Speaker 1: All right, here we are. We're at the number four
Speaker 1: second date episode of the entire year.
Speaker 2: My god, you're planning a fun activity for a first date.
Speaker 3: Is there anything better than mini golf?
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Was fun and they have those
Speaker 1: little pencils, especially the ones where you can drink at it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you got a little friendly competition, going a
Speaker 2: little playful flirting, and of course the windmills.
Speaker 3: That's the mood for hot Dutch style romance. On the
Speaker 3: eighteenth hole. At least you got a little fan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what happens.
Speaker 2: So how in the world did one person almost end
Speaker 2: up in tears on a whole number nine? Oh oh, no,
Speaker 2: one got hit by a flying golf ball.
Speaker 3: But the dude says it is all his faults.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna find out what happened in your number
Speaker 2: four second date update of the year right.
Speaker 3: Now, Second date update.
Speaker 2: You guys know the term double date where you go
Speaker 2: out on a date along with like maybe a friend
Speaker 2: of yours who also.
Speaker 3: Has a date with them.
Speaker 4: Yes, two dates at the same time.
Speaker 1: I think everybody knows what a double date is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad that everybody's on the same page because
Speaker 2: one of our listeners, Justin, went on a different kind
Speaker 2: of double date where he saw the same girl twice
Speaker 2: in one night.
Speaker 1: He went on two dates in one night. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, double date exactly, it's.
Speaker 1: Av second date update, and then we'd be too close
Speaker 1: to that, So okay, we'll go with your Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's a different twist on the term.
Speaker 2: And I'm just curious after dates there you go, Justin,
Speaker 2: what did she say when you snuck up behind her?
Speaker 3: She was trying to get into her car.
Speaker 1: Joking.
Speaker 5: I think it didn't really work out that way.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you double date differently than I do, so
Speaker 2: I guess start from the beginning of your first part
Speaker 2: of the date.
Speaker 3: What's this girl's name?
Speaker 5: Her name is Tracy?
Speaker 1: Okay, and how do you arrange the first hangout?
Speaker 5: We actually met on him Jan We had been chatting
Speaker 5: for a while and then we decided to go out
Speaker 5: play mini golf, something that we both were into, and uh,
Speaker 5: you know, it's kind of interactive. It's easy.
Speaker 2: I apologize for my female host, she's not really a
Speaker 2: fan of fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's just often people don't describe themselves as into
Speaker 1: mini golf. You know what I mean, like, you do it,
Speaker 1: but you're not in it.
Speaker 4: You throw the idea out and people go, oh, that
Speaker 4: sounds fun, but no one it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I did nine rounds last week.
Speaker 3: I'm so ready for.
Speaker 5: Justin.
Speaker 2: Would you like to apologize for the way that you
Speaker 2: worded that to us?
Speaker 5: I guess when I brought up the idea, she was
Speaker 5: into it.
Speaker 3: I was, yeah, we get it, we got it just
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just going to make this as difficult as possible,
Speaker 2: so keep going.
Speaker 3: We'll keep roasting you perfect.
Speaker 5: So we had a good time. Honestly, we like played
Speaker 5: for a while. At one point I decided to play
Speaker 5: a joke on her. So when she turned around to put,
Speaker 5: I hid behind one of those take mountains that they have,
Speaker 5: and I was back there for a bit and she
Speaker 5: was calling my name.
Speaker 6: You hit?
Speaker 5: I heard her say, Did I seriously just get ditched
Speaker 5: again on a date?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 3: That's what I heard? Sad, what has happened to her before?
Speaker 1: You can't jump out and yell surprise after she says.
Speaker 3: That out loud, Yeah, now you actually have to leave?
Speaker 3: Did you hear him leave? Like right away? So what
Speaker 3: would you do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I felt really bad, but I was having fun,
Speaker 5: so I just kind of came out and surprised her.
Speaker 5: She definitely was a bit put off at first, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 5: but she started laughing regardless. I think it was a
Speaker 5: funny moment.
Speaker 1: She was angry and embarrassment, it was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, she must have been really relieved to find
Speaker 2: out that she wasn't actually getting ditched. So the only
Speaker 2: place for the state to go is up from here.
Speaker 4: In your defense, bro, you didn't know that she had
Speaker 4: been left on dates before, and you weren't trying to
Speaker 4: trigger anything.
Speaker 3: You were just having fun. Is funny regardless, It was
Speaker 3: a good attempt.
Speaker 5: So yeah, Like, it wasn't really like that thought out.
Speaker 5: It's kind of was in the moment type of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she did finally laugh about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, after she stopped crying. She laughed about it.
Speaker 3: Oh she was crying.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh your sense of humor, it's it's even darker than mine.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So was that like the middle of the night or
Speaker 1: did you have a lot of hangout time after that?
Speaker 5: So after that, we ended up going back to her
Speaker 5: apartment and we hung out we had some drinks, and
Speaker 5: towards the end, she was a bit tired to have
Speaker 5: a long day, so we just kind of wrapped things
Speaker 5: up and we planned to see each other again. So
Speaker 5: I went outside. I get to my car, and I
Speaker 5: realized someone slashed my caire.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh god? What maybe that she was branking
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 1: Slash your tired? Do you have like a crazy X
Speaker 1: or something else?
Speaker 5: Because that's like serious, No, not that I know of,
Speaker 5: So this was random, I guess. So I didn't know
Speaker 5: who it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, she could have a crazy X too. Oh
Speaker 1: I feel like that in the driveway, but hopefully not.
Speaker 1: What was it like going back to her door and
Speaker 1: telling her what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, First off, she didn't really live in the greatest neighborhood,
Speaker 5: so at that point it was kind of like, I
Speaker 5: need to kind of get out of here, and I
Speaker 5: didn't want to wait on the sidewalk for triple A
Speaker 5: or whatever, so I went back there. I mean, she
Speaker 5: was shocked that it happened, but like she invited me
Speaker 5: back in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet she felt so bad. I mean, even
Speaker 1: though it's not her fault, right, Like whenever somebody comes
Speaker 1: over to my house, and something bad happens in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, there's someone in my apartment
Speaker 1: parking garage. Yeah, like so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so does that mean that you ended up staying
Speaker 3: the night at her place?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh, silver lining, but I stayed on the couch.
Speaker 5: I didn't like standy can bet or anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, was everything okay? The next morning between you two?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Actually, so the next morning, Triple A came. While
Speaker 5: we're waiting for them to change my tire or whatnot.
Speaker 5: We had orange juice split a bagel. It was nice. Actually,
Speaker 5: is this.
Speaker 4: The second date?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think him going back into her in the same
Speaker 2: night that would be the double version of the dates.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I mean, guys, I even got a quick kiss
Speaker 5: too far I left, so I definitely think it ended on.
Speaker 1: A high orange dude, and you didn't have a toothbrush
Speaker 1: with you, so that says a lot that she would
Speaker 1: give you a finger.
Speaker 3: One orange.
Speaker 5: Okay, we weren't going full throttle, but I got a kick.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was a mouth kiss then, yeah, well it
Speaker 2: could be like, oh I feel bad for you forehead
Speaker 2: sort of kiss. Where were you guys thinking? I know
Speaker 2: you guys, I need to go like wash my brain out.
Speaker 3: Of whatever thoughts.
Speaker 1: Problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're poisoning me.
Speaker 2: And once we're all fresh and clean, we'll come back
Speaker 2: and do a very clean version of a second date update.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't promise that, but fingers crossed, I'm
Speaker 2: hoping keep it clean.
Speaker 3: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, our listener Justin had his
Speaker 2: first date end with his car tire randomly getting slashed.
Speaker 3: So we know he lives in a Lexus's neighborhood, but.
Speaker 1: Our cars get stolen, all four tires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this specific incident happened outside of his date's apartment,
Speaker 2: so he kind of turned it into hey, it's kind
Speaker 2: of late for me to get a toe right now,
Speaker 2: so is it cool if I stayed the night and
Speaker 2: he did. He even got a kiss the next morning.
Speaker 2: But ever since then, his date, Tracy seems to be
Speaker 2: avoiding him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is strange.
Speaker 4: I mean, was a quickpeck that bad?
Speaker 1: Like I said, he didn't have a toothbrush, so maybe
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 6: Justin.
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 2: Is there anything that's going through your mind for why
Speaker 2: Tracy's avoiding you?
Speaker 5: I mean, I can't really think of it. I liked her,
Speaker 5: I thought it was a great date. Unless it was
Speaker 5: like the mini golf situation. I don't know, because.
Speaker 2: You tried to prank her at the mini golf course
Speaker 2: by hiding behind a mountain for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not for a second. She thought that she got
Speaker 1: ditched again, do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Just long enough for her to shed tears.
Speaker 1: Although it did sound like you guys recovered because you
Speaker 1: didn't go back to her place she invited you there.
Speaker 1: So maybe there's just maybe there's just some simple misunderstanding
Speaker 1: we're going to fix.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, on this show, it's always like a simple
Speaker 2: reason and easy misunderstanding.
Speaker 3: It never gets weird.
Speaker 1: There's the first time for everything, Jeff, and I am
Speaker 1: an optimistic person. Oh, alexis I am?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's just dial Tracy and see if she answers?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey is this Tracy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? This is Tracy?
Speaker 3: Hey, well I.
Speaker 1: Know she is, isn't she?
