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Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from

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Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even

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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated

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Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar.

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Speaker 1: How there's a bar made? Dare good looking young lady

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Speaker 1: see serving me? Joey, Hey, what would you like? I

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Speaker 1: usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini,

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Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go

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Speaker 1: I give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That

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Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization, check out episode three

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger show. I want you

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Speaker 1: to imagine something. You are holding a rifle in your hands.

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Speaker 1: You have been in heavy, heavy combat with your friends.

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Speaker 1: You've seen men die, You've killed men. It's been days

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Speaker 1: of everything that comes with combat, the sounds, the screams,

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Speaker 1: could you do it? Probably? Yes, I'm assuming that answer

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Speaker 1: is almost universally yes, I would hope. So, now, could

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Speaker 1: everything I just described was taking place? But in one

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Speaker 1: a little baby. Now, what could you do. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a minute. America's history is awesome,

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Speaker 1: an interesting, and an enjoyable contradiction. Again, I'm not one

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Speaker 1: of these people and will never be one of these

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Speaker 1: people who looks at America as some inherently evil, imperialist place.

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Speaker 1: That's a bunch of crap, especially for a major country

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Speaker 1: It doesn't You can talk about reality. You can talk

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Speaker 1: about reality and love your country. It's a wonderful place.

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Speaker 1: We're all blessed to live here. But today's story gets really,

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Speaker 1: really interesting. It gets interesting for a couple different reasons.

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Speaker 1: But similar to the other day when we were talking

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Speaker 1: people I generally root for, I generally will relate to

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Speaker 1: And when I say people I generally root for, I

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. You're welcome. Hopped in my truck this morning,

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Speaker 1: Go get them, start and join it. So you need

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Speaker 1: It's Friday. It's the nast doctor Jesse. Friday. I should

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Speaker 1: If you have any questions. America has always always struggled

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Speaker 1: colonizing things. And again, I know you're idiot. History teacher

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Speaker 1: their war of independence with them, chucks them off. Spain

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Speaker 1: that's right, Chris the Protectorate. Yes, we're just gonna we're

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Speaker 1: don't worry, We're not fighting against you. What's that? There's

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Speaker 1: You're welcome well religiously and I don't understand this. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a bosom, so I'm not going to pretend to religiously.

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Speaker 1: That was a real problem for them. They viewed that

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Speaker 1: as being kind of an affront to God to pay

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Speaker 1: get a hold of your home title. It's nothing for

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Speaker 1: them to get a real looking signature of yours on it,

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Speaker 1: pay back. Not only is that real, it's sweeping the

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Speaker 1: from disaster. Chris is over here saying he still thinks

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Speaker 1: Cuba is the better option. Not just because you think

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Speaker 1: the women are hot, Chris, which I mean, let's be

447
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Speaker 1: honest there, don't distract me right now, Chris, dang it.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the situation on the ground in the Philippines.

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00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: It's not all bad. Yes. The governor slash general and

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Speaker 1: charge charge the American governor's last general. His name was Wood.

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00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: He was an idiot. He's at the end of a

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00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: long kind of distinguished but if you dig into it,

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00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: you find out it was mostly a scam. Military career.

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt, Secretary of the Navy at this time, loved

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Speaker 1: him though so kind of gives him this cherry new post.

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Speaker 1: Hey be the governor general of the Philippines. I mean

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00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: when I say scam, the guy has a medal of honor,

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00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: and nobody can really describe how he got it. Chris

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00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: is acting horrified over there, like it happens, buddy. These

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00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: officers put themselves in for the most absurd medals all

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Speaker 1: the time. Military's no different than anyone else. And I'm

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00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: not indicting our military. That's the military, no different than

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00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: anywhere else. Bunch of politicians and scammers everywhere you go.

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00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: Isn't it like that at your job? Don't think that

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00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: goes away in the military anyway. Guy gets over there,

466
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: total idiot. And what year are we talking about here?

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00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Nineteen hundred? Right, it's not the year nineteen hundred. By

468
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: the way, I'm just giving you approximate dates. You're nineteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: What are we just come fresh off of doing in

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Speaker 1: the year nineteen hundred? Anybody anybody know any conflicts that

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Speaker 1: were going on in America the late eighteen hundreds, mid

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Speaker 1: to late eighteen hundreds. Yeah, the Indian Wars. Remember how

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Speaker 1: all these eras merge together. We're talking just post Civil War,

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Speaker 1: just post Indian Wars. There were veterans of the Civil

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Speaker 1: War that fought in the War in Cuba, the Spanish

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Speaker 1: American War for the Confederates and Union. They're all in

477
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: the American Army now that's that close, that close. And

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00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: Governor slash General Wood in the Philippines had a the

479
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: only good Indian is a dead Indian mindset, which can

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00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: make life really tough for the Americans and make life

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00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: really tough for the Muslim Moros. But he had a

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Speaker 1: real benefit. He had a man, maybe you've heard of him,

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Speaker 1: by the name of Hugh Scott, underneath him, Hugh Scott

484
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 1: had a much, much, much smarter plan. No, let's work

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Speaker 1: with them. That's slowly integrate our culture with their culture.

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00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: This doesn't have to be openly hospital hostile. Let's work

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Speaker 1: it out. We'll work it out. Now. Who as if

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00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: this would have worked in the long run, Because I

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Speaker 1: forgot to also tell you the Moros were slave traders.

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00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: You can imagine in America the anti slavery sentiment runs deep.

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Speaker 1: As much as someone wants to tell you this is

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Speaker 1: a slavery nation. No, it is a hardcore anti slavery

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Speaker 1: nation that fought a war and died by the hundreds

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Speaker 1: of thousands to make sure we would be in a

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Speaker 1: complete anti slavery nation. Slavery slave trading was a big

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Speaker 1: issue for US. It was viewed as non Christian, big

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Speaker 1: issue now, this is fine. Hugh Scott has everything worked out,

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00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: he has tensions eased, and for whatever reason I don't know,

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Speaker 1: he has a four month leave scheduled for himself back

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Speaker 1: in the United States of America. And isn't it amazing?

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00:37:53,320 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing how often one little thing that nobody

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00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: could see coming, one little thing causes dramatic shifts in

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Speaker 1: the world, causes loss of life. Who would have thought?

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00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: Who would have known at the time, this man, Hugh

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00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: Scott was the only thing keeping some kind of a

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Speaker 1: piece in the South Philippines. Hugh Scott takes off on

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Speaker 1: his leave. We don't know. That's what's funny about this.

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00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened as soon as he left,

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00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: but it must have gotten real, real bad, real quickly,

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Speaker 1: and people are guessing that it was all this General

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Speaker 1: Wood's fault. I'm sure he started acting like an idiot

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Speaker 1: the second Hugh Scott was gone, trying to slap around

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Speaker 1: these people who don't get slapped around, trying to be

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Speaker 1: king heavy hands. And then General Wood, governor would finds

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Speaker 1: out some pretty devastating news for him. You see, there

516
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Speaker 1: were rumors, confirmed reports. However, you want to put it

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Speaker 1: that he was mentally on the decline getting up there

518
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: in years. Who knows, you know, I mean they didn't.

519
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 1: We didn't know as much about things like Alzheimer's dementia

520
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: back then, and I don't know what he was going through.

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00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: But they didn't have telephones, emails and text messages, and

522
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: word had already got back to DC that this guy

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00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: might not be okay. So Teddy Roosevelt, remember, has his

524
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: body and he needs a solution. Can't humiliate the man.

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00:39:46,760 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Hang on. Slept like a baby again last night and

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Speaker 1: the night before that, and the night before that and

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Speaker 1: the night before that. You can too. If it sounds

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Speaker 1: like I'm rubbing it in, I'll be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: I am rubbing it in. I'm rubbing it in though,

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Speaker 1: because I want you to experience the change that I've

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Speaker 1: been able to experience. When you start sleeping eight hours

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Speaker 1: every single night with EBB sleep, it changes everything. My

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Speaker 1: blood pressure has gone down. Go to tryeb dot com,

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse and just look at what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's a wearable device. It's not sleeping pills. It's not

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Speaker 1: some weird mouthpieces you're choking on it. It falls out

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Speaker 1: half the time it goes on your forehead. It applies precise,

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Speaker 1: continuous cooling to your forehead, putting you asleep and keeping

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Speaker 1: you asleep. Go to tryeb dot com slash Jesse. That's

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Speaker 1: try ebb dot com slash Jesse. Use the promo code

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Speaker 1: Jesse twenty five bucks off. Remember we talked about this

542
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: in an earlier show that generals, once you get way

543
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: way up there, you really have a lot of power.

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00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: You can retire if you want. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: do things you don't want to do. You retire with

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Speaker 1: a cushy salary and enjoy your life. And if you

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Speaker 1: have friends in high places, and many generals do, you

548
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: can get a retirement without a retirement. There are so

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Speaker 1: many cherry gigs in the military. For the guy who

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00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: knows a guy manning a detachment somewhere tropical paid for

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00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: base housing. There are just a lot of assignments in

552
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: a big military that can treat you real, real nice.

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00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: And Leonard Scott, friend of Teddy Roosevelt, gets one of those.

554
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: Only Leonard Scott wants one more taste of glory before

555
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Speaker 1: he goes hang. On the Jesse Kelly Show, This is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly show Governor Wood. General Wood is about

557
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:38,479
Speaker 1: to be reassigned. Doesn't have a choice in the matter.

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00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 1: Lucky's not being retired, but he wants to put down

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00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: this Morrow anger and finish off what he started in

560
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: South Philippines before he goes, so he decides he's going

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Speaker 1: to go on the offensive. Now by this point, the

562
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: tensions had risen to such a level, such a level

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Speaker 1: that nine hundred, eight hundred, a thousand, we don't know

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Speaker 1: the numbers of these Morrows men, women and children had

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Speaker 1: decided to hold up on a mountain called bud Daho.

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Speaker 1: Bud Daho is jungle, but I mean it looks like

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Speaker 1: something out of the movies, really, And when I say

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Speaker 1: bud Daho, if you're looking it up, it's b u

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Speaker 1: d that's one word, and then da jo bud Daho.

