1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,760
Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

2
00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:17,040
Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glaser Podcast. I am podcasting from

3
00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:24,320
Speaker 1: New York City and my friend Sarah Lena's house in Manhattan, Tribecca.

4
00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get too much more detailed, but that's

5
00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,520
Speaker 1: where I am. I'm joined here in this room, this

6
00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,479
Speaker 1: guest room with me by um, my best friend, my

7
00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,479
Speaker 1: former roommates, the woman who wrote this theme song. You

8
00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:38,800
Speaker 1: know where you love her? You've heard her on the

9
00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,400
Speaker 1: podcast a billion times. She's wearing socks that have the

10
00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,320
Speaker 1: girl with the pearl earring on them. They're very cool.

11
00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,519
Speaker 1: Where do you get those? It's on your Marina everyone,

12
00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,559
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I got them from a very

13
00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,120
Speaker 1: nice couple in Richmond, Virginia that housed me for a

14
00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,200
Speaker 1: house concert hosted me. They're really cool. I've seen you

15
00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:59,160
Speaker 1: wear something so bold. I feel like I am. They're

16
00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,040
Speaker 1: on them into them a real pearl. Those are so cute.

17
00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:07,240
Speaker 1: And the launching my tor T shirt. What'd you say is? Yeah,

18
00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,040
Speaker 1: how's that not fallen off in the wash? It's insane.

19
00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. There might have been two pearls. At

20
00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,039
Speaker 1: one point I was watching a video this weekend, No

21
00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,040
Speaker 1: by the ways in Arizona joining us. Hey, No, how's

22
00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:21,520
Speaker 1: it good? Good? Good? Hi? Um. So this weekend we

23
00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,319
Speaker 1: had a girls trip and we just all sent each other.

24
00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,000
Speaker 1: Noah wasn't able to go, but man, we missed her

25
00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,560
Speaker 1: and she'll be on the next one. But it was

26
00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,480
Speaker 1: seven of us, Um, Sara, Lena whose house we're at

27
00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:40,000
Speaker 1: right now, Anya, Me, Kirsten, Carlyle, Taylor, Cat and that.

28
00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many Um, it was so much fun.

29
00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,479
Speaker 1: But there was this video of miss Tyler. Oh yeah,

30
00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,800
Speaker 1: Halloween missed two U of us all what we were

31
00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,600
Speaker 1: watching the Casey Anthony show that we all were like

32
00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,480
Speaker 1: on our chat talking about, but we were like save

33
00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,160
Speaker 1: it for the girl's trips. So we watched that and

34
00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,240
Speaker 1: we're all unsure if she did it or not. Even

35
00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:02,200
Speaker 1: though I was positive she did like it, I'm pretty

36
00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,960
Speaker 1: sure she still did. But I do think it was

37
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,200
Speaker 1: an accident. We don't think she like actually like killed her.

38
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,320
Speaker 1: Like we think she there was a pool accident. It

39
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,680
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I mean it does matter, but like not

40
00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:16,799
Speaker 1: for the story. Um and Kirsten noticed that we were

41
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,200
Speaker 1: all like kind of snacking and crunching around the room,

42
00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,600
Speaker 1: like we had a bunch of snacks that we got

43
00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,080
Speaker 1: delivered and we were just all just captivated watching the show,

44
00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,000
Speaker 1: and Kirsten decided to record everyone um eating and crunching.

45
00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,680
Speaker 1: And I was watching the footage. This morning, you eat

46
00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,600
Speaker 1: so slow. You were eating a bag of skinny pop

47
00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,200
Speaker 1: and this time, you know those tiny, little one serving ways.

48
00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,560
Speaker 1: I've never seen someone eat one piece at a time,

49
00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,440
Speaker 1: very slow, And I'm like, I gotta slow the funk

50
00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,840
Speaker 1: down when I eat, Like, are you sure? I thought

51
00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,400
Speaker 1: that was Kirsten. No, it was she filmed it, so

52
00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,359
Speaker 1: she wasn't in it. I was slowly and I was like, man,

53
00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,240
Speaker 1: I gotta move slower. If we all ate slower, we'd

54
00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,880
Speaker 1: probably eat less because you would have time to digest um.

