WEBVTT - #289: Stop Touching My Bush!

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot Dota they Magan Noise, dotap,

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<v Speaker 1>start Up.

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<v Speaker 2>Doda, dot Up. Episode to eighty nine The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's getting a little getting hot in her getting

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<v Speaker 2>closer to three hundred. Yeah, I was gonna say twenty

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<v Speaker 2>nine is a good number. But you know, not that

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in that shit. You know, I did not

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<v Speaker 2>win the lottery this week. I did not win Mega millions.

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<v Speaker 2>But but the Mega millions was it? Or the powerbu

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<v Speaker 2>Mega millions was the one winner? Was in neptwoh, New Jersey, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>South Jersey in uh a shop right ticket was like

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<v Speaker 2>a little shop pot. I bought twenty tickets. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I had a really good shot. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's in our listening. You thought you did. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I got twenty ps. I gotta win. I will say

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm thinking we if we don't know someone, the

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<v Speaker 2>person that won the slices of all of our listening

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<v Speaker 2>audience definitely knows the person who won. That's if the

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<v Speaker 2>person has the person even come forward yet and been

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<v Speaker 2>public about it. I don't think. I don't think they

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<v Speaker 2>can have. But Root sixty six. There's a shop right

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<v Speaker 2>right there, get your kicks there and nip to New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where it was sold, the winning ticket. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean by right there, right there on Root sixty six. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the shop right, Oh, the shop right, shop right sold

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<v Speaker 2>the ticket. Yeah, I go to shop right. I live

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<v Speaker 2>in New Jersey. I didn't win, No, but it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know there's always there's always mega a power ball

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<v Speaker 2>which is coming up right. I got that going for me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I texted my wife at like, uh, three o'clock, four

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock in an afternoon whatever it was, and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we're six hours away from being multimillionaires or whatever the

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<v Speaker 2>time was. She's like, oh, yeah, I'm preparing. I read

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<v Speaker 2>stats on this. There's just six nine trillion to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's awful. It's the worst odds ever. But we

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<v Speaker 2>still spend their money.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they say, the lottery is uh gambling

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<v Speaker 2>for people who are bad at math. Exactly. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>tax on people who are bad at math. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>either one. Hey, So all right, so we have an

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<v Speaker 2>office pool, and we are the usual suspects we always

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<v Speaker 2>kick in. Now scenario it's just a scenario, hypothetical. I

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<v Speaker 2>forget one day. Ooops, I forgot to put in tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had this comment you're out, you're out. That happened

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<v Speaker 2>to someone and she was an office worker. She always

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<v Speaker 2>chipped in, always three time, and either she was out

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<v Speaker 2>sick or whatever, or she came in late and they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get her money and she was out and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm always in. See you weren't work that day,

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<v Speaker 2>No bullshit. See. I think that if if you're always in,

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<v Speaker 2>then you're part of the crew. And if you forget

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<v Speaker 2>to put your money in this one time and that's

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<v Speaker 2>the time, you win. Personally, I think they should they

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<v Speaker 2>should split in Italy, yeah, because they're always in. Usually

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<v Speaker 2>you can't say always in. Usually they're always in. They're

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<v Speaker 2>always in. But in this one time, this one instance,

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<v Speaker 2>they filled fault was that they were out. They forgot. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>then you know they forgot. Maybe they were like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna win. I'm saving my five bucks today or

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<v Speaker 2>twenty whatever the chip in was. I don't think deliberately.

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<v Speaker 2>What if they deliberately were like, nah, I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 2>a week off. Then when they won, they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh I forgot. I think they're deserving of the ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>You throw them a million for for no, for being

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<v Speaker 2>a good support. Now I'm not giving up eighteen million

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever it is. Come on, man, you don't think so,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't think this is a good it's a good play,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's a person karma. It's good, it's good luck,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good. Just what karma for? You just won the lottery?

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<v Speaker 2>So you know a piano doesn't fall on your head

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<v Speaker 2>when you will leave your building. I don't know sitting

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<v Speaker 2>run over by a car. I'm just saying. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you treat people like shit. It comes around, you go

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<v Speaker 2>around shit. How do you know they honestly forgot? And

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<v Speaker 2>more importantly, it doesn't work that way. Can imagine going

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<v Speaker 2>to Atlantic City and you're playing blackjack and you have

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<v Speaker 2>a seventeen and a dealer show in a twenty and

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted a hit but you didn't, And then the

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<v Speaker 2>next guy gets a four and you're like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>meant to hit no really they did? They go, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you seem like a good guy. You meant to hit.

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<v Speaker 2>No problem. Well, in our office where we work, we

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<v Speaker 2>all agreed. Scotty agreed. Yeah, we all agreed. Yeah, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Now does that count for people who don't work there

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<v Speaker 2>anymore because I always chipped in? Yeah, but yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's now a year and a half removed from the

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<v Speaker 2>last time you participated. It was a timeframe ongoing. We

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<v Speaker 2>are on ongoing. We were like this last three weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been on this run where we've been getting tickets

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<v Speaker 2>every night. In fact, I don't think I paid now

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<v Speaker 2>that now that you mention it, oh, now that I well,

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<v Speaker 2>if you didn't pay, you have to chip, you can no, Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>now did you say, I'm sure Brody would like to

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<v Speaker 2>chip part of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We can call

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<v Speaker 2>him Scotty. Scotty is the king of the latter the

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<v Speaker 2>ticket hold on. Say, I just a quick question for him,

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<v Speaker 2>because I want to let him know I'm in. I

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<v Speaker 2>really hope he answers. We call people blindly on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't warn them. Hey, by the way, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be giving you a call, and as we wait, this

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<v Speaker 2>shows you what he thinks of you. He is not

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<v Speaker 2>answering his phone. Yeah right, he's gonna hit the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>your button on me. No, he's letting a ring. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's just gonna do it, all right, Well it's Scott.

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<v Speaker 4>You've reached my cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You can well, hopefully I can get in on this.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm telling you, if it was me and everybody

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody put in and then one person didn't, and

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<v Speaker 2>we do this on a weekly basis, you would want

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<v Speaker 2>them to give you the money I get. I would

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<v Speaker 2>know I would want no. I would give that person

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<v Speaker 2>the money, the person that one. Oh, if it was me,

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<v Speaker 2>because because I'm a share I'm a person who likes

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<v Speaker 2>to share. I'm not like you know, and what's fair

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<v Speaker 2>is fair. I'm just saying, all right, we'll get back

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<v Speaker 2>to Scotty. You're out and you forgot, I give you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you something I'm not giving you. If I

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<v Speaker 2>we all win eighteen million, I'll give you one. See

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<v Speaker 2>that's shit. But shit is seventeen million after I've been

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<v Speaker 2>a part of this pool every fucking week, and the

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<v Speaker 2>one week that I forgot to contribute, you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give me. It depends on what you mean by forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you in the office sitting next to everybody, or

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<v Speaker 2>you downstairs in the mail room when the money was

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<v Speaker 2>going I think Scotty sent out the group text this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow's powerball. Oh yeah, see nine o'clock this morning. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the air right and I didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>this text. Tomorrow's power ball is nine hundred and thirty

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<v Speaker 2>five million. If you want to give me ten dollars, somehow,

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<v Speaker 2>get it to me somehow, and then you have a shot. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if I would have forgotten, because I'm gonna s I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna vemo him now, so I don't forget. If you

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<v Speaker 2>already bought the tickets, you're your sol. Well that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling him to make sure that I'm in on

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<v Speaker 2>this dead Text him and he'll floor, he'll flow, he'll

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<v Speaker 2>flow up this bullshit. Front you the money. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get text it that you're in, and he'll if

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<v Speaker 2>he buys the tickets, he'll pay pay the tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>you money. Powerball. Good done, Scotty B finished over done,

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<v Speaker 2>then mode all right, great, Now I'm in. Is Elvis playing? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Alvis always plays all the time. But my point, my

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<v Speaker 2>point was, if I would have forgotten, you're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to catch I'm not going to catch a break. We

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<v Speaker 2>were the group where there's ten people who always put

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<v Speaker 2>in if Scotty went around to everybody and then one

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<v Speaker 2>person was like in the bathroom and he forgot to

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<v Speaker 2>ask them, and it's not their fault. Absolutely cut them in, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I would need to know the circumstances. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>person standing there and they just were like, I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you the money later and then forgot. Then that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>They agreed to it. But if the person works in

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<v Speaker 2>the other radio station and they were supposed to come

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<v Speaker 2>down the hall and give you the money like clockwork

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<v Speaker 2>every Tuesday and they forgot, I think it's a larger conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>And I do think that, all right, I'll speak largely. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a larger conversation, and it's more of about a

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<v Speaker 2>pattern of behavior. If your pattern is that you've always participated.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you participated like every week for seventeen years? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, so then you're agreeing with me.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you only chip in like once every five

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<v Speaker 2>months when the when the jackpot is high. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, why do you guys al why do

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<v Speaker 2>it's human? People have asked this question before. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>why does everybody chip in when it's one point one billion,

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<v Speaker 2>but when it's six hundred million. No one's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>one needs to be bothered. It's the same odds. Never

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<v Speaker 2>mind the odds. You're like, yeah, I don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>bother for six hundred million. It's not worth my trip

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<v Speaker 2>to to the grocery store. I think it's because of

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<v Speaker 2>the advertising around it. It's the marketing, you know. It's

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<v Speaker 2>more of No's like, oh, it's up mega millions, up

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<v Speaker 2>to nine hundred million. Now, now that's a threshold. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to win four hundred million. It seems yeah, you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right. And more importantly, if less people play, you

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<v Speaker 2>got a shot and not having to split the prize

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<v Speaker 2>there is lightly met although although they go weeks without winners,

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<v Speaker 2>if in these contents, I know, I know that's how

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<v Speaker 2>that's how it extraordinary it is. And if you're a

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<v Speaker 2>type of person that looks and goes, hey, number fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't come up in eight weeks, I'm gonna bet fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>The machine doesn't know it hasn't come up in breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still the same odds, same ods, or like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't want to pick three numbers in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>The machine doesn't know what balls are coming out. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no heightened odds of sixty seven, sixty eight, and sixty

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<v Speaker 2>nine coming out versus one, three and seven or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the numbers are. I'll space the numbers out. It's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to the machine doing. He's texting me. I'm in the

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<v Speaker 2>car with Cooper and I'm not really sure what you

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about. Just tell him you're in. He's driving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope, he writes back, Fuck you you're out? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, I don't want to. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be the other guy I was calling you. Yeah, So then

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<v Speaker 2>let him get on.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not gonna answer. He called you. Yeah, he's probably

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<v Speaker 2>leaving a voicemail for you.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Yeah, you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody

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<v Speaker 2>and Scary Gary and Brody. Hey, nice, really quick now listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I have hypothetical about the lottery, all right, about the

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<v Speaker 2>powerball tomorrow? Hi, Scott?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right? Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know you know I'm always in I'm always in

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Now today I forgot. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you bought the tickets yet I did not, Thank god? Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I've you ten dollars. But my question was

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<v Speaker 2>had I forgotten, and you bought the tickets and we won.

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<v Speaker 2>They won? Yeah, and they won?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>We won? Am I am I entitled to my share

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm usually in but I might have forgotten to

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<v Speaker 2>give you money this time.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, dude, but not my share.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Wow, Scotty. The first thing I said, first

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<v Speaker 2>thing I said to him was Scotty said, yes, he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Scotty totally would share. I said, no, he wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>So look, I don't, Scott. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 3>a dick. But I mean, like six or seven people

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<v Speaker 3>maybe for got this week, so we share with everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>But how does Scott, Scott, how are you supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>know who forgot? Who decided? Like, eh, I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 2>a week go off. I lose every week.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly, so you know, I look, I totally get the argument.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that it's happened before in offices and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that, where one person forgot and they usually always

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<v Speaker 3>do it. But I mean, at what point here is

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<v Speaker 3>it enough?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I I love everybody that I work with,

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<v Speaker 3>but I mean I don't think that I would share

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<v Speaker 3>the winning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that would cause a serious problem. Amongst us.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that would be he wouldn't be there anymore,

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<v Speaker 2>he'd have a billion dollars. You can go fuck yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>am I right, Scott?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I mean it wouldn't be the kind of thing

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<v Speaker 3>where I don't know who you guys are anymore. But

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<v Speaker 3>I probably would quit my job and I'll probably never

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<v Speaker 3>see you anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>But right, exactly, Look, look, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I totally get Look, I get both sides of

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<v Speaker 3>the argument. I totally do. But I just don't think

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<v Speaker 3>that I wouldn't start like giving up to people that

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<v Speaker 3>normally put in but forgot. I wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I never forget. I'm there every time. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the one time time. Well I didn't because you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>buy the tickets yet, so I I just venmoed you.

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<v Speaker 2>What doesn't matter now what we did. But the point

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<v Speaker 2>that the point is if you hadn't given him the money, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I know it was if I hadn't let me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, well let me ask you this. What if? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so what if we all bought the tickets or I

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<v Speaker 3>bought the tickets and we lost, but you usually put

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<v Speaker 3>money in, but you did it. Are you gonna give

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<v Speaker 3>me the money after the fact, even though we lost.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great question. No, you didn't buy me a ticket. No,

0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:37.439
<v Speaker 2>he's right, though, the mentally right if you're mentally in. Regardless,

0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.480
<v Speaker 2>you're mentally in. If they lose, you still all the money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a horrible way of looking at this. You just

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<v Speaker 2>cost yourself a half a billion dollars out. Well, you're out.