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Speaker 1: I think it's about two thousand feet jungle plus rocks.

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00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: The summit is actually three different summits. The summit ends

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00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: up in the fog lots of the time, so it's

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Speaker 1: kind of creepy, something out of the movies, something straight

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Speaker 1: out of an Indiana Jones movie. And there's a huge

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Speaker 1: crater up there, a crater where the Moro people had

576
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: historically taken refuge when they were under heavy, heavy attack.

577
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 1: They hold up up there, and Wood has a choice

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00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: to make. Now he can let them go. He can

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Speaker 1: surround the mountain and starve them out because because it's

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Speaker 1: the jungle, there's plenty of water, but there's not enough

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Speaker 1: food for them. So he can just simply surround the

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Speaker 1: mountain and wait for them to come down when they're hungry,

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Speaker 1: or he can go after them. Nobody with half a

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Speaker 1: brain would choose to go after them in that environment.

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Speaker 1: It's very, very difficult just to get up there. Plus

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Speaker 1: it's men, women and kids. Plus what are you trying

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00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: to accomplish. It's just nobody in their right mind would

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Speaker 1: go after them. But remember, we're not dealing with a

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Speaker 1: man who's in his right mind, and we're dealing with

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Speaker 1: a man who's about to be replaced. He doesn't have

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Speaker 1: time to lay siege to the mountain. We are on

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Speaker 1: a time crunch here. Plus, this is very much a

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Speaker 1: human being and I'm not indicting him for this because

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00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: a lot of people thought like this at the time.

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Speaker 1: This is not a human being who viewed these people

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Speaker 1: on the mountain as equal to Americans, equal to white people.

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00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: These are dirty Asian savages who will obviously be pacified

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Speaker 1: in five seconds once they see American might. He decides

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Speaker 1: you're going up up into a rocky jungle mountain that

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00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: they know like the back of their hand. You don't

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Speaker 1: where they live, and they know you're coming. They know

602
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Speaker 1: you're coming. They have fortifications. They're called kadas. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about remembering that, just no. It's kind of like a

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00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: little mini wooden fort little mini wooden walls. Now, these

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00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: people don't have a chance at all because they don't

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00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: have crap for equipment. They have, I mean, they have muskets,

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00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: some decent rifles, but lots of them have swords. Not

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00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: making that up. Swords and spears. You want to talk

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Speaker 1: about a real clash like you'd imagine between a modern

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Speaker 1: power and you know, like an Indian tribe, this would

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00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: be a great example of it. They had these things

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Speaker 1: called land tacas la ntaka land tacas. You can look

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Speaker 1: them up. Remember, these people are pirates. If you look

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00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 1: up lantaca, it's exactly what you'd imagine a pirate would use,

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00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: and it's where they use them. It's essentially picture a thin,

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Speaker 1: very thin miniature cannon that would sit on top of

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Speaker 1: a pole of a naval vessel. It's a deck gun,

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00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: pull up next to another ship. Blast away. And they

619
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: weren't always shooting your official ammunition. You can load them

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Speaker 1: up with anything and it'll shoot, so they'd stuff them

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Speaker 1: full of raw. I know they're very cool, aren't they, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I totally want one. Look them up Lantaca, l A

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Speaker 1: N TAK. They're really cool. And they had those and

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Speaker 1: like I said, you don't need afficial ammunition. You need

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Speaker 1: some explosives, and you need some rocks, twigs, whatever stuffing

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00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: in there and blast away. Now, this is not going

627
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: to stand up against American firepower, obviously, you don't want

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Speaker 1: to get hit by one. They had these. Man we'll

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Speaker 1: get to that in a second suicide guys. But before

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Speaker 1: that day of the battle, Americans look up, tell me

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Speaker 1: this wouldn't be creepy, and they see the summit lined

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of red flags, red war flags, and

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Speaker 1: they begin to hear screaming. These people were screaming and

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Speaker 1: wailing and doing war cries, getting ready to die because

635
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Speaker 1: the Americans are coming to be creepy. Right, even though

636
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Speaker 1: you're an American, even though you know you're gonna win,

637
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Speaker 1: you would poop in your pants a little bit. You

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Speaker 1: know you would, You know you would, Chris, little poop's

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Speaker 1: coming out. The fact. We start up the mountain, and

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Speaker 1: you should know, there's virtually no strategy whatsoever. We are

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Speaker 1: so convinced and rightly so, of our superiority in firepower

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Speaker 1: that we don't need a strategy, which is always such

643
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,600
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644
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Speaker 1: paths up to the top, and we simply just send it,

645
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Speaker 1: send dudes up all three. But we're just gonna go

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Speaker 1: straight up to the top. We're gonna take the path up,

647
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Speaker 1: and we have to fight our way up there. They

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Speaker 1: have these suicide guys, which I was talking about before,

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Speaker 1: and I tried to look them up. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to say the name, so I'm not even gonna bother.

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Speaker 1: I tried to figure out what exactly, what exactly how

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Speaker 1: this would work, because here's what the guys did. They

653
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Speaker 1: were half naked, they were trying to commit suicide. They

654
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Speaker 1: had a sword in each hand, and they would tie

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Speaker 1: off their appendages, like their arms and legs. It sounds

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00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: to me, I look. I tried to look into it more.

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Speaker 1: It sounds to me like they essentially tied a tourniquet

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Speaker 1: onto their arms and legs before they ran in to

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Speaker 1: make themselves harder to kill, which, yes, it's effective, and

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Speaker 1: it did work. And it was a little disconcerted to

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Speaker 1: the Americans because you're shooting the guys and they're not

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Speaker 1: But how long can you run with your legs and

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Speaker 1: with a tourniquet on it? How long could that possibly

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Speaker 1: there's no blood flow to my arms, so I can't

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Speaker 1: bleed to death. On the other end, there's no blood

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Speaker 1: flow to my arm, so again I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a little different. But that's disconcerting. They're charging, they're throwing

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Speaker 1: themselves at Americans. Americans are getting wounded. There are booby traps,

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00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: were coming up to these little coda mini forts, and

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Speaker 1: up the mountain. How do you communicate in the jungle?

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Speaker 1: How do they communicate an ancient warfare? You know, ancient rome, sparta, signs, signals, smoke.

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Speaker 1: How complicated could the communication be? I know this is nerdy,

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Speaker 1: they had to send runners back and forth, oftentimes by

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Speaker 1: themselves across the jungle mountain, risking boobie traps, sword wielding,

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Speaker 1: It took a long time. It was a nightmare. It

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Speaker 1: was a nightmare. We finally fight our way clear to

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Speaker 1: the top. We make it through, and the details of

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00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:15,439
Speaker 1: what happened next are a little hazy, and they are

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00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: very a little hazy's putting it nicely. Everybody has a

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00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: different version, So I don't know what version to give you.

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Speaker 1: And everyone has a different version for this reason. Remember

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Speaker 1: there were eight nine hundred Moros, men, women, and children

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Speaker 1: on that mountain when we send our guys up, do

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Speaker 1: you know how many Moros walked off of that mountain? Six?

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Speaker 1: What we do know is this, it's called the Morrow

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Speaker 1: Crater Massacre. I do not recommend you Google image search

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Speaker 1: it unless you are ready to see what you're going

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Speaker 1: to see. It's the one picture taken. Remember pictures were

729
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: not huge. A bunch of dirty, worn out American troops

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Speaker 1: standing over a lot of dead Morrows men, women, and children.

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Speaker 1: We know they took refuge in a crater. That's what

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Speaker 1: we know. We know the Americans poured fire, including what

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Speaker 1: was a machine gun back then into the crater. We

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Speaker 1: know the Morows, or I should say, this is where

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Speaker 1: it starts to get hazy. We think many of the

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Speaker 1: morow men were charging Americans, but again, even if they were,

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Speaker 1: what would you do? And in the end we lost

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Speaker 1: twenty one dudes. We don't even know how many they

739
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: lost because they were pretty much all dead, and we

740
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Speaker 1: just chucked some dirt on the bodies and left them there.

741
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: Word gets back to America. Initially, the word gets back

742
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Speaker 1: to America about this gigantic victory we just won in

743
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Speaker 1: the Philippines, and it hits the newspapers and Wood as

744
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: a hero and whoo hoo America baby at first. But

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Speaker 1: what we're seeing now at this time is a new era,

746
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: an era where information was just starting to get a

747
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Speaker 1: lot more available, and the celebration of what happened there

748
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: last the matter of days, lasted a matter of days,

749
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Speaker 1: and then it started to come out what actually happened there,

750
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: and Americans were horrified, horrified, and rightfully so. But this

751
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: is the part that's always blown anyway. And when I

752
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: say horrified, I remember Chris look up the exact date

753
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Speaker 1: of wounded knee where, and I forget the numbers exactly.

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00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: I think there were three hundred and fifty Sue, I

755
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Speaker 1: believe it was, and it's like three hundred of them died.

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Speaker 1: What was the date, Chris, That was in eighteen nineties,

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Speaker 1: So we're still very fresh off of wounded knee. And again,

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Speaker 1: contrary to what your idiot history teachers told you, we

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Speaker 1: didn't do wounded knee. And everyone's, oh, yeah, take that,

760
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Speaker 1: you dirty savages. I'm glad we murdered them all. We

761
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: did wounded knee, and it was hugely controversial and Americans

762
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Speaker 1: were sickened by what happened there, sickened. We're now fresh

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Speaker 1: off of that, and we start looking around at ourselves

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Speaker 1: and wondering who exactly we are because we just massacred

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Speaker 1: eight nine hundred a thousand of them Moros in the Philippines.

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Speaker 1: And you know what happened right after that, there was

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Speaker 1: a big earthquake in San Francisco, and we forgot about

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. I've been thinking a lot recently, a

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Speaker 1: on the show, think about the things we don't even

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Speaker 1: talk about or have already forgotten about that are the

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Speaker 1: biggest deal in the world. We have somehow moved on

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Speaker 1: from so many major enormous news stories because because our

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Speaker 1: attention span isn't there is that it there's too much

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Speaker 1: we have fifty million unemployed people in the United States

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Speaker 1: of America. We spend all this time now arguing about

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Speaker 1: masks and black lives matter. Have you ever been unemployed?

