Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 1: subject check the subject out, guys, my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend
Speaker 1: and wife. That's a lot going on right there. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that in just a minute, but right now
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us? Nav? Are your lights on? Are
Speaker 1: your lights on? Okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, is I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach us? Who's calling this? This? They call
Speaker 1: me peple? I love. I think I actually live in
Speaker 1: an apartment behind you. I think my my apartments are
Speaker 1: up against each other for you. Are you in umu?
Speaker 1: Who want to know? Actually I want to know. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you. I got a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 1: I actually live in uh which is to the apartment
Speaker 1: that that's our powers are back to back with each other.
Speaker 1: And I don't even man, but you are all right? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's what's going on. It took me a long
Speaker 1: time to figure this out. But when you come home
Speaker 1: in the evening and you turn your life down, my
Speaker 1: my oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about
Speaker 1: every out on my stove is on and burning hot?
Speaker 1: How do you know that's because when I turned my
Speaker 1: life home, I just I mean, I didn't figure that out.
Speaker 1: It just seemed like every time, I mean, I hear
Speaker 1: you when you close your door, and every evening, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why is my oven and my stove coming on? And
Speaker 1: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees in there?
Speaker 1: But I understove being on like that. Okay, did you
Speaker 1: call maintenance for my understanding? I'm only listen. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
Speaker 1: so I'm not I'm asking you you're on mind to
Speaker 1: not how you'll like song until they come get this pigs. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you asking me not to turn on my lights
Speaker 1: for three or four days, and you know, to sit
Speaker 1: in the dark. Well, I'm just saying it's it's only
Speaker 1: gonna be for a couple of days. I know it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of an inconvenience, but I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't be over here in the house. You know, death
Speaker 1: about to burn down. Are you listening to what you're saying?
Speaker 1: You're asking me to sit in the dark. You know
Speaker 1: I got a baby. I can't sit in the dark, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean you'll have any camels or something y'all can
Speaker 1: work with or something like that. Um, I have to
Speaker 1: give my baby food milk. I mean, really, you want
Speaker 1: me to sit in the dark and you don't want
Speaker 1: me to turn anything on. You know, I gotta feed
Speaker 1: my baby. I understand, and and and and much respect
Speaker 1: to you and your child, much respect. But what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is, I mean, we have
Speaker 1: to look at the big hazard here. The bigger hazard
Speaker 1: is is that I'm over here with fire on. Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, where are you getting this wee from?
Speaker 1: How am I involved in your situation? I Am not
Speaker 1: one that's going on in yours is patched in some
Speaker 1: kind of way to my oven and stole? Okay, but
Speaker 1: I still I don't have anything to do with that.
Speaker 1: You know, you need to call management whatever. But I
Speaker 1: don't have anything any of that. And I want to know,
Speaker 1: how do you know when I get home and turn
Speaker 1: on my lights? I mean, like, are you looking at
Speaker 1: my window or something? Are you a peeping tones? Do
Speaker 1: I need to call nine one one? You don't need
Speaker 1: to call nobody on me? Now? What we need to
Speaker 1: get somebody over here and fix this over in the stove.
Speaker 1: That's what we got to get done. But until the end,
Speaker 1: right now, you can't turn them lights on. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: turning on my life. I mean, I know you ain't
Speaker 1: trying to regulate what I do in my house. For listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you just like this here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need you to keep them lights off until meeting this
Speaker 1: get over here in two days. Now. If if I
Speaker 1: see this stove come on and all these eyes on
Speaker 1: this on this stove come on that, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: over there and we're gonna have directify the problem. But
Speaker 1: I cannot have just coming on threatening me. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: not no, I'm not no, I am not. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you not to turn the lights. That's what I'm asking
Speaker 1: you to do. Well, I can't sit in the dark
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna turn on my lights. So you know
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to deal with it. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to deal with it. You're gonna have to actually
Speaker 1: turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you have
Speaker 1: someone you can go stay to me? Do you have
Speaker 1: somewhere you can go stay. I'm not leaving my house.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem. You and the one with
Speaker 1: the problem. I'm not going to leave here and then
Speaker 1: you turn it on, and then and then you come
Speaker 1: over here and knock on my door. You think you
Speaker 1: see firing your soul. You're gonna see some five and
Speaker 1: show you some five. Okay, listen, I'm trying with as
Speaker 1: calmly as I can, trying to work with me calmly.
