1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: I just got my brother's DNA results and he's not 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: biologically related to anyone in my family context. I am 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old woman, my brother is twenty. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: We were born in Venezuela, but our parents are one 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: hundred percent Gaelican Galician. Oh there is an eye in there. Yeah, 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 1: they are spelled almost identical. 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 2: Don't laugh that art. 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: And we have lived in Spain for almost eighteen years now. 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: We moved when I was nine and he was about two. 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: By the way, this story comes from user big Pensamientos 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: on the r slash Okay story time soubred it. So. 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I took my test almost a year ago and was obsessed. 13 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: I loved all the information it gave me. I persuaded 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: my mom and my first cousin, my dad's brother's daughter, 15 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: to also take it months ago, and she's talking about 16 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: the DNA test. I wasn't able to convince my dad, 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: but I finally managed to convince my brother to take it. 18 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: He doesn't care about this kind of stuff much, so 19 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: I promised I'd manage it for him, and when I 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: got the results, I'd do a reveal for him, kind 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: of like a big gender reveal. You know for babies, 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: but this time it's for our genetic code. 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 3: Figuring out your gender. 24 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, live genome reveal. Oh my gosh. 25 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: Well, I got the results on Tuesday, and I haven't 26 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: been able to tell anyone the results. I've talked with 27 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: Ancestry customer support and they told me the results are 28 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: right and it is the correct person, but that they're 29 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 1: looking into it anyway. Basically, my brother doesn't appear in 30 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: my matches and in my brother's matches. I don't show up, 31 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: and neither does my mom, and neither does my cousin 32 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: from my dad's side. In his matches, I only see 33 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: people I've never heard of. None of my matches show. 34 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 2: Up in his. 35 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: His ethnicities are different too. My mom has sixty percent Portuguese, 36 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: for example, I got forty percent Portuguese. I think my 37 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: dad has a bit too, and that's why I got 38 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: more than thirty. My brother doesn't have any Portuguese at all. 39 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: Another super weird thing. He has forty four percent Indigenous Americas, 40 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: Colombia and Venezuela. My mom doesn't have that. I don't 41 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: have that. My cousin on my dad's side doesn't have that. 42 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: Another thing, my brother is twelve percent Southern Italian. I 43 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: don't have any Italian in neither do my mom and 44 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: my cousin. I'm freaking out because it's not like my 45 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: mom cheated, because then at least he'd be my half 46 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: brother and related. 47 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 2: To my Yeah. 48 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 3: No, it's just like where did he come from? 49 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: Oh, well, he can't be adopted. I was six when 50 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: my mom was pregnant with him. I remember all of it. 51 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: I remember them telling me she was pregnant and that 52 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: i'd have a baby brother. I remember hospital visits. I 53 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: even remember when he was born. When I held him 54 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: for the first time in the hospital, he was so tiny. 55 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 3: I think it's a switched at birth. That's my conspiracy 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 3: stick birth. 57 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 2: Could they have done an egg and sperm donation thing? 58 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: Does that even happen in Venezuela in two thousand and four? 59 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 2: I am one hundred percent sure. 60 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: I am biologically related to my parents, so I know 61 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: they aren't infertile where they maybe just not infertile when. 62 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 2: They conceived me. 63 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: Could simply ancestry have lied to me and gotten the 64 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: wrong person? I am so confused. Has this happened to 65 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: anyone before? I am scared of asking him to try 66 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: another DNA company because I I don't want him to 67 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: ask why. I am scared of telling my parents in 68 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 1: case I reveal some huge secret. But my mom seemed 69 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: normal when she knew my brother took a test. I 70 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: don't know what steps to take moving forward. 71 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 2: Let's just get into this edit. 72 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna address some of the comments here. One, he 73 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: has never had bone marrow surgery, which I guess that 74 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: is an important thing to ask, because if you get 75 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: bone marrow surgery, it can change your DNA. Most people 76 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: have asked if my brother looks different from my parents 77 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: and me. This is something I never questioned because I 78 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: had no reason to. But my brother has darker skin 79 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: than us. It is darker, but not enough to ever 80 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: think that he wasn't biologically related to us. His nose 81 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: certainly is different, and so is his mouth. He's shorter 82 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: than my dad and me, but taller than my mom. 83 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: He is the shorter guy in our family. But I 84 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: think he's still growing. That's a nice thing to put. Yeah, 85 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: he's still gross, sure, but he's still growing great. Hair 86 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: texture and hair color is very similar to all of 87 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: us curly and brown hair, though his hair is darker 88 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: ours is much lighter. My dad is almost blonde, and 89 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: I have very light brown hair too. His eyes are 90 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: very dark brown. My dad has green, my mom light brown, 91 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: and I have hazel. When it comes to personality, he's 92 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: just like my dad. Nothing stands out about his personality 93 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: in terms that would make me think he isn't biologically related. 