55
00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,400
Speaker 1: And I sometimes watch you eat your bars and you're

56
00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,040
Speaker 1: just like you just have like little bites and then

57
00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,640
Speaker 1: you'll set it down and it's not like you're trying

58
00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,880
Speaker 1: to restrict or be like I can't have it. I'm

59
00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,639
Speaker 1: just gonna have a little bit. You literally just are

60
00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:14,320
Speaker 1: very like a slow consumer. Yeah I am a slow consumer.

61
00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,320
Speaker 1: But those chickpee pops that taste like fritos are like healthy. Yeah,

62
00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,000
Speaker 1: I was eating those one at a time because I

63
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,400
Speaker 1: was sucking off the powder, like I wish there were

64
00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,240
Speaker 1: more powder and less used to pets. I used to

65
00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,960
Speaker 1: eat the shell because I just wanted that. I didn't

66
00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,639
Speaker 1: like the peanut inside. This was before I was even

67
00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,160
Speaker 1: like a weird diet girl, you know, like this is

68
00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,560
Speaker 1: just I was just a weird child that only liked

69
00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,360
Speaker 1: the shells. And I would choke violently in the stands

70
00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,040
Speaker 1: where people would be alarmed because I was supposed to

71
00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,120
Speaker 1: eat them and they're so dirty. It was so salty,

72
00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,800
Speaker 1: and I like the crunch, and then peanuts would be like,

73
00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,520
Speaker 1: get those out of here. This girl's weekend trip was amazing.

74
00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:57,240
Speaker 1: Highlights include psychic vegan restaurant times. So oh yeah, okay,

75
00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,800
Speaker 1: so we're supposed to have a psych kick come. Anya

76
00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,560
Speaker 1: like found the psychic she was supposed to come. She

77
00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,600
Speaker 1: got the date wrong. We were like, not a very

78
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,400
Speaker 1: good psychic. She didn't understand what day. She was like,

79
00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,960
Speaker 1: I thought you met Wednesday and was very clearly Sunday.

80
00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,120
Speaker 1: And we're like, okay this, Um, we don't trust her

81
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,480
Speaker 1: to with our futures if she can't handle her own present. Um,

82
00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,160
Speaker 1: So we didn't get a psychic but then we were

83
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,400
Speaker 1: at I really recommend doing this with a group of people.

84
00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,680
Speaker 1: So I don't even know how this came about. We

85
00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,200
Speaker 1: were at a dinner the idea for it, and Anya

86
00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:35,359
Speaker 1: tore up the menu that was like little paper menus

87
00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,400
Speaker 1: that you know, disposable, tore up seven pieces. We each

88
00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,320
Speaker 1: got a strip, and then we wrote down something we

89
00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,719
Speaker 1: wanted clarity on in our lives, and we want a

90
00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,560
Speaker 1: direction with It could be a word, it could be

91
00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,800
Speaker 1: a sentence like what should I do about something, or

92
00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,080
Speaker 1: like I just need more, you know, I just want guidance.

93
00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,360
Speaker 1: And then we crumpled them up and fold them up

94
00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,720
Speaker 1: and put them in a plate, and then we each

95
00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,320
Speaker 1: picked one and then we like held it in our

96
00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,359
Speaker 1: hands and like switched it around and kind of just

97
00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,120
Speaker 1: closed our eyes and whatever vision you got, you said, like,

98
00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just sensing the word march, like

99
00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm sensing a tunnel, I'm seeing a volcano, like whatever

100
00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,760
Speaker 1: images popped into your head in that moment, and then

101
00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,839
Speaker 1: you open it up and you see like how we

102
00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:18,359
Speaker 1: could interpret what that vision you get from the energy

103
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,760
Speaker 1: of the paper, and then we'd get like life direction.

104
00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,520
Speaker 1: At first, we thought this is a ridiculous idea just

105
00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,680
Speaker 1: to make us laugh, and then we started getting freaked

106
00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,640
Speaker 1: out by how accurate it was. Like you wouldn't know

107
00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:32,680
Speaker 1: if the question was where will I move? Or you know,

108
00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,960
Speaker 1: who should I date? Or should I get a bird?

109
00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,200
Speaker 1: And all of the answers that we were coming up

110
00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,440
Speaker 1: with were identical. Like I just also, you had to

111
00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,200
Speaker 1: pick a piece of paper that spoke to you or

112
00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,359
Speaker 1: that you felt a pull towards, and I was holding

113
00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,280
Speaker 1: one and I had no direction at all. In my head.

