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Speaker 2: you heard that word that I just said. Stoked about

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Speaker 2: the episode today, Marie. It initially was upset because I

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Speaker 2: hour late. Hour I was waiting for a package, was

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Speaker 1: A package, Sydney. I was waiting for what it is

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Speaker 2: I don't remembering for a package something from Amazon AnyWho.

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Speaker 1: So she was very upset because she's hungry. She's hungry,

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Speaker 1: she's been waiting on me. We have plans to go

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Speaker 1: But some new developments happened, and it's time to talk

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Speaker 1: about them on the pod. Uh. You know, you guys

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Speaker 1: don't know my business, and I'm here.

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Speaker 2: To spill on on Do you remember three hundred and

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Speaker 2: six Steve, five days ago plus maybe like fifteen twenty

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Speaker 1: Two of that episode. I think yes, you think YESID

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Speaker 1: do well. I don't want people to think I'm out

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Speaker 1: here traveling during COVID, you know, just giving up, you know,

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Speaker 1: pandemic pussy. Pandemic pussy. That's the name of the episode.

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Speaker 2: Okay, got it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you know, you guys heard me talk about

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Speaker 2: I I'm physically with this person and.

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Speaker 1: It is the best I've ever had in my entire life,

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Speaker 1: the best. What oh well, I mean we've we've done

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I've squirted. Sidney.

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Speaker 1: You're telling the story wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll start Okay, didn't kind I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: Didn't see this person in person. This was all through FaceTime.

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Speaker 2: Ok and this is the first time for everything. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So this person and Sydney had never met. Yes, in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, wow, in this economy, in your neighborhood, you

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, this is the door in my apartment,

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Speaker 2: It's when you guys were kissing when she walked into

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Speaker 2: We don't need to go into details about anything, but

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Speaker 2: And you know I have the sex lights. So yes,

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Speaker 2: Marie has it? I got one. I ordered it the

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Speaker 2: You gave us, Uh, you gave us most of the

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Speaker 1: Are you are the legs open?

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Speaker 2: Are you your I'm laying on the bed kind.

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Speaker 2: Yes, very chest nuts roasting on an open fire. I'm

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Speaker 2: just trying to give you, guys everything. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: But the person walks in has no no do rag

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Speaker 1: bill Hurricane Katrina. And I will say that I stopped

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Speaker 2: But the reviews are in pussy taste amazing.

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Speaker 1: Water swish swish, splandish wish. Oh the sun is going away.

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Speaker 1: See it's fine. We're fine. We're going to the park.

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Speaker 2: I know where the mirrors are.

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Speaker 2: We're all over the bed is a good answer right there.

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Speaker 2: you working on your cardio yeah, person brought back up

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Speaker 1: You say back up, it sounds like they bought another person. No,

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Speaker 2: Hole was touched every hole. Oh y'all was doing? Should

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Andrew, Hey boo, we miss you. Uh,

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Speaker 2: but we're recording this at the house. I wanted to

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Speaker 2: see Sydney's eyes while she told me about this. Do

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Speaker 2: I look like I'm in love?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: You look at you were an hour relate to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what else do you want to hit? Friend?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What else?

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Speaker 2: What other moments were memorable that you feared? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I realized that I could be down for anything, Like

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Speaker 2: I want to get spanged, I want my hair pulled,

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Speaker 2: you want the braids? Yeah, but I was like, not

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Speaker 2: You should always ask if it's okay. M h, Marie,

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Speaker 1: I love it. So yeah. So we had been already

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Speaker 2: Tastes like flouters, a little little sassoon.

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Speaker 2: We don't use.

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Speaker 1: No, it was wonderful and this person obviously enjoyed looking

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Speaker 2: We helped, We held hands.

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Speaker 2: Hear my friends squirted for the first time this week

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Speaker 2: it is backlogged. Yes, yes, yes, yes, es whatever, it

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Speaker 2: fifteen and I have a glass of water. Yes, sip

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Speaker 2: This is like I feel like you put some stuff

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Speaker 1: I don't know what well, I don't know what's going

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Speaker 1: Yes, anything is possible. Anything is possible, and you know

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Speaker 2: I deserve it. I'm trusting. I'm trusting in God to

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Speaker 1: These days are Andrew. I really hope you listen to

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Speaker 2: I don't know. He's just is gonna trust in his

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 2: And yes, but you you know what this You've known

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Speaker 1: Yes, you just hadn't like physically been in the same place. Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't need But I'm saying, like, but you don't

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Speaker 1: do what?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Girl, No, you haven't even told your person you love them? No,

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Speaker 1: but but stop stop, stop, hold on, wait wait hold no, wait,

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Speaker 1: okay are we together?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Look into my eyes in the mirror. Yeah, we were

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Speaker 1: hooking up the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, why does this always feel so cool, like so good?

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Speaker 1: And he was like, well, it's because smoking weed. Yes,

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Speaker 2: The weed is always good.

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Speaker 1: But whatever, that's neither here nor there.

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Speaker 2: I was like, why does this feel so good? And

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I And then we prayed together.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what y'all prayed?

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Speaker 1: How? What was the prayer?

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Speaker 2: Like our father in heaven, obviously hell would be thy name,

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Speaker 2: give us this day by kingdom, Come, by kingdom.

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Speaker 1: Come.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even Catholic. I don't even know the actual prayer.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, the Lord is my shepherd.

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Speaker 2: I shall not want whatever. And then I we prayed

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Speaker 2: for you, Sydney.

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Speaker 1: We prayed for you. We prayed for you. Wow.

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Speaker 2: In the middle of me having sex with this man,

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Speaker 1: Well, well, you know, I like him a lot and

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Speaker 1: sounds like the male version of.

442
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: Your Oh that too. It's a no, it's a mix

443
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 2: of he is a mix of both of you.

444
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: Guys.

445
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 2: My partner, you said partner for the first time, is

446
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: my partner. I I just want to do nice things.

447
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 2: You guys could see Sydney's face.

448
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: Are you not to cry?

449
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: No? I want to do nice things for this person,

450
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: and I stop it. I care about them them a lot,

451
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 2: and they're so sweet and just I think that's the

452
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: best type of person, right, somebody who is sweet but

453
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 2: also nasty.

454
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh nasty d just spin on me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

455
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 2: Asked for that. Actually you asked Yeah.

456
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: Did she spit in your mouth? Yep, she spit in

457
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: your mouth.

458
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, and you came to my house to drink

459
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 2: out of my water glasses. Sorry you dirty speak mouth.

460
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: I brushed my teeth.

461
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: In my bathroom just now. No, no, oh man, I

462
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: the spanking that was going spank my butt is nice. See.

463
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: I thought you said that your boat was sore. No,

464
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,919
Speaker 1: it is, your buddy. My whole body is sore. You know,

465
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: I don't work out. You don't have a phone roller here?

466
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: You can roll?

467
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: I think I need that can you help me? Can

468
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: you stress? No, but I will show you how to

469
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 2: use the roller stres me. No, you sound like you've

470
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: already been stretched out.

471
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: Oh darling, Kay, I mean put it in extra work.

472
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: Okay, So talk about this spanking.

473
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: What if she use her hair, her hand she's really

474
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 1: good at if her handwork is she got callous hand?

475
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 2: No, very nice hands.

476
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: Just everything about this person is my friend, isn't y'all

477
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: hear this absolutely divine and it's weird because you know,

478
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not ready to be in relationship.

479
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for this. I'm not ready for that.

480
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: And I wasn't ready. And now I think I'm in

481
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: a different place because I had to go through everything

482
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: that I went to you, Sydney t get to where

483
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: I am.

484
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 2: Watch me fairly more episodes ago. You were like, yeah,

485
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 2: I'm not ready. I can't do it. I don't want to.

486
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: And I said, I said, you're gonna meet somebody and

487
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 2: you gonna be in a relationship.

488
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: And look at us.

489
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 2: I know you told me.

490
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: You were like, Sidney, you should just meet some meet people,

491
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 1: several people, and just have sex with everybody.

492
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: My friend want to meet a hoard up hoard up.

493
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted, but I can't do that right now.

494
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 2: Like I need to be with someone that I trust.

495
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: Mmm, and I don't even trust myself friend, but I

496
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: trust this person.

497
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 2: That is gorgeous. Gorge Are you talking into the microphone

498
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: right now? I am.

499
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm always talking into the mic Okay.

500
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure because I saw, you

501
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 2: know the garage band is a is on a delay?

502
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: Well you know, you know you you live where you live,

503
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: but your computer is from where it's from. What you know?

504
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 2: You got it?

505
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: I got to want.

506
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: I had a TV show okay, well rammed now we

507
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: a show that will not be named and uh, you

508
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: know whatever doesn't matter. Okay, so next steps, people wanna

509
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 2: what are some questions that do you think people are

510
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: gonna have for you?

511
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: In the comments?

512
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 2: Who is this person who were not telling I want you?

513
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: Who this person is? Just know that they are perfect?

514
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: Everything that I want and more and more.

515
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff that you didn't want, you didn't expect, the

516
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 2: stuff that you didn't know you needed.

517
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna get something like this.

518
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know, Yes, Sydney, I will be

519
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 2: your best man. That's what I asked you.

520
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: I was like, will you and I got You know,

521
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: I got upset because I was like, damn, I'm not

522
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: gonna have if I have a wedding ever. You know,

523
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't have a dad walking down the aisle. You know,

524
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: my mother is blocked band blocked band uh never coming back?

525
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, you know, I'll probably invite my brother

526
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 2: and my sister, but you think they're gonna come, yeah, probably.

527
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: You think they're gonna bring your mom? No? No, no, no, yuck.

528
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: You know I talked about my mom last week and

529
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, I wish I could repair this,

530
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: but it's it's not worth it for me.

531
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if only one person wants to repair it,

532
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 2: then she says she wants to repair it, but she's

533
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: doing the bullshit.

534
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: She don't want to repair it. She wants to stay

535
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: stuck in her ways.

536
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

537
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: And it's like, you're upset about me being gay, but

538
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the most beautiful time I've ever had.

539
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: And sometimes I get sad because I'm like, damn, you know,

540
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: the last relationship I wish I could be who I

541
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: am right now because that's what I feel like that

542
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: person deserves.

543
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: But it's just I guess you can't live your life

544
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: thinking about the people that you had to let go,

545
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: right because you had to let those people go for

546
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: a reason, you hear you? Hear me sound like doctor Phil.

547
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: You have to let those people go for a reason.

548
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you gotta let something go and maybe

549
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 2: it'll come back, who knows. But for now you have

550
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 2: grown and you are. I mean this time last year,

551
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 2: I Askedidney when the last time she went to the supermarket,

552
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: and she couldn't even answer the question.

553
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: And now you're in the supermarket every Sunday.

554
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 2: For sink and cook every freaking Sunday. Look at the

555
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: gift of corona and growth, a breakthrough, a breakthrough, gift

556
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: of growth. That might be a title or is that

557
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: just it's that.

558
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: Just sounds like something that you're dealing with. His growth.

559
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: You know, you love, You don't want to say it,

560
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: but I'm here, I'm hear it for you. Marie in Love.

561
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: That's the title of the podcast, ma reason Love there goes.

562
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: He's gonna listen. You think he's.

563
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: Gonna see that title on the podcast and he's gonna

564
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: be like, Oh, I'm gonna repost it. I'm gonna put

565
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 2: it in the story and it's.

566
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Going to be in the instant.

567
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, thinking of talking about it now

568
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: he might listen how almost said his name. We love you?

569
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: We do we do, we love you, we do love you.

570
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: I we love this person. Yes, this is the sweetest

571
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I've ever seen you. And you're always smiling and you're

572
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: not a bitch. And I remembering your fucking bitch bitch yesterday,

573
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: cunting gaunt. We've changed and well now you're cunt and I'm.

574
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 2: Going no, yes where neither of us are gaunt, but

575
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: we are cute, no.

576
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: Count and cuteoow. I mean you guys have seen us

577
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: just transform over and over and over again. And shout

578
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: out to everybody who's been listening to us from day

579
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: through beginning. Yes, I have a beautiful review that I

580
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: have a really great review that just made me so happy.

581
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: Oh wait, let me go get my phone as well,

582
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: because somebody sent me a message that I was like, I'm.

583
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: Gonna read it, and then I know I'm want to

584
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: read this this person I wrote, I wrote her back, but.

585
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: Let's see.

586
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Hi, my name is Kendall. I'm twenty one living

587
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: in Chicago. I just wanted to say that I really

588
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: appreciate the pod and the existence of you two and Andrew.

589
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: I stumbled upon your pod somehow on Spotify and ended

590
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: up listening to an episode or two a day, and

591
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: still end up craving more.

592
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: Not enough to pay for the Patreon because ye out

593
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: here broke, But once I find some spare change, I

594
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 2: promise to contribute. I listened to you both anytime, any day,

595
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: especially when I'm in a bad place. Sid, I don't

596
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 2: know you, but I feel so close to you. I

597
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: never see another vulnerable yet strong black fem queer person

598
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 2: be themselves so much it makes me feel seen. I

599
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: appreciate how you talk about your mental illness and family

600
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 2: issues so openly.

601
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: I wish I had the courage, Marie. I simply want

602
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: to be unbothered and thriving as you wo. I know

603
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: you got stuff going on just like everybody else, but

604
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: you never show it, and I wish you the best.

605
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, so sweet, And I want to send

606
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: her some uh episodes, some Patreon episodes for free. So

607
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: how you doing that?

608
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'll figure it out. I'll figure

609
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: it out, and I'm gonna send it. I'm gonna send

610
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 2: it through like.

611
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: We transfer or something like that.

612
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh, you go download them to your laptop and then

613
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: send them. You gonna slow down your new laptop. Yes,

614
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: and send it for this listener.

615
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: Or I can just open it up. I'll see, I'll

616
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: look on the patroon. If I could just send a link,

617
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, send a link and let it be available.

618
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Honestly, the message that I was sewing to

619
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: read is really really long.

620
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: So no, it's like, look how long that is?

621
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Well say that. Okay, just read some of it, Okay,

622
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: the best parts. Okay, Hi, Sydney and Marie.

623
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: Not sure how you guys consistently have recorded this show

624
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 2: throughout the pandemic. I can barely answer an email at

625
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: this point, let alone wash my own ass daily. Your

626
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 2: dirty beach. Oh, she said, do not worry. I'm not white.

627
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: She said, I do. Don't worry not white, So major

628
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 2: props to both of you. Okay, but this is a okay,

629
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: but this is a story about a breakup.

630
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: Do we want to read this? Sure?

631
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

632
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: Okay?

633
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: So this person dated a guy from twenty sixteen to

634
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen in college. They stayed friends. Let's call him Urdle.

635
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: Okayirdle the Turtle and I initially had a rough breakup.

636
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: She cheated on him really early in the relationship because

637
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: she didn't want to tell him. She wanted to be

638
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: young and wild and have a college hoe experience. Okay, Yeah,

639
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 2: we were both black students in white sororities and frats,

640
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: so we stayed friends, probably out of loneliness and trauma

641
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: bonding gay these are not in order. Damn, I should

642
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: have prepared her. I didn't know he was reading things.

643
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: Good job, son of a beach.

644
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

645
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: We only hooked up once after our breakup and would

646
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: mainly study together on campus. Fast forward a few months.

647
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: I started dating someone else.

648
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: A white guy.

649
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: Another huge regret. Ha ha she lion, she loved it.

650
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 2: You loved that pink thang. Urdle and I remade friends,

651
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: but one night he confessed that he loved me while

652
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: I was dating this other guy. I told him I

653
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 2: cheated on you and was not a good girlfriend, so

654
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 2: what the f are you even on and he was like, yeah,

655
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 2: never mind, just kidding, And then he didn't show to

656
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 2: the class that they had for weeks. Come to find out,

657
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: Urdle himself was dating this girl that he failed to

658
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: mention to me. Oh okay, she said, I didn't really

659
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: care at all because this girl wasn't as cute as me. Okay,

660
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: I love it, and that's all that matters when your

661
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 2: ex starts dating someone else.

662
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: Hello.

663
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: Okay. From there, they graduated, talked on the phone occasionally,

664
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: but never really consistently until her and this other guy

665
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: broke up. Urdle's had a fancy law school, and she

666
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: used him. I admit I used him. I admit I

667
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: used him as a crutch during the breakup. Okay, okay,

668
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: which we do this sometimes You know you don't really

669
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: like somebody, but you need somebody to talk to, and

670
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: it happens you don't really want to lean on your

671
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: friends too much. You talk to Urdle New Year's Eve,

672
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: he confessed he loved me another time. This time I

673
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: explained that since I was going to graduate school, there

674
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 2: was no point in trying again. I also mentioned the

675
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 2: fact that he had a whole ass girlfriend and maybe

676
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: should focus on that, and he sent a text that

677
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: said I would break up with my girlfriend in a

678
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: second if you told me to WHOA Okay.

679
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: That dang good.

680
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: Okay, that thing is wit wit. She said that wasn't fair,

681
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: and she said, you know, drop it. Here we go

682
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: in whole ass June and this turtle is still trying

683
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 2: to get back with me, even though he's been dating

684
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: this girl for about a year now. On my birthday,

685
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: he asked if he was dating anybody, and he failed

686
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: to mention once again, his ugly ass girlfriend. He told

687
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: me he was interning slash living in the city that

688
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: I live in, and she tried to shut it down.

689
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 2: But I'm sick of his shitty behavior and don't want

690
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: this girl to think he's a good guy. I will

691
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 2: admit I was kind of stringing him along early on

692
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 2: because I was lonely and sad. But now I'm in

693
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 2: a city where a lot of my friends live, so

694
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 2: he can simply just kick rocks.

695
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: Damn bro a.

696
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, he's simply just bothering me and being a

697
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 2: bad person. Should I send a DM to his current

698
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: girlfriend the text of him saying he would break up

699
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 2: with her in a second? Oh or not?

700
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: Okay?

701
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 2: So they were dated in college from twenty sixteen to

702
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. What is long? When it is? Fuck? I know,

703
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to summarize it. Yeah, they dated for

704
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: two years. Yep, she didn't really like him like that.

705
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: She had a man. He has a girlfriend. He keeps

706
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: saying that he loves her, and then he said, I

707
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 2: will leave this girl in a second for you.

708
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: You had to go no, no.

709
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Ah, Yes, I gotta put my phone back on the

710
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: charger too, son of Baby Beach.

711
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so, uh, he has a girlfriend. He keeps proclaiming

712
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: his love to this chick.

713
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: Should she send this girlfriend a screenshot of this text

714
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 2: that he sent her?

715
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: Do you care? I mean, do you want to be

716
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: super save a hole? Would you want somebody to do

717
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: that for you? I mean yes, yeah.

718
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: I would want somebody to text me and say, hey,

719
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: this man that you just said you love on the

720
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 2: pod yeah, is in my inbox saying he would leave

721
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: you for me. I would want to get that text.

722
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I would like, I'm not looking for

723
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 2: that text. But you need to know that your man

724
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: is kind of trash.

725
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I guess if you yeah, if you know that,

726
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: if you know who this girl is, reach out, reach

727
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: out and be like, hey, I'm not really trying to

728
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: be messy. This is not really my it's not really

729
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: what I'll do, but I just want to give you

730
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: the heads up boom here to screenshot. You do what

731
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: you want with it.

732
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think that's and then whatever she decides

733
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: to do is her business. But like, wouldn't you rather

734
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: know that your dude is has cheating potential?

735
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, rather than find out later he is an actual cheater.

736
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: He didn't cheat, but he's on his way. Well he's

737
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 2: but it's also it's not that he's trying to cheat.

738
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: He's saying, I'm gonna leave her to be with you. Yeah,

739
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: you fully ready to let me go. I'm just like,

740
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 2: I'm on hold. But what if what if Marie?

741
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: What if you? What if it was the other way

742
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: around and this girl actually liked him and they were

743
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: just supposed to belong together. Who liked him? If the

744
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: girl that sent the message, the girl who missend the message?

745
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: What if she did like him back right, was in

746
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: love with him and they were just supposed to be together.

747
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: But she doesn't like him.

748
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said she doesn't like.

749
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: Him, But I'm saying if she did like him, would

750
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: she reach out anyway?

751
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 2: If she did like him, then she would say, oh, yeah,

752
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: I love you too, and then we would wait for

753
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 2: him to break up with his girlfriend. Yeah yeah, yeah,

754
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 2: but that no, no, no, no. If you want this girl

755
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 2: to know, then she should know. And it don't matter

756
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 2: if you like him or not. Don't do it because

757
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: it's convenient, because you don't want to be with him.

758
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 2: If you're doing it off the strength of I just

759
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 2: want to let her know, then you should be able

760
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: to let her know regardless.

761
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't even have to worry about that.

762
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: The opposite. She doesn't like him.

763
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were friends and then she was kind of

764
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: using him. I mean she cheated on him and then

765
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: he came back. But they are not a couple and

766
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 2: haven't been a couple since twenty eighteen.

767
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: Friend, two years have passed. He can't find nobody else.

768
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: That's so weird.

769
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: But he's with somebody else. That's what is the weirdest.

770
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: He's with somebody right now talking about I would leave

771
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: her in a minute for you, damn. But yopping together

772
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: for a year, plum. This is a white man. No,

773
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: he's black. Ah, you know, we got to support black

774
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 2: businesses with Dick is a black business. It's a small

775
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 2: black business or a big black business. I know it

776
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: sounds like it's a small black business. She cheated on him,

777
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think that you should just send the

778
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: screenshot message her. Hey, you know you don't know me,

779
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 2: or maybe she does because he'd be on your Instagram

780
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: so she knows who you are. Hey, sis, you know,

781
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: I know you've been with this dude for a while,

782
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 2: but this is what he's been messaging me with.

783
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: That's it.

784
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: Send a screenshot, drop it, let it go, like, you

785
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: don't have to say anything else. I don't think I

786
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: would want to know. Okay, you don't agree?

787
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: What's y'all thing?

788
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: Would you want to know? Would you leave? Would you

789
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 2: do that?

790
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: Would you go out and like send the message?

791
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: What if?

792
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: What if you were in love with the dude too?

793
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: Would you still send the message?

794
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: What?

795
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't Why are you bringing that up?

796
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 2: If you were in love with him, then you're looking

797
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 2: out for yourself first. You If I love somebody and

798
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 2: they tell me that they love me, then we are

799
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 2: big in Carrie Bradshaw problematic and his wife is whoever

800
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: Big was married to?

801
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: Like that? I don't like that people make exceptions when

802
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: it's like doing the right thing. The right thing is

803
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: let this girl know no matter what. If you, but

804
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: are you just letting her know because you're like, well,

805
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: I don't want him, that's not right.

806
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's letting her know because this girl

807
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,479
Speaker 2: could potentially marry this guy.

808
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: It sounds like they've been together for maybe one or

809
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 1: two years.

810
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 2: So Sis deserves to she deserves a clean break, and

811
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 2: she deserves to be with somebody who is in love

812
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 2: with her. That's how I'm looking at it, leaving out

813
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: the girl who sent us the message. The person who's

814
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: in the relationship deserves to be as happy as you

815
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: are right now, and she should be having as good

816
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: sex as I'm having right now and both of us yes, yes,

817
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: but not together. Yes. But that's all I'm saying is

818
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: the girl who he's with deserves to be with somebody

819
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: who is obsessed with her.

820
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: That's it.

821
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: That's why I think that send us. Just drop the

822
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 2: screenshot if she If she responds, she responds. If she doesn't,

823
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: then that's on her. It doesn't matter if you love

824
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: him or not. I don't think he's a bum or

825
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: tell him. Maybe that's maybe that's the right way to

826
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: do it. Say ay, hit me up again and I

827
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: will send this message to your girlfriend.

828
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: Maybe that's maybe that's the way.

829
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: To do it. Yeah, No, we'd like to blindside these dudes.

830
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: Fuck that. We don't want to give him a head

831
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: up because then they can erase stuff and be like

832
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: this bitch is psycho and she you know, she really

833
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: want to be with me, and blah blah blah. They

834
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: have too much time to figure out another story.

835
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: So now she got the screenshots. Anyway, whatever, it was

836
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: a good message.

837
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: It was very long. It was long as fu Yeah.

838
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: But I wasn't gonna read it, but I was, but

839
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: I want to read it.

840
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 3: Well.

841
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: I appreciate everything that y'all are messaging us with. You know,

842
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: we don't really be seeing all the messages, but I

843
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 2: love it that y'all are still listening.

844
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's hard to keep up and just do

845
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: right by this podcast sometimes, especially with everything that's gone on.

846
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: But we've tried to keep it together because we're still

847
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: together and we do enjoy like talking our shit and

848
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: being who we be and and being love and light

849
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: for the people listening.

850
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,959
Speaker 2: And we keep it real and we keep it.

851
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: Fun and it gets crazy and messy, and you know,

852
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: sometimes feelings are hurt. But on this podcast. Yes, yes, yes, yes, sure.

853
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: There's always a thin line between funny and wrong, funny

854
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: and wrong, thin line between funny and wrong. That's the

855
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: name of the episode. Thin line between funny and wrong.

856
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, but that might be too long, friend,

857
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: because you know you scrolling on this. Yes, yeah, yeah,

858
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 2: funny and wrong.

859
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: Thin line between Yeah, this is funny and wrong, funny

860
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 1: and wrong. Yes, that might be good.

861
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: We love that I wrote. That's the only one. That's

862
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: the only one that I wrote.

863
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: That's well. It took us almost the entire episode episode. Yes,

864
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: there's a thin line between funny and wrong. But we

865
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: here for y'all.

866
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: I'm here for you, friend, I'm here for all your

867
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 2: beautiful sex stories. The way that Sinty told the story

868
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 2: here was the PG thirteen version. I got the rated

869
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: n C seventeen version, and it made me.

870
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: Well. I will say that I I'm pretty messy on

871
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: our group chat and yes, Sunday night, I decided.

872
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: Yoh, are you gonna tell them what you did on

873
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 2: Sunday night? Can you tell it?

874
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: Sydney said, I need to clean my butthole? That's what

875
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: you said?

876
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, what are these called Anima's Sidney got on

877
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: FaceTime with us.

878
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: No, we were already on FaceTime.

879
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 2: And she got in the tub but ass naked, and

880
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: on FaceTime we watched her give herself an anima anma

881
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: on FaceTime Ama of the State.

882
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: Anima of the state. Yeah, a.

883
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: Great title. When I tell you I watched My Homegirun

884
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: with the cat sitting on the and the cat is

885
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: obsessed with Sydney. Oh well, because that he had like

886
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: a rough weekend. Oh bitch, you're gonna tell him that

887
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: story too, yes, yes, yes, but let me finish the douce,

888
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 2: the dinguition Sydney. The cat is on the toilet, like

889
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: watching Sydney nowing walking along the tub. Our friend is

890
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: on her knees cleaning her butthole.

891
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: I hope it was worth it.

892
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: It was.

893
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm glad.

894
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 2: It was clean as a whistle. And then I was

895
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 2: constipated for three days. It's because she cleaned your butt too, Well,

896
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: yeah it was.

897
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't poop so.

898
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: For three days, for three days full of shit, yes,

899
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 2: but full of it came out today because I had

900
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: jamaking food this morning.

901
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: You had to make a food on Monday.

902
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 2: Two friends, you know, left over us.

903
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh, leftovers for Monday.

904
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: Sydney is uh oh and then uh. The other day,

905
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: my friend and I were at Sydney's house and he

906
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: bought his dog, and the dog walked into Sydney's apartment

907
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: and her cat freaked the four out.

908
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: Never seen jam like that ever in my entire life.

909
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: Mind you. My friend's dog is a Yorkie, like a

910
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: tiny old ass dog. That's like like he just was

911
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: walking in to say hi to Sydney while she's.

912
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: Doing a show on Live on On. I was on

913
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: a zoom show doing what I do, handling my business.

914
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: I was crushing too. Oh my god, they were laughing.

915
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: They was laughing. I heard people clapping ovations. Yeah.

916
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 2: The dog is like, oh, let me see what she's

917
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: talking about in there. The cat runs into the window,

918
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: runs into the was like Tom and Jerry like you

919
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: know how like tim like they like Looney Tunes. They

920
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 2: run through a wall and it's the shape of their body.

921
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 2: That's what the cat tried to do to the window.

922
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: Knock down a lamp, a candle, a plant, and then

923
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: was dangling from the curtain. Just ran up the curtain.

924
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: Higgery diggery Doc. The cat ran up the.

925
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,479
Speaker 1: Curtain and.

926
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: It was a sight to see.

927
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: He looked like a pinata.

928
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: Then he was ground like, he was constipating, he was

929
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,439
Speaker 2: it was sick. His eyes were insane. I've never seen

930
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 2: my cat so upset. He was growling at you.

931
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: He hissed at you.

932
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 2: He's never his stay.

933
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: I didn't even hear his sisters. He was like, I

934
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: hate it here, these niggars, these niggars.

935
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 2: He was so upset. He was upset for at least

936
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: an hour. So how are Jelly and Jim doing with

937
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 2: your guest?

938
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: Jam loves loves him and Jelly comes out like once

939
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: a day and it's like and then goes back in.

940
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never heard Jelly. My guest said that Jam

941
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: is a bum ass nigga, and he is Jelly is depressed,

942
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 2: probably yes, and he's like jam is Jam is over here,

943
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: probably bullying Jelly and Jelly's like not getting the right attention.

944
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 2: And you thought that Jam is depressed. I thought that.

945
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe Jam is depressed. Why did you

946
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: think Jam was depressed?

947
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. He keeps me owing.

948
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: He's just spoiled, yo.

949
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 2: He watched you clean your buttole on line, I mean

950
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 2: on whatever FaceTime. He's like, He's like, maybe you're depressed.

951
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: Give the cat. What anti depres are you on now?

952
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: Vnaflexen, viniflexen, Give Jelly a little vine flexen tonight just

953
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: to see.

954
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: No, I can't seep it. No I won't, but I'll

955
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: google if you guys know about cat. She does not come.

956
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: She hides, she's skittish. She comes out a little bit,

957
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: she meows, she lets me pet her here and there,

958
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: but overall she is not coming out. She stays underneath

959
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: the couch for most of her days.

960
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: And just yeah, friend, the listeners are they know, because

961
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: they'd be like, you're always talking about jam, but they're like,

962
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: where's jelly?

963
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: Hashtag?

964
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: Wear's jelly hashtag wears?

965
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: They're like, you're doing these Sunday jam sessions.

966
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: Where is the jelly session? Yeah?

967
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Sid has favorites.

968
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: I do.

969
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 3: I have.

970
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: Favoritism is real, And it's just because he gives me attention.

971
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: It pays.

972
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: He's like up my butt all the time, and I

973
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 2: love it up my butt's aren't you glad to have

974
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: these cats? They've turned me into a different person. I

975
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 2: love them. No, you've had these cats for five years

976
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: and I am not happy that you have them?

977
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, have never been happy.

978
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 2: That you have them? No anyway, friend, anything, any final

979
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: parting word you want to leave the listeners with before

980
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 2: we go.

981
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: I mean, we hit them with everything. We gave them.

982
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: Explicit details of things that have happened to us in

983
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 2: the last couple of days or the last couple of months,

984
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 2: depending on when you listening to this. Shout out to

985
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 2: everybody all around the world that's listening to this, because

986
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: this episode is now my new favorite episode.

987
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: If the person that I'm talking to is listening, which

988
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have them, but you listen the whole freaking episode,

989
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: so you've heard everything.

990
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: I know you know this, but you're awesome and so

991
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: happy that I met you and you make me smile

992
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 2: every single day, and you put it down. You put

993
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 2: that sheet down now, and now I am a new woman.

994
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: I want to clean my house. I want to cook,

995
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: I want to do all the thanks and I clean mind.

996
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: You got plants. Yeah, everything that you're doing right now,

997
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, look at the growth.

998
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: Gross.

999
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: Now, this is a question that I want to ask

1000
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 2: before we go, and I want you to answer honestly. Okay, honestly,

1001
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: can I have sex with this person to see if

1002
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 2: it's good Marie, No, mine, No, I don't want to

1003
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 2: we get Oh what if we had sex together? Like

1004
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: a like all of us to get just in front

1005
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 2: of each other. We don't have to have sex. Where

1006
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 2: would we do that? Whose house? Well?

1007
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: You told me how his is set up, and I.

1008
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 2: Mean, you know he got a dog and it's a man,

1009
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: so it's I mean, you would have sex together? Yeah?

1010
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 2: Is that the.

1011
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,479
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do this?

1012
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 2: Yo? He would love I'm sure I would love it,

1013
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 2: but like, are we ready for that step in our relationship?

1014
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: I would like you to see how amazing this person is.

1015
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: They really I mean I've I watched those being important,

1016
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 1: but I always feel it it's fake and this feels real,

1017
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: the real thing.

1018
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: And we look so good together.

1019
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: That's what he said about us the other day. We

1020
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: look you together, you and him?

1021
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 2: Yeah you do, I know, m hmm.

1022
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: And I don't even like leg skins, but y'all are

1023
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: cute anyway. It is what it is.

1024
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 2: It is what it is.

1025
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: We reconvene and figure out when the organ is going

1026
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: to happen.

1027
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 2: If you guys think we should do it, put it

1028
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 2: underneath the comments and be like, do.

1029
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,959
Speaker 1: It, do it, do it, do it, and don't say

1030
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: what we're doing it, but just say do do it.

1031
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: For the people in San Francisco that came to Unofficial

1032
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: Expert Live, do it, dude, well, they were like kids her,

1033
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: kiss her, kids her, do it? Do it? Do it?

1034
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: You know I'm down to do it.

1035
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm down, listen, I'm I'm in a phase

1036
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 2: in my life.

1037
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: Let me say something real quick. He already suggested this, weird,

1038
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: like a week ago. He weird, we should we should

1039
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: all just have sex together. He's gross discussing.

1040
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 2: You know what, when a man wants something, you don't

1041
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 2: give it to him. So no, if we if all

1042
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 2: three of us decided, then maybe. But because he said yes, no,

1043
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 2: he was not getting it only in his dreams.

1044
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this, sir, you nasty.

1045
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 2: Can we be putting it down, down, down, because she'd

1046
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: be cooking and cleaning in here too. Okay, yeah, but I.

1047
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: Was cooking and cleaning in here. I've been a grown up.

1048
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: You know, you change, you changed, and.

1049
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: We love you anyway. Love is beautiful.

1050
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 2: It's so great. The pandemic sucks. Twenty twenty is trash

1051
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: will living, loving, loving, supporting, oh, living, loving and falking

1052
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 2: and fucking four kings.

1053
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: That might be that living, loving fucking.

1054
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 2: I love that. That's Cute's living. Love isn't loving fucking

1055
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 2: but no, love is just love and living is just living.

1056
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 2: There's been loving and okay, great, Well, I am spent

1057
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: and I need a snack and we're so hungry. I'm

1058
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: gonna go send a gaunt this man a picture, thank

1059
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 2: you so much, a picture of my coach. Yeah, right now?

1060
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: You want me to take it in portune mode? Yes,

1061
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: I got you.

1062
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: Keep living, keep leaving reviews, commenting, sharing the pods, you know,

1063
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: let people know that this is the love and the

1064
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: light that you need in your life.

1065
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: Yes.

1066
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: And if that bum ass nigga that you used to

1067
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 2: date is saying I would leave my current girlfriend for you.

1068
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: Punch him in the dick. Yeah, he's just gonna give

1069
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: you syphilis dick. And that's it anyway, by guys, leerve you.

1070
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 2: Forever.

1071
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

1072
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 3: Brett Baham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts,

1073
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:00,759
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1074
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,080
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1075
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,399
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1076
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,480
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1077
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