94 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 2: I don't think it. 95 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: Usually your personality doesn't really come from your genetics. 96 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just. 97 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: I think that's still an argument though, the nature versus nurture. 98 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: But I think for the most part, there's actually a 99 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: really good movie about that that I will talk about later. 100 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: He is and will always be my brother. I don't 101 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: care about his DNA. He doesn't show up as a 102 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: match for me at all. I searched his name and 103 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: he doesn't appear. Neither do I show up in his matches, 104 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 1: and neither does my mom. There are no cms CM 105 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: shared common mutual common mutuals. Yes, I don't know. It's 106 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: the genes centimeters. How many centimeters do you share with 107 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: your family? I think, well, clearly this is like about 108 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: the genetic match or whatever. It's like he has less 109 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: than a third of like the same genetics. 110 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 4: CENTI Morgan a centi Morgan, that's what it's called. Cool. 111 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, look cool. We're going to ignore that. Uh huh. 112 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 4: Common matches a unit of measurement used to determine the 113 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 4: likelihood that a DNA segment will be passed on to 114 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 4: a descendant. 115 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: Intact common matches. Common match sters sent the Morgans. 116 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 2: Okay. 117 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 1: My mom is sixty percent Portuguese, thirty three percent Spanish, 118 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,679 Speaker 1: five percent Irish and two percent Welsh. I am fifty 119 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: eight percent Spanish, forty percent Portuguese, one percent Irish and 120 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: one percent French. My dad hasn't taken a test. My 121 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: brother is forty four percent indigenous Venezuela and Colombia, thirty 122 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: six percent Spanish, twelve percent Southern Italy, four percent Basque, 123 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: and four percent North of Africa. 124 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 3: I think it's got to be a switched at birth thing, 125 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 3: if you know, if there was no no cheating because 126 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 3: neither of the parents were related, no adoption, got to 127 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 3: be switched at birth. 128 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a recessive Maybe he's just got all 129 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 1: the recessive genes. 130 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 2: I mean, we didn't also at the technology. 131 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 4: The dad didn't take a test. 132 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 2: Oh wait, yeah, dad didn't take a test. 133 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: Dad. 134 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 2: Is Dad all Dad's jeans? 135 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 3: Wait? 136 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 2: What are we talking? 137 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 5: Are we all about the moment he said they were 138 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 5: at the hospital, like the dad, like he the dad 139 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 5: brought a baby and was like here he could they. 140 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 1: Could just be dad's jeans that got passed on because. 141 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 4: He's like fifty to fifty percent. 142 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you split your That's not how jeanes work. 143 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 6: Guys. 144 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,239 Speaker 4: The percentages here are very skewed. 145 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,679 Speaker 2: So but let's read this edit edit neueral Dose. 146 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: I would love to respond to everyone, but there are 147 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 1: so many comments. I will address some things here. My 148 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: brother did not prank me. I saw him spit in 149 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: the tube, and I myself put the tube into its box. 150 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: And these guys are freaking I saw it, and later 151 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: on I personally put it in the post box, the 152 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: saliva and the tube that I was one hundred percent 153 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: is a few people have mentioned that it is weird 154 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: that we have such a big age gap, and that 155 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: possibly my mom stopped being as fertile by the time 156 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: my brother was born. I was an accident that happened 157 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: when both of my parents were nineteen, so my mom 158 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: was still pretty young when she had my brother. It 159 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: is indeed possible that she wasn't fertile and used an 160 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: egg donor, but if that happened, I'm sure it wasn't 161 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: because of her age. As for the results not being 162 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: my brother's and it being an ancestry mistake, many of 163 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: you pointed out things that I hadn't thought about, like 164 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: if I got someone else's results, then that somebody would 165 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: have gotten my brother's results, therefore I'd have matched with 166 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 1: him anyway, and I didn't, so nobody else got his results. 167 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: The other thing is that if it was a random 168 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: person's test, it really would be a crazy coincidence that 169 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: the results are of a Venezuelan and not a random 170 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: European or Asian. It's too much of a coincidence that 171 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: it's Venezuelan DNA. The consensus seems to be baby swapping 172 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: in the hospital or informal adoption because my mom's baby 173 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: die if you have said fake pregnancy before an adoption. 174 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: But I felt that baby kicks with my own hands 175 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: and face, so that one isn't right, got kicked in 176 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: the face before he was even born. That baby was 177 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 1: born to be a warrior. I do not know what 178 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: it is. I have been mentally preparing myself all day. 179 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning, I will call my mom and ask her 180 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: directly if they had any help conceiving him and or 181 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: if he's adopted. Those two would be the better options. 