WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Slept Like A Baby

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<v Speaker 1>Second data today, Can we all just acknowledge that cars

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<v Speaker 1>are pretty amazing for real, Like, and there's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>little world inside that other person's car. What are they

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, what they're listening to, what are they doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And they can do so much for us. They help

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<v Speaker 1>us get places that we need to be. They can

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<v Speaker 1>serve as many restaurants if you don't have time to

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<v Speaker 1>go inside and sit down. Some of them transform into

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<v Speaker 1>robots and save the planet Fuction from invaders, that's Transformers. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a documentary. That's a Maiden Fox in that or something. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not a historical figure. Yeah, thing is. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>few cars that can even play matchmaker and bring a

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<v Speaker 1>lonely man and a lonely woman together. That's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to one of our listeners, Forrest. He met a woman

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<v Speaker 1>thanks to a very very seductive little car. No is

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<v Speaker 1>it one of those bugs that have the fake eyelashes on? Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't. He didn't hook up with his car, at

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<v Speaker 1>least at least I hope, right, Forrest, No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hook up with the car. Okay, you know, some of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners, it's a question that we need to. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been willing to see if the car wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a second Yeah, punk twice for yes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us about the girl that you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to call. What's her name? Her name is Chrissy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing the cars have something to do with how

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<v Speaker 1>you guys met. Yeah, we were both checking out the

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<v Speaker 1>same used car at the dealership. I was checking out

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<v Speaker 1>a few cars by it, and she came over with

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing her sister, and we started chatting about the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I didn't even realize the sister had left

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<v Speaker 1>to go look for another car. I was so enrapture

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<v Speaker 1>in the conversation I was having. Oh well, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign. I'm just saying, as a sister, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're leaving your sister, you're like, all right, I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you a minute. I'll give you a minute. Care. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she's just a bad sister though. No, No, you're

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<v Speaker 1>always into come on. Yeah. So did you end up

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<v Speaker 1>asking Chrissie out eventually? Yeah? Because you see, she was

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<v Speaker 1>determined to get the car. I was determined to get

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<v Speaker 1>the car. I said, whichever one of us gets car

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<v Speaker 1>should end up driving the other. One around it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>an easy opening. Pick me up or I'll pick you up,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, right, And she was a little hesitant at first,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't really know me, so I said, well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what a first date is for, to get to know somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>That was good and you spelled it out, which is

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<v Speaker 1>important I first date. So what did she say? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she get the car? Did you get the car? I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up getting the car, and I'm tasking thence she

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<v Speaker 1>said yeah, because I have the car, so I see

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<v Speaker 1>she just wanted to ride around with you for what No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like whether it was or not. She said, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which you got the same results side the way. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny that like a used car is the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you think that she was after. I picture and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a Honda Civic or something, which great car,

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<v Speaker 1>very reliable, you know, but not not really a sex

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<v Speaker 1>symbol you're going out. Well maybe to some people it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, you learn when you're in your

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<v Speaker 1>late twenties that practicality is more sexy than flashy. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did you end up doing for your date? We

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<v Speaker 1>actually ended up going to this fisting chipped place, which

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty cool, and she ubered there, so I said

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't mind driving her back in my new car.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely flexed the new car. I know, used car,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that I kind of was rubbing it in,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was kind of likely. We're both here, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did she take you up on the ride home or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the weird thing. We were getting into my

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<v Speaker 1>car and we get outside and there's the department store

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<v Speaker 1>right next to the place, and she says, it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to sound weird. Do you mind if we go in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have to pick something up. I'm never in

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<v Speaker 1>this part of town. Okay, sure, I guess that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good sign that she wants to continue to

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<v Speaker 1>date with you. She could have just gone in all

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<v Speaker 1>by yourself exactly. So I went inside with her, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was specifically looking for towels. Okay. Now this is

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<v Speaker 1>a big place with many floors, so I personally wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>sure where the towels were, but she was, so I

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of started walking around. Says there were kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>appliances there and everything you could think of. Closing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been into a department store before. She sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Yeah, we understand they're amazing. They have everything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty cool. Did she ever come back with her towels? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>How was the thing? So I went to go look

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<v Speaker 1>at the mattresses, and you know, I'm figuring, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>might need a new mattress depending on how well the

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<v Speaker 1>state goes, because yours is very good. Think I had

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<v Speaker 1>a good attitude. Was over Fish and Chip tower really

