. Okay, fine, so we eat dinn or
Speaker 4: no problem, you know, yum yum yum. My bladder wakes
Speaker 4: me up at like one am, and I start reliving
Speaker 4: on conversation and I'm like, am I wrong by putting
Speaker 4: onion rings on my burger? No? And then I asked myself,
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, onion rings a condiment? Are they a food?
Speaker 1: It's a condiment, right.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because like when you go to a
Speaker 5: diner and you get a cheeseburger deluxe, they would give
Speaker 5: you like two onion rings with the tomatoes and the
Speaker 5: lettuce on the side, But then you can order them
Speaker 5: as an appetizer.
Speaker 4: So which is it?
Speaker 1: It's whatever you want it to be. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: whatever you want it to be.
Speaker 3: It's your first of all, you woke up in a
Speaker 3: cold sweat at one a m.
Speaker 1: Wondering if it's a condiment or a food.
Speaker 4: Really well, my bladder will be.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want your life if this is the worst
Speaker 3: thing that happened to you. Okay, so your bladder woke
Speaker 3: you up and you went before I go pee. I
Speaker 3: need I need to roll through this.
Speaker 4: I need to I need to debate this.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you know what it's. It's what you want
Speaker 1: it to be. If you wanted to be a condiment,
Speaker 1: it's a condiment.
Speaker 3: If you want it on the side, like like a
Speaker 3: pile of fries, it's a pod of fries.
Speaker 1: But don't tell you what you need to be.
Speaker 4: I thought it back to it. My husband like kind
Speaker 4: of like made me feel bad. I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: Is no, I'm going.
Speaker 3: To say three or more it's a food, two or
Speaker 3: less it's a condiment. Oh, why would you regulate the
Speaker 3: number of your rings I put on my burger?
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 3: Well, but if I'm going to have them as a
Speaker 3: side plate and I'm going to dip the moon sauces
Speaker 3: and things, then I think that's can be.
Speaker 1: That's where it's a food.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but I think it could turn into a condiment,
Speaker 2: like if you could order it as a food and
Speaker 2: then you take a couple and put them on top
Speaker 2: of your burger, Then those become at this point, right,
Speaker 2: what's the difference.
Speaker 4: Between conversation needs alcohol?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Gandhi, Well let's ask this question. Is
Speaker 1: alcoholic condiment or food?
Speaker 4: Alcohol? His own food group?
Speaker 1: What say you? I looked up what a condiment is
Speaker 1: and it could just be a garnish. So if you're
Speaker 1: just putting a couple onion rings on the burger, then
Speaker 1: I guess it could be a condoment. Yeah, well does
Speaker 1: it go the other way?
Speaker 3: Can I get a bowl of relish and just eat
Speaker 3: it by the spoonful of making a food?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I think a raw onion might be a condiment
Speaker 3: or a topic, but not an onion r You're not
Speaker 3: going to get onion rings at the Fixens bar.
Speaker 1: No, I hate the word fixings. Yeah, but you put
Speaker 1: it on.
Speaker 2: Your burger if you want so? Then why can't you?
Speaker 1: You really? Are we talking about this?
Speaker 2: I have another question? So if I if I have
Speaker 2: a hot dog with sour krowd on the bun, right,
Speaker 2: that's a condiment. But if I have a bowl of
Speaker 2: sour crowd, which I tend to do, don't come to
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 1: That okay?
Speaker 2: Is that technically then a food because I am eating
Speaker 2: it as a separate entity.
Speaker 1: It's all food. Well, hold on, Danielle.
Speaker 3: If I put a piece of lettuce, yeah, and a
Speaker 3: tomato on my hamburger, is that a salad?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is the dumbest stupid conversation ever. Steal this from
Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. You could use this. You were making salads.
Speaker 3: My mom is making salads and she looks at me
Speaker 3: and she goes, you want fries on your salad?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, huh.
Speaker 3: And that's like a very eerie western Pennsylvania thing, and
Speaker 3: I totally forgot about it.
Speaker 1: She goes, you want fries on your salad? Right? Wow?
Speaker 1: And that's a thing people put on a salad. You
Speaker 1: can put potatoes and soup, so fries on a salad. Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Can we reset the whole room here?
Speaker 1: This is just stupid since we've never asked before. God,
Speaker 1: he asked some dumb questions before, like this is a sauce?
Speaker 1: What it was is a soup? Is a sup of sauce?
Speaker 1: I never asked that question. I made a statement. What's
Speaker 1: your statement? What's your statement. My statement was soup is
Speaker 1: just sauce of stuff in it. No one agrees with that.
Speaker 1: The old time you've been here. That is one of
Speaker 1: the most dumbest. That's the dumbest thing I've heard.
Speaker 4: You said.
Speaker 3: Most dumbest doesn't even counts ran after party