Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 1: What is up, y'all? Welcome to the Best Bits of
Speaker 1: the weekend? Well, best bits from the week, but this
Speaker 1: is happening on the weekend, and this is part two.
Speaker 1: I'm Morgan and I'm breakdown the seven segments from the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones Show this week. The seven most engaged with,
Speaker 1: the ones you talked about the most with online or
Speaker 1: you called in about. These are the seven. Of course,
Speaker 1: there were so many other segments, so make sure you
Speaker 1: go to Bobby Bones dot com to see all of
Speaker 1: them if you are just kind of making sure to
Speaker 1: stay caught up on the show, or if you want
Speaker 1: to relive certain moments. But these seven segments, you guys
Speaker 1: loved the most. So coming in at that number seven spot,
Speaker 1: Eddie believes that his neighbor was trying to hit on him.
Speaker 1: Well basically, she had to be in her house, asked
Speaker 1: him to come over and help her, and you know,
Speaker 1: in Eddie's mind, he thought she was hitting on her.
Speaker 1: So you can hear that all happening right now, number seven.
Speaker 1: So I do want to mention this with our our
Speaker 1: video producer, Eddie. He thinks that his neighbor may be
Speaker 1: seducing him, like trying to hit on him. Okay, walk
Speaker 1: us through this. Yeah, yeah, man, I'm outside water in
Speaker 1: my grass. Yeah. Shorts and almost like a tank top,
Speaker 1: like a muscle shirt. The hoser you got like the
Speaker 1: hose you know what. I don't know what it means.
Speaker 1: But guys, I'm watering the plants. And then my neighbor
Speaker 1: runs out, he or she she, and she says, Eddie, Eddie,
Speaker 1: there's a bee in my house, a big giant bee.
Speaker 1: Can you help me get it? Oh? Yeah, So that
Speaker 1: how she yelled at Yeah is that the exact tone
Speaker 1: from what I remember? That's exactly how do I get
Speaker 1: So you're out there? You have water? Eddie, Eddie, there's
Speaker 1: a big, big bee in my house. Can you help
Speaker 1: me get it? It's already got worse than hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on? What is she wearing? I don't remember. Maybe
Speaker 1: a robe? Maybe a robe? Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: really remember. Though single are married. She's single, she's older,
Speaker 1: but she's singles. You ever heard that song from Garth Brooks?
Speaker 1: I know, but this is how this is the problem.
Speaker 1: This is it. Y'all's brain immediately goes to she was
Speaker 1: probably like, hey, Eddie, he's a snake, I gotta be
Speaker 1: in my house. Wasn't a snake? Did you hear how
Speaker 1: she taught? She said, no, I can picture how she
Speaker 1: probably was talking. But now I'm hearing the male brain
Speaker 1: and how y'all hear things. And it's because I think
Speaker 1: y'all's filter is different, she said it. And she then
Speaker 1: she called him her hero at the end. Oh, you're
Speaker 1: such a hero. Thank you so much. I believe it.
Speaker 1: And then she said, can I make you a drink?
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no no, I gotta go. How how um,
Speaker 1: how long has she lived beside you? Well, I'm like
Speaker 1: a year. If you guys have spent any time together,
Speaker 1: like socially, like back your barbecue. No, I mean just
Speaker 1: you know, just wave to each other when you know
Speaker 1: she's like leaving. I mean, hey, I don't feel like man,
Speaker 1: it's it's fifty one nine, yeah, fifty one hitting on me.
Speaker 1: Not close. You don't know. I thought it was you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of it, but after the fact, you know,
Speaker 1: like I was. It just seems sounds like a lot
Speaker 1: for a bee to get somebody to come into your house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a hornet's nest or a wasp. But if
Speaker 1: she's really scared of be, if she's allergic to be,
Speaker 1: maybe that's the thing. I didn't get that far in
Speaker 1: the conversation. You didn't know she wasn't like I'm a
Speaker 1: check yeah, let alone me. I'm allergic. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get I don't want my road to get stung.
Speaker 1: I think I'll take it off. That's good. Nuts like Eddie,
Speaker 1: don't make me check me for stings. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: think she was hitting on you at all for a minute.
Speaker 1: I'll walk down that road with you. Yeah, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that ain't a land that I I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a place. So I think she probably just
Speaker 1: needed help with to be. It was nice of you
Speaker 1: to go do that, though, Yeah. Yeah, And I told
Speaker 1: her anytime you need me to get anything that you're
Speaker 1: a good guy. Thank you. Man. Now, if there's another
Speaker 1: bee later this week or next week, and now we're talking,
Speaker 1: there's a being like eleven forty five tonight, you get
Speaker 1: a text and it's only a BMOG, then we should
Speaker 1: talk about it. I should probably stop wearing that muscle
Speaker 1: shirt though. When I watered the plants, huh, I might be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the problems, that's the problem. Problem. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: y'all know that's not the problem. Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: this guy in a muscle shirt? You have not? Have
Speaker 1: you seen Eddie answer the question and be honest, I
Speaker 1: am not. I'm not going to shame anybody. I'm not
Speaker 1: asking you that. I'm just saying, yes, you know, have
Speaker 1: you seen Eddie in a muscle shirt? No? There you go.
Speaker 1: I just think you're not a reliable witness yet. Scenario
Speaker 1: is a fantasy amy and I'm not fantasizing about fantasizing
Speaker 1: her tone, that's how, that's how she said. We have
Speaker 1: a recording of it. Play right, Eddie, it's a big
Speaker 1: big bee Wow. That's audio. Okay, Eddie. I don't think
Speaker 1: she was, but if she does it again, i'd be aware.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll let you guys know if she does,
Speaker 1: keep your eyes open, I will trust me. It's the
Speaker 1: best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: took some pumpkins from the free pumpkin truck that showed
Speaker 1: up for the company that's in our building. And while
Speaker 1: the show thinks he got a little karma because those
Speaker 1: pumpkins got stolen from his front porch. A whole situation
Speaker 1: with pumpkins, and well, let's just say, lunchbox, his kids, family,
Speaker 1: they were not happy, and he's gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: went down. Number six, lunchbox send me, I know last
Speaker 1: night said his house was robbed, and I told my
Speaker 1: wife said lunch, lunch, And then he said that his
Speaker 1: kids were all sad because they were like dad had
Speaker 1: people still and so I mean, you're not lying. I'm
Speaker 1: not lying. We were robbed. We're the victims of a crime.
Speaker 1: You went home and did you how long until you realize?
Speaker 1: Because when my house got broken into, it took me
Speaker 1: a minute. I was like these things, this is not right,
Speaker 1: something's wrong, and it took me a minute to go.
Speaker 1: It was my four year old that really noticed. First.
Speaker 1: He was like, Dad, out what happened? And I'm like
Speaker 1: what do you? Oh no, and he's like where where
Speaker 1: are they? And I was like I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then I told my wife. I was like, man, we've
Speaker 1: been robbed. What did she say? She's like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: And she's like what, You're right? And she's freaking out
Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't know if I can stay here,
Speaker 1: do we need to move? Like? Why would someone do that?
Speaker 1: And my son is like, Dad, how why would someone
Speaker 1: do that to us? Like, why would a person do that?
Speaker 1: And I said I don't know, son, and he goes, man,
Speaker 1: that's sad, and I'm like, I know. And the fact
Speaker 1: that someone had the audacity to come to my house,
Speaker 1: walk up on my front porch and steal my pumpkins.
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. Oh my gosh, I'm so mad. It's pumpkins.
Speaker 1: I saw someone broke in his house. He sent me
Speaker 1: this whole thing, and at the very end it was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's still my pumpkins. They didn't break
Speaker 1: in his house. Guys, I was robbed. I was robbed, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, the kids were shook. My son, Okay, someone
Speaker 1: still your pumpkins. I don't think that's being robbed. That's
Speaker 1: being robbed. It's teenagers. No, no, it's not teenagers. You're
Speaker 1: still pumpkins from houses? No nod? Did you ever still pumpkins?
Speaker 1: Some house hold? On? And then let me ask this question.
Speaker 1: Did you ever just stand in the question did you
Speaker 1: ever steal a pumpkin from house? Yes? So you robbed houses? No, no,
Speaker 1: But let me tell you no, no, I would smash
Speaker 1: them right there in front in the street. This person
Speaker 1: drove up in a car, got the pumpkins, put them
Speaker 1: in their car, and took them from their house for decoration,
Speaker 1: because there are no smash pumpkins anywhere. And I had
Speaker 1: a big old spider crawling over the pumpkins, and then
Speaker 1: they had they just knocked the spider off and it
Speaker 1: was just laying there on the front porch and steal
Speaker 1: the spider. I understand that. But you didn't get robbed.
Speaker 1: I got robbed. Someone was styled them from outside of
Speaker 1: your house. That's different than going inside of your house
Speaker 1: and going through your stuff and stealing your watch and
Speaker 1: your TV and your your cat. I don't know what
Speaker 1: people steal mine was they broke a window, us till
Speaker 1: my PlayStation and some other some cash. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we recover from this as a family,
Speaker 1: like as the safety wise, the feeling of just grossness
Speaker 1: that someone would come in you steal those pumpkins out
Speaker 1: of again with no. Yes, they were here at work
Speaker 1: and they had a free trailer outside said free. No, no,
Speaker 1: they said free for the people that work in this building,
Speaker 1: except and I work in this building. A different company
Speaker 1: owns the building now and it was for their company only,
Speaker 1: and you knew that. I asked them, Hey, are these free?
Speaker 1: And the guy said yes, Why don't they just came
Speaker 1: and stolen back? I couldn't believe that they came to
Speaker 1: my house and robbed me like that. I mean my kids.
Speaker 1: My four year old was just like, dad, what's fine? Now?
Speaker 1: Where we went out with this bit? Eddie goes, let's
Speaker 1: see what this clickbaits all about. Going into this segment,
Speaker 1: you get cam footed doorbell. I don't have a doorbell camera.
Speaker 1: He doesn't believe in those. Say you have that, you
Speaker 1: don't believe in a doorbell came? No, I don't believe
Speaker 1: in that crowd. I mean you don't believe. Do you
Speaker 1: know why? Because it's ruining America? Here you go because
Speaker 1: listen now, kids can't even go toilet paper a house
Speaker 1: because everybody as at your doorbell cam. Also, kids can
Speaker 1: toil the member of your house. I don't have a toilet.
Speaker 1: I don't have one of those. No, no, you don't
Speaker 1: have one. So kids are allowed toilet paper in your house.
Speaker 1: That's why you put it up there for America. No,
Speaker 1: I never put one up because you're not getting one, right,
Speaker 1: because you allow kids a toilet pepper in your house.
Speaker 1: Because when I when my kids are older and their
Speaker 1: friends come toilet paper in my house, I don't want
Speaker 1: an alarm to go off in a signal and like, oh,
Speaker 1: like every house now has one. So when my kids
Speaker 1: are ready to go toilet paper houses, they're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to They're not gonna be able to go
Speaker 1: ring that their own Yeah no, no, they're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to go ring the doorbell and run because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a camera, so they're gonna know who
Speaker 1: it is. It's ruining kids' lives in America. Like the
Speaker 1: doorbell cam is so overused and we don't need it.
Speaker 1: But you're not having one doesn't mean other people they shouldn't.
Speaker 1: What about people that you know? Porch pirates are a
Speaker 1: big thing right here, right hyeah? You could see who
Speaker 1: stole your pumpkins. You could see it could have stole
Speaker 1: your medicine that was delivered to you. You're right, who
Speaker 1: robbed you? Who if I did get robbed? But that's
Speaker 1: the use papering a house. Yes, okay, got it. I
Speaker 1: just make it sure, Like, don't you think that's a
Speaker 1: kid's right when they're younger to go toilet paper houses
Speaker 1: and ring doorbells and run and you're right now, yes,
Speaker 1: and now a doorbell cams, they're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to do any of that. Egg houses, I mean houses.
Speaker 1: We did that to four yards. Yeah, we did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody put a porter party in my yard. As a kid,
Speaker 1: all they have to do is put a mask on.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true. You don't know who it is. You
Speaker 1: don't know who it is, you know, but right when
Speaker 1: you go in the yard, the doorbell cam is gonna
Speaker 1: alert you. And they're not gonna be able toilet paper.
Speaker 1: What I have had elects coming in and kill them,
Speaker 1: murder him and that saves him. Yeah, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: You thought about it. That doesn't happen, right, So you
Speaker 1: didn't get burglar eyes. Someone just stow your pumpkins. I
Speaker 1: got robbed, Okay, middle of the night. Someone came on
Speaker 1: my No, middle and I could have middle of the day, honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that doorbell cam, you would know that. We got him
Speaker 1: with clickbay. He got me with cligbay. My wife, you
Speaker 1: got her she felt so bad and I was like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, it's they stole pumpkins that he stole him.
Speaker 1: I knew it. So you're back to even Parma. It's
Speaker 1: the best Bits of the week with Morgan. Number two,
Speaker 1: Everybody Loves a Little Blind Karaoke. It's a segment where
Speaker 1: the show sings karaoke off the spinning Wheel, and this
Speaker 1: week's edition is country love songs and the show sang
Speaker 1: them without any words, just based on memory and well
Speaker 1: who you might think, well, win, didn't win. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna put that out there, So here you go. You're
Speaker 1: about to find out number five sign for blind karaoke.
Speaker 1: You can't see the words because there are none. Now
Speaker 1: you may know the songs or how you think they
Speaker 1: might go, it's your job to get up and sing
Speaker 1: it best you can. So the categories country love Songs,
Speaker 1: there are songs like Shania Twain, You're Still the One,
Speaker 1: Tim McGraw, It's Your Love, Garth Brooks, to make you
Speaker 1: Feel My Love, Trisha your Wood, She's in Love with
Speaker 1: the Boy. All country love songs up first are defending champion.
Speaker 1: It is producer Eddie. Let's go Eddy, what's your Man?
Speaker 1: That's Josh Turner. Maybe yeah, So Eddie, would you like
Speaker 1: the whee? If you had to pick? The only one
Speaker 1: I'm very comfortable with is a ring of fire? That's it.
Speaker 1: Which one would you not be comfortable with? All the rest?
Speaker 1: I mean love story, Taylor Swift. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I want to be a struggle. Yeah, let's see how
Speaker 1: he does. Let's spend that. Come on, love story, let's
Speaker 1: go love story. We're a fire baby, Eddie. You'll be
Speaker 1: singing love Oh you missed it by one. Top it.
Speaker 1: I'm not singing this. You have to sing this. This
Speaker 1: is Dolly I Will Always Love You. At least it's
Speaker 1: a Dolly version. I don't know which version it is,
Speaker 1: but as I will Always Love You, written by Dolly
Speaker 1: Parton saying We're gonna let you hear a little clip
Speaker 1: of at first. That's tough. I know this part. It's
Speaker 1: getting there though, but it's a tough place to get.
Speaker 1: You got there, You get there. I hadn't warmed up yet.
Speaker 1: La la la, la la la about all morning. We've
Speaker 1: been talking all morning. All right. Here is Eddie doing
Speaker 1: blind karaoke. There are no words in front of him.
Speaker 1: How will he do? Dolly parton I will always love you, Honey,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm thinking. You say I may not
Speaker 1: always love you. I will There's a place in my heart.
Speaker 1: How does this even go? Then? I feel you, and
Speaker 1: when I see your eyes it makes me feel things
Speaker 1: that I would normally not feel. And Willow always love you, Oh,
Speaker 1: Willow always love you should go a second first, honey,
Speaker 1: you should There he is Eddie. I wasn't about to
Speaker 1: hit the high note, so I had to. You know,
Speaker 1: whatever you want, your performance your now you stop. Judges,
Speaker 1: write your scores down, Scooby, Steve, my Da myself. You
Speaker 1: get a score of one to ten, Lavage mout will
Speaker 1: declare a winner. Coming up a little later, and who
Speaker 1: scores the lowest eats the hot No no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: that was not the rule. What what what we're not
Speaker 1: doing that? What? What? All? Right? Next? Up to play
Speaker 1: blind karaoke country love songs is Amy. Here's Amy. It's
Speaker 1: been a while, she just scored well and buy a while. Ever,
Speaker 1: Yeah it's been tough. Ever, it's been tough. Well, there's
Speaker 1: your wheelhouse, Amy, this is your These are your song?
Speaker 1: Do you want about any of the songs? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I could I don't know. Honestly, it doesn't matter. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: probably love story? Um yeah, or yeah, she's in love
Speaker 1: with a boy. That's a good one. Yeah so Tricia
Speaker 1: or Taylor my girls. Okay. Amy's on the stage. She
Speaker 1: has the microphone in her hand. I'm never're gonna spend wheel.
Speaker 1: See what she sings. Let's sit, come on, love story,
Speaker 1: just tell me. I'm not looking. You want the one?
Speaker 1: You were like? What's that one? Yep, don't even know
Speaker 1: that song? Okay, here's a clo up, but yeah you
Speaker 1: will when you hear it ahead, just to be your man, Eddie.
Speaker 1: That's the wrong Okay, that's the wrong song. You were
Speaker 1: singing the same song. Yeah, that's right right now. You
Speaker 1: sound like Toby it is. Yeah, I'll do dang. Okay, Amy,
Speaker 1: how does it start? You don't great question? We don't
Speaker 1: tell you. That's what you tell me when I don't
Speaker 1: know if I know? All right, Here we go, Ray
Speaker 1: get the song, Here we Go, written by Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 1: Everybody well, John get low. Yeah, okay, wait for it.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the cue here. I think I know.
Speaker 1: I'm here we go. Okay, Baby, I locked the doors
Speaker 1: and turn the lights down low. Put on music, something
Speaker 1: soft and slow, because baby, we ain't got no place
Speaker 1: to go. I hope you understand. I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: you all the baby. I've never felt something strong. So
Speaker 1: when you come home, no, you're turning me on. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I just wanna be your man. Oh so, Baby,
Speaker 1: locked them doors and walk through the door. Yeah, exactly what. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I can be your man. Just take it slow, just no, baby,
Speaker 1: lock through the first time ever. Ammy tolds to shut
Speaker 1: out so she could listen to the background vocals to
Speaker 1: figure out the words. Yeah too good. See that she
Speaker 1: is again. You know, I don't know if that's loud
Speaker 1: making a shut up to hear the background vocals, but
Speaker 1: I will say I liked it, and do what you know?
Speaker 1: Do what you know? There she has her performance. Give
Speaker 1: it up for a Yeah, all right, So the next
Speaker 1: two we're gonna be Lunchbox and Abbey Lunchbox. As you
Speaker 1: look at the wheel, I already know my song. Man,
Speaker 1: let me just have it. I bet she's in love
Speaker 1: with the boy. I know that one. It's the one
Speaker 1: you want? Nah, which one do you want? Man? There's
Speaker 1: some of those I don't even know what they are. Okay,
Speaker 1: The one I want is where to go? Uh, it's
Speaker 1: your love. How do you think that will starts? Tim mcgrawl,
Speaker 1: How do you think it starts? Dancing in the dog? Oh?
Speaker 1: He knows that the night. Wow, he doesn't not know
Speaker 1: at all, like you like no chance? Ring of Fire. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's that's a classic man Um broken road. You're still
Speaker 1: the one. I haven't heard anything as pure as you
Speaker 1: singing Rascal Flats a happy man? No idea? Do you
Speaker 1: sing that? Thomas Rhett? Yeah, Okay, we'll come back. Lunchbox
Speaker 1: will go. I mean I'm in trouble if I don't
Speaker 1: get the one, and then Abbey will go. Have a
Speaker 1: champion here in blind karaoke. Lunchbox has entered the stage.
Speaker 1: He has the microphone in his hand. Let's go. He's
Speaker 1: got his his sweatpants on, he has hoodie ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: his track shoes on. Let's go. Did you ride your
Speaker 1: bike this morning? No? Too cold today. It looks like
Speaker 1: you rode me. Yeah, it looks like you rode your
Speaker 1: bike here and then get some laps around the building.
Speaker 1: But it was a little too cold. I've still gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta get better gloves because when I ride in
Speaker 1: the cold. My hands are like my knuckles are frozen.
Speaker 1: Are you planning to ride your bike to work in
Speaker 1: the winter? I would like to yes, yes, but it's
Speaker 1: I mean it's cold. I'm telling you I would like
Speaker 1: to yes, yes, frost bike. Frost bite is a real thing.
Speaker 1: All right? What song do you want up here? On this? So?
Speaker 1: I want? Um? It's sure love Tim McCraw baby, give
Speaker 1: me to put it on it before we starts. No
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. What is I will always
Speaker 1: love you one good Yeah, you won't get you remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that performance. All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: hold on blind karaoke, whatever that he lands on, he
Speaker 1: gets no words. He has to sing from what he knows.
Speaker 1: Let's spread, Come on, mc let's go. It's not gonna be.
Speaker 1: You're still the one who do you think things that?
Speaker 1: You're still the one good to guess? Oh boy, um,
Speaker 1: you're still the one who you think guess anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Martina McBride, you're not wrong. I mean you're not right,
Speaker 1: but you're I mean, I mean he's wrong. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like he he knows it's a woman, right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can hear a woman's voice. How do you? How would
Speaker 1: you sing it? Before you play the club? You're still
Speaker 1: the one, You're still the one. You're still the one
Speaker 1: I want for all time. You're you're set, you're saying words.
Speaker 1: How would you singing? You're still the one I want
Speaker 1: all time? You're still the one on my mind? Eddie,
Speaker 1: it's not Ray? Would you play it for him? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: got it? Who sings that? That's Chania? That's right? Correct?
Speaker 1: That a propeller, that trumpet airplane? Right? Play again? No, okay, Ray?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to played the song? Here? He is
Speaker 1: doing it? I don't. I mean, I have no idea
Speaker 1: where to start. Has it ever stopped you? No? Here
Speaker 1: he is lunchbox blind karaoke doing Shania Twain. You're still
Speaker 1: the one. Looks like we made it? Felt it took
Speaker 1: the long way. Oh yeah, baby? Is that right? Is that?
Speaker 1: When does it start? It looks like made it. We
Speaker 1: took the long way about it? Because you're ready? When's
Speaker 1: a kick in? It hadn't started yet? Looks no, it
Speaker 1: started already. You're supposed to tell me I did. I
Speaker 1: said it looks like we made it. I literally told
Speaker 1: you where You're the one I come running to in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night when I have a nightmare.
Speaker 1: You're still the one I want to lay next to
Speaker 1: and hug you and hold you and kiss. You're still
Speaker 1: the one I want to cook for me. You're still
Speaker 1: the one I want to do my laundry. You're still
Speaker 1: the one I want to have kids with because you're
Speaker 1: still the one. You're still the one I dream about.
Speaker 1: You're still the one that makes my heart go peep peep. Bet.
Speaker 1: You're still the one I call my one and only
Speaker 1: because you're still the one I say I do. I
Speaker 1: love you, because you're still the one that kids me.
Speaker 1: You're still a big finish coming up. But he never stopped.
Speaker 1: He's one big finish. He's gonna keep going it. Yeah, yeah, yah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I did queue you in. I did it with you.
Speaker 1: I said you're still the one I thought you were.
Speaker 1: Just now. I said we made it now. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to lead you in. You know what that
Speaker 1: was a performance? Yes, you rhymed really well. Thank you did.
Speaker 1: I really asked how for it to like you and
Speaker 1: do and move? But you did good. And the picking
Speaker 1: in the laundry, yeah, man, yeah, give it up for lunch,
Speaker 1: Bob Man, I never get the song on one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd suck at that too. But you want to bet
Speaker 1: thet What which one your love? How much you want bet?
Speaker 1: If you win, you can do it. Okay, if you win,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna do it bing it. Abby, You're up next,
Speaker 1: our resident singer. She takes the stage. Abby's gonna dominate. Abby.
Speaker 1: Is there a song on this that you think you'd
Speaker 1: be the best at? Oh, she's in love with the boy? Definitely.
Speaker 1: Abby back there, organizing, coming up with segments, answer her phone,
Speaker 1: she does it all, and now she's gonna sing and
Speaker 1: hopefully win blind karaoke. Are you ready nervous? Yea, let's
Speaker 1: spend now. Don't be a guy. I don't want to
Speaker 1: come on love story. It's your love. Oh it's lunch.
Speaker 1: So you see why nobody did anything to you. There's
Speaker 1: no amazing That the one song I want? I never
Speaker 1: get it? Abby? No showbiz? Yeah that show biz? Baby?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Do you know what? Abby? Yeah, let's just
Speaker 1: hit it in. Okay. Oh, here we go. I know
Speaker 1: about him? Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Abby dancing
Speaker 1: in the dark middle, taking your heart and whole ni
Speaker 1: emotional touch, touching, masking, asking you to do what you've
Speaker 1: been doing all over again. Oh, it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: Don't think I can keep it all. I just gotta
Speaker 1: let you know what it is that on me. It's
Speaker 1: your love. It just does something to me. It sends
Speaker 1: a shog around through me. I can't get enough. And
Speaker 1: if you want about the spam, oh he whoa baby,
Speaker 1: I get so shaky. Dang it. Yeah, I hate when
Speaker 1: I do that. You got and I sing. It's something
Speaker 1: you don't do oft in front of people. You never
Speaker 1: see a small room. It's annoying. Abby, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the judge if we get some
Speaker 1: judge in music please, as we can't calculate our votes.
Speaker 1: She didn't know all the words looking at the scores here, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm here, what are you saying? Eddie's She nailed it.
Speaker 1: When lunch Box said something like, what you know the words?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't see some man, I was already adding up
Speaker 1: here alright, alright, oh, adding up he's working on mine,
Speaker 1: adding over here. Oh man, I knew that song. I
Speaker 1: should have gone higher on. Yeah, you should have usually
Speaker 1: really gone forward dude, you didn't. I should have gone lower.
Speaker 1: You should have I don't know how much. Look, yeah
Speaker 1: it was pretty good, Amy, you did pretty good. Damn
Speaker 1: I had to do shanaya karaoke. Okay, that a word.
Speaker 1: We have our results. Well, I'll say this, Eddie, you're
Speaker 1: not going to repeat his champion. Yeah, I didn't think so.
Speaker 1: We knew that. I didn't think so. So Eddie. One
Speaker 1: last week, Eddie, you have I told score fourteen. I'll
Speaker 1: say this, lunchbox, you have scores eighteen. Yeah, run the hammer.
Speaker 1: I brought the hammer this. How did that happen? Did
Speaker 1: you hear the performance? Did you watch it? You were
Speaker 1: a witness? Yeah, you were a witness. I went for it,
Speaker 1: for it. You gotta go for it. And when you're
Speaker 1: up there, you gotta go for it. You can't be scared.
Speaker 1: If it's a high note, go for it something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather you go forward to miss it than not
Speaker 1: shoot for you'd rather Okay, next up is and this
Speaker 1: is not an order, but Lunchbox eighteen, Eddie fourteen. That's
Speaker 1: not good, Amy fifteen thirteen. Eddie's left and there's no
Speaker 1: way she got the lowest score. Oh so, yeah, you
Speaker 1: finished less. How did I How did Eddie beat me?
Speaker 1: Well more talent? No, I haven't actually understand that Amy
Speaker 1: got points for talent Amy thirteen, Eddie fourteen, Lunchbox eighteen.
Speaker 1: You think you want to just go get the mic down?
Speaker 1: I mean if you thank you on you go out there.
Speaker 1: He's going up there, he's getting this on the Abbey
Speaker 1: just did. But you don't know if Abby one or not?
Speaker 1: Are you going up there? You don't know if you want? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you feel hits it in the dog? Okay, middle of
Speaker 1: the score was eighteen. If Abby hit hold on a second.
Speaker 1: If Abby hits nineteen, she wins. We feel like Abby
Speaker 1: hit nineteen. Yes, I have maybe like twenty seven, I
Speaker 1: mean twenty seven? Absolutely? What did you listen to it? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: she got every word? Or are you on stage right now?
Speaker 1: Though you're like you have the headphones on, you're on stage.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to hear the music so I can sing,
Speaker 1: because you said I if I win, I get to
Speaker 1: sing it your love Ray? Do you have it? Your love?
Speaker 1: Quede up? Just in case? Okay, Okay, here we got
Speaker 1: middle Abby. If you got nineteen, you are the winner. Abby.
Speaker 1: Your score is seventeen. How was that voice? Your score
Speaker 1: is a voice from a buff seventeen. Yeah, I did it.
Speaker 1: I did it. I didn't know anything. Hey, I can't
Speaker 1: hear you back there. It's my turkey. Stay turn it
Speaker 1: down here he has playing us out a passion. Tell
Speaker 1: me when it starts. But no, you just said you
Speaker 1: knew it. Why I know? I I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'll yet. Congratulations on your way even go and dancing
Speaker 1: in the dark middle of the night, holding your hand
Speaker 1: and holding it time. Can you get that emotional touch?
Speaker 1: I'm feeling you next to me, asking you to do
Speaker 1: what you've been doing all over again. And people keep
Speaker 1: saying what is it? And I say it's shut love.
Speaker 1: It does something to me. It sends a shock right
Speaker 1: through me. Will I ever get enough? Track? It's your life.
Speaker 1: It doesn't side it on the two me. It sends
Speaker 1: a shot right Roy, get enough because your oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: does say a kitch? Oh my goodness. It's the best
Speaker 1: bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. Listener Billy
Speaker 1: called into the show and wanted to split his big
Speaker 1: lottery winnings with some show members. He called in letting
Speaker 1: them know he's won the most he's ever won in
Speaker 1: the lottery before, but we didn't know what he had
Speaker 1: won before, if anything, and if this number was very big.
Speaker 1: But after he left that voice mail, we couldn't get
Speaker 1: a hold of him for like a week. So, you know,
Speaker 1: we all thought maybe he was taking care of a
Speaker 1: few affairs because he did win big in the lottery. Well,
Speaker 1: he called in to let us know how much he won.
Speaker 1: We finally talked to him, and Lunchbox made sure that
Speaker 1: listener Billy was holding up on his end of the deal.
Speaker 1: Number four. All right, this is a voicemail we played
Speaker 1: on the show about a week or so ago. Hit
Speaker 1: it Ray Morning, Bobby Morning Show. I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: behind on the podcast. I've been really busy, but I
Speaker 1: just heard about Lunchbox and influencing everybody about the lottery ticket.
Speaker 1: So I went and bought mega millions of last night
Speaker 1: and I won. So since Lunchbox helped me win, I
Speaker 1: won more than I've ever won. I'd like to split
Speaker 1: it with him half and half. I will show him
Speaker 1: the ticket, I will give him the money, have him
Speaker 1: get in contact with me, and I will split it
Speaker 1: with a fifty fifty. All right, we try to call
Speaker 1: the guy for days. Then we were told he had
Speaker 1: gone into hiding because he has some business take care of. Now,
Speaker 1: if someone wins a lotary, what do they often do
Speaker 1: go hiding or disappear and never hear from him again. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that you disappear and you never hear
Speaker 1: from them again. They do kind of get off the
Speaker 1: grid until they get their financial affairs in order, good attorneys,
Speaker 1: that type of thing. Yeah, we couldn't get ahold of
Speaker 1: this guy forever. Yeah, I thought I thought he called,
Speaker 1: and then he realized, Oh my gosh, I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: give Lunchbox money, so I'm gonna run and hide. And
Speaker 1: so I gave up on this dude. We finally attracted
Speaker 1: that we got him. We got him. Let's go okay,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna put on Billy and Missouri. Hey, Billy,
Speaker 1: where do you live in Missouri? I am in Richmond,
Speaker 1: Missoury next before Leonard Wood. And we've been excited for
Speaker 1: a week because you came and you dropped the big
Speaker 1: news on us that you want more money than you've
Speaker 1: ever wanted your entire life. And because of that, you
Speaker 1: wanted to share it with Lunchbox. And did you say
Speaker 1: share or split split, Wow, lunchbox straight down the middle?
Speaker 1: Great question? Are you ask him that? Yeah? Like split
Speaker 1: like fifty fifty? Right? Oh my goodness. So we couldn't
Speaker 1: get ahold of you for a week and then we
Speaker 1: were told that you were kind of in hiding because
Speaker 1: and they didn't say, but we thought you were getting
Speaker 1: your financial affairs in order. Is there any truth to that? Well,
Speaker 1: I've been debating on moving to Texas and uh no,
Speaker 1: tax I wasn't able to go to work. I wasn't
Speaker 1: able to go to work for about a week, maybe
Speaker 1: ten days or so. But yeah, I couldn't get to
Speaker 1: my phone. Oh because of the lottery? Yes, Amy, because
Speaker 1: of the lottery. What do you think why else would
Speaker 1: he not? Did you guys write down how much you
Speaker 1: thought you want? Remember this bit we did? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: go back to it if you can remember. Okay, got it?
Speaker 1: How much did he win? Launch box gets half? Yeah? Whatever?
Speaker 1: He This is not binding, by the way, if he
Speaker 1: been saying this, but yes it is okay, Amy, what
Speaker 1: do you have fifty bucks? Oh? You're going low. I
Speaker 1: mean I just think he's never won fifty before. He's
Speaker 1: excited about it, Eddie. It's the most he's ever won
Speaker 1: fifty dollars, you're thinking the same. I mean, that's good
Speaker 1: to get that word of the case. If it were
Speaker 1: something as low as fifty bucks, I'd be very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Why money, he calls me up like he's going to
Speaker 1: change my life. Oh, he's excited, and so I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I think a pay day. Hey Billy, where do
Speaker 1: you go to get this ticket? And do you often
Speaker 1: get lottery tickets? I used to go all the time,
Speaker 1: and then just che I listened to the show every
Speaker 1: day and listen to you guys talking about the lottery.
Speaker 1: I started going again and I played the Mega millions
Speaker 1: and just with the lunchbox can get a little excited.
Speaker 1: I did get the megaball. That's what I'm talking to
Speaker 1: it now, I'm talking about I got all teas I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, So you do have the megaball. And
Speaker 1: when you won? Were you watching I don't know if
Speaker 1: you can watch live or do you just look on live?
Speaker 1: You can watch on YouTube. Were you watching live? Did
Speaker 1: you see it that night or did you wake up
Speaker 1: the next day? And how surprised were you? That's a
Speaker 1: great question. I was very surprised because I don't ever win,
Speaker 1: but most like two three bucks. See that's what I'm saying. So, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're on the oven up. What do you think it is, lunchbox?
Speaker 1: I think he won a million dollars, not getting five
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, I wrote down, I got five hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars coming to me right here. What would be the
Speaker 1: amount that you're disappointed by? Anything under one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: what he said? He went to twenty five thousand. You'd
Speaker 1: be disappointed at twelve five thousand. I mean, I'd take it,
Speaker 1: but I'd be disappointed. Okay, now, Billy, this has been
Speaker 1: a big build up here on the show. Do you
Speaker 1: want to share with us because we don't know. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, how much you want in them? Mega millions?
Speaker 1: Change my life? Billy? And will you change life? Billy?
Speaker 1: Bring the heat? Yes, Well, I did not win the
Speaker 1: jack Block, and I did not win the million dollars,
Speaker 1: and I did play the Mega Player, So I got
Speaker 1: forty dollars a total with the Mega Player. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: That's the most season for one. That's more than we'd won.
Speaker 1: But but I'd also like to give a third of
Speaker 1: it to the seams and team made me play the
Speaker 1: mega player, so the lunch bucks would be in for
Speaker 1: thirteen dollars a third. No no, no no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no wrong. Wrong, you said split fifty fifty that
Speaker 1: you be disappointed with stuff? Are you angry now now?
Speaker 1: Because he's he's he's going back on his word. He's
Speaker 1: becoming a liar now, lie on national radio. He's becoming
Speaker 1: a liar because he said he would split it fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: So I get twenty. If you want to give your
Speaker 1: percentage out of your percentage of scuba, that's fine, but
Speaker 1: my percentage is twenty dollars. Now you're holding tight to
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. We're gonna split it with both of you. No,
Speaker 1: that's not what no, no, no no, no no, he just
Speaker 1: said split it. He didn't say split it with you.
Speaker 1: I know he split. He said say split it fifty
Speaker 1: fifty with me. What are you really going to hold
Speaker 1: him to this? Yes? But how are you gonna enforce it?
Speaker 1: I mean he's just hanging out right now. Seems fine,
Speaker 1: just t Billy. That's very kind and generous of you
Speaker 1: to give away part of your prize winning. So you're
Speaker 1: gonna mail me a check or what a check didn't
Speaker 1: know how. Send you a check, Billy. You really you
Speaker 1: lifted him up and you smacked him back down. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. That was funny, Billy. I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: that was funny. I'm gonna sit to him on pigeon.
Speaker 1: I like that sight. Now he thinks he's funny. He
Speaker 1: is funny. He made us wait for a week, a
Speaker 1: whole bit. This will turn to a whole bit. We
Speaker 1: didn't even know it a bit, Billy. Great job. I
Speaker 1: gotta say a great job on that, And congrats on
Speaker 1: your win. You should keep all your money, No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: If you want to be a man of your word,
Speaker 1: like if you want respecting your community, then you will
Speaker 1: send me much twenty dollars. But if you want to
Speaker 1: be known as a snake, you know, keep it snake now.
Speaker 1: All right, but hey, Belly, thanks for the bit. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the segment. We had no idea how much you want. Um.
Speaker 1: We kind of all figured different things. Yeah, we figured
Speaker 1: Belly was funny. Like we are, stay on hold and
Speaker 1: Abby will get you my information. Billy, have a great
Speaker 1: rest of the week. Man. That's funny. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: see you later got him. Hey, it's the best Bits
Speaker 1: of the Week with Morgan. Number two Bobby's bulldog Stanley.
Speaker 1: Yes of Stanley the Dog, the first day of school,
Speaker 1: the Kid's Book. He had two ACL surgeries this week.
Speaker 1: One of his acls was partially torn, the other it
Speaker 1: was fully torn, and he got him both done in surgery.
Speaker 1: So Bobby shared some updates on his recovery and what
Speaker 1: that's been like at the house for them, including Stanley.
Speaker 1: Basically a full on body suit. So here it is
Speaker 1: Bobby talking about Stanley number three. Last week, my bulldog,
Speaker 1: Stanley had to get ACL surgeries. He tore one completely
Speaker 1: in half no ACL, the other one torn halfway. So listen,
Speaker 1: I think this is a procedure that a lot of
Speaker 1: people have. Problem is bulldog has had now eleven surgeries.
Speaker 1: Poor guy, and he's kind of fat. Now he's always
Speaker 1: been a little fat, nice fat. Because he didn't have
Speaker 1: a CLS. He couldn't move around and he has tons
Speaker 1: of energy, but he couldn't move and so we take
Speaker 1: him in and we get this surgery. I have so
Speaker 1: many kids reaching out to me, two through their parents,
Speaker 1: going hey is Stanley the dog? Okay? From Stanley's first
Speaker 1: day at school. He's a celebrity, I know, and I
Speaker 1: never thought about that. I got a lot of message
Speaker 1: in my DMS on Instagram from parents going, hey, could
Speaker 1: you please let my kid know if Stanley's okay because
Speaker 1: they read the book and they heard he had surgery. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm telling everybody he's okay. Is a little dramatic this weekend.
Speaker 1: He's got a weird spot shaved in his butt, like
Speaker 1: a big X where they put that thing. They put
Speaker 1: in a writing no wman, yeah or they don't feel
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it was. And so they did that
Speaker 1: and they said, Okay, he can't be really off a
Speaker 1: leash in a big space for like a month or so.
Speaker 1: So he's got to be in a small room or
Speaker 1: on a leash at all time so he doesn't try
Speaker 1: to take off running. Well, he wouldn't go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with the story. He wouldn't go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom on a leash. He'd be like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Keep leash me. I'll just keep holding it.
Speaker 1: And I knew he needed to go, he wouldn't go.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't go. Okay, let's have a talk. I say, hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this leash off, but I'm gonna trust
Speaker 1: you to go to the bathroom not run off. And
Speaker 1: he goes, cool, We're cool, buddy. I say, okay, buddy,
Speaker 1: we call it with the buddy. It's the thing. Take
Speaker 1: the leash off. He looks at me. Three legged race,
Speaker 1: Oh boy, takes off, three legs, leg stays up, it
Speaker 1: takes off, and I'm like no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like screaming at him. No. He stops. He poops,
Speaker 1: which is hard for him because a man a dog
Speaker 1: trying to get in that spot to poop with only
Speaker 1: one back leg on the ground. Stuff Like, he poops
Speaker 1: and then after he poops, he falls over, but not
Speaker 1: in the poop. Good. Day two, he actually puts his
Speaker 1: leg down a little bit, and so I get on
Speaker 1: the internet. I'm like, going to my goodness, what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen here? I bought him like this gurney you can
Speaker 1: put a dog into carame around with wheels, and by
Speaker 1: day two and I we got it all set up.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm good, I'll just put my leg down.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you give me another day of no leg? We
Speaker 1: can at least use this thing. We just paid this
Speaker 1: money on and so we the internet says, if he's
Speaker 1: putting his leg down a little bit, you can let
Speaker 1: him walk, just because he will know or she will know.
Speaker 1: Whoever the dog is, how much weight to put on
Speaker 1: the leg? Put it down a little bit? All good,
Speaker 1: starting to use the bat. So now I had to
Speaker 1: sleep in the room with him for like three nights.
Speaker 1: He snores so loud. I got no sleep for two nights.
Speaker 1: You know, it tis the life of a parent, Amena.
Speaker 1: He has to sleep with that big head thing on.
Speaker 1: So he doesn't eat his scar because he will listen.
Speaker 1: When I have a cut on me too, I like
Speaker 1: to lick it or pick at it, like rub it. Sure,
Speaker 1: and so I gotta keep him from doing that. And
Speaker 1: so finally my wife goes, hey, why don't we get
Speaker 1: up one of these body suits. It's a body suit,
Speaker 1: so as we can put it on him and he
Speaker 1: can't get to it because he's wearing a tight suit.
Speaker 1: He's thinking about Stanley hates winning clothes. Clothes are not
Speaker 1: meant for this dog. So we get him a body suit.
Speaker 1: We put it on and at first he's like but
Speaker 1: then he's like, okay, I can dig it. Because I
Speaker 1: don't have to wear the the head thing. So he's
Speaker 1: in this like tight space suit and he just chills.
Speaker 1: He can sleep normally when he's in the suit. The
Speaker 1: problem as you gotta on zip it. So he goes
Speaker 1: to bathroom, so we gotta take it. It's like the
Speaker 1: guy who used to work with that Claire Channel in
Speaker 1: Austin who would get completely naked when he pee at
Speaker 1: the urinal and it was really weird. It's really weird.
Speaker 1: He would take all his clothes off to pe or
Speaker 1: go number two. You just see a pile of clothes
Speaker 1: in the public restroom. So weird exactly. But that's what
Speaker 1: Stanley has to do. Now. I got to zip him
Speaker 1: all the way out of his tight suit and then
Speaker 1: he goes out once or twos and we got put
Speaker 1: him all the way back in the suit. But it's
Speaker 1: a game changer. So let me recommend this to you guys.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a brand, it's no thing because
Speaker 1: we bought two different ones. The first was a little
Speaker 1: too big, second was a little too small. But if
Speaker 1: you can get one of these bodies suits, I think
Speaker 1: they're meant for no shedding, but they also can be
Speaker 1: used if there's a surgery they can't get to. It's
Speaker 1: a game changer for sleep because I don't have to
Speaker 1: stay in the room with them, and he doesn't have
Speaker 1: to wear the big cone that turned into a cushion.
Speaker 1: But it's I'm pretty tired because that's what the weekend was.
Speaker 1: So but at least Arkansas beat by U, which is good.
Speaker 1: It's always a plus, which is good. And I'm here,
Speaker 1: I'm here, We're good. Dog's good. Tell your kids Stanley
Speaker 1: has never been better. Sometimes when you get a booboo,
Speaker 1: it takes a minute to fix the booboo, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel good, but then it feels a lot better afterward.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, So let your kids know that Stanley
Speaker 1: is going to be okay. He's just been a little dramatic.
Speaker 1: And we can't let eller O that our other dog,
Speaker 1: getting near him because she's so high energy and she'll
Speaker 1: jump on him tear the leg, so we can't let
Speaker 1: we can't let them be together unless they're both on leashes.
Speaker 1: So that's dramatic. Oh, we hear all them constantly. But
Speaker 1: it's just a dagga palooza at the house. It's the
Speaker 1: best bits of the week with Morgan number two for
Speaker 1: any boy mom's out there. If you didn't hear this segment,
Speaker 1: you definitely want to hear this now because Amy talked
Speaker 1: about something her son has been doing to embarrass her
Speaker 1: in public with his phone watch. He thinks it's the
Speaker 1: most funny thing, and well, of course she does not,
Speaker 1: but you know, being a boy mom, she's not sure
Speaker 1: how to handle it in the best situation without making
Speaker 1: it a big deal. So she told the show and
Speaker 1: a lot of y'all online we're writing about how it's
Speaker 1: just basically what boy mom life is, and it's only
Speaker 1: the beginning. So here it is. This is Amy talking
Speaker 1: about the new habit slash prank. Her son has picked
Speaker 1: up number two. So what is your son up to? Well,
Speaker 1: he has a watch phone and he realized it could
Speaker 1: record things. So he started to record his farts and
Speaker 1: then play them when we're in public and act like
Speaker 1: it's me. I'd a lot to unhack here. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: doesn't record, just himself going his mouth. No, No, they're actual.
Speaker 1: He puts his wrists back behind him in and then
Speaker 1: he writes them. He's like, this one's good, Like these
Speaker 1: two guys are laughing. Yeah. Comedy special over there, twelve
Speaker 1: year old humor boy, humor at its finess. So he
Speaker 1: does this in public. Yeah, so he realized he could
Speaker 1: start playing it back, and he used to just playing
Speaker 1: around the house, and now he started to play them
Speaker 1: when we're in like in a public place. And then
Speaker 1: he'll be like, Mom, what do you say? I just
Speaker 1: im mortified and I say, stop that right now. That's
Speaker 1: not me. That's not me. You tell everyone at the
Speaker 1: store whatever, you're like, not make it a thing. I
Speaker 1: just say, stop playing that sound with your watch. It's
Speaker 1: not me. Does he have one specific one? He has
Speaker 1: his favorites. It alternates because it's every day he'll record
Speaker 1: a new one and then do you have a talk
Speaker 1: with him in private? Yeah, I'm like, you have to
Speaker 1: stop this. First of all, stop recording them. And he's like, why,
Speaker 1: it's amazing, and then don't play them in public anymore.
Speaker 1: But he's it's just this, it's a phase. I hope, no, no,
Speaker 1: look at these two. Yeah, it doesn't end that is.
Speaker 1: I always think it's funny because at home he's also
Speaker 1: obsessed with Old Town Road, you know, the Little Nazak song.
Speaker 1: Except for on YouTube, there's a really popular like old
Speaker 1: Town Fart version and he listens to it on repeat.
Speaker 1: Do we have this? Okay? I don't not heard old
Speaker 1: town fart? Old town fart? Huh? Here we go much
Speaker 1: old Town? I I like it? Yeah, I can't. Who
Speaker 1: knew that song even existed? Your son, and I feel
Speaker 1: like he found it because he's just obsessed with that
Speaker 1: and he probably typed into YouTube fart videos. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is this watch smell bad? It directly? I don't much. No.
Speaker 1: I know? Still though, is there a punishment if he
Speaker 1: keeps on? Or do you laugh enough to where he
Speaker 1: still thinks it's funny. I don't think this is a
Speaker 1: punishable offense. He's having a good time. So it's okay
Speaker 1: that he does farts in public and you say stop,
Speaker 1: but then you don't want to care if he stops. No,
Speaker 1: I want him to stop, but I'm not going to
Speaker 1: punish him. But I need to come up with some like, Hey,
Speaker 1: if you don't do that to me today in public,
Speaker 1: you get a prize. Oh reward? Do you have four boys?
Speaker 1: I said, this is all the time. Oh, that's all
Speaker 1: I did. My house reeks of farts because they just
Speaker 1: love to fart everywhere. They go. Yes, it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: just automatic. When someone farts it has laugh everyone does
Speaker 1: except my wife of course. Yeah. I don't think I
Speaker 1: would either, not big. I'm not big fart guy far
Speaker 1: guy at all. But you know all the boys love
Speaker 1: to go mom when they do it. Don't get them
Speaker 1: a watch that reports things. It's the best bits of
Speaker 1: the week with Morgan number two. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: this one all week long after we spun the wheel.
Speaker 1: So we put all of our names on a spinning
Speaker 1: wheel because Bobby paid us too, and I got paid
Speaker 1: a little bit extra. Because I hate scary movies. Actually
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of them. I refuse to watch them. In fact,
Speaker 1: I watched so many cheesy movies because I refuse to
Speaker 1: watch even some things that are thriller. That's just how
Speaker 1: I am. And you know I get scared when I'm
Speaker 1: at my house and I don't need to add more
Speaker 1: to that. So I don't like watching horror movies. But
Speaker 1: we all got paid to be on the spinning wheel,
Speaker 1: and whoever it landed on last was the person that's
Speaker 1: going to have to go watch Terrified two in movie theaters.
Speaker 1: It's a two and a half hour long horror movie
Speaker 1: and it's been making people throw up and pass out
Speaker 1: in the theaters, and well, it landed on somebody. And
Speaker 1: that's what we've been talking about all week, is when
Speaker 1: they're going to go see the movie, who can go
Speaker 1: with them? It's been a whole thing. And now I
Speaker 1: think finally that person is going to go watch this
Speaker 1: movie here soon, so we'll get an update. They have
Speaker 1: to watch it before Halloween. But this is a spinning wheel.
Speaker 1: This is when it all started. This is what has
Speaker 1: sparked the whole conversations this week about Terrified too. So
Speaker 1: here it right now, the spinning wheel. Number one. There's
Speaker 1: a movie in theaters and if you go watch it,
Speaker 1: you might pass out. A lot of people are calling
Speaker 1: nine one one because the movie is it's a horror
Speaker 1: movie and it's so violent and it's a clown who's
Speaker 1: killing people that ambulances are showing up and taking people
Speaker 1: to the hospital. And so there are all these accounts
Speaker 1: people saying, hey, we saw the movie. Somebody passed out
Speaker 1: in the theater. Now it's here in town and we're
Speaker 1: gonna spend the whel and whoever lands on has to
Speaker 1: go watch the movie. Now. The good thing for you, guys,
Speaker 1: is I paid every single onety to be on the wheel,
Speaker 1: So most of you get paid and have to do nothing,
Speaker 1: and we still don't have to pay for the movie.
Speaker 1: Get the money. That's a grateful lot of questions here, Amy,
Speaker 1: great boy, I will. I will then mow it all
Speaker 1: to you as soon as the segment is over. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want it all now, yeah, we do it.
Speaker 1: That would make me feel No, no, you don't get
Speaker 1: twenty five. Let me just spend more, everybody. Okay, So
Speaker 1: up first and then list is Amy grasmy ten bucks
Speaker 1: to Amy. We should have held out, guys, we were Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, ten bucks, Amy, you have been paid. Boom,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this on the air mountain. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, so we can do the thing where
Speaker 1: if it lands on you, you're you're free. Oh oh
Speaker 1: oh I like oh I like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The movie gets like that. The movie gets a ninety
Speaker 1: one percent positive score, So I got it. Money's locked in.
Speaker 1: I'm in horror. People like this movie, oh man. But
Speaker 1: it's also two hours and thirty minutes long. It's a
Speaker 1: long movie. Lunchbox. You have been paid, Yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: been mowed. Why did you say it like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds weird. Go ahead, I don't know. Hey, I
Speaker 1: like I'd rather do the one span. We want to vote, guys,
Speaker 1: I vote if it lands on you, you're taking off
Speaker 1: the wheel. We keep going. That's what you vote. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you want it to land on you on this
Speaker 1: first one, I'm vote that. Okay. Here we got come
Speaker 1: collect your collect your cash and well thank you. Yeah
Speaker 1: you got your free money. I don't like this. Not
Speaker 1: have to go when Okay, the next one, if it
Speaker 1: lands on you, you lose. Oh no, oh, let's go.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like it. Oh no, I saw him
Speaker 1: in paid. Oh let's switch out. If Lanza you in,
Speaker 1: You're off the wall. Come on, come on, you're off
Speaker 1: the wheel. If it lands on you, Raymondo, you're off
Speaker 1: the wheel. Buddy. Can you take that magnet off? Because
Speaker 1: that was the right next to the spot at land
Speaker 1: the last time. What magnet? Obviously it's right there in
Speaker 1: that spot. The next one, you lose? Oh no, oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, Just who's left me? Not everybody in the room, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: Eddie and Morgan. Yeah, notice how the glassroom the ones
Speaker 1: that set this up there, happened to Landlanta, You're off
Speaker 1: the wheel. Let's say you want it to land on?
Speaker 1: You want it? Want to it is? Which should have
Speaker 1: gone the other way? Guys, I was so scared. So
Speaker 1: thank you, Reddy, You're all thank you. Let go and
Speaker 1: I made ten bucks. He did a free ten Let's go.
Speaker 1: So it's Amy lunchbox of Morgan. We'll have to watch
Speaker 1: the movie that makes you pass out in the theater.
Speaker 1: It's so scary, good sweating. I did not want to
Speaker 1: watch this by win. How long do we have, well,
Speaker 1: it's Halloween's like, isn't the hour to the movie two
Speaker 1: hours and two and a half hours long? Yeah? Oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta watch the whole thing. Oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be amy. Why why are you putting that? I
Speaker 1: will spend it. You'll win if it lands on you,
Speaker 1: you win. You're off the wheel. You wanted to land
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's see now, good car for lunch boxes?
Speaker 1: Off the wheel? He said, good karma for daddy. You're off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good carver for daddy. That's all you had to say.
Speaker 1: And it works down. Whoever an X if you say
Speaker 1: good Carmra for daddy, you'll get it off. You'll win.
Speaker 1: And if you want to say good for Daddy, I know,
Speaker 1: just try it. And you want to say good Carra,
Speaker 1: I don't. I did not try. I mean, what are
Speaker 1: you guys? Better try it because it's gonna work. It
Speaker 1: didn't work, okay, So now whoever it lands on is
Speaker 1: the loser. Okay, you better say it, Amy, before it spins.
Speaker 1: You've got to say good Carmra. Last chance. I want
Speaker 1: to say good Camra Daddy when you spin it. Okay,
Speaker 1: if it lands on you, you lose and you have
Speaker 1: to go watch the movie was shaking. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see this movie. Okay, Oh easy, oh feisty, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's spin good car for Daddy. If
Speaker 1: it lands on you, you you lose. Oh, Amy, No, Amy's
Speaker 1: the loser guy. Oh lunch box, you idiot. You said
Speaker 1: it made it land on it. I thought, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I thought that meant Amy, Amy me open your eyes,
Speaker 1: open your eyes. Yeah I know, I thought it was
Speaker 1: supposed to land on Amy. You have to go. Okay, Amy,
Speaker 1: this could be traumatic. Amy. You should have never said
Speaker 1: a good Carma for Daddy. He tricked her. I tricked
Speaker 1: myself Okay, Amy, when's the deadline I need? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need substantial time Halloween. Okay, you know what, Amy, you
Speaker 1: can do this. You can do it. You got it.
Speaker 1: Can I take my daughter? That's about saying yes? And
Speaker 1: she ends up traumatized her whole Wow, Amy, that's a
Speaker 1: terrible idea. But this is her, this is her wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: This movie is called Terrifier two. It's so scary and
Speaker 1: gory that people are passing out the theater and Amy
Speaker 1: will not go because where is it even being is
Speaker 1: it shown at the Yeah? Movie theater? Now, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Amy needs like relax. You go to wherever
Speaker 1: it's showing. Go watch them the ones where you can eat.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be good. Okay, Amy will now go, and
Speaker 1: she has basically two weeks to watch Terrifier too, and
Speaker 1: no noon showing. It has to be a nighttime. That's
Speaker 1: got to walk in the park at La later. I
Speaker 1: can't I have children where she has to walk to
Speaker 1: her car by herself. No, that's good. That's good. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. Okay bye, I'm an uber. Okay,
Speaker 1: Amy has to go watch this movie. We're good, right,
Speaker 1: everybody all right, good, everybody got paid and Ammy has
Speaker 1: to go and be traumatized. We'll get a report soon, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 1: Well that's all for me this weekend. Y'all, thanks for
Speaker 1: hanging out with me. As always. You can come hang
Speaker 1: out with me on social media at web Girl Morgan
Speaker 1: on all the things I've been posting up, some more
Speaker 1: TikTok's lately and doing Instagram. I might even go live
Speaker 1: every once in a while, you never know, so come
Speaker 1: hang out with me on there and make sure you
Speaker 1: follow the show on everything as well. At Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1: We're on tiktoks. We'll go follow us over there if
Speaker 1: you love that social platform or Instagram or YouTube or
Speaker 1: Facebook or Twitter. We're all over the place. And of
Speaker 1: course all these videos are up at Bobby Bones dot
Speaker 1: com if you want to see them instead of listen
Speaker 1: to them. But y'all, I can't thank you enough for
Speaker 1: joining me every weekend and hanging out on the best bits.
Speaker 1: Make sure you check out part one this weekend with
Speaker 1: Ray Mundo. It's always a fun time when we talk
Speaker 1: to each other. But y'all, I love you have a
Speaker 1: great weekend, Jess, baby boy h