Speaker 1: The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
Speaker 1: to tell me what to do and run my household. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna work with me, then that's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. But I already found out where the
Speaker 1: breaker is. I just go and turn all the power
Speaker 1: so you don't have your power it. Wait a minute, what, No,
Speaker 1: you can't turn my break off? Are you crazy? I
Speaker 1: got to do what I got to do. I can't
Speaker 1: start no fire? Right? Don't you get my phone? Nut?
Speaker 1: But anyway, I mean, how you know my name? My number? Artist?
Speaker 1: You know what about to come home? And he's gonna
Speaker 1: put the foot up you. I don't care if he
Speaker 1: put your in the of it and we set you
Speaker 1: on fire. What you're talking about, You're gonna damn turn
Speaker 1: the break off? Let me. I'm trying to kill me
Speaker 1: and prevent a fire for the whole complex, and you're
Speaker 1: up in there trying to commit Uh, this is like
Speaker 1: arsen for you to turn that on. I don't give you,
Speaker 1: don't want. You already got a problem, so I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna add fuel to the fire. You called me, and again,
Speaker 1: I want to know how you got my num. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm nothing the city and go on. This little small
Speaker 1: t is that we got a problem with your switch
Speaker 1: when you turn it on, A problem got on the stove.
Speaker 1: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
Speaker 1: my man come over there and put a foot up
Speaker 1: your I don't know who you think you with, but
Speaker 1: it's about to be on. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: got my number, but you called the wrong today. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I got one saying else I need to say. You listen,
Speaker 1: you got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.
Speaker 1: Are you listening? You ain't saying I wanted here to day?
Speaker 1: You're calling me? What's nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband? Are
Speaker 1: you wait a minute? Hold up? This is who this
Speaker 1: is nephew? Time me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your husband got me the prank phone call? You Are
Speaker 1: you serious? For real? I don't believe it. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you are. I know I was ready to put
Speaker 1: a foot up in somebody. I don't believe I just
Speaker 1: got pumped like this. Okay, I gotta ask you one
Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You got it? Come on, come on, come on, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what though. I'll tell you what though. You
Speaker 1: don't call it wrong house today. As soon as I
Speaker 1: tell my man, he's gonna come with and put his
Speaker 1: foot straight off in yo, straight off in it. You've
Speaker 1: got to call the right house today. This is I
Speaker 1: don't give up. People care about that oven, none of that.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on? What is this? We
Speaker 1: got a problem? What where'd that come from? It's okay.
Speaker 1: As soon as my man get home, you're gonna call
Speaker 1: who you think. I ain't gonna argue with you, but
Speaker 1: I got somebody here gonna come straight over there. I
Speaker 1: know who I'm married to. That's always good when you
Speaker 1: know you're married to somebody in. Yes, I heard Margie
Speaker 1: tell somebody one time. I can't tell this to my hut.
Speaker 1: So let's what else? What else you got I can't
Speaker 1: tell this to him. Go ahead, Tommy, hell, I gotta
Speaker 1: let him know where stupid is going on. You know,
Speaker 1: stupid is moving around the country. That's a comedy show on.
Speaker 1: That's Stupid on tour. Okay, that's Jacksonville, Florida, November twelve
Speaker 1: and thirteenth, Friday and Saturday night. The Nephew is coming
Speaker 1: to town. That is the Ramona Pavilion ball Room, day
Speaker 1: Ohio is November the twentieth at the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center.
Speaker 1: The Nephew, that's Nephew, Timmy and friends coming there to
Speaker 1: stand and act a dog on food. I ain't never
Speaker 1: been to date, but I promise you when I leave,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like that boy. There's a damn fool.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to act a damn food and dating as
Speaker 1: well as Jacksonville, Florida. Tickets on old Seal rent nap.
Speaker 1: Stupid man, it's been Jacksonville, Florida. I told you at
Speaker 1: the Ramona Pavilion Ballroom No. November. Then we go to dating.
Speaker 1: Then we go to data. Yes, sir, they know. November
Speaker 1: the twentieth. That's the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center. Yes Field
Speaker 1: boards up and everything. Tommy, what thank you? Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letters subject my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend and wife.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.