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<v Speaker 2>Scotty's right, And by the way, I knew Scotty would

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<v Speaker 2>be right.

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<v Speaker 3>The good news is I did not buy the tickets yet,

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<v Speaker 3>so you still had time. And if you've been on me,

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<v Speaker 3>then you'll be in. I'm gonna buy them tomorrow afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. All right, let's go more more important. If

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<v Speaker 2>Scotty buys tickets for eight people and you were the

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<v Speaker 2>ninth and they win, then the tickets he would have

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<v Speaker 2>bought with your extra money were losers. Anyway, Ah, come on, man,

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<v Speaker 2>that my right stuff. Yeah, he would have given you

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<v Speaker 2>money for ten more tickets. Those were all losers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why. That's why I have to buy them all.

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<v Speaker 3>At the same time. I don't ever buy any additionals.

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<v Speaker 3>I always buy my personal tickets separately. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>any controversy. I take a picture of the ones that

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<v Speaker 3>I buy some work and I send them to everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's it, because I don't want anyone accusing me of,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, stealing the winning tickets. That's what you gotta

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<v Speaker 3>be really careful with.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife was at work, She's like, hey, go get tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, how much I sent? And I

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, while I was there, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I got an extra five in my pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>So I bought a couple extra you know passes on

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<v Speaker 2>the side, and I said, here are the twenty, here're

0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the ones we chipped in for. I put some numbers

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<v Speaker 2>that were important to me that weren't important to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I figured, you know what, if I win, I went,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving the money anyway. But the point was I

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<v Speaker 2>sent to pictures of the numbers. Yeah, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Brodie's a a guy that if his wife didn't chip

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<v Speaker 2>in and he won, she wouldn't get half the half

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<v Speaker 2>the money. That's the kind of guy he is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, legally i'd have no choice. Scary, right,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. Well I didn't know that anyway, you know

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<v Speaker 2>the laws.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but yeah, I mean I already signed I already

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<v Speaker 3>signed the thing. I wouldn't have to give anything, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm pulling pulling it to adventure Land with.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen while we have you on the phone. Just want

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<v Speaker 2>to say that congratulations are being nominated in the iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast of the War Awards. You didn't win this year,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, nominated. Welcome to the losers club that

0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.800
<v Speaker 2>we were in for a while. Exactly because he guess

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<v Speaker 2>you know what they say. It's just you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>It's an honor to be nominated, isn't it in the

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<v Speaker 2>best food podcast category?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>We were. We were the first ones on the show

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<v Speaker 2>to lose. We lost in season one, right, first year ever?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, congratulations, congratulations, Yeah, I mean, you know what, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just super cool. It was super cool to be there.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know who any of those fricking people were,

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<v Speaker 3>but somebody. Yeah, it it was fun to be amongst

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<v Speaker 3>the people I didn't know, but it was it was fun.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a good time there, but we were very

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<v Speaker 3>honored to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. And Scotty B and Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>on the Serial Killers podcast, make sure you check them out.

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<v Speaker 2>What you done with us podcast? Brothers part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran podcast network. That's correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you. You know what now I cannot now,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to listen to this episode. I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, leave them talkbacks with the All Had radio. I

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<v Speaker 2>hit the microphone, leave Scott Andrew talkbacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I definitely will. All right, all right, guys, Well

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<v Speaker 3>it was great talking to you. Happy, yes, happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I do is the kiddie rides.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the person.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? All right, thanks, I'm hiding. I'm hiding Easter

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<v Speaker 3>eggs in the backyard, all cast all cash this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get out. That's so cool, man, congratulating.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to the I went to the bank and

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<v Speaker 3>I got all the stupid currencies. I got dollar coins

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<v Speaker 3>and half dollars and two dollar bills. And that's what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on in my backyard this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're the coolest dad. They love it for that.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's got the Catholic spirit too. I like that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good Friday. Enjoy the rid. The money rises and

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<v Speaker 2>increases any value.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, all right, I'm gonna go. I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 3>my I'm gonna go get my free ham do. Great day, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>yea by take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Love talking to Scottie Bee. You bury your two dollar

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<v Speaker 2>bill on Easter? Does it come back as a ten?

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<v Speaker 2>I would hope. So my podcast, can I tell you

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<v Speaker 2>a little pizza dilemma I had? Yeah? Now you know,

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<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite And this is not a slight

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<v Speaker 2>against this this organization, because I love them, I love

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<v Speaker 2>the owners. I don't know if I even want to

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<v Speaker 2>mention the name of the company. I did tweet about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a friend who lives in Manhattan who's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't we get together for lunch? I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't feel like coming into the city. Is well, I

0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.400
<v Speaker 2>don't have a car. I can't come out to Jersey

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<v Speaker 2>by you. How about we meet where the train goes

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<v Speaker 2>to Jersey. What don't we meet Hoboken? How some pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great place to meet, great place, Hoboken once

0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:05.720
<v Speaker 2>once train stop out of the city. Boom right there

0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:09.000
<v Speaker 2>es centrally located. Well essential, yeah, for where we're located,

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<v Speaker 2>or for where you guys are you live in Long Island?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not so essentially no, Yeah, anyway, So I say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, let's go to Autochoke Pizza. You know

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<v Speaker 2>you know how. I love the owners, I love the company,

0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:26.680
<v Speaker 2>I love the vodka Sicilian, I love the regular Sailio pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>As we speak, Yeah, you had it this morning, had

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. So I say, I look up and I

0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:36.160
<v Speaker 2>see that they they open at eleven. I'm like, oh, well,

0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:38.240
<v Speaker 2>we're meeting at noon. Let's just meet there. They'll be

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<v Speaker 2>opening at eleven. We'll get there at noon. Perfect. So

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<v Speaker 2>I I drive over to Hoboken. I find a parking space.

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<v Speaker 2>He's waiting outside for me. We go in and the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>there's one guy working there, and he goes, no pizza

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<v Speaker 2>for a half hour. I said, what, no pizza? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because they open it eleven, right, and then it takes

0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:01.280
<v Speaker 2>them the the hour and a half. Yeah, because those

0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.600
<v Speaker 2>pizzas take a while, you know. They they take twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes to a half hour, or they have to

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<v Speaker 2>they have to heat the ovens up. Sir Bury. The

0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:09.000
<v Speaker 2>guy came in late. The guy overslept. It was obvious

0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:12.199
<v Speaker 2>what had happened. He was still like he wasn't like

0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.359
<v Speaker 2>there wasn't pizza in the oven. He was still like

0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.920
<v Speaker 2>kneading the dough in his hands. That's why he said

0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.760
<v Speaker 2>that no pizza for a half hour. He must have

0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.200
<v Speaker 2>gotten there an hour late. Maybe he didn't set his

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he set his clock back too early, like three

0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.600
<v Speaker 2>weeks too early. That's pretty shitty. Actually, if you're open

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<v Speaker 2>for business at eleven am, you need to do the

0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:35.040
<v Speaker 2>prep work before you open the doors. You get there

0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:36.439
<v Speaker 2>on time, you get it. You gotta be there like

0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:40.919
<v Speaker 2>nine ten o'clock getting everything ready. That's exactly right. And

0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:42.639
<v Speaker 2>you can't tell me they sold out of every slice

0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.440
<v Speaker 2>of pizza. But no, no, no, no, they clearly didn't

0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:48.720
<v Speaker 2>have anything ready, right, So hardly disappointed. So I'm not

0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.720
<v Speaker 2>going to tell you where we went, but we started

0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:55.440
<v Speaker 2>walking on Washington Boulevard Street, Washington the Street and Great

0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:59.240
<v Speaker 2>Great Street Restaurants. Was this yesterday? No, No, a couple

0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:03.360
<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago. Call me, you're in my neighborhood. Yeah,

0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.119
<v Speaker 2>I was out with a friend. You don't know, so

0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:06.800
<v Speaker 2>what you're in my neighborhood. You got to give me

0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:09.040
<v Speaker 2>a call like, yeah, it's scary, I'm close. I didn't

0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 2>want to hang out with you. I was hanging out

0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.119
<v Speaker 2>with him. Yeah, but I mean, you're in my neighborhood.

0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.680
<v Speaker 2>When you drop by, you should actually get the area.

0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:17.680
<v Speaker 2>How many times have you been in my neighborhood and

0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:20.199
<v Speaker 2>you deliberately call me and go, dude, I'm at this

0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.800
<v Speaker 2>gray restaurant in your town. Dude, I'm at the catering

0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.439
<v Speaker 2>hall around the corner from your house. You've done that

0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:27.600
<v Speaker 2>so many times you never once say like, Hey, afterwards,

0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going out to a bar. Why don't you hang out?

0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Well?

0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Hey, can I come over? I got a gift, bring

0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:36.520
<v Speaker 2>a little day fair enough. So we walked by one

0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:41.640
<v Speaker 2>pizza place. Looks trash, just trash. I know the one,

0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, okay. Then we walked to another one. I

0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:49.359
<v Speaker 2>wanted to go to. Is it Tony Pepperoni's ton They're

0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.280
<v Speaker 2>well rated, But they were like fifteen blocks away and

0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:55.240
<v Speaker 2>over an avenue, that's correct. So somewhere around the eight

0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.439
<v Speaker 2>block mark, we're like, let's just go to the next

0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.400
<v Speaker 2>pizza place. How bad could the pizza be? Well, first

0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:02.560
<v Speaker 2>of all, before you stop right there, I already knew

0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:06.439
<v Speaker 2>the answer. We'll stop right. I know pizza can be

0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:09.720
<v Speaker 2>not great. Uh yeah, Well, before you even go any further,

0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:12.120
<v Speaker 2>I just want to say this. You could you could

0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.679
<v Speaker 2>have called me at least for some pizza advice, and

0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.159
<v Speaker 2>that could I slice apped I checked. I knew you

0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:19.440
<v Speaker 2>should have gone to this one of three places to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh but okay, which one did you go to? H

0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:25.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say their name? Why not? No,

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<v Speaker 2>they're known for having a giant slice. Oh I know,

0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.120
<v Speaker 2>I know the one you went too. Yeah. And first

0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:33.720
<v Speaker 2>of all you go in, it's dumpy as hell. Well

0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:35.960
<v Speaker 2>that's the charm of the place. It's been sixties, so

0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:39.399
<v Speaker 2>it's it's nineteen seventies dumpy. Second of all, everywhere is

0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:42.760
<v Speaker 2>very nice. But I was like, I say to my friend, hey, listen,

0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:45.280
<v Speaker 2>this place is known for the big slice. I had

0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:47.920
<v Speaker 2>it once like ten years ago. It wasn't bad overrated.

0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:51.480
<v Speaker 2>That was ten years ago. Yeah. Right. So I saw

0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.159
<v Speaker 2>there's like a sign up with all the topics you

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.240
<v Speaker 2>can buy. I was like, oh, well, you know what,

0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:58.160
<v Speaker 2>you got a sausage slice ready? No, no sosage slice.

0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I put the sausage on for you. So I was like, uh,

0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:04.240
<v Speaker 2>that's when they take the raw sausage and throw it

0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:08.240
<v Speaker 2>on a already cooked, sitting out all day pizza. Ah.

0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:11.400
<v Speaker 2>So I got a giant slice of shit. My friend

0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:13.480
<v Speaker 2>got a giant slight. Put peppers or mushrooms of some

0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.679
<v Speaker 2>vegetable on there, and it was like, you know, it

0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:20.159
<v Speaker 2>was like eating when listen, when pizza is good, I

0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:22.840
<v Speaker 2>don't care if it's small, large, medium, I'd rather have

0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:26.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, but what a pizza is not great and

0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:29.880
<v Speaker 2>it's huge, that's twice as bad. Now you've got more

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:32.200
<v Speaker 2>of not great. So the whole time I'm sitting there

0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.280
<v Speaker 2>going you know whose fault this is? Don't you auto

0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:39.760
<v Speaker 2>choke pizza? Oh yeah, because the guy was slept And

0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:42.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you autochoke pizza. I'm not again. It happens

0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.840
<v Speaker 2>people oversleep some of the best pizza on the planet.

0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:49.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say this, find a location and go. I'm

0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:51.520
<v Speaker 2>just saying I ended up with bad pizza because my

0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:54.760
<v Speaker 2>intention was to have fantastic pizza. Well you could have

0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:58.280
<v Speaker 2>called me number one. Number two. Google ratings are your

0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:02.480
<v Speaker 2>friend help not so much. Yelp is just a bunch

0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:04.720
<v Speaker 2>of fucking complainers. People just get on there just to

0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.480
<v Speaker 2>trash a place. Google reviews they're all complainers now too.

0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I will say this. I will say this Google rate

0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:15.280
<v Speaker 2>if it's Google ratings versus Yelp ratings on food places.

0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:19.040
<v Speaker 2>The Yelp people are a bunch of bastards. They're people.