182 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: If it's neither, well let's just hope it's one of 183 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: those options. 184 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 2: There is an update, Yeah. 185 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 3: I think it's got to be either update switched to 186 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 3: birth and that's it. 187 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that that the update is literally just like, 188 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: we don't know what you're talking about, Like, maybe we 189 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 1: need to test the dad. The dad is the other 190 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,440 Speaker 1: half of the genetic profile here. They're making all these 191 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: assumptions and they don't even know the dad's. 192 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 4: Do we Yeah, but like again I've seen it from 193 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 4: the like the chat, like they have no real the 194 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 4: brother and sister have no real like connection. 195 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, so still have a connection. 196 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 4: You saw at least some percentage. I mean there is a. 197 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,280 Speaker 3: Peace on his dad's son. 198 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 2: I don't know. 199 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: I guess that's right science nerves knowing all about jeans 200 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: and stuff. 201 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 4: Yeahs, yeah, I know. Levi Eisen boo everyone boo this man, 202 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 4: boo boo him? 203 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 2: Who's in the chat? 204 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 3: What is it your first day on the job? 205 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,080 Speaker 2: Come on, I'm dub. 206 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: Dad jeans update update A few days ago, I made 207 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: a post here talking about how I got my brother's 208 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: ancestry DNA results and found that he didn't match with me, 209 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 1: my mom, or my paternal cousin, making it seem like 210 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: he isn't biologically related to my family. 211 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 2: As many of you. 212 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: And Ancestry customer support pointed out, it was unlikely that 213 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 1: the test was wrong. It was much more likely that 214 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: the test was right and that there was something else 215 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 1: going on, namely that my brother wasn't really biologically my brother. 216 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 2: I talked to my mom last Saturday. 217 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: I'd planned to just call her on Friday, but I 218 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: was really stressed out and nervous and hadn't slept at all, 219 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 1: and I needed to work, so I figured it made 220 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: more sense to wait for the weekend. Plus I wanted 221 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: to talk to her face to face. I preferred this, 222 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: and I think my mom would prefer this too, Considering 223 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: the topic I wanted to talk about, Yeah, I think 224 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 1: it's best to be like, so, Mom, did you maybe 225 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: have a baby switcheroom? 226 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 3: Yeah? Like you're just in the car one day You're like, 227 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 3: ge Mom. 228 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: That's a weird text message to send. Yeah, you gotta 229 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: do that in person. Those are all irrelevant details that 230 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm explaining. 231 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 232 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: Soon after I got to my parents' house, I got 233 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: my dad to go buy me some stuff at the 234 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: supermarket and use the time alone to ask my mom 235 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: if she remembered weeks earlier when I got my brother 236 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 1: to do the test. It had happened in their house 237 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: and my brother had struggled to spit, so it was memorable. Paused, Uh. 238 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,200 Speaker 2: She said that of course she remembered. 239 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I remember your brother spitting into that tune. 240 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 3: Spit yeah, dry mouth some milk dr. 241 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 2: Mouth, needed some milk riley. 242 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: Anyway, She said that of course she remembered, and asked 243 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 1: me if I finally got the results. I told her 244 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 1: that yes, I got them, but that the result was strange. 245 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,880 Speaker 1: She asked me what that meant, and then I directly 246 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,599 Speaker 1: asked her if my dad and her had used for 247 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: tillit help to have my brother. I guess that's something 248 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: in my tone and face freaked her out, because she 249 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,440 Speaker 1: suddenly got very serious and said something like, no, why 250 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: are you asking about that? 251 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:10,199 Speaker 2: No? 252 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 1: No, So I told her that the results showed that 253 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 1: he wasn't her biological son, and he wasn't related to 254 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: me or my dad's niece or anyone that she and 255 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: I had matched with on ancestra, and that was very weird. 256 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,960 Speaker 2: But DNA can't be wrong. 257 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: And I asked her if he really was theirs biologically, 258 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: or if they used embryo donations, or if he was adopted. Basically, 259 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: she was in disbelief about what I was saying, and 260 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: she said, the test must be wrong. 261 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 2: The tennis never. 262 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 1: Wrong, and of course my brother was hers. The test 263 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: is what is wrong. I showed her my brother's results, 264 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: the ethnicity estimates. I opened my app and showed her 265 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: my matches and compared, et cetera. She simply didn't believe 266 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: any of it. She said that it was wrong. I 267 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 1: reminded her that she and I matched with some second 268 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 1: and third cousins that we knew that I matched with 269 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,320 Speaker 1: my paternal cousin. I told her that it's not wrong 270 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: that companies lie and they suck, but it's not lying 271 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 1: about this match people with DNA is very easy and final, 272 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 1: and they have no reason to lie. I explained how 273 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 1: I spent so much time talking with ancestry support trying 274 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: to figure out if there was a mistake, and they 275 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 1: assured me that there wasn't one. I explained to her 276 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 1: also how my brother's results couldn't have gotten mixed up 277 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,960 Speaker 1: with someone else's, because what were the odds of getting 278 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,079 Speaker 1: a Venezuelan person's results and not just some random person 279 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,439 Speaker 1: from the US, since that's where most of the clients are. 280 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:24,839 Speaker 1: At this point, she was freaking out and shaking and confused, 281 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: and I one hundred percent believer she is being honest. 