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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour.

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Speaker 2: Energy bottles did you count in the trash can? I

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Speaker 2: think it was eleven guys?

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Speaker 3: Fifty energy?

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Speaker 4: My god.

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Speaker 1: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel

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Speaker 1: for his parody song.

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Speaker 2: Today's song of the Week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes, let's start it now.

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Speaker 5: We've been wanting to do this since the start of

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Speaker 5: the year. And when I say we, I mainly mean

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Speaker 5: our producer wants to do it, which means we're not

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Speaker 5: gonna lie.

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Speaker 6: I don't really want to.

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Speaker 2: Is it punishment for us?

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Speaker 6: Honestly I'm kind of mid on it.

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Speaker 5: It could be okay, but our listeners might think it's interesting.

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Speaker 7: What is it?

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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: And if you didn't know, we have a technical director

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Speaker 5: here named ashtonh Yeah. He is a mute, redheaded, orphaned

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Speaker 5: virgin with three toes on.

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Speaker 6: His left foot. It's all been very well documented. We

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Speaker 6: don't need to cover that anymore.

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Speaker 5: But if you've never seen him, Brook, what celebrity would

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Speaker 5: you say?

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Speaker 6: Ashton looks like this?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 2: That's hard. I was gonna say McLevin from super Bad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that is.

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Speaker 5: I would go with the like ozempic version of Buzz

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Speaker 5: from Home alone. But the question is, and I want

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Speaker 5: people to weigh in on our Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: We'll have digital Jake put up a photo of Ashton there.

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Speaker 5: The question though, is guess this man's weight?

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Speaker 2: Are we allowed to?

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Speaker 5: Ashton has signed off on this already, He's given the approval,

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Speaker 5: said it's okay. So right now we're gonna go around

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Speaker 5: the room and get some guesses. Don't ask any questions

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Speaker 5: to him, just guess. You can look him up and down,

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Speaker 5: have him spin around if you want.

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Speaker 2: Alexis, let me take my guess.

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Speaker 6: Go ahead, I guess.

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Speaker 8: I think Ashton and I have got to be close,

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Speaker 8: like if we were a fight, i'd.

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Speaker 3: Win, maybe a close fight.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna guess.

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Speaker 9: You're one hundred and fifteen pounds one.

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Speaker 6: Hundred and fifteen for Alexis Broke.

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Speaker 1: Saying, so I've seen him what he's been eating for lunch.

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Speaker 1: I think he's trying to bulk up. Yesterday he had

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Speaker 1: an entire bucket of ramen.

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Speaker 5: He ate taco bell every meal for a month straight

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Speaker 5: and apparently lost ways that metabolism.

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Speaker 2: I had to hate him for that.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna say he weighs one nine.

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Speaker 6: For Brooke his weighted before you.

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Speaker 3: Guys are talking, literally wasn't sure if he even hits

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Speaker 3: one hundred. Come that is so he's my boy.

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Speaker 2: No, I think he's like maybe even one fifty.

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Speaker 10: But as I know how to win these games, and

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Speaker 10: I play many games, you always gotta go with the lowest.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna say one pound Jeffrey is worth the strategy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to to show you, guys are I'll

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Speaker 5: mean you're right in the middle and say ninety pounds for.

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Speaker 2: That off I think I'm even under.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, so let's have a drum roll please asking

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Speaker 5: how much do you.

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Speaker 2: Really Alexiscott at one fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen?

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Speaker 2: I knew I was looking at that. Wait, sixteen years old?

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Speaker 6: Did you want to see him? Bring yourself check out

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Speaker 6: the photo at Brooke and.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey For every like Ashton loses one piece of yah.

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Speaker 1: To get like some protein powder up in this house

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Speaker 1: or something apparently works.

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Speaker 5: Let's continue to be shocked when we get into the

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Speaker 5: shot callar question of the day and send.

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Speaker 6: It over to Digital Jake for some trivia. Let's go

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Speaker 6: to Jake.

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Speaker 9: Well, speaking of Shocked Jeffrey yesterday, I was beside myself

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Speaker 9: along with my other chauvinist pig mail co hosts, when

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Speaker 9: we witnessed both Brooke and Alexis not being able to

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Speaker 9: get one trivia question right about women's history.

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Speaker 1: Is it a reflection of us or is it a

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Speaker 1: reflection of what we were taught in school?

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe it's a reflection of the history books.

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Speaker 9: Jake, it could be, but I know I wasn't the

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Speaker 9: only one who heard it because I've just gotten word

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Speaker 9: that Caitlyn Jenner has unfollowed us on TikTok Are.

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Speaker 3: It took us forever to get her.

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Speaker 6: And I think we know why. Thanks a lot, Brook.

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Speaker 9: I couldn't just leave it at that, though, with Brook

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Speaker 9: and Alexis disgracing the entire female gender, it's time for

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Speaker 9: a redo. For the second day in a row, it's

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Speaker 9: a special women's history edition.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we hear.

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Speaker 1: Guys's questions are about like who invented board games? Like

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Speaker 1: not people who have actually impacted humanity and not boys.

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Speaker 5: An impactful game that's impacted more families than literally anything.

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Speaker 5: Probably don't make Rob Kardashian unfollow us to come.

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Speaker 9: I will never recover from that. Let's see if these

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Speaker 9: women can recover.

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Speaker 11: Brook.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with you give me a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Let's go number nine, number nine.

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Speaker 9: Brook, who has the higher net worth? Taylor Swift, Dolly

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Speaker 9: Parton or Beyonce.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Beyonce is tricky because she has all sorts of fashion houses, right,

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Speaker 1: so she's got like the House of Ivy and then

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Speaker 1: she just came.

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Speaker 2: Out with a hairline.

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Speaker 1: Because the thing that makes these people so much money

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Speaker 1: is the outside the music stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the entrepreneurial stuff.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Beyonce.

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Speaker 6: Brooke said, Beyonce.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 3: Correct.

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Speaker 9: According to my numbers, Taylor Swift is leading at one

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Speaker 9: point one billion with a B, Beyonce second at eight

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Speaker 9: hundred million, and Dolly Parton at six hundred and fifty million.

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Speaker 2: She's not working nine to five anymore, Jake.

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Speaker 6: Brook.

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Speaker 9: Let's go over to Alexis. Okay, Alexis, give me a

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Speaker 9: number one through twenty twenty. Alexis name the only other

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Speaker 9: female music artist who is worth more than Taylor Swift,

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Speaker 9: So I.

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Speaker 2: Have to pick someone that we didn't say. I think

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Speaker 2: I know who it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know for women everywhere, Alexa, I think it's

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Speaker 1: someone older than her, But I'm gonna go with that's.

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Speaker 6: I think Alexis, said Rihanna.

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Speaker 9: That is yeah, correct, four billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Which I think we all still pronounce her name wrong.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it all right?

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Speaker 6: Jose, it's your turn. Give me number one through twenty.

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Speaker 9: I really liked the number twelve, Jose. Eight years ago,

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Speaker 9: a woman named Vern Jackie Mitchell made headlines when she

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Speaker 9: was allowed to play in a men's exhibition game, and

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Speaker 9: she did so well that she embarrassed the top two

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Speaker 9: male athletes at the time. Afterwards, she was banned from

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Speaker 9: participating sport.

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Speaker 6: Was it, oh wow?

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Speaker 2: I mean her name's Vern. Where are you putting Vern?