0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Nobody's specific. It's just a certain kind of person that

0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:25.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to associate myself with. That leaves these

0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:30.720
<v Speaker 2>scathing reviews on Yelp, Yelp, Yelp and slices if you're

0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:34.720
<v Speaker 2>a Yelp reviewer. But I do think that Yelp tends

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:39.840
<v Speaker 2>to really downgrade and downscore places for petty bullshit, Whereas

0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:43.280
<v Speaker 2>if I'm looking for a good spot with awesome atmosphere

0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:47.399
<v Speaker 2>and amazing food, I think the Google ratings on those

0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:50.159
<v Speaker 2>are a little bit more true to life and what

0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:52.439
<v Speaker 2>makes you what what gives you that impression that anyone

0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:55.400
<v Speaker 2>on Google is because I know it's on atmosphere five

0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:58.000
<v Speaker 2>hundred to one thousand. If I see five hundred ratings

0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:01.760
<v Speaker 2>on a on a restaurant and it's a four point

0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:04.399
<v Speaker 2>four or above, I know I'm in a good spot.

0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Four point four to four point five is great, four

0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:09.880
<v Speaker 2>point six and four point seven is rare. And if

0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:11.920
<v Speaker 2>you could find, if you could eat, I don't go

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:15.160
<v Speaker 2>to four point four's. You should no, because that means

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:17.240
<v Speaker 2>a huge percentage of people gave it a one or two.

0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going down no, not to no, no, No, did

0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:22.520
<v Speaker 2>would you buy something on eBay from somebody who had

0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:30.000
<v Speaker 2>an eighty nine percent rating? No, My my barometer is

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:32.640
<v Speaker 2>usually four point fives is where is where it's at

0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 2>for me? Okay, a four point four is an eighty

0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:36.240
<v Speaker 2>eight rating out of one hundred. I tell you this

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.480
<v Speaker 2>right now. You're not going to find many places. Most

0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 2>places you find are four point zero and above. You

0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.000
<v Speaker 2>don't go to four point ohs forget that. No, no, no,

0:23:45.040 --> 0:23:47.320
<v Speaker 2>you don't. And if you see a three, get the

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.400
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of there, run the other way, unless it's

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Chinese takeout, because everybody complains about everything with Chinese takeout.

0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:55.080
<v Speaker 2>But if you if you have, but the place also

0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:58.679
<v Speaker 2>has to have sustain that over several ratings. So if

0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:03.200
<v Speaker 2>you have nine hundred and you've maintained a four point five,

0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:06.399
<v Speaker 2>four point six, even four point seven, you're in a

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:08.520
<v Speaker 2>very special place. I can tell you this right now.

0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:11.240
<v Speaker 2>But I still go read the negative ones first. Well,

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:13.240
<v Speaker 2>you don't need the review. You don't get granular and

0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:15.920
<v Speaker 2>read reviews. At that point, you just you can't. You search,

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:20.760
<v Speaker 2>but you shouldn't. It doesn't to me. It's like that's

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>one person through. One person had a shitty experience and

0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:25.600
<v Speaker 2>then you know they put that on the note. You

0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:27.040
<v Speaker 2>know what happens. A lot of times you'll go look

0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:29.160
<v Speaker 2>at the negative ratings and they'll say, I've been coming

0:24:29.160 --> 0:24:32.160
<v Speaker 2>here for twelve years, and since they sold the place

0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:34.520
<v Speaker 2>six months ago, it's been terrible. You got to check

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 2>for that shit. Sometimes you see a great rating and

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:38.520
<v Speaker 2>then you go to like, oh, it's on the new management.

0:24:38.520 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 2>You didn't know and now it sucks. That's why it

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 2>went from a four to eight to a four to four.

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:44.920
<v Speaker 2>And you're thinking, wow, they maintain a four to four.

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:46.959
<v Speaker 2>And I do the research and I see that they

0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 2>had a four to eight they dropped to a four

0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:50.919
<v Speaker 2>to four. There could be that, but I'll say that

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:56.760
<v Speaker 2>a nah. Listen, I'm a food connoisseur. I'm a bie.

0:24:56.760 --> 0:25:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bougie bastard. Yes, I get very and I

0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 2>eat a lot. Yes, And I will tell you I

0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 2>go out to eat a lot, I get a lot.

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm very very particular, and I know my ship all

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:13.160
<v Speaker 2>right when it comes to that. I'm telling you now,

0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling the slices this. You listen, take this advice

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 2>the way you want whatever. You could listen to Brody,

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 2>whatever you want to do Chinese takeout. What I'm saying

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.440
<v Speaker 2>is this if if you go to a restaurant, I'm

0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 2>just generalizing for the moment. Okay, you never if you

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 2>look at a restaurant, it doesn't have to be pizza.

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:33.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a restaurant that you're going out to eat. Don't

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 2>open up YELP. Open up Google Maps, okay, because Google

0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Maps has the ratings, has pictures, has the website, has

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 2>everything and has the on it. Okay, So so go

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 2>open Google Maps. People, listen, Google cans know how Google works. Right,

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 2>open Google Maps and type of place, use your finger

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:53.360
<v Speaker 2>and four points. And then if you see a restaurant

0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 2>that can sustain a four point five or above with

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.879
<v Speaker 2>over let's call it four hundred raising ratings and above

0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 2>for reviews and above. Honestly, those places right there are

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:10.440
<v Speaker 2>really special places, and I will go to them sight unseen.

0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>If I see a four point never had a bad

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 2>ex never zero, never, No. Because if I see a

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:18.439
<v Speaker 2>four point seven and it has eight hundred reviews and

0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 2>it's able to sustain a four point seven over eight

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:24.840
<v Speaker 2>hundred reviews, I know, for shit, sure it's a great spot.

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I just want to measure they have fire the chef

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:29.480
<v Speaker 2>for the new owners. I've never gotten stuck, never gotten stuck.

0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:31.280
<v Speaker 2>You know, every time someplace changed his owners, it goes

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>right in the toilet, right. But you're not banking on that.

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:37.160
<v Speaker 2>You're banking on the fact on that. If I'm checking

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:40.760
<v Speaker 2>one hundred, check on it. But yeah, that's it. But

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>all this is minutia. Okay, dude, I'm broadstroking. Man. You

0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 2>should have gone. Dude, I don't want to see you

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:48.440
<v Speaker 2>doing that. We're on a podcast now, You're a dick.

0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:52.160
<v Speaker 2>So what you would do? What I'm telling you right

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 2>now is this, Okay, okay, okay. How many reviews are

0:26:56.600 --> 0:27:00.919
<v Speaker 2>you giving a broken pizza? Okay? Now, this is what

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:02.399
<v Speaker 2>I would do if I were you, I would have

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 2>been in the Hoboken I would open up Google Maps.

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Here I am Hobogan Beats. I did Google Maps. I

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 2>will short by places. I would filter four point five yeah,

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 2>and above four point five. Okay, mm hm m that okay.

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 2>So the places that are listed were boring the rest

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 2>of the country. I'm just taking me no, but people are.

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is but people can apply this to

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 2>their restaurant and the locals now they totally get it.

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 2>They all got it. Slices. You're with me, you get it.

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Ato strata amazing four point five. I see that place?

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 2>You didn't see it? Did you slice place? I have

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 2>to go buy a pie and sit down. Okay, Basil's

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:43.000
<v Speaker 2>four point Oh guess what? Okay? I didn't go to

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:45.879
<v Speaker 2>buses because it's the same. Yeah, and there were no

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 2>chairs and basilies is a rip off of a choke. Pacilis'

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 2>not going there. Okay. The one you ended up at

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 2>is a four point three with two thousand reviews. So

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>by your sense, it's close, wouldn't go what you said

0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 2>it's close. I would go to I would have go

0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 2>to the tenth Street Pizza or Flower that wasn't near

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 2>either of those. Let's move Okay, we move on. Don't oversleep.

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm one of my pizza. You could have brought some

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:13.919
<v Speaker 2>pizza home for me, you know I would have come

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.639
<v Speaker 2>to your house and gotten it. You know what the

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 2>sad part is there was a ballion out a three

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 2>or four whole pies still sitting there on the counter.

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Dur anymore. I would have taken a pie home like

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I always did. You should have done that. A real

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:26.600
<v Speaker 2>friend would have taken it. But what am I going

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:29.479
<v Speaker 2>to see you out? Pizza? I would have been there

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:31.400
<v Speaker 2>in a hot beeat. Oh is that what it's gonna

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.400
<v Speaker 2>take for you to come to my house and autograph

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:37.200
<v Speaker 2>these t shirts that we owe the slices? Hey, listen,

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>they just got to your house yesterday. Yeah, I got time,

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 2>all right? How much time you got? I said, I

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 2>come Monday? All right, Monday, Monday. It is all right,

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>scary and Verdie, you got my sound clips by the way,

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 2>so a few. Yeah, by the way, if you did send,

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 2>if you're waiting on your order, I just got the

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 2>shirts yesterday or two days ago, now, yeah, and uh,

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 2>here we are. So I'm gonna sign them. Berdi's gonna

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 2>sign them. We're gonna have a signing party together. Berdie's

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:07.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna bring pizza for me. We're just gonna bring over

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>some lunch. You're gonna bring pizza from one of your

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 2>highly raded pizza places. Well you're gonna no, no, You're coming

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 2>with my house, so you're gonna bring me food. Oh no, no,

0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have pizza ready for me because I'm making

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 2>the commute. I did the hot pat of a seconds

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:23.160
<v Speaker 2>and tolls baby, you're gonna come to my house empty handed. No,

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have a I'll bring a fork and a

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 2>knife with me, not for the pizza, just whatever else

0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 2>you might have. I'll bring my own sodas. I'll have

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 2>to drink your five year old diet coke. It tastes

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 2>like metal. So hopefully by the end of next week,

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 2>you guys will all have your orders fulfilled. We see you,

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 2>We see you. Yeah, so you have my sound clips.

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to talk about my awful home selling

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>experience or the story that's gonna offend people? I think

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 2>we should do a little bit of all right, shout

0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 2>out and apologies in advance to anyone listening or anyone

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 2>who's friends with or related to conjoined twins. I can't

0:29:57.440 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 2>imagine anyone fits that bill on this on slices, But

0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 2>we have questions. Not looking to be offensive, we have questions.

0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Scary one to tell the story because I've got questions. Yeah.

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:09.959
<v Speaker 2>So I was scrolling through Instagram today and I realized,

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, remember those conjoined twins that they had

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 2>on Oprah back in the nineties. Their names on Oprah

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 2>they were, of course they're conjoined Abby and Abby and Brittany.

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Abby and Brittany are conjoined twins, all right, and they

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:28.560
<v Speaker 2>they're famous and then we actually had a reality show

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 2>based on them. Uh, they're popular anyway. The thing is

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 2>they share they share every organ below the waste right

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 2>above the way, two hearts but whatever. They do share

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 2>a bloodstream, they share a blood stream and everything. They

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 2>have one button one hu haa right, I guess they

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:49.720
<v Speaker 2>have two. They each have a pair of boobs, Yeah,

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>they do. They got four, yeah, because we don't know.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.239
<v Speaker 2>We don't know that they can have three. We don't know.

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 2>They said above above the waist anyway. Yeah, but that's

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 2>not all. So the news has come out and according

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 2>to social media, that conjoined twin, Abby, just one of them,

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>is now married to an army veteran. And there's a

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>picture of Abby with her arm around her husband. The

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 2>problem is Britney's arm is also around her husband. Well,

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 2>we don't know that. We don't see it. Well, actually

0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I have a picture that just has one of the

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:24.880
<v Speaker 2>pictures I had not from the side, it looked like

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>both their arms were both I mean, if you're gonna

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>hug them, you gotta hug with both arms, right. The

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 2>problem is well, there's a lot of questions here, and

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 2>again we don't want to offend anybody, but Bertie and

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>I started talking about this off the air before we

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>got on here, and we're like, well, well, I have

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>so many, so many questions, starting with Okay, first of all,

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 2>is it possible for just one to get married? I

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 2>guess so because they consider two different people, they have

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:51.440
<v Speaker 2>social screty numbers, they're all right, so then yeah, but

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 2>but what if the one on the left wants to

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>save herself for marriage and they only have one hu ha,

0:31:57.160 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 2>then the other ones having sex with.

0:31:58.440 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Her hu ha.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Well they're both feeling it because they have just want

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 2>to imagine. So so this guy's got the both of them,

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>he's a lot of pressure, right, But what if you're

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 2>kissing one is the other one just there looking just

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 2>to look away and turn her head. Do you put

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 2>a cloth over her head or something or I don't know.

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 2>It's weird because but what and what if what if

0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 2>the other one, the unmarried one, falls in love with

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 2>another guy? Now what do you take turns? Like the

0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Asian Siamese twins in the seventies, they had two families,

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 2>two houses. They would take turns whose house they lived in?

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 2>But again, like, okay, I don't know any questions. Let's say,

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>for instance, the one that got married, yeah, is engaging

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 2>in an oral activity with her husband. That's what I'm saying.

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>The other one is right there, it's right there now,

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 2>So does this guy get two from one? Well, that's

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 2>that's the ultimate head, I guess, or but or that

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 2>would that be considered chet him? I don't Is he

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>cheating on her with the other one? Look, I don't

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>want to get crude, but you know, and and why

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 2>did this guy go down this road? Was it for

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.320
<v Speaker 2>that reason? I don't know what he went down. My

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:20.000
<v Speaker 2>point is, look, he loves her, I get it. But

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>what if the other one hates him? She might He's

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:30.360
<v Speaker 2>always there, he's right yeah, And I mean, is that

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 2>a threesome? Is the other one involved or she's not right?

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 2>So look, I'm not making fun I God bless them.