282 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: My brother was conceived naturally and she gave birth to him. 283 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 3: It's got to be switched to birth. 284 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 2: This is a very crazy situation here. 285 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. I think switched to birth might have to be 286 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: the winner here. 287 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 7: M hm. 288 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: When my dad came back, I told him the same 289 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: thing and asked the same questions. The same argument as 290 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 1: before happened, except it was now the two of them. 291 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: He said that he is theirs and that the test 292 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: is wrong anyway. My mom was angry and crying. My 293 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: dad was very serious and finally brought up the possibility 294 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: of my brother being switched on accident by nurses at 295 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 1: the hospital. I was the first to say it out loud, 296 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: but obviously everyone else had been thinking it. They denied 297 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: that they were ever given another baby, but they also 298 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,679 Speaker 1: don't seem totally sure. My mom was shaking and my 299 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: dad was mostly quiet. They said that he was taken 300 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: to a room with a lot more newborns and always 301 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: slept there. He was barely in my mom's room. My 302 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: parents said they don't remember if there were any tags 303 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 1: on him with his name or their names, but they 304 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 1: think that there weren't tags on but there were for 305 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: sure tags in the little baby's cribs in that room. 306 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: I mean, if the hospital's got to keep track of 307 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 1: the babies somehow, right they what are they doing? What 308 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: were they doing that day? They were just like I guys, 309 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: the guy, the guy who puts all the tags on 310 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: the babies called in sick, and we legally can't put 311 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 1: just any. 312 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 2: Tags on the baby. 313 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: City one of them look at the babies really closely 314 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 1: and try to remember where they go. 315 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 2: Babies. Yeah, it's different, okay. 316 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,440 Speaker 1: But then of course if they put the wrong baby 317 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: in the wrong crib, that was that. They said that 318 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: basically he was born. They cut the umbilical kind of 319 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: wiped all the stuff off of him, put him in 320 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 1: my mom's arms and then quickly took him away. The 321 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: next time they saw him, he was much cleaner and softer, 322 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 1: and they say he didn't have some sort of white 323 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,280 Speaker 1: film on him. 324 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 3: It wasn't as white as as he thought he was. 325 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 2: He seemed like the same baby. 326 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 1: But in my opinion, after seeing him maybe ten minutes 327 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: at most right after birth, with the crazy amount of 328 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: hormones and adrenaline on both sides, would you really be 329 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: able to recognize the newborn? 330 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 2: I don't know, I wouldn't. 331 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 1: I mean, I think the obvious answer here is no. 332 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, because a newborn like. 333 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 3: They're pretty, they're pretty wrinkly. 334 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 2: They all look like old old men and women. Well, 335 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,520 Speaker 2: and they all look like a Benjamin button Stone. 336 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 3: It's like when you vacuum seal something. 337 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like still wrinkly. Yeah, it's like expanding back 338 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: to its normal size. Okay, anyway, that's the update. My 339 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: parents assured me that he was conceived naturally and that 340 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: my mom gave birth to him. I belie, leave this 341 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: is the truth. They were way too shocked and emotional 342 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: for it to be a lie. We bought a bunch 343 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: of new tests ancestry for my dad in twenty three 344 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: meters from my parents and my brother. Also, my dad 345 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: said that he would investigate how to do paternity and 346 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: maternity tests with a doctor. They will tell my brother today. 347 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 1: They'll tell him, and then I'll give him access to 348 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: the account I'd made form on ancestry, so that he 349 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: can freely look at his results and do what he 350 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 1: pleases with his DNA. 351 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: Well. 352 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: Like I said, that conversation with my parents happened on Saturday. 353 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 2: Yesterday. 354 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: On Sunday, I visited them again and they seemed very disturbed, 355 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 1: very worried. So I'm concerned about them and my brother, 356 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: and I really hope that whatever the results are to 357 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: the other DNA tests, that nobody loses their minds. I 358 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 1: think my parents will love my brother just the same, 359 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: he is their son. But I know that if he 360 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: isn't biologically theirs, it means that there's a person out 361 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 1: there that is biologically their son. 362 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 2: My parents will go crazy trying to find him. 363 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: If that's the case, and it's Venezuela, feels impossible to 364 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: find someone there, and he might not even be there, 365 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: considering all the migration in the past few years, and 366 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 1: what if he had a bad life a bad family. 