Speaker 1: Second data today, Can we all just acknowledge that cars
Speaker 1: are pretty amazing for real, Like, and there's a whole
Speaker 1: little world inside that other person's car. What are they
Speaker 1: talking about, what they're listening to, what are they doing?
Speaker 1: And they can do so much for us. They help
Speaker 1: us get places that we need to be. They can
Speaker 1: serve as many restaurants if you don't have time to
Speaker 1: go inside and sit down. Some of them transform into
Speaker 1: robots and save the planet Fuction from invaders, that's Transformers. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's a documentary. That's a Maiden Fox in that or something. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not a historical figure. Yeah, thing is. There's a
Speaker 1: few cars that can even play matchmaker and bring a
Speaker 1: lonely man and a lonely woman together. That's what happened
Speaker 1: to one of our listeners, Forrest. He met a woman
Speaker 1: thanks to a very very seductive little car. No is
Speaker 1: it one of those bugs that have the fake eyelashes on? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he didn't. He didn't hook up with his car, at
Speaker 1: least at least I hope, right, Forrest, No, I didn't
Speaker 1: hook up with the car. Okay, you know, some of
Speaker 1: our listeners, it's a question that we need to. I
Speaker 1: would have been willing to see if the car wanted
Speaker 1: to go on a second Yeah, punk twice for yes. No,
Speaker 1: So tell us about the girl that you want us
Speaker 1: to call. What's her name? Her name is Chrissy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the cars have something to do with how
Speaker 1: you guys met. Yeah, we were both checking out the
Speaker 1: same used car at the dealership. I was checking out
Speaker 1: a few cars by it, and she came over with
Speaker 1: I'm guessing her sister, and we started chatting about the car,
Speaker 1: and then I didn't even realize the sister had left
Speaker 1: to go look for another car. I was so enrapture
Speaker 1: in the conversation I was having. Oh well, and it's
Speaker 1: a good sign. I'm just saying, as a sister, if
Speaker 1: you're leaving your sister, you're like, all right, I'll give
Speaker 1: you a minute. I'll give you a minute. Care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she's just a bad sister though. No, No, you're
Speaker 1: always into come on. Yeah. So did you end up
Speaker 1: asking Chrissie out eventually? Yeah? Because you see, she was
Speaker 1: determined to get the car. I was determined to get
Speaker 1: the car. I said, whichever one of us gets car
Speaker 1: should end up driving the other. One around it. That's
Speaker 1: an easy opening. Pick me up or I'll pick you up,
Speaker 1: all right, right, And she was a little hesitant at first,
Speaker 1: she didn't really know me, so I said, well, that's
Speaker 1: what a first date is for, to get to know somebody.
Speaker 1: That was good and you spelled it out, which is
Speaker 1: important I first date. So what did she say? Did
Speaker 1: she get the car? Did you get the car? I
Speaker 1: ended up getting the car, and I'm tasking thence she
Speaker 1: said yeah, because I have the car, so I see
Speaker 1: she just wanted to ride around with you for what No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean like whether it was or not. She said, yes,
Speaker 1: which you got the same results side the way. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's funny that like a used car is the thing
Speaker 1: that you think that she was after. I picture and
Speaker 1: it's like a Honda Civic or something, which great car,
Speaker 1: very reliable, you know, but not not really a sex
Speaker 1: symbol you're going out. Well maybe to some people it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you learn when you're in your
Speaker 1: late twenties that practicality is more sexy than flashy. So
Speaker 1: what did you end up doing for your date? We
Speaker 1: actually ended up going to this fisting chipped place, which
Speaker 1: was pretty cool, and she ubered there, so I said
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind driving her back in my new car.
Speaker 1: It definitely flexed the new car. I know, used car,
Speaker 1: the one that I kind of was rubbing it in,
Speaker 1: but it was kind of likely. We're both here, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: did she take you up on the ride home or no?
Speaker 1: Well that's the weird thing. We were getting into my
Speaker 1: car and we get outside and there's the department store
Speaker 1: right next to the place, and she says, it's going
Speaker 1: to sound weird. Do you mind if we go in there.
Speaker 1: I just have to pick something up. I'm never in
Speaker 1: this part of town. Okay, sure, I guess that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign that she wants to continue to
Speaker 1: date with you. She could have just gone in all
Speaker 1: by yourself exactly. So I went inside with her, and
Speaker 1: she was specifically looking for towels. Okay. Now this is
Speaker 1: a big place with many floors, so I personally wasn't
Speaker 1: sure where the towels were, but she was, so I
Speaker 1: just kind of started walking around. Says there were kitchen
Speaker 1: appliances there and everything you could think of. Closing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been into a department store before. She sounds like
Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, we understand they're amazing. They have everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Did she ever come back with her towels? Well?
Speaker 1: How was the thing? So I went to go look
Speaker 1: at the mattresses, and you know, I'm figuring, oh, I
Speaker 1: might need a new mattress depending on how well the
Speaker 1: state goes, because yours is very good. Think I had
Speaker 1: a good attitude. Was over Fish and Chip tower really
Speaker 1: went right to your head. Kay, okay, so now you're
Speaker 1: testing mattresses. Yeah, the testing mattresses. And I was sitting
Speaker 1: on a couple and then on one I lied down
Speaker 1: and I thought that very nice. And you know, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking myself, I'll close my eyes for just a minute. No,
Speaker 1: that's where you're going. That's the group. H Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can all tell what's gonna happen. Yeah, oh god, you
Speaker 1: fell asleep. That was really comfy. Wow. Oh I hope
Speaker 1: you bought that mattress. No, what happened to her? All right,
Speaker 1: she's still there? Did she never find you? I couldn't
Speaker 1: find her. I looked all over the department store, which
Speaker 1: took a long time. Yeah. So wait, how long were
Speaker 1: you asleep for? I mean it was less than an hour?
Speaker 1: I know that. So you never found her? Wow, No,
Speaker 1: I never you know, she hasn't gotten back to me.
Speaker 1: Set Oh my god, did you tell her what happened?
Speaker 1: Did you text her or call her and explain that
Speaker 1: I texted her? But she never responded, so I don't
Speaker 1: even know if she thought. Oh, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go any way, let's figure this out. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song, we'll come back. Don't lay down on
Speaker 1: any mattress, Okay, please, Forrest, because when we come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Chrissy and we'll get you a second day
Speaker 1: up date. All right, all right, cool, all right, hold
Speaker 1: on second if you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update. One of our listeners, Forrest, accidentally fell asleep
Speaker 1: in the middle of his first date with a woman
Speaker 1: named Chrissy Music. We got to be careful. But it's
Speaker 1: because after dinner, they went to a department store so
Speaker 1: Chrissy could pick up a few towels really quick before
Speaker 1: Forrest was going to drive her home in his new
Speaker 1: used car. And while he was in the store, Forrest
Speaker 1: made the mistake of laying down on one of the mattresses,
Speaker 1: and he dozed off. By the time he woke up,
Speaker 1: he had no idea how much time had passed, but
Speaker 1: Chrissy was gone and he hasn't been able to reach
Speaker 1: her since. So now he's hoping we can call her
Speaker 1: so he can say, hey, mama, you know there's room
Speaker 1: on this mattress for two DROs. No, yeah, you want
Speaker 1: some of this temper pedic. Oh maybe he just wants
Speaker 1: to get another chance at a date. Ye, just saying
Speaker 1: it's it's a line that you can use if you
Speaker 1: want to. I guess I might use it a fun
Speaker 1: desperate but hopefully not. Okay, Oh man, I mean hopefully
Speaker 1: this is just a big miscommunication or a total lack
Speaker 1: of communication. But you know what I mean. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: right for us, how are you feeling. I'm feeling kind
Speaker 1: of confident, you know. I feel like you guys are
Speaker 1: going to do a good job and that's just gonna
Speaker 1: give me another chance. Okay, as long as you're not
Speaker 1: feeling sleepy that I'm ready to do that. Okay, No, no,
Speaker 1: not sleeping. Yeah, all right, here we go. It's out
Speaker 1: of the number. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Chrissy. This
Speaker 1: is she May I ask a calling, Yes, you may, Chrissy.
Speaker 1: This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh, um, did I win something? Because
Speaker 1: I don't think I like in a way you may
Speaker 1: have won something. No, no, no, no, we're not going there,
Speaker 1: but I am calling on behalf of one of our
Speaker 1: listeners who's trying to get a hold of you. Oh.
Speaker 1: His name's Forrest. Okay, Um, less excitement, Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: more excited when we were joking about the car. I'd
Speaker 1: rather like win something. Here's the deal. We're doing something
Speaker 1: called a second date update. I'm not sure if you're familiar,
Speaker 1: but it's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if they're not calling you back, you can email our
Speaker 1: show and we'll reach out to that person for you
Speaker 1: to try and figure out the reason why. Um, what
Speaker 1: do you want me to say? You literally want me
Speaker 1: to tell you exactly why I don't want to see
Speaker 1: him an that would be great. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, Jeffrey's right.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for him. It's really embarrased. I mean,
Speaker 1: it doesn't do anything to me. I'll tell you. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he told you. After dinner, he
Speaker 1: took me to like this department store that I really
Speaker 1: needed to go to because I needed to get a
Speaker 1: gift for someone, that whole story, and he's, oh, he did,
Speaker 1: and he feels extremely embarrassed about falling asleep on the
Speaker 1: mattress there. Did you even know he fell asleep? So
Speaker 1: we did tell you that. So what happened was I
Speaker 1: went into the department store to get towels. I thought
Speaker 1: he was just like one area away, but it turns
Speaker 1: out he wasn't. And I actually I was like searching
Speaker 1: for him for a good ten minutes. I thought he
Speaker 1: ditched me, right, which is a terrible feeling. I mean,
Speaker 1: he know, terrible. But then I saw him actually in
Speaker 1: the corner, like on a mattress. But did he tell you?
Speaker 1: It wasn't like an adult mattress. It was a kid's
Speaker 1: size bed, like a child's bed. But no, that's not
Speaker 1: even the worst part. Not only did he fit and
Speaker 1: he was curled up in like the fetal position, but
Speaker 1: he was sucking on his thumb and the other hand
Speaker 1: was down his pants. Did he he didn't tell you
Speaker 1: that part? Did he? No? He didn't say anything about that.
Speaker 1: That's is really defensive because honestly's a thumb sucker, my
Speaker 1: hands down my pants right now, that's a different thumb thinking. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you see this, and then what do you do.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to wake him. I wanted to get
Speaker 1: out of there as soon as possible. I called an
Speaker 1: uber and I left. And imagine being the person that
Speaker 1: knows the person that fell asleep on a child side bed.
Speaker 1: But think about have you ever been walking and they
Speaker 1: have those cool like kid's beds that you used to
Speaker 1: want when you're little, that has like the fairy canopy
Speaker 1: that hangs over it, I mean, like all the pillows,
Speaker 1: like it makes me want to lay down in it.
Speaker 1: But you don't exactly because you don't. You definitely don't
Speaker 1: on a first day. I'm just trying to get like
Speaker 1: some empathy towards this guy. Here's the thing, Chrissy, I
Speaker 1: don't even know if Forrest knows he was doing that,
Speaker 1: or maybe he was hiding it from us when he
Speaker 1: omitted it from his story. Yeah, he did not tell
Speaker 1: us that. No, but there's a way we can find
Speaker 1: out for sure. Okay, how you just check later? No,
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other line listening right now
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Oh um, this
Speaker 1: is so Awkwardly, I didn't know he'd be on the
Speaker 1: line like this. I don't know what to say. I
Speaker 1: had a bunch of fish and chips before this. Then
Speaker 1: I fell asleep mid the thing, and I forgot that
Speaker 1: he's there for us. You there, Yes, sorry, just taking
Speaker 1: a moments to process everything. This is a lot of
Speaker 1: new information that I you know, well, this is just
Speaker 1: as as awkward for me as it is for you,
Speaker 1: because I'm the one that let people know what you did,
Speaker 1: like you embarrass It's just so weird, you know, this
Speaker 1: is you could have you could have just welcome out.
Speaker 1: You gotta found me. I'm like, hey, I barely know you,
Speaker 1: and you fell asleep sucking your thumb with your hand
Speaker 1: down your pants. If I had gone up to you,
Speaker 1: then everyone there would have known that I was with you.
Speaker 1: And like, I mean, it was just I fell asleep
Speaker 1: because I had so many fries, and I guess it
Speaker 1: just felt really comfortable. Yeah, you're still like digging yourself
Speaker 1: a hole here. It doesn't make me feel any more
Speaker 1: secure that, like you felt comfortable with me enough to
Speaker 1: eat to your body's desire. Forest. When you were talking
Speaker 1: to us, you said that you were laying down on
Speaker 1: the mattresses, testing them out. To buy them. Why are
Speaker 1: you testing out a children's mattress? Oh yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: wasn't a children's matches. It was like, yes, it was, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was mattress. Money can be tight at times, but
Speaker 1: you're a grown man in a twin matches. You were
Speaker 1: going to bring her home into that exactly what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: You have women come home with you and put them
Speaker 1: in a twin size mattress. She's embellishing a little bit.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that small. It was I'm not like, stop,
Speaker 1: you're you realize you just keep looking ridiculous. It was
Speaker 1: the same bed you would get them a college dorm room.
Speaker 1: It's a bet. You're almost ready, you're almost thirty. Do
Speaker 1: you really want to say it's the same bed, But chrissy, don't.
Speaker 1: Women always say it's not the size of the bed,
Speaker 1: it's how you use it, And women to say that
Speaker 1: are lying. Okay, that is a lie that we tell
Speaker 1: you guys to make you feel better. Women say that,
Speaker 1: but it's not true. Yeah, okay, Well maybe you can
Speaker 1: go back to the store and get a California King.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in
Speaker 1: the bed I had in college because that's where I
Speaker 1: got the most action. Curiously. Oh my god, well this
Speaker 1: has gone terribly. I'm really done with this kid. I
Speaker 1: can't before before you're officially done, I have to ask you, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to go out on one more
Speaker 1: date with Forest? No, you could take his match, just
Speaker 1: for a time. No, okay, but we would pay for it.
Speaker 1: How about that? How about you just give me the
Speaker 1: moneywells that I bought. Yeah, no, that's not an option.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chrissie. Christie. If you didn't find me asleep
Speaker 1: in that department store bed, you and I would be
Speaker 1: asleep on it together right now. No, because I would
Speaker 1: have seen you in your little like college dorm bed
Speaker 1: and would have gotten so turned off because you're about
Speaker 1: to turn thirty. Didn't you say your birthday was next month?
Speaker 1: So that's why I wanted a presence for myself, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.