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:41.719
<v Speaker 2>There the inspirational people. So Abby one of them, well,

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Abby controls the right side, Britney controls the left, so

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 2>her right hand so yeah, so so she might put

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:52.239
<v Speaker 2>her right arm around him to hug her husband, but

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 2>the left left arm doesn't hug him because she's like,

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 2>she's not married to him, or if she does, does

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 2>she does the sister feel get jealous because it's like,

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:04.600
<v Speaker 2>get your hands off my man? But what if he's

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 2>pleasuring his wife and the other one starts feeling pleasure?

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Does she say to us they share everything below the waist? Right? Well, okay,

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:20.440
<v Speaker 2>here's another question. We're gonna go there. Oh boy, what

0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 2>if the husband wants no boy something special for his birthday? Right,

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, oh, let's try it over there, and

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 2>the wife is like, yeah, let's do that, and then

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the sister's like, I don't want that. That's an exit,

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 2>Like who gets to you have to like talk it out,

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>like I'm not into that. I think I am into it.

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 2>By the way, this is what if? This is? What

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 2>if he's messy and messes on both of them? Like

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>is this? Well? I will say I definitely acknowledge that

0:34:56.840 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 2>the sister gets a free honeymoon for the conjoined twins. Definitely,

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm okay with the day them pronouns on that. Yeah,

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:07.759
<v Speaker 2>but it's it's they them, the two of them, it's

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:10.239
<v Speaker 2>two people. Yeah, yeah, that's actually that's actually works, that

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 2>actually works really well. Well, let me ask you another question.

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:14.080
<v Speaker 2>What if the sister decides she wants to identify as

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.080
<v Speaker 2>a man, they no longer can join the Oh my god.

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 2>So that's why we have so many questions. There's so

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>many questions. But are they addressing this? I mean, they

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.960
<v Speaker 2>had a reality show, but I don't know if I

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>don't know if they're gonna go What if one of

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 2>them wants to go to a nude beach other one

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 2>doesn't like? How do you work? I don't want to

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:33.799
<v Speaker 2>know about the wedding day? Did both of them wear

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:36.000
<v Speaker 2>the dress they had to? Yes, they both wore the dress.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't need one of them wore a veil. One

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:40.319
<v Speaker 2>of them wore the veil, the other one. They wore

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:44.399
<v Speaker 2>a dress. Okay, Now does he carry them both over

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 2>the threshold? I have to you know, Hey, what if

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 2>one of them wants to shave like her legs and

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:57.239
<v Speaker 2>one doesn't. There's a problem there. How do they think

0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 2>about basic things like like clothing? Well, what if they

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 2>don't want to I don't like that. I don't like

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 2>shure they've worked that out? Yeah? Did they compromise? But

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:08.560
<v Speaker 2>how did they work out the stuff that we're questioning?

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.680
<v Speaker 2>And again, we're just I just feel like, did that

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 2>make it fun? Abby? Just? How did they work that

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 2>out with him? That's a great question. What if she's like,

0:36:16.719 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I want to go on a date tonight, the other

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 2>one's like, I got a headache. But Abby also sabotaged

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 2>her sister because now she got married. There's no hope

0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:27.919
<v Speaker 2>for her sister to get married to someone else because

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>she's there. Well, how is that? How is she gonna

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 2>get married to another guy? You pretty much you fucked me.

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 2>You fucked me because now literally you got married, and

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 2>now I'm not. Well, let's say another way. Your husband

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 2>always here. Let's say let's say let's say another guy

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 2>marries her. Let's just say, okay, all right, he marries

0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:49.560
<v Speaker 2>the second one. I've got crazy visuals. Okay, he's married

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 2>to the second one. If the second one has sex

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 2>with the second husband, that guy is also having sex

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.840
<v Speaker 2>with the first guy, exactly. And does he have a

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 2>right to get jealous? Exactly? I don't think he's got

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 2>any rights in this case. I really marry how you

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>just can't marry her? Huha, that's my who ha, that's

0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 2>my wife's who a. I think he's just got to

0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>roll with the punches because he's signed up for this,

0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:16.839
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, you know what if another guy comes

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 2>into the picture, literally for for her sister, I guess

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:24.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to deal with it. He has no say,

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 2>he has no say over over their body. What if

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 2>the first of her but they have sex Thursday night

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 2>and the second one is like, it's my birthday, I

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:36.320
<v Speaker 2>want to have sex tonight. Do they take turns? I

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I had to have worked this out because there are

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 2>separate They are separate people would have that. You know,

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:48.000
<v Speaker 2>they have two heads, two brains, right, two hearts, so honest.

0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 2>One one is in love with the guy. The other

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:55.840
<v Speaker 2>one has her own set of values and her own thoughts.

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 2>So what if you're watching television and your sister gets

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.359
<v Speaker 2>into a fight with her husband. She wants the storm

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 2>out of the room, but you're watching TV. It's a lot.

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I give the sister all the credit in the world

0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 2>for well get along with this. If you want to

0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 2>attempt to answer any of these questions, leave us a

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 2>talk back on the iHeart question. I got one more question,

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 2>never mind the husband, serious question. When they go to

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, do you think they have to decide whose

0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 2>turn it is to wipe. Absolutely, they do because one

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 2>of them, because I did it last time. So your turn, right, fascinating,

0:38:33.960 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 2>fascinating so but but more importantly the marriage thing. Good

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>for them, congrat well, good for her and the guy.

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Congratulations looking forward to this on slice. Okay, I can't

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:47.239
<v Speaker 2>fathom being the other sister and the guy's there all

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 2>the time. Now this the other sister getting married definitely

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:54.400
<v Speaker 2>through a wrench. Sleep in the bed with that now, yes,

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 2>she does, whether she likes him or not, with her

0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 2>with her brother. What if the guys like, I like

0:38:59.880 --> 0:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>this on the left side of the bed. No, not

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.839
<v Speaker 2>her brother in law. That's right with you, brother in law.

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a brother in law, brother law.

0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:05.160
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>But what if what if he doesn't want to sleep

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>on the right side of the bed, he wants top

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 2>on the left side of the bed. He can't now

0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 2>because there's a sister in the way. Yeah, this is

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:15.880
<v Speaker 2>that's right. Yeah, he's got to sleep on the side.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 2>And then whatever they're doing sexually, if she's like he's like,

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 2>one of them rolls over, I don't want has to

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:23.839
<v Speaker 2>roll over. There's not that much give. I mean, they're

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 2>they're conjoined. Well, I'm saying, if one of them wants

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>to stay on their back and the other one's like

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm resting here, I just I can't. If one of

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 2>them is asleep, like, oh my god, don't wake me

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 2>up for this, I can't. I can't wrap my head

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.839
<v Speaker 2>around it. I can't. I can't. I mean, I guess

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 2>you're in an open relationship, but you're not. And again,

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:42.400
<v Speaker 2>if if if you guys as Siamese twins listening slices,

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I apologize. Siamese conjoined twins, same thing, Siamese and conjoined

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 2>to the same thing. Yes, not but cats, but yes,

0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>really I didn't know that. Yeah, you will look that up.

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Conjoined twins maybe the new nice way of saying it.

0:39:56.080 --> 0:40:00.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Arah originally was Siamese twins. If that's offensive,

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.479
<v Speaker 2>and I apologize. So now I'm wondering how many other

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 2>couples like this exist in this world, because I've seen

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 2>twins married twins, right, No, Yeah, but what I'm saying

0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:13.760
<v Speaker 2>is no conjoined twins, another set of twins that aren't conjoined. Oh,

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:16.839
<v Speaker 2>but conjoined twins marrying conjoined twins. That's probably the best

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 2>matchup that you could have. Yeah, but what if you

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:21.960
<v Speaker 2>were in love diagonally, Like what if you fall in

0:40:21.960 --> 0:40:23.520
<v Speaker 2>love with the one on the left, but you're on

0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:25.680
<v Speaker 2>the you're on the right. No, no, you're on the right.

0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 2>There on the right, but when you face each other,

0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:28.239
<v Speaker 2>you're both on the right. That means you got to

0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:33.560
<v Speaker 2>come in from behind to line up. I do you imagine,

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Like if if right guy meets right woman and left

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:38.959
<v Speaker 2>guy falls in love with left woman, when you face

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>each other you're diagonally across, you couldn't possibly make that work.

0:40:44.600 --> 0:40:48.959
<v Speaker 2>You'd have to be behind them. I'm just my mind

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.640
<v Speaker 2>is going so many places right now. And by the way,

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.880
<v Speaker 2>if you look, if you look at a few places, anyone,

0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 2>anyone who posted this story on a major publication, just

0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:02.960
<v Speaker 2>go right to the comment section. Don't even because the

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 2>comment section is where the comedy is. Folks. All right,

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>if you have questions that we that we haven't thought of,

0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:10.480
<v Speaker 2>it was to talk back. Yeah, if you have answers

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 2>on what you think the question to question, you're a

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 2>conjoined twin and you have an answer, please bring it on.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Thank you the Glen Boys Podcast. We will be right back.

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:25.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm still reeling from before. I can't believe we covered that.

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I was half joking when I said we should we

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 2>should talk about it, And now you're like, no, let

0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:35.359
<v Speaker 2>it rip. Well you and I was split on it. Well, Hio, Oh,

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 2>unlike them. You think they do the brody and scary,

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 2>scary and Brodie thing like we do. Oh hey, it's

0:41:43.480 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Abby Britain and Brittany. Pretty Abby. It's happy and Brittany.

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm married one now. Oh god, Oh, we never got

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 2>my dad on the phone. It's Easter Sunday coming up

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 2>in a couple of days. Well, it is who You

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>didn't want my sister to wreck her oven. It's the

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 2>dumbest thing, your father's theory. It's like people put plastic

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 2>on the furniture and don't use the furniture. You want

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.440
<v Speaker 2>to get him on the phone, but I want to

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:13.839
<v Speaker 2>talk about my home selling. I will do that areas okay,

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>So let me see if I can catch me forget No,

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:19.720
<v Speaker 2>we'll do that after we get Tony on the phone

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:23.880
<v Speaker 2>to what are you calling me for? Anthonay, what do

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 2>you do today? See full answer he usually does. Maybe

0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching reruns along and.

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 4>How you doing? Hey?

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Listen, you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast with David brody

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:44.560
<v Speaker 2>as well.

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, okay, all right.

0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm on speaker phoneet, I'm in the car. I'm in

0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 4>the fort right now, the fort, driving around the right now.

0:42:56.320 --> 0:43:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, oh yeah, this is going to be all right.

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Dont worry about it. We'll catch you a little later,

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 2>all right.

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 4>We'll catch you a little later. All right.

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, thanks, all right, take care.

0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Of a bye bye. Get My father loves to go

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 2>to the fort. You know, guess whose father doesn't have

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:15.839
<v Speaker 2>a three million dollar sound system. By the way, if

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:17.480
<v Speaker 2>we would have went down that road, it would have

0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:19.800
<v Speaker 2>been it would have sounded annoying. So why did you

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:23.000
<v Speaker 2>want to Why don't you want to? Bob pulchops. So, yeah,

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna ask, he's going to ask later. What was

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.720
<v Speaker 2>that all about? What did you want? Did you call me? Anthony?

0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Well?

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:29.799
<v Speaker 2>What did you want to talk about? And you're gonna

0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:30.800
<v Speaker 2>tell me? I can't tell you that dad had a

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:34.319
<v Speaker 2>ruined I save it for next week, Yeah, save it

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:37.240
<v Speaker 2>for next week. I ended up I ended up getting

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 2>some catering from our friends at Brooklyn Roots. Oh, I

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 2>get it. They're on my list thanks to you. I

0:43:43.120 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>gotta get that. You've never been No. One of the

0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:51.279
<v Speaker 2>best restaurants in Brooklyn, Brooklyn Roots if you like. If

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 2>you're looking for Red Sauce Italian, the Son's my thing,

0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Red Sauce Italian, you love it. Yeah. I got a

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:58.319
<v Speaker 2>couple of things I want to get off. The old

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:02.239
<v Speaker 2>chest here for a second. Number one, the old chest hair. Yeah,

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 2>the old Chest hair. I did a podcast, did a

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Marvel we can check my Twitter. I did a Marvel

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 2>podcast where we reviewed X Men ninety seven.

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 2>And I did a podcast talking with a Baseball previews

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:18.719
<v Speaker 2>for the new season. But in the meantime, one of

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 2>the guys that did the podcast with starts the podcast

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:23.359
<v Speaker 2>before we Go Before we Go Live, and he says,

0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize I was in the presence of Royalty.

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.439
<v Speaker 2>So we're all like, what is he talking about? He says,

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:31.440
<v Speaker 2>David Brodie, I had no idea that you wrote and

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:34.799
<v Speaker 2>produced the jar Rule Duets. And I said, yeah, like

0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 2>twenty years ago. If you don't know what the jar

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Rule Duets are about twenty years ago, Christine Aguilera released

0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:46.319
<v Speaker 2>a song and then it wasn't a hit, so they

0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 2>added Ricky Martin to it. Four years ago. So I

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 2>did a bit called something duets, and I had I

0:44:55.520 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 2>had Ricky Martin being added to like other songs that

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Christina Aguilera sang something like that. And then jar Rul

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 2>was added to an Ashanti song. It came out and

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:10.040
<v Speaker 2>then it wasn't a hit. They added him. So then

0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I did a duet about I did, so I had

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:15.239
<v Speaker 2>him adding his vocals. The bit was like, if you

0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 2>like jar Rule added to Ashanti, then you'll love jar

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Roul duetting with everyone. And I had him like, you know,

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 2>we played clips of real songs and he would be like,

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 2>well would I be without you? And I had him

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 2>like I had a guy who sounds like jar Rule

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 2>yep in our comedy studios come in and do and

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.880
<v Speaker 2>jar Rule up like four or five songs. And that

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.359
<v Speaker 2>was jar Rul Duet's two. But it was like duets too,

0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:39.400
<v Speaker 2>not jar Rul Duet's two. It was the second duets

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 2>bit I had done, and it was so popular. I

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 2>did a duets three of duets, four duets five, and

0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:45.799
<v Speaker 2>you know, Elvis played them all the time and they

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 2>were very popular. And every time, every like couple of weeks,

0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I would do another one with new songs, and I

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, and he would do holla with songs that

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 2>made no sense to him to be on rock songs,

0:45:56.200 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 2>slow ballads, Kelly Clarkson songs, whatever. Anyway, unbeknownst to me,

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and four, two and whatever it was,

0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 2>fifty cent came out fifty cent and G Unit and

0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 2>they put up mixed Unit. Mix tapes were these cassettes

0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 2>that you'd sell on the street or or CDs, and

0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:20.479
<v Speaker 2>it would be like your work or other people's work,

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and you'd sell it for five bucks to get your

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.440
<v Speaker 2>name out there before record labels, before Spotify and iHeart

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 2>and everything. And somebody gave him all of my jar

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Rule duets, so he found them online and he put

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 2>them on there because he was feuding with jar Rule,

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 2>so it became like jar Rule disstracks. I didn't know

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:42.160
<v Speaker 2>this until years later. They blew up on YouTube and

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 2>everyone's like, where's jar Rule Duets one? And they all

0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 2>think fifty and his people created these. Oh no, the

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:51.520
<v Speaker 2>white Jewish kid from Brooklyn created them. So oh Adam

0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Marvinz from the Beastie Boys. Yeah, exactly. So if you've

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:58.479
<v Speaker 2>you've loved them and grown up on them. I wrote

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 2>and produced them, or I helped produce them. I didn't

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 2>actually work on pro tools, but I worked with the

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 2>singer and I was mine. Okay, all right, So I

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 2>would like to clear the air if you grew up

0:47:08.000 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 2>listening to them and jar Roll, if you're mad, I'm sorry.

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.239
<v Speaker 2>I happened to like jar Roll very much. There's no

0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 2>offense meant, but they were meant. They were put on

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 2>the mixtapes as offensive and everyone gave Fifty credit like

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.880
<v Speaker 2>he's a comedic genius and he is a musical genius,

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:25.880
<v Speaker 2>but he had nothing to do with creating those. And

0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:27.400
<v Speaker 2>I played them for him and he's like, oh man,

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that was you. So Fifty and I

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 2>are cool, but I'm just letting you know that that

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 2>was me. Next, I need to be able to go

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:39.560
<v Speaker 2>live on the Brooklyn Boys TikTok account and David Brody

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 2>TikTok account. Yeah. Why, I would like slices we have.

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 2>We have a lot of slices. We give a lot

0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:48.480
<v Speaker 2>of slices. I would like you to follow the Brooklyn

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Boys TikTok account, which is at the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah,

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:53.040
<v Speaker 2>and I would very much, even if you don't you

0:47:53.080 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 2>know on TikTok that often. I would like you to

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:59.200
<v Speaker 2>follow David Brody twelve on TikTok, and while you're at it,

0:47:59.239 --> 0:48:01.880
<v Speaker 2>follow at Skier Jones on TikTok because I am I

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:04.759
<v Speaker 2>am like bringing up the rear. I was late to

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:07.319
<v Speaker 2>the party on TikTok. I got like no followers on there. Yeah,

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 2>you can't go live unless you have a thousand followers,

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:11.719
<v Speaker 2>so we need to up up the Oh shit, I

0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 2>got more than that. Yeah, I have a few hundred,

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 2>but I had accidentally I had left it on I'd

0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:19.879
<v Speaker 2>have to approve friends, not like anyone could be a friend,

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:22.280
<v Speaker 2>so I'd lost a couple of years of that. Anyway,

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:25.480
<v Speaker 2>speaking of social media scaring, and I have an idea.

0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:27.359
<v Speaker 2>We haven't finalized it yet. We haven't worked out there.

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 2>We're fleshing it out, fleshing it out, and it involves

0:48:31.680 --> 0:48:33.799
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of money. Uh yeah, but we want

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 2>to see if you guys are interested in it. What

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:39.359
<v Speaker 2>we thought we might do because a lot a lot

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 2>of people what they do is they'll do like a

0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 2>bonus episode and it's only available on Patreon and got

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 2>a pay for it if you want a bonus episode.

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Scary and I are too lazy to do a bonus episode.

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Lazy Little are too busy. But too busy is what

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I meant. We also don't really at this point, you know,

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 2>want to charge you for an episode, because if you

0:48:56.040 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 2>don't buy the episode, you're like missing part of the story.

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, However, we thought it might be fun. Let's

0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 2>say we record the podcast on a Wednesday at the

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:09.839
<v Speaker 2>seven o'clock by nine o'clock, which we never do, right,

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:13.120
<v Speaker 2>it goes live by ten o'clock, Maybe goes live Thursday night.

0:49:14.040 --> 0:49:20.759
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe we announce hey Thursday at nine o'clock on

0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:24.720
<v Speaker 2>Patreon or Twitch or somewhere. We're gonna put the episode

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 2>up at exactly eight o'clock East Coast time. Whenever we

0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:30.040
<v Speaker 2>say times, it's always East Coast time. You guys do

0:49:30.120 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 2>the math. And this way, all you guys can log

0:49:34.760 --> 0:49:38.480
<v Speaker 2>into the chat room at the same time and hear

0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:42.719
<v Speaker 2>the podcast in real time and interact with ore the slices,

0:49:43.600 --> 0:49:46.400
<v Speaker 2>and then as much as we can, Skeary and I

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:49.280
<v Speaker 2>will jump in for fifteen twenty minutes, interact with you guys,

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:52.279
<v Speaker 2>listen along with you, answer questions. Yeah, which we can't

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:55.000
<v Speaker 2>do while we're recording because we'd be distracted. But this way,

0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 2>you're all listening and like all you talk backers that

0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.359
<v Speaker 2>the Slice timers you could talk to we each other,

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:02.680
<v Speaker 2>you can interact. Oh hey shady jew, Hey, what's up?

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:05.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, Steve from from the Bronx, what's up? You know?

0:50:05.800 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 2>As long as it's not like an opportunity to curse

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:10.640
<v Speaker 2>at us, that'd be great. Well, we wanted to know all

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:13.360
<v Speaker 2>your thoughts on being able to chat with Gota slices

0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 2>and then you know, have us pop in an into yeah,

0:50:15.760 --> 0:50:17.880
<v Speaker 2>because because the thing it's going to be tricky is

0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 2>because everyone's got a different schedule, right, which is the

0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:22.640
<v Speaker 2>beauty of our podcast is you can listen whenever you want,

0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 2>so yeah, but when you want to be available, we're

0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 2>wondering if, yeah, like an evening or like on a

0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Wednesday night, you know, if we can get something like

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 2>that going. So we want to garner I'm sorry, we

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 2>want we want to gauge your interest, gauge your interest

0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 2>in that. And and because it's Patreon or Twitch, yeah,

0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:42.359
<v Speaker 2>we have to give a percentage. Do not, by the way,

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:44.319
<v Speaker 2>don't leave talkbacks on that because that's going to crowd

0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 2>up Slice Time. Why don't you send us a a

0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:53.160
<v Speaker 2>d M to the Brooklyn Boys account. Yeah, at at

0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>the Brooklyn Boys podcast your thoughts. Oh no, you're saying

0:50:57.120 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 2>email us No, I said no, no, at the Brooklyn

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:04.879
<v Speaker 2>Boys on Insteagram right at the Brooklyn Boys No, right right,

0:51:04.920 --> 0:51:06.640
<v Speaker 2>you said you know me and you know me and

0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 2>scary and that's proper. In the spot way, it'd probably

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 2>be like a dollar, yeah, just so we can cover

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 2>the cost of the platform and whatever. So it's just

0:51:18.440 --> 0:51:20.800
<v Speaker 2>the thought because we'd have to do it on another platform,

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 2>like like a Patreon or something. Right, we have to

0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 2>set up a Patreon account or whatever. So let us

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.320
<v Speaker 2>know if you if you're into that idea where you

0:51:28.320 --> 0:51:30.440
<v Speaker 2>could live chat with the podcasters with all this with

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:33.480
<v Speaker 2>us and with the slices and listen all at the

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 2>exact same time so you hear the jokes at the

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:37.280
<v Speaker 2>same time. All that, I'm going a couple of pieces

0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:38.920
<v Speaker 2>of sound, yeah, and then I got to get to

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:41.080
<v Speaker 2>the selling my house story. What are the two pieces

0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:43.840
<v Speaker 2>of sound? Well, we have, uh, we have Louis Taxis

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:47.799
<v Speaker 2>here and what's the other one the startup startup? Oh,

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.279
<v Speaker 2>this is the commercial where the guy's talking about, uh,

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 2>going to a bank and he's talking about the startup

0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:55.080
<v Speaker 2>companies and it sounds like our show. Yeah you want

0:51:55.080 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 2>to hear it. Yeah, he goes or boring, makes vacations,

0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 2>happened early intirements and start ups start up? You do this, yeah,

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:11.279
<v Speaker 2>and start up, startup. Yeah. Okay, So now this guy

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Louis is it?

0:52:12.000 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:16.040
<v Speaker 2>The clip says Louis, Yeah, Louis is a commercial. Yeah,

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.839
<v Speaker 2>this is a commercial for a company that helps you

0:52:18.880 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 2>when you're in trouble with the I R S. If

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 2>you make a mistake, you didn't make a payment one year,

0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:27.320
<v Speaker 2>you owe some money. Like, listen, we'll help you out.

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I say, Louis as the mind of its own Sorry, okay,

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I say when you hear what Louis has done that

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:39.560
<v Speaker 2>he's in trouble with the I r S. Fuck him.

0:52:39.920 --> 0:52:44.400
<v Speaker 2>He deserves what he gets. Play it. Finally caught up

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:47.040
<v Speaker 2>with Louis. I haven't paid my taxes in eight years.

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:51.839
<v Speaker 2>He was in big trouble. We're gonna take your house, Yes,

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.480
<v Speaker 2>take his house, garnish his pay. He hasn't paid his

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:58.239
<v Speaker 2>taxes in eight years. Sure, and this company is like,

0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.840
<v Speaker 2>will help you out, Louis. Fuck eight years? How do

0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:06.319
<v Speaker 2>you not pay taxes for eight years. That's awful. He's called.

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you're gonna garnish for my wages. Well,

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 2>but you had an opportunity to give your wages on

0:53:10.719 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 2>your own. You didn't. What are you expecting? You're lucky.

0:53:14.160 --> 0:53:16.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't owe money to a loan shark. I didn't

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 2>pay fat Tony and in eight years he broke my legs. Yes, yes,

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:25.279
<v Speaker 2>that's that's what Tony does. That's what that's what. But

0:53:25.360 --> 0:53:27.880
<v Speaker 2>here's a company that's gonna help you out. I didn't.

0:53:27.920 --> 0:53:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't pay Jimmy the Shark for seven months, and

0:53:30.520 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I owed him five grand for my lousy bets. He

0:53:33.760 --> 0:53:37.560
<v Speaker 2>stabbed me. No, Jimmy the Shark stabbed you. No, you

0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:41.600
<v Speaker 2>don't say Hi, we're we're we're uh, we're uh. Where

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 2>the Bookie where Bookies Incorporated? Did Jimmy stab you with

0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:48.799
<v Speaker 2>a knife? We can help you out, Hey, Jimmy don't.

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know you any moneymore? Okay, no problem. Yeah,

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I didn't pay my taxes for eight years. Listen, slices,

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure one of you is guilty of this. There

0:53:56.280 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 2>might have been a reason, but for the most part,

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:03.319
<v Speaker 2>eight years, hey, years, they were gonna go wag. How

0:54:03.600 --> 0:54:07.399
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna get the money that's done purposefully. Well, oh yeah,

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:09.480
<v Speaker 2>if I mean, but some people are getting over their

0:54:09.480 --> 0:54:12.479
<v Speaker 2>head with credit cards and things, and you know they're

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:15.520
<v Speaker 2>looking for debt consolidation. That's I'm all about. I'm all

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 2>about that stuff. But you got you gotta pay taxes.

0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:22.839
<v Speaker 2>You got eight years. This person deliberately did not pay

0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 2>taxes for eight years. Right, And look, I understand maybe

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 2>they have the money the first year, second year, third year.

0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:32.000
<v Speaker 2>You you got to expect it. Eventually, the government's gonna

0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 2>come for the money. You're driving on their roads using

0:54:34.480 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 2>their fire department. They want the money, They want them money.

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:38.800
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, I got a lottery ticket for

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:42.000
<v Speaker 2>eight years. I never chipped in. Hey hey hey, hey,

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:46.920
<v Speaker 2>hey hey, that's a different scenario. Yeah, hey, fuck Louis

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 2>is my point? Yeah, all right, thank you. Right, we

0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 2>were just flying along here today on Good Friday. Oh

0:54:56.200 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 2>by the way, don't say happy Good Friday. People know

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:06.239
<v Speaker 2>happy Good Friday. Let me explain. Good Friday is the

0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:09.680
<v Speaker 2>highest day on the highest holy day on the Catholic calendar.