367 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 2: I don't know. 368 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 1: I'm so worried about this, so I can't even imagine 369 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 1: how my parents feel. As for my brother, I think 370 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: he will take it well. He's really strong, understanding and smart, 371 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: and he's never cared about blood. 372 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 2: He's always said as much. 373 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 1: I think it will shock him and disturb him as well, 374 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,600 Speaker 1: but I don't think he'll go as crazy if the 375 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 1: results are negative. I'll make sure to be there for 376 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaker 1: him if he needs me and be the best sister 377 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: I can be. By the way, if you want to 378 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,800 Speaker 1: be the best sister ever to us, you can join 379 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: us live on YouTube every weekday at three pm. Just 380 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: tap that profile great sister. 381 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 3: Yeah v hard Miss says, you joke, But they do 382 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 3: not have the same procedures in every country. Some really 383 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 3: do just have tags on the bassinets. It's easier to 384 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 3: mix up a baby than folks think. Kiara Tyler says, 385 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 3: I think he would be able to recognize your child, 386 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 3: given that my baby is mixed and therefore very recognizable. 387 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 3: But I've seen many newborns at work, and I think 388 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:50,920 Speaker 3: they all. 389 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: Look different me personally, I would just take the challenge 390 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: mode of like just like scramble him up. 391 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 2: Yah, scramble him up real quick. 392 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: Let me see if I can actually find the one 393 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: that's mine. 394 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see how this. 395 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 4: Baby kind of looks like you guys, it's yours. 396 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 3: Vibes fit, Yeah, this baby's got great vibes. Yeah, it's 397 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 3: this one for sure. I think maybe we just need 398 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 3: to start like put I don't know, I don't know, 399 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 3: putting like a little bow on them or something. Just 400 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,159 Speaker 3: write the name like it's like when you go to 401 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 3: large store that I won't name, just large. Then when 402 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 3: they check when they like, mark your receipt, gost Gore, 403 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 3: Is there an update? I would really love? Can we 404 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 3: can we look into this? I want to see if 405 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 3: we have an update? And hey, they found out that 406 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 3: this baby was switched to birth. 407 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: Maybe it was a good thing for the family because 408 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, I think he's going to take 409 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,360 Speaker 1: this fine. He's like really strong and cool and intelligent 410 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 1: and like, you know, sounds like you. 411 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,920 Speaker 2: Sounds like you got the coolest baby. 412 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 3: In your other baby was kind of lame. 413 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe your other baby was lame and have like 414 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,160 Speaker 1: a white film over it. 415 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 3: And was like which everyone say was after birth? 416 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,639 Speaker 2: Is that after birth. 417 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 3: But maybe maybe that was just always the way that 418 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 3: he was gonna be. 419 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's just a baby with a white film 420 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: on him. Yeah, maybe he's being studied. Maybe he's got powers. 421 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 1: Your actual baby has powers and is still underneath that 422 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 1: hospital being observed because they have PSYCHOKINETICU. 423 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, and one day he's gonna find you and they's 424 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 3: gonna get a demo organ. 425 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 2: And he's gonna want a go waffles. Be one of 426 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,879 Speaker 2: update A way I'm doing, So let's do it. 427 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 3: Jo W's So he's in the chat only cheering for 428 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 3: ke god stars. 429 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,400 Speaker 1: That Riley's such a gold star guy. He's got twelve 430 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: hundred of them. 431 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 4: All right, look at the update. 432 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 2: Don't look at me. It's not about me, it's about 433 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:45,919 Speaker 2: the update. 434 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, a few days ago I made a post. 435 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 3: He you're talking about how I got my brother's anthes 436 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 3: stry DNA results and found that he didn't match with me, 437 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 3: my mom, or my paternal cousin. Did we read this? 438 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 6: Ah? 439 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,919 Speaker 3: That was more, I told him. 440 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,760 Speaker 2: She asked me, Yeah, we did read this. 441 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, is this the same update? 442 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 2: We read this? 443 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 3: El keon l Kean in the chat take away, Kean's 444 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,400 Speaker 3: W's when my dad. 445 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,800 Speaker 4: Ye, but I like reading the beginning, like the very 446 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 4: bottom of it, and she's like, it wasn't really much 447 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,399 Speaker 4: of an update anyway. 448 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 3: I'm sorry that wasn't Yeah, there was no. 449 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 4: New was the most recent thing I found, And yeah, I. 450 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 3: Know that was the same one. Guys, take away. 451 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 4: Take away my gold story. 452 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 2: Yep, take away all of the gold stars. 