1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: worst HR person. I'm just gonna say it, Jo. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 2: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was gonna 4 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 2: say yeah, no offense to that. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: But that's why we had him pose as an HR rep. 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: And today he calls an office worker who's been nervous 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: about layoffs. We want him to know he is fine, 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: His job is safe. It's just corporate is making some 9 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: changes that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah, 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll understand. In your phone town right now. 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 2: Hello, good morning. Hi? Is this Phil? Yeah? This is Phil. 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 2: Who am I speaking to? Hey Phil? My name's Heywood Jabloni. 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 2: I work in human resources. How are you doing today? 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: I'm fine? Thanks? Oh just fine? Huh. I was hoping 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 2: you were going to be in a better mood than 16 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 2: just fine before I told you this news. No, I'm 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: in a good mood. What do you want to tell me? 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 2: Why are you calling? Well, you probably heard that we're 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 2: reducing our workforce. Oh oh my god. No, no, no, listen, 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 2: before you get ahead of yourself, You're not getting laid 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 2: off or anyone in your division. All your jobs are safe. Okay, 22 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 2: take a deep breath. Okay, I'm kind of worried for 23 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 2: seconds there. Oh, sorry about that. No, you're you're fine. 24 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 2: We're just taking all your vacation days away. Yeah, you 25 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 2: typically have around what twenty twenty vacation days? I see here? Right? Yeah, 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 2: by Friday, you'll have zero. How does that make any sense? Well, 27 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: I meanous you would agree this is a tough time 28 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: for the company. Yeah, well sure, I understand those things. Well, 29 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 2: if you're saying that, think of how hard it is 30 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: for the people above you getting paid way way way more. 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 2: Those guys are stressed. I'm the ones who's stressed aycheck 32 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 2: to paycheck. Well, sure, I mean it's it's tough for 33 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 2: everybody right now, but especially for the guys at the top. 34 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? With so much uncertainty, they 35 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: can't even golf more than twice a week, think about it. 36 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 2: That's why recently they all met and said, hey, how 37 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 2: can we help this company and take a tax free 38 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 2: vacation to the Bahamas? Wait, a vacation? Oh sorry, a 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 2: tax free vacation to the Bahamas? Back free vacation for them? 40 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 2: I know, right, It's it's a tricky thing to do, 41 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: and so this is why they got creative. The account 42 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 2: said it has to be on the company dime. So 43 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 2: if you take all the employees vacation days away, we 44 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: can legally ride it off, the whole thing, including the alcohol. Joke, right, 45 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like some kind of freaking joke. No, no, 46 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 2: it's not. Hey, we appreciate your sacrifice. Don't think that 47 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 2: you're going unappreciated. Friends. I'm not sacrificing anything. You took 48 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: it away from me, well I didn't give it again. 49 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 2: We appreciate and understand everything you've done. No, that's why, 50 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 2: as a token of the company's gratitude, you and everyone 51 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 2: in your division will receive four small chocolates in a 52 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 2: plastic box. How does that help. It's not going to 53 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 2: be available to Christmas because that's what we get the discount. Oh, 54 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 2: it's unbelievable. I knew you'd be excited. What's wrong with 55 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: you for chocolates? Small chocolates? I have to I don't 56 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 2: want you to think they're like bars, like bite sized chocolates. 57 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 2: Is not right. I cannot lose my vacation days because 58 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 2: corporate wants to get hammered in the Bahamas and I 59 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 2: get four lousy chocolates. That is one part I didn't 60 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 2: tell you. It's not just the Bahamas. We're also going 61 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 2: to the Virgin Islands. So wait a minute, why are 62 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 2: you saying, Lee, you're not going on the trip you're 63 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: in human resource. Oh yeah, I didn't mention that part. 64 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: They're bringing hr oh. I have never been outside the country. 65 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 2: I couldn't be more excited. And they're just gonna leave 66 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 2: us here with nothing. 67 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: And lost days. 68 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: And don't be thinking you can use your sick days 69 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 2: to get time off. We put a temporary freeze on that. 70 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 2: Now you need to email us if you think you're 71 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 2: gonna be sick at least a month in advance. I 72 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna get. I won't be checking my 73 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,359 Speaker 2: email though I'll be in the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands. 74 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 2: I don't know. Personally, I agree, I would blame this 75 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 2: on Keisha. She's the one who set you up for 76 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,479 Speaker 2: all of Thisha. Why the ain't see going on that 77 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 2: trip too without Mayne? She'd definitely like to, but she 78 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 2: decided to do a prank phone call on you instead, 79 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: which I appreciate. What are you talking about, idiots? Because 80 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 2: this is actually Jose for the radzhow brooking jail free 81 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 2: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you man, 82 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 2: No way, Yes, he just said there's been a lot 83 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 2: of tension in the office lately because of layoff, so 84 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 2: she wanted to light in the mood. I cannot believe 85 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 2: he did this. Hilarious neither. Oh you know what you need? 86 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: You need a vacation. You meet Bahamas tomorrow. What do 87 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 2: you say. I guess we'll have to go quick because 88 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 2: you're taking all my vacation days. We got the Friday, 89 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 2: gotta go all right? Well, truth is I probably belong 90 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 2: more in the Virgin Islands because I'm a Virgin. You 91 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 2: get okay, I'm gonna stop the frank phone call now, 92 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:41,479 Speaker 2: this part isn't funny. Wake Up? Every morning was phone 93 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:46,039 Speaker 2: tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.