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Speaker 1: I've been unemployed. Do you know what that feels like?

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Speaker 1: especially for a man, how much that can wreck you mentally,

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Speaker 1: how difficult that is. We have fifty million people unemployed

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Speaker 1: in the United States of America right now. That is staggering.

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Speaker 1: There's only three hundred thirty Americans. Do you know? We

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Speaker 1: for the people. You know, what's the worst thing about

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Speaker 1: And so I spend the lion's share of my time

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01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: on the phone calling people, trying to trying to you know,

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01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: let them in on my message and ultimately make the sale,

847
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: so to speak. I mean, every every fundraising call is

848
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 1: ultimately a sales pitch, and I try to convince people

849
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: that it's not about necessarily investing in me. It's about

850
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: investing in the future of our country and a vision

851
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: for our country and what we endeavor to be people.

852
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: You know, And it's tough. I mean, you've really got

853
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: to still your prior to get a lot of people

854
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 1: hang up on you. A lot of people say no

855
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: right away, but you just got It's like one of

856
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: those things, jes you just got to keep knocking on

857
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: the door and so your knuckles bleed. Man, you know, Yeah,

858
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: that goes it's like, look, I mean, look, you're yeah.

859
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard the word know most of your

860
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: life anyway, Sean, So it's totally fine. What is priority

861
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: number one for you get to Congress, or what's the

862
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: priority one? The economy? I mean, we have to do

863
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: everything that we can, I think as as representatives to

864
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: advocate for pro growth policies. I mean, the government doesn't

865
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,280
Speaker 1: create jobs, but what we can do is advocate for

866
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: policies that facilitate and create the conditions and set the

867
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: conditions for job growth. And I think with fifty plus

868
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: million people out of work in this country, that needs

869
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 1: to be the priority is protecting people's ability to make

870
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: a living, and that also means rolling back, continuing to

871
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: roll back regulations so that we have a a country

872
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: where you can start a business and be prosperous and

873
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: you're incentivized to do so. So Priority one, Let's get

874
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 1: this economy back on track. Let's protect people's ability to

875
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 1: provide for their families, and let's let's get America back

876
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,680
Speaker 1: to being economic powerhouse that we've always been. What do

877
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,879
Speaker 1: we do about China, Sean? We now have video out

878
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: of them shipping people off to concentration camps. They've wiped

879
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: out our economy. We have one hundred thousand Americans dead. Thankfully,

880
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,600
Speaker 1: the world seems to be waking up and starting to

881
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,639
Speaker 1: cut them off, but they're not slowing down. They've essentially

882
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 1: taken Hong Kong. What are we supposed to do about them? Sean,

883
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: we don't want war or we can't do that. What

884
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 1: do we do well? I mean, first of all, we

885
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: have to bring our medical production and medical device production

886
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: back from China right away. I mean this is obviously,

887
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 1: I mean, this pandemic is going to teach us a

888
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: lot of different things, but one of those things that

889
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 1: we need to produce critical medical supplies and medical Then

890
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: here in the States, it's a national security issue. You

891
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: think about how we build aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines.

892
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: We build them here with American workers, with American steel. Why,

893
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 1: because it's irresponsible. It's a great natural security risk to

894
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: let other countries do it. Well. The name is true

895
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,680
Speaker 1: for our medicine. Let's bring those things back. And then

896
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: I think phase two of my plan on dealing with

897
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 1: China is offering a great economic incentive for American companies

898
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 1: that do business in China to leave China and come

899
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,720
Speaker 1: back here. Apple Computers is a great example. We don't

900
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: want them to do business in China anymore. We have

901
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: to make it lucrative for them to be able to

902
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,719
Speaker 1: do business here. And we can't just say we're gonna

903
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: pass a law to mandate all these companies that to

904
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: come back, because China will just lock them down and

905
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: take control of them. So let's make sure that we

906
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: offer incentives to get companies back here. And Third, we

907
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: need to hold China accountable for what they've done, for

908
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: the plague that they've unleased in the world. Man Like

909
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,720
Speaker 1: here in America. It cost trillions of dollars of economic

910
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: harm and lasting generational economic harm to our country and

911
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 1: not only to us, but to countries all across the world.

912
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: We need to hold them accountable. And I don't know

913
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,680
Speaker 1: what that looks like right now, but I think it

914
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, they're the best way to hit

915
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 1: China's in their pocketbook, And I would not be opposed

916
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 1: to them paying some sort of reparations to the first

917
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 1: and foremost America, but to the rest of the world

918
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 1: for the plague that they've unleashed. What was your favorite mri.

919
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: Oh god man, this is a great question. Beef stew,

920
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 1: beef stew, those two things that would eat for dinner. Ah,

921
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: what you do with beef stew is you crumble up

922
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: the cracker and you put it in beef stew. It's

923
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,559
Speaker 1: it's it's delightful. It's actually I would feed that to

924
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: my family. It's amazing. You know you agree with me.

925
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 1: I can tell by the time of your boys. Well, look,

926
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 1: I initially was mortified when you said beef stew. But

927
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,680
Speaker 1: I will tell you I have done exactly what you

928
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 1: just described. Crumbled up my crackers and put it in it.

929
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: Drip the hot sauce in there. And if you can

930
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 1: manage to do a trade, if you manage to get

931
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: the cheese packet from one of your buddies, add cheese

932
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: and cracker. You see the beef stew. It's really not bad.

933
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: It's really not bad. Amazing. Dang it. I wanted to

934
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: hate you for that, Sean, but that's actually a really

935
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: good call. Do you remember what we used to call

936
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 1: the hot dogs five fingers of death? Right? Yes, we

937
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 1: did not say fingers in the Marine Corps. That's we

938
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,599
Speaker 1: used a different We used a different word for it.

939
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: But yes, that's exactly right. What do you miss about

940
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: being in the army, dude? The people? It's you know,

941
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: the military is just like anything else. I mean, the

942
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: best and worst thing about it is the people. But um, yeah,

943
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: I just missed being there with my troops. I mean

944
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: there will be times like where I'm sitting at home

945
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 1: drinking a beer or something thinking about, Man, I really

946
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 1: miss my soldiers man, and and it's you know, missed

947
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: the combat. You don't miss the stupid stuff to hurry

948
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,519
Speaker 1: up and wait stuff of the military, but you you

949
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: miss the relationships with the people and and and your

950
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: brothers in arms. And honestly, bro, I missed that every day. Sean,

951
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: you're going to be president of the United States. And

952
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: if you are one day, can I get like some

953
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: kind of special access. I don't want any position of power.

954
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: Nobody wants that. But am I gonna Are we gonna

955
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,719
Speaker 1: be able to hang out or is it just gonna

956
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 1: be one of these things you have too much to do?

957
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: No time anymore? I will look, I have no desire

958
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 1: to be a career politician, none whatsoever. In fact, my

959
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: entire mission in life is to go to Washington DC,

960
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: hit the reset button on everything and get power back

961
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: to the people and then buy one hundred acres in

962
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,439
Speaker 1: western Pennsylvania on a horse ranch and probably never talk

963
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 1: about anybody. I totally support you in that, all right.

964
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: All I'm asking one trip on Air Force one, That's

965
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: all I'm asking. I don't even care if you're going

966
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: someplace dirty like Italy, I'll go. You're in. You know what,

967
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you the ambassador to a rack. You

968
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: know what's funny. You're going back, bro, you know back.

969
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,840
Speaker 1: You know it's funny about that. Obviously. You know about

970
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: marine security guards who guard the embasses and things like that,

971
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: and they get and people don't know this. They get

972
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: one good post and one bad post. That's how they

973
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: split their time there. And they all talk about the

974
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: supposed bad posts being the best post because the place

975
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,799
Speaker 1: sucks so bad. They make the embassy just the bomb.

976
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 1: But you go to someplace like Greece, the embassy sucks

977
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: because you can just go enjoy yourself and Greek women. Yeah. Well,

978
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm glad you support my decision to send you back

979
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:16,879
Speaker 1: to a rack. Be happy to United States. Sean Parnell,

980
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: How do people support you? Brother, go to Sean for

981
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: Congress dot COO. You can give to my campaign, you

982
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,120
Speaker 1: can adopt my district. And we just launched our new websites.

983
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: If you want to get a complete rundown on where

984
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: I spent on the issues, that's where you can find them.

985
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:33,560
Speaker 1: Appreciate you, my man. Be good, Thanks brother, talk to

986
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:42,439
Speaker 1: you later. Chris. We need special access just for our

987
01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: own what for our own personal enjoyment? Not yes, I mean,

988
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 1: I mean obviously we'll do some good or something too,

989
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: But you want access to the bowling alley. I forgot

990
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 1: to have a bowling alley. You know it would be

991
01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:00,759
Speaker 1: sweet to look up when they put in the bullet. Ally, Chris,

992
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:06,720
Speaker 1: I need to know what other presidents have used it

993
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 1: used It was Fdr he because he couldn't use the pool.

994
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 1: Why couldn't he use the pool? Oh crap, that was insensitive.

995
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: I forgot, never mind, forget, hang on, we'll be back.

996
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,639
Speaker 1: Oh god on nat him only side of me, says

997
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. Don't listening to the Jesse Kelly show. Ebbs

998
01:14:56,040 --> 01:15:02,120
Speaker 1: sleep has completely changed my work performance. Let me explain.

999
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 1: When you're at work, you're trying to be as productive

1000
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 1: as humanly possible, at least I would hope. But when

1001
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: you're not sleeping, what's it like? Oh? I know, but

1002
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: go ahead, what's it like? Everything seems so hard. Any

1003
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,760
Speaker 1: remote challenge that comes up seems like some insurmountable thing

1004
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: because you're exhausted. As soon as you're sleeping, life seems easier.

1005
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: Work seems easier, and you are a lot more productive,

1006
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: work a lot harder. Maybe look a little better to

1007
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: the boss. That's not some dream. You can have that

1008
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: at trieb dot com slash jesse, Go get an EBB sleep.

1009
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 1: Go get an EBB sleep. They have a sixty day

1010
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:53,760
Speaker 1: sixty day guarantee. Tryeb dot com slash Jesse. That's tryeb

1011
01:15:53,840 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse. It is time to start getting

1012
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: to your ask doctor Jesse questions. But I did have

1013
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 1: to address this, and we've had this talk before. It's

1014
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 1: time to have this talk again. And we're gonna have

1015
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 1: it again after that, and again after that and again

1016
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,479
Speaker 1: after that, because I'm right and y'all need to know.

1017
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 1: You need to teach your children this too. This is

1018
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: this is the world in which we live. It's a

1019
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Speaker 1: much more social media driven world. Social media doesn't really exist.

1020
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 1: It drives. It's not just there. It is overwhelmingly influential

1021
01:16:57,439 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 1: in all the positions of power too. It's not just influential.

1022
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 1: You know, Oh my teenage daughter loves Instagram. Dude, the

1023
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 1: President of the United States, dictators, everybody is on Twitter.

1024
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:15,839
Speaker 1: It matters to them. They read it, they pay attention

1025
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 1: to it. They pay way too much attention to it.

1026
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:22,719
Speaker 1: But that's another matter. But because that is the world

1027
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: in which we live, people are used to for decades now,

1028
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: a decade, I don't know how long it's been around.

1029
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 1: They're used to getting on there and venting, getting on

1030
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 1: there and unloading whatever thought goes into their head. And

1031
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm not antisocial media. I use it, of course, I'm

1032
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:51,600
Speaker 1: amazing at it. What Chris, But people are used to

1033
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: from an early age. Now, you break up with your boyfriend.

1034
01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm so mad at Billy. He doesn't deserve of me.

1035
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:06,800
Speaker 1: Here's an inspirational post about how special I am. You

1036
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,679
Speaker 1: have a fight with your mother. Ah, my mom's such

1037
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: a witch. She's never treated me. This is like when

1038
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:23,240
Speaker 1: I was fifteen and from an early age, I just

1039
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: quit my job at Taco bell manager there didn't treat

1040
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 1: me right. Screw taco bell, family problems, employer problems, leaving

1041
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:42,080
Speaker 1: certain places, breakups of any kind, be them personal or

1042
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: professional in nature. I'm going to say this again, and

1043
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,760
Speaker 1: I need you all to hear me. I don't care

1044
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: how uncomfortable it makes. You keep those problems to your self.

1045
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: You gain ab absolutely nothing long term from unloading about

1046
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:11,799
Speaker 1: your ex wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, unloading about your mom, dad's sister,

1047
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: brother friend. You gain nothing from unloading on that employer

1048
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 1: you just left. And that is not me defending your

1049
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 1: ex wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, employer, mother, father. Maybe they're

1050
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:35,360
Speaker 1: dirt balls, Maybe they deserve every bit of public blasting.

1051
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: It's not about them. It's about you. It's about how

1052
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:52,639
Speaker 1: you look. It's about your future. It's about how you look.

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Speaker 1: It's about your future. You see, you get on there

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Speaker 1: as a dude. Dude, I hate my ex wife, Becky.

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Speaker 1: She took me to the cleaner's and took my great

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Speaker 1: silverware and the dog. And you get on there and

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01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,000
Speaker 1: you put that online, and what happens? All your buddies

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Speaker 1: show up publicly too. I'm sorry, Bill, You're right, I

1059
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:22,080
Speaker 1: always hated her. Yeah, screw her, she'll be miserable. Sorry Bill,

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Speaker 1: go prayers are sitting out for you, and you feel nice. Man,

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Speaker 1: Look at all these people that have my back, I

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Speaker 1: don't feel so alone. But let me ask you this,

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Speaker 1: and be honest, did anybody gain more respect for you

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Speaker 1: by putting that up? Did a single person, even your buddy,

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01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: patting you on the back, telling you what a jerk

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Speaker 1: she is? Do you think he respects you more? Do

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Speaker 1: you think your next girlfriend, wife, do you think she's

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Speaker 1: going to remember that? Do you think she's going to

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Speaker 1: think about that when you start dating? Oh? Good, am

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Speaker 1: I going to be next? You bet she will. It

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01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 1: got famous this last week. I don't know this lady

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Speaker 1: at all. I know a bunch of people who know her,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know where at all. Barrie Weiss she

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Speaker 1: left the New York Times. I don't expect you to

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Speaker 1: know or care who that is. Is fine, she was

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Speaker 1: a columnist and an editor there. She left the New

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Speaker 1: York Times and she wrote some scathing thing on the

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Speaker 1: way out the door, and she published it publicly. And

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Speaker 1: I know you're going to hate this, but people on

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Speaker 1: our side almost universally cheered because she crushed the New

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Speaker 1: York Times, and we hate the New York Times let

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01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:06,120
Speaker 1: me be clear about something. I despise the New York

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01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,559
Speaker 1: Times as much of them more than you do. Believe me.

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Speaker 1: I think some of the things they've done our borderline

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Speaker 1: treason us. Hang on home titlelock dot com can save

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Speaker 1: I pay my bills. I pay them all the time.

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Speaker 1: Do you pay your bills? Are you sure about that?

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Speaker 1: Because you may have a gigantic bill out there you

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Speaker 1: stolen your home title, got your signature on it, and

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Speaker 1: taken a loan out against it. And guess who has

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Speaker 1: your insurance, it's not covered by most of these identity

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Speaker 1: That's home titlelock dot com. I hate the New York

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Speaker 1: Times I don't root for job losses, but I wish

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Speaker 1: it would close buyer every employee, shutter the building, and

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01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 1: raise the building to the ground. I hate it that much.

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Speaker 1: But it's not about the New York Times. It's not

1106
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 1: even about this Baruis person. It's about yet another example

1107
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:28,479
Speaker 1: to people that they should blast their employer on the

1108
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:32,559
Speaker 1: way out the door. I don't care. Don't send me

1109
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 1: emails telling me how bad your former employer was. I

1110
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:39,320
Speaker 1: believe you. I know I'm not talking about them. I'm

1111
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:45,040
Speaker 1: talking about you and your future. I have been in

1112
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Speaker 1: hiring rooms, in hiring meetings time and time again in

1113
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Speaker 1: my lifetime, and I am here to tell you I

1114
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,880
Speaker 1: don't care how unfair you think it is. I don't

1115
01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 1: care at all. If you are buddy who is known

1116
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 1: to blast your ex employer, you have no chance at

1117
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 1: that next job. And there's something else to it. Hang on.

1118
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: There's something else about not blasting your employer. How small

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01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:18,160
Speaker 1: does your industry feel? Whatever industry you're in. I've been

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01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 1: in a bunch of them, done a million different things.

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01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:24,680
Speaker 1: As you know, feels big when you're getting into it

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Speaker 1: right ends up, especially once you've been in the industry

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01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:33,360
Speaker 1: for a while, pretty dang small, keep running into the

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Speaker 1: same people. This guy leaves that company, goes to the

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Speaker 1: other company, then you work with him again, then that

1127
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:45,519
Speaker 1: guy goes to that company. These people start dating, end

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01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:48,360
Speaker 1: up getting married, getting divorced, and this company broke up.

1129
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Speaker 1: But you know, right, you know your industry real well, right?

1130
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 1: What if? And hear me out on this, because I

1131
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:00,960
Speaker 1: get this argument a lot when I say, don't blast

1132
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 1: your former employer. Dude, it doesn't matter. I already got

1133
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:10,280
Speaker 1: my next job lined up. Hear me out. And I'm

1134
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Speaker 1: telling you this as somebody who's had this happen to him,

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Speaker 1: because I'm doing it now. What I'm doing now is

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01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:22,920
Speaker 1: my dream job. I did not get my dream job

1137
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,679
Speaker 1: till I was like thirty six years old. And this

1138
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,760
Speaker 1: is a dream never even imagined it could be so

1139
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:34,519
Speaker 1: fun and it's a blast. What if your dream job,

1140
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,920
Speaker 1: whether you have one or you don't even know what

1141
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 1: it is yet, what if your dream job becomes available

1142
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:49,000
Speaker 1: to you five years from now, ten years from now,

1143
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 1: fifteen years from now, and that person you insulted on

1144
01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:02,200
Speaker 1: the way out the door, that person who will remember it.

1145
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:07,400
Speaker 1: People don't forget things like that. What if that person

1146
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 1: is a decision maker standing between you in your dream job?

1147
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:24,400
Speaker 1: Happens all the time. Oh, I don't know. I don't

1148
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,559
Speaker 1: know about Tina. What do you mean, Bill, we liked

1149
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,240
Speaker 1: her as a candidate wife. Why don't you like Tina? Well,

1150
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:33,400
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't think she's qualified for it

1151
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:37,200
Speaker 1: when in reality, you know what he's thinking. Fifteen years ago,

1152
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,840
Speaker 1: I was on the board of that company she left

1153
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:43,200
Speaker 1: and then blasted all over Facebook to get all the

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01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:46,200
Speaker 1: pats on the back from her Facebook friends. And I

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01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:49,120
Speaker 1: read it and I was offended beyond belief. And that

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01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:58,599
Speaker 1: person just torpedoed your dream job. Dream gone. So that's

1157
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:01,320
Speaker 1: that side of it. Let me ask you the opposite side.

1158
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:10,200
Speaker 1: Tell me what you lose when you choose to keep

1159
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:21,360
Speaker 1: silent publicly. Nothing. You don't. You don't miss out on anything.

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01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:28,320
Speaker 1: You don't lose anything. So stop doing it, and tell

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01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:34,639
Speaker 1: your kids to stop doing it. Stop issues with people,

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01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:42,720
Speaker 1: especially during breakups, divorces, employer employees, separations can stay private.

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01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,639
Speaker 1: You can still exist in this social media world while

1164
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: keeping your problems prit And we're gonna leave that at

1165
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 1: that because Chris and I have been having a debate

1166
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: on the show because I got this great asked Doctor

1167
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:08,639
Speaker 1: Jesse question and I've been agonizing over it. The question

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01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:13,840
Speaker 1: is this, if you were forced to move from the US,

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01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:19,280
Speaker 1: where would you move to? Chris and I cheated a

1170
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:23,920
Speaker 1: little bit because it's such a good question. We've been

1171
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 1: haggling during the break. In effect, I want your answers

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01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 1: to this question too, and give me a reason. Doesn't

1173
01:30:29,439 --> 01:30:33,519
Speaker 1: have to be long. Give me a reason eight seven

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01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:37,800
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three eight seven

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01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,519
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three if you

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Speaker 1: had to move from the US, where are you moving to?

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Speaker 1: Or you can email it to me Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

1179
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:55,479
Speaker 1: Remember all the emails go right to Chris. He prints

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Speaker 1: them off for me. I read all of them, probably

1181
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:03,720
Speaker 1: won't respond get too many. I read them. Here's what

1182
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:06,600
Speaker 1: Chris and I came up with, and I admit I

1183
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 1: probably need to dig into this more. Here's what Chris

1184
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: and I came up with. I was thinking Poland, and

1185
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:22,000
Speaker 1: here's why I was thinking Poland, Christian nation, a nation

1186
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 1: adamant about protecting its borders. You remember when there was

1187
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Speaker 1: all that immigration or refugee stuff where they were pouring

1188
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Speaker 1: in from Syria and all the terrorists were going in,

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Speaker 1: and then of course there were bombings all over Europe

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Speaker 1: because Isis openly said we're just going to hijack the

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01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:41,320
Speaker 1: refugees and go in with them, and they did, and

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01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:47,160
Speaker 1: there were no attacks in Poland. Why because even under

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01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:50,200
Speaker 1: threat from the rest of the EU, Poland said, ah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're not taking any of those Oh yes you will. No,

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01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 1: we're not, We're actually not. So I like that. I

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01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,719
Speaker 1: like that they care enough to raise a middle finger

1197
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,959
Speaker 1: to the rest of the world when the world's being insane.

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01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 1: I like the fact they are a hardcore, hardcore anti communist.

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Speaker 1: I like it a lot. I do have some concerns, though, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the weather is. I don't mind

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01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:22,840
Speaker 1: cold as long as I have seasons. I don't think

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01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 1: it's barren wasteland cold. I just think it's kind of

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01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:28,960
Speaker 1: northern cold in the winter, probably really nice in the summer.

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01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:36,200
Speaker 1: Look up Polish weather. I'm very worried about the food.

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01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: I like a good sausage as much as the next man.

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01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:50,719
Speaker 1: Stop Chris quit I'm worried about the food when I

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01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 1: went to Europe for the first and only time. Not

1208
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:58,519
Speaker 1: to brag, what we took a European vacation. Don't worries

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01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 1: their disney. We took it. But the food was an issue. Man.

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01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 1: We went to Austria, we went to the Czech Republic.

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01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 1: The food wasn't great. What we ate all over the

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01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,000
Speaker 1: place was pizza that had some of the best pizza

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Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life. The food was not great, Chris,

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01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:25,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't great. What what's Polish food? Chris is Czechoslovakian,

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01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 1: so he likes Polish food. And again, I like a

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01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 1: good sausage. I'm concerned about the food. What is wrong

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01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:35,440
Speaker 1: with you? Chris? Grow up? I'm concerned about the food, Chris,

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01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:38,160
Speaker 1: like an idiot. Oh, I'll tell you one more thing

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01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 1: before we move off of Poland. I'm also kind of

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01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:48,800
Speaker 1: concerned about Russia. And here let me explain you and

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01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 1: I for the most part, although I know we have

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01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:54,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of immigrants to listen to the show, we

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01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:58,360
Speaker 1: have only lived in the United States of America. So

1224
01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:03,200
Speaker 1: you and I don't understand stand. You don't understand the thinking,

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Speaker 1: the mentality that goes into having an enemy, a powerful

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01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:13,120
Speaker 1: enemy right next door, a powerful enemy who hates you.

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Speaker 1: Think what that would be like. Think how much it

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Speaker 1: changes your mindset? If you take Canada and throw it

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Speaker 1: into the ocean, which wouldn't be that bad. Take China,

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01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:33,240
Speaker 1: lift it up and put China where Canada is. How

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Speaker 1: much does that change things for you? How much does

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Speaker 1: the northern part of the United States vacate because China's

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Speaker 1: right there? How much does it change for you? It

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01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:58,640
Speaker 1: changes right? And Chris is trying to tell me, but

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01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:02,559
Speaker 1: everybody hates Russia in Europe. Yeah, but everybody in Europe

1236
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Speaker 1: watched last time while Poland got spit roasted by Russia

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Speaker 1: you have days to be out of your home. Now,

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Speaker 1: that sounds ridiculous to you. And I'll admit, before I

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Speaker 1: found out how big home title theF was, it sounded

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Speaker 1: ridiculous to me. And then I found out that this

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Speaker 1: crime is sweeping the United States of America. It's so easy.

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Speaker 1: After all, how much money do they ever really get

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Speaker 1: when they steal a credit card or your credit card

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Speaker 1: number online? They're still a mind. Several times they get

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Speaker 1: Credit card company reimburses me. It is all fine, right,

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Speaker 1: Not home title theft. Home title theft. You're financially destroyed

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Speaker 1: How does it change your thinking? Living right next door

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Speaker 1: someone who hate you, which brings up Chris's choice, which

1257
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:19,519
Speaker 1: on the surface doesn't sound bad until you dig into it.

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Speaker 1: Chris brings up surprise, Surprise. Israel's where Chris wants to go.

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01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:29,559
Speaker 1: I know we're all shocked about that, but in all seriousness, yeah,

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01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:33,439
Speaker 1: that's nice. I like the mentality over there all about it.

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01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm actually reading a book right now, fascinating. Highly recommend

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01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 1: it to you, Chris, Rise up and kill first. It's

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01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:46,560
Speaker 1: called It's a book about Israel and their assassination programs

1264
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:49,760
Speaker 1: and massaid and stuff like. It is so good so far,

1265
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:51,800
Speaker 1: so yeah. I like all that. I'm all about it.

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01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:56,599
Speaker 1: But that brings me right back to my problem with Poland. One.

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01:37:57,120 --> 01:38:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about the food because Jewish food sucks,

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01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,240
Speaker 1: it does Chris. Yeah, you can put that figure down

1269
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:10,080
Speaker 1: all you want. The Jewish food sucks. Yeah. Bagels are fine,

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01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Okay for one. Don't act like you people created brisket,

1271
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: all right, everyone knows that was created in Texas. Yeah,

1272
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:22,639
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, bagels are fine. The little the little

1273
01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:26,680
Speaker 1: lacas laccas are fine. Again, you just stole that from

1274
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:29,160
Speaker 1: someone else and you gave it a Jewish name. Jewish

1275
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:35,839
Speaker 1: food sucks, salmon and all that other crap barf. Yeah.

1276
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 1: So again, the food's going to be a big problem

1277
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:40,280
Speaker 1: for me. I'm not going to eat hummus and olives.

1278
01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 1: That sounds disgusting. The food sucks surrounded by enemies. That

1279
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:51,240
Speaker 1: was my problem with Poland. Cheese. Israel has that time's

1280
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:59,240
Speaker 1: ten Chris just brought up. If you look at the

1281
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:02,479
Speaker 1: Six Days War, they can defend themselves Poland can't. Buddy.

1282
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,800
Speaker 1: Iran is still building nukes. Your country's gone if they

1283
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: get one. Gone again, I like Israel. You don't have

1284
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:19,559
Speaker 1: to pitch for Israel. I'm a Israel fan. I don't.

1285
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:23,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to live on an island

1286
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:30,600
Speaker 1: surrounded by people who hate me, which brings me. I

1287
01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:34,680
Speaker 1: think it brings me to my choice because I think

1288
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:38,200
Speaker 1: it has to be Western Hemisphere. I think it has

1289
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:41,800
Speaker 1: to be Western Hemisphere. The other hemisphere is way too busy.

1290
01:39:41,960 --> 01:39:46,599
Speaker 1: This is a lot going on over there. It can't

1291
01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:54,840
Speaker 1: be Canada. One food sucks. Two. I don't want to

1292
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:58,000
Speaker 1: say too cold because I grew up in Montana, so

1293
01:39:58,040 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 1: it's not like I can't handle it, and I don't

1294
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:04,200
Speaker 1: mind winter. But I don't want to do that anymore.

1295
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:08,080
Speaker 1: You forget what it's like until you go back and

1296
01:40:08,160 --> 01:40:10,400
Speaker 1: drive on it. I don't want to drive around on

1297
01:40:10,439 --> 01:40:15,160
Speaker 1: the ice anymore. And I've told you this story before.

1298
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:17,720
Speaker 1: I have driven on roads in Montana where you are

1299
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:22,600
Speaker 1: driving forward, not stopping, not turning, no momentum going the

1300
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:25,519
Speaker 1: other way. You're just driving in a straight line, and

1301
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:29,000
Speaker 1: your car will begin to slide sideways because of the

1302
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,680
Speaker 1: slope of the road off into the ditch. It can

1303
01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:35,280
Speaker 1: get that slippery. That sucks. It makes driving more tense,

1304
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:38,439
Speaker 1: and you're surrounded by idiots who don't know how to

1305
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:40,640
Speaker 1: drive in it, so they's drive right up behind you

1306
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:42,840
Speaker 1: and try to jam on the brakes. Well that doesn't work,

1307
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:46,280
Speaker 1: so they're always slamming into the back of you. It's like, honestly,

1308
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,880
Speaker 1: you could make a blooper video with traffic camera videos

1309
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:53,360
Speaker 1: from these places. I don't want to shovel driveways anymore. Oh,

1310
01:40:53,439 --> 01:41:03,599
Speaker 1: that's probably a good exercise. What about Mexico? What about Mexico.

1311
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 1: I know about Mexico's problems. I do. I understand that.

1312
01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:16,519
Speaker 1: I realize you're not really relying on the government when

1313
01:41:16,520 --> 01:41:18,960
Speaker 1: you're there, and see that's the biggest The biggest issue

1314
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:24,479
Speaker 1: is the government. The government is completely broken, corrupt, bought

1315
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:28,040
Speaker 1: and paid for on top, I mean, half of its controlled,

1316
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:33,240
Speaker 1: half of it's a narco state. So the biggest issue

1317
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:36,840
Speaker 1: I would have with it will be I mean, even

1318
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:43,479
Speaker 1: the cops. I personally have bribed a Mexican police officer before.

1319
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:47,400
Speaker 1: I have. It was a long time ago, but I have.

1320
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,240
Speaker 1: We we went down there in the Marine Corps because

1321
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:51,840
Speaker 1: they told us we weren't allowed to go down there,

1322
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:54,960
Speaker 1: So of course that's the first place we met. We

1323
01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:58,799
Speaker 1: get off, we get off in Mexico. Buddy has to pee.

1324
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:02,040
Speaker 1: We've had a couple of years on the way. Hides

1325
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:04,800
Speaker 1: behind a car in a parking garage, in a parking lot,

1326
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,200
Speaker 1: not a parking garage, it was open air, starts peeing.

1327
01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:10,200
Speaker 1: Of course, gets busted right away by the Mexican cops,

1328
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:12,519
Speaker 1: who I'm sure we're watching us. They come, put my

1329
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,560
Speaker 1: buddy in handcuffs, get ready to haul him off to

1330
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 1: Mexican jail. I pull out fifty bucks, pay off the cup.

1331
01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:21,799
Speaker 1: He said, no problem. It was like a business transaction.

1332
01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:24,920
Speaker 1: It's not like it was a problem. No problem, uncuffs him,

1333
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:29,679
Speaker 1: takes my fifty He says, half a nice time. Now,

1334
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:31,960
Speaker 1: that can be fun when you're trying to get your

1335
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:37,120
Speaker 1: buddy out of jail, significantly less fun if you actually

1336
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:43,240
Speaker 1: need the cops for something. Right, We probably, while our

1337
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:46,960
Speaker 1: own politics are extremely corrupt, that's the nature of politics,

1338
01:42:47,439 --> 01:42:51,600
Speaker 1: we probably underappreciate how nice it is to live in

1339
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:57,840
Speaker 1: a country that doesn't have things like that as the norm.

1340
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:05,600
Speaker 1: But if you're pitching for Mexico, it's very hot, But

1341
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,920
Speaker 1: there are places where the weather's nice because there are

1342
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:15,840
Speaker 1: Mexico is very diverse geographically, rivers and mountains, two oceans,

1343
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:24,720
Speaker 1: the ocean water perfection, the beaches, white sand, pretty good

1344
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:28,880
Speaker 1: family values. You got a real, you know, Catholic base there,

1345
01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 1: even though it's kind of a different version of Catholicism. Again,

1346
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm not an expert on it, and I'm not going

1347
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,799
Speaker 1: into it. I don't need anybody sending me hateful emails

1348
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:38,000
Speaker 1: about the Virgin of Guadalupe or whatever. I'm just not

1349
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:45,920
Speaker 1: getting into that crab. But women are beautiful, Chris, drop

1350
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:54,960
Speaker 1: that gorgeous food. Let's talk about the food. Who among

1351
01:43:55,040 --> 01:44:00,960
Speaker 1: us does not enjoy Mexican food, Dude. Mexican food is

1352
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:07,200
Speaker 1: the bomb digity. It's probably my preferred food anymore. I

1353
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:09,680
Speaker 1: had a caso fundido the other night. Is you know

1354
01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:13,000
Speaker 1: what that is? Chris? You're so uncultured. Let me explain.

1355
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 1: I go to this great place here in Houston, talled

1356
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:18,920
Speaker 1: El Tiempo. It's one of my favorite Mexico. It's a

1357
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:22,360
Speaker 1: chain and they have these different caso fundidos and you

1358
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,720
Speaker 1: pick your ingredients, like they have four or five, and

1359
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:29,080
Speaker 1: I got the one. It had spicy beef filet chunks,

1360
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:34,160
Speaker 1: serrano peppers, onions, and bacon. And what happens is they

1361
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:38,599
Speaker 1: bring it in like this, like sizzling, like mini frying

1362
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:41,600
Speaker 1: pan beside your table, and put all this cheese in

1363
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:44,519
Speaker 1: it and flame it up and melt it all together.

1364
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:49,120
Speaker 1: So it's this gigantic mass of melty goodness. And then

1365
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:53,120
Speaker 1: they bring these freshly made flour tortillas there and you

1366
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:58,599
Speaker 1: scoop this this meaty, cheesy, oniony bacony caeso mess onto

1367
01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:04,000
Speaker 1: the flour tortilla. Oh my gosh, you've never eaten anything

1368
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:06,160
Speaker 1: that good in the you're life? What are you sneering at?

1369
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 1: What is your problem? Or? Can you guys not eat that?

1370
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 1: Can you people not eat that? Okay? Never mind, Chris,

1371
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:18,639
Speaker 1: you know what, never mind, You're just too weird. Chris

1372
01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:21,000
Speaker 1: has an issue with hot skillet. I mean, what is

1373
01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:23,280
Speaker 1: wrong with him? I don't even know why I asked

1374
01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:33,719
Speaker 1: for his contribution. Okay, that actually made sense. He said.

1375
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:39,840
Speaker 1: His issue with the hot skillet is he doesn't like

1376
01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:42,720
Speaker 1: having a sizzling hot thing placed in front of him.

1377
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:45,920
Speaker 1: It makes him feel a little hot, a little unsafe. Now, granted,

1378
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:49,599
Speaker 1: that makes Chris kind of a girl. At the same time,

1379
01:45:49,640 --> 01:45:52,519
Speaker 1: I see his point because I feel it too, especially

1380
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:54,200
Speaker 1: with kids. Now, you know, when you get the big

1381
01:45:54,439 --> 01:45:56,439
Speaker 1: Fahita thing or something, and they said it on the

1382
01:45:56,520 --> 01:45:59,560
Speaker 1: plate and it's going, see you hear that in the

1383
01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:04,040
Speaker 1: radio amount of sound effects and it's going. I'm always

1384
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:07,200
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, that's really hot. And it's like right there.

1385
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:28,160
Speaker 1: You got to overcome your fear, Chris, hang on. Have

1386
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,840
Speaker 1: you ever been so confident in a product that you

1387
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:36,000
Speaker 1: told somebody they could buy it from you, try it,

1388
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:39,720
Speaker 1: and if they didn't like it in two months, they

1389
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:42,840
Speaker 1: could send it back. Ebb Sleep is that kind of

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01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:47,360
Speaker 1: confident in their product. Look, this is clinically tested. Try

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Speaker 1: ebb dot com slash Jesse. You will find out what

1392
01:46:50,200 --> 01:46:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Because the reason you can't sleep is

1393
01:46:53,080 --> 01:46:57,080
Speaker 1: those thoughts, those racing thoughts going through your head. That's

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01:46:57,160 --> 01:47:01,240
Speaker 1: why you can't sleep. At ebb Sleep, they calm those

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Speaker 1: thoughts down. They put you asleep. It keeps you asleep.

1396
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't even toss and turn anymore. I curl up,

1397
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:14,640
Speaker 1: put it on gone. That is a wonderful feeling to

1398
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:16,800
Speaker 1: look forward to. Going to bed every night is a

1399
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Speaker 1: wonderful feeling. Go to triebb dot com slash jesse. That's

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Speaker 1: try ebb dot com. Slash Jesse used to promo code

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Speaker 1: Jesse twenty five bucks off. I have a weakness. My

1402
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:54,840
Speaker 1: weakness is Mexican food. I will tell you as we

1403
01:47:54,920 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 1: sit here now, I am currently ordering tacos and caso

1404
01:48:02,040 --> 01:48:08,439
Speaker 1: for myself. Phone screener Mitchell and producer Chris. I can't

1405
01:48:08,479 --> 01:48:11,400
Speaker 1: help myself. All this, all this talk about Mexican food

1406
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:16,000
Speaker 1: has just it stirred something inside of me. Chris, what

1407
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:19,519
Speaker 1: it did? It stirred something inside of me? And now

1408
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm placing in order from Torchies tacos. Some of you

1409
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,800
Speaker 1: may have heard of Torchies, some of you may not

1410
01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:32,160
Speaker 1: have heard of Torchies. But I need to explain something

1411
01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:34,400
Speaker 1: when it comes to Torchis tacos. And this is going

1412
01:48:34,439 --> 01:48:37,840
Speaker 1: to be critically what. This is critically important. This is

1413
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:42,360
Speaker 1: important when it comes to Torchis tacos. Remember, I have

1414
01:48:42,439 --> 01:48:47,120
Speaker 1: a rule. What's my rule? Well, it's not really rule.

1415
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:51,760
Speaker 1: It's just a suggestion. If we ever eat together, if

1416
01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:55,600
Speaker 1: you should ever find yourself so lucky, what Chris, but

1417
01:48:55,960 --> 01:49:02,960
Speaker 1: that you're sitting down to eat with the showgun, just

1418
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:06,439
Speaker 1: order what I order. You don't have to feel bad,

1419
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:10,479
Speaker 1: you don't have to feel in some way inferior because

1420
01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:12,439
Speaker 1: you didn't know the best thing to order, and you

1421
01:49:12,479 --> 01:49:15,519
Speaker 1: don't I do. You don't have to do any of

1422
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:22,599
Speaker 1: those things. There are people who are specialists in life.

1423
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:31,120
Speaker 1: You know, if you want to know about earbuds, you

1424
01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:34,080
Speaker 1: don't talk to me about earbuds. You talk to Raycon

1425
01:49:34,160 --> 01:49:38,880
Speaker 1: about earbuds. That's what they do. I go with a

1426
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:44,960
Speaker 1: professional whenever I need helpful advice in something. Okay, what

1427
01:49:45,040 --> 01:49:48,639
Speaker 1: I do for a living is not really radio or TV.

1428
01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:54,479
Speaker 1: What I do for a living is I eat. I

1429
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:58,639
Speaker 1: know what to order, I know where to order it from.

1430
01:49:58,840 --> 01:50:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm not just bragging myself like I normally do. You

1431
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:04,240
Speaker 1: can ask friends and family we're going out somewhere. I

1432
01:50:04,439 --> 01:50:06,400
Speaker 1: choose all the time because they know I'll choose right.

1433
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:10,360
Speaker 1: We're traveling somewhere. I choose what to order, I choose

1434
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:14,600
Speaker 1: where to go. That is because I have an unhealthy

1435
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:20,200
Speaker 1: obsession with food. As my wife says, I have a

1436
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:25,200
Speaker 1: a personal relationship with it, and it's so bad. I'm

1437
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:27,080
Speaker 1: not saying you should be like this. I'm glad you're

1438
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:29,120
Speaker 1: not like this, but you should use the fact that

1439
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:32,400
Speaker 1: I am like this to your advantage. It's so bad

1440
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:40,880
Speaker 1: not making this up. Food affects my mood I don't

1441
01:50:40,920 --> 01:50:42,960
Speaker 1: mean when I get really hungry, I get in a

1442
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:45,240
Speaker 1: bad mood. That's normal, your blood sugar gets low. I

1443
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:49,599
Speaker 1: mean my mood. My wife will notice this. I don't.

1444
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:53,000
Speaker 1: I forget about it. Sometimes my mood is oftentimes affected

1445
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:57,840
Speaker 1: by how delicious my last meal was. If I had

1446
01:50:57,840 --> 01:51:00,439
Speaker 1: a bad meal, they screwed something up, it can it

1447
01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:03,920
Speaker 1: puts me in a funk. And if I have something awesome,

1448
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:06,880
Speaker 1: like the wife cooks up something amazing one of her specialties,

1449
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:09,280
Speaker 1: and I just sit back at the dinner table, you

1450
01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:11,439
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, and you're just so fat

1451
01:51:11,479 --> 01:51:16,280
Speaker 1: and happy and satisfied. She knows in that moment that's

1452
01:51:16,320 --> 01:51:20,960
Speaker 1: the time to ask. Can I buy new drapes? Absolutely, honey,

1453
01:51:21,080 --> 01:51:27,160
Speaker 1: whatever you want. So before I move on to the

1454
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:30,800
Speaker 1: other ask doctor Jesse questions. I figured I might as

1455
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:34,439
Speaker 1: well might as well lend a hand to you people

1456
01:51:34,520 --> 01:51:37,840
Speaker 1: in the Torchies Tacos area. But I realized that's not

1457
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:40,600
Speaker 1: going to apply to a lot of you because we're nationwide.

1458
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:43,160
Speaker 1: So just hear me out on this, because you can

1459
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:49,080
Speaker 1: do this kind of at home. One, if you're ordering

1460
01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:54,240
Speaker 1: from Torchies or at home, get the trailer trash taco

1461
01:51:54,479 --> 01:51:56,920
Speaker 1: I did not make up that name. That's what it's called.

1462
01:51:58,680 --> 01:52:01,200
Speaker 1: Or no, the trailer park trailer park, and you can

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01:52:01,240 --> 01:52:04,639
Speaker 1: get it trashy, which means they dump the lettuce off

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01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:09,160
Speaker 1: the taco and replace said lettuce with their caso. That

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01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:12,679
Speaker 1: is a no brainer. It's a taco, it's not a salad.

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Speaker 1: Keep the lettuce off your freaking taco. Inside of the taco.

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01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:23,400
Speaker 1: It's not fahita chicken. It's not fahita beef. It's not

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01:52:23,560 --> 01:52:31,640
Speaker 1: ground beef. They have a gigantic fried chicken strip in

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Speaker 1: the taco. Now that may sound juvenile, gross, oddball. Chris,

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Speaker 1: how is the trailer park trashy? Yeah? You should see

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01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:48,519
Speaker 1: the look on his face. I just flat out I

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01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:50,680
Speaker 1: didn't even ask Mitchell when Chris last time I ordered it?

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01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:53,640
Speaker 1: In fact, I just did the same thing again. I

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01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:56,000
Speaker 1: just ordered them when I ordered, and you know what,

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01:52:56,760 --> 01:53:02,559
Speaker 1: it delivered every single time. So all right, now, let's

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01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:05,839
Speaker 1: get back to the questions. Our buddy Ken Webster Junior

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01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:10,280
Speaker 1: sends it sends this one. What's a better food to

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01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:14,400
Speaker 1: eat when you're drunk? Hot pockets or garlic knots at

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01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:18,920
Speaker 1: Papa John's one. Let's talk about garlic knots. First, here

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Speaker 1: for a moment, the most underrated, underappreciated menu item in

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Speaker 1: the United States of America. Many of you, it's not

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01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:32,519
Speaker 1: like Papa John's is a sponsor or something. I'm just

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01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:35,839
Speaker 1: telling you. Many of you have ordered from Papa John's

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Speaker 1: several times. What of the best, in my opinion, chain

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Speaker 1: fast food or chain pizza restaurants. Everyone has a million

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01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:45,240
Speaker 1: great pizza restaurants locally. One of the big national chains.

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Speaker 1: Papa John's really is very good. They're garlic knots are phenomenal,

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01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:58,280
Speaker 1: bah nominal. And you know what's crazy is the presentation sucks.

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01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,960
Speaker 1: And when I say presentation, this is what I mean.

1490
01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:02,360
Speaker 1: Even pictures of them, you'll look them up right now.

1491
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:06,679
Speaker 1: They don't look like anything. This don't look like anything special.

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01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:09,200
Speaker 1: I was at a buddy's house one night. This is

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01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:11,719
Speaker 1: a while ago. If he ordered them out of the blue,

1494
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:16,120
Speaker 1: I said, what are these? He said, dude, just triumph

1495
01:54:16,400 --> 01:54:19,439
Speaker 1: And I almost didn't. He said, trust me, try one.

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01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:27,080
Speaker 1: They are the doeiest, butteriest, garlickiest ball of deliciousness you've

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01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:29,400
Speaker 1: ever eaten in your life. As far as and off

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01:54:29,479 --> 01:54:32,600
Speaker 1: the menu item in a major chain, people order Papa

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01:54:32,640 --> 01:54:35,440
Speaker 1: John's a thousand times, and never order these things. Never

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01:54:35,800 --> 01:54:39,160
Speaker 1: order Papa John's again without getting a side order of

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01:54:39,200 --> 01:54:41,440
Speaker 1: the garlic knots. Just triumph. Just trust me on this,

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01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:45,320
Speaker 1: Just triumph. That's one. Two. He brings up hot pockets.

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01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:57,520
Speaker 1: Hot pockets are overrated. Let me explain, Chris, let me explain.

1504
01:54:57,840 --> 01:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I need to explain before you come out of your chair.

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01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:04,600
Speaker 1: I've had a million hot pockets in my lifetime. A million,

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01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:09,360
Speaker 1: and that number might be low ham and cheese, the

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01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:12,560
Speaker 1: pepperoni and all of it. I've had a million hot pockets. Okay,

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01:55:12,600 --> 01:55:15,760
Speaker 1: I can eat a hot pocket. I enjoy a hot pocket.

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01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:21,480
Speaker 1: The problem with the hot pocket is the heat. You

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01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,760
Speaker 1: doesn't Jim gaff Agan do a whole bit on this.

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01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:26,400
Speaker 1: He might do a whole hot pocket bit on it

1512
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:30,840
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But they're so hot when you pull them

1513
01:55:30,880 --> 01:55:34,640
Speaker 1: out of the microwave, they either one have burst open,

1514
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:38,360
Speaker 1: so now you have cheese and stuff dribbling out, or

1515
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:40,800
Speaker 1: if even if they haven't burst open, you bite in

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01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:44,720
Speaker 1: and you burn the roof of your mouth. Every single time.

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01:55:45,160 --> 01:55:51,200
Speaker 1: And somehow they transition immediately from being flaming hot magma

1518
01:55:51,720 --> 01:55:56,160
Speaker 1: to ice cold. There's no in between. The hot pocket

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01:55:56,320 --> 01:56:01,760
Speaker 1: concept is sound the handheld piece of pap basically, But

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01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:07,680
Speaker 1: wasn't pizza already handheld? What does the hot pocket give me? What? Chris?

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01:56:14,280 --> 01:56:17,200
Speaker 1: Oh man, Chris, that's intense. Chris said, do it in

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01:56:17,240 --> 01:56:22,320
Speaker 1: the oven or deep fry it? Oh my gosh, I'm

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01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,400
Speaker 1: gonna have to get some hot pockets on the way

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01:56:23,960 --> 01:56:28,400
Speaker 1: o it. Never even I'm ashamed to say it never

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01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:38,840
Speaker 1: even occurred to me to just deep fry it. Dang,

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01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:42,800
Speaker 1: that sounds good, nice crispy crusted on it, But don't talk.

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01:56:42,920 --> 01:56:44,880
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna have the same flame problem. Then it's

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01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:46,880
Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna be even hotter than the microw

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01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, though deep frying, I'll shoot around

1530
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:52,760
Speaker 1: of time again. All right, hang out a second. I

1531
01:56:52,800 --> 01:57:19,760
Speaker 1: have a deep fry story. Miss something. There's a podcast

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Speaker 1: Easy is what I love now, And I know that

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Speaker 1: makes me a modern, modern American. I guess you could

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Speaker 1: say that's the world we live in now, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Everything's that the everything's at the tip of your fingers

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Speaker 1: at all times. What can't you do with the phone

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Speaker 1: in your hand. But look, I'm busy. I do three

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Speaker 1: hours of radio every day, an hour of TV every

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Speaker 1: single day. When the day is done, after all the

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Speaker 1: prep work and everything's done, I don't have time to

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Speaker 1: Safe was made for me. I go online, I pick

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Speaker 1: out the things I want. They send me a box.