453 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:29,320 Speaker 4: Put l's in the chat. 454 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,959 Speaker 2: Put in the chat. 455 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 1: L's in the chat for Kean giving us story fake update, 456 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,639 Speaker 1: you fake news. 457 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 4: Instead of saying updates made you real excited, I'm gonna say, 458 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 4: Perry Winkle orbs, I'm gonna get fired now you're getting. 459 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 3: But I think that's brother was probably switched up earth. 460 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 3: That's my that's my theory. 461 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,400 Speaker 2: I agree with that theory. I think that's the easiest 462 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 2: theory to agree with. 463 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 3: We love that. 464 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 2: I think it makes the most sense. 465 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: And I think we're gonna also agree that the biological 466 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: child had powers and is being held underneath the I. 467 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 3: Think we all agree with this. 468 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, this is an episode from Deep within the Archives. 469 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 6: Time for okop relash. Idiot coworker wants me to get 470 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 6: the manager to punish me. Okay, sure, but you're not 471 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 6: gonna like what happens next. 472 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 2: I mean, this is like, why would op want to 473 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 2: be punished? 474 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,680 Speaker 7: Why would they ask for the punishment unless they're into 475 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,879 Speaker 7: like BDSM or something. 476 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 2: Punish me please Daddy. 477 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 6: Which which but it's work related. But it's like, yeah, 478 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 6: it's you didn't meet your Q four quotas. Oh god, 479 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 6: your retention is down four percent month of a month. O. 480 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 6: My company takes safety very seriously, to the point where 481 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 6: we have safety briefings on the regular to keep us updated. 482 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 6: Yesterday we had a talk on compact or safety, which 483 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 6: is like giant machine to just. 484 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,560 Speaker 2: Like compact stuff. 485 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 4: Yeah. 486 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 6: One of our big rules is to never ever, under 487 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 6: any circumstances, climb into the compactor unless it's on hooked 488 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 6: from power sources. O. 489 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 7: Dude, why would you ever climb into I feel like 490 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 7: that's just just a recipe for disease. That's like a 491 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:13,679 Speaker 7: final destination. They getting crushed by a combattor sounds like 492 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,359 Speaker 7: gotta be one of the worst ways to go. 493 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 6: Because also you have like a few seconds where you 494 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,119 Speaker 6: know what's happening instantly. Sounds like common sense, right, yes, well, 495 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,639 Speaker 6: dear reader, as you're about to learn apparently common sense 496 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 6: ain't that common. 497 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,800 Speaker 7: It ain't that comment anymore, at least in the US. 498 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 7: Everyone out here of being crazy. 499 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 6: After getting our briefing, we get our assignments and are 500 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 6: scent on our merry way. I go to my area, 501 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,439 Speaker 6: clean it and pull the trash. As I'm walking to 502 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 6: the compactor, what I say sticking out of it is 503 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 6: two browsered legs that must be a. 504 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,440 Speaker 2: Human hopefully hopefully living. 505 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:50,160 Speaker 7: Hopefully living, impacted after the shock, lasting in nanosecond war off, 506 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,399 Speaker 7: I started yelling, what. 507 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 2: Do you do when you idiot? Don't go crawling around 508 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 2: in there? I know I shouldn't have yelled, but I 509 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,919 Speaker 2: was so mad, dude, Well, I mean, definitely yell get 510 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 2: the fuck out of there, man quickly. 511 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 6: How do you stop someone from like doing something so 512 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 6: dangerous like that? Like, what else do you do? Maybe 513 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 6: dart idiots like I don't know what, like. 514 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 7: You have to yell at them, thinking get out, I'm 515 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 7: about to commit back to that booty. 516 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 2: Well, mister idiot fell out of it and then starts 517 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,479 Speaker 2: yelling at me. Now you go yelling at me, where's 518 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,120 Speaker 2: your manager? Get me right now? I'm really destroying my 519 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 2: being an eighty ydnamn oh, man. Also, I don't know 520 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 2: why we always go to the Southern accents. It's just 521 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 2: so funny. 522 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,919 Speaker 6: At this point, milicious compliance mode has been activated. I 523 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 6: put on my sweetest smile and say, of course, I'm 524 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 6: so sorry. 525 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,920 Speaker 2: Let me get my manager here. 526 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,159 Speaker 6: Mister idiot smirks and is like, girl, I call my 527 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 6: manager over it, and I ask her check it out. Meanwhile, 528 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 6: mister idiot is smiling like the cat who got the cream. 529 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 2: Maybe the ares Southern never heard that phrase, Yeah, it 530 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 2: sounds like a Southern phrase. Neither have I. 531 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 6: I'm fighting to keep from smiling because my manager, Miss Heroin, 532 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,080 Speaker 6: as in the hero take safety as seriously as I do. 533 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 6: I've seen her reduce full men to tears over safety issues. 534 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 6: Miss Heroin shows up and mister idiot says, you should 535 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 6: treat your workers, not to yale yay ha. Miss Heroin 536 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,800 Speaker 6: turns to me and says, and why well you yelling 537 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 6: at him? 538 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 2: Because I caught. 539 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,399 Speaker 6: Him climbing into the compactor and I was scared he'd 540 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 6: be done crushed up. Mister idiot goes from looking like 541 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 6: a contented cat to looking like a scolded hutred dog. 542 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 6: You smelly after a sweet berbal thrashing, Miss Heroin calls 543 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 6: mister Idiot's manager. Within thirty minutes, mister idiot was clearing 544 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,480 Speaker 6: out his desk, still smelling of garbage. 