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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in

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Speaker 2: the end.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere back at the podcast dojo, you have stumbled on

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Speaker 1: another fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny G Radio

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Speaker 1: taking you through the weekend on this podcast, and we

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Speaker 1: have arrived at a very popular podcast, the mail Bag.

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Speaker 1: But it's not just the mail Bag, Danny G. We

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Speaker 1: have more content. As you hang out in Sin City,

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Speaker 1: we have more content than just the mail Bag because

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Speaker 1: we also will have pop goes. The culture exciting is that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't just have cocaine. You can't just have hookers.

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Speaker 3: You have to have a bunch of hookers and cocaine.

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Speaker 3: A bunch of hookers and cocaine.

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Speaker 1: That's the Yeah, that's the line right there. You got it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have it. That's a requirement, absolutely a requirement.

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Speaker 1: And thanks to everyone that took time out on the

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Speaker 1: mail bag. And it was a little slow. I posted

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Speaker 1: test it out. Total disaster. There were very few questions.

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Speaker 1: And then Alf the Alien old Piner he called the

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Speaker 1: Mala Militia. He called all the p ones, the brigadier

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Speaker 1: generals and the malle of Militia. He called them out

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Speaker 1: to send questions in. So we got a ton of

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Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner outstanding. But we will have pop

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Speaker 1: gos to the culture. I did want to mention there's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a new scientifical jingle by request from

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Speaker 3: I goofed around after it and I was turning the

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Speaker 3: goofing with ohio al and he was like, it's delay,

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Speaker 1: doing scientifical we could well, actually, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: got a couple of scientifical stories if you want.

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Speaker 1: Ohio, I wants to know, are you less dizzy? Now, Danny?

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Speaker 1: Are you less? You are? All right? Well, here we go.

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Speaker 1: These are scientifical stories. And how about this one. Harvard

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Speaker 1: All right, they're very very good here, Pop goes the Culture.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of stories about Elon Musk and Mark

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Speaker 1: That's the all time gold standard for a Twitter story

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Speaker 1: from a listener. But Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have

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Speaker 3: Week at the coliseum?

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Speaker 1: How do you think this guy was? I called you.

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Speaker 3: You're I'm on threads. I signed up last Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm on AOL. I'm not going on anything. I'm on MySpace.

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Speaker 3: You're saying this guy scratched in his love for his girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: I think it was Herald from match Me Abroad.

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Speaker 1: His name is Ivan dit Matrof is his name. And

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Speaker 3: Hey, you have all those thousands and thousands of visitors

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Speaker 1: It was actually built in nineteen eighty seven. It just

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Speaker 1: that is just wonderful, just absolutely wonderful. Well, here's a story.

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Speaker 1: I think this was a movie on Popko's the culture,

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Speaker 1: but now it's reality. A guy in California has been

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Speaker 1: Ponzi scheme involving horseshit or actually cowshit, excuse me, cowshit,

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Speaker 1: an eight point seven million dollar cow manure Ponzi scheme,

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Speaker 3: the answer to this? Does cowshit smell worse than horseshit?

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Speaker 1: I think it does. And here's why I've heard that

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Speaker 3: You at your alarm clock for four forty five am,

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Speaker 1: And if you can afford salt and pepper, you are rich.

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Speaker 1: My first commercial radio job was at the mighty six ninety,

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Speaker 1: which is a border blaster station in Baja California, and

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Speaker 1: I recall at midnight and six I think it was

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Speaker 1: six am, midnight and six am, they'd play the Mexican

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Speaker 1: National Anthem, the full version of the Mexican National Anthem,

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Speaker 1: which goes on for about seven days. It's like a

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Speaker 1: cricket match. It just keeps going and going and going.

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Speaker 1: And it was it was wild Man because I learned

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Speaker 1: I heard that song when I worked there, because I

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Speaker 1: worked some odd hours. I heard that song a ton,

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Speaker 1: and it's fine. For the first I think there's a

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Speaker 1: shorter version. The shorter version's kind of kind of cool,

446
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Speaker 1: but the long version.

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Speaker 3: All man, it was like a call for Andrea.

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Speaker 1: How dare you?

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Speaker 3: Alf?