0:55:10.040 --> 0:55:13.399
<v Speaker 2>This is the day that I guess Jesus got nailed

0:55:13.400 --> 0:55:15.960
<v Speaker 2>to the cross. And he died. So anyway, yes, no,

0:55:16.040 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 2>it's not a happy day. You do not know that happy.

0:55:18.600 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 2>This is the day happened. This is the day that

0:55:20.200 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 2>he died and rose. He rose, Yes, he's red. You

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:24.560
<v Speaker 2>has to correct you. No, no, no, but my point

0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 2>is now three days later he rose in Easter Sunday,

0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:32.400
<v Speaker 2>we celebrate. That's right, he rose. That's the that's the

0:55:32.440 --> 0:55:37.960
<v Speaker 2>happy holiday. Good Friday, Good Friday. Good good Friday is

0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 2>a somber holiday. It's also the highest holyday on the

0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Catholic calendar, the highest. Yeah, good Friday. Anyway, Yeah, it

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 2>would be like Jews a young jump kapoor. You don't

0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:50.600
<v Speaker 2>say happy, it's m kapoor. But America is say a

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:53.319
<v Speaker 2>young kapoor. It's a day of atonement when you were repent.

0:55:53.400 --> 0:55:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Feed this, Yeah, you don't eat you fast. Yeah, it's

0:55:57.280 --> 0:56:01.640
<v Speaker 2>a day of like punishment, happy kipper punishment in the camp.

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:03.399
<v Speaker 2>Tell people have an easy fast. You go, I hope

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:05.600
<v Speaker 2>you have an easy fast. Well, I'm not supposed to

0:56:05.600 --> 0:56:07.920
<v Speaker 2>be eating meat today because it's a good Friday, but

0:56:08.040 --> 0:56:13.279
<v Speaker 2>I already ate pepperoni pizza, so I'm dead. Anyway, I

0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:17.640
<v Speaker 2>saw that artificial intelligence has taken it a step further.

0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:20.759
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's worried that AI is coming for your job, they're

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.880
<v Speaker 2>taking your jobs away. Well, AI is coming over the border.

0:56:23.880 --> 0:56:26.799
<v Speaker 2>Well i'll tell you what. I think that there's one

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:28.880
<v Speaker 2>job that it's coming for. And you got to be

0:56:28.920 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 2>careful if you're do this for a living. This jockey,

0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 2>well that too. Uh mosus professional massuse because they're saying

0:56:37.760 --> 0:56:43.440
<v Speaker 2>that the artificial intelligence it knows you so well. I mean,

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 2>it does like a scan of who you are and

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 2>where your pains are. It'll get to know you so

0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:51.440
<v Speaker 2>well that it will give you a better massage than

0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:55.040
<v Speaker 2>a human possibly could. And it doesn't tire. It doesn't tire,

0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't tire out. It doesn't you know if somebody,

0:56:58.120 --> 0:57:00.120
<v Speaker 2>let's say, you like the eighth customer for the of

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:02.960
<v Speaker 2>the day for a massuse. Now listen, I'm not trying

0:57:02.960 --> 0:57:08.120
<v Speaker 2>to like throw shade at professional messuses, but just know,

0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:13.319
<v Speaker 2>massus is assus. I I don't mean to throw shade

0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 2>at you all, but just know that I this is

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:20.560
<v Speaker 2>one of those things that can probably be replaced. What

0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:23.720
<v Speaker 2>I see is, uh, it's an arm. It's like a plastic,

0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:25.320
<v Speaker 2>a rubber arm. I don't know what it's made of

0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 2>with like like the shape of a hand of sorts,

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:31.320
<v Speaker 2>almost like a like what Barbie World would be like.

0:57:31.400 --> 0:57:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Not you know where Ken doesn't have a penis, but

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:35.640
<v Speaker 2>it's like the shape of one. It's kind of like

0:57:35.680 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 2>a general a mannequin type thing. Right, So you lay

0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:41.440
<v Speaker 2>on the you lay on the bed just like you

0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 2>would in a massage situation, and this mechanical elbow and

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 2>arm and hand comes down and we'll give you a massage.

0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:55.400
<v Speaker 2>And it knows the type of pressure to apply. It

0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:58.280
<v Speaker 2>knows where your your spot the spots are on you

0:57:58.360 --> 0:58:00.240
<v Speaker 2>that you know because it has done a scam on

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:02.440
<v Speaker 2>you to see where you need it most, where the

0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:06.120
<v Speaker 2>knots are. I'm willing to bet by the way, I've

0:58:06.160 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 2>been obsessed with wanting to get one of these since

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:11.600
<v Speaker 2>you know we at the beginning of a sentence as

0:58:11.640 --> 0:58:15.840
<v Speaker 2>in not going to do it. Come on, you wouldn't

0:58:16.200 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 2>trust artificial intelligence. I've seen West World, the original movie

0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:21.920
<v Speaker 2>on the TV show. What if the robot goes bad

0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 2>and crushes you? Here's a better question, can you get

0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:28.560
<v Speaker 2>an AI happy ending? That was my next thing? You

0:58:28.640 --> 0:58:30.880
<v Speaker 2>stole that from me, but that's okay. But no, I

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:32.600
<v Speaker 2>didn't know I don't get. But the thing is, I

0:58:32.600 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 2>don't I hate massages overall. But yeah, I know the

0:58:35.880 --> 0:58:38.480
<v Speaker 2>haha happy ending. That's what Pete, that's the joke, right,

0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>but well yeah, yeah I made it right. You made

0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:45.560
<v Speaker 2>the joke right. But I don't like regular massages. I

0:58:45.600 --> 0:58:47.960
<v Speaker 2>don't like massages at all. So I feel like I

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 2>want to get one of these because I want to

0:58:49.600 --> 0:58:53.960
<v Speaker 2>see if it really can give me a better quality.

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 2>But you've gone massages on cruises. I know you have.

0:58:57.120 --> 0:59:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I have, but will unwillingly or they were free. Oh

0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:02.760
<v Speaker 2>fair enough, I've gotten free free massages. I don't right

0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:05.040
<v Speaker 2>in here? Yeah yeah, same. You know we got credit.

0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh what do you mean? I got on board credit?

0:59:07.680 --> 0:59:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Fuck what I'm going to I get that Manny Petty

0:59:10.160 --> 0:59:12.880
<v Speaker 2>right now? Yeah, I got a facial no jokes. Well

0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:16.320
<v Speaker 2>so so yeah, so what do you you? You really

0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let an ai uh no work you No. I

0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:23.360
<v Speaker 2>would feel like it was a thing from Adams family.

0:59:24.080 --> 0:59:26.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, the hand that just walks around. They say,

0:59:26.040 --> 0:59:27.800
<v Speaker 2>don't knock it till you try it. I don't know

0:59:28.040 --> 0:59:30.640
<v Speaker 2>anyway they're giving they are, they are out there. How

0:59:30.640 --> 0:59:32.200
<v Speaker 2>about this? Let me ask you a question. Hold on

0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:35.480
<v Speaker 2>what if the what if the husband of the conjoined

0:59:35.480 --> 0:59:38.800
<v Speaker 2>twins wants a massage? Does the left handed Brittany have

0:59:38.840 --> 0:59:40.520
<v Speaker 2>to give a massage or does he get a one

0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:43.080
<v Speaker 2>hand massage. He's gonna have to because the other girls

0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:45.880
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be like, take a walk, but you can't.

0:59:46.040 --> 0:59:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Here it is robotic messuse uses AI to tailor massage

0:59:51.280 --> 0:59:55.480
<v Speaker 2>to users preferences. This is amazing and the users needs

0:59:56.440 --> 0:59:59.200
<v Speaker 2>tailor massage. By the way, my favorite counchy tailor massage. Yeah,

0:59:59.240 --> 1:00:03.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm look at this. This thing is working. Look at

1:00:03.200 --> 1:00:04.720
<v Speaker 2>this working. This guy we're doing it. We're doing an

1:00:04.760 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 2>audio podcast.

1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:05.600
<v Speaker 4>I know.

1:00:05.760 --> 1:00:07.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. We're not on video because you won't

1:00:07.960 --> 1:00:11.040
<v Speaker 2>you won't let us. Yeah that's right. Anyway, this thing

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:14.360
<v Speaker 2>looks like it knows exactly all the spots to hit.

1:00:15.600 --> 1:00:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. I want to get one of these.

1:00:17.440 --> 1:00:20.320
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if anyway one of the someone's gonna be

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:22.800
<v Speaker 2>listening to this five years into the future hearing this

1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:25.600
<v Speaker 2>conversation and we're talking about it like it's so feign,

1:00:25.840 --> 1:00:27.920
<v Speaker 2>But it's gonna be people didn't have robots give them

1:00:27.920 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>a massage. Yeah, every day, it's gonna be a good

1:00:30.440 --> 1:00:32.400
<v Speaker 2>every day thing. Oh my god, I just knowed something.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? What if the conjoined twin gets pregnant, they

1:00:35.560 --> 1:00:38.919
<v Speaker 2>both have to go through childbirth? Oh my god, you're right.

1:00:40.640 --> 1:00:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh and what if what if the other one didn't

1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:45.040
<v Speaker 2>want kids right or doesn't want to go through the

1:00:45.040 --> 1:00:48.880
<v Speaker 2>pain of childbirth? Does she have to help breastfeed the kid?

1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:50.320
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if she's capable. I'm just saying

1:00:50.320 --> 1:00:52.560
<v Speaker 2>if they were so many quests, I go back to that.

1:00:52.720 --> 1:00:55.800
<v Speaker 2>I go back all day to the topic, so many questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you about my home my home selling experience.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I want to shout out one of

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<v Speaker 2>our newest slices. Well not newest, because he's been he's

1:01:04.840 --> 1:01:08.040
<v Speaker 2>been hooked since December. Maybe that is my real tour.

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<v Speaker 2>What about real tour. He's a real toys he's up

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<v Speaker 2>to speed on the Brooking Boys. He and his wife

1:01:14.880 --> 1:01:18.000
<v Speaker 2>are big fans, really big fans. Yeah, his wife was

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:21.680
<v Speaker 2>a big Morning show fan, the big show off air

1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:24.960
<v Speaker 2>show head fan, off air note Nope, the Elvis Terran

1:01:25.000 --> 1:01:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Morning Show big fan. My realtor was not. But they

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<v Speaker 2>are both big slices. Now, good, well, thank you. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to I want to shout out the man who

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<v Speaker 2>got me a bunch more money from my house than

1:01:35.520 --> 1:01:38.440
<v Speaker 2>what I was asking. Yes, I I already wrote him

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<v Speaker 2>very nice reviews, but I'm going to shout him out.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Andrew Allen. All Right, Andrew. He looks

1:01:44.240 --> 1:01:47.000
<v Speaker 2>like Anderson Cooper, although he you know, he also looks

1:01:47.000 --> 1:01:51.520
<v Speaker 2>like Andy Cohen. I think he prefers the Andy Cohen reference. Yeah,

1:01:51.800 --> 1:01:53.680
<v Speaker 2>all right, he's He's very good at what he does.

1:01:54.600 --> 1:01:58.680
<v Speaker 2>He's also he's also fun and personable, and I genuinely

1:01:58.720 --> 1:02:00.880
<v Speaker 2>think he gives a shit about his client. It's nice,

1:02:01.000 --> 1:02:01.960
<v Speaker 2>is why to meet you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

1:02:02.840 --> 1:02:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I met him. I met him like thirteen years ago

1:02:04.400 --> 1:02:06.040
<v Speaker 2>at an open house, and I kept his number because

1:02:06.040 --> 1:02:07.360
<v Speaker 2>I really liked him, And then when it's time to

1:02:07.440 --> 1:02:09.320
<v Speaker 2>sell the house, I called him. It'sirre to find people

1:02:09.360 --> 1:02:12.600
<v Speaker 2>like that. At some point, I would say early April,

1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:16.160
<v Speaker 2>I will put his information up in the link in

1:02:16.240 --> 1:02:19.360
<v Speaker 2>my bio on Instagram. So if you want to look

1:02:19.440 --> 1:02:21.240
<v Speaker 2>him up, if you're selling a house in North Jersey,

1:02:22.120 --> 1:02:23.880
<v Speaker 2>he's someone you should at least you should talk to

1:02:24.000 --> 1:02:26.240
<v Speaker 2>because he he did a great job with us. Couldn't

1:02:26.240 --> 1:02:30.240
<v Speaker 2>be any happier. However, because my wife was at work

1:02:30.840 --> 1:02:33.800
<v Speaker 2>and I'm a lazy stay home I had to handle

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<v Speaker 2>all of the home showings, meaning when people want to

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<v Speaker 2>come see the house during the week, I either have

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<v Speaker 2>to make so I had to make sure the house

1:02:43.400 --> 1:02:45.479
<v Speaker 2>is clean. I had to get up, make the beds.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got to do it all. I staged the

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<v Speaker 2>house and did everything every day, like every day stage

1:02:50.320 --> 1:02:54.200
<v Speaker 2>the house. And then the way it's all digitalized now

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<v Speaker 2>is I get a text message saying there's a request

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<v Speaker 2>for Tuesday at ten thirty. All the appointments of fifteen

1:03:01.200 --> 1:03:03.840
<v Speaker 2>minutes or a half hour, the realtor schedules them for

1:03:03.880 --> 1:03:06.160
<v Speaker 2>their client. So I were like, okay, I have to

1:03:06.200 --> 1:03:08.160
<v Speaker 2>be out of the house for a half hour. So

1:03:08.240 --> 1:03:10.600
<v Speaker 2>this was in December January. So I get in my

1:03:10.640 --> 1:03:12.400
<v Speaker 2>car and by the way, you could you could never

1:03:12.440 --> 1:03:14.880
<v Speaker 2>be home while they showing the show because they'll ask

1:03:14.880 --> 1:03:17.080
<v Speaker 2>your questions you don't want to have to answer. Plus

1:03:17.080 --> 1:03:19.760
<v Speaker 2>they feel uncomfortable. You can't be in the house. So

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<v Speaker 2>I get the dogs, I get in my car and

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<v Speaker 2>I sit at the end of the block. Now end

1:03:24.320 --> 1:03:26.200
<v Speaker 2>of the block I lived on. I lived on a

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<v Speaker 2>cul de sack and my house was two houses away

1:03:28.640 --> 1:03:30.520
<v Speaker 2>from the cul to sack. So when I sit in

1:03:30.520 --> 1:03:34.160
<v Speaker 2>the cul de sack, the house wasn't that far away.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see everybody going in the house. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>weird when you watch people go into your house. It's

1:03:38.760 --> 1:03:41.959
<v Speaker 2>weird because you're not home. You're like, they're in your stuff. Now, look,

1:03:42.040 --> 1:03:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I've shopped for homes. I've gone into other people's homes.

