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Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. If you're near a beach, slap that banana

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Speaker 1: and safe. It's apocalyptic, Okay, it's apocalyptics going on Louisiana,

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Speaker 1: big shows? You think, uh, anybody goes to see Joe

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Speaker 1: Rogan shows. He's doing shows with Dave Chappelle. Now, I know, listen,

419
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: I funk with Joe Rogan, But do you think anybody

420
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: like do you think Joe Rogan goes on after Dave Chappelle. No,

421
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan doing shows with Dave Chappelle. People are coming

422
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: to see Dave Chappelle do comedy. Joe Rogan is prolific.

423
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: I say this all the time. I respect Joe Rogan.

424
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't agree with everything Joe Rogan does says, but

425
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: he's smart, he's thoughtful. He funked up with this one.

426
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: He got the monster. I don't know if he got

427
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: the move variant, that lamb, the lamb, the variant, the

428
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: delta variant, the and nine one six variant. I don't care.

429
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm a fact checking what variant Joe Rogan has. Can't

430
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: expect me to fact check what the next man got

431
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: in his system from running around like ship is sweet.

432
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: When it's not sweet. You don't like masks, you don't

433
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: like vaccines, you get the monster. I hope he's fine.

434
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I hope he's good. I hope his family is good.

435
00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: I respect him. Podcast O g ufc o g extremely prolific,

436
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: but he went on Instagram and social media talking about

437
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: his experience all these drugs he's taken horse dew wermer.

438
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: You know what that means, a horse de wormer. My

439
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: mom has horses. You ever seen a a pile of

440
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: ship that a horse drops talking five six pounds of ship?

441
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: I see it all the time in Central Park, These

442
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: carriages in Central Park with their horses. There's no rules

443
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: for that. You gotta walk around with ship bags if

444
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: you have a dog. You take these tourists from I

445
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: don't know where the funk you are, santra Pe, Where

446
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: you're from Montana? From Ireland? You're walking around Central Park.

447
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: He decided to take one of the horse and carriage buggies. Cool, fine,

448
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: do your thing, charge up the wazoo. When that horse

449
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: drops one of those six seven eight pound deuce is

450
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: on the path that I walk every day. That guy

451
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: don't have to stop and bag up. Okay, when that

452
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: horse has worms, he takes this drug called the fund

453
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: Is it called babe iver mecton? So Joe Rogan gets

454
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: on their explaining how he went to the other end

455
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: of his house. Okay, most people don't have another end

456
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: of the house. Some people don't have another room in

457
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: their house. Talk about some tone deaf, dumb shit. None

458
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: of your fans that listen to your podcast have another

459
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: end to their house. They have outside, they have a bathroom,

460
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: they have a bathtub. Talking about his I VS. He

461
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: probably had a doctor on call. This guy is very

462
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: wealthy and that's his privilege. He earned it. But to

463
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: go up there and explain your situation, like anybody that

464
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: listens to your podcast has the same situation. You sound

465
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: wild on the yard, neither thumping around upstairs. Motherfucker's you

466
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: sound crazy on the yard, Joe. Some people are like

467
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: yo oh yo, you're you're talking about Joe Rogan. Don't

468
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: you want to go on his podcast? Fuck? No, you know,

469
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: funk about anybody else's podcast, the next Man's podcast. I'm

470
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: the gringo man Dingo. I missed the go funk yourself,

471
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: No funk Nobody's podcast full disrupt only disruption, top to

472
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: bottom professional podcasting. I don't adhere to that. You're going

473
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: on Joe Rogan's podcast, anybody Else's pockets and could do

474
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: nothing from me. Okay, it's gonna make their podcast look

475
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: good because I would be the best, the most disruptive,

476
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: the most honest, the most nuanced. Okay, that's what I

477
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: do when I go on other people's pockets. Ask your guy,

478
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: Billy blue Eyes, Bill Simmons. Yeah, come back on. Everybody

479
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: loves it. Come on my HBO show, everybody loves it.

480
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: I can't replace this, Okay. I came out the womb

481
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: doing this ship. Now I'm just a finely tuned disruptive machine.

482
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: Play Joe Rogan's entire thing, explaining his journey taking barbituates,

483
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 1: I you bags, I V bags of cat piss. Okay,

484
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: all the concoctions he had with a doctor on call

485
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: at his crib where you could go from one side

486
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: to the other side of the house and leave your

487
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: family like ship is sweet. They don't even they do

488
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: not even think where's Dad. They know where the fuck

489
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: he is. He's on the other side of the property.

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00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: And and that's great, play the entire thing. Hello friends.

491
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: So I got back from the road Saturday night feeling

492
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: very weary. I had a headache and I just felt

493
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: just run down, and just to be cautious, I separated

494
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: from my family, slept in a different part of the house,

495
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: and throughout the night I got fevers and sweats and

496
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: I knew what was going on. So I got up

497
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID.

498
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: So we immediately threw the kitchen sank, got all kinds

499
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: of meds, monoclonal antibodies, iver, mect in z pack UH,

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00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: Pregna zone, everything UH. And I also got an n

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Speaker 1: A d drip and a vitamin drip. And I did

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Speaker 1: that three days in a row. And so here we

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00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: are on Wednesday, and I feel great. I really only

504
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: had one bad day. Sunday sucked, but Monday was better.

505
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: Tuesday felt better than Monday, and today I feel good.

506
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: I actually feel pretty fucking good. Uh that's the good news.

507
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: The bad news is we have to move Friday, the

508
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: Friday Show in Nashville. Uh, it's going to move to

509
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: Sunday October, so that would be the new Nashville date.

510
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: My apologies to everyone, obviously, there's nothing that I can control. Um,

511
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Crazy times we're living in.

512
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: But a wonderful heartfelt thank you Tomorrow Medicine for pulling

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00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: me out of this so quickly and easily. And uh,

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00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: my love to all of you. Thank you bye. He

515
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: told you he got everything. Guys should open a private

516
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: hospital for all the fans, all the listeners of his podcast,

517
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: and all his ship and give them the same treatment.

518
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: Everything tried it all full cocktail, got the full Dick Stain,

519
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: Donald Trump cocktail. He's good, boom in and out of

520
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 1: his system like nothing because he got the full contain.

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00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: That's what dick stain. Donald Trump had all sorts of drugs,

522
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: anti freeze, gargling, drinking, cock roach spray, right, rubbing athletes,

523
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: foot cream up your nose to help get back your

524
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: sense to smell. I got a friend, good friend of mine,

525
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: got the monster. It's been a month. He could literally

526
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: pick a bag of his dogs dogs shit up, put

527
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: it up to his nose. That's how he tests his smell.

528
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: Fact good friend of mine. He picks a bag of

529
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: his dog's dog ship up, puts it up to his

530
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: nose to see if his smell has come back every morning.

531
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: Can't smell anything, and his dog takes them good ships.

532
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: I've seen him. Can't taste but Tabasco sauce in the

533
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: middle of his tongue. Nothing, chocolate, nothing. It's been a

534
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: month and this is a healthy person. Oh yeah, he's

535
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: real healthy. Joe Rogan should open up a private hospital

536
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: for all his fans and give them that same treatment. Otherwise,

537
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: no one wants to hear about it. You're living in

538
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: a world that nobody is living in. It's been almost

539
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: a week. It's called the Pivot. People are still carrying

540
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: on about Kanye West and his bumbass record, Still trying

541
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: to decode his bumass record, Still trying to make excuses

542
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: for his bumass record. Sad Sad, but but you never

543
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: listened to one Sean Price song. You say you love

544
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: hip hop? You never listened to one Sean Price Sean

545
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: p song. Miles Jordan played the first verse of Straight

546
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: Music from the Late Great Brownsville Barbarian Sean Price, M'm

547
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: trying to square laugh you want to playing bust? Then

548
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: Grand Depth Auto the band with the sketch, also a

549
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Speaker 1: table detected the touch boss Nick thinking that the families

550
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: set run the ball yet beat with heads and feet,

551
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: Nig Jim Slash and the slash Jim Kelly Bingo popping,

552
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: get belly, being humble. I'm better than everybody, get hit

553
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: with the heavy shot. He ducks don't know why the

554
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: rules go jung pups can't funk with the new job.

555
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: Your bark better fight y'all walk when I'm better when

556
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: I fight, Rude Brude can't. That's that's an MC. That's

557
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: hip hop. People are trying to figure out whether or

558
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: not easy Yeah, whatever the funk this guy's name is,

559
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: Whether or not he cheated on his wife. There's some

560
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: subliminals who cares? Did he cheat on you? Are you

561
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: married to him? Who cares? You trying to decipher this

562
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: ship like you're gonna make some money, Like there's some

563
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: some bag of gold at the end of the rainbow.

564
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: Second verse from Straight Music, Please some of the nicest

565
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: nigger ridden the game. His friends the song window did

566
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: the freshman, and I saw loser spitting the rowers and

567
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: think it's frosts like John Clawton, braud slops, the East

568
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: Coast stinkers, West Coast stinkers, most stickers. With the sket

569
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: I'll make you mad. You're living fun with Shan Franks.

570
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: That's a bad decision. I was once fussed up from

571
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: the ash. I've written a lot of fights. Someone's got

572
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 1: slashed in prison. I am under you on my head.

573
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: You can ask my heaven. This ramp is actual fact,

574
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: that's written. I would fucking dick up, but if cash

575
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: is given, I would sting nigger head called it bad devision.

576
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: That's fucking shot pete. Anyway, football is coming up. Okay,

577
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: football is starting next week. NFL football is starting on Thursday.

578
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: That's that's great. We got the Super Bowl champion Tampa

579
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers going against dem Boys, the Dallas Cowboys next Thursday.

580
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: Al right, next Thursday. It is going down. It is

581
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: going down. I can't wait. You know, I was gonna

582
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: do the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast NFL predictions, but

583
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save it for next week, Okay,

584
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: because next week is when it really really pops up

585
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: and pops off. This is just another masterpiece. Sometimes I

586
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: just have to pat myself on my back for being

587
00:42:50,840 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: able to do it. Podcast after podcast after podcast after

588
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: disruptive podcast. Um, what more can I say? To quote

589
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: the great Jay z A Jigga Man s Dot Carter,

590
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: came Saw disrupted, came Saw disrupted. I'm done. I want

591
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: everybody to have a great Labor Day weekend. Okay, if

592
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: you're listening to this past Labor Day weekend, I want

593
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: everybody to discontinue, to stay safe, stay saying, and enjoy

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00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: enjoy it all while you can enjoy your health, enjoy

595
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: the weather, okay, enjoy your life to the best of

596
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: your ability. Wall you can. Miles Jordan Ak the Bleach Brothers.

597
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 1: Take me out of here with something real nice boom.

598
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: Take me out of here with something real proper boom.

599
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: But most importantly, and this puppy and this I Am

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00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: Rappaport Museum quality episode with something something really loud, in

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00:43:54,239 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: something really funky giant Rappaport Stereo podcast. I'm Mountain, and

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Speaker 1: and and and and and