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Speaker 1: Alf from the counter at McDonald's right, since, says, do

451
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Speaker 1: you guys miss the good old days when we didn't

452
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Speaker 1: have We didn't know trans fats from gluten free pastas,

453
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Speaker 1: and our servers didn't give a shit if anyone in

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Speaker 1: our party had a food allergy. On that note, did

455
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: we even have food allergies back in the day. I

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Speaker 1: missed my deep fat fried apple pies. I were served

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Speaker 1: at the temperature of the sun. That's right, yes, And

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Speaker 1: yet that same experience on the Hungryman dinner when you'd

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Speaker 1: eat the apple tart, yes, which I had. I was

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Speaker 1: at the store the other a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and I did not see any of the Hungryman dinners

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Speaker 1: with the apple tar. I think they've gotten rid of

463
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: that bad job by them. Anyway, Alf continues, He says,

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Speaker 1: I missed the deep fried apple pies and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or did things taste better? I'll

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Speaker 1: take your answer off the air from my front porch

467
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: while yelling at the neighbors kids. Probably better that way, Yeah,

468
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: yell at that cloud up there. So I got an

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Speaker 1: answer to this, all right, There's two things here. Number

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Speaker 1: one is everything tastes better when you're a kid. Everything

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Speaker 1: tastes better, right, Katie, It's wonderful mom's home cooking or

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Speaker 1: what are your family's whatever meal you remember as a kid.

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Speaker 1: The other thing is it is true that as we age, Danny,

474
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Speaker 1: our test our taste buds, test buds, our taste buds

475
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Speaker 1: actually start dying, so food does not taste as good

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Speaker 1: as it did when we were younger. Yeah, our taste

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Speaker 1: buds start to decline. It's kind of like your eyesight.

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Speaker 1: You know, your eyesight gets worse as you go through

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Speaker 1: the the stages of life and all that. But you're

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Speaker 1: born with thousands and thousands of taste buds. And then

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Speaker 1: right around when you turn in your late forties early fifties,

482
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: which many of our listeners are in that age range,

483
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: you gradually start going down and and so that your

484
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: taste buds go down, and your your sense of smell

485
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: also goes down, and so it's a combination of those things.

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Speaker 1: So it does have see that would be a big

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Speaker 1: gold mine if you could figure out a way to

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Speaker 1: regenerate taste buds. So stuff like licorice and you know,

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Speaker 1: different saltwater, taffy and crap like that tastes good.

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Speaker 3: Man, Mike cooking would impress a whole bunch of senior

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Speaker 3: citizens exactly right.

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Speaker 1: What you don't have to be a great cook. If

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Speaker 1: you're just serving at the Old Timers Home, you're in

494
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Speaker 1: good shape there. What else we have? Air Force Andrew

495
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: writes in he's a fan favorite legend. Air Force Andrew,

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Speaker 1: we did an appearance in Baker's. So have you with

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Speaker 1: that one?

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Speaker 3: Danny? Of course?

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Speaker 1: I was, yeah, that was a famous It was. I

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Speaker 1: think the temperature that night was two hundred nineteen degrees

501
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: in Bakersfield, and it was he was, I there.

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Speaker 3: They clocked my first pitch at ninety five miles per hour.

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Speaker 1: My pitch could get a major league hit her out.

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Speaker 1: My my pitch, Yeah, okay, the ephis pitch, dominating pitch,

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Speaker 1: he says. Air Force Andrew was at that and got

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Speaker 1: ejected from the game. Was it the first inning? And

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Speaker 1: then tried to sneak back in in the diskies on

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Speaker 1: or off? He turned the hat backwards. Is that what

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Speaker 1: he did? I think?

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Speaker 3: And he took his jersey off and he turned his

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Speaker 3: hat backwards, so he was shirtless and he had a

512
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Speaker 3: hat on backwards. It was a great disguise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And the I don't want to say security guard,

514
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: but the person who was pretending to be a security

515
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Speaker 1: guard for the team came over and said, is this

516
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Speaker 1: guy with your group? I tried to sneak back into

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Speaker 1: the game. I'm like, I don't know, he says. Andrews says,

518
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Speaker 1: how much is left in the Mallard tank? Where do

519
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Speaker 1: you see yourself retiring? I don't think I'm ever gonna

520
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Speaker 1: you don't retire from these jobs. What happens in my

521
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: theory has always been the broadcast world will retire you.