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Speaker 1: I opened the box, place the sensors, plug it in,

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1552
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Speaker 1: Chris has informed me that once again we have reached

1553
01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:45,120
Speaker 1: the end of a Friday show and I have not

1554
01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:52,360
Speaker 1: addressed a single news topic of the day. We're totally

1555
01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:56,440
Speaker 1: getting kicked out of the year. He's right, And I

1556
01:58:56,520 --> 01:58:59,000
Speaker 1: was going to tell a story about deep Fried nutter buttters,

1557
01:58:59,120 --> 01:59:02,040
Speaker 1: but apparently mister stuffy bitch is over there wants to

1558
01:59:02,120 --> 01:59:07,240
Speaker 1: talk about the news, So we're going to address the

1559
01:59:07,280 --> 01:59:12,000
Speaker 1: news in a deep intense manner, meaning I'm going to

1560
01:59:12,160 --> 01:59:16,040
Speaker 1: churn through as many headlines as I possibly can, as

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01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 1: fast as humanly possible. These are the articles I've been handed.

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Speaker 1: You think I can get to twenty, Let's see if

1563
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:27,920
Speaker 1: I can get to twenty. Ready, let's do it. Go.

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01:59:28,640 --> 01:59:33,440
Speaker 1: Amid protests and virus fares, firearm background checks hit all

1565
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:38,720
Speaker 1: time high. Gee, I can't imagine why. It's almost people.

1566
01:59:38,960 --> 01:59:43,600
Speaker 1: It's almost like people realize you're surrounded by animals. Headline

1567
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:48,839
Speaker 1: Portland police closed parks, remove barricades to repeat to avoid

1568
01:59:48,920 --> 01:59:54,879
Speaker 1: repeat of Seattle style autonomous zones. It's hilarious that instead

1569
01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:59,200
Speaker 1: of actually kicking out the protesters, they just close off

1570
01:59:59,240 --> 02:00:03,440
Speaker 1: the areas where the protesters gather. What an absolute joke

1571
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:05,960
Speaker 1: our big city police departments have turned into because of

1572
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:11,480
Speaker 1: these politicians. Headline Donald Trump's list of forty two disastrous

1573
02:00:11,520 --> 02:00:15,720
Speaker 1: things Joe Biden would do as president of the United

1574
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:19,240
Speaker 1: States of America. I am choosing not to dwell on

1575
02:00:19,320 --> 02:00:22,000
Speaker 1: that at the moment. There's enough bad news out there

1576
02:00:22,280 --> 02:00:25,920
Speaker 1: without considering the fact Joe Biden, who can't keep a

1577
02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:29,200
Speaker 1: thought in his head for five seconds, is up in

1578
02:00:29,560 --> 02:00:36,720
Speaker 1: every single national poll, including Texas polls. Headline members of

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02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:40,280
Speaker 1: black community call on NYPD to bring back anti crime

1580
02:00:40,360 --> 02:00:45,520
Speaker 1: unit amid crime surge. Quote we need to reevaluate end quote.

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02:00:45,680 --> 02:00:50,800
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, reevaluate. You said cops

1582
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:54,640
Speaker 1: were the problem. They remove the cops. You sit and

1583
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:57,320
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Let me know how it works out for you.

1584
02:00:57,880 --> 02:01:03,840
Speaker 1: Headline student want professor fired for allegedly falling asleep during

1585
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:08,120
Speaker 1: anti racism zoom call. And they even have a picture

1586
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Speaker 1: of the lady there fell asleep on her hand. We

1587
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:14,480
Speaker 1: all fall asleep in zoom calls, even if your eyes

1588
02:01:14,520 --> 02:01:18,960
Speaker 1: are open. Everybody mutes it, nobody listens. It's hilarious to

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Speaker 1: me these companies think that these calls are going to

1590
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Speaker 1: somehow be a replacement for in person headline competitive hot

1591
02:01:26,160 --> 02:01:31,480
Speaker 1: dog eaters nearing the limit of human performance. I will

1592
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Speaker 1: admit I have no idea how these people do this stuff.

1593
02:01:38,360 --> 02:01:45,000
Speaker 1: Joey Jaws chestnut eight seventy five hot dogs with the buns.

1594
02:01:46,760 --> 02:01:51,520
Speaker 1: I legitimately did not know the human body had that

1595
02:01:51,640 --> 02:01:57,160
Speaker 1: much room. Yeah, there's a time i'men on it too.

1596
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't mean like he had an hour.

1597
02:01:58,680 --> 02:02:01,080
Speaker 1: There's a time i'men on it. But again, and how

1598
02:02:01,160 --> 02:02:04,920
Speaker 1: does the human body have that much room? One? Two?

1599
02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:09,440
Speaker 1: Is there any chance he's ever had a hot dog

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Speaker 1: outside of competition? How sick of hot dogs do you

1601
02:02:13,160 --> 02:02:16,280
Speaker 1: have to be? Or if you're a competitive eater like that,

1602
02:02:18,720 --> 02:02:22,480
Speaker 1: what if food has lost all joy for you? Like

1603
02:02:22,520 --> 02:02:24,760
Speaker 1: what if there's no joy left and food? It's Look,

1604
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Speaker 1: that's a business for him. I'm sure he makes a

1605
02:02:26,560 --> 02:02:30,080
Speaker 1: great living doing it. It's like, this is a really bad,

1606
02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:32,680
Speaker 1: really inappropriate example, but it's the first one that popped

1607
02:02:32,680 --> 02:02:38,240
Speaker 1: into my head. Like adult film stars, the ones who

1608
02:02:38,240 --> 02:02:40,240
Speaker 1: have managed to get out of that industry and recover

1609
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:42,600
Speaker 1: their life and things like that. Jenna Jamison has been real,

1610
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:45,240
Speaker 1: you know, outspoken about that stuff and the abuses of it.

1611
02:02:45,560 --> 02:02:48,960
Speaker 1: But they talk about how much it mentally screws you

1612
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:53,440
Speaker 1: up to do that for a living. It just you

1613
02:02:53,560 --> 02:02:57,840
Speaker 1: just numb, just become numb to it. So I know

1614
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:00,640
Speaker 1: that was kind of an inappropriate emple, but it's the

1615
02:03:00,680 --> 02:03:07,400
Speaker 1: first one that popped into my head. Chris, Okay, I

1616
02:03:07,520 --> 02:03:11,520
Speaker 1: realized they stretched their stomach by drinking water before the competition, Chris.

1617
02:03:11,960 --> 02:03:15,320
Speaker 1: But there's stretching your stomach and then there's fitting eighty

1618
02:03:15,360 --> 02:03:20,480
Speaker 1: four Hot talks in it Okay, that's not stretching, that's

1619
02:03:20,520 --> 02:03:26,160
Speaker 1: creating a new one or something. Anyway, Manitoba town learns

1620
02:03:26,160 --> 02:03:30,760
Speaker 1: to coexist with polar bears thanks to radar and unlocked

1621
02:03:30,760 --> 02:03:36,280
Speaker 1: car doors. Yeah, now you know why we scratched off Canada.

1622
02:03:36,400 --> 02:03:43,120
Speaker 1: Headline Watch. Famed Marxist activists says Biden candidate most prone

1623
02:03:43,160 --> 02:03:48,320
Speaker 1: to be pressured into caving to leftist demands. Obviously that's true.

1624
02:03:48,800 --> 02:03:52,680
Speaker 1: That's my major concern with Joe Biden. It's never going

1625
02:03:52,720 --> 02:03:56,240
Speaker 1: to be Joe Biden making decisions. It's always going to

1626
02:03:56,280 --> 02:03:59,000
Speaker 1: be the people around him. And you're not going to

1627
02:03:59,080 --> 02:04:04,040
Speaker 1: elect the around him and have no control over them. Headline.

1628
02:04:05,280 --> 02:04:13,760
Speaker 1: Democratic strategist calls GOP senator Marsha Blackburn inbred racist trash. Wow,

1629
02:04:14,480 --> 02:04:19,880
Speaker 1: politics just breaks some people. Headline German study. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I should be noted, Marcia Blackburn did a fundraising event

1631
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:25,000
Speaker 1: for me when I was running for Congress a long

1632
02:04:25,000 --> 02:04:26,720
Speaker 1: time ago, and like this is like a decade ago.

1633
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Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. Chris. Three or four days ago,

1634
02:04:29,480 --> 02:04:31,520
Speaker 1: I had her as a guest on my TV show.

1635
02:04:31,680 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm right, no big deal. The channel is called the

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Speaker 1: First in my show is called on right, had her

1637
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Speaker 1: on a guest as a guest on the show, and

1638
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Speaker 1: I'm talking to her real briefly before the interview starts.

1639
02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:43,040
Speaker 1: I ask her, I say this, so you're probably not

1640
02:04:43,080 --> 02:04:45,720
Speaker 1: good to remember. She interrupts me and says, oh, I

1641
02:04:45,840 --> 02:04:51,040
Speaker 1: absolutely remember. How about that Chris left an impression on

1642
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Speaker 1: Marsha Blackburn Hang on by Raycon dot com slash Jesse

1643
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Speaker 1: remember that all right, because you're gonna want to go

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Speaker 1: there here in just a second. I love my earbuds.

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Speaker 1: I have owned several earbuds before. I didn't like wearing

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Speaker 1: them for a couple of reasons. One, they hurt my ears.

1647
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Speaker 1: I've told you before, I have earphones in all day

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Speaker 1: long because of my job. My ears hurt at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day. I can't be having uncomfortable earbuds.

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Speaker 1: And that's one. Two they all have wires, or even

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Speaker 1: the ones that don't have wire, they're so big and gaudy.

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Speaker 1: You look like an alien with that thing sticking out

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Speaker 1: of your ears. Not Raycon earbuds. Raycon earbuds are just

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Speaker 1: these tiny little black things, only about the size of

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Speaker 1: a quarter. The ones I got stick right in your ear,

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Speaker 1: totally comfortable. I can wear them all day and do

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Speaker 1: wear them all day. Go to by Raycon dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse. That's by Raycon dot com slash Jesse. That

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Speaker 1: gets you fifteen percent off your order. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: point out that my birthday is Monday, July twentieth, and

1661
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Speaker 1: you're not going to hear me mention it because I

1662
02:06:31,680 --> 02:06:35,480
Speaker 1: think it's obnoxious when people bring up their birthday just

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Speaker 1: so everybody will wish them happy birthday. That said, my

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Speaker 1: email is Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse

1665
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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I would like to

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Speaker 1: extend a very lovely thank you to the young lady

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Speaker 1: who sent us a pie. We got a blueberry pie

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