545 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 2: Oh shit, so you got fired? Gotross? 546 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 7: Sometimes the real crushed in the compactor, That's what I learned. 547 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,160 Speaker 6: Has anyone There's gotta be someone that watches that's worked 548 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 6: on a compactor, somebody. 549 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,080 Speaker 7: Yeah right, tell us your crazy compactor story. Yeah, yeah, 550 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 7: and please hopefully you haven't lost any limbs and. 551 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 6: No trouser legs hanging out at the bottom. Real quick, though, 552 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,160 Speaker 6: do you think mister idiot was the whole? 553 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,200 Speaker 2: I mean, mister idiot for sure is the a hole. 554 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,239 Speaker 7: What I would love for like everyone to answer, is like, 555 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 7: is OP actually is? 556 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,240 Speaker 2: Mister? 557 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,120 Speaker 7: Because like, yes, that guy wasn't supposed to be in there, 558 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 7: and he was, you know how that shit eating grin 559 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 7: was kind of like a dick. But Op, he basically 560 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,800 Speaker 7: took the actions that got him fired. So does he 561 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 7: does he deserve that? Maybe he does. 562 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a pretty hard hammer to drop. 563 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 6: So my girlfriend thinks I hooked up with an underraged housekeeper. 564 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 2: Okayop, this is Okayop. 565 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 7: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry, and we tell 566 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,719 Speaker 7: the funniest stories on the Internet. 567 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,679 Speaker 6: Sam, have you ever had a mishap where nothing actually 568 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 6: went wrong, but there might have been an interaction where 569 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 6: a girl, a girlfriend or lady friend might have perceived 570 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 6: that as a nefarious. 571 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 7: Uh, maybe not nefarious, but my girlfriend always, uh, my 572 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 7: girlfriend gets mad at me a lot for thing dumb 573 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 7: things I say. I tend to be blunt in my conversations. 574 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,359 Speaker 7: Like for example, when I was in Hawaii, she was 575 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 7: like I was with like Christian and some of my 576 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 7: other friends and we were just like chilling, and like 577 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 7: Arianna called and she's like, how's Hawaii? And I'm like, 578 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,679 Speaker 7: and my girlfriend's not there. She wanted to go, but 579 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 7: she couldn't make it. And I'm like, it's literally perfect. 580 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 7: I can't think of anything else that would make this 581 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 7: trip better. 582 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 2: I loved it so much. 583 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,119 Speaker 7: And Christian elbows me and he's like, bruh, you're talking 584 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 7: to your girlfriend, I. 585 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 2: Mean, And I'm like, I mean, it would it would 586 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 2: make a better view were here. So I put my 587 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 2: foot in my mouth a lot that one. 588 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 6: I would let you slide just because you're just like 589 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 6: embracing the moment. The loveliness around you, you know what I mean, 590 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 6: like that one I've got you know. 591 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. 592 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:53,639 Speaker 6: Well, today we have a situation where something happens and 593 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,679 Speaker 6: the guy is in a not great situation that is 594 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 6: not actually his false and okay, let's see in my 595 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 6: girlfriend thinks I hooked up with an underaged housekeeper. 596 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 2: Oh god, not a good look at all. Yeah, not great. 597 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 6: So due to personal and travel reasons, me twenty six male, 598 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 6: and my girlfriend twenty four female live in a military hotel. 599 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 6: We've stayed in many hotels over the span of five years, 600 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,400 Speaker 6: but lived at this one for almost a full year now. 601 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 6: And at this one, a housekeeper knocks on our door. 602 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,280 Speaker 6: They knock on every door to ask if we need service. 603 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 6: I don't feel harassed or bothered by them, so I 604 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 6: always let them inside, unless it's the weekend and I'm 605 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 6: sleeping in. My girlfriend usually declines if she answers the door, 606 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 6: which again I don't mind because I'll just ask next 607 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,360 Speaker 6: time for towels, trash, etc. Now, recently, these past three months, 608 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 6: we have a new housekeeper. She's a high school female 609 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,480 Speaker 6: around seventeen, and is very kind and very funny. I 610 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 6: am in no way interested in her. She's a child, 611 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 6: she's the same age as my sister. I only speak 612 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,760 Speaker 6: to her about the room, linen changed, cleaning times, etc. 613 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,880 Speaker 6: All right, all professional, all professional. Over the last few weeks, 614 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 6: I've been chatting with a girl about games, TV shows, 615 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 6: small talk or whatever, just while. 616 00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,520 Speaker 2: She's cleaning, so it's not awkward. 617 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 6: I started to look forward to it since we were 618 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,880 Speaker 6: both keeping up on Euphoriak, a TV series, and since 619 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,919 Speaker 6: my girlfriend doesn't watch it, that was nice to get 620 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,199 Speaker 6: all hyped up with someone about it. 621 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,400 Speaker 7: And also is a TV series about underage people. Yeah, 622 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 7: you know, hook you up other and doing drugs. 623 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 2: Irony has not lost us. 624 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 6: I ran into our housekeeper coming out of the elevator 625 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 6: and into the lobby on Saturday, and she asked how 626 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,199 Speaker 6: excited I was for the new episode. I lost my 627 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 6: entire train of thought and we just talked for about 628 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 6: five minutes about what we think is going to happen 629 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 6: and how I was so ready for the next episode. 630 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 6: I left after that and she wished me a good day, 631 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,919 Speaker 6: and my girlfriend was standing by the main doors looking. 632 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 6: I thought she was mad I made her wait so long, 633 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 6: but she ended up saying things like replacing me already, 634 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 6: and oh no, why don't you hold the door open 635 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,639 Speaker 6: for me, you'd probably do it for your new girlfriend. 636 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 6: Oh god, I laughed and dismissed it, because the girl's 637 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,919 Speaker 6: a child. She's seventeen, and I have no sexual or 638 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 6: romantic interest in her. Yeah, even if she was a minor. 639 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,400 Speaker 6: I'm only interested in my girlfriend that way. This girl 640 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 6: is just someone who happens to share a common interest 641 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,880 Speaker 6: as me that I see occasionally. 642 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,199 Speaker 7: Yeah, you can talk about TV shows like this. This 643 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,719 Speaker 7: girlfriend should not be jealous. The next day, I wash 644 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,639 Speaker 7: up around two for a date with my girlfriend. 645 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 6: She's out getting her nails done and I'm doing my thing, 646 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,119 Speaker 6: fresh out of the shower, and I didn't hear, but 647 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 6: there was a knock since I was showering at that moment, 648 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 6: and our housekeeper must have come in. 649 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 2: Just as I was turning the shower off. 650 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:23,239 Speaker 1: Uh. 651 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,159 Speaker 6: She's holding a bunch of linen, probably to change the 652 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 6: sheets since she thinks that the room is empty. I 653 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 6: walk out of the bathroom, she walks into the main room, 654 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:36,479 Speaker 6: and we both immediately stop. She immediately apologizes and leaves, 655 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,959 Speaker 6: but my girlfriend is coming into the room and sees 656 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 6: me with a towel around my waist. Oh no, I know. 657 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 6: The whole thing is a terrible series of events to see. Ah, 658 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 6: and my girlfriend is convinced something's happening between us. I'm 659 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 6: not mad about her lack of trust when it seems 660 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 6: that she has the clear evidence that is, assuming I'm 661 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,640 Speaker 6: cheated based off what she saw. I'm just upset that 662 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 6: she's thinks I would touch a kid. This girl is seventeen, 663 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 6: and I'm not into that. We argued for hours, and 664 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,680 Speaker 6: I keep repeating this point as my main argument. I 665 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,480 Speaker 6: would never cheat, and you know that. But babe, this 666 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 6: girl is seventeen. She's a kid. Do you hear yourself? 667 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 6: She kept repeating that the girl is practically an adult. 668 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 6: I felt so sick. She's the same age as my 669 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,480 Speaker 6: younger sister, and I hope no one says that about 670 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 6: her when she's still in high school. I asked my 671 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 6: girlfriends for space, but she thinks this further proves her 672 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 6: theory of cheating. 673 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, then my girl can't win. You 674 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 2: can't win. 675 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 6: Then my girlfriend contacted the girl superior, and the girls 676 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 6: shared the same story as me. 677 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 2: Is the girlfriend trying to get this housekeeper fired? It 678 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:40,920 Speaker 2: seems so. 679 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 4: Oh. 680 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,800 Speaker 6: No, I'm not sure what happened in that case, but 681 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 6: I'm not sure how. 682 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 2: To proceed from here. Oh. 683 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 6: I know how this seems to my girlfriend, and I 684 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 6: can understand why she took it that way, But I 685 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,560 Speaker 6: don't want to be with someone who can view me 686 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,600 Speaker 6: as a pedophile. I don't care if the girl is 687 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 6: seventeen or freshly seventeen or whatever. I hate that my 688 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 6: girlfriend thinks I would ever do anything like that. And 689 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,680 Speaker 6: there is an update. 690 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 2: There's an update. 691 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 7: I hope it gets resolved and it's all peaceful and nice. 692 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 6: Yes, So me and my girlfriend talked things out and 693 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 6: brought it to an end. Housekeeper was present with a 694 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 6: supervisor three hours ago when we addressed the whole situation. 695 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,719 Speaker 6: In the end, it was nothing more than my girlfriend 696 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 6: than my girlfriend projecting because she herself had slept with 697 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 6: the hotel groundsman and thought that she was seeing a 698 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 6: sign of unfaithfulness from me when it was nothing of 699 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 6: the sort. 700 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 2: Wait, what yep, Opie's girlfriend, she was the guilty one. No, 701 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:36,720 Speaker 2: I'm moving on. 702 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 6: Tellson around two weeks once I sort the paperwork out 703 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,959 Speaker 6: with my chief, and I know the situation is crappy. 704 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 2: But thank you to everyone who gave some good advice. 705 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 2: Oh no, nope, got wrecked. So one thing I. 706 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 6: Will say is like, op, He's like, oh, it's it's uh, 707 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 6: you know, how could you think I could touch someone? 708 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,480 Speaker 6: Like those situations happened, so like you know what I mean, 709 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 6: Like I don't know that. I know the girlfriend was 710 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 6: projecting and everything, but like, you know, those those are 711 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 6: our precarious situations. 712 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 7: But in the end of the day, the girlfriend cheated, 713 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 7: so she was yeah, op checking one. But damn that 714 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,640 Speaker 7: that whole situation sucks. 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