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Speaker 1: You might be able to live on Mars. WHOA, it's

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Speaker 1: a jewel show. I'm not joking about that. NASA is

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Speaker 1: actually looking for people to live on Mars for an

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Speaker 1: entire year. Well, I'll tell you in just a second

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Speaker 1: what they're looking for and who they're looking for. And

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Speaker 1: it's not really Mars. It's a simulation of Mars. Still

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Speaker 1: have to live in it for a year. I feel

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Speaker 1: like over the last year and a half though, with

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Speaker 1: a pandemic and being locked down, pretty much every person

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Speaker 1: in America is qualified to not see their friends and

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Speaker 1: family and fake live on Mars for a year. But

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Speaker 1: NASA posted a job on Friday and they're accepting applications

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Speaker 1: until September seventeenth. But they're not just looking for anybody.

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Speaker 1: The ideal candidate would be between thirty and fifty five. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm already out. If you want to live for

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Speaker 1: a year in this Mars simulation and have a master's

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Speaker 1: degree in something like engineering or math, Nope, don't have that.

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Speaker 1: If you have all this stuff so far, you can

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Speaker 1: work for NASA and fake live on Mars for a year.

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Speaker 1: They'll also accept applications from people with a bachelor's degree

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Speaker 1: and some sort of relevant experience. Okay, I'll go to

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Speaker 1: bachelor's The four people will get chosen will live in

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Speaker 1: a seventeen hundred square foot in closed space with no

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Speaker 1: windows for a year. Oh and they just have to

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Speaker 1: act like they are Mars. Yeah, well you just walking

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Speaker 1: around Mars. Yeah, pretty much. They'll only eat astronaut food

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Speaker 1: and have limited contact with friends and family online because

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Speaker 1: if you were in Mars, you can't just pop over

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Speaker 1: to your buddy's house or go over to your parents'

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Speaker 1: house for Thanksgiving dinner. You got to be on Mars.

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Speaker 1: So you can live there for a year, and you'll

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Speaker 1: only be able to chat with them online once in

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Speaker 1: a while. It's not clear how much it pays, but

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Speaker 1: you can head to NASA's website if you want to

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Speaker 1: apply to live on Mars for a year. Would you

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Speaker 1: guys do it? It depends on how much they're paying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. Everybody has a price, I mean, and that

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Speaker 1: is kind of how I've lived most of my life.

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Speaker 1: I live in my grandma's basement, no windows, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean they were all windows, but the shades are shut.

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Speaker 1: An old daily and much right, exactly, just as long

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Speaker 1: as we're gonna paid more than we're gonna pay now,

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Speaker 1: which is likely. Yeah, definitely. Oh well, how much would

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Speaker 1: it cost for you to like say goodbye to everybody

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Speaker 1: for a year. Well, don't I get paid now? I

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Speaker 1: would need six figures to go for a year. Yeah, kay,

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Speaker 1: Well it's not enough. Well it depends. Let's say, let's

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Speaker 1: round up, you're growing up of the of the six. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so close to seven figures then, probably for an entire

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Speaker 1: year on Mars. I don't know what they do though.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't say much about it. It It just says they're

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Speaker 1: looking for people to live in this seventeen hundred square

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Speaker 1: foot in close space for a year, four people for

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Speaker 1: a whole year, to act like they're living on Mars.

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Speaker 1: Do you think not much human contact? Do you think

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Speaker 1: you guys would go a bit crazy? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. You'd be driving. No, I'm an introvert. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is amazing. Alex and I we

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Speaker 1: were married, by the way, we didn't know that, so

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Speaker 1: we lived together and we hang out together all the time,

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Speaker 1: and that's that end. It's great. But we're married, and

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Speaker 1: the two of us really could do fine with no

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Speaker 1: other human contact at all. So if we just had,

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Speaker 1: you know, a degree in something that they want a

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Speaker 1: degree and then maybe we can do it. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I think that like over the next year, maybe they're

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Speaker 1: gonna like find some sort of like whatever is on

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Speaker 1: Mars and then have those people do science projects. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out things on Mars. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna find something soon. I'm telling you, what, like an alien?

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Speaker 1: Do you think alien? Or you keep saying that, but

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Speaker 1: I do keep saying it. I've said it that they're

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Speaker 1: prepping us. I mean eventually, I'm going to tell us,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, sometime before you die three years. Some

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Speaker 1: time between now and three hundred years, they're going to

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Speaker 1: announce that aliens exist and they know about them. So

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Speaker 1: it's coming up. I will be right about this. Why

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Speaker 1: it will happen? Well, anyway, if you want to work

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Speaker 1: for NASA and live on Mar, act like you're living

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Speaker 1: on Mars for an entire year, all you gotta do

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Speaker 1: is hit up their website and apply. But of course

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Speaker 1: you have to have a degree or some sort of

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Speaker 1: relevant experience. I'm like relevant experience speak it. Who's gonna

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Speaker 1: hit them and be like I lived on Mars for

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Speaker 1: about four years. I've been a Marshan alien. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have relevant experience that I've been living on Mars

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Speaker 1: for a while. Like you, sir, seem like you might

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Speaker 1: live in a tent outside of Mars. Sometimes people will

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Speaker 1: go in there and give me a free Mars bar

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Speaker 1: just in cash because they want to give me food

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Speaker 1: and instead of cat text in four one or six one.

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Speaker 1: Would you want to do this? I think I would

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Speaker 1: actually want to do it. Would be cool. Yeah I

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Speaker 1: would too, Yeah, it would be cool. Yep, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Ye maybe all of us. Yeah, we can all just

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Speaker 1: go live on Mars together and do the show from

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Speaker 1: this Mars simulation. What's the one thing you guys are

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Speaker 1: gonna take with you? Oh? Yeah, if you had to

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Speaker 1: only bring one thing from home, what would it be? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I would probably well, my PlayStation if I could plug

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Speaker 1: it in. I guess i'd need a TV too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just have the PlayStation. I would if if I

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Speaker 1: was going to do this thing and they said you

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Speaker 1: can only bring one thing from home for an entire

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Speaker 1: year and it's not a person, because I would say

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Speaker 1: I'd bring my wife, Like that's a great answer. If

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Speaker 1: it was a thing, though. I think I have one

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Speaker 1: for you. What because you're constantly drawing? Maybe a book

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Speaker 1: and a pin. That's two things. I'd bring a pencil, No,

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Speaker 1: because what happens if it breaks and I can't sharpen it.

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Speaker 1: I'd bring a pen but it would run out ink

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Speaker 1: so many dilemmas. Oh No, I'd bring my bed. That's

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Speaker 1: probably the best suggestion.