Speaker 3: Good morning? And this is j Sorry Jeff, do your job, bro,
Speaker 3: we're a whole show.
Speaker 2: I was gonna let you guess a few times. But game, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you don't want to play the game, I guess
Speaker 2: we're a radio show.
Speaker 3: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: We don't need to go through all the inns you
Speaker 1: want to say you are before. I'm just tell her
Speaker 1: why we're okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're not doing that. We're not doing the fun
Speaker 2: version of this segment today. We're doing the straight down
Speaker 2: to business version where we ask you, why aren't you
Speaker 2: calling back our friend justin after you went on a
Speaker 2: date with him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I had to explain the segment first.
Speaker 3: You don't want to have fun with you.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to tear the band aid off like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, put the band aid back on. We're doing a segment.
Speaker 2: It's a fun one called second Date Update. Did you
Speaker 2: hang up Tracy the.
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, sorry, you know what?
Speaker 3: Jeff lost another one.
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't be asking any more questions, brook Brook
Speaker 2: asked or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we heard that you went on a date.
Speaker 1: Now I forgot the guy's face.
Speaker 6: I should not be talking to him anymore. I don't
Speaker 6: know how much you know, but there are some really,
Speaker 6: really sketchy things that happened that night.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Whoa to him?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't condone people hiding behind mountains and
Speaker 2: acting like they ditched you mid date.
Speaker 3: If that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. He tell us about the mini golf incident.
Speaker 6: Thought, that's not what I'm talking about. I felt like
Speaker 6: I was lied to.
Speaker 1: Did you catch him in a lie you're saying?
Speaker 6: Or I caught him in a lie? Oh that's why
Speaker 6: I've not been calling him back.
Speaker 3: Okay, does he know about this?
Speaker 5: Because he doesn't know that.
Speaker 1: I know he doesn't know that. You know, Oh.
Speaker 6: He knows what he did, but he doesn't know that
Speaker 6: I know what he did.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to call him out? I mean, that's
Speaker 1: what people tend to want to do when someone lies
Speaker 1: to them. You want to be like you No.
Speaker 6: He left the next morning, and a couple hours later,
Speaker 6: my apartment manager said he wanted to talk to me,
Speaker 6: and I was really confused because he's never wanted to
Speaker 6: talk to me about anything before, Like, I'm like my
Speaker 6: in trouble. And he told me that there was video
Speaker 6: surveillance of Justin slashing his own tire.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 6: He slashed his own tire so that he could come
Speaker 6: and stay.
Speaker 1: Yes, like I mean, it's dark on those surveillance things like.
Speaker 6: No, there was a street light right over the car
Speaker 6: and you could see very clearly that it was him.
Speaker 6: And then the reason my apartment manager contacted me about
Speaker 6: it is because you could see Justin walk up to
Speaker 6: my door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's kind of scary, n your door.
Speaker 1: This is not gonna look good right now.
Speaker 2: We got a much different version, well not a much different,
Speaker 2: but a slightly different version of that story.
Speaker 3: When we talked to Justin about.
Speaker 1: It, she has proved, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Although you can like photoshop and video edit a lot
Speaker 2: of weird, that's what.
Speaker 1: The manager is doing.
Speaker 2: Some apartment managers are sketchy, and we should probably literally
Speaker 2: hear what Justin has to say about it, because he
Speaker 2: is on the other line right now waiting to talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 6: That is, so he's on the other line, so he's
Speaker 6: been he's here, heard what I said.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have no idea he did not.
Speaker 6: I don't want to. I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Well, we need to at least hear what he has
Speaker 3: to say about this. If he's still there, Justin, are
Speaker 3: you are you there?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Justin I'm gonna step away and give you the floor
Speaker 2: here so you can explain yourself. I'm sure there's probably
Speaker 2: a very good reason for why you did that.
Speaker 1: I'm very nobles, always noble, slash one's own tire.
Speaker 3: Justin go ahead.
Speaker 5: I didn't see any cameras out there, so honestly, that's
Speaker 5: on me. I guess that's your Oh my god, listen.
Speaker 5: It was probably one of the best states I had
Speaker 5: in a really want time, and that's why I did it.
Speaker 5: I wanted some more time together. We got hang out.
Speaker 5: The no that is, I had a great time. Hey,
Speaker 5: you had a great time.
Speaker 6: I'm disgusting. I can't believe that somebody would actually stoop
Speaker 6: to that level and slash their own tires.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if it's any consolation, it wasn't cheap
Speaker 5: and it still cost me and fifty dollars. I thought,
Speaker 5: replaced my damn tire.
Speaker 1: That's your move. Your move is slashing your own tire,
Speaker 1: like you don't have confidence enough in your game.
Speaker 6: I just didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I thought to make a great story
Speaker 5: down the line two failure reunions or wedding whatever. No
Speaker 5: one in.
Speaker 1: The history of the world has ever thought slashing tires
Speaker 1: is cute? You know, It's just it's like a story
Speaker 1: for the police.
Speaker 6: Maybe I felt really bad about it because this happened
Speaker 6: in my neighborhood. I felt like it was my fault.
Speaker 6: And now listening to this and his excuses, I don't
Speaker 6: care how much money it costs. That was really really
Speaker 6: kind of creepy.
Speaker 4: Total.
Speaker 1: It was just so manipulative, justin honestly, not really.
Speaker 5: I mean, guys these crazy things all the time, so
Speaker 5: they can spend time with girls like not that crazy.
Speaker 1: Wow, have you done this more than once?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm not a serial tire slasher, all right.
Speaker 1: I didn't say, Cereal, I said more than once.
Speaker 5: I did this one other time, and that was only
Speaker 5: when we were six months together. So it's not like
Speaker 5: I've done this a million times.
Speaker 2: One other so the last time it worked to get
Speaker 2: a long term relationship, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5: Actually, she was trying to break up with me last time,
Speaker 5: so it was sort of a different situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, you only pull this move out when you're really
Speaker 2: really desperate.
Speaker 1: Right before the restraining order takes effect. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: the type of move this is justin why why don't
Speaker 1: you feel bad? Why haven't you apologized?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sorry, Like it was okay, it was
Speaker 5: my tire.
Speaker 2: Oh, Tracy, you've heard his explanation, which was he felt
Speaker 2: like it was the best state of his life and
Speaker 2: he just didn't want it to end.
Speaker 3: Is there any part of you that feels compassion for.
Speaker 6: Him but he didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is clearly the need to mark the area
Speaker 2: better that says this area is under surveillance.
Speaker 1: If you're psycho and planning to slash your own tire, yeah.
Speaker 3: It'd be a nice warning.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: It's really really weird. And I I just think that
Speaker 6: you should have spent two hundred fifty dollars maybe taking
Speaker 6: me on on the date the next time, because I
Speaker 6: would have said.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, like buying flowers, doing normal things, not
Speaker 1: psychotic exactly.
Speaker 5: You guys are acting like I committed murder or something.
Speaker 5: I mean, I literally flashed my own tire and get
Speaker 5: over it.
Speaker 3: Guy, Oh my god, Well that's fair. Let's give him
Speaker 3: credit for not murdering on the first stid. Okay, he
Speaker 3: deserves credit for that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're looking at murder red flags right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure this is one of the player
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 3: Bar, Tracy.
Speaker 2: He's not a murderer, so ye, maybe that's enough to
Speaker 2: give him another chance.
Speaker 1: And the guy who obviously keeps a knife on him
Speaker 1: for his tire slash, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: His car it was a screwdriver, oh whatever it was.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, I think that this one's definitely an.
Speaker 3: Furniture for you.
Speaker 5: Come on, now, you're missing out listen. I'm pretty crafty, romantic,
Speaker 5: all of it.
Speaker 3: So I stole you these flowers.
Speaker 1: That's why your ex girlfriend stuck around.
Speaker 5: I mean she stayed around a couple more months after
Speaker 5: I flashed my title.
Speaker 1: So let's sweet manipulated her.
Speaker 2: Okay, justin man, look, I'm sorry, I'm not well. Tracy
Speaker 2: doesn't want to go out with you. Clearly this isn't
Speaker 2: going to work.
Speaker 1: Ever, it won't ever work if you do this.
Speaker 5: I mean you're probably fifty percent.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's optimistic, probably, And if you aren't happy
Speaker 2: with our services to you today, just remember Brooks car
Speaker 2: is the ev Subaru that's.
Speaker 3: Parked under near building.
Speaker 6: Okay, so go to that one.
Speaker 3: It's working. Jeffrey in the morning man.
Speaker 2: We got to write a book on unique ways to
Speaker 2: woo a woman.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Chapter five, gaining sympathy by slashing your own car tires
Speaker 2: and blaming her crappy neighborhood for you.
Speaker 1: I feel like we should also write a book. The
Speaker 1: title should be like how to Spot a Psycho? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Psychos for Dummies. That could be good that we'll do.
Speaker 3: The sequel, that's the sequel to this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dummies for psychos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know options here.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're gonna have so many best sellers
Speaker 2: when we're done writing all this stuff up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it didn't work out today.
Speaker 2: The good news is we do have hundreds of successful
Speaker 2: phone calls that we have done for other couples.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel we can get anyone together.
Speaker 4: There's like a tire repair woman out there who loves
Speaker 4: this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah she didn't hear the break.
Speaker 1: Yet, Okay, so yeah, there's a tire shop that loves
Speaker 1: his idioticity.
Speaker 3: But absolutely.
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