522
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Speaker 1: But the great thing about the world we live in

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Speaker 1: now is if I can keep you engaged as a listener,

524
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: I could always do audio kind of right. We can

525
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: take our audience with us because of podcasting, and if

526
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: we get somewhat close to the same numbers we get

527
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Speaker 1: on this podcast, if I did a standalone podcast, we'd

528
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Speaker 1: actually we could make some money with that. There's money

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Speaker 1: to be made with that. So I don't think I'll

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Speaker 1: ever stop, because I look at so many people, whatever

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Speaker 1: their love, whatever their passion in life, when they stop working,

532
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: generally it goes bad. And I am even as somebody

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Speaker 1: that works all the time. I don't know about you, Dan.

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Speaker 1: I always have to be doing something. I always have

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Speaker 1: to be busy. If I'm not busy, it's problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. What was it from Shawshank Redemption, Get busy living

537
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 3: or get busy dying. Yeah, there's a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: Unless you have a major hobby, say you are a

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Speaker 3: golf enthusiast or something like that, then you have something

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Speaker 3: to look forward to and you're traveling to different golf

541
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Speaker 3: courses and things like that. But if you don't have

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Speaker 3: something like that, then work is your thing. And I'm

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Speaker 3: with you, Ben, I would rather die on the microphone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had from Coast to Coast George Norion. He

545
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Speaker 1: said that's the way he wants to go out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the middle of Coast to coast talking about the you know,

547
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: some kind of goblins and then all of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: Propped me up beside them.

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Speaker 1: And we have seen people that have died on the air.

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Speaker 1: That guy famously in England died on the air. We

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Speaker 1: talked about the podcast, oj writes in from Orlando, slash

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Speaker 1: Hampton Roads, Virginia.

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Speaker 3: Careful how you say slash with Ojello.

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Speaker 1: He's in he says, Oh, He's in Orlando and Hampton Roads,

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Speaker 1: Virginia says. Any plans for the next East Coast mallor

556
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Speaker 1: meet and greet? Also, what was your go to place

557
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Speaker 1: that you had to visit while you were in New York?

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Speaker 1: So no plans. I was just in New York. There

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Speaker 1: is a chance I might be going back to the

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Speaker 1: East Coast for something I don't know yet. I'll probably

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Speaker 1: know in the next couple of weeks. And if I

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Speaker 1: do go back again to the East Coast, I will plan.

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Speaker 1: I'll try to throw something together at the last minute.

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Speaker 1: My go tos in New York are Katz's Delhi on

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Speaker 1: Houston Street. And then I also have to do the

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Speaker 1: Staten Island Ferry, which is the best free thing you

567
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: can do in New York. Beautiful views of the skyline

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00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: in Lower Manhattan. You go right by the Statue of

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Speaker 1: Liberty and Ellis Island. It doesn't take very long, as

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Speaker 1: like a twenty minute ride or something like that to

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Speaker 1: Staten Island. You get off the boat you're run right

572
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Speaker 1: back on the boat and it's all free and it's

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Speaker 1: wonderful and everything else cost nine thousand dollars to even

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Speaker 1: look at certain things. So I love that. Jonathan says,

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Speaker 1: we miss Roberto. Matt says, what do you miss most

576
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: about Roberto? So does Jonathan. Yeah. So I'm still getting messages.

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00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: We had Roberto on the podcast announcing he was leaving.

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00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm still getting message with us. I love Roberto. I

579
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Speaker 1: was not my decision to have Roberto leave the show.

580
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: He decided to do that on his own and it

581
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: was better for him and his family. And I'm happy

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Speaker 1: for him because he's got a young daughter and it's

583
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Speaker 1: very important years. You know, you got to keep the

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Speaker 1: kids in line so when they become teenagers and they're

585
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: not complete assholes and all that. And so he's doing

586
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: the right thing helping his family out. But I just

587
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: missed the consistency of Robert. I knew what I was

588
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: going to get. We'd worked together. It's like when I

589
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: worked with you, Danny, and you were with me on

590
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: the show. I knew what I was going to get.

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00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: I knew if I if I said certain certain things,

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Speaker 1: you were going to do certain things and the Roberto

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Speaker 1: we had been together for so long that we had

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Speaker 1: that same relationship, and it's always different when you bring

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Speaker 1: new people in. It takes a long time. And we

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Speaker 1: haven't even had a consistency. We've had three different board

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00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: ops engineers every week, so I mean, I don't make

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Speaker 1: the schedule, and clearly management smarter than me. But if

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Speaker 1: I was involved, I would have just one person each week,

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Speaker 1: and that's how I would do it. But they don't

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Speaker 1: ask me those things, So that's kind of the answer

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Speaker 1: to that.