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<v Speaker 1>went right to your head. Kay, okay, so now you're

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<v Speaker 1>testing mattresses. Yeah, the testing mattresses. And I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on a couple and then on one I lied down

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that very nice. And you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking myself, I'll close my eyes for just a minute. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where you're going. That's the group. H Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can all tell what's gonna happen. Yeah, oh god, you

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<v Speaker 1>fell asleep. That was really comfy. Wow. Oh I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you bought that mattress. No, what happened to her? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>she's still there? Did she never find you? I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>find her. I looked all over the department store, which

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<v Speaker 1>took a long time. Yeah. So wait, how long were

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<v Speaker 1>you asleep for? I mean it was less than an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. So you never found her? Wow, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I never you know, she hasn't gotten back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Set Oh my god, did you tell her what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you text her or call her and explain that

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<v Speaker 1>I texted her? But she never responded, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if she thought. Oh, I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go any way, let's figure this out. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, we'll come back. Don't lay down on

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<v Speaker 1>any mattress, Okay, please, Forrest, because when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll call Chrissy and we'll get you a second day

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<v Speaker 1>up date. All right, all right, cool, all right, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on second if you're just tuning in for the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. One of our listeners, Forrest, accidentally fell asleep

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of his first date with a woman

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<v Speaker 1>named Chrissy Music. We got to be careful. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>because after dinner, they went to a department store so

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<v Speaker 1>Chrissy could pick up a few towels really quick before

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<v Speaker 1>Forrest was going to drive her home in his new

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<v Speaker 1>used car. And while he was in the store, Forrest

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<v Speaker 1>made the mistake of laying down on one of the mattresses,

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<v Speaker 1>and he dozed off. By the time he woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>he had no idea how much time had passed, but

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<v Speaker 1>Chrissy was gone and he hasn't been able to reach

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<v Speaker 1>her since. So now he's hoping we can call her

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<v Speaker 1>so he can say, hey, mama, you know there's room

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<v Speaker 1>on this mattress for two DROs. No, yeah, you want

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<v Speaker 1>some of this temper pedic. Oh maybe he just wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get another chance at a date. Ye, just saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a line that you can use if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I guess I might use it a fun

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<v Speaker 1>desperate but hopefully not. Okay, Oh man, I mean hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>this is just a big miscommunication or a total lack

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<v Speaker 1>of communication. But you know what I mean. Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>right for us, how are you feeling. I'm feeling kind

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<v Speaker 1>of confident, you know. I feel like you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>going to do a good job and that's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give me another chance. Okay, as long as you're not

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<v Speaker 1>feeling sleepy that I'm ready to do that. Okay, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not sleeping. Yeah, all right, here we go. It's out

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<v Speaker 1>of the number. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Chrissy. This

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<v Speaker 1>is she May I ask a calling, Yes, you may, Chrissy.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Oh, um, did I win something? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I like in a way you may

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<v Speaker 1>have won something. No, no, no, no, we're not going there,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am calling on behalf of one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners who's trying to get a hold of you. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Forrest. Okay, Um, less excitement, Yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 1>more excited when we were joking about the car. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather like win something. Here's the deal. We're doing something

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<v Speaker 1>called a second date update. I'm not sure if you're familiar,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>if they're not calling you back, you can email our

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<v Speaker 1>show and we'll reach out to that person for you

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<v Speaker 1>to try and figure out the reason why. Um, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to say? You literally want me

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you exactly why I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>him an that would be great. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, Jeffrey's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad for him. It's really embarrased. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't do anything to me. I'll tell you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you. After dinner, he

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<v Speaker 1>took me to like this department store that I really

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<v Speaker 1>needed to go to because I needed to get a

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<v Speaker 1>gift for someone, that whole story, and he's, oh, he did,

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<v Speaker 1>and he feels extremely embarrassed about falling asleep on the

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<v Speaker 1>mattress there. Did you even know he fell asleep? So

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<v Speaker 1>we did tell you that. So what happened was I

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<v Speaker 1>went into the department store to get towels. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was just like one area away, but it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out he wasn't. And I actually I was like searching

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<v Speaker 1>for him for a good ten minutes. I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>ditched me, right, which is a terrible feeling. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he know, terrible. But then I saw him actually in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner, like on a mattress. But did he tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like an adult mattress. It was a kid's

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<v Speaker 1>size bed, like a child's bed. But no, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>even the worst part. Not only did he fit and

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<v Speaker 1>he was curled up in like the fetal position, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was sucking on his thumb and the other hand

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<v Speaker 1>was down his pants. Did he he didn't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that part? Did he? No? He didn't say anything about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's is really defensive because honestly's a thumb sucker, my

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<v Speaker 1>hands down my pants right now, that's a different thumb thinking. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you see this, and then what do you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to wake him. I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of there as soon as possible. I called an

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<v Speaker 1>uber and I left. And imagine being the person that

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<v Speaker 1>knows the person that fell asleep on a child side bed.

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<v Speaker 1>But think about have you ever been walking and they

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<v Speaker 1>have those cool like kid's beds that you used to

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<v Speaker 1>want when you're little, that has like the fairy canopy

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<v Speaker 1>that hangs over it, I mean, like all the pillows,

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<v Speaker 1>like it makes me want to lay down in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't exactly because you don't. You definitely don't

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<v Speaker 1>on a first day. I'm just trying to get like

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<v Speaker 1>some empathy towards this guy. Here's the thing, Chrissy, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if Forrest knows he was doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe he was hiding it from us when he

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<v Speaker 1>omitted it from his story. Yeah, he did not tell

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<v Speaker 1>us that. No, but there's a way we can find

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<v Speaker 1>out for sure. Okay, how you just check later? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's actually on the other line listening right now

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to talk to you. Oh um, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so Awkwardly, I didn't know he'd be on the

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<v Speaker 1>line like this. I don't know what to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a bunch of fish and chips before this. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I fell asleep mid the thing, and I forgot that

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<v Speaker 1>he's there for us. You there, Yes, sorry, just taking

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<v Speaker 1>a moments to process everything. This is a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>new information that I you know, well, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>as as awkward for me as it is for you,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm the one that let people know what you did,

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<v Speaker 1>like you embarrass It's just so weird, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is you could have you could have just welcome out.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta found me. I'm like, hey, I barely know you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you fell asleep sucking your thumb with your hand

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<v Speaker 1>down your pants. If I had gone up to you,

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<v Speaker 1>then everyone there would have known that I was with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, I mean, it was just I fell asleep

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<v Speaker 1>because I had so many fries, and I guess it

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<v Speaker 1>just felt really comfortable. Yeah, you're still like digging yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a hole here. It doesn't make me feel any more

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<v Speaker 1>secure that, like you felt comfortable with me enough to

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<v Speaker 1>eat to your body's desire. Forest. When you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>to us, you said that you were laying down on

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<v Speaker 1>the mattresses, testing them out. To buy them. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you testing out a children's mattress? Oh yeah, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a children's matches. It was like, yes, it was, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was mattress. Money can be tight at times, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're a grown man in a twin matches. You were

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<v Speaker 1>going to bring her home into that exactly what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>You have women come home with you and put them

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<v Speaker 1>in a twin size mattress. She's embellishing a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that small. It was I'm not like, stop,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you realize you just keep looking ridiculous. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the same bed you would get them a college dorm room.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bet. You're almost ready, you're almost thirty. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you really want to say it's the same bed, But chrissy, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Women always say it's not the size of the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>it's how you use it, And women to say that

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<v Speaker 1>are lying. Okay, that is a lie that we tell

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to make you feel better. Women say that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not true. Yeah, okay, Well maybe you can

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the store and get a California King.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in

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<v Speaker 1>the bed I had in college because that's where I

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<v Speaker 1>got the most action. Curiously. Oh my god, well this

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<v Speaker 1>has gone terribly. I'm really done with this kid. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't before before you're officially done, I have to ask you, Chrissy,

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<v Speaker 1>would you be willing to go out on one more

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<v Speaker 1>date with Forest? No, you could take his match, just

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<v Speaker 1>for a time. No, okay, but we would pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? How about you just give me the

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<v Speaker 1>moneywells that I bought. Yeah, no, that's not an option.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Chrissie. Christie. If you didn't find me asleep

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<v Speaker 1>in that department store bed, you and I would be

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<v Speaker 1>asleep on it together right now. No, because I would

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<v Speaker 1>have seen you in your little like college dorm bed

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<v Speaker 1>and would have gotten so turned off because you're about

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<v Speaker 1>to turn thirty. Didn't you say your birthday was next month?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I wanted a presence for myself, Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the morning.