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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Morning Show, you know, instead of the box today, I

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Speaker 2: think we should just go to Andrew and Diamond because

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Speaker 2: I think you guys brought in something that wouldn't fit

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Speaker 2: into the.

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Speaker 3: Box, right. Yeah, Well.

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Speaker 4: So we have these books.

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Speaker 1: Mine is for more offenses that you guys have done

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Speaker 1: for me over the years or to me.

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Speaker 4: Over the years.

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Speaker 1: And Diamonds is more positive with happy things that apparently

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Speaker 1: she only gets to Gandhi.

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Speaker 5: Well you you remember the tickets, Andrew, You would give

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Speaker 5: out tickets if somebody offended you in some minor.

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Speaker 1: It has been getting a lot of them lately for

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Speaker 1: throwing things off my desk.

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Speaker 4: Oh, she goes were that while we were recording Serial Killers?

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Speaker 1: Why that's natural if someone forwarded near you and walked out,

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Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, the toxic fumes have cost a migraine.

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Speaker 3: But I'm gonna get the ticket and you get stomach

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Speaker 3: caches if you hold it in. It's not good for you.

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Speaker 6: Now you are now you agree with me, Yeah, but

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Speaker 6: just not when you do it in here.

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Speaker 2: You know, I have to think other people in other

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Speaker 2: offices probably do something similar. So what other offenses have

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Speaker 2: you written people up for.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, Oh, this one was for the interns two

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Speaker 1: years ago when they ate the food before we got

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Speaker 1: to eat the.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I think we all chimed in that

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Speaker 4: they still haven't paid. That goes beyond a ticket. That's

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Speaker 4: a federal offense, prison time.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, did Scarry get a ticket for when he

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Speaker 5: cut into somebody's birthday cake before they did?

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Speaker 1: Might have.

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Speaker 4: DEA's birthday and you ate the cake?

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Speaker 3: I thought you want it? She left it too long?

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Speaker 1: I know your exact words.

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Speaker 4: Where nobody's touching this.

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Speaker 6: Diamond.

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Speaker 3: Do you have anything positive to add to this?

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Speaker 6: Well? I gave Gandhi a ticket not too long ago

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Speaker 6: for speaking her truth. I don't remember exactly what happened,

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Speaker 6: but you like stood up for yourself, and I was like,

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Speaker 6: good for you. That's accommodation, accommodation, badass citation.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so you guys are positive.

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Speaker 6: It's still a little ticket because then you get to

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Speaker 6: rip it off like this one.

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Speaker 5: Yes, there you go, and it's not all these little

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Speaker 5: things on it like Okay, what did you do? Where

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Speaker 5: were you? And what was the offense? And the offenses

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Speaker 5: are so funny to me, like prioritizing your joy.

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Speaker 4: But yes, I love it.

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Speaker 5: She gives you these tickets, and I feel so validated

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Speaker 5: when I know I say something in here that pisses

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Speaker 5: everyone off. I'll walk out and there's a little ticket

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Speaker 5: from Diamond, like, yes.

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Speaker 6: You did a great job. Gotty gets a ticket for

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Speaker 6: buying me potato potato sticks. They're so good. Which one

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Speaker 6: would I sir?

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Speaker 3: We were a little bit of a fight, so I

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Speaker 3: needed to give you that, so you be have hang

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Speaker 3: the bills.

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Speaker 6: Maybe see how you start. Don't make me go and

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Speaker 6: tell everybody why I was mad at you.

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Speaker 4: The I can actually go and find it in this book.

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Speaker 4: My book has the actual reason.

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Speaker 5: Positive, which sums them up perfectly.

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Speaker 6: If I may say.

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Speaker 2: Something bigger question, then what are the unwritten rules of

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Speaker 2: life here at the morning Show? I think you you

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Speaker 2: nailed one with the interns not eating food before us.

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Speaker 1: I think don't wear an excessive amount of perfume or cologne. Yes, Scott,

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Speaker 1: he says he gets migraines from that, dude. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think Another one is don't fart in a studio.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that is Yeah, unless it's silent, you can blame

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Speaker 3: it on someone else.

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Speaker 5: No, God, the fumes.

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Speaker 6: It's so small.

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Speaker 4: We just let you know.

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Speaker 8: When I went to the bathroom the other day, she

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Speaker 8: I walk in, she goes, don't use the middle thow

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Speaker 8: just took a big dump in.

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Speaker 4: There, to be honestly, so honest.

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Speaker 8: She's like, yeah, it's just weird.

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Speaker 3: It's you're hearing girls say that.

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Speaker 5: I think I walked into the bathroom the other day

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Speaker 5: and she, I guess was looking through the little crack.

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Speaker 5: So she saw me, and she goes, I'm in here poping.

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Speaker 4: Especially people.

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Speaker 6: I like, like, if I didn't like you, somebody came in,

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Speaker 6: was it this morning? I think it was this morning,

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Speaker 6: and I don't know her, so I let it rock out.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. If someone comes in, I freeze and I

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Speaker 3: have to wait.

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Speaker 2: I think if you did, if you broke the tension,

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Speaker 2: now you you could probably go because I know exactly

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Speaker 2: what you're talking about. If you announce it, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I'm putting on a show for you.

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Speaker 6: And then if you decide to stay. You decided to say, babes,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean. I'm gonna do me regardless.

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Speaker 8: If anybody says.

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Speaker 4: Can we get you on another schedule?

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Speaker 3: Can like you train yourself to like be like, you

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Speaker 3: know what, I'm only gonna because because I know for

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Speaker 3: me personally, I never have to go during these hours

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Speaker 3: unless I eat some really rancid food.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, time at the bank.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 4: I know though that when I get home eleven or noon,

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Speaker 4: I know I'm going to have my time. So is

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Speaker 4: there a way that you could train your ass?

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Speaker 6: No? No, I try to do that, but if very weird.

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Speaker 4: Way of doing that. I don't know if I'm being serious,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: Get and whenever I hold it when I'm here, t

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Speaker 6: m I. But whenever I hold it when I'm here,

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Speaker 6: I can't go like I get and I can't get

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Speaker 6: back listen, babes, that's the last thing that I'm going

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Speaker 6: to do.

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Speaker 8: So you're like, Shanni, we know is on a schedule,

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Speaker 8: so you don't go at the same time every day.

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Speaker 6: No, I go, uh when the spirit hits me.

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Speaker 4: That's a regular.

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Speaker 2: That's weird that Sandy is a direct relationship. You're an

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Speaker 2: in and out. You're on the in and out policy, right,

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Speaker 2: Like once you eat something, something comes out.

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Speaker 4: I would export.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that it drives my entire family crazy because I'll

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Speaker 5: be like, no, I'm good. I don't need to go

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Speaker 5: to the bathroom and then I'm like doing the dance.

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Speaker 6: There like you.

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Speaker 5: It's been like this is your baby is the word?

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Speaker 3: I also don't understand that people are in and out

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Speaker 3: in forty five seconds?

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Speaker 4: How because what am I sitting there for?

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Speaker 6: You go at the like when you feel it go before,

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Speaker 6: don't like try to hold it.

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Speaker 3: No, I do go what I feel. But you need

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Speaker 3: I need like ten minutes for the sphincter to reform.

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Speaker 5: That's that's blowing out your ass.

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Speaker 3: But I I need to sit. I need to be

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Speaker 3: there for fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to get you a fib or something.

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Speaker 2: Then Andrew didn't go for was it a week and

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Speaker 2: a half?

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Speaker 4: It was three weeks?

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Speaker 5: Who die?

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Speaker 4: I thought I was going.

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Speaker 2: Did you take some.

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Speaker 4: I did that? I did prue juice, I drank hot water.

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Speaker 4: It was the most miserable my life.

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Speaker 3: Tea, that's the best.

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Speaker 1: Why were you backed up?

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Speaker 4: I have no clue. It's like maybe like ten years ago.

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Speaker 4: It was so bad. I broke the damn.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you. And it wasn't even like

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Speaker 1: the damn broke. It was like a pebble. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, at least that's something.

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Speaker 4: It was not great. It was so bad that.

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Speaker 3: First one hurts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why I drink like a gallon of

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Speaker 1: water a day now because everyone is like, if you

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Speaker 1: drink a ton of water, it helps your insides.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The way here, this would have been stopped ten minutes ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I said the.

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Speaker 8: S Hi you know what?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Is this on air or then shit away?

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Speaker 5: Okay, last thing about that. There is a woman here

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Speaker 5: who I believe blows up the bathroom more than any

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Speaker 5: of the men do at any time during the day.

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Speaker 5: And she does give a damn more than her She

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Speaker 5: walked far more.

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Speaker 4: Is the person still here?

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Speaker 3: That's the person is not here anymore?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's here.

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Speaker 6: Wow, damn.

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Speaker 3: And one more thing, how come every single time every

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Speaker 3: time that I'm in there, I get hello because they

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Speaker 3: come to clean like every since you're there for an hour.

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Speaker 2: Every day because we complained that the bathrooms were filthy,

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Speaker 2: so they put us on an extra schedule so they

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Speaker 2: stop in twice as Okay, can't they have a dude

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Speaker 2: clean the men's bathroom?

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Speaker 3: That is a good point, I mean, and I have

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Speaker 3: no shame.

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Speaker 4: Let's put the dude in duty.

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Speaker 1: God. Wait, I had a celebrity story where that person

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Speaker 1: blew up the bathroom real bad.

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Speaker 5: Who was it?

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Speaker 4: John Mayer?

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Speaker 6: Really?

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Speaker 5: He would?

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Speaker 1: I tell you that was I thought somebody died in there.

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Speaker 1: It was like IPEd but I had to do like

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Speaker 1: a shirt over the nose. Thing wasid.

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Speaker 7: I remember being in there next to someone who used

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Speaker 7: to work here, doesn't work here anymore, and she was

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Speaker 7: making noises like would and I knew it was her

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Speaker 7: because of what she was listening to. She did you

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Speaker 7: always listened to a certain something when she's going, oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, she would listen to always listening.

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Speaker 8: To like a news thing. So I always knew who

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Speaker 8: was You know who it is?

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Speaker 3: Right, okay? And every time.

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Speaker 8: Like like you have to make noises like that?

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Speaker 3: What about the people I could talk on the phone

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Speaker 3: while they're sitting there.

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Speaker 6: I do it.

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Speaker 3: I do it all about what Henry Well, she's dropping,

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 6: Stepping on the big toe that was going on?

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Speaker 7: What are you up to?

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Speaker 6: Like? What are you up to?

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Speaker 4: Just pooping?

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Speaker 6: He's so anyway, I call my sister, I call my

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Speaker 6: mom from there. Well the other day, actually, my cousin's

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Speaker 6: facetimed me in a group chat and like I answered,

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Speaker 6: and they're like, where are you. I'm like, I don't care.

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Speaker 8: Why do we care?

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Speaker 4: Take a book.

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Speaker 6: At the end of the day.

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Speaker 4: Everybody, Yeah, everybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I would say any time that I dated somebody knew,

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Speaker 3: I would always say that on the first time everybody

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Speaker 3: for it's everybody poops, right, and just to get it

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Speaker 3: out of the way, and Aftery're like, oh, then I'm done.

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Speaker 4: But let me tell you.

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Speaker 8: If someone said that to me on the first date,

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Speaker 8: I think like, what is this guy gonna do? And

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Speaker 8: then he's saying this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be like, there have an accident.

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Speaker 6: You have to wait until people tell you they love you,

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Speaker 6: and then and even then no, no, no, no, we

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Speaker 6: got to ride it out.

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Speaker 4: So now you have to go now, no, like you

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Speaker 4: have to think about it. To think about it. You look,

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Speaker 4: did you ask you? But yeah, how's it? Going back there?

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Speaker 4: Just training it? She looked, all right, we're done, We're done,

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Speaker 4: all right.

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