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Speaker 3: I'm putting Vern in a bowling?

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Speaker 2: Where are that too?

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Speaker 3: Did you see Vern showing up with her own ball?

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Speaker 6: Jose said, bowling?

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Speaker 3: That is.

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Speaker 9: Correctse I was looking for baseball. She struck out Babe,

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Speaker 9: Ruth and Garrett, and the commissioner banned woman from playing

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Speaker 9: after that, I tell you, Jeffrey, number one through twenty

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Speaker 9: let's go with his number sixteen sixteen. Jeff, you need

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Speaker 9: to get this right in order to stay alive. We

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Speaker 9: all know Kelly Clarkson was the first ever winner of

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Speaker 9: the reality singing competition American Idol, But who was the

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Speaker 9: second woman.

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Speaker 6: To win it?

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Speaker 7: Second woman?

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Speaker 5: I literally stopped watching after season one?

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Speaker 2: Justin Guarini or he was with Kelly?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Ruben was season two though, yes, season.

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Speaker 2: But that was lay Aikin. That was with Ruby.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, had a moment.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm gonna go Underwood, jeff said Carrie Underwood. Carrie

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Speaker 9: Underwood one season four of American Idol. She was the

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Speaker 9: third woman to win. The answer I was looking for,

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey was Fantasia for really.

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Speaker 6: Nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a

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Speaker 2: She's like killing it.

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Speaker 6: That means less.

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Speaker 9: When's the women's history edition of Plenty of Plenty.

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Speaker 5: Saving face for all the women of the world. A

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Speaker 5: Lexus gets to choose who gets shot today and they're

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Speaker 5: going to be singing only girl in the World by Rihanna.

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Speaker 8: I gotta go the woman who disappointed in the room again.

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Speaker 2: I can't do the work, really, lexus, all right.

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Speaker 1: Want you to make me feel that I the only

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Speaker 1: girl the.

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Speaker 7: Word freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: If you can't choose between I Hop and Applebee's, then

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Speaker 5: there's some exciting news for you.

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Speaker 6: Really is.

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Speaker 2: There are a lot of people who have a hard

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Speaker 2: time with this decision.

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Speaker 10: There's like one parking lot in the country that people

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Speaker 10: are like, which where do we go?

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Speaker 5: You may not have to choose anymore. It's Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffry in the Morning. And this is something I didn't

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Speaker 5: know but I just saw in the news today. Do

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Speaker 5: you realize for the past five years both restaurants have

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Speaker 5: been owned by the same parent company.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense, like you you start to go up

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Speaker 1: to the big umbrella of these things, and there's like

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Speaker 1: three companies in this country.

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Speaker 2: They literally run everything.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely Brook Corp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if they don't call it I Hopplebee's, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be upset with CEO.

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Speaker 5: They say they're going to start creating dual branded locations,

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Speaker 5: meaning they'll have separate entrances in separate seating areas, but

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Speaker 5: located in the same building with the same kitchen and

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Speaker 5: same staff working Both sounds like the.

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Speaker 3: KFC slash Chaco bells.

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Speaker 6: But with my I like this.

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Speaker 2: I can give a chocolate chip smiley faced pancake. And

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Speaker 2: then the Long Island, I see that disaster right though.

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Speaker 6: God's sick just hearing.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's the seating opacity fills up on

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Speaker 5: one side, then it will spill over into like the

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Speaker 5: applebe side or vice versa. And as for the name

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Speaker 5: of the combo restaurant, the question is will they call

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Speaker 5: it apple hop or I hopies no Hopplebee's.

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Speaker 6: It just rolls off the tone he does say it.

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Speaker 2: It's so fun.

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Speaker 5: They have a test restaurant in Mexico right now. It's

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Speaker 5: just called Applebee's Dash.

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Speaker 12: I hop.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You're missing a marketing opportunity.

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Speaker 5: There could become a thing everywhere soon. In the combined

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Speaker 5: menus would be huge, So I'm excited for it. The

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Speaker 5: only thing that it cites me more is Laser Stories.

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Speaker 3: I want some moons over.

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Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality

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Speaker 1: Like what.

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Speaker 6: Nobody makes it to? Hollywood.

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Speaker 5: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 6: The other day, a guy walked into a.

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Speaker 6: It's called bottle night.

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Speaker 5: Are we ever going to run out of weird new

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Speaker 5: Yeah. And finally, the food that at least I've been

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Speaker 6: They're called not hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: Oh company, And they're smart. They'll have a wienerobile that's

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Speaker 5: This next lazer story is out of the open road.

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Speaker 5: You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I bought a car once that said h eight kids.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, there's a new pull out on vanity license plates.

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Speaker 5: In almost twenty thousand Americans weigh in, here's the results.

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Speaker 5: Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.

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Speaker 10: Imagine like it's fun until you get it and then

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Speaker 5: Twenty six percent of people have not done it but

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Speaker 5: question asked if you've seen a personalized plate that shouldn't

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Speaker 2: Either that or they're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like

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Speaker 5: It reminds me of the office with the guy that

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Speaker 5: he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm

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Speaker 5: a William Hung fan?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh are you hug something like that?

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Speaker 6: W wll Hung?

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Speaker 5: And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate would say?

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Speaker 6: Maybe shell Game? Too many letters?

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Speaker 6: That's how means like destroyers come to an end for

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: We've all told lies before.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and most of the time you're doing it to

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean for most people in this room, it is nice.

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Speaker 5: But for somebody in here, I'm not going to say who.

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Speaker 5: They always come to me afterwards and say it, actually,

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Speaker 6: Well I didn't say any names, and we don't know that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, normally, very very polite with your lies, but occasionally

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Speaker 5: your brain will tell you it's okay to lie about

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Speaker 5: people to share the dumbest lies that they've ever actually

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Speaker 6: We're going to read the best coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series

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Speaker 5: Who the F Did I Marry?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, well, I've seen pieces and recaps.

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Speaker 6: It's a big commit It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: No, it's a compilation of fifty two TikTok videos by

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Speaker 5: a woman named Reesa Tisa, and it got big not

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Speaker 1: Yes, she was like married just like crazy narcissist for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and

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Speaker 5: into the whole thing, but basically Resa's ex husband told

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Speaker 5: a bunch of really really stupid lies. Oh yeah, crazy

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Speaker 5: people tell crazy like saying he was a former professional

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Speaker 5: Because a new survey asked people to confess the most ridiculous,

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Speaker 2: No, I'm starting to wonder if that's fake. Since you

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Speaker 2: dB is just the screamer.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's got their claim to film.

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Speaker 5: Another person wrote, I was buying an engagement ring when

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Speaker 6: So I said yes, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: And then she wanted to know what church I went

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Speaker 5: to in my pastor's name, in all sorts of specifics.

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Speaker 5: Twenty lies later, I got the deal.

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Speaker 6: You guys are so quick to judge people for their lives.

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Speaker 6: It's not fair.

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Speaker 3: Hey, they got a good discount the Lord.

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Speaker 6: This one's kind of a doozy.

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00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 5: This woman said, I didn't know how to break up

455
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Speaker 5: with my boyfriend when I was twenty two, so I

456
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 5: just told him I was pregnant with someone else's baby.

457
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 8: Oh no, you thought you were going to move cities

458
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 8: or something more reasonable.

459
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went for the big one there. She says,

460
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 5: I was not to be clear, I was not pregnant

461
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 5: and had never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea.

462
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Speaker 1: I like how that is easier than just saying I

463
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,479
Speaker 1: don't like you anymore.

464
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good if you're gonna lie, like, make it

465
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 5: a lie that makes you look bad.

466
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 2: I think she definitely took one for the team.

467
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 5: Another person said, when I was nineteen, I used to

468
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,199
Speaker 5: fake a French accent to try and buy beer at

469
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Speaker 5: the grocery store. I thought it would make people think

470
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 5: I'm older and more refined.

471
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 6: It did work one time.

472
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: It did. It's probably because I was working at that

473
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 2: gas station.

474
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 7: Yea.

475
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 2: When I worked at the gas station, I sold to everybody.

476
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 2: It was terrible.

477
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,719
Speaker 1: I was only like nineteen or twenty myself, so I

478
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, sure you want something.

479
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: Kid, don't worry, I'm taking the beer.

480
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 6: What are you four years old? You know what? I

481
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 6: have a bud light little.

482
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 5: And the next one says, I once convinced my entire

483
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 5: school that I physically couldn't say the word evil, why

484
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 5: I would pronounce it evile. Sadly, this went on for

485
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 5: almost two years, and everybody would try to teach me

486
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 5: the proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't

487
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 5: get it right.

488
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it.

489
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 2: What a great way to get attention.

490
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 6: Keep going with this. This person wrote.

491
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 5: I had to wear an eye patch one summer back

492
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 5: when I was eighteen. One day, my little cousin saw

493
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 5: it and asked what was underneath the patch and I

494
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 5: told them.

495
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 6: A tiny hand. He cried for two hours.

496
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: That is Lyne the kids. I'm sorry. I know i'm

497
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 2: a parent, but Lyne of kids is so fun.

498
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 8: Absolutely, the trust is so deep in them.

499
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 6: I could see it.

500
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 5: Brooke doing a date night with her husband like, you

501
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 5: know what, let's go have dinner in life to a

502
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 5: bunch of Yeah.

503
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 10: So, the first time my little nephew ever got on

504
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 10: my stream, he asked how many people are watching? And

505
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 10: there was like six and I was like, I think

506
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 10: we have about four hundred thousand right now.

507
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: He got so quiet, and I realized like five minutes.

508
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 10: Later, I had to tell him, wait, you know I'm kidding, right, buddy,

509
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 10: there's only five people watching him. Yeah, oh my gosh, okay,

510
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 10: and he thought like he was viral.

511
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 6: On the fact that he believed that you had four hundred,

512
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 6: is it?

513
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 5: These are from a survey of one of the stupidest

514
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 5: lies that people admit they've ever told before. This one says,

515
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 5: I was at a dinner party I did not want

516
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 5: to be at so at the table, I told everyone

517
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 5: I was a steer wrestler.

518
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 6: In the rodeo.

519
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 5: Oh, but I had to quit after I broke my

520
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 5: ankle at the Texas Championship.

521
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, I see.

522
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 3: I would have said after I broke the bulls ankle.

523
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better, lie. I actually like that.

524
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 5: And finally, this person says, when my family first moved

525
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 5: to Nashville, when I was in fifth grade, I started

526
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 5: telling everyone at my new school that Reba McIntyre was

527
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 5: my aunt.

528
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh, good old aunt.

529
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: A heartbeat.

530
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 5: It would only be cool in Nashville, they say. Then

531
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 5: one day I met her at a buffet. I felt

532
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 5: so awkward, like she.

533
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 6: Knew I had been lying about that.

534
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 3: She's glaring at you.

535
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 5: But I did get a photo and I've used that

536
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 5: as official proof with all my friends.

537
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,959
Speaker 2: I like how you felt so guilty but then continue

538
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: to lie.

539
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 5: Text in seven eighty five nine to two, tell us

540
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 5: about the craziest dumb lie that you ever told.

541
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 6: We're gonna do your phone tap.

542
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 7: Right after this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

543
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 6: Today we call a soon to be bride.

544
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 5: It's just a few weeks away from the wedding and

545
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 5: there's definitely been some tension happening between her and her

546
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 5: future mother in law.

547
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 2: Welcome to the rest of your life. Well, you know

548
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.

549
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 5: I'm sure it all goes away after the wedding. But

550
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 5: you know who's noticed the tension is her groom. He's

551
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 5: gonna smooth everything over by giving us complete control to

552
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 5: do whatever it takes to wind the bride up.

553
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 6: Oh, it's your phone jaff right now another.

554
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 9: Hello? Hi?

555
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: Is this Dana?

556
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: Uh?

557
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 4: Yeah today?

558
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 7: Hi?

559
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: This is Trudy Disaster.

560
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I don't know who you.

561
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: Are, silly, I'm your new wedding planner. What wait, didn't

562
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: they tell you what I was coming on? No true disaster.

563
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 11: Oh come on, what happened to Jasmine?

564
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jasmine, your old wedding planner? She was fired?

565
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 11: What what do you mean fired the company run her go.

566
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: No, your mother in law got rid of her?

567
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 4: Whoa what?

568
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 11: So forward?

569
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: Listen, listen going forward. I'm going to be the pohite

570
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: person for everything regarding your big day. Just me, you

571
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: and your mom in law.

572
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, where I need to know

573
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 11: what's going on with Jasmine.

574
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: Let's say, no, are you not listening? Because your mother

575
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: in law did mention you're not a great listener. So

576
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 2: I can explain it again.

577
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 11: My mother in law said what hmm?

578
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, see there, like I said, not a good listener.

579
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 2: I have to keep repeating myself. And that's one of

580
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: the reasons why Jasmine was let go. Yeah, she never

581
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: listened to your mother in law.

582
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 3: The whole thing is absolute.

583
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 11: There is no way that she gets to take over

584
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 11: and be in charge of them.

585
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: You know, words like that do make brides a little

586
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: less beautiful.

587
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: Oh really.

588
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 11: Talking to me your tone, it's not gonna.

589
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: You know what wasn't working was when you were in charge.

590
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 11: I know that was working just fine.

591
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: Not for the one that's foot the bill though.

592
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, your mother in law.

593
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 2: She didn't like it.

594
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, but talking about putting the bill, you don't offer

595
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 11: to do something like that for someone's wedding and then

596
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 11: try and take over.

597
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 7: You know what.

598
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: We're not trying, though it's actually happening, already happened, it's

599
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: not happening. It is going to be smooth sailing from

600
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: here on out, especially because your mother in law is

601
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: so helpful.

602
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: She's already made some changes to the guest list.

603
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 11: You may thanks to the guest list, you are.

604
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: Really out of the loop. That's funny.

605
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 11: Okay, So I'm out of a loop on my own wedding.

606
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: This is my wedding. Okay, remember you need to listen.

607
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: We haven't even gotten to the changes yet, and you're upset.

608
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 6: You're right.

609
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 11: The biggest change you've told me about is that I

610
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 11: don't have Jasmine.

611
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't even know.

612
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: Really, that's not the biggest change. It's your new guess

613
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 2: that's coming Katie.

614
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 11: K Yeah, way way.

615
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: Mother in law said she had to be there.

616
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 11: That's my girlfriend.

617
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: Sounds why she's so important to his family.

618
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, unbelievable. Katie is not coming to

619
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 11: the wedding.

620
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh actually she is. She already accepted the invite.

621
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 11: Now I'm right my day and I get to make

622
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 11: the choices.

623
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: You should put that on your dream board, because not

624
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: happening now. Maybe in the future.

625
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: Someday, maybe I.

626
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 11: Will be in the future. Maybe we'll just have to Elope.

627
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: Oh I love that attitude from you, but your mother

628
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: in love won't let that happen either.

629
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 11: Well, maybe it's time to show my mother and why

630
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 11: she's not in charge.

631
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: Oh, your fiance, Henry's already signed off on this.

632
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: He's given her full authority to make any changes she wants.

633
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, when don't you would not do this?

634
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: Actually I just spoke with him and he says that

635
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: the number one priority should be his mother's happiness.

636
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 11: So sweet, No way, he knows about this. We lived together.

637
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 11: You knows how I feel, and he would have said

638
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 11: something to me. You are lying. You're flying.

639
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: That mouth again.

640
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 13: Wow.

641
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's actually been planning this with me for months. Yeah,

642
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: open on the phone back for my back for it.

643
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: I mean, not about the wedding stuff, but definitely about

644
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: this prank phone call.

645
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: About what the prank phone call we're doing?

646
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: Because this is actually broke from the radio show Brook

647
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.

648
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Henry, Wait, so I still have Jasmin.

649
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, you're worried about Jasmine. At this point, I

650
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 8: was inviting Henry's ex girlfriend. She was at table twelve.

651
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 11: For God's sake, he shows up, she is dead.

652
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: I heard she's getting first dance with the mother in law.

653
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 11: Actually, oh, that would make sense. I can still have

654
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 11: that nowhere.

655
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 7: Wake up every morning was foot taps weekday mornings on

656
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 7: the twenties, broaking chif free in the morning.

657
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 5: I think it's safe to say most couples will use

658
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 5: a special pet name for their significant other, like Brooke

659
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 5: calls her husband honey, Jose likes to be referred to

660
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 5: as Papa Bear, and alexis preferred go to nickname is

661
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 5: quote you again. She is a tough nut to crack, but.

662
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 6: Typically you're still here. Usually it's not till.

663
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 5: You're in a full blown relationship that you start using

664
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 5: the cute nicknames on each other, unless you're the listener

665
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 5: on the phone with us today. Because he actually has

666
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 5: a pet name strategy and swears it works.

667
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 6: As soon as he meets women.

668
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 5: Online, you're gonna hear what it is in your brand

669
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 5: new second date update right after this second date updated.

670
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 5: As a guy, the hardest thing about online dating is

671
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 5: figuring out how to capture a beautiful woman's attention right

672
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 5: off the bat. Yeah, because when you're one of fifty

673
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: thousand thirsty dudes sliding into her dams, how are you

674
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 5: supposed to stand out?

675
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 3: Nothing really works?

676
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 2: Must be hard for you, guys.

677
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 5: One person in this room might think sending her an

678
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 5: upside down eggplant might do the trick.

679
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 6: And even though that may sound.

680
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 5: Crude and inappropriate, it also isn't far off. Instead of

681
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 5: showing her an eggplant, why not call her one instead?

682
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: Ay, that's not sexy at all.

683
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 5: That's what one of our listeners, Sean, would recommend doing.

684
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 6: Let's talk to him. Sean, Welcome to the show.

685
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, how you doing.

686
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: Did you tell a.

687
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: Woman she reminds you of an egg plant?

688
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 4: Not an egg plant? But I like to use kind

689
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 4: of like fruit nicknames. It gets their attention a little bit,

690
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 4: like little boodberry or mango mama.

691
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 3: I wish I was a mango mama.

692
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 6: You plump little watermelon over there? Here, come quiet, look

693
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 6: at you.

694
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time thinking the compliment to think of.

695
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 7: What I want to be called.

696
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 3: Sherry pie.

697
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 6: There's a strategy that works well for you, Sean.

698
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it kind of lets them remember you.

699
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 4: You know, it's like, uh yeah, it kind of just

700
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 4: makes you stand out a little bit, you know. It's uh,

701
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 4: it's it's cute, cute.

702
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: Like beautie oranges right.

703
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 6: Right, book's on board now.

704
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: So I worked for you, so you know, good job.

705
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 6: Who was the woman that it worked on?

706
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeh. I met this girl named Hannah.

707
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: I don't care about her real name. What'd you call her?

708
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 4: I mean, obvious name would be Hannah Banana, but I

709
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 4: like I figured many people have called her that in

710
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 4: her life? Yeah, is that one with hate pineapple?

711
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 6: Pineapple and not a.

712
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: Real catchy nickname, not the sexiest.

713
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 6: Fruit you think of. Did she see all of that

714
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 6: as a compliment?

715
00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 4: Not really. We didn't really like a week, do you. Yeah,

716
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 4: so we we matched and once I called her that,

717
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 4: we didn't. We didn't talk for like a week after.

718
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 2: So did you apologize? Is that how you recovered?

719
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 7: No?

720
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 4: Actually I kind of went in the opposite direction. I

721
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 4: sent her like a cool pineapple fact every day and

722
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 4: doubled down on it.

723
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 6: Here's why you are really a pineapple?

724
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: Actually?

725
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 2: What fact got her?

726
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 11: Well?

727
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 4: I think it was a combination of all the facts

728
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: together that really.

729
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: Got her refined, just your extensive pineapple knowledge.

730
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: It's like a book of pineapple facts.

731
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 6: Showed your value through pineapple.

732
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, she said, if you don't call me pineapple anymore,

733
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 4: we can talk.

734
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my gosh, I mean he must be attractive.

735
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

736
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: Worked like you said, you recommended this people. I wouldn't

737
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: do that.

738
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 5: You annoyed her into a first day. Not a lot

739
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 5: of people can do that. So how did it go

740
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 5: to differ?

741
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 6: What did you do?

742
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: So?

743
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 4: I laid off the pineapple talk, as she asked, and

744
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 4: I switched to calling her Kiwi, which she liked a

745
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 4: little bit better.

746
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 2: You just didn't leave that alone, but I think.

747
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 4: Did she Yeah, But you guys don't understand. It was

748
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 4: like kind of a joke. It was like, I'm not

749
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: going to call you pineapple anymore, but I'm gonna call

750
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: you a different person.

751
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 5: Let's put the fruit basket aside for a second, because

752
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 5: we need to talk about Hannah and your actual date

753
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 5: with her.

754
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we decided to meet up at a restaurant.

755
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I know you're gonna say juice bar, and I

756
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 3: was like.

757
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 6: Here, oh god, So how did the restaurant go?

758
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah? So I honestly, I was walking on eggshells. I

759
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 4: was trying hard to do everything right. Oh really, yeah,

760
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 4: I was opening doors, I was pulling out chairs, complimenting her,

761
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: but you know, also kind of playing it cool. And

762
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 4: I think it played. I think it went really well.

763
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 4: We were talking and spent like an over an hour

764
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 4: in the restaurant.

765
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I mean it's kind of average time,

766
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah.

767
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

768
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 6: Good for a pretty bad date.

769
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: And like that's how longclude normally takes.

770
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.

771
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: Look, you're making me feel a little self conscious over here.

772
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 2: I don't mean it that way.

773
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 6: Sorry, coconut, Go back to the story. What happened with

774
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 6: the date? It was an hour long?

775
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an hour long and we both finished eating.