114
00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to come up with anything,

115
00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,680
Speaker 1: and then out of nowhere, I was like, March and

116
00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,320
Speaker 1: September are coming to me. And then I opened it

117
00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,840
Speaker 1: up and I was like, where should I move and when?

118
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,240
Speaker 1: And it was like when should I move? That's right,

119
00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,599
Speaker 1: so you're going to move to March and septems know you.

120
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,919
Speaker 1: But I did realize though, that this is this is

121
00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,000
Speaker 1: exactly what happens with psychics and terro and stuff. It's

122
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,040
Speaker 1: like it's I don't really believe this is actually guiding you,

123
00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,000
Speaker 1: but it's like it tells you. It tells you what

124
00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,400
Speaker 1: you want to, Like, we really want to be guided

125
00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,400
Speaker 1: in the direction that you want to go. But sometimes

126
00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,640
Speaker 1: it's hard to admit to yourself what you want, and

127
00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:33,279
Speaker 1: so interpreting a mysterious clue really helps you in a

128
00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,400
Speaker 1: way that doesn't feel so self serving tell you what

129
00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,400
Speaker 1: you really want. So like if someone was if I

130
00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,240
Speaker 1: was to say, what am I supposed to do? I

131
00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:41,760
Speaker 1: need to make a change? What should I do? Is

132
00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,159
Speaker 1: that like my question? And then someone says March. I

133
00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,920
Speaker 1: can go, oh, I'm going to move in March, or

134
00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,840
Speaker 1: it could be I'm going to start a women's march,

135
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,480
Speaker 1: or it's going to be like I need to watch

136
00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:53,159
Speaker 1: March of the Penguins or uh, you know, you can

137
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,200
Speaker 1: really make anything out of Because I was like, shouldn't

138
00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,599
Speaker 1: get a bird? And Sara Lena for mine had seen

139
00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,480
Speaker 1: a tunnel and sam of vagina and eyes and a vagina,

140
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,080
Speaker 1: and so we were like, oh, you should get a

141
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,040
Speaker 1: sand bird. The sand is that is in the forest,

142
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,200
Speaker 1: in the rainforest. You need a parrot. I'm like, no,

143
00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,080
Speaker 1: I was already planning on getting a parent. This wasn't

144
00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,200
Speaker 1: about like do I get a quail or a parent.

145
00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a parent. We were like tropical birds, Like,

146
00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,360
Speaker 1: but you can put sand anywhere. You can just be

147
00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,880
Speaker 1: like a sandbox is at a school. You should have

148
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,120
Speaker 1: a child, you know, like it really is kind of

149
00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,040
Speaker 1: telling you what you want. But it was so fun,

150
00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,760
Speaker 1: just got the conversation like kind of going in a

151
00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,840
Speaker 1: like you know, sometimes it's hard for people to like

152
00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,840
Speaker 1: open up about things. I feel like girls trips for

153
00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,760
Speaker 1: me are always ways for us all to kind of

154
00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,160
Speaker 1: talk about what's on our mind and might what might

155
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,560
Speaker 1: be like really maybe shameful or embarrassing about our situation,

156
00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:47,800
Speaker 1: or how clueless we all feel, or how like just

157
00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,200
Speaker 1: stuck we all feel. And then one of us reveals

158
00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,240
Speaker 1: it and then the others are all like I am

159
00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,360
Speaker 1: either there right now and it seems like I have

160
00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,360
Speaker 1: it all together or I have been there. And it

161
00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,800
Speaker 1: was just so helpful and um we also Sar Lena

162
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,040
Speaker 1: did the coolest surprise for us. We got into town.

163
00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,120
Speaker 1: It was just a quick trip. We got a quick trip.

164
00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,880
Speaker 1: We went to a gas station. Um, and that was

165
00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,480
Speaker 1: the highlight. We got big gulps. It's a different branding,

166
00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,520
Speaker 1: but um, we got into town, went to lunch then

167
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,520
Speaker 1: we So the highlight for me was Sara Lena had

168
00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,760
Speaker 1: a surprise for us and she was like, it's not

169
00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:25,120
Speaker 1: a big deal. Don't seriously, don't don't get excited about it.

170
00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,840
Speaker 1: First of all, she got us. She got us, so

171
00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,000
Speaker 1: we were gonna stay at her new house that we're

172
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,360
Speaker 1: at right now, right but and she has multiple floors

173
00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,960
Speaker 1: and we could have just taken over one of the

174
00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,480
Speaker 1: floors or whatever. But she was like, I just feel like,

175
00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,439
Speaker 1: you know, my husband's gonna be there, He's gonna be

176
00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,120
Speaker 1: on a different floor and we could totally avoid him.

177
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,079
Speaker 1: They have like elevators here. She was like, but I

178
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,439
Speaker 1: kind of want to be away. So she, out of

179
00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:51,280
Speaker 1: the kindness of her wallet, got us Hotel Stay the

180
00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,880
Speaker 1: Sweet these two suites that had like adjoining rooms, practically

181
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,679
Speaker 1: at the nicest hotel any of us have ever stayed at.

182
00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,720
Speaker 1: My mom would have had a field day on this,

183
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,120
Speaker 1: like look at this. You might have seen some of

184
00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,560
Speaker 1: the footage on my Instagram story of us playing with

185
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,360
Speaker 1: the curtains that you know, you press a button and

186
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,160
Speaker 1: they open um shooting like Taylor Swift videos. But and

187
00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,480
Speaker 1: everything was very French and like feminine, and you just

188
00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,640
Speaker 1: felt like you were in Paris in nineteen yes five,

189
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,240
Speaker 1: so nice. It was like the way Graceland felt when

190
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,960
Speaker 1: we visited graceland and everything is preserved in time. It's

191
00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:29,240
Speaker 1: almost like fifties stuff but new and so this place

192
00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,000
Speaker 1: is just gorgeous. Um. Shout out to the fol fouquet

193
00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,800
Speaker 1: if you want to look at how pricing of the

194
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,080
Speaker 1: rooms are. Guys, we go look at folk at fo

195
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:42,480
Speaker 1: u q e t q E twos. I'll never fouquet

196
00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:46,720
Speaker 1: it and so um. But we went to what we

197
00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,480
Speaker 1: were like, went out for the day. We got foot

198
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:56,439
Speaker 1: massages from Anya as a Christmas gift. It was so nice. Spot. Yes,

199
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,600
Speaker 1: four seasons foot spot. Oh, I thought I thought it

200
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,560
Speaker 1: was the one by the comedy seller. That's what it's called,

201
00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,800
Speaker 1: is four Seasons, I think, or like, yeah, something like that.

202
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,080
Speaker 1: If you ever go visiting New York. It's on eighth

203
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:13,679
Speaker 1: Street and sixth Avenue. Um, it's called four Seasons. An

204
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,760
Speaker 1: hour long foot massage from one of the strongest men

205
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,880
Speaker 1: and women or women. There's three. Yeah. We had you

206
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,439
Speaker 1: just sit in a room and you lay back in

207
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,560
Speaker 1: a chair and you get your feet pummeled and you

208
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,960
Speaker 1: make orgasmic sounds and you cover your eyes just like

209
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,840
Speaker 1: when you calm. I realize I have the same reaction

210
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,560
Speaker 1: to coming that I do that I like get embarrassing

211
00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:34,640
Speaker 1: and I have to cover my eyes. You're also just

212
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,200
Speaker 1: as like focused and directorial. You're like that's good, that's

213
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,480
Speaker 1: actually less no more more like to the point where

214
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,040
Speaker 1: you think you're But I'm very giving with like, oh

215
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,840
Speaker 1: that's so good. Oh god, that's good. And they love

216
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,839
Speaker 1: it and they laugh so hard at my responses. Um

217
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,280
Speaker 1: So then afterwards Celan was like, I have a surprise.

218
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,360
Speaker 1: So then we go. It's just like a cozy I mean,

219
00:10:54,360 --> 00:11:01,880
Speaker 1: it's still she's so good planning, it's amazing. So we

220
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,880
Speaker 1: go back to the hotel. We walk in. First of all,

221
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,800
Speaker 1: one of the bell hops ruined the surprise because he's like,

222
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,800
Speaker 1: are you guys here for the movie? We're like oh,

223
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,800
Speaker 1: And then Sailer was like he ruined it, and I'm like,

224
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,080
Speaker 1: he ruined it twenty seconds before we would have seen

225
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,640
Speaker 1: it was a movie. So we took an elevator downstairs

226
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,520
Speaker 1: to like the basement level and there's a cinema there,

227
00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,920
Speaker 1: like where they do screenings. I'm sure this place is

228
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,600
Speaker 1: so nice. It open like four months ago. We are

229
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:28,520
Speaker 1: probably the first people in this and we watch and

230
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,920
Speaker 1: it has surround sound. Surround sound for this movie that

231
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,080
Speaker 1: like the kind of loungels that are like beds that

232
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,959
Speaker 1: are like fainting couches, and we pushed them all together

233
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:44,280
Speaker 1: and like Madeline like in an where all these little

234
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,960
Speaker 1: beds in a row and we get to watch Can't

235
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,720
Speaker 1: Hardly Wait, which was a movie that was a seminole

236
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,959
Speaker 1: classic for me and all my friends growing up and

237
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,640
Speaker 1: like informed so much of who we are, and we

238
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,959
Speaker 1: all have such a nostalgia for it. And Anya, who

239
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,920
Speaker 1: like grew up slightly different generation, just missed out on

240
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,000
Speaker 1: it just enough, just the way that I missed out

241
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:09,160
Speaker 1: on like Heather's or Not another teen movie or Volume

242
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,600
Speaker 1: Wire a movie like yeah, reality bites. You know, it's

243
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,600
Speaker 1: just that key moment. So if you graduated between, if

244
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:21,120
Speaker 1: you graduated high school between nine and two thousand four,

245
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna love Can't Hardly Wait and Um, but then

246
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,640
Speaker 1: I loved watching it with you because you are like

247
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:35,880
Speaker 1: a cinema phile, cinephilee, a pedophile too. You you you

248
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:40,880
Speaker 1: are pedophilic for cinnamon. Um, your cinephile, like you love cinema,

249
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,439
Speaker 1: you know, like you know Tarkovsky and like a little

250
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,760
Speaker 1: bit Tarantina. I mean, I don't know, you just know

251
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:59,559
Speaker 1: like Stephen Spielberg, Michael Bay uh, Michael Bay and you, um,

252
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,800
Speaker 1: but you would joyed it. Oh. I loved it because

253
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,680
Speaker 1: Embry is so cute with those big sad eyes. The

254
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,080
Speaker 1: soundtrack was amazing. Smash Mouth is used three or four

255
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,000
Speaker 1: Jennifer love you. It's boobs or like define gravity. She's

256
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,920
Speaker 1: in her absolute peak. Everyone has yellow teeth, yes, everyone

257
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:23,600
Speaker 1: has normal colored teeth. Everyone had botox, everyone has like

258
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,160
Speaker 1: you know those she's wearing that classic Um remember the

259
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,760
Speaker 1: shirt that were so popular that like the little spaghetti

260
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,679
Speaker 1: strap but had like a built in bra with it too,

261
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,720
Speaker 1: you know what? Yeah, so everyone had flyaways And He's like,

262
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,000
Speaker 1: people would be dying right now if this was st

263
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,840
Speaker 1: fly aways. It's almost as if your nipple is hanging

264
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,280
Speaker 1: out how much? But she was flyways. I'm like, so

265
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,920
Speaker 1: you mean some of my hairs might be like around

266
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,680
Speaker 1: my who like right now, feel my head? I just

267
00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:55,520
Speaker 1: did a feld about a disgrace. They pasted my head

268
00:13:55,559 --> 00:14:01,240
Speaker 1: down because of fly away. Um. And so it was

269
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,320
Speaker 1: just interesting to see. And then Jennifer left was every

270
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:10,200
Speaker 1: guy's crush, like god like and even impossible and possibly beautiful,

271
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,160
Speaker 1: like a doll come to life like the Tiniest waste,

272
00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:17,000
Speaker 1: the biggest tiniest boobs. That movie is just so well

273
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:21,560
Speaker 1: done because the background, like everything going on in the background.

274
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,920
Speaker 1: There's jokes happening in the background. You know, there's constantly

275
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280
Speaker 1: people that you're seeing on screen that you're like, that's

276
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,600
Speaker 1: a person that's in the movies now, Like it was

277
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,760
Speaker 1: just everyone was in it. Seth Green was so much

278
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,720
Speaker 1: fun to watch with you because your you remember dialogue,

279
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,840
Speaker 1: you probably haven't seen this movie for a few years

280
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,000
Speaker 1: at least, like at least ten. Pen mean, Nikki was

281
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:44,560
Speaker 1: like like calling out the phrases through the whole film.

282
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do you know that you have such

283
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,000
Speaker 1: an incredible memory? I have a incredible memory or something