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<v Speaker 2>You open the closets, what do you do have to

1:03:47.560 --> 1:03:51.440
<v Speaker 2>open them? Scary? Close them? You close, You close the closet.

1:03:51.960 --> 1:03:54.160
<v Speaker 2>If you open the blinds, you lower the blinds, you

1:03:54.200 --> 1:03:58.600
<v Speaker 2>turn the lights on, you turn the lights off. Nope, Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not the way people are these days. They are intrusive. Fox.

1:04:03.120 --> 1:04:05.520
<v Speaker 2>The majority of people that went into my house were

1:04:05.640 --> 1:04:10.440
<v Speaker 2>rude and obnoxious. I'm gonna give you some stories. Fifteen

1:04:10.480 --> 1:04:14.080
<v Speaker 2>minutes or a half hour. You have an option. Don't

1:04:14.080 --> 1:04:18.440
<v Speaker 2>make a fifteen minute appointment and stay an hour. People did.

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<v Speaker 2>They stand in the kitchen talking for forty five minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm in my car freezing my ass off because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to run the engine for forty five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes an hour. I'll run the engine for fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>but then at like the half hour, markt like, my

1:04:30.200 --> 1:04:32.600
<v Speaker 2>tank's gonna be empty. I had dogs in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fucking bullshit. Okay, So I had the people

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<v Speaker 2>who one family. You and I were going to podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We were podcasting, and I said I had to be

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<v Speaker 2>done by three o'clock. I remember this day right, because

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<v Speaker 2>I had a three thirty appointment. Yeah, they showed up

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<v Speaker 2>at two forty. Now two of the dogs were in

1:04:55.120 --> 1:04:57.240
<v Speaker 2>the podcast room with me. One of my dogs was

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<v Speaker 2>in the window. They saw the dog in the w window.

1:05:01.040 --> 1:05:03.160
<v Speaker 2>He barked at them in the window. Now, when you

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<v Speaker 2>sell your home, there's those lock boxes outside on you,

1:05:05.760 --> 1:05:07.200
<v Speaker 2>on you on your porch or whatever, in front of

1:05:07.200 --> 1:05:09.440
<v Speaker 2>your house. Yeah, and the realtor can open them and

1:05:09.440 --> 1:05:12.200
<v Speaker 2>take the key front. Of course, of course the realtor

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<v Speaker 2>saw the dog in the window, saw my car on

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<v Speaker 2>the driveway, opened the door. Wow, while you and I

1:05:21.720 --> 1:05:25.320
<v Speaker 2>were podcasting. I ran downstairs to like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>My dog was outside. My dog ran outside because they

1:05:28.720 --> 1:05:31.200
<v Speaker 2>didn't let they didn't think to block the door. That

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<v Speaker 2>for the dog to run out with the dog they

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<v Speaker 2>saw in the window. Miserable, don't show up forty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>early or whatever? Fuck you? Okay, all right then I

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<v Speaker 2>had these people come. They spent fifteen minutes in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen minutes. That's it. Now, have you spent fifteen minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>That means you're not really that interested in the house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you just want to get back yard. You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get an idea of what a house this this

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<v Speaker 2>much money costs. Like I don't like the bathrooms, I

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<v Speaker 2>like the kitchen. It's not not for us. Fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>they were in the house. These motherfuckers opened up every

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<v Speaker 2>one of my closets and left them open. If your

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<v Speaker 2>biggest concern in my house is my closets, fuck, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't buy my house. Like, what are you doing? I

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<v Speaker 2>I it's one one of my bedrooms has sliding doors

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<v Speaker 2>in the closets, right, they slid both of them open.

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<v Speaker 2>It would kill you to close them? What?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What fucking family? Not only I felt like Goldilocks. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like the three bears. Excuse me with Goldilocks

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<v Speaker 2>in the house. I come home, I go back in

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<v Speaker 2>the house. After they leave, the pillows on my couch

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<v Speaker 2>are all moved. They fucking sat on my couch. They

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<v Speaker 2>went in my podcast room and sat in the chair

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<v Speaker 2>because I had the chair to under the desk, the

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<v Speaker 2>chair you're sitting in right now. They pulled the chair

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<v Speaker 2>out and turned it. Did they see the repeat? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I hit that I had that. I was all gone,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't anybody know where I live. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to they fuck with your your two dollars equipment over there? No,

1:07:00.520 --> 1:07:04.600
<v Speaker 2>fuck you, it's not four million dollars. It's decent anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>The point is, who goes to someone's house to buy

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<v Speaker 2>a house. They go through your medicine cabinet. You're buying

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<v Speaker 2>a house because of the inside of my medicine cabinet.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fucking weird. They took it by the They definitely

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<v Speaker 2>took a picture in your chair with the microphone next

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<v Speaker 2>to it. Yeah, that's probably what they did. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>great point. Somewhere there's a picture of someone else, someone

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<v Speaker 2>other than Brody's sitting in his chair. I had one

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<v Speaker 2>one family. They were scheduled for one o'clock. Okay, my

1:07:32.640 --> 1:07:35.880
<v Speaker 2>last appointment a day was one o'clock, right, it was them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't show up, so we're like, they must have canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not coming, So they didn't bother putting it in

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<v Speaker 2>the computer that they canceled. So I go back at

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<v Speaker 2>my house at one forty. When I realized they're not coming,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting on the couch. I'm chilling. At two thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>they show up. I go, excuse me, what are you doing? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're here for our appointment. Your appointment was an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and a half ago. Yeah, no, we wanted to see

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<v Speaker 2>the house. No, no you don't let him in. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't show But an hour and a half late?

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<v Speaker 2>Were they went the realtor?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, why didn't you call? You have a

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<v Speaker 2>You could have rescheduled the appointment in the computer and

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<v Speaker 2>said we want to request two thirty. I would have said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem, because I would have had the dogs ready.

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<v Speaker 2>It would have the doors already in for the night.

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<v Speaker 2>They're done. Yeah, that's some balls, man. Then I had

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<v Speaker 2>a family. They showed up twenty minutes late. They were

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<v Speaker 2>there an hour scary an hour, So that's an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty. I'm in my car. Yeah, I see the

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<v Speaker 2>guy go into my bathroom because the window faces were unparked.

1:08:37.960 --> 1:08:40.040
<v Speaker 2>He sits down on the toilet. This guy took a

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<v Speaker 2>shit in your toilet. He ran into my bathroom my

1:08:43.720 --> 1:08:46.960
<v Speaker 2>private bathroom. So at this point, it's an hour and

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. So I go to my door my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I knock on the door. The reltor comes to the door.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, gonna help you. You ran up to interrupted

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<v Speaker 2>the showing. Yes, because they were there an hour and

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes whatever, twenty minutes. Team in an appoyment. You

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<v Speaker 2>have binoculars or a telescope? What doing scary? I'm two

1:09:06.600 --> 1:09:09.080
<v Speaker 2>houses of way staring at my house. They're supposed to

1:09:09.120 --> 1:09:12.120
<v Speaker 2>be gone after twenty minutes. So the realtor comes to

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<v Speaker 2>the front doors, is can I help you? I said, yeah,

1:09:14.439 --> 1:09:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm the homeowner. I would like to come into the house.

1:09:17.080 --> 1:09:19.479
<v Speaker 2>It's it's five thirty and when I have dinner. You

1:09:19.520 --> 1:09:21.519
<v Speaker 2>guys are here over an hour. He goes, oh, I'm

1:09:21.600 --> 1:09:24.240
<v Speaker 2>sorry that we were talking. I go, yeah, but you're

1:09:24.280 --> 1:09:27.840
<v Speaker 2>talking in my kitchen, right, I said, Plus, the guy

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<v Speaker 2>took a dump in my toilet. No he didn't. He

1:09:30.880 --> 1:09:32.840
<v Speaker 2>sat down on my toilet for eight minutes and didn't

1:09:32.880 --> 1:09:36.880
<v Speaker 2>take a dump. You were not supposed to go into

1:09:36.880 --> 1:09:39.200
<v Speaker 2>people's bathrooms. And you know what, the sad Paul was scary.

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<v Speaker 2>God's honest truth. This is not for the podcast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I hid every roll of toilet paper and every box

1:09:46.920 --> 1:09:49.720
<v Speaker 2>of tissues in my house. He wiped his as on

1:09:49.800 --> 1:09:52.519
<v Speaker 2>your towel. I don't know what I hid the towels.

1:09:52.960 --> 1:09:55.880
<v Speaker 2>There was nothing to wipe with. I don't mind if

1:09:55.920 --> 1:09:59.320
<v Speaker 2>you pee, but I know what people do. There was

1:09:59.360 --> 1:10:03.120
<v Speaker 2>no toilet. It was all hidden in the garage. Guy,

1:10:03.240 --> 1:10:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you might have wiped it under

1:10:05.240 --> 1:10:08.439
<v Speaker 2>your dog. Is it one of your dogs? Brown now dogs?

1:10:08.479 --> 1:10:09.120
<v Speaker 4>In my car?

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<v Speaker 2>Genius kill so so so. Then there was one couple.

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<v Speaker 2>They came to the house for again, a half hour appointment.

1:10:27.280 --> 1:10:30.200
<v Speaker 2>They scheduled a double appointment. I'm in I'm in my

1:10:30.280 --> 1:10:32.920
<v Speaker 2>car again. They were the last appointment of the day.

1:10:33.720 --> 1:10:36.160
<v Speaker 2>You're hour an hour in the house. Then they come

1:10:36.200 --> 1:10:38.200
<v Speaker 2>out of the house. They do what everyone does. You

1:10:38.240 --> 1:10:39.640
<v Speaker 2>stand in front of the house and talk about it.

1:10:39.680 --> 1:10:42.840
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Then she goes around to my backyard

1:10:43.600 --> 1:10:46.479
<v Speaker 2>and she's touching every bush on the side of my house.

1:10:47.000 --> 1:10:50.840
<v Speaker 2>She's touching the leaves, she's feeling them, she's looking at

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<v Speaker 2>it like every like, what are you doing? Wanted to

1:10:53.120 --> 1:10:55.880
<v Speaker 2>because she wanted to become one with nature, bro one

1:10:55.960 --> 1:10:58.040
<v Speaker 2>with nature. So I'm waiting to go in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>She's she's hand jobbing my bushes, which you know hashtag

1:11:03.120 --> 1:11:06.720
<v Speaker 2>ham drob my bushes. Feel My Bush. That's the name

1:11:06.760 --> 1:11:11.800
<v Speaker 2>of this podcast. Yeah, feel my bush, Feel my Bush. Okay, wait,

1:11:11.960 --> 1:11:16.679
<v Speaker 2>by the way, you're you're like visibly angry, all right, slices,

1:11:16.680 --> 1:11:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say something here. He's basically angry. Fucking this

1:11:20.080 --> 1:11:23.240
<v Speaker 2>guy is fuming right now. You're working yourself up on this.

1:11:23.320 --> 1:11:25.800
<v Speaker 2>You realize this. You worked you worked yourself up, you

1:11:25.800 --> 1:11:28.439
<v Speaker 2>wrote this down, and now you're reliving it. And I

1:11:28.479 --> 1:11:31.240
<v Speaker 2>can imagine how you were fuming on those days when

1:11:31.240 --> 1:11:33.559
<v Speaker 2>this was these wor things were. Now, look, I'm trying

1:11:33.560 --> 1:11:34.960
<v Speaker 2>to be nice because I want these people to buy

1:11:34.960 --> 1:11:37.200
<v Speaker 2>my house. You see, you have to put up with assholes,

1:11:37.520 --> 1:11:39.840
<v Speaker 2>So I give you another one. This guy shows up

1:11:39.840 --> 1:11:42.320
<v Speaker 2>with his reeltor with his clients. The realtor shows up

1:11:42.360 --> 1:11:45.320
<v Speaker 2>with his clients. They're thirty five minutes late. Yeah. Now again,

1:11:45.400 --> 1:11:47.800
<v Speaker 2>that means I had to leave at ten minutes before

1:11:47.840 --> 1:11:49.760
<v Speaker 2>the appointment, so I'm out of the house, so I'm

1:11:49.800 --> 1:11:52.240
<v Speaker 2>in my car for forty five minutes. They show up

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five minutes late. As I'm walking back to the

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<v Speaker 2>front of my house. So I see him, like, excuse me,

1:11:56.640 --> 1:11:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Can I help you now? At this point I already

1:11:58.520 --> 1:12:01.720
<v Speaker 2>called Andrew. My realtor said, Andrew, these people are not here.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I go back in the house. He will give

1:12:03.200 --> 1:12:05.599
<v Speaker 2>them five more minutes. I go, okay. At the thirty

1:12:05.640 --> 1:12:07.400
<v Speaker 2>five minute mark, I'm like, fuck it. They're late. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not coming. So I said, Andrew, they didn't call you.

1:12:09.240 --> 1:12:11.280
<v Speaker 2>They didn't didn't into the into the computer, they didn't

1:12:11.280 --> 1:12:13.600
<v Speaker 2>do anything. No. So when I go up to the

1:12:13.640 --> 1:12:15.200
<v Speaker 2>front door, I said, can I help you? Yeah, we're

1:12:15.200 --> 1:12:17.759
<v Speaker 2>here for our appointment. What time was your appointment? One o'clock?

1:12:18.120 --> 1:12:20.320
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know it's one thirty five, right, Yeah,

1:12:20.360 --> 1:12:22.040
<v Speaker 2>you were running little late. I called Andrew. I let

1:12:22.120 --> 1:12:24.679
<v Speaker 2>him know, really, because I just got off the phone. Andrew,

1:12:25.040 --> 1:12:28.280
<v Speaker 2>you didn't call him? He goes, oh, I guess I

1:12:28.600 --> 1:12:31.000
<v Speaker 2>must have called it different. Was called a different reeltor. Yeah.

1:12:31.280 --> 1:12:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, I can't show you the house. He goes, well,

1:12:33.320 --> 1:12:36.080
<v Speaker 2>it came all the way from Brooklyn. I go, well, then,

1:12:36.120 --> 1:12:38.639
<v Speaker 2>why didn't you tell me you were running late? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you let did you let him in the house?

1:12:40.240 --> 1:12:42.040
<v Speaker 2>I let them in because they were from Brooklyn. Okay,

1:12:42.040 --> 1:12:45.439
<v Speaker 2>I said, Oh, I'm gonna say from brook from Brooklyn,

1:12:45.479 --> 1:12:49.960
<v Speaker 2>this namesake of this podcast. You know, the b of course,

1:12:50.120 --> 1:12:52.439
<v Speaker 2>you know now the weirdest couple. I got one more couple.

1:12:52.640 --> 1:12:54.559
<v Speaker 2>Ask me a question, scary again. Did you ever think

1:12:54.600 --> 1:12:57.680
<v Speaker 2>that that because your house is for sale trying to

1:12:57.720 --> 1:13:01.519
<v Speaker 2>unload it, that you you should maybe be able to

1:13:01.720 --> 1:13:05.040
<v Speaker 2>put up a little bit with people's short coming and

1:13:05.080 --> 1:13:08.080
<v Speaker 2>their and their lateness and their stupidity. Take it a

1:13:08.120 --> 1:13:10.360
<v Speaker 2>little bit more like a sponge. You know, good things

1:13:10.400 --> 1:13:14.559
<v Speaker 2>are gonna happen. You are, but things can't picture perfect.

1:13:14.640 --> 1:13:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Every time I showed my house over sixty times by

1:13:18.720 --> 1:13:22.040
<v Speaker 2>the time we were done, right about sixty two appointments, Roughly,

1:13:22.960 --> 1:13:25.439
<v Speaker 2>we got an offer on the first day. Like I

1:13:25.439 --> 1:13:27.200
<v Speaker 2>could have called it quits, but I put up with it.

1:13:27.439 --> 1:13:29.080
<v Speaker 2>And every day I would complain to Andrew and God

1:13:29.080 --> 1:13:33.719
<v Speaker 2>bless him again. Andrew Allen, my realtor. I would complain

1:13:33.760 --> 1:13:35.800
<v Speaker 2>to him. He's like, save it for the podcast, David,

1:13:35.800 --> 1:13:37.920
<v Speaker 2>save it for the podcast. And I'm like, I'm gonna

1:13:37.960 --> 1:13:40.040
<v Speaker 2>save it for the podcast, Andrew, but I'm going Okay,

1:13:40.080 --> 1:13:42.160
<v Speaker 2>He's like, only a couple more days, give it a

1:13:42.200 --> 1:13:44.679
<v Speaker 2>couple more days. I know you're going through this. One

1:13:44.720 --> 1:13:48.640
<v Speaker 2>couple goes into the house with their realtor, and I

1:13:48.640 --> 1:13:51.400
<v Speaker 2>see the realtors downstairs with the wife, right because I

1:13:51.400 --> 1:13:53.360
<v Speaker 2>see them in the window in the kitchen and through

1:13:53.360 --> 1:13:56.160
<v Speaker 2>the dining room window, the living room window, and I

1:13:56.200 --> 1:14:01.000
<v Speaker 2>see the husband is going in every bedroom and taking

1:14:01.080 --> 1:14:06.240
<v Speaker 2>pictures of every corner, every light fixture, every piece of furniture.

1:14:06.320 --> 1:14:08.320
<v Speaker 2>That's how some people shop, though. They have to know

1:14:08.360 --> 1:14:12.280
<v Speaker 2>what they're buying. Fuming my house. Okay, that's totally fine.

1:14:12.320 --> 1:14:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I got no problem with that. He's not taking He's

1:14:15.320 --> 1:14:17.720
<v Speaker 2>not like the guy that took the ship in your toilet. No,

1:14:17.880 --> 1:14:19.400
<v Speaker 2>but why do you have a problem with that? They

1:14:19.439 --> 1:14:21.559
<v Speaker 2>need to know what they're buying. So, you know, maybe

1:14:21.600 --> 1:14:24.439
<v Speaker 2>he's got to have never seen anyone take pictures of

1:14:24.520 --> 1:14:27.280
<v Speaker 2>every wall. There was no cracks. It wasn't like he

1:14:27.320 --> 1:14:28.920
<v Speaker 2>was taking pictures of cracks. He's like, I want to

1:14:29.040 --> 1:14:31.759
<v Speaker 2>have this crack looked at. Well, he wants to remember

1:14:31.760 --> 1:14:34.479
<v Speaker 2>every room and he opened every closet. Maybe he's got

1:14:34.520 --> 1:14:36.840
<v Speaker 2>short term memory, so maybe he wants to remind himself

1:14:36.880 --> 1:14:40.120
<v Speaker 2>of what that All four walls are gray. Okay, so

1:14:40.160 --> 1:14:43.920
<v Speaker 2>what is a conspiracy against you, Brody? Is that what

1:14:44.560 --> 1:14:47.800
<v Speaker 2>he's documenting? Your house? By the way, and in thirty

1:14:47.880 --> 1:14:49.680
<v Speaker 2>days you knew that that wasn't going to be your

1:14:49.680 --> 1:14:52.680
<v Speaker 2>house anymore. There was still The point is he was

1:14:52.760 --> 1:14:57.280
<v Speaker 2>looking at my things. My things photograph he's face for,

1:14:57.360 --> 1:14:59.800
<v Speaker 2>he's photographic my computer desk that has like bobble heads

1:14:59.800 --> 1:15:01.960
<v Speaker 2>on it. I'd like I left a couple of bottle

1:15:02.000 --> 1:15:04.000
<v Speaker 2>heads because I so you have to take everything out.

1:15:04.040 --> 1:15:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I took all the pictures off the walls. I I,

1:15:05.960 --> 1:15:07.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, what, are you just weird? What do you

1:15:07.240 --> 1:15:10.080
<v Speaker 2>think he did with I don't know these pictures. I

1:15:10.080 --> 1:15:12.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know. Plus I didn't want anyone to like know

1:15:12.680 --> 1:15:14.760
<v Speaker 2>it was by my house. I felt weird, like like, oh,

1:15:14.800 --> 1:15:16.719
<v Speaker 2>it was in Brodie's house. I took up Goroop's bedroom.

1:15:17.400 --> 1:15:20.880
<v Speaker 2>It was just weird. Also, the last thing I'll tell you,

1:15:20.880 --> 1:15:24.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, I sleep late, So I told Andrew don't

1:15:24.360 --> 1:15:26.880
<v Speaker 2>make any appointments to me before eleven am. He's like,

1:15:26.920 --> 1:15:28.879
<v Speaker 2>all right, no problem, eleven am will be your first appointment.

1:15:30.439 --> 1:15:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm sleeping, okay, I'm sleeping in my underwear. That's it.

1:15:36.320 --> 1:15:38.920
<v Speaker 2>And just wear my underwear because again, my wife's at work.

1:15:39.560 --> 1:15:43.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm right in sure. So it's it's ten twenty five.

1:15:44.920 --> 1:15:46.559
<v Speaker 2>I gotta get up, get dressed. I got an eleven

1:15:46.640 --> 1:15:49.400
<v Speaker 2>fifteen appointment, so I got plenty of time to get

1:15:49.439 --> 1:15:52.880
<v Speaker 2>up and get out. Ten thirty I hear the front

1:15:52.880 --> 1:15:58.360
<v Speaker 2>door open. I'm in my underwear, so I throw on

1:15:58.439 --> 1:16:01.519
<v Speaker 2>pants like there's a fire, and I and the dogs

1:16:01.520 --> 1:16:03.920
<v Speaker 2>are all in the rooms. I throw a T shirt on.

1:16:04.280 --> 1:16:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I said, can I help you? Yeah, I'm here for

1:16:06.200 --> 1:16:11.160
<v Speaker 2>my appointment. What time's your appointment? Eleven fifteen? It's ten thirty.

1:16:11.479 --> 1:16:11.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to come in and get a look at

1:16:12.960 --> 1:16:16.400
<v Speaker 2>the place beforehand, just look around, give myself a tour,

1:16:16.760 --> 1:16:22.040
<v Speaker 2>oh by myself? Yeah, so, I said, you're a realtor. Yeah,

1:16:22.040 --> 1:16:24.240
<v Speaker 2>so you know how this works, right, You make an appointment,

1:16:24.680 --> 1:16:27.439
<v Speaker 2>you come at your appointment time. Well, you say to me,

1:16:27.520 --> 1:16:30.200
<v Speaker 2>you call and you say, can I come early? I'm

1:16:30.240 --> 1:16:32.519
<v Speaker 2>in my underwear. What are you doing? You're forty five

1:16:32.520 --> 1:16:35.559
<v Speaker 2>minutes early. I wanted to give myself a tour. Well,

1:16:35.560 --> 1:16:37.320
<v Speaker 2>go give yourself a tour on the outside of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You fuck. So, I will tell you that. Andrews said,

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<v Speaker 2>most of what I complained about is common, but that

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<v Speaker 2>no one should show up forty five minutes early. Of course. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if I was late, I get it all. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but you got You're dealing with the public. You're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to have a very very big piece of you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>piece of property. You're probably the biggest ask that you own.

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<v Speaker 2>Right it was yeah everyone right. So but you sold

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<v Speaker 2>your house, congratulations? Yes, I sold my house thanks to Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm telling you I would have killed myself with

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<v Speaker 2>someone else it wasn't for him. But man, oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>interfacing with these people, uh, you know, listen, you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>have a little bit of I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is, just patience, humility, I don't know what you

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<v Speaker 2>want to call it, but just plan, plan for the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know under they say in the world of sales,

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<v Speaker 2>under promise and over deliver, right, But in this case,

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<v Speaker 2>expect the least of people and then you won't be

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<v Speaker 2>so I expect you the least as in the least

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<v Speaker 2>you could do is not sit in my office chair.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you feel if you came home and all

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<v Speaker 2>your shit was moved? I'd be fucking angry. That isn't

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<v Speaker 2>related to buying a house, but taking this in my

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<v Speaker 2>podcast chair. But to buy a house, there's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a reason behind taking pictures of every corner. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he's trying to figure out where he would put his furniture.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not trying to make excuses for

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<v Speaker 2>these people. You had to sit in a chair to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out where he put his furniture. How is that

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<v Speaker 2>a thing? You need to cool down and have yourself

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<v Speaker 2>a weekend? Bertie, You want me to cool down? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my dog won't even cool down. Dogs are barking as

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<v Speaker 2>we speak. My dogs are always barking. Did they get

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<v Speaker 2>the dog get the brown stained off his fur? Oh? Stop?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew works for Compass Realties. Compass Compass shout out to

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<v Speaker 2>Compass and Andrew. But that's it again. If I had any

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<v Speaker 2>if I had a let's say I had like a

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<v Speaker 2>guy like me as my realtor. Like if a hearty

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<v Speaker 2>guy like, hey, I like you, you're from Brooklyn, he

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<v Speaker 2>would have been like, get the fuck off my property, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>my guy doesn't want to sell the house to you, asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Luck a guy who was like, I'm down, It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what's to be expected. If they like that,

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<v Speaker 2>if they stay an hour and a half. They're probably

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<v Speaker 2>gonna put a bit on the house. So he's able

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<v Speaker 2>to calm me down, but scary in the moment. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you know me, Oh, I know you, Oh, I know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Then touching my cabinets, you gotta go. I gotta have myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I lived in the living in Brooklyn. I have these problems.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to have myself. A good Friday, Boys, Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys