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Speaker 2: Number one, number one phone tap of beer.

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Speaker 3: Number zero comes next.

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Speaker 1: Bro We're gonna go negative one. We'll watch you stop

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Speaker 1: playing the top ten worst.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well tomorrow to.

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Speaker 2: The number one phone tap is coming up in your show. Plus,

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Speaker 2: we got a Jeffrey of course Christmas parody.

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Speaker 1: For you to get you in the spirit. Number one

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Speaker 3: I don't get it started.

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Speaker 2: The podcast is about to start, but we love to

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Speaker 2: begin with comments.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and Buddy said, love you guys in upstate New York.

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Speaker 1: I listen to you guys every day working in my

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Speaker 3: That's Buddy from New York.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Stop eating, but definitely show that recipe for the spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You getting a tow truck drop. That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: All right, thanks for listening, Buddy. This show is dedicated

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Speaker 2: now to you. The full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Massages this time of year are so nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gladly I want one.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: We've been hearing about Jose and his massage misadventures a

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Speaker 3: Getting a massage is great. The place I chose the

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Speaker 1: Is the big hairy man walking on your back.

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Speaker 6: I think dudes who live in vans that come to

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Speaker 5: That is classic.

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Speaker 3: I went to his establishment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he only got punched once.

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Speaker 5: But hey, look that's not your thing.

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Speaker 6: There's a new relaxation trend that might be more enticing

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Speaker 6: to you really hiring a professional backscratcher. You can go

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Speaker 6: to your same messuse place, get fully undressed with just

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Speaker 3: Give it to me. I love a good backscratch your face.

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Speaker 1: Like that because I have to do this for my

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Speaker 2: Oh fifteen minutes every night.

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Speaker 1: You feel bad for them and he rub my back it.

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Speaker 5: Do you put on like really sharp nails before you

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Speaker 1: I just actually get safety pins out of the drawer.

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Speaker 6: It's supposed to be soothing and now former hairstylists are

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. It looks like you know, manicurists too,

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Speaker 1: Like you.

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Speaker 3: Know, the best part of my haircut is when they

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Speaker 1: I mean same yeah, and the kiss too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I love that part of the haircut.

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Speaker 6: Some people making one hundred and thirty dollars an hour

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Speaker 6: doing this backscratch, which is so stupid because you can

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Speaker 5: College one of us. Yeah, where one of us is.

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Speaker 6: Going to be soothed with nine thousand vaults to the

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Speaker 5: It, Jake Always.

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Speaker 7: Today is National point Setia Day, where we celebrate the

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, So how did this Mexican flora become the

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Speaker 7: You'll have to identify more during a special jingle Bells

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis, just like that US ambassador, did ye stay?

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Speaker 7: Alexis popularized by the brothers grimms Hansel and Gretel. This

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Speaker 1: It's got to be making a gingerbread house.

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Speaker 7: Gingerbread house, that's correct, I mean Christmas cookies.

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Speaker 2: I got frustrated one year and actually used glue instead

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Speaker 7: What stage of capitalism is that?

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Speaker 5: Probably one of the ends.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Brook, Yes, Brook with origins tracing back

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Speaker 7: to Norse mythology and Druidic rituals. This seasonal plant with

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Speaker 5: It's correct. It symbolizes love and friendship.

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Speaker 6: And there's that one plant that lets you go to

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Speaker 6: Oh that's just the missile.

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Speaker 5: They never have it. When I go to Michael's.

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Speaker 7: Interested Jose, it's year turn. We're talking Christmas symbols, I

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Speaker 7: guess Jose originally used to celebrate the winter solstice. This

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Speaker 3: Dead leaves they used to make the reads. I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: A wreath, Jose said Christmas.

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Speaker 3: You can't say no.

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Speaker 7: That is incorrect. I did mention it was a holiday

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Speaker 5: You're asking the Jew about this part of Christmas? And

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Speaker 6: Nicholas leaves gold next to the chimney Jeff takes it

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Speaker 6: and I didn't learn this part of the Christmas story.

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Speaker 1: I only got coal in my stockings. Yeah. Do you

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Speaker 5: Right, dude, shredded paper that you want.

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Speaker 6: To burn, shredded paper to leave no evidence?

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Speaker 7: All right, shredded paper is incorrect. Brook set it in

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Speaker 7: We're down to the final two. It's just Alexis and Brook. Alexis,

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Speaker 7: this is very easy. Your hint or maybe it's just simple.

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Speaker 7: Your hint is twenty four doors.

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Speaker 7: Originating in nineteenth century Germany, advent calendars would often hold

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Speaker 3: It's incorrect.

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Speaker 5: I was looking for reindeer food. Yeah, you let me finish.

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Speaker 7: You scattered this outside on Christmas Eve with oats and glitter,

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Speaker 1: Don't spread glitter people, that's microplastics.

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Speaker 6: Just say, don't let Brook tell you how to live

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Speaker 3: Want to glitter and Brooks face next time.

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Speaker 6: Alexis gets to choose who get shocked while singing, It's

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Speaker 1: It's beginning to look golock like Christmas. Yeah, everywhere you go,

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Happy Holidays everybody. It's broken in the morning as well.

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Speaker 6: Lot of people are going to be off next week,

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Speaker 2: I don't know me, you never emailed us for these,

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Speaker 2: I sure did, and you all responded back, which I

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Speaker 1: Like jeff email.

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Speaker 6: Alexis and I don't know if she meant to keep

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Speaker 6: You had to ai that, but you know what message

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Speaker 6: came through. That's great, Jose. You wrote, dear listeners, you're

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Speaker 6: all so great. I'm so thankful I get to make

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Speaker 3: That's actually what I would have said.

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Speaker 10: It is.

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Speaker 6: And then it says in parentheses, my computer is updating.

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Speaker 6: I'll finish this later. And then you never got back

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Speaker 1: Your computer is always updated.

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Speaker 5: Love it great message, Jose.

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Speaker 6: Finally, Brooks note to the listeners says, more than anybody

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Speaker 6: else on our show, I appreciate our listeners.

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Speaker 5: This true, especially the men.

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Speaker 6: As a poor, helpless female in this cruel, dark world,

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Speaker 6: I will lie heavily on the male species to find strength,

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Speaker 6: focus and support. Please follow my Only Fans Foxy Box

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Speaker 1: There's a lot wrong in that. Yeah, yeah, lead me

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Speaker 5: Brooks words?

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Speaker 11: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What I do on my only Fans page to.

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Speaker 5: Subscribe good tease, subscribe.

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Speaker 6: It's the radio segment that's creating a new breakfast cereal

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Speaker 3: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: It's called Deios.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like Cheerios, but made from one hundred percent

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Speaker 6: With Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 6: This first Laser story is out of North Carolina. A

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Speaker 6: twenty eight year old woman named Madison Steiml loves Costco

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Speaker 5: Her gift was a treadmill to work off the extra food.

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Speaker 1: Life is about balance.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey Practical that family has it together. Next Laser Stories

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Speaker 6: out of Holly Tree, Texas. If you're walking through your

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Speaker 2: Obviously, it's literally from the big man himself, Jeffrey, let's

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Speaker 10: Come.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what happened.

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Speaker 6: An enormous inflatable Santa Claus randomly showed up in an

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: The locals there have no idea who put it up,

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Speaker 1: So I love this. I think this is fantastic.

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Speaker 6: It's been up there for about a week and most

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a question because it's an inflatable and

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Speaker 6: A few people say they don't like it though it

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's not like.

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Speaker 6: Really well, I'm sure that's not the opinion of a

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Speaker 3: There's someone out there.

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Speaker 1: Are we that jaded?

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Speaker 6: Get a grip swing set in your front yard?

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Speaker 3: That's a playground?

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Speaker 11: Oh you know some.

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Speaker 6: Like friends, pervert capital of the world. Let's go to

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Speaker 6: this next Lazer story. Out of Hot and Fresh Food News.

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Speaker 6: Deliveries are a vital part of the holiday season for

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Speaker 6: most of us, and if you aren't sure how to

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Speaker 1: That's really novel, Or if.

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Speaker 6: You want to do something a little bit more than that,

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Speaker 6: you could give them a pizza.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're giving them food as well.

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Speaker 1: Like, hey, wait here, I'm gonna cook you something.

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Speaker 3: Delivery.

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Speaker 6: No, I say that because Pizza Huts just launched a

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Speaker 6: new promotion where they're giving away doormats to homeowners that

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Speaker 6: say leave a box, get a box. Dear delivery drivers

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Speaker 12: Ah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I trust none of my friends to come over.

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Speaker 5: It can't just be anybody.

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Speaker 6: Apparently, it can be anything from Amazon to FedEx or ups.

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Speaker 6: The doormats are free and you can claim one online,

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Speaker 6: but they're only making two hundred and fifty of them available.

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Speaker 1: Oh much pre pizza.

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Speaker 6: And as for the delivery drivers, it's unclear if there

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Speaker 1: I get so much shopping delivered, my driver will love me.

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Speaker 6: This next laser story is out of relationship world. Tinder

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Speaker 6: from the romance app looked at data from millions of

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Speaker 5: Here's what they found.

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Speaker 6: The third most attractive interest listed is pilates.

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Speaker 5: Second was cheerleading. Wait, what is that? Making a comeback

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Speaker 2: I mean like you were less you're literally the one

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Speaker 6: Or you're one of the perverts from Holly. The number

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Speaker 2: But I feel like you're not cool if you list it.

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Speaker 6: When it came to the most popular artist that people like,

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Speaker 6: By Morgan Wallen, The Weekend Sizza, and Zach Bryan. So

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Speaker 5: Profile only one interest chef? Well, he just says he's

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Speaker 5: only looking for a shell of the guitar. Nothing permanent,

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: There's a reason that people get anxious about bringing their

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Speaker 6: And it's not because you're worried that mom and dad

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Speaker 5: We want them to hear that that door so that

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Speaker 6: You don't want your significant other to witness how truly

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Speaker 5: During Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: It's really on display.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like you open your doors for it.

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Speaker 6: Because we all have unique family traditions that we do

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Speaker 6: the holidays time to force your family to come together

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And the best way to actually see that is through

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Speaker 6: those unique holiday traditions that for some reason your family

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Speaker 1: You just do them because you've always done them. You're like,

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Speaker 6: For example, we recently learned Brook on Christmas morning since

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Speaker 1: Part of that is true.

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Speaker 5: And then the mailman comes by and checks the oil.

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Speaker 5: And it's very weird at.

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Speaker 6: Right, Okay, but if that's not odd enough for you.

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Speaker 6: A survey ask people to share their strangest family holiday

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Speaker 6: shaker present. That's where you get to shake a present

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Speaker 6: and if you figure out what it is before Christmas,

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Speaker 6: you get to open it early.

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Speaker 3: That's risky though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gifting my husband. I hope he's not listening

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Speaker 1: wineglasses this year.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Can you imagine, Oh my god, You're like, honey, it's

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Speaker 6: Another one says growing up, each year, when my dad

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Speaker 6: After he passed away, my sister took over the tradition's

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's gonna be explain when you bring someone

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Speaker 6: More people were sharing their weird family Christmas traditions. This

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Speaker 6: objects are around. So smartt the first year I saw it.

456
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 6: One of the wise men was a t Rex toy,

457
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 6: Joseph was Darth Vader, and baby Jesus was a little

458
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 6: red plastic spider.

459
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:27,239
Speaker 1: Wow, they're doing it right. The force definitely is with them.

460
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 6: We're talking about the strangest holiday traditions that people's families

461
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 6: did that may have seemed odd to everybody else.

462
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 5: This one says.

463
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 6: One of my exes had a family that did this

464
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 6: truly bizarre hunt the Christmas present game hunted where his

465
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 6: parents would wake up super early Christmas morning and go

466
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 6: hide presents around the house and out in the garden.

467
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 6: Then all the kids had to go and hunt them down.

468
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 6: One year, my ex had to climb a tree to

469
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 6: get his Razor scooter down. He fell and fractured a

470
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 6: vertebrae in his back, and they all laughed remembering it.

471
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 5: Remember when Jonathan almost died.

472
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 3: My mom, I bought your new mattress. It's on the room.

473
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Speaker 5: Good luck.

474
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 2: Well, they must live somewhere warm that where I grew up,

475
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: there was five feet of.

476
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta wait till springtime to get your credit.

477
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 5: Makes it worth it.

478
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 6: A one says my family plays the spoon game during

479
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 6: the holidays, where we basically pretend my grandma's a witch

480
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 6: with magical powers. She goes out of the room. Someone

481
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 6: in the room holds a big spoon for a few

482
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 6: seconds and puts it down somewhere neutral.

483
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

484
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 6: Then my grandma comes back in, feels the spoon, connects

485
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 6: with her spoony spirits, and guesses who touched it, and

486
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 6: she gets it right. Every single time.

487
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 3: There's a track she's got a camera or something.

488
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 5: Weird that she puts the spoon in her mouth and

489
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 5: tastes like Kevin.

490
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: Does, like a grandma who's about to eat the children. Yeah,

491
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: I hear handy.

492
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 6: Another one says twenty eight years ago, I was one

493
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 6: of the first one hundred customers at a grocery store

494
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 6: grand opening.

495
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 5: My reward was a free can of tinned meat.

496
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 6: That Christmas, we had a white elephant gift exchange with

497
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 6: the family, and I wrapped the meat can up as

498
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 6: my contribution.

499
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: That's calling.

500
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 6: My mom got it and thought it was so funny

501
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 6: that she kept it and regifted it back to me

502
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 6: the next Christmas. Now, for the last twenty eight years

503
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 6: it has become the most coveted gift of the day.

504
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Whoever gets it.

505
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: That's awesome to really.

506
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 2: In our family, we have a beefstick we've been passing around.

507
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: It's not it's specifically a slim gym O.

508
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 2: My sister in law snuck into our car at some point,

509
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 2: so now then we sneak it into her house.

510
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes it gets mail.

511
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: Can you find it?

512
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really nasty because it's been about thirteen years

513
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: in there.

514
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: It's not liquid, it's more like a white it's straight.

515
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

516
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 6: How does your family attract anybody of the opposite?

517
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: This is actually my husband's family.

518
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 5: That makes sense.

519
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 6: I guess these are the weirdest holiday family traditions people share.

520
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 6: In a recent Christmas survey, it says my family tradition

521
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 6: was about a week before Christmas, we'd go out to

522
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 6: the front yard with my dad to find the perfect

523
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 6: pine cone. We plant the pine cone in a pot

524
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 6: and water it, and then overnight it would magically grow

525
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 6: into this magnificent, huge, fully decorated Christmas tree. My parents

526
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 6: said this planting thing only worked in December, and I

527
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 6: didn't realize they were just buying a tree till I

528
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 6: was thirteen years old.

529
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: It sounds like the parents just didn't want the kids

530
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: to help decorate the Christmas tree.

531
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, and finally somebody wrote, we got to a point

532
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 6: where all the children in my family were teenagers and

533
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 6: just asking for cash each Christmas, and instead of letting

534
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 6: it be boring, we had them each open individual cards

535
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 6: and we'd all chant money, money, money, money. It's funny

536
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 6: to us, but my friend came over for Christmas one

537
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 6: year and thought we were absolutely faeral.

538
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 2: You'ressing money money friends, Like, I think you guys are

539
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: kind of missing the spirit.

540
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 5: At least they weren't chanting blood.

541
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 6: Those were the strangest holiday family traditions that people celebrate

542
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 6: every single year. Fee stick stick phone taps coming up

543
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 6: right after.

544
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 8: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

545
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 5: At long last, we've done it. We have reached the

546
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 5: number one phone tap of the year, Top ten phone

547
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 5: taps of Christmas.

548
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: The anticipation.

549
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 6: It is called spare Room Roulette.

550
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 10: One.

551
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, you definitely you're not just saying that.

552
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 6: It features our own Jose Bolanos, it earns Brook.

553
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 5: And also me and we all remember what happened.

554
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, totally.

555
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 6: In case, just to jog your memory, we call a

556
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 6: guy who put a room for rent to add on

557
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 6: Craigslist at a really good price.

558
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 5: Okay, so no surprise.

559
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 6: A lot of people are super interested, a lot of

560
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 6: strange people, that is. And I don't think this dude

561
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 6: is ready for the onslaught of characters who are eager

562
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 6: to come and live with you.

563
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: I totally know this one.

564
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.

565
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 6: It's your number one phone tap over the year. Hope

566
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 6: you enjoy it right now, kids, Brook and Jeffreys ten

567
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 6: phone taps of Christmas number one.

568
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 13: Hello, he my cousin theirdo says you got a spare room.

569
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 11: Yes, there is a stroom rent. Yeah.

570
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 13: So like, look I just got out, so like I

571
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 13: kind of need to like get in.

572
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 5: If you know what I'm saying.

573
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 11: Got out, Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

574
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 13: I got out like into the world, like I'm free. Man. Okay, Yes,

575
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 13: So my like my question to you is if I

576
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 13: rent the room, I'm gonna be there a lot because

577
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 13: not because I want to, but because I kind of

578
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 13: have to.

579
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.

580
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 11: You know what I do greatly appreciate the call, and

581
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 11: I wish you the best of luck. But the room

582
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 11: has been rented.

583
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 13: Hey wait, I'm in at homes like I know how

584
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 13: to make wine from a toilet.

585
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 5: I can show you.

586
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 9: Hello ah, Hello, hello, Hello, how are you?

587
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 14: I'm great. My name's Alan. I'm calling about the room

588
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 14: for rent.

589
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 11: Fell Yes, there is a room.

590
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 14: Perfect because I got to get out of my senior

591
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 14: home that my family put me in.

592
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 11: Uh home.

593
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, it's right, I'm out of there. You never

594
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 14: spoke to me. If anybody else you sound kind of young.

595
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 14: By the way, maybe we could wing man for each

596
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 14: other down at Joanne Fabric.

597
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 5: Okay, Alan, you can help me pull some tail.

598
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 11: You need to stay. I will got a good place

599
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 11: for you.

600
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 14: My one rule is if you see my cane hanging

601
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,479
Speaker 14: off the door handle, then don't come in.

602
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 5: I'm listening.

603
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 11: They're probably looking you kidding me.

604
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 5: I'm not going back to those prudes.

605
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 11: You gotta go back down.

606
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 14: If you were me, you wouldn't say that sending me

607
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 14: back to a senior home.

608
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 5: You'd get no nookie.

609
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 11: I wouldn't be advising you come here either.

610
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 14: Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a world war one

611
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 14: veteran with more respect.

612
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 11: There's no, there's no World War One veterans. Sure is no,

613
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 11: there isn't.

614
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 14: I'm gonna come down over to your place and ahead

615
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 14: with one of my walkers that I just birch All.

616
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 11: I'm hanging up now, goodbye.

617
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 5: Wow, what a sissy?

618
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 11: Hello?

619
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 12: Oi, I'm calling about the doomsday bunker.

620
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 11: It's not a bumper, it's a spare bedroom.

621
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 5: Okay, call it what you like.

622
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 12: My question is can I board up the windows so

623
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 12: no one can see in song?

624
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 11: No? No, you can't. You're not going to board anything up.

625
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 12: Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make

626
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 12: Wi Fi not work?

627
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 11: Stupid? No, there's no adding or altering or changing.

628
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 12: I like your fire. You and I I'm about to

629
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 12: be bunk mates. Ah bugger, he just went a won.

630
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 11: Hello. Hello, Yeah, Hello, Hello? Who is it whom I

631
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 11: s thinaking to? Sometimes?

632
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 12: I didn't want to?

633
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 8: I knew, Alona.

634
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Are you calling about

635
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 11: the room?

636
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't, I don't.

637
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 11: I'm sorry. I don't follow you at all. Like whatever

638
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 11: you have out of your mouth, or don't call me back,

639
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 11: I don't care.

640
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: Is there a machine?

641
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 14: Hi it's Alan again, the same guy you. I just

642
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 14: got one more quick question for you. No, I couldn't

643
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 14: tell from the photo. Is there a mirror above the bed?

644
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 5: Gosh, what a freaking snowflake. Hello, Vale utations.

645
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 13: My name is Edward and I am looking for a room.

646
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 5: Please.

647
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 13: I pause for dramatic effect. My speech coach told me

648
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 13: that makes your words more powerful.

649
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 11: Yes, there is a room.

650
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 5: Well when'd you look at that?

651
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 12: Now?

652
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 13: How many females are allowed in the room at once?

653
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 5: Stroll by some time?

654
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 11: You know?

655
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 13: I have girls over and just well not actually I've

656
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 13: never had a girl over, but I'm planning someday.

657
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 11: Are you done well?

658
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 13: I was gonna say something else when it sounds like

659
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 13: you're already checked out on me, kind of like, oh,

660
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 13: the girls I invite over.

661
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 11: So it's not surprising.

662
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 13: Do any girls already live there?

663
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 11: Show? No, sir, Thank you, sir, goodbye?

664
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: All right, my mind?

665
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 11: Hello? Hey man?

666
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 5: Is this Andrew?

667
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 11: Yeah?

668
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 6: Hey, dude, I feel like we owe you a big

669
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 6: apology from our entire radio show.

670
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 5: God, you're your best friend.

671
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 6: Dennis asked us to do a prank call on you many.

672
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: More than one.

673
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, just but the last hour kind of spamming you figure, Hey, man, like, are.

674
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 13: You sure like that room's unavailable or whatever, because like

675
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 13: I really need it.

676
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: That was your number one phone top of twenty twenty.

677
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 8: Five Freak and Jeffrey in the Morning.

678
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 6: I think there's fewer and fewer rom com movies being

679
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 6: made now just because people don't meet in real life anymore.

680
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's true.

681
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 5: It's just not believable.

682
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 6: And you can't have a realistic romantic scene with a

683
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 6: drunk dude at two am sliding into a hot girl's

684
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 6: d MS.

685
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you. I don't know, just thinking.

686
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 5: About a job.

687
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe someone should try it. But that's why today's

688
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 6: call was so rare, because one of our listeners says

689
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 6: he turned a super awkward moment in real life into

690
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 6: an ho actual meet cute. It seemed almost too perfect

691
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 6: to be true.

692
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you do after you meet then?

693
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know.

694
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 6: We're gonna let's hear it in your second date update

695
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 6: right after this second date update.

696
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 5: There's a lot of fun things in life that begin with.

697
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:29,240
Speaker 6: The word street, street, street, magic, street tacos, jeff Yeah,

698
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 6: street walkers, right, I feel like I do that. I

699
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 6: walk down a lot of streets Tacos. Well, today we're

700
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 6: going to talk to a street dater.

701
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: Jeff's like, why are people giving me money for?

702
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 6: You must have really good hair today.

703
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 5: But again, this guy says he's a street dater.

704
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 6: He met someone wal well, not stereotypically, but he met

705
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 6: somebody while out on the street.

706
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's what I meant.

707
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 6: His name is Drewe street walker. Yeah, technically drew U

708
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 6: street walker too.

709
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 10: I think I walked the streets about as much as

710
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 10: everybody else around here.

711
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he's a humble street walk Jeff's neighborhood.

712
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we should using that phrase.

713
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 6: But apparently you met somebody while just walking out and

714
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 6: about how did that happen?

715
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 11: Yeah?

716
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 10: I was at a bookstore locally, and I like to read.

717
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 10: So I'm leaving the bookstore and i'm you know, I

718
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 10: have my face buried in the book as I'm walking,

719
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 10: and I knock into this woman.

720
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of a cute, you know, it sounds

721
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: like out of a movie. A bookstore is involved.

722
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 10: Little clumsy her bag fell. I helped her, and then

723
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 10: I gave her a little flirt.

724
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, did everything happen in slow motion.

725
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: I think he's joking about that part.

726
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 6: I know, yeah, I imagine the bag falling. He grabbed it,

727
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 6: he picked it up, he ran No, gotcha, you just

728
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 6: knocked her bag out of her hand by accident.

729
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, by accident.

730
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: Oh you really did knock the bag over.

731
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

732
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 10: We bumped into each other. It was a pretty big bump,

733
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 10: and you know, everything just kind of flew all over

734
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 10: the place. I helped her, some fell out of her bed,

735
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 10: and I said, you know, it's usually old ladies I

736
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 10: knock over and then I just move on and.

737
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: Funny he beats him with her I get the joke.

738
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 10: So then we started walking and we started going in

739
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,479
Speaker 10: the same direction. So I just started doing a little

740
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 10: more like joking, like you following me? And she's like, no,

741
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 10: you following me? And we laughed again, trying to build

742
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 10: like a little rapport, bro, like.

743
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 13: You're turning like kind of a bad situation or a

744
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 13: weird situation into like something positive.

745
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: What point were you able to get her name?

746
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 10: I did ask her name, but we walked a little

747
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 10: more and we'd love to know the name.

748
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: She's like, don't tell anybody what my real name is.

749
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 10: That name is Sonia Okay.

750
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 6: So you and Sonya are just accidentally walking in the

751
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 6: same direction and kind of flirting with each other.

752
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 10: It sounds like, yeah, we eventually get to a park

753
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 10: and we start walking through the park.

754
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 5: When you got into the park, is that when you

755
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 5: took her bag?

756
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 10: Then that's when I knocked her over and ran Okay.

757
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, gotcha more escape route than here a tree.

758
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 2: Did you really have to go to the same way

759
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 2: or were you just pretending so you could plans?

760
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: Like you both just had free time to keep walking.

761
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's true too.

762
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 10: I walked through that park all the time. Yeah. No,

763
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 10: this isn't like the first I was going in that

764
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 10: direction anyway. So it's just like a very good meat cute.

765
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 11: Okay.

766
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 10: Eventually we came across a sketch artist and he flagged

767
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 10: us down. He was like, hey, you guys want to

768
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 10: get a picture. You thought we were a couple?

769
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,959
Speaker 1: Wait did you get a character drive?

770
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 11: Oh?

771
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 10: Well I was down, but she wasn't.

772
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I think I think she was.

773
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 10: A little freak down.

774
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds there's so many like perfect things that

775
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,479
Speaker 6: are happening to you along the way on this short walk.

776
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 5: You didn't set this whole thing up. It sounds like,

777
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 5: how could he.

778
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 10: Do No, I didn't set anything up.

779
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 6: Well, you just have a friend who's like in the

780
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 6: park with a thing, and he's like, I'm just going

781
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 6: to take her this way.

782
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 10: I didn't say it was a friend. It was just

783
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 10: a sketch artist. She wasn't a friend.

784
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: That would be the most elaborate setup ever.

785
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: You accidentally run into somebody and then suddenly you call

786
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: your buddy.

787
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: When she's not looking, who happens to be an artist,

788
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: and tell him to set up quickly in the park.

789
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 13: I really want to sit down with her for forty

790
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 13: five minutes, this stranger.

791
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 5: I'm just saying.

792
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 6: We've heard people that have like orchestrated all sorts of

793
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 6: weird things in order to make you that's true, but this.

794
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like that job.

795
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: How long is this walk going on.

796
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 10: We're about twenty minutes into the walk by the time

797
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 10: she said no to the picture. Okay, way through the

798
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 10: park and we got to the end of the park.

799
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 10: It was probably about a half an hour we were together,

800
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 10: and I got a good vibe, so I asked her

801
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 10: number to go out, and she gave me a number

802
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 10: and the date just hasn't materialized.

803
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: Since said, Okay, have you guys talked via text.

804
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,439
Speaker 1: Or phone call?

805
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 10: No? Nothing. I've tried to call a few times. I've

806
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 10: lost a few messages.

807
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: I automatically think that she gave you a fake number.

808
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 5: Oh there's no response.

809
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was her voice on the voicemail. It's okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

810
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 2: She gave you the numbers. So I'm assuming she's single.

811
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: Did you specifically ask her?

812
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 10: I didn't ask her if she was dating anyone. No,

813
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 10: but I left a few voicemails and she hasn't answered.

814
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 1: How many yeah?

815
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 10: Three? Maybe four?

816
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: Oh, Jane, I don't like.

817
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,919
Speaker 3: I don't think I called a girlfriend that many times

818
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: in one year.

819
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: I think my mom calls me.

820
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 5: He felt the connection.

821
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 3: So when everyone's different, some people love being on the phone.

822
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 6: So I'm glad you take a break from your extensive

823
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 6: book reading in order to help reach out to the show.

824
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 6: And we're going to try and help you call this girl.

825
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 5: What's her name? Sonya?

826
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 11: Son?

827
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 10: Yeah?

828
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 6: Son your okay, We'll reach We'll reach out to Sonia,

829
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 6: and we'll do your second date update right after this.

830
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 5: Hold on second date update.

831
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 6: If I hadn't read it on the back of a

832
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 6: Blockbuster movie sleeve.

833
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 5: I still wouldn't believe it, but.

834
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 6: An accidental sidewalk bumping turned into your classic Hallmark street

835
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 6: walker love story.

836
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: Again with the term, Yeah, that's the wrong use.

837
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 3: We're trying to make it sound better than it is.

838
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not a Hallmark movie. I'll tell you

839
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: that one.

840
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 6: It fits in this scenario because our listener, Drew accidentally

841
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 6: ran into a woman outside of a bookstore, knocked over

842
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 6: her bag, and then turned that awkward moment into a

843
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 6: twenty five minute stroll through a local.

844
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: Park thirty I believe.

845
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: I mean, those five minutes are going to be precious,

846
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 2: but it's only a short amount of time.

847
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 5: You have to get fair, and.

848
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 6: It all seems too perfect to be true. And maybe

849
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 6: it was because she's not responding to any of his messages.

850
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 3: It's always the park scene. Yeah, it ruins it. Something

851
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: in the I mean.

852
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: He left, Okay, here's the thing. You left four voicemails. Yeah,

853
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: we have not asked what was in the voicemails.

854
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 10: I just told her, Hey, it's me Drew by the park.

855
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 10: You need a lot of guys by the park. I mean,

856
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 10: it's true, not even from the park.

857
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 8: Like the guys.

858
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 3: It's adjacent.

859
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe she thinks you live in the park after that.

860
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: No, that seems.

861
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 6: There's a chance though that if she's not responding to anything,

862
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 6: maybe she wasn't even real real.

863
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: Are you sure would.

864
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 10: Make me crazy?

865
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 3: Exactly?

866
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: What could just mean? You have a bad drug habit?

867
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, from the park.

868
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 5: Were you microdosing that day?

869
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 6: No, Homark hasn't done that yet, A microdosing Christmas?

870
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 8: This?

871
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 5: Well, if you over micro.

872
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: Jef those kids still in the DARE program.

873
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 3: I signed that contract.

874
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 6: Let's let's have all the street walkers unite because we're

875
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 6: gonna call and we're going to get an answer from

876
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 6: this woman to figure out what actually happened, if she's real,

877
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 6: and hopefully if there's an explanation.

878
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: A lot of kids listening who use that term wrong

879
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: for the next.

880
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 5: Micro Christmas the street. This is the education you get here.

881
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 5: I'm going to die of the number right now here

882
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 5: we go. Hello, it sounds real, Jeff, It sounds like

883
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 5: a person. Is this Sonya?

884
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 4: Yes, this is Sonia.

885
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 11: Who's this?

886
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 5: Hey, Sonia? We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

887
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 5: in the morning.

888
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 10: Good morning, Hi, Hi, Hey, what's this about?

889
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 5: This is a segment that we do on our show.

890
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 6: It's called a second Date Update, and we're trying to

891
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 6: help out one of our listeners. His name is Drew,

892
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 6: who you met the other day outside of a bookstore.

893
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: Did you just laugh?

894
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 4: Are you sorry? I just I can't believe that you're

895
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 4: calling about him.

896
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 2: What you remember, remember Drew the naught you over on

897
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: accident outside the bookstore?

898
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I remember Drew.

899
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 6: Okay, Well that's great because he said there was like

900
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 6: a meet cute type of situation that happened on the

901
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 6: street and then you guys went through a park for

902
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 6: a bit.

903
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 5: He's left a few messages.

904
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that did happen, and I was actually

905
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 4: open to seeing him again.

906
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 10: That's for the messages.

907
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 4: The messages are the problems.

908
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 6: Well, we asked him about the message, and he basically,

909
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 6: according to him, he said, it was basically, hey, this

910
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 6: is Drew from the park.

911
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 5: Remember I'm Drew.

912
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 10: Is that what he said?

913
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 5: Yeah?

914
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 10: Well interesting?

915
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: Oh now I'm so curious, Like.

916
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 4: He left me one message that was so ridiculous. I

917
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: actually my roommate and I have been like dying laughing

918
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 4: about it. Oh I actually I wrote it down.

919
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: Well, you wrote down the message because it was that

920
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: funny to you.

921
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 5: Wow, it would it be okay if we know what

922
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 5: the message said.

923
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, I'd love to read.

924
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 11: It to you.

925
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 6: Because we haven't. We haven't heard anything about it. We

926
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 6: just know there was a bunch of messages.

927
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: She is delighted to Yeah, she is so frid and.

928
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 4: Okay, So he told me, he said, I left you

929
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 4: a message you didn't respond to, and I don't like

930
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 4: leaving second messages.

931
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 11: But I like you.

932
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 4: You're very elegant, You're very attractive. But I don't play

933
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 4: that game. If I don't hear back by three pm tomorrow,

934
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 4: I'm no longer interested.

935
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Because he called us, Yeah, he didn't mean it.

936
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 4: Then she goes on to explain why I should call him, Well.

937
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: You should call him some positives.

938
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 4: That's good, he says, I'm very smart, I'm great in bed,

939
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 4: and I makes a lot of money.

940
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 5: Alex sold.

941
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 3: But also something everybody says.

942
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of those things when you say

943
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 2: it's hard to believe.

944
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 3: It's like you need to discover those things.

945
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 4: But then he says, believe it or not, I'm a

946
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 4: complete catch. I'm one of the only men in the

947
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 4: city that has no issues.

948
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 3: That's the city. Yeah, exactly, I'm the best one.

949
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: I have yet to find a person that doesn't have issues.

950
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: Is like a child trying to do reverse psychology?

951
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 10: Is that you?

952
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: Is that finally the end of the message.

953
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 4: So I don't know what your situation is. If you're

954
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 4: just insecure, or if you're on medication half way psychologically

955
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 4: normal and you haven't called me because something bad happened

956
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 4: in your life and you just needed a few days.

957
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: He reject a hinge, so started unhinged. It got a

958
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: little better. Now we're back.

959
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: Now we're unhinged again.

960
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 11: Okay.

961
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, So clearly there was a lot happening in that message,

962
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 6: and it could help to get insight into what he

963
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 6: meant by.

964
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: It, because it's pretty embarrassed right now.

965
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 6: Maybe because sonya, he is on the other line listening.

966
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 6: We've got Drew waiting to talk to you.

967
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 10: Oh hey, son hey, hey, is there something that I

968
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 10: said that wasn't true? Was there something that I said

969
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 10: on that voice now that wasn't that was a lie?

970
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 10: What you can't say?

971
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 6: You're covering a kind of hot yeah, a little bit

972
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 6: I think defensive.

973
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: No apology.

974
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 4: Well I'm sorry, Drew. I just like we met for

975
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 4: thirty minutes, we didn't even go on a real date.

976
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 4: And then all of this you're going on about how

977
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: great you are, and then you start to come for

978
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 4: me and like blame me for not calling you back.

979
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 4: I just found it all to be a little much

980
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 4: for someone that like, I'm.

981
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 10: Very say you agree that I'm right? So what was

982
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 10: the problem? You don't you don't appreciate being direct. You

983
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 10: don't like guys who would direct. I'm direct when making

984
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 10: a lot of money. I'm smart and I'm good in bed.

985
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 10: It's being direct more and more doubtful talking about you know,

986
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 10: you're all laughing now, but you won't be You'll be

987
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 10: crying later when I'm out of your life. That's what's

988
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,959
Speaker 10: gonna happen if you don't make the right move.

989
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta find out how good you are

990
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 3: in bed, bro, Sol.

991
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 10: You didn't call me back? Was really stupid. I mean,

992
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 10: come on, people like me who are good in bed

993
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 10: and smart and stuff.

994
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: You know, why do you leave with that?

995
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 10: Stupid person is going to give that up.

996
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 5: I think he's making some good points exactly.

997
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 10: You know, you know in this city there are no

998
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 10: men and I'm a total catch. You know that.

999
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 5: I kind of agree with him on that.

1000
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1001
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 7: I don't know, Drew.

1002
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 4: I feel like the people who are actually good in

1003
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 4: bed don't go around talking about how good they are

1004
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 4: in bed. I'm not getting the best vibes from you,

1005
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 4: to be honest, Like, it just feels like I know that.

1006
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,959
Speaker 10: You haven't bragged about being good in bed.

1007
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you're not supposed to?

1008
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: What are you talking about.

1009
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 5: To any hip hop music? They're all about that?

1010
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 2: Are we going to ignore the rest of the text.

1011
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 10: About what was that? I saw her beg, her begs,

1012
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 10: everything fell everywhere I saw her. Meds.

1013
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: You read everyone's on medication.

1014
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 11: Yea on medication.

1015
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 10: You sound crazy smart and well.

1016
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: Read so your I thought you were going to come

1017
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: to Drew. This is honestly, this is shocking to be

1018
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 2: I thought we were going to come to Drew and

1019
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: you were going to be humiliated that this voicemail.

1020
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 8: Was out there.

1021
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 6: But only somebody who's addicted to meds would be humiliated.

1022
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 6: He's perfect, broke.

1023
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, with no narcissistic tendencies at all.

1024
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 5: No, I don't clearly good Sonya was he right? Are

1025
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 5: you on the verge of tears right now.

1026
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 4: I'm just really heartbroken that it can't be with this perfect.

1027
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 10: I'm glad that you can finally admit it, Sonya.

1028
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 6: Don't give up yet, because I'm going to give you

1029
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 6: a second chance right now by offering to send you

1030
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 6: out with the only perfect man in the entire city

1031
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 6: with no issues.

1032
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 5: With no issues, she would do.

1033
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 10: That if she went on a date, if she called

1034
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 10: me back like a normal person, I wouldn't have to

1035
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 10: do what happened. But he should just call me back

1036
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 10: like a normal person.

1037
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 5: Sonya. It's up to you if you'd like to see

1038
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 5: him again or not. Yelled at a little bit, it's

1039
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 5: your choice.

1040
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: I appreciate the offer, but I really I'm really not.

1041
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's shocking.

1042
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 6: She's talking about me though there like and I get that,

1043
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 6: But what about Drew?

1044
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: That was really shocking?

1045
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: I say, Drew also, wow.

1046
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 5: Wow, really Sonya asking you out? I'll tell her you.

1047
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: Sarcastic at all, Drew.

1048
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 6: If this woman can't see how perfect you are, then

1049
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 6: she doesn't deserve you.

1050
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 8: Wow.

1051
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 10: Thank you, thank you very much.

1052
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: You can't read sarcasm.

1053
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 10: He's really thanking you, Jeff, I don't read sarcasm.

1054
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah you hear it, Brooke exactly. Thank you, Drew, thank you.

1055
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 5: He really is perfect, Brook Jeffrey in the morning.

1056
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 6: I feel like we should have asked that guy in

1057
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 6: part one, how confident are you in getting a date

1058
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,959
Speaker 6: one to ten? Oh my god, I felt like maybe

1059
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 6: he was a four going into it.

1060
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 5: He would have said, he's like thirty.

1061
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing.

1062
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: He acts so confident, But we never brought up the

1063
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 2: fact that on message too, he said he'd never be

1064
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: interested again if she didn't call him back, and yet

1065
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 2: he was still on the phone.

1066
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, still left her more voicemails.

1067
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 3: Yes, still.

1068
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: I mean, all of what he was saying is not believable.

1069
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 3: It's like a guy who doesn't know how to play

1070
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 3: the game.

1071
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 6: But someone told him right like, hey, if you ignore

1072
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 6: a girl or if you're just this.

1073
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: And they love ultimatum.

1074
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, it didn't work, and he was totally shocked that

1075
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 6: she wouldn't take him up on the opportunity to perfect.

1076
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 2: Man, so many options, he'll be fine, ever said they

1077
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: were perfect and turned out to be like perfect.

1078
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: Like when has George Clooney been like guy?

1079
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: God, do you know what he said this week that

1080
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: was so annoying to me.

1081
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 5: Let's not go into it. I don't want to go

1082
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 5: into it. I don't want to go into it, but look, if.

1083
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: Our listeners I kind of do.

1084
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 5: If our listeners.

1085
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 6: Want to take advantage of the perfect man, you can

1086
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 6: go check out our Second Date podcast and listen to

1087
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 6: me host.

1088
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: Well, okay, listen text in if you want to know

1089
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 2: about the George Clooney dirt.

1090
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,479
Speaker 1: Off share.

1091
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 6: We'll talk about it off air, but go check out

1092
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 6: our podcast wherever you get yours online at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1093
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1094
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 6: There's been some serious miscommunication about our next segment, and

1095
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 6: I need to address it.

1096
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: Okay, miscommunication.

1097
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 6: I'm talking about my song of the Week what what?

1098
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 6: Because I noticed online a lot of people think it's

1099
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 6: called that because I write and sing a new musical

1100
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 6: parody every single week on.

1101
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: Fridays and we're not very creative with names.

1102
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 6: But no, that's not it at all. It's not week

1103
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 6: spelled w e e K. It's week w e a

1104
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 6: K as in not strong.

1105
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's specifically meant for the ears of people with

1106
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 14: very frail bodies.

1107
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 5: That's my main demo here.

1108
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 6: So yes, I want to know for the week, people,

1109
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 6: where my weakling Zach all right, I want you to struggle,

1110
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 6: to put your hands in the air and wave them

1111
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 6: like your muscles might tear.

1112
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 5: It was a painful experience. I witnessed it because my

1113
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 5: brand new song of the week is coming up, no struggle.

1114
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 5: Right after this, it is.

1115
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 6: Time for my song of the week smoking Jeffrey in

1116
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 6: the Morning. And it's no secret Christmas is almost here.

1117
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,919
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, finally, And I.

1118
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 6: Am getting kind of worried because I don't know about

1119
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 6: all of you, but personally I haven't necessarily been a

1120
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 6: good boy this.

1121
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you kind of try to be on

1122
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: that naughty list.

1123
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 6: I'm not even gonna use the word naughty because that

1124
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 6: has a different connotation. And if I came out and

1125
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 6: said I've been a naughty boy all over the radio,

1126
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 6: you know how our listeners are gonna interpret.

1127
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 5: I say, yeah, that's how I immediately they would be right.

1128
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 6: But if I had to look at myself and be

1129
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 6: completely honest, I probably did.

1130
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 5: Not make the nice list this year. Sorry, Jazz, along

1131
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 5: with I'm sure a lot of other people.

1132
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: Out there that probably would make yourself feel better.

1133
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 6: It does, actually, but the ones who are really freaking

1134
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 6: out the most are all the little boys and girls

1135
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 6: who are realizing time is running out to turn things

1136
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 6: around and actually impress the big jolly guy in red.

1137
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you gotta do it right.

1138
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: My son the other day is like he even watches

1139
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: us when we sleep, like that's a little creepy.

1140
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 5: That's his favorite time. Yes, but look, I.

1141
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 6: Just feel bad for all the desperate kids out there

1142
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 6: who are thinking, yikes, this year.

1143
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 5: I definitely did not pass the vibe check.

1144
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: One year. I cried.

1145
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 12: My mom literally consoled me because I was going to

1146
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 12: bed ball because I was such a bad kid.

1147
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you changed all your behavior, but.

1148
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 6: There are kids who are like the stuff I did

1149
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 6: in my class with my music teacher that is not

1150
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 6: gonna get me a lttle boo boo. I wanted to

1151
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 6: write a special Christmas song for all of those children

1152
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 6: who need a last second Hail Mary message to change

1153
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 6: Sanna's mind and let him know.

1154
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 5: Sure, I haven't been the.

1155
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 6: Greatest this year, but you should still come drop me

1156
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 6: a couple presents or else. That's why instead of singing

1157
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 6: Powfu's Coffee for your head, it's young Jeffrey's cookies for

1158
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 6: your sled.

1159
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 15: Bribe them all right, I'm going to point when i'm ready, points.

1160
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 5: And your sled Mommy minds me y.

1161
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, I beg your Santa please because you're probably a

1162
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 16: shamed and if you check.

1163
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,919
Speaker 5: The naughty list, you're gonna see my name. Yet.

1164
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 16: Sure some things have happened in I know that you

1165
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 16: have heard it. Help on the shelf a rat Sheriff Woody.

1166
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 5: He'll confirm it.

1167
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 16: I promise I was joking when I said I joined

1168
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 16: a cult. I swear I didn't know that websites only

1169
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 16: for adults.

1170
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 7: Cousin.

1171
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm still young and do stuff that's kind of dumb.

1172
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 16: But if you bring me present, leave you something when

1173
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 16: you come baked, you up some cookies with some milk

1174
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 16: for you.

1175
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 5: My friend know where.

1176
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 16: Daddy hides the bourbon if you'd rather drink instead. I'll

1177
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 16: try to keep this short because you're not done with

1178
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 16: your sledding.

1179
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 5: Just like my dad's massages. Oh there's a happy ending.

1180
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 16: I made mistakes, sall year long things I regret. I

1181
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 16: know the reason Mommy lost her sands cuz I kept

1182
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 16: on saying six Sava, Sanna, don't fly away, Oh, rudep,

1183
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 16: I know that you're mad. I said a couple sories

1184
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 16: when I was bad, but if you brought me legos,

1185
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 16: that'd be rats. I'm on the naughty that my mom

1186
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 16: made a big deal of. But Santa, please don't keep

1187
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 16: me from the Christmas poise I dream of. I took

1188
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 16: my sister's iPad and I hit it in the park.

1189
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to go that far. She kept playing

1190
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 5: baby Shark.

1191
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 16: I spent Christmas Eve hot and buy the Christmas Creek.

1192
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 5: Santa, where the hell you at? It's nearly a quarter

1193
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 5: to three.

1194
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 16: Oh sorry, I fuck curse and I have some inner demons,

1195
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 16: but you spy on me sleeping.

1196
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 5: How about we call it even in starrow Way. Let's

1197
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 5: work out some bargain.

1198
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 16: And I made a bunch of cookies to go your sled,

1199
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 16: hoping it'll sway your judgment.

1200
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 5: Sannah, please don't delay. It's almost done and you might

1201
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 5: regret A post.

1202
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 3: A Yelp review and rip you the shredds.

1203
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 5: Convince the other kids you're not trusted. Try me do

1204
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 5: what I say or it's on. Is that a threat?

1205
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 16: I'll call my dad's attorney and you can bet I'll

1206
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 16: have Santa's reindeer reprocessed Sannah new harbor board with our

1207
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 16: drone is all I request. I know that my behavior

1208
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 16: was not the best, but if I don't get toys,

1209
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 16: I'll get revenge. Sanna, You've made me wait for too long.

1210
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 5: I'm going back to bed.

1211
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 16: I made you special cookies for your sled, added in

1212
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 16: a drop of lax it as Sennah, what.

1213
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing.

1214
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 2: But I don't think you deserve any presents.

1215
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 5: Santa doesn't come, then things are gonna happen. Sorry, I mean,

1216
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 5: but I do.

1217
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 2: I do get the iPad thing like I bet the

1218
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 2: parents are actually thankful for that.

1219
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that actually is the one thing that put me

1220
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 5: on the nice list.

1221
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 3: Yes year, in the cookies, you may lose some weight.

1222
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: Not the right weight though, Yeah, he probably is, so

1223
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: Sam Bick.

1224
00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 5: He's fine.

1225
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 6: But for all you naughty kids who are listening right now,

1226
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 6: there is still time.

1227
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 5: Just keep trying to be good ya.

1228
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 6: Don't kick your sister for just a little bit longer

1229
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 6: and you will get pressured.

1230
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: December twenty sixth, it's all though, Yes, yeah.

1231
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mma, in the living room, we're doing it. That's

1232
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 6: your song of the week. You get text into seventy

1233
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 6: eighty five nine two and tell us what you thought

1234
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 6: about it.

1235
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 5: We'll post the video up on all of our socials.

1236
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 6: Have Brook and Jeffrey Happy Merry Christmas. However you say

1237
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 6: it the right way, I'm a bad kid.

1238
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 8: I don't know Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1239
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if anybody noticed, but it's kind of

1240
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 6: the holidays right now. Yeah, Christmas, it is right around

1241
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 6: the corner. And because of that, a lot of people

1242
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 6: are going to be off on vacation next week. So

1243
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 6: today we're doing all Christmas themed questions.

1244
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 5: Ya, how do you think you do it?

1245
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 10: That?

1246
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 5: Brooke? Is Christmas something you're kind of familiar with this

1247
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 5: a little bit, just a little bit tad a year

1248
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 5: or two you celebrated. That's good.

1249
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 6: What about with our new player, Chris, Chris, how's your

1250
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 6: Christmas knowledge?

1251
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 5: Christmas better than Brooks.

1252
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 10: I'll tell you that right now.

1253
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 3: I mean the holiday. His name isn't the time.

1254
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, it.

1255
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 5: Was named after him, exactly.

1256
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 10: There you go.

1257
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1258
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: I tried to get it changed to brook Miss a

1259
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: while ago. People didn't go for it.

1260
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 3: I still say brook Dependence Day sounds better.

1261
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going to rename some holidays a little bit later. First,

1262
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 6: we got to play the game. You got thirty seconds

1263
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 6: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1264
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 6: know when, you can say past. But you have to

1265
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 6: beat her out right if you want to win, Chris,

1266
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 6: are you ready?

1267
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 11: Let's go? Good?

1268
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 6: Look, my man, your time starts now. What Holiday beverage

1269
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 6: is also known as milk punch uh? In The Grinch

1270
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 6: Who Stole Christmas? What's the Name of the Grinch's Dog?

1271
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 8: Uh?

1272
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 5: Ebenezer Scrooge is the main character in what novel?

1273
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 11: Uh? Before Christmas?

1274
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 5: What was Frosty the Snowman's nose made of? Carrott name?

1275
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 5: The best selling Christmas song of all time?

1276
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 10: All I Want for Christmas is you?

1277
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 11: What?

1278
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 5: Christmas? Theme?

1279
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 6: Ballet premiered in Saint Petersburg, Russia in eighteen ninety two.

1280
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 3: No Cracker, Good job, that.

1281
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 6: Last one, well done. Brooke is coming back into the

1282
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 6: studio and we've been asking people all week long about

1283
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 6: their family holiday traditions. It says here that you're newly single,

1284
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 6: so you're going to be hanging out with your younger

1285
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 6: brothers for the holidays, and on Christmas Day it just says,

1286
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 6: you watch football.

1287
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yeah, he's football guys, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Christmas, that's

1288
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 10: all it is. Coach at a local high school football year.

1289
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 12: So those day with college football two is phenomenal.

1290
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 2: Now, it wasn't so cool to see what's his name

1291
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 2: Rivers his high school teams.

1292
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, his high school team watch him play. Wasn't that cool?

1293
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 10: It was also cool to see him lose? Yeah, Grandpa

1294
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 10: back in the home.

1295
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 6: Yeah right, all right, Chris, well done. Now sit tight

1296
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,439
Speaker 6: because it's Brooks turn brook Are you ready? Yes, your

1297
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 6: time starts now. What Holiday beverage is also known as

1298
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 6: milk punch ooh, egg nog in The Grinch Who Stole Christmas?

1299
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 6: What's the Name of the Grinches?

1300
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 5: Dog?

1301
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 11: Oh?

1302
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 6: Max Ebenezer Scrooge is the main character in what novel?

1303
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh My God, Christmas Carol?

1304
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 5: What was Frosty the Snowman's nose made of?

1305
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1306
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: Carrot?

1307
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 12: Name?

1308
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: The button?

1309
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 5: Button name? The best selling Christmas song of all time,

1310
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 5: All Went for Christmas?

1311
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 6: By Mariah Carey What Christmas Theme ballet premiered in Saint Petersburg,

1312
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 6: Russia in eighteen ninety two.

1313
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 3: You shouldn't let you finish.

1314
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 5: Ryan, I think it is. It wasn't very Christmas. But

1315
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 5: let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both

1316
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 5: did with Jose.

1317
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 10: Didn't they invent Christmas tree lots so people have to

1318
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 10: drive all the way out to nowhere and last a

1319
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 10: whole Saturday.

1320
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 8: They invented him rush because people forgot how to have

1321
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 8: a fun, old fashioned family Christmas and are satisfied with scorny, dead,

1322
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 8: overpriced trees that have no special meat.

1323
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 5: Worth it.

1324
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 3: Chris, you got to corrected a.

1325
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why wasn't there any Christmas football questions?

1326
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 11: Right?

1327
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: Chris?

1328
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 11: I know? Yeah, what's up with that?

1329
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, Chris, you got two Brooks same amount of questions

1330
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 13: and yeah brook.

1331
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 3: Five pay.

1332
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 10: Sorry about that.

1333
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 6: Chris Brooke was ready for this today. Let's go over

1334
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 6: the answers to everybody. Holiday beverage known as milk punch

1335
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 6: would be eggnog. In The Grinch who Stole Christmas. His

1336
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 6: dog's name is Max. Ebenezer. Scrooge is the main character

1337
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 6: in a Christmas Carol. Frosty the Snowman has a button nose.

1338
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: Which nobody does that, No.

1339
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 6: It's a carrit name the best selling Christmas song of

1340
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 6: all time, with one hundred million copies.

1341
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 5: Sold white Christmas by Bing Crosby.

1342
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 2: I just Sawry Carrey just set a record. She's twenty

1343
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 2: weeks at the number one spot again.

1344
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 3: I just think bing Crosby has like an extra fifty years.

1345
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: That's true.

1346
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 6: Christmas theme ballet that premiered in Saint Petersburg, Rush in

1347
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 6: eighteen ninety two would be The Nutcracker.

1348
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 2: Du Dun dun dun dun dun du du dun d

1349
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 2: d day.

1350
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 5: I don't know what just happened.

1351
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 2: I love Taikowski happened, Broa, you better wrap this up

1352
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 2: before we get to those sugar plump ferries.

1353
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Speaker 5: Oh God, clearly someone's been having eggnog this morning, and

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Speaker 5: it's I'm the one that has to bear the brunt

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Speaker 5: of it.

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Speaker 6: Chris, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to win, But the

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Speaker 6: good news is just we're playing. We're gonna give you

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Speaker 6: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card vallid at any

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Speaker 6: Disney resort, theme park or online in the Disney store.

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Speaker 10: Oh nice, that's awesome, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to lead us out with any of

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Speaker 1: the Nutcracker yourself?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Oh jeez, I haven't seen that in a whole year.

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Speaker 10: But shout out to you guys. Hey, if I can

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Speaker 10: shout out, I've been listening to you guys since I

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Speaker 10: was a kid. I love what you guys do.

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Speaker 11: Much appreciation for you, guys.

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Speaker 5: Chris, We've been listening to you since you were a

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Speaker 5: kid too.

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Speaker 6: We love you, Chris. Come back and play again soon.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow