1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: subject check the subject out, guys, my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: and wife. That's a lot going on right there. We'll 5 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: get into that in just a minute, but right now 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,799 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: you got for us? Nav? Are your lights on? Are 8 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: your lights on? Okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, is I'm 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: trying to reach us? Who's calling this? This? They call 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: me peple? I love. I think I actually live in 11 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:48,599 Speaker 1: an apartment behind you. I think my my apartments are 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: up against each other for you. Are you in umu? 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: Who want to know? Actually I want to know. I'm 14 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: calling you. I got a little bit of a problem. 15 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: I actually live in uh which is to the apartment 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: that that's our powers are back to back with each other. 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: And I don't even man, but you are all right? Yes, okay, 18 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: here's here's what's going on. It took me a long 19 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: time to figure this out. But when you come home 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: in the evening and you turn your life down, my 21 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: my oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about 22 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: every out on my stove is on and burning hot? 23 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: How do you know that's because when I turned my 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: life home, I just I mean, I didn't figure that out. 25 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: It just seemed like every time, I mean, I hear 26 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: you when you close your door, and every evening, I'm like, 27 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: why is my oven and my stove coming on? And 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees in there? 29 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: But I understove being on like that. Okay, did you 30 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: call maintenance for my understanding? I'm only listen. They're not 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: gonna get to me for a couple of days now, 32 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: so I'm not I'm asking you you're on mind to 33 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: not how you'll like song until they come get this pigs. Okay, 34 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: So you asking me not to turn on my lights 35 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: for three or four days, and you know, to sit 36 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: in the dark. Well, I'm just saying it's it's only 37 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: gonna be for a couple of days. I know it's 38 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: a little bit of an inconvenience, but I mean, I 39 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: can't be over here in the house. You know, death 40 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: about to burn down. Are you listening to what you're saying? 41 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: You're asking me to sit in the dark. You know 42 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: I got a baby. I can't sit in the dark, Okay. 43 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: I mean you'll have any camels or something y'all can 44 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: work with or something like that. Um, I have to 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: give my baby food milk. I mean, really, you want 46 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: me to sit in the dark and you don't want 47 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: me to turn anything on. You know, I gotta feed 48 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: my baby. I understand, and and and and much respect 49 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: to you and your child, much respect. But what I'm 50 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is, I mean, we have 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: to look at the big hazard here. The bigger hazard 52 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: is is that I'm over here with fire on. Okay, 53 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: First of all, where are you getting this wee from? 54 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 1: How am I involved in your situation? I Am not 55 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: one that's going on in yours is patched in some 56 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 1: kind of way to my oven and stole? Okay, but 57 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 1: I still I don't have anything to do with that. 58 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: You know, you need to call management whatever. But I 59 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: don't have anything any of that. And I want to know, 60 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: how do you know when I get home and turn 61 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: on my lights? I mean, like, are you looking at 62 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: my window or something? Are you a peeping tones? Do 63 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: I need to call nine one one? You don't need 64 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: to call nobody on me? Now? What we need to 65 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: get somebody over here and fix this over in the stove. 66 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: That's what we got to get done. But until the end, 67 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: right now, you can't turn them lights on. Oh I'm 68 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: turning on my life. I mean, I know you ain't 69 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: trying to regulate what I do in my house. For listen, 70 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you just like this here, I'm gonna 71 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: need you to keep them lights off until meeting this 72 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: get over here in two days. Now. If if I 73 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: see this stove come on and all these eyes on 74 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: this on this stove come on that, I'm gonna come 75 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: over there and we're gonna have directify the problem. But 76 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: I cannot have just coming on threatening me. Now, I'm 77 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: not no, I'm not no, I am not. I'm telling 78 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: you not to turn the lights. That's what I'm asking 79 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: you to do. Well, I can't sit in the dark 80 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna turn on my lights. So you know 81 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to deal with it. No, I'm not 82 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: going to deal with it. You're gonna have to actually 83 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you have 84 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: someone you can go stay to me? Do you have 85 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 1: somewhere you can go stay. I'm not leaving my house. 86 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 1: I don't have a problem. You and the one with 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: the problem. I'm not going to leave here and then 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: you turn it on, and then and then you come 89 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: over here and knock on my door. You think you 90 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: see firing your soul. You're gonna see some five and 91 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: show you some five. Okay, listen, I'm trying with as 92 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 1: calmly as I can, trying to work with me calmly. 93 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying 94 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,239 Speaker 1: to tell me what to do and run my household. Okay, 95 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: if you're not gonna work with me, then that's what 96 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. But I already found out where the 97 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: breaker is. I just go and turn all the power 98 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 1: so you don't have your power it. Wait a minute, what, No, 99 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: you can't turn my break off? Are you crazy? I 100 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: got to do what I got to do. I can't 101 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: start no fire? Right? Don't you get my phone? Nut? 102 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: But anyway, I mean, how you know my name? My number? Artist? 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: You know what about to come home? And he's gonna 104 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: put the foot up you. I don't care if he 105 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: put your in the of it and we set you 106 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: on fire. What you're talking about, You're gonna damn turn 107 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 1: the break off? Let me. I'm trying to kill me 108 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,039 Speaker 1: and prevent a fire for the whole complex, and you're 109 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: up in there trying to commit Uh, this is like 110 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: arsen for you to turn that on. I don't give you, 111 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: don't want. You already got a problem, so I'm just 112 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,359 Speaker 1: gonna add fuel to the fire. You called me, and again, 113 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: I want to know how you got my num. Look, 114 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 1: I'm nothing the city and go on. This little small 115 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 1: t is that we got a problem with your switch 116 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: when you turn it on, A problem got on the stove. 117 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when 118 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: my man come over there and put a foot up 119 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: your I don't know who you think you with, but 120 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: it's about to be on. I don't know how you 121 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: got my number, but you called the wrong today. Okay, fine, 122 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: I got one saying else I need to say. You listen, 123 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: you got to say because I'm tired of listening to you. 124 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: Are you listening? You ain't saying I wanted here to day? 125 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 1: You're calling me? What's nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey 126 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband? Are 127 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: you wait a minute? Hold up? This is who this 128 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: is nephew? Time me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 129 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: Your husband got me the prank phone call? You Are 130 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: you serious? For real? I don't believe it. I can't 131 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: believe you are. I know I was ready to put 132 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: a foot up in somebody. I don't believe I just 133 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 1: got pumped like this. Okay, I gotta ask you one 134 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,359 Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest I'm talking about the 135 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvard Morning Show. 136 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 1: You got it? Come on, come on, come on, I'll 137 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: tell you what though. I'll tell you what though. You 138 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,719 Speaker 1: don't call it wrong house today. As soon as I 139 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: tell my man, he's gonna come with and put his 140 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: foot straight off in yo, straight off in it. You've 141 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: got to call the right house today. This is I 142 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: don't give up. People care about that oven, none of that. 143 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on? What is this? We 144 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: got a problem? What where'd that come from? It's okay. 145 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: As soon as my man get home, you're gonna call 146 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: who you think. I ain't gonna argue with you, but 147 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: I got somebody here gonna come straight over there. I 148 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: know who I'm married to. That's always good when you 149 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: know you're married to somebody in. Yes, I heard Margie 150 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: tell somebody one time. I can't tell this to my hut. 151 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: So let's what else? What else you got I can't 152 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: tell this to him. Go ahead, Tommy, hell, I gotta 153 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 1: let him know where stupid is going on. You know, 154 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: stupid is moving around the country. That's a comedy show on. 155 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: That's Stupid on tour. Okay, that's Jacksonville, Florida, November twelve 156 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: and thirteenth, Friday and Saturday night. The Nephew is coming 157 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: to town. That is the Ramona Pavilion ball Room, day 158 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: Ohio is November the twentieth at the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center. 159 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: The Nephew, that's Nephew, Timmy and friends coming there to 160 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: stand and act a dog on food. I ain't never 161 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: been to date, but I promise you when I leave, 162 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna be like that boy. There's a damn fool. 163 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm coming to act a damn food and dating as 164 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: well as Jacksonville, Florida. Tickets on old Seal rent nap. 165 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: Stupid man, it's been Jacksonville, Florida. I told you at 166 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 1: the Ramona Pavilion Ballroom No. November. Then we go to dating. 167 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: Then we go to data. Yes, sir, they know. November 168 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: the twentieth. That's the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center. Yes Field 169 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: boards up and everything. Tommy, what thank you? Coming up next, 170 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letters subject my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend and wife. 171 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:13,280 Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. 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