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Speaker 3: But it's like here that they're close to making a

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Speaker 3: decision on the one person that's going to replace Robertos.

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Speaker 3: So it shouldn't be musical chairs for too much longer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully not. Hopefully not. Next up, John and Omaha

607
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: Wright since says, can you work one of your fifth

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Speaker 1: hour podcasts with just callers doing it live on YouTube?

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00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: That would be epic. Maybe you could show Danny g

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Speaker 1: radio screening calls, ground shaking fun here, the behind the

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00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: scenes stuff. So we've been asked this in the past.

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Speaker 1: Any and even though we do the podcast, the podcast

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00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: is owned by the Premiere Networks and iHeartMedia and all

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00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: that which I built Leave is a rather large corporation,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know that they would be open to

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Speaker 1: us being on YouTube. I would love to do it.

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Speaker 1: I would do it if they paid us. I don't

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Speaker 1: think they will, right.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like too much fun for a huge corporation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he might not want to see what we look

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Speaker 1: like while we did the show.

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00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd have to clear it through their attorneys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do a couple of quick ones to get

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00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: out on this. Matthew Warrior Raider A's fan rights and

625
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: he says, what's your favorite former A's fan He says,

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Speaker 1: what's your go to? Delhi when you're in New York?

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00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: I mentioned Kat's Delhi not as good as last time

628
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I was there. I gotta tell you, maybe my taste

629
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Speaker 1: buds are the reason. And I went to Junior's Delhi.

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Speaker 1: My friend Bob, who does radio in Kansas City's from

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Speaker 1: New York, the New York New Jersey area. He said

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00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: to go to Juniors, which is a deli in Brooklyn.

633
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: And I did go to Juniors. It was pretty good,

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00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: pretty good. And the last one, Josh from Blaine, Minnesota,

635
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: rights in says, are you absolutely positive that Mark the

636
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: full name guy is not Arnie Spaniers spawn from the

637
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: hot tub incident. Yeah, Arnie Aarnie and Mark have a

638
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: very similar occadence. Arnie's actually younger than Mark, though, so

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be very difficult. I don't have the

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Speaker 1: math on how that would work, Danny, but I think

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Speaker 1: it'd be very difficult to have Mark as the spawn

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00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: of Arnie. Daddy the Lakers win. I'll wash your car exactly. Well,

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00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: it is Sunday. You're in Vegas, Danny, I'm in La

644
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: La Land. I'll be back on the radio tonight if

645
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: you're on the West coast eleven pm Sunday night into Monday.

646
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: But if you're on the East Coast, where most people live,

647
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: that will be at two am Monday morning until six am,

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00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: the coveted overnight shift, which is actually great because the

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Speaker 1: last hour is early morning drive, so we actually have

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Speaker 1: more people listening on the terrestrial radio show in the

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Speaker 1: five o'clock hour Eastern than we do at the two

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Speaker 1: o'clock hour. It's one of those quirky things about the

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Speaker 1: way the clock works. But what are you got going on?

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Speaker 1: Anything to promote?

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 3: Dan? Two more podcasts today from Vegas for NBA con

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Speaker 3: and then get a fly back home to Burbank Airport,

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Speaker 3: and then get a little bit of rest before the

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Speaker 3: Monday afternoon fun with Covino and Rich two to four

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Speaker 3: pm on the West five to seven pm in New

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Speaker 3: York City.

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Speaker 1: Be flying into Burbank, beautiful Burbank, which is great. Anytime

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Speaker 1: you can fly out of Burbank and not fly at

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Speaker 1: Lax is a win. You should treat Lax as Chernobyl

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Speaker 1: is what you should do. You wouldn't want to walk

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Speaker 1: through Chernobyl. You wouldn't want to walk through lax.

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Speaker 3: Lax is an STD stay away from it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is a nightmare. It is just horror. Red

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Speaker 1: his eye. We'll get out having a wonderful day. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for downloading this actually listening to

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. Holy crap, you heard the whole podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. We'll catch you on the radio tonight and

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Speaker 1: back next weekend on the podcast and thank You'll catch

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Speaker 1: you then later.

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Speaker 3: Skater got a murder. I gotta go