776
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 4: I paid like a gentleman. I didn't ask her to

777
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 4: do anything, but most.

778
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 6: Men pay on days. Not really that big of a

779
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 6: deal about Okay.

780
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: I want to know, like how you guys connected, Like

781
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like you're going through the list

782
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: of the timeline, but like about the date.

783
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: He was being an extra gentleman for her, pulling out

784
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 5: all the chairs and giving her compliments.

785
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 4: A complimentary we had a lot of similarities from the past.

786
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 4: You know, we've ran in the same circles, same parents.

787
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, something cool to.

788
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 3: Bond over, same circle, Johnson family.

789
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 6: Yeah on circle.

790
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm we're just kidding, man, Like, that's a big deal

791
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: that you knew the same people from life.

792
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you should have met I mean these all sound

793
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 5: like really really positive things.

794
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 6: How did the night end?

795
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 4: Yes, I walked into her car, we hugged goodbye at night.

796
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 4: I texted her after and told her I had a

797
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 4: great time, and that day asked her if she wants

798
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 4: to meet up again, and then she responded in big caps,

799
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 4: are you joking?

800
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 7: Oh?

801
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: What?

802
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 7: Oh?

803
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: Maybe she was like, are you joking? And you're like, no,

804
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 2: finally I'm being serious.

805
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: Yes, I wrote back, no, Kiwi, are you up for

806
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 4: a round two?

807
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

808
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 6: Okay, we're with And did you get a response to that?

809
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 4: I haven't heard back at all, man.

810
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: Honestly, like when she said, are you kidding me? It

811
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: feels like there's something that you should have understood there,

812
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: something that.

813
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 6: Went wrong during the date. Can you think of anything

814
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 6: that would have happened that she could have taken as

815
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 6: a red flag?

816
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 4: It was a post pine apple world, you know, I

817
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 4: wasn't mentioning it as as we talked about, and I

818
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 4: don't know what I did. I'm confused.

819
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: Interesting.

820
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I guess we're just gonna call her and

821
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 5: find out. We'll come back do your second date update

822
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 5: right after.

823
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 6: This second date update.

824
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 5: Women do not like a guy who's too cheesy on

825
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 5: a date but never said anything about being too fruity,

826
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 5: and our listener Sean has used that to his advantage. Yeah,

827
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 5: because his secret to nabbing a beautiful woman's attention online

828
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 5: is calling her a cute sea fruit nickname Blueberry or

829
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 5: nick Greene, and it all work.

830
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 6: That's how we love it.

831
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 5: It's how he ended up on a dinner date with

832
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 5: Hannah aka Kiwied.

833
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, he started with pineapple and then she refused

834
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: to respond.

835
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 6: She kind of vetoed that one.

836
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they went with Kiwi. But they did go

837
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 5: out together. And how that date actually went kind of

838
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 5: depends on who you ask. If you ask Sean, it

839
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 5: was right amazing. If you asked Brooke, it was me

840
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 5: pretty much like any other date we've ever heard, nothing special.

841
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't mean to be rude.

842
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 6: True.

843
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 5: The real question is what did Hannah think because when

844
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 5: he hasked to meet up with her again, her response was,

845
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 5: are you joking?

846
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's no smiley face emoji after.

847
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 10: It or food emojis, which means something happened that we're

848
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 10: all missing that should be obvious to him.

849
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 6: Right, Is that where your head's at, Sean?

850
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, okay.

851
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: I mean you do know, like we may get her

852
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: on the phone and she may say something kind of mean.

853
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 6: Brook's kind of hoping that she didn't.

854
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 2: I just know how he's going.

855
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 4: You know, what are you saying? Why do you keep

856
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 4: putting me down?

857
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: I'm not putting you down. I'm just trying to prepare you.

858
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: I just wanted to hurt your feelings.

859
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think he's going to hurt my feelings,

860
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 4: but you're definitely hurting my feelings right now.

861
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 6: For why are you smiling when he says that, I'm

862
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 6: trying to watch out for your Just call her.

863
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say anymore.

864
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 6: All right, let's save it. Here we go.

865
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 5: I'm dialing Hannah right now. Hello, Hi, We're gonna speak

866
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 5: with Hannah.

867
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is Hannah who's calling.

868
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 6: This is a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey

869
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 6: in the morning. How do you do?

870
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 2: Uh, welcome to the show, Hannah Weird Morning.

871
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 14: Why are you calling me?

872
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 5: Well, we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners

873
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 5: who's been trying to get a hold of you.

874
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 6: It's a guy that you went on a date with

875
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 6: recently named Sean.

876
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 11: Oh.

877
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay.

878
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 7: Do you for you?

879
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 12: No, he's got a million for me, but my Yeah,

880
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 12: we spoke to Sean a little earlier and we heard

881
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 12: about your guys' quote unquote relationship and.

882
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: Your date, your one date.

883
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 14: I mean I wouldn't call it a relationship for sure.

884
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, to put labels on it or anything.

885
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 5: But I will tell you Sean is very confused, a

886
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 5: little bit disappointed that he hasn't been able to see

887
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 5: you one more time.

888
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 14: I'm honestly, I'm at a loss. How does this man

889
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 14: not understand?

890
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: He honestly that this guy is totally clueless. I don't

891
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: know what happened. He seemed to think the date went great.

892
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've heard a few of the highlights from your

893
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 5: date night and clearly he is missing something.

894
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 6: We're just trying to help him figure.

895
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 4: Out what that is.

896
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 14: I will say like that was the most awkward end

897
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 14: of the date I've like ever ever had.

898
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 1: At the end the end, he didn't mention anything about

899
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: the end. He just said he walked you to your

900
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: car and gave you a hudge.

901
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 6: What happened?

902
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 14: So we're eating, you know, I think it was like

903
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 14: about an hour in and I had to go to

904
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 14: the bathroom.

905
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask real quick before you go to

906
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: the bathroom, I know, how is she feeling about the date?

907
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 7: Then?

908
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 11: You know, I was like, let me just go to

909
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 11: see what's happening.

910
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 14: We know some of the same people.

911
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 5: He was also really persistent with his like attempts to

912
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 5: get you to go out with him. But sorry, you

913
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 5: were there for an hour. You went to the bathroom

914
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 5: and what right?

915
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 14: So I come back from the bathroom and my food,

916
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 14: which was like halfway finished, was bagged up and sitting

917
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 14: at the table, and I just thought, okay, like it

918
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 14: is a week night, maybe he has worked tomorrow or

919
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 14: early or something, you know, or.

920
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: Maybe the waitress or waiter came over, and you know,

921
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: sometimes they just scoop it up real quick.

922
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 14: And you weren't finished with your food at that point, right,

923
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 14: there was still enough left for seconds.

924
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a positive sign. You wanted

925
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 2: the day to continue, you didn't want it to be over.

926
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 14: It sounds like yeah, I mean he was putting an effort,

927
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 14: so like I was willing to continue the date. It

928
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 14: wasn't it was we were having a good time, Okay, okay, okay.

929
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like a total loss from the beginning.

930
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 5: So what's like the worst part? Why is is so

931
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 5: bad that you wouldn't want to talk to him again

932
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 5: or see him again?

933
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 11: Okay?

934
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: So then he's like, should we go?

