WEBVTT - Are Your Lights On

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject check the subject out, guys, my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>and wife. That's a lot going on right there. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that in just a minute, but right now

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us? Nav? Are your lights on? Are

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<v Speaker 1>your lights on? Okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach us? Who's calling this? This? They call

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<v Speaker 1>me peple? I love. I think I actually live in

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<v Speaker 1>an apartment behind you. I think my my apartments are

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<v Speaker 1>up against each other for you. Are you in umu?

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<v Speaker 1>Who want to know? Actually I want to know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you. I got a little bit of a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually live in uh which is to the apartment

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<v Speaker 1>that that's our powers are back to back with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't even man, but you are all right? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's here's what's going on. It took me a long

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<v Speaker 1>time to figure this out. But when you come home

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<v Speaker 1>in the evening and you turn your life down, my

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<v Speaker 1>my oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>every out on my stove is on and burning hot?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that's because when I turned my

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<v Speaker 1>life home, I just I mean, I didn't figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>It just seemed like every time, I mean, I hear

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<v Speaker 1>you when you close your door, and every evening, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is my oven and my stove coming on? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees in there?

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<v Speaker 1>But I understove being on like that. Okay, did you

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<v Speaker 1>call maintenance for my understanding? I'm only listen. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get to me for a couple of days now,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not I'm asking you you're on mind to

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<v Speaker 1>not how you'll like song until they come get this pigs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you asking me not to turn on my lights

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<v Speaker 1>for three or four days, and you know, to sit

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark. Well, I'm just saying it's it's only

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be for a couple of days. I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of an inconvenience, but I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't be over here in the house. You know, death

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<v Speaker 1>about to burn down. Are you listening to what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 1>You're asking me to sit in the dark. You know

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<v Speaker 1>I got a baby. I can't sit in the dark, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you'll have any camels or something y'all can

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<v Speaker 1>work with or something like that. Um, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>give my baby food milk. I mean, really, you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to sit in the dark and you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>me to turn anything on. You know, I gotta feed

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<v Speaker 1>my baby. I understand, and and and and much respect

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<v Speaker 1>to you and your child, much respect. But what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to explain to you is, I mean, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to look at the big hazard here. The bigger hazard

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<v Speaker 1>is is that I'm over here with fire on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, where are you getting this wee from?

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<v Speaker 1>How am I involved in your situation? I Am not

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<v Speaker 1>one that's going on in yours is patched in some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of way to my oven and stole? Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>I still I don't have anything to do with that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you need to call management whatever. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have anything any of that. And I want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you know when I get home and turn

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<v Speaker 1>on my lights? I mean, like, are you looking at

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<v Speaker 1>my window or something? Are you a peeping tones? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I need to call nine one one? You don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to call nobody on me? Now? What we need to

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<v Speaker 1>get somebody over here and fix this over in the stove.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we got to get done. But until the end,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you can't turn them lights on. Oh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>turning on my life. I mean, I know you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>trying to regulate what I do in my house. For listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you just like this here, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need you to keep them lights off until meeting this

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<v Speaker 1>get over here in two days. Now. If if I

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<v Speaker 1>see this stove come on and all these eyes on

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<v Speaker 1>this on this stove come on that, I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>over there and we're gonna have directify the problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot have just coming on threatening me. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not no, I'm not no, I am not. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you not to turn the lights. That's what I'm asking

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<v Speaker 1>you to do. Well, I can't sit in the dark

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna turn on my lights. So you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to deal with it. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to deal with it. You're gonna have to actually

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<v Speaker 1>turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>someone you can go stay to me? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere you can go stay. I'm not leaving my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a problem. You and the one with

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. I'm not going to leave here and then

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<v Speaker 1>you turn it on, and then and then you come

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<v Speaker 1>over here and knock on my door. You think you

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<v Speaker 1>see firing your soul. You're gonna see some five and

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<v Speaker 1>show you some five. Okay, listen, I'm trying with as

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<v Speaker 1>calmly as I can, trying to work with me calmly.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me what to do and run my household. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not gonna work with me, then that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do. But I already found out where the

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<v Speaker 1>breaker is. I just go and turn all the power

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't have your power it. Wait a minute, what, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't turn my break off? Are you crazy? I

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<v Speaker 1>got to do what I got to do. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>start no fire? Right? Don't you get my phone? Nut?

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I mean, how you know my name? My number? Artist?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what about to come home? And he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put the foot up you. I don't care if he

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<v Speaker 1>put your in the of it and we set you

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<v Speaker 1>on fire. What you're talking about, You're gonna damn turn

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<v Speaker 1>the break off? Let me. I'm trying to kill me

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<v Speaker 1>and prevent a fire for the whole complex, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>up in there trying to commit Uh, this is like

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<v Speaker 1>arsen for you to turn that on. I don't give you,

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<v Speaker 1>don't want. You already got a problem, so I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna add fuel to the fire. You called me, and again,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know how you got my num. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nothing the city and go on. This little small

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<v Speaker 1>t is that we got a problem with your switch

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<v Speaker 1>when you turn it on, A problem got on the stove.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is about to be a bigger problem when

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<v Speaker 1>my man come over there and put a foot up

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<v Speaker 1>your I don't know who you think you with, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's about to be on. I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 1>got my number, but you called the wrong today. Okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one saying else I need to say. You listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening? You ain't saying I wanted here to day?

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<v Speaker 1>You're calling me? What's nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you wait a minute? Hold up? This is who this

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<v Speaker 1>is nephew? Time me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your husband got me the prank phone call? You Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? For real? I don't believe it. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you are. I know I was ready to put

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<v Speaker 1>a foot up in somebody. I don't believe I just

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<v Speaker 1>got pumped like this. Okay, I gotta ask you one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. What is the baddest I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvard Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it? Come on, come on, come on, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what though. I'll tell you what though. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't call it wrong house today. As soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>tell my man, he's gonna come with and put his

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<v Speaker 1>foot straight off in yo, straight off in it. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got to call the right house today. This is I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give up. People care about that oven, none of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, hold on? What is this? We

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<v Speaker 1>got a problem? What where'd that come from? It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as my man get home, you're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>who you think. I ain't gonna argue with you, but

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<v Speaker 1>I got somebody here gonna come straight over there. I

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<v Speaker 1>know who I'm married to. That's always good when you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're married to somebody in. Yes, I heard Margie

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<v Speaker 1>tell somebody one time. I can't tell this to my hut.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's what else? What else you got I can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell this to him. Go ahead, Tommy, hell, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>let him know where stupid is going on. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>stupid is moving around the country. That's a comedy show on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Stupid on tour. Okay, that's Jacksonville, Florida, November twelve

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<v Speaker 1>and thirteenth, Friday and Saturday night. The Nephew is coming

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<v Speaker 1>to town. That is the Ramona Pavilion ball Room, day

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio is November the twentieth at the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew, that's Nephew, Timmy and friends coming there to

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<v Speaker 1>stand and act a dog on food. I ain't never

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<v Speaker 1>been to date, but I promise you when I leave,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like that boy. There's a damn fool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to act a damn food and dating as

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<v Speaker 1>well as Jacksonville, Florida. Tickets on old Seal rent nap.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid man, it's been Jacksonville, Florida. I told you at

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<v Speaker 1>the Ramona Pavilion Ballroom No. November. Then we go to dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we go to data. Yes, sir, they know. November

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<v Speaker 1>the twentieth. That's the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center. Yes Field

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<v Speaker 1>boards up and everything. Tommy, what thank you? Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the Strawberry Letters subject my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend and wife.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.