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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings that's twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the city. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Max. Yeah, this is a X Hi Max.

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Speaker 1: How are you today. I'm doing good, just doing some

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Speaker 1: workets house. Yeah, I know, I know. That's why I'm calling. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I needed to speak with you about something. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: this for again? Well, I think you sort of just

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Speaker 1: said it doing some work on the house. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you are familiar or not with the

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Speaker 1: fact that before you do any work on your property

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Speaker 1: you need to get clearance from the city and from me,

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Speaker 1: because I run the permitting department. And I don't see

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Speaker 1: any permits for what you've been doing there. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Don't you need permits for building like

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Speaker 1: a deck or something like that. Hello? Oh, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: you were talking and I sort of zoned out there

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Speaker 1: because really that's not the point. Yes, we do give

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Speaker 1: permits for decks and for fences and all sorts of things.

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Speaker 1: And we've noticed that you've been doing some home improvements.

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Speaker 1: And I also looked through my files today and guess

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Speaker 1: what I didn't find. Guess what I didn't find Can

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Speaker 1: you guess? Can you guess what? I didn't find a permit?

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Speaker 1: M exactly a permit, and I don't see a permit

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Speaker 1: from you anywhere. So I'm going to need you to

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Speaker 1: cease work on your property until we get the proper permitting. Also,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have to levy a fine. I'm painting

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Speaker 1: room in my house because I'm having a baby soon.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me I need a permit to paint a

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Speaker 1: room in my house. Yeah, well, you need to permit

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Speaker 1: to do any sort of remodeling at all. So if

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Speaker 1: you want to put a new door knob on somewhere

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Speaker 1: in your house, you got to get a permit. You

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Speaker 1: want to put a new curtain rod up, you gotta

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Speaker 1: go through me. You are insane. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with me is and I apologize, I might

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Speaker 1: have gotten a little word, okay, But what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: me is that I'm tired of people doing work on

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Speaker 1: their house without the proper permiting. I'm painting a room.

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Speaker 1: You don't need a permit to paint a room in

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Speaker 1: your house. Okay, Oh, so you do my job. Then,

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Speaker 1: so you work for the city and you decide who

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Speaker 1: needs a permit, and who doesn't. No, I paint a

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Speaker 1: house and I don't need a permit for it, and

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Speaker 1: that's what I do because I could do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Oh okay, so you're

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Speaker 1: just gonna keep painting the room in your house without

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Speaker 1: a permit? Is that what I'm hearing? Go ahead and

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Speaker 1: keep painting the room. I will be levying a twenty

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Speaker 1: five fine. Then you can expect that in the mail anytime,

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Speaker 1: and that needs to be paid right away. And okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you should bring that fine to my doorstep. All right.

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Speaker 1: You show up to my door with dad, fine, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then you can tell me about what permit I need. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Condemned. But what I said condemned. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what that means? I know what that means. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, I just went ahead and

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Speaker 1: marked your property as condemned. So good good luck selling it.

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Speaker 1: Do anything you want to the house now because it's

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Speaker 1: got to be boarded up and torn down pretty soon.

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Speaker 1: Have a good day now and better luck in the future.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna try to You're not. You can't do this, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know why don't I come down to you. When

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Speaker 1: I come out to you, I'll bring I'll show you

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I'll bring my paintbrushes. Shove them up.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well guess what, Max, what you got your permit? Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you got your permit. Everything is fine. Go ahead and

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Speaker 1: paint a way, do anything you want on the house.

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Speaker 1: What yep, just on one condition, that's all. One condition,

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Speaker 1: one condition that you do actually come do that. Because

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Speaker 1: that sounds hot. I like it. Okay, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh I should This is a phone prank. That's what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Max. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Leah set you up. Oh my god. So I guess

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Speaker 1: you can go ahead and keep painting the kid's room

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Speaker 1: without a permit. And let's I mean, you can still

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Speaker 1: come and do the paint brush thing if you want,

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Speaker 1: like I might be down. Oh my god, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,