935
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 14: I'm like yeah, sure. So he grabbed with my food

936
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 14: and we walk out. I'm like, oh, a gentleman, I

937
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 14: guess like, I'm assuming he's gonna walk me to my

938
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 14: car and hand me my things and send me off

939
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 14: right total.

940
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: We get to my car, he hugs.

941
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 14: Me and he keeps holding the food and says, oh, hey,

942
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 14: thanks for this, I'm gonna split this with my roommate

943
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 14: for lunch tomorrow.

944
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 13: He was just like immediate, like, no, I.

945
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: Didn't even think of that as.

946
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: In his mind, I'm cheap to like.

947
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 6: You would say that. While he is listening on the

948
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 6: other line calling him cheap.

949
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: Food Jeffrey and trying to defend him by calling him cheap.

950
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 14: Wait, Shawna's on the other line right now.

951
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's not crying on the floor right there.

952
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here, guys.

953
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, what are your thoughts, dude?

954
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't even believe this is even a

955
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 4: conversation right now. And I mean we were there for

956
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 4: over an hour, and I just thought we were done eating.

957
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 4: I thought it was right to get them.

958
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 14: You just assumed then, like why didn't you say, like, hey,

959
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 14: are you done?

960
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 11: And can me and my roommates eat this.

961
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 3: Follow up?

962
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 4: I didn't see a problem with it. I figured it

963
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 4: was ours. You know, I paid for the bill, and

964
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 4: you know, but it's my meal. It's your meal when

965
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 4: we're at the restaurant, but when the dates over, it

966
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 4: becomes my meal.

967
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 3: It's his possession because he paid for it.

968
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: So this is something you do all the time.

969
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is something everybody should do.

970
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: I don't see you're jumping down.

971
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 6: Can you see his point of view?

972
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 14: No, I didn't even say.

973
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 11: I want this to go.

974
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 14: I went to the bathroom, like if I had said,

975
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 14: you know what.

976
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 11: I'm done?

977
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe that's true, but.

978
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 14: Like, no, I was still hungry.

979
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 6: I mean, can't you be a little bit more understanding there? Kiwi,

980
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 6: don't do that job?

981
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 5: Sorry, I know that that's yours and Sean's nicknames, so

982
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 5: I don't want to like step on any toes here.

983
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 14: Oh, Hannah, listen, whoever told this guy that it was

984
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 14: also cute to call people food names like no anything?

985
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, can I just ask? It just kind

986
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: of dawned on me, Sean, did you really think she

987
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: was done done? Or do you just wanted a bigger

988
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: portion to bring home to the house?

989
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: Is it an opportunity?

990
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

991
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 4: I thought she was done. Honestly, I thought it was.

992
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 3: Likely. Story.

993
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 5: Well, sometimes you give off the signs of being done,

994
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 5: like you rub your belly a lot, like you're full.

995
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: You I thought she was still hungry, but the.

996
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 4: Bathrooms, I'm done, and.

997
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: He's like, can we get a box please?

998
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 6: You may have been giving four vibes? Hannah, can you

999
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 6: at least admit that?

1000
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: No?

1001
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 14: Because my thing is like, even if I was giving

1002
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 14: full vibes, then what if I wanted to take my

1003
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 14: leftovers home? And while I was eating them at home,

1004
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 14: maybe I would think nice date, like.

1005
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 10: I'll give.

1006
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 7: You.

1007
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 5: But if you had thought the food was so good.

1008
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you've eaten all of it there in one sitting.

1009
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 6: That much?

1010
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: I think those sounds like she would have eaten it

1011
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: all if they boxed it exactly.

1012
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 5: I think the whole room agrees, Hannah that you're in

1013
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 5: the wrong here, and you have a chance to be

1014
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 5: with you over and make this date done.

1015
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 6: The right way, a date that we would pay for.

1016
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: I mean, then it's our food.

1017
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 6: Get mail it over to the station so we can

1018
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 6: eat it. What do you think, Hannah? One more chance

1019
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 6: for Sean.

1020
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 14: If you guys are going to pay for it, I'm

1021
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 14: gonna request that then you also pay for another meal

1022
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 14: for him in his roommate to take home afterwards.

1023
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: And then maybe I.

1024
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 12: Consider, okay, well Brook can agree to cover that cost

1025
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 12: that she wants to jump in, but we'll just cover

1026
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 12: the two meals unless his roommate brings food home for him, like.

1027
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 2: Maybe she made a dog.

1028
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: We we did not ask that.

1029
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 4: To clarify, my roommates are real people, Oh okay, and

1030
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 4: they're my parents and your parents.

1031
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 2: The parents are eating the leftover.

1032
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 6: You know you don't want to take away food from

1033
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 6: his mom and dad.

1034
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 14: For me, this is like all starting to add up

1035
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 14: of like how you were raised and stuff, because my

1036
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 14: parents would never eat a stranger's leftovers, and so like,

1037
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 14: this is all just too much for me, and I'm

1038
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 14: respectfully going to pass.

1039
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 6: Oh god, man, did this just evolve to My parents

1040
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 6: are better than your parents.

1041
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: My upbringing much stronger than yours.

1042
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 4: All right, thanks anyway, guys, be honest, I don't think

1043
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 4: my mom would have liked her anyway.

1044
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 14: All moms love me, I will say it.

1045
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: I love that. That's what really got her insultant.

1046
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 6: If you pay for a meal, should the leftovers belong

1048
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 6: to you? It's an interesting question.

1049
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 5: I know Brooks stances yes, because she buys us lunch sometimes,

1050
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: and before she goes home, she'll dig through the garbage

1051
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 5: cams trying to find any scraps that we didn't to

1052
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 5: bring it home to her family.

1053
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 2: Like, I didn't know you didn't like crust, Jeffrey. The

1054
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 2: crust is the best part.

1055
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 3: Take his cross home, Michael.

1056
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: I brought home some crust for.

1057
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 6: You for dinner.

1058
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: You put it all in a casserole dish and cover

1059
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 2: it and cheese. By the end of the week, he

1060
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 2: got enough to feed the whole family.

1061
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 5: The thing is Brooke is already in an established relationship,

1062
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: so she can get away with it.

1063
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 6: Sean was on a first date when he pulled that move.

1064
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: Sean, he's not getting a call back.

1065
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 3: Everyone texting in. We understand the points he paid. It's

1066
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 3: his food. I still don't think that's right.

1067
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just interesting that it's her food until the

1068
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 5: meal is over. Then it changes possession.

1069
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 2: Charge that rule. They do a better job at dinner.

1070
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 7: Faster.

1071
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 6: I think we need to take this matter right up

1072
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 6: to the Supreme Court.

1073
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: There we go.

1074
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 6: They don't have anything else going on. No help us

1075
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 6: decide that. And in the meantime, we can continue to

1076
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 6: help you with your dating life. Email the show. We'll

1077
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 6: call that person who's not calling you back.

1078
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1079
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 5: I've been slowly starting to realize the true power of

1080
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 5: my voice. Oh wow, Like when I sang about olive Garden. Yeah,

1081
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 5: suddenly boom o g delivered right.

1082
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 6: To our office.

1083
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 2: Seriously, we were bathing in f was.

1084
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 5: A And when I sang about road rage, hundreds of

1085
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 5: people we're texting and saying, oh my god, I just

1086
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 5: got into a fender benders.

1087
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: It's not the positive this has that we wanted.

1088
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: And the one time I sang about babies, Brooke got

1089
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 5: pregnant mid song.

1090
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: Wow, how babies are made?

1091
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 5: So I apologize, and I don't think it's a coincidence though.

1092
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 5: Whenever I sing, I manifest things. Yeah, prepare your bodies

1093
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 5: for what's about to happen to them. When I use

1094
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 5: my vocal powers during.

1095
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: Pregnant, hold on because I don't want to be That

1096
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 3: one wasn't mine.

1097
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 6: Now, I don't know where that one came from. A minute,

1098
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 6: it's my brand new song of the week.

1099
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 5: Right after this, it is time for my song of

1100
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 5: the week, And you know, I do my darnedest here

1101
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 5: to try and highlight the underappreciated, overlooked members of our society.

1102
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 3: Yeah you know your danger.

1103
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 6: Sure, I get that.

1104
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 5: Sometimes it may not be mainstream popular quote unquote you

1105
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 5: think I care about that?

1106
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 2: I mean, our bosses do, but you don't.

1107
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 7: No, I do not.

1108
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,439
Speaker 5: That's why in twenty eight teen, I dedicated a whole

1109
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 5: song to the beep of phobes, people afraid of their

1110
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 5: own car alarms. And yeah, like I said, not popular,

1111
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 5: but hey, you know me, I'm a rebel. I don't

1112
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 5: play by the so called rules. I even use off

1113
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 5: brand bird seed in my bird feet voice, at least

1114
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 5: when Petko runs out of the good stuff.

1115
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 6: That's right, because.

1116
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: I'm wild like that, gonna eat it and you're gonna

1117
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 2: lack it.

1118
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 6: Sam Straight.

1119
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 5: But anyway, I'm getting off track here, because there's an

1120
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 5: important group of people who need our attention. They're the

1121
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 5: silent ones who've been hiding in the shadows for too long,

1122
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 5: afraid to use their own voices to speak up and say,

1123
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 5: look at me, I'm different.

1124
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: Okay, give a voice to the voiceless, that's okay.

1125
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 5: They need to be recognized and have their struggle brought

1126
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 5: into the light. And after this song is sung, who knows,

1127
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: maybe they'll officially name me the new face of.

1128
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 6: Low t oh.

1129
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 5: Low testosterone. Bro It affects one and four men nationwide.

1130
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, see it like International Women's Day today.

1131
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 5: Well, it's cold, selfish attitudes like that that make the

1132
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 5: low teers scared to speak up and tell us their plight.

1133
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 6: Don't act like it doesn't affect your family, Brooks.

1134
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 5: Someone in your life has this, your dad, your brother,

1135
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 5: maybe even your husband. They need our recognition, whether it's

1136
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 5: popular or not. That's why instead of singing the nineteen

1137
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 5: ninety nine hit song by Mark Anthony.

1138
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 6: I need to know it's young, Jeffreys. My tea is low.

1139
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 3: Gentlemen with low t muster have the strength in Texas

1140
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: and right now we got you.

1141
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 2: Jeff Are you having a struggle like do we need

1142
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 2: to get some medical house?

1143
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 5: Don't try to body shame me right before I sing, Brooke,

1144
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 5: this is for all the low tears out there.

1145
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1146
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm going to.

1147
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 1: With this.

1148
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 2: I feel like I have the highest testosterone in the room.

1149
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 6: Here we go. I'm gonna point when I'm ready point.

1150
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 5: Lately, I've been feeling less manly, telling myself I'm connu

1151
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 5: liking Barbie.

1152
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 6: Not quite a surprise in my younger years. Quickly you

1153
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 6: get tired if.

1154
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 13: I sit in chairs now, Joseph Cherry, my grade so

1155
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 13: stealing weaker.

1156
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 6: Hello, Bob Beer.

1157
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 13: Don't just says it's all about his stars to Loro,

1158
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 13: That's why Gilmore Girls is my new faith.

1159
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 3: Shook as Mighty is low. Yeah, my tea is low.

1160
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 13: All that head of Movey's take eads tall many hormones.

1161
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 6: Sanadio's last tea than the rock as it is being told,

1162
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 6: I got more estrogen than on the view. M chiseled

1163
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 6: picks have turned into man boobs. Used to have hair

1164
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 6: just like the lion king. I was move fussled. Now

1165
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 6: I'm mister clean.

1166
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 13: Been looking for the magic cure to dry my tears.

1167
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 13: Need a boost to help.

1168
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 6: My lazy boys downstairs. Don and add on.

1169
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 7: It stuff from it now Ba ba bob.

1170
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 13: Tiger shark hormone pills from men see because m t

1171
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 13: is lone.

1172
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 6: But you can't tell dome where the engine.

1173
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 7: No, my silver.

1174
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 6: Rodo, you'll never know that Mighty is low. Got punish

1175
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 6: your school stickers in my rear. When dog my stretchy.

1176
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 13: Clothes d my belly rolls instead of lululemons, I boo

1177
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,240
Speaker 13: moove man long used to scull around my common blue

1178
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 13: ry steer down a love bramo like a pale doll

1179
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 13: ball Back in the twenties.

1180
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 9: How we used to the road like the nose of

1181
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 9: a light.

1182
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 13: But no, but where did it go?

1183
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 6: My libido?

1184
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 13: Why this turning on my shoes?

1185
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: Nigh?

1186
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 3: He says, Loo, she's good to go, but me not sold.

1187
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 13: They're a no performance in this aid time show at.

1188
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 6: The g NC.

1189
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 13: I know every cash here, pop been deils like Carnies

1190
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 13: and county. There billion terms of man powder by the

1191
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 13: key loo Damn, how many oysters can one dude though

1192
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 13: in I gotta go, Then I gotta go. Ah, my

1193
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 13: bathroom breaks, Nita and our road, So my tea is low.

1194
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 6: These jewels are broke, useless. Might as well treat.

1195
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: Them like them go, Oh my goodness.

1196
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 6: Day for all the low tears out there.

1197
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, every problem you have on Loti, because it sounded

1198
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: like from the.

1199
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 6: Song mostly it is cause of every male problem out there,

1200
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 6: all of it, pretty much all of it.

1201
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,800
Speaker 5: Okay, if your husband spends a long time in the bathroom,

1202
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 5: check his.

1203
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 2: Tea, Yeah, not check his phone for ESPN or want

1204
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 2: to escape.

1205
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 6: Well, check all of it. Okay, Okay, it's all up together,

1206
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 6: all right.

1207
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 5: Text, I learned a lot text in seventy five. Tell

1208
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 5: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1209
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna post the video up with all the lyrics

1210
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 5: on all of our socials.

1211
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: Have broken, Jeffrey, I feel like I need to go

1212
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: take a shot of estrogen after that.

1213
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, too much masculinity. Yeah, at least someone got that

1214
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 6: promise that's your.

1215
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 7: Song of the week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, I

1216
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 7: got a text to.

1217
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 5: Seventy eighty five nine two that says, jeff I appreciate

1218
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 5: you standing up for all the guys who struggle to

1219
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 5: get up.

1220
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, why is it up and capitalized? It's interesting? Well,

1221
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 6: you know what.

1222
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 5: I am proud to lend a helping hand to any

1223
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 5: person who's struggling to get up.

1224
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 6: If you missed it.

1225
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 5: Instead of singing the nineteen ninety nine Mark Anthony hit,

1226
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 5: I need to know, I sang my own version called

1227
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 5: my Tea is Low because there is a large group

1228
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 5: of men who struggle with low testosterone every day, and

1229
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 5: they are too ashamed to admit to it. Okay, but

1230
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 5: after my song, I doubt they'll feel scared anymore. That's right, Jack,

1231
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 5: all those low tears out there, honk your horns with pride.

1232
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 6: Let me hear it.

1233
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like the horns are even like?

1234
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I stand.

1235
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 5: Beside you brothers out there. We got a lot of

1236
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,479
Speaker 5: TETs coming in on the textboard. Brooke, what are you seeing?

1237
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: I like this one that says, Hi, everyone, I caught

1238
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: the song halfway through, and I own a tea house.

1239
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 2: Could you put the name of it on air so

1240
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 2: people could come by?

1241
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't know if that's the type of

1242
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 5: tea that I was quite singing about, but.

1243
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 2: Or maybe it's the type of house that you don't

1244
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 2: know about and that's the problem.

1245
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 5: Oh maybe it's the solution to every man's problems. Go on,

1246
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 5: head on over there if you missed it. If you

1247
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 5: want to hear the song again, we're gonna put that

1248
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 5: up at the Brooks and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook,

1249
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: Insta and on TikTok.

1250
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1251
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 5: Today's player Roma had a tough choice to make this morning.

1252
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 5: She had to decide do I stay on hold waiting

1253
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 5: for a shot to beat Brook or do I just

1254
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: drive over to the casino and get rich the easy

1255
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 5: way and I'll tell you. Okay, Roma, if you're still

1256
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 5: on the phone with us right now, you made the

1257
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 5: wrong decision.

1258
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 2: You wanted to put it all on black.

1259
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, let it ride.

1260
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 12: Roma, Hi, brook in Morning.

1261
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: Are you sure you didn't just come from the casino?

1262
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 5: Roma, I was just going to go, But.

1263
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: What's your favorite game? What's your favorite casino game?

1264
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 7: It is called the fire.

1265
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 5: You start a fire over in the corner and makes

1266
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 5: everybody leaves and take the money.

1267
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 7: In the corner.

1268
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 2: Let's not tell too many people about the fire.

1269
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 6: Okay, sign me up to play the next time we go.

1270
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 5: But Brook's gonna leave the studio and while she heads out, Rama,

1271
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 5: you no game works. You got thirty seconds to answer

1272
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1273
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 5: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1274
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 5: outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

1275
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: Yes?

1276
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day.

1277
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef

1278
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: debuted on what cable channel Lifetime What. What does the

1279
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 5: term use for surfers and skaters who prefer to ride

1280
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 5: with their left foot on the back of the board

1281
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 5: when referring to furniture? What is the formal name for

1282
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 5: a foot rest?

1283
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 7: Oh?

1284
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 9: Gosh? Past?

1285
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 5: Canada celebrates its birthday on the first day of which month.

1286
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 7: Than January.

1287
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 6: How long is an Olympic swimming pool? Fifty one hundred

1288
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 6: or five hundred meters?

1289
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 7: Five hundred meters?

1290
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 5: Good work there, Roma, We're gonna have Brooke come back

1291
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 5: into the studio. And while she's coming back in I

1292
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 5: see on my screener that you told our producer you

1293
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 5: might be moving to Vegas to work on yourself, which

1294
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 5: I'll tell you you don't hear that reason for moving

1295
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 5: to Vegas.

1296
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 6: Very often, out of Vegas to work on yourself.

1297
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 11: I've been in Washington too long, okay.

1298
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 6: But it says you you do have family in Vegas?

1299
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 6: Is that right?

1300
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 4: Thank you?

1301
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 5: I have a sister and a brother.

1302
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 3: That makes sense, someone to drag you out of the Yeah.

1303
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 13: Funny story.

1304
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 11: My brother is top security at the circuit circus there.

1305
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, I bet that is one. That is quite

1306
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 2: a busy job for him.

1307
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 3: When you hear a belligerent woman yelling do you.

1308
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 4: Know my brother? You will be the one dragging me.

1309
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 2: Out, just like childhood all over Agains.

1310
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 6: Come on again, We're on to Brook Are you ready?

1311
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready.

1312
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 6: Your time starts now on this day.

1313
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef

1314
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 5: debuted on what cable channel God Bravo. What does the

1315
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 5: term use for surfers and skaters who prefer to ride

1316
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 5: with their left foot on the back of the board

1317
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 5: goofy when referring to furniture?

1318
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 6: What is the formal name for a foot rest.

1319
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 5: Ottoman, Canada celebrates its birthday on the first day of

1320
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 5: which month, July. How long is an Olympic swimming pool?

1321
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 5: Fifty one hundred or five hundred meters? Anastasia and Drozella

1322
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 5: are two people who can be found in which Disney story.

1323
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 3: Lly, I'm the mice.

1324
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 2: You are kind of like that.

1325
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 6: I am My God, everybody's drinking today. Let's go over

1326
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 6: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Happy birthday, Huge,

1327
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 6: I've heard you're a massive fan.

1328
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 3: I love when they catch news anchors off guard Aroma.

1329
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: You got zero?

1330
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 6: Told you should have gone to the casino?

1331
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1332
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 3: And Brook you got five?

1333
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 7: Did you get fined?

1334
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 3: God?

1335
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 11: Brook?

1336
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.

1337
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 5: In two thousand and six, the popular show Top Chef

1338
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 5: debuted on Bravo. This one was the one I'm confused

1339
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 5: about the term for surfers and skaters who prefer to

1340
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 5: ride with their left foot on the back of the board.

1341
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, your right foot forward, that's.

1342
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 5: Regular left foot forward is goofy because I'm a goofy rider.

1343
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 6: Let's just get some clear well.

1344
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 3: Your right leg placing your left leg more toward the

1345
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 3: tailor back of your goofy man.

1346
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 6: I've always called myself a goofy rider, and I've been

1347
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 6: regular this whole time. Oh that makes sense. Here we go.

1348
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, your regular, Jeff, there's nothing special about you.

1349
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 5: When referring to furniture. The formal name for a footrest

1350
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Speaker 5: is an Autumnan. Canada celebrates its birthday on the first

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Speaker 5: day of July. Olympic swimming pools are fifty meters long,

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Speaker 5: and Anastasia and Rozella are both the sisters in.

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Speaker 1: Cinderella stepsisters Je, Well, they're sisters of each other's true Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Roma, this wasn't enough to be nothing, but the good

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Speaker 6: news is just we're playing.

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Speaker 5: You went a pair of Adam tickets to the new

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Speaker 5: movie Arthur the King, based on the incredible true story

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Speaker 5: Arthur the King falls a team and an incredible dog

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Speaker 5: at the Adventure Racing World Championships in the Dominican Republic.

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Speaker 6: It's in theaters Friday, March fifteenth. You enjoy, sweet Thank you?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: What does the rest of the day hold for you today?

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Speaker 6: Me, I'm thinking the casino because that was a straight.

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Speaker 2: Last I know to sign you stay away from the casino.

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Speaker 2: Today Roman, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Went to the coffee shop tried to get a coffee

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Speaker 6: this morning.

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Speaker 3: They were out of bagels and it was Starvey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just one of those days.

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Speaker 6: Rama that was a post office.

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Speaker 5: So you know, a lot of things that you need

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Speaker 5: to work on. But come back and play us anytime.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same

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Speaker 6: Time on Monday, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning