1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode. Kevin. Yes that Kevin. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,479 Speaker 1: If that's what she's having, make mine half a sweet 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: and twice his pre We cool, But I digress. Let's 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: meet our cham shall we, in no particular orders, say 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:23,639 Speaker 1: hey to the Chris Alverado, he who also stings like 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 1: a bee. What self defense advice can you offer our 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: lovely listening head. But immediately nobody's ever expecting it, and 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: you go from the bridge of the nose to their mouth. 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: It's like this, it's two things, bom boom to the 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 1: as soon as well, it'll crack the bridge of their 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: nose and it'll they'll crack their front teeth. If you 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: follow all the way through with the head, nobody's expecting it, 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: you know, don't get Caroline, Caroline, it's I've been in 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: fights and been head about it. No, but my best 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: friend did it to another one of our friends in 16 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: a jack in a box one time. They were arguing 17 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: over a girl and he went and then and then 18 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: I went into the bathroom and my friend who got 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: hit was was over the sink, blood point from the 20 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: bridge of his nose and his two front teeth were 21 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: chipped from one hit Boom boom, but nobody saw it coming. 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: But then that that guy was concussed. Whoever hit him 23 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: with his head? Yeah, concussion. I don't think you're I 24 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: think your four head correct the bridge of the nose. 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: But um, the sound is disgusting? Is it is? The sound? 26 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: We're more disgusting than someone being curbed. I'm thinking that 27 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: probably not more than a curb. Oh and now it's 28 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: time once again for our weekly entertainment news Corner with 29 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: Craig Getkowski Ko Kevin. It's mid August and the entertainment 30 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: industry is grinding on, grinding on without me. Ships getting 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: made all the time. People are going to Vancouver, the 32 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: coup of They're going down to a town. They're shooting 33 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: stuff in the valley and downtown and all over Los 34 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: Angeles and virtually none of it includes me. Uh so, 35 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 1: what's going on, guys? I mean, it's peak TV. And 36 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: I say this knowing that Alvarado is doing even less 37 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: than be cool with where you are where you are 38 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: in the industry. But you know, there there's always somebody 39 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: who's doing a little less. My fiancee, Jessica just saw 40 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: you on her plane ride. She saw you pop up 41 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: on her monitor. So you're you're you're people are seeing you. 42 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: It's all relative. Yeah, it's all relative. Matt Damon is saying, well, 43 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: Leo got that. That's you know, by the way, you 44 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: ain't wrong. Uh uh and um yeah, we should all 45 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: be shooting White Lotus season two at Maui in Maui, 46 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: A course seasons I've stayed there, by the way, not 47 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: that great that hotel. They make it look better than 48 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: it is. Got good work, Mike White. Hey, there's Mark 49 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: Gagliardi where gagsman? Yeah? Did you ever peer into a 50 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: neighbor's window as a youngster? Uh's a fine youngster because 51 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: I'm I am forty two years young now and there's 52 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: a window right behind me my friend. Uh and they're 53 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: standing out there right now. Um No, I was never 54 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: really because we didn't have anybody living behind us where 55 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: I grew up. It was just we didn't have our 56 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: neighbors that just peered off and there weren't there weren't 57 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: windows that aimed to the neighbors on either side, though 58 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: there were, there was a fence that I would periodically 59 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: talk to my next door neighbor through, like Wilson, because 60 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: we went to school together. We saw each other. It's 61 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: we'd have the fence at school. The fence was just 62 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: at home, which made you happier? Fence or no fense fence? Yes, 63 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: oh yeah, there's a little there's a little more mystery 64 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: to the hand gestures that he might be doing. Well, 65 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: let's not get into those. Look, it's Caroline Cover, Miss August. 66 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: What would your talent portion for let's say the Miss 67 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: California pageant be? That's the nicest thing first of all 68 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: you've ever said to me calling me Miss August. Um. Secondly, 69 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: I think if I'm in the show, there's already a 70 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: big problem, you know what I mean, if I've made 71 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: it so far to be in the talent portion. Um. 72 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: But it's something I can do on stage. Um. Right, 73 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 1: Maybe technically I could try to do a handstand. I 74 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: can't do it though, but that's I think what I'd 75 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: give it a good try at Cartwheel. Nothing would make 76 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 1: those shows was more entertaining than one of those contestants. 77 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: It's just trying to do a handstand that they're not 78 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,919 Speaker 1: great at. That's well, that's why I think I'd be 79 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: a great contestant. I vote yes, uh, alrighty. Last but 80 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: peel and lather another potato. You think I'm least it's 81 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: Joey Greer moisturizing for a friend. Have you have you 82 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: ever worked on a farm. Oh yeah, I've worked on 83 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: many farms. Uh huh uh huh yeah the farmers what 84 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: they call prison yard. Ye, so uh, let's do that show. No, 85 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: I would all of our scenes suggestions. I mean, I've 86 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 1: heard a couple of stories of when you did a 87 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: Nicola Juliet, and it's just not something I want anyone 88 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: else to hear. Okay, let me protect you from yourself. 89 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: They're funny stories, yes, yes they are, but they involve 90 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: things that no one should know. All are scene suggestions 91 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 1: are gathered from your listener emails, and contrary to common belief, 92 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: I'm doing my best um from our our, from our 93 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,599 Speaker 1: patron v I p s same with you, folks. To 94 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: become a patron supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content, which, 95 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: by the way, we've recently discussed on how to improve 96 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: and will be expanding and blowing minds, just head on 97 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: over to patron dot com slash alchemy this. If you'd 98 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: like to submit a scene suggestion by the emails, please 99 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 1: try alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's n 100 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm seen one concert patron v I p. Ben Booth, 101 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: who wrote, Hi, y'all, I'm taking Chris up on his 102 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 1: challenge for simpler scene suggestions. Karma. That's it, Yes, enjoy 103 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 1: and keep up the amazing work, Ben. I don't know, man, 104 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: I think you gotta eat it? Why? Why why do 105 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: I have to eat it? Well? You hit it with 106 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: your car? Oh, Tommy, okay, Tommy sick. Tommy's like just 107 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: looking at it. He's taking more noise than the fucking deer. 108 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: But my point is, why don't I have I really 109 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: have to like take the heart out or eat the 110 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: hard I don't have to do that. No, No, I 111 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: think throwing the trunk or throwing the back with Tommy, 112 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: he'll hold onto it right and then, uh, you know 113 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: you don't want you don't want that on your conscience, man, 114 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: you don't. You don't want to take a life without 115 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: taking a bite. I think I need to remember that. 116 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to take a chance on life without 117 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: taking a bite. You don't want to take a life 118 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: without taking a bite. They don't take a life. Let's 119 00:07:52,640 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: let this up, Tommy, how's out? He's out. But you 120 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: know what, you might we might have to do the 121 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: hard idea. Yeah, it's gonna make it less night, or 122 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: just do you want to leave it here. We'll leave 123 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: it here. But I think if you just take a 124 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: buy to it. I think that's another thing. It's okay, Tommy, 125 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: give us your bowie knife. All right, hold on, we 126 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: just did that really easy, is open? Okay, get in there, man, 127 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: this is your kill. Okay, just reaching my face in. No, 128 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 1: I was thinking your hand okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, whatever, 129 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: I think the hand is better. I'll just reach in. 130 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:50,199 Speaker 1: Tell me what okay, okay, wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, 131 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: hold it up to this guy and say something. Oh 132 00:08:53,040 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: fy uh sorry dude, Yeah that works. That was okay. Okay, 133 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 1: I'll take a plight to here. I'll take a plight 134 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: to take all right. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry 135 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,599 Speaker 1: interrupting me to interrupt y'all ages eating here in the 136 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: middle of the highway. But my prize pig just ran 137 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: out of the pin. It ran out of here. It's 138 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: my family, my my prize pig. Have you seen my pig, 139 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: pig pig, it's about the same about the size of 140 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: what you're eating right now. It looks just like that pig. 141 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: It's so your Your pig looks like a deer. Yeah, 142 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: my pig looks like a deer. It's what's a prize pig? 143 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: Don't you understand? It's a prize pig, loky pig with 144 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: the horns. Next up in the category of a pig 145 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: that looks most like another another animal. I'm so sorry 146 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,760 Speaker 1: what I'm making. Do you mind if we palled on that. 147 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm looking for my prize pigs. I haven't 148 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:57,839 Speaker 1: been able to find it. This is the prestige category 149 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,560 Speaker 1: at the state pig that looks most like an other animal? 150 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 1: Know me? Okay, don't funck me on this. Come on, 151 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: this is my thing. Man Cletis mcintock has a pig 152 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: that looks like a pair of mongoose. Is a goddamn liar. Okay, 153 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: he just taped a whole bunch of pigs. It looks 154 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: like a couple of moments. I'm telling you right now. 155 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: He just taped a whole bunch of geese and then 156 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: cut off the lakes so it made it look like tails. Sorry, 157 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: go I believe I heard some commotion over here because 158 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: you're being broadcast to the rest of the competition right now. 159 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: Oh I, I gotta turn this thing off. I would 160 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 1: just like to bring my pig up for judging, since 161 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: we seems we have a spare uh time. Now, well, 162 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: we always take late entries, that is our policy. I've 163 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: I've got the two mongoose. I'm clee said, I know, person, 164 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,559 Speaker 1: but I submitted my my fee on time. I made 165 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: sure to get the early entry to save a couple 166 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: of bucks. Hi can I open this trailer? Hi? Thank 167 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,559 Speaker 1: you so much for judging this year. By the way, 168 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: we're so happy to have you here. And frankly, we're 169 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:14,439 Speaker 1: surprised you said yes. It just it just seems like, 170 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 1: I mean, you're such a celebrity. I was, come on, 171 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on, and where's my hospitality? 172 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: Do you want to try the suit on? Every comes 173 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: to the trailer wants to try on the suit. Uh no, 174 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: I just actually gotta tell you we're gonna bring you 175 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,959 Speaker 1: out to the to the competition. Now it's about time 176 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,079 Speaker 1: to judge. Oh oh gosh, you put the suit on then, 177 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: so sorry, Mr Knevil. We have the extra gasoline canister 178 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: as you asked for. Oh, great, great, just strapping me 179 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: here to my belt on the suit. Dan. Yeah, I'm 180 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm I'm here. I'm taking care of Mr Keneible. So, oh, 181 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: you brought the gasoline cancers. I thought I did that. No, 182 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't bring the know you didn't. I 183 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: don't like finding in my trailers, So sorry, Mr Knevil. Okay, 184 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:08,319 Speaker 1: so sorry, you can both. You can both be my person, 185 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: one on either arm. Okay, now carry me down these 186 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: stairs and off to the judgery. Come on, you can 187 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 1: do better that one of my pig dear. Oh my god, 188 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: this is amazing. I mean, last time I was at 189 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: a state fair must have been oh god, I must 190 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,840 Speaker 1: have been like it was last year. It was last year, 191 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: last year. Oh my gosh. Flies. Are you guys in line? 192 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: Are you guys in line here? We are? Yeah? Okay, 193 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: do you know if they're gonna sell any food? We 194 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: were in line? We don't know. We don't work here, 195 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: So you kept asking employee that makes sense? Just a guess, 196 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: just like you. So well, I'm more than a sure. 197 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,839 Speaker 1: All right, what does that mean? What else would you be? 198 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:12,319 Speaker 1: Pardon me? Brocoli broccoli? Well again, sorry about that, folks. 199 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,439 Speaker 1: That you went' etainly heard some backstage drama as I 200 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,559 Speaker 1: left a microphone on. But we are already to hold on, 201 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: hold on, what is it? Just give me a couple 202 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 1: of minutes. Maybe I'll be able to find a project. 203 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: Like I gotta start this competition. Evil kin, Evil has 204 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: a heart, Tommy, if you don't take a bye to 205 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: his dear heart, this is this whole thing, This whole 206 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: thing is for noth you have. I don't care that 207 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: you have a weak stomach. Man, do you want to 208 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 1: have do you want to have bad luck? The rest 209 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: of your life? Is that what you want? You're engaged, Tommy, 210 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 1: your your futures all but set. Take a bye to 211 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 1: the fucking deer. So, Tommy, if I may, it tastes 212 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 1: kind of like wet chicken. It tastes like wet chicken. Yeah, 213 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: so give it a shot. A second, wait a second, 214 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: Look at the tail on this thing. This is a 215 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: big it's a fucking pig. Okay, we're gonna get it 216 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: to the fair. So clip you're saying, you're saying that 217 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: your pig that looks like a deer was hit by 218 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: a car. You you ran into these guys who were 219 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: eating your pig still clinging onto life. You then came 220 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,320 Speaker 1: back to the fair to tell me about that. Yes, 221 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to say, and you gotta go 222 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: hold I can't hold the competition anymore. This is the 223 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: This is this gentleman's pig. We mistakenly hit it. But 224 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,480 Speaker 1: I think it's still good to go for a competition. 225 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: If I'm guessing, was was somebody eating this? I had 226 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: some of the heart. Okay, that's Tommy's what what is 227 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 1: that thing that has seen one? Oh? Fuck? Oh fuck? 228 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: See what happens when you keep it simple people? Just 229 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: one word. Suggestion scene too comes from listener Will, who wrote, Hey, 230 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: alchemists love the show and just can't get enough of it. 231 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: Nothing better than looking like a crazy person laughing to 232 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: myself while walking through the grocery store in Germany. Any 233 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 1: who seen suggestion? Since most of the suggestions get way 234 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 1: too derailed, I remember Kevin want saying place and profession, 235 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 1: So physical therapists in space, thanks a lot and love 236 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 1: John from keep it Simple? Um Yes, so I think 237 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: I maybe it's just like um, like the zero gravity 238 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 1: or something. But I just have had this awful, awful 239 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: back pain. So I just need um if you can 240 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: work on that kind of focus on that area, because 241 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: I have to get back out there and finding connect 242 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: I just need you to keep breathing um, the same 243 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 1: tool you're using to speak with. Yeah, I've been breathing 244 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: this whole time. I'm not like holding my breath or anything. 245 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: I'm breathing. Be surprised when you talk how it changes 246 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: the breath flaw. Okay, if you don't want me to talk, 247 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: you can just ask me not to talk. I know 248 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: it's absolutely not saying that, okay, but I'm trying to 249 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 1: do some good work here. Captain Mercer to the to 250 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: the front bay. Captain Mercer, front bay. Want me so 251 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: if you can just kind of finish this fast. You 252 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: know you like to take your time with things, speed 253 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: it up. I would prefer if you just come back 254 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: what rather than finishing up quickly. I mean, you already 255 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 1: got me naked and oiled me down. I don't like 256 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: how much can you just finish this? I don't talkwords 257 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: since we broke up, right, Steve, there's no need to 258 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: no need to wade whack dude, what man uck? Yeah? 259 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,959 Speaker 1: I know, but you know what this is space, okay, 260 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 1: and we do our jobs in space. I was hired 261 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,880 Speaker 1: here as a landscaper, so I was brought in as 262 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 1: a landscaper. I'm gonna keep we may turn it up 263 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,600 Speaker 1: for a second, it's probably gonna start back up again. 264 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 1: Does that you have a control You have control of that, Steve, Well, yeah, 265 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 1: I have control of a lot of things, like whether 266 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: or not to continue this conversation with you. By the way, 267 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,399 Speaker 1: I'm happy to hear you. Uh, you know say that 268 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: we are in space because we have some people here 269 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: who are Earth's and they're pretending like this is Earth, 270 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 1: and I you know, I see you with the weed whacker. 271 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: It makes me think maybe you're an earther an Earth? 272 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: How dare you? I'm here and I'm up in space 273 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,320 Speaker 1: with Look, I came here with the job, and I'm 274 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,680 Speaker 1: gonna do my job right here in space. And you 275 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:54,200 Speaker 1: don't see people going after the physical therapist they brought 276 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 1: to space for some reason. Every job most worthy ever, 277 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:06,240 Speaker 1: I'm well, the oxygens and levels good on South sector. 278 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 1: Do you ever just think like, look, what if Camptain Mercer, 279 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,159 Speaker 1: you know, wasn't captain anymore? Would you, uh, would you 280 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: want to be captain? Well? What are you doing encouraging 281 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: and insurrectable. Oh come on, that's it's just a hypoth hypothetical. Hypothetical. 282 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,959 Speaker 1: I mean they will cut you open and eat your 283 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 1: heart out if you, you know, doing this or accessing 284 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:35,160 Speaker 1: good like a pig. Du Yeah. Coffee is ready, Coffee 285 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 1: is ready ready, that's a go on. Coffee is pouring, 286 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:50,680 Speaker 1: pouring poor, cream is low, tell me about it anyway. 287 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,159 Speaker 1: But no, just just like a hypothetical. Would you, um, 288 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 1: would you be captain? You know what I if I 289 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:05,879 Speaker 1: if I killed captain? Wait, little chippies already wanted chippy 290 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,159 Speaker 1: I've had too many chippies already. Yeah, I mean we 291 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,280 Speaker 1: we have enough chippies pack for a nine month voyage 292 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:21,439 Speaker 1: and you've been you've already like three months. Where the chippies, 293 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,400 Speaker 1: I mean that is so good. They just pop out. 294 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: That's just they're good. But there for the whole crew. 295 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:30,639 Speaker 1: Danger danger, danger, danger, What the hell is that? Danger? 296 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 1: What is that? What's going to? Cream is low? The 297 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: cream is shit? Okay, adding cream, I mean added right now, 298 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: mixing cream? Okay, jesus man, that was close. Hey I 299 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,400 Speaker 1: just mowed the Oh sorry it's you, Captain Mercer. Yeah, 300 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: can you keep it down. I've been it's just stressing 301 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: me out. Well, look, I got to mow these rocks, 302 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,360 Speaker 1: and these rocks aren't going to mow them, so I'm 303 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: so sorry. I know, Um, this is like a favor. 304 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 1: I know you're married to my sister Martha. Just talk 305 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 1: to her, Okay, just talk to her. I don't. I 306 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 1: know you're trying to get her attention by mowing these rocks. 307 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,119 Speaker 1: You're not doing anything other than breaking every single lawnmower 308 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 1: that we've brought out for you. Well, she has broken 309 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,680 Speaker 1: every single heart in my body. Captain Mercer, do you 310 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: have Well I did have to, but I was in 311 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 1: this contest. So now I'm down to one. It's look, 312 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 1: can you talk to her? You're the captain? Can you 313 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: can you order her to end this dispute? Well, I 314 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: can talk to her. I can't. I'm not going to 315 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 1: get my ship involved with failing things. But can you 316 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: please just turn that off for a little bit. I'll 317 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,679 Speaker 1: talk to my sister. That's a great point, rog, that's 318 00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: a great point. Who remembers coming to space? M hm? 319 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: So maybe we're still on Earth. Maybe we're in like 320 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 1: Burbank or something, or like to local lake, or in 321 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 1: a sound stage, a sound stage, why don't we just stage? 322 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: Why don't we just keep going further out, further and 323 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,879 Speaker 1: further to the furthest wall we can find and go 324 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: beyond that. All right, here is your two chippies. Okay, 325 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 1: because they do enlarge in your stomach? All right? How 326 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,520 Speaker 1: do you feel you'd have to explain why we should 327 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,159 Speaker 1: be rationing? We understand the rationing rules. Is there a problem? No? 328 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 1: I just have to say this. Can I ask you 329 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: a question? Where do you Where do you live? I 330 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: live on Moonbase four? And where did you? Where were 331 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 1: you before that? I was? It wasn't a tube, I 332 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: was developing a tube. Yeah, okay, you ever heard of you? 333 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: Ever heard of Van Eyes? Um? Yeah, if I remember 334 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 1: from the historical records, that's it. That was just like 335 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: a burned out ship horran. Well, I mean some people 336 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: think it's cheaper, it nicer anyway. Um okay, So but 337 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: you have heard of van Eyes? Yeah, if I remember 338 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 1: from the historical records, okays, burned out, gentle, Thank you. 339 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 1: I don't think it's that bad. I don't think. No, No, 340 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: it never was. I don't never what it never was. 341 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: It never was. No I think he heard something and 342 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,200 Speaker 1: it's just repeats. I mean you would live in Van Eyes, 343 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,959 Speaker 1: right you specifically? No, I wouldn't, but I had friends 344 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 1: technically who have and do. Uh when it was a thing? 345 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I've never to the point. I never thought 346 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 1: it was a bad place, so you would have lived there? Sure? 347 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,920 Speaker 1: Do I have to call you captain? Seriously? No? I yeah, 348 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: I mean you brought it up, so let's just do 349 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,879 Speaker 1: it and see how that goes. I'm okay, what, captain, 350 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: what do you want? Okay, okay, tell her? Tell her? 351 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 1: I said, dude, I think she should apologize. I don't 352 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 1: want to do this stupid earwig thing. It's just just 353 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: tell her. I think that you think that she should apologize. 354 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: I think that she should apologize. I'll do. I think 355 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: if you're talking to me all the time in my ear, 356 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,960 Speaker 1: it's gonna be harder for me to do this. I 357 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 1: can't hear you. I'm just making some chippies. Martha. You 358 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 1: gotta ration thos. Martha, you've had a lot. It's fine, Martha. 359 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: Tell her. They'll make her stomach expan. I mean, I'll 360 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: be the first admitted captain. Mercer is a hell of 361 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 1: a pilot. I mean, she she knows what she's doing. 362 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 1: But the odds that on a fifteen person crew they 363 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 1: would hire her, her ex, her sister and her sisters, 364 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: and there's just a lot of there's a lot of drys. 365 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,159 Speaker 1: I mean, the analytics would have told you not to 366 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 1: do that, right, And we have to go to that, 367 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: like you know, personality profile to see where we'd best 368 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: aligne with and we got each other, we got I 369 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: would kill her. I would kill her just flying out everywhere. 370 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: I'm grabbing whose many chippies as I kid, uh listen 371 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 1: before we go any further with a debate as to 372 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,440 Speaker 1: whether or not to uh have family members and relatives 373 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: and things on this particular fight, I will remind you 374 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: all of a fantastic television show in the I'm gonna 375 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 1: say late nineteen sixties called Lost in Space. And on 376 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,240 Speaker 1: that ship there were relations. It's it's not on the 377 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:26,359 Speaker 1: historical record. What isn't Lost in Space? I mean, how 378 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: how important was it really? Well, first of all, it 379 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 1: was an experiment and it did take place, and the 380 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,640 Speaker 1: show was an experiment or is that like a plot point? 381 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,639 Speaker 1: Because if you're spoiling it for us, I want you 382 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: to say that. Ye. Also, I'm lonely. I want to 383 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: bring a family member. See see what I'm saying. People 384 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: are for this, and I think in space they explore 385 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: as a family, they explore as as people who have relationships. 386 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: That's another I wish you would say spoiler alert before 387 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 1: you said they have relationships or something, because it's like, 388 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: now I'm not going to watch it. It's ruined for me. Okay, 389 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,159 Speaker 1: all right, Well, getting back to our work here for 390 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: a moment, as opposed to your entertainment time. Um, you 391 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,119 Speaker 1: took us off work by talking about you brought it up, 392 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: you started playing the show behind you. You said, let's 393 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,840 Speaker 1: stop working for a secondn't want to talk about entertainment. Okay, 394 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 1: Now that that's that. He's not a member of the family, 395 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,879 Speaker 1: that guy right there, the root. The doctor's a robot. 396 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,320 Speaker 1: Well the robot was a technician, but the doctor, fella 397 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,119 Speaker 1: is he's just like a snidy whiplash evil guy. Are 398 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: we in a simulation? This is a simulation, Steve, turn 399 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,000 Speaker 1: it off. What I can't know. I can't hear you. 400 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,160 Speaker 1: I can't hear anything right now. I can never hear 401 00:25:53,280 --> 00:26:01,919 Speaker 1: words again again. You are loved, your love. You need 402 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,880 Speaker 1: to mow more rocks, Steve. See you heard that too, right, 403 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: Let's mow more rocks. You you guys can't hear Hold 404 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,320 Speaker 1: on a second, who have I been taking my orders 405 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: to mow these rocks from? They're doubting your power, Steve. 406 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: Oh no, they're doubting my power, Steve. Have you left? 407 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 1: Have you left this area recently? This this particular? No, 408 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: look at these rocks. Where are you? Where are you 409 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 1: getting your oil gas solution for the for the for 410 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:46,399 Speaker 1: the weed whicker? Yeah, this is all a stimulation this. 411 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, your heart is a moon rock. Oh, 412 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: like all those jimmies. Ship. Hang in there, man, hang 413 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 1: in there, favor who would you? I don't they want 414 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: to make it on there? Le make it out of this. 415 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: You ate six months of hippies in fifteen minutes. Daren 416 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: we need more? Please? Don't don't need more? Captain, Captain. Yes, 417 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 1: we're all here because we are not convinced that we 418 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: are in space. And as a former protest, we're all 419 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: going to remove these helmets to prove to everybody here 420 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 1: that we're probably on the back lot off the one 421 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,560 Speaker 1: oh one. The one oh one doesn't have a kind 422 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: of capacity to get this. You can take your helmet 423 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: off in here in the spaceship. We're in a spaceship. 424 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 1: It's safe. If you take your helmet off in space, 425 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 1: you're gonna die. We don't. We're gonna prove that theory 426 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna test that theory part of it. 427 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 1: Please don't do that. So no, no, God, damn it 428 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: what I said? Are you feeling stimulated yet? Hello? Can 429 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 1: anyone else? Am I the only one alive? Captain Mercer? 430 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: Are you stimulated? Yes? I'm always you know what I mean. 431 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm always close to it. I'm always ready to go. 432 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: I'm always stimulating. That's why you're so effective at what 433 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: you do. Thank you. Where is this voice coming from. 434 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: I'm the central computer of the stimulation m hmm okay um, 435 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: Mr Long musk. But um, we're gonna have to cancel 436 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: the UH space program. It looks like there was a 437 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: horrific act. There was a horrific accident defined horrific, oh 438 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 1: ship um, and they're ahead of the final If one 439 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: person's horrific is another person's Sunday afternoon, you tell me 440 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: what you're considering to be horrific. Um, just report the facts, son, 441 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Speaker 1: don't be nervous. What horrific is that we potentially less 442 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: two point two trillion dollars. That's what's terrific. Okay. Also, 443 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 1: how did how did we potentially loss of life fifty people? 444 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,719 Speaker 1: Oh so the families of fifty people are gonna sue us? 445 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 1: And you've already no no, no, no no no. I 446 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 1: just meant like I assumed, you've meant the horrific park 447 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: with the money, not the loss of life. Okay, So 448 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: you've made some assumptions here and reports of course of course, Um, 449 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: fifty people have died. Is that what you told me? 450 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,600 Speaker 1: And were they killed? Uh? They killed themselves. Keep going, 451 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: They took their masks off, then space in their head exploded. 452 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,959 Speaker 1: Total ric This is my idea of a Sunday after Okay, 453 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: I've made high point. Yes, what else can I get? 454 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:09,000 Speaker 1: You don't tell me that everyone needs more chippies? No? No, um, 455 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: I'll take a number two? Uh no fries large right large? Yeah, 456 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: large large? Please and get that on sesame, but please 457 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,360 Speaker 1: as well you want the okay sesame? But yeah, end 458 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: of simulation. Wake up, Mr Musk? Uh uh uh? How 459 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 1: did that feel? Mr Musk? Well, it felt. Okay, I'm back, 460 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,880 Speaker 1: Mr Musk. I'm just gonna be out here mowing these rocks, 461 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 1: all right, Mr Musk, just continue to speak to the computer. 462 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,960 Speaker 1: I'm just the nurse here. I'll be cleaning up here. Okay, Yes, Hey, George, 463 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 1: did you say this? Who were disgusting with the patient? 464 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: The patient? Yeah, we're professionals here. Don't do that, your nurse, dude. 465 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,120 Speaker 1: I'm talking dude. I'm a doctor, George, My god. Okay, 466 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: just because you're my younger brother, doesnt mean you get 467 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:15,360 Speaker 1: to talks about that. Okay everywhere. You're not gonna stab 468 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 1: me with that pen. Put it back, George. You talking 469 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: about the patient tank five? Yeah, we're talking about the 470 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 1: patient tank five. Yeah. Did you guys see uh, did 471 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: you guys see the new Lost in Space? Oh my gosh. 472 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: Scene three is from patron v I p Oyste who 473 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 1: wrote Hey, Kevin Potball as well with y'all. My previous 474 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: suggestion was weird, but the same episode culminated in my 475 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: Favorite scenes so far, based on a suggestion by Mateo 476 00:31:55,360 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: the Healer. It resulted in Craig's fantastic sixty minutes shout 477 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:06,160 Speaker 1: out to both Mateo and Craig new Scenes suggestion box 478 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: of teeth? What do you got there? And uh is 479 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: that all you brought today? Yeah? I just I just 480 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 1: I just wanted to, you know, like a little low 481 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,000 Speaker 1: on cash, so I figured I should, you know, time 482 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,720 Speaker 1: to turn in the old box of teeth, as they say. 483 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: I appreciate that, But how much do you think I 484 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: can get for it? Though? Well, what we're signing up 485 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: for here is the new Tesla and you've designed it online, 486 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: which is great. Put in the hundred dollar deposit. So 487 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: today was just about delivery, and so we're gonna need 488 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: a different form of payment at that. Man, I don't 489 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,520 Speaker 1: know her. I don't know her. I don't know her. 490 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,920 Speaker 1: I don't know her. I don't know her. I don't 491 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,080 Speaker 1: know her. Never. Well, what a thing on line? Now? 492 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: It's called I don't know. I'm I can't pick up 493 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: a wampu plyer. Oh I'm biting everywhere. Man, Can I 494 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 1: get you a towel or something? Yeah, I'll pick a 495 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 1: big towel, pick up one you got all right? Fair enough? Um, 496 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: I'll you know what, I'll buy the towel. I'll buy 497 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: the towel for how many are you gonna get me free. 498 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,320 Speaker 1: How many how many teeth from your box? Will that 499 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: you be paying for the towels? Uh, there's got to 500 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 1: be about six thousand in here, So I could I 501 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,240 Speaker 1: give it just like a loose handful. Okay, So we're 502 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 1: going over some teeth options for you. Now the typical 503 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,480 Speaker 1: denture has Are you going to speak for her? I 504 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:53,160 Speaker 1: kind of have to. Good. Yeah, it's all pretty much 505 00:33:53,160 --> 00:34:00,240 Speaker 1: open wound. Okay, Okay, So typically he came out of here, 506 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 1: not her belly button. I didn't come out of her 507 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:08,200 Speaker 1: belly button, she keeps She pointed to that anathobia no 508 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: metal going in my back? Did you know the movie 509 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 1: or the story of anaesthesia? Okay, listen to the typical 510 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,320 Speaker 1: would like we don't come from royalty mom. Alright, so 511 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: the typical burn but everybody, yes, everyone's brunes in a 512 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,320 Speaker 1: fire mom. Okay, but somed you know what this is? 513 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,920 Speaker 1: This is this is crazy. You can't just keep on 514 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,560 Speaker 1: telling people from wealthy we're not. Okay, we're not. You 515 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 1: don't have anything special about us. There's nothing good about us. 516 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,120 Speaker 1: I can make you special. Let me show you these. Now, 517 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,840 Speaker 1: these are brand new. They're actually still in the experimental phase, 518 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: not typically these dentures have thirty two teeth. We understand 519 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,880 Speaker 1: you had close to six thousand teeth here. Yeah, normal, 520 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:04,520 Speaker 1: So anyway, these will bite. Kyle, I'm your brother. Next 521 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 1: time you need a hundred dollars for a deposit on 522 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,759 Speaker 1: a test law, I'll spot you the money. Don't don't 523 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: reach into somebody's mouth and take their teeth. You could 524 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,080 Speaker 1: have told me that before you. Why don't you tell 525 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: this is on you? Now? Why didn't you tell me 526 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: this book? I could have borrowed a hundred dollars you know, 527 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people is six thousand teeth. Do 528 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: you know how long it took to find an online 529 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,479 Speaker 1: conversion website for teeth to dollars? You could have told 530 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 1: you could have seen. I'm googled. I'm googling teeth to 531 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: dollars right now. There's dollars give you can you can 532 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 1: you get? I know a lot of people think gold 533 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: is where to put your money, but that's dumb as hell. 534 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,399 Speaker 1: You want to put your money in teeth. Everybody's got teeth. 535 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: They're just a little bones, and those little bones to 536 00:35:53,560 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: make enough of them teeth. But I have a mouthful 537 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 1: of teeth. I'm gonna leave all of these windows open. 538 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm leaving all of these windows open with all of 539 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,920 Speaker 1: these ads plays so that you remember that you're responsible 540 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:15,360 Speaker 1: for six not being in mouths. Okay, But but you 541 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: can't just decide that it's it's a new form of currency. Well, 542 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,520 Speaker 1: I decided I was my own country, didn't I. I 543 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,360 Speaker 1: could do that. Then I could decide I have my 544 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:30,480 Speaker 1: own currency. Now, if you'll excuse me, you were trespassing 545 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,840 Speaker 1: on sovereign soil, Jen Arlens, I brought you here for 546 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: a very specific reason. It seems that the Nation of 547 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 1: Kyle has a rasource that we all need, and that 548 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:47,400 Speaker 1: is teeth. When you see you're putting a kettle on no, 549 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:55,240 Speaker 1: I said teeth. Do we need teeth? We need teeth 550 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,600 Speaker 1: because we need to chew. Now we go, we all go. 551 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking to crawl the table. Looks like we've all 552 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: got well, we're brash. Why don't we don't all have 553 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,200 Speaker 1: all of them? Thank you? I think we've proven they're 554 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,440 Speaker 1: not all necessary. Haven't we all them? Teeth? Maybe, but 555 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,920 Speaker 1: maybe not, maybe some teas I have an ability to unlock. 556 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:24,200 Speaker 1: Thank you, I said teeth. I specifically said teeth. You 557 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 1: may be but you're swallowing the last couple of letters. There, mate, 558 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: Maybe if I had some teeth in the back of 559 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 1: my mouth, I wouldn't swallow my tongue. There we are, there, 560 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,960 Speaker 1: we are spot on. But our geneticists have been able 561 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: to locate a DNA strand that says certain levels of 562 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:44,400 Speaker 1: teeth inside the brain were able to unlock. I'm pretty 563 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,399 Speaker 1: sure you said brain teeth. Did everyone else get that? Yeah, 564 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: brain thing? Kyle. Let me edit your jail. Dude, you 565 00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,880 Speaker 1: broke the rules of the Nation of Kyle. Didn't return 566 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,320 Speaker 1: your book. Give me one second. Do you want to 567 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,040 Speaker 1: be charged with robbery or treason? Look, I have a 568 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,520 Speaker 1: war with Britain to deal with right now. Well, then 569 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,800 Speaker 1: I don't have time for you borrowing things and not 570 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,200 Speaker 1: returning them. Okay, what kind of time time am I 571 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,799 Speaker 1: looking at? Well, Well, it depends, it depends on I've 572 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,759 Speaker 1: got to consult the books. The rest of the people. 573 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 1: Why are they what are they all here for? I'm 574 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:31,239 Speaker 1: a z I'm his brother. Well, I've been conscripted into 575 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: his army. I've got to fight the British. He's a general. 576 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. I gotta get home, Dude, I'm an accountant. 577 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,440 Speaker 1: Well you're a general now, and you know what. You're 578 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,520 Speaker 1: gonna stay in this prison as a political prisoner, or 579 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,920 Speaker 1: you can come out and join the Army of the 580 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,680 Speaker 1: Nation of Kyle. Join the army. Yes, yes, no, that's 581 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,320 Speaker 1: not exciting for me. It's exciting for me. I have 582 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,200 Speaker 1: more troops now to fight Britain with. So here's your 583 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: monthly scion of wages. They're chippies, Yes, yes, they're chippies. 584 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: Don't eat too many of them at once or your 585 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,719 Speaker 1: stomach will explode. That's not nearly enough chippies from So 586 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,640 Speaker 1: what's the planet? US three are gonna go fight? Yes, 587 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: US three as the Nation of Kyle. Here, put this 588 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,920 Speaker 1: uniform on as the Nation of Kyle. No, actually, I 589 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,320 Speaker 1: like that. That's that's my favorite T shirt. Give me 590 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,400 Speaker 1: that one back. I'm gonna give you this one. This 591 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,760 Speaker 1: is the uniform. This one's uniform nor Yeah, old Navy. 592 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,080 Speaker 1: You know what. This is the Army of Old Navy. 593 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,920 Speaker 1: Kyle's Old Navy Army. I see you have one last question. 594 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,680 Speaker 1: You know what? You know? What do you want to 595 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: was the T word? I'm about to say the tea word? 596 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,200 Speaker 1: Am I about to see? Trees? No, no, no, no, no, no, 597 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:50,120 Speaker 1: no questions. Okay, all right, now go fight Britain with me. 598 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,919 Speaker 1: Apparently they've gone in all me and a navy that bad, 599 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,200 Speaker 1: but I don't I don't know. Wow, has that been 600 00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,240 Speaker 1: ahead of us? Then? Aren't they? But the water straight? 601 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:07,520 Speaker 1: The navy is old. So gazers, come on now, we're 602 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,360 Speaker 1: some of our spies have had some information on. It 603 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,800 Speaker 1: looks like two of the top generals. Right are you 604 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: putting a kettle on? What it looks like you're pointing 605 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,799 Speaker 1: a carol on? I like some earl gray if you're 606 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,960 Speaker 1: doing that, place anyone else, anyone else at of biscuit 607 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: anywhere else. I'll go for some pearl gay nice. It's 608 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:36,480 Speaker 1: cock cockney rhyming, very good, very good, one to three? 609 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:43,440 Speaker 1: Anyone else cracking on? Good? No, that's it. Okay. Now 610 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 1: that we've inserted the dentures, I have a mirror here 611 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,279 Speaker 1: for you. Now. I just want to say, before you 612 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,319 Speaker 1: look at yourself. Uh huh. Now you talking to your mom? 613 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,560 Speaker 1: She can't. I don't know if she can talk yet. Okay, 614 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,520 Speaker 1: she's her mouth is wrapped. She's gonna look different. Okay. 615 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,520 Speaker 1: We couldn't find all we couldn't fit all six thousand 616 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,440 Speaker 1: other dentures in there. What just go with me here 617 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 1: for a second. Let me start unraveling this gause. It's 618 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: still your mom. It's still the same old person, right, 619 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,480 Speaker 1: the one who loves you, the one who gave birth 620 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,279 Speaker 1: to you. She's still there. Yeah, I don't think teeth, James. 621 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,160 Speaker 1: That exactly great, we're on the same page. Perfect. Okay, 622 00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:32,320 Speaker 1: Now let me just cut off this bandage, share a 623 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: lot of those bandages. Let's get this weed whacker going 624 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:47,600 Speaker 1: room that's mine. Oh sorry, Steve. Okay, so before you look, 625 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,160 Speaker 1: how do you feel? How do you feel? Oh? My god, Mom, 626 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,160 Speaker 1: it feels so strange to have just these teeth in 627 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,960 Speaker 1: my mouth. So that shouldn't it shouldn't affect the way 628 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,960 Speaker 1: you speak back A. Wow, this is a lot less 629 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,839 Speaker 1: teeth than I am used to. You know, I don't 630 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,239 Speaker 1: know if my son filled the form out right. We 631 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,239 Speaker 1: are from royalty after all, but I should have six 632 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:17,120 Speaker 1: thousand teeth in my mouth. This feels like six that's 633 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,759 Speaker 1: about right. So say this with me. Sediction is done 634 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,960 Speaker 1: with the tip of the tongue and the teeth done. 635 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,800 Speaker 1: I need your mom to say that we're calibrating her mouth. 636 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,840 Speaker 1: Diction is done with the tip of the tongue and 637 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:42,440 Speaker 1: the tooth. Okay, see, we gotta just out Okay, okay, alright, 638 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,840 Speaker 1: thank you, all right now say this say um unique 639 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:52,520 Speaker 1: New York. Listen, if you say another word, sir, I 640 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 1: will remove all of your mom's teeth and your teeth 641 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,920 Speaker 1: and tell them in the black market for a really 642 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Speaker 1: good profit. You okay, Uh, look, here is a really 643 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,480 Speaker 1: good profit. Uh. I just need you. I just need 644 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,440 Speaker 1: to take these teeth with me and uh you have 645 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,080 Speaker 1: done a great service to the Nation of Kyle today, Sir. 646 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, right, we want we need to use names. 647 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,800 Speaker 1: Don't need to use names. No names, no names, no 648 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: name names. Okay, so there you Okay, this is a 649 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:25,799 Speaker 1: really good profit. Yes, well, these are really good teeth. Okay, listen, 650 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,200 Speaker 1: I know we said no names, but you said the 651 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:32,120 Speaker 1: Nation of Kyle. Yes, the Nation of Kyle. Tell me more. Oh, 652 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,719 Speaker 1: would you like you know what? I have a brochure 653 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,239 Speaker 1: about the Army of the Nation of Kyle. We also 654 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,920 Speaker 1: have a navy as well. Okay, how do you feel 655 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,480 Speaker 1: about uniforms? I love them. You can rifle through my closet. Oh, 656 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,560 Speaker 1: any uniform you want, and you will be a lieutenant 657 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,320 Speaker 1: general in the Nation of Kyle. The thing is, we 658 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,640 Speaker 1: are at war with Britain right now. Okay, okay, okay, 659 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,640 Speaker 1: what sized army do you do? You have right now? Medium? 660 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 1: But we're looking at a double XL pretty soon. So 661 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,560 Speaker 1: you're staying in this room for growth. That's right. You 662 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,840 Speaker 1: sound like a Kaylian h Where do I say? The 663 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,320 Speaker 1: thing is, I don't remember anything before being in the 664 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,440 Speaker 1: Nation of Kyle or in the Army of Kyle. So 665 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,840 Speaker 1: how did I just wake up into it? Like what 666 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,880 Speaker 1: was my life before? That's why I'm saying this is 667 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: a stimulation. Whoa, whoa, dude, that's insane. Yeah, it's crazy 668 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 1: because I'm the same thing. Remember like remember coming over, 669 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,200 Speaker 1: Kyle said come over and we smoke this fat blunt 670 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,960 Speaker 1: and I was like, let's do it. So and I've 671 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:46,120 Speaker 1: got in that that's your first memory? Yeah, and then 672 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 1: I got there and then boom, I'm in some old 673 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:57,120 Speaker 1: navy khakis. Shut shut attention, Okay, So looking good, looking good, 674 00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,879 Speaker 1: or I'm gonna brief you with today's activities. We're gonna 675 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,280 Speaker 1: be here's training and look around, man, everybody is completely erect. 676 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,719 Speaker 1: This is a stimulation. Somebody brief, mate quick, now, as 677 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: you know we are fighting today. Yes, did you know that? 678 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,520 Speaker 1: Did you know today was the fight day? Ready to fight? Shit? 679 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,839 Speaker 1: I guess that it probably wouldn't begin. Dude, you made 680 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,040 Speaker 1: me stay up all night last night with you sleep. 681 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,640 Speaker 1: I looked at your left, okay, it looks at your right. Nice. Hello, 682 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking to make every time the people you're looking at, well, 683 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,480 Speaker 1: someone'll be coming home. What does that mean, sir? We're 684 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,800 Speaker 1: in a circle. Some of you will be dying today. 685 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,560 Speaker 1: You will be dying for the nation of Kyle. If 686 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,399 Speaker 1: you guess a number of percentage how many will die 687 00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:01,520 Speaker 1: you you're dying. You're gonna die, ship Ship. None of 688 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,880 Speaker 1: us are really going to die because it's a fucking stopulation. Now, 689 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,719 Speaker 1: before we get started, we're all just going to smoke 690 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: this fat blunt. Yeah, yeah, that's around. There you go, 691 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,839 Speaker 1: and I'll blow it into your partner's mouth and then 692 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:35,479 Speaker 1: you blown into the keep going out. That's fine, that's fine, 693 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,480 Speaker 1: it's in your system. In the next episode of Lost 694 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,439 Speaker 1: in Space, I gonna get on. We got to fund 695 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 1: these rocks, and there's our show. I don't know how 696 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,200 Speaker 1: many of my alchemists have ever seen this photo. This 697 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,920 Speaker 1: is what you know. We all know that we have 698 00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,520 Speaker 1: getting back to teeth um as babies and children, we 699 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 1: have that second level of teeth that when a tooth 700 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,920 Speaker 1: falls out, a new one comes in. But have you 701 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:14,280 Speaker 1: ever thought how that system actually? Well the answer honestly 702 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,080 Speaker 1: turned my stomach. What's crazy to me is like that 703 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,640 Speaker 1: that's a kid man. Well, it's about thought everyone was 704 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,480 Speaker 1: it disgusting because it was a child's skull. It was 705 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,960 Speaker 1: actually the stacking of teeth. There's no not seeing that now. Sorry, 706 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 1: um not so I want to I uh, thank you 707 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,440 Speaker 1: all very very much, starting with the still disgusted Caroline 708 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:49,640 Speaker 1: Coud Yeah yeah, um. We're getting some emails on some 709 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,000 Speaker 1: fanship for Carter Core and there's been some questions as 710 00:47:54,040 --> 00:48:01,960 Speaker 1: to whether you're really upset, like in general. Yes, okay, 711 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,160 Speaker 1: that's what I didn't want to assume, but said, yeah 712 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,319 Speaker 1: that's I mean, it is what it is. Um yeah, yeah, 713 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,680 Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. That's yeah, that's tracks and thank 714 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,200 Speaker 1: you very much, thank you for being here today. There 715 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,120 Speaker 1: were some laughs, we had some fun. I know that's difficult, Yeah, 716 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:28,919 Speaker 1: but I don't like it. But you uh Mark Gagliarty. Yes, 717 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,000 Speaker 1: last time we were texting, you were in uh Rome Italy. 718 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,960 Speaker 1: I was are you going back? Is that we what's happening? 719 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe, well, we'll see it. We'll see 720 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,759 Speaker 1: what romps, We'll see what up. We'll see if rom 721 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,839 Speaker 1: he gets its act together. I guess I'm asking if 722 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,680 Speaker 1: you piste off the pope enough to oh, not nearly enough, 723 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,000 Speaker 1: well enough for his taste, but not enough for mine. 724 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,800 Speaker 1: There we go. That's the correct answer. Yeah, uh, And 725 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: thank you for being here, and also folks for writing 726 00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:01,200 Speaker 1: about their love of your in house podcast. Oh thanks 727 00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,320 Speaker 1: so yeah, we got this with Mark and Howe on 728 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,240 Speaker 1: the Maximum Fun Network. There we go, and and continue 729 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,400 Speaker 1: listening to that those of you who are and please 730 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,680 Speaker 1: do give it a listen. Christol Varado, Hey, thank you 731 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,520 Speaker 1: for having me. I want a quick I wanna quickly 732 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,560 Speaker 1: shout out somebody on Reddit the Alchemy this pod Reddit, 733 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 1: Scully Cat, who seems to be upset with me that 734 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,279 Speaker 1: I don't know more about Star Wars. And then I said, hey, 735 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,960 Speaker 1: I don't know about that stuff. And then he said 736 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,840 Speaker 1: something to the effect of like or she said, I 737 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,640 Speaker 1: don't know if it's a gay girl or however they identified. 738 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,640 Speaker 1: They said, um, it's okay. You can be uncultured if 739 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,560 Speaker 1: you want cultured. So then I responded with a jar 740 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080 Speaker 1: Jar Binks quote, you know, to say, like, is this 741 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,600 Speaker 1: what you mean my culture? And I don't know. I 742 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,640 Speaker 1: just want to say, Scully Cat, I got no problems 743 00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,879 Speaker 1: with you, no problems. Star Wars is fine. I'm sure 744 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,000 Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I've seen pieces of it. I 745 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,080 Speaker 1: don't know a lot. And that's okay too. That's okay too. 746 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,960 Speaker 1: That's it. I'm just saying truce. Well, we appreciate the communication. 747 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,080 Speaker 1: I think better things come from an effort to communicate. 748 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,640 Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you for that. Thank you to everyone 749 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:14,120 Speaker 1: on Reddit, and I by everyone, I mean a few people. Yeah. 750 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,400 Speaker 1: Joey Greer, you know it. I'm on TikTok now, okay, 751 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,680 Speaker 1: God bless Jim Chum. Yep, you go check me out. 752 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,320 Speaker 1: I'm doing like really breakthrough work, real like real like 753 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,680 Speaker 1: artistic ship, and that you would be the person to 754 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,239 Speaker 1: define that it's breakthrough ship. Yeah, you know, someone has 755 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,279 Speaker 1: send Michael Angelo, I'm sure, was the first person to go. 756 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:39,880 Speaker 1: After we finished painting the Mona, Lisa go damn mikey 757 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,759 Speaker 1: Angela are we talking about Okay? I mean, if you 758 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:49,839 Speaker 1: know him, it's Mike cranky Kowski. Uh. If anyone's looking 759 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,360 Speaker 1: to increase their pop culture fluency, I'd recommend the documentary 760 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:59,480 Speaker 1: Vale Night about Val Kilmer. He's got home movie and 761 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,120 Speaker 1: video footage dating back to his childhood. And uh, it's uh, 762 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,640 Speaker 1: it's fascinating. It's really well put together. Who and uh, 763 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,839 Speaker 1: just a great look at an interesting act. We'll put 764 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: it together. I don't know, but you can watch it 765 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,719 Speaker 1: on Amazon Prime. It's so good. It's so good. So 766 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,879 Speaker 1: is Amazon Prime. Terrific people. Amazon probed them all, very 767 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:27,200 Speaker 1: very supportive, loving people. Um, all right, well that's our 768 00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,640 Speaker 1: show for today. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Let's thank 769 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,359 Speaker 1: our engineer to the stars and producers, to Doug Ban. 770 00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:38,680 Speaker 1: Fine folks that I heart media. Please be kinding. We 771 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,080 Speaker 1: each other would love to hear from you, So please 772 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,560 Speaker 1: continue to write to us and tell everyone you've ever met, 773 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,560 Speaker 1: and yeah, write a review and write uh some sort 774 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,120 Speaker 1: of comment. If you're on the reddit, we'd love to 775 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,359 Speaker 1: hear how you and Christian getting on. Until next time, 776 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,840 Speaker 1: And a football