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Speaker 1: It's another jewel. I Hi is this Vanessa? Yes, hey Vanessa,

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Speaker 1: my name is Colby. Aaron told me to call you

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Speaker 1: about a job opening that you have available. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she mentioned you. How are you well kind of desperate?

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Speaker 1: Actually I don't really. I don't really have a lot

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Speaker 1: of money right now because the whole job thing, um

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Speaker 1: late on my rent and my car payment is two

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Speaker 1: months overdue. Okay, Um, that's definitely more than I expected

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Speaker 1: to hear. Um. Well, I mean I want to let

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Speaker 1: you know right off the bat, I'm an honest guy.

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Speaker 1: It's the number one reason you should hire me. I'm honest.

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Speaker 1: A lot of my friends I'm honest almost to a fault,

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Speaker 1: you know. They call me mister Honesty. So I can

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Speaker 1: see that I like to tell the truth. Great. Um, Well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Well,

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Speaker 1: I procrastinate a lot. I'm a big procrastinate. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: think that that has caused problems for you at work,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably procrastinate a lot more than the normal person.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I was supposed to call you a few

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Speaker 1: days ago, but I didn't even get around to it

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Speaker 1: until now, and for no good reason. I was just

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Speaker 1: watching TV for like three days. Yes, you're definitely honest

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Speaker 1: to a fault. You ask me anything and I'll give

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Speaker 1: you an honest answer. That's my motto in life. That's

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Speaker 1: how I live, you know. Okay, are you familiar with

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Speaker 1: this job? What kind of experience do you have to

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Speaker 1: be honest? I was actually just hoping you'd hire me

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Speaker 1: and then i'd work for about a month and then

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Speaker 1: quit for a better job if I could find one.

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Speaker 1: If not, I'll stick around for a little while longer.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What. Yeah, I was just saying, I really

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Speaker 1: hope that I could convince you to give me this job,

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Speaker 1: and then I plan on working there until I can

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Speaker 1: find a better job. But I just need something for

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Speaker 1: right now. Do you ever get hired after telling somebody that, oh,

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Speaker 1: I've had quite a few jobs and you told them

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Speaker 1: that you were only going to be there until you

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Speaker 1: found a better job. No, no, No, your job is

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Speaker 1: kind of crappy. There are other jobs that were good

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Speaker 1: where I wanted to stick around for a while. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you said my job is crappy. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: not like a job you would want to do for

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Speaker 1: a long time, you know. I mean not if you

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Speaker 1: had any ambition in life. Okay, well, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be honest with you now. You see like a hole,

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Speaker 1: and I think you needed to call me a name there. Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd have to try to apply for

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Speaker 1: a job that you didn't want to apply for. So

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Speaker 1: you're wasting my time. No, you're not understanding. I want

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Speaker 1: to apply. I just don't want to have a crappy

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Speaker 1: job working for you for that long right. No, you're

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Speaker 1: not understanding. You have pretty much killed any chance of

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Speaker 1: you getting hired at all. Well why is that? Because

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Speaker 1: you're being Are you kidding me right now? Have you

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Speaker 1: ever gone to an interview like this and gotten a job?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that

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Speaker 1: you picked up the phone. I could tell you sounded

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Speaker 1: like an impatient, hard ass. So I'm sorry, an impatient

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Speaker 1: hard ass. I am am biting my tongue since the

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Speaker 1: first thing that came out of your mouth. See, that's

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Speaker 1: the problem. You bite your tongue and you get frustrated.

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Speaker 1: That's why you need to be more honest like me. No,

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Speaker 1: the problem is that there are people out there that

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Speaker 1: actually want jobs, and you are wasting my time when

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Speaker 1: there's somebody else I could be talking to that might

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Speaker 1: be actually worth my time. I gotta be honest with

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Speaker 1: you about something. Well, go ahead, You've been honest with

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Speaker 1: everything else, so the time. Make that hears something interesting

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Speaker 1: that might come out of your mouth. Anybody ever told

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Speaker 1: you how greating your voice is? Okay? Why are we

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Speaker 1: still talking? Is there anything I need to help you with?

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Speaker 1: Because otherwise we're done here? Yeah? I thought I was

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Speaker 1: interviewing for a job. Still, No, you're not doing interviewing

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Speaker 1: for a job. You're done. There's no job here for you. Listen, Vanessa,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're holding back. I need you to

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Speaker 1: be honest with me because I'm all about honesty and trust.

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Speaker 1: Here are you mad at me? Do you not like me?

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Speaker 1: What did I do? Okay? Okay, I understand, you're just

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Speaker 1: you're with me right now? Right? No? Are you with me? No? Enough?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You called me? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I want to work for you. I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, No, you don't understand. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to work for me. You are not hired.

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Speaker 1: You're just here. I am making the toys you just

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Speaker 1: flipped out, and I don't want to work for somebody

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Speaker 1: that will do that. I'm I'm just gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: with you, and you don't sound like you would be

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Speaker 1: fun to work with because you're just no. I can't.

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Speaker 1: This can't even be real right now, are you? You

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Speaker 1: started off so nice and then now you're yelling at me,

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Speaker 1: like I say, like you're trying to switch this on

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Speaker 1: me and make me feel like I'm being crazy or

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Speaker 1: insane or unreasonable. But you you are the one that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're a whole and you're just you're just trying to

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Speaker 1: with me right now. Finally, I'm just gonna be honest

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Speaker 1: with you real quick and tell you it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What it's a joke? Then? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel and morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you? Kidding me? Who told you to do this?

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Speaker 1: Your co worker errand set you up? She just called

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Speaker 1: you to call me to piss me off. Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: She says that you don't have any patience for rude people.

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Speaker 1: Wanted me to screw with you. Yeah, I also don't

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Speaker 1: have any patience for bulls. Phone calls noted you have

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Speaker 1: a good day, then okay, yeah, thanks, I'm just being honest.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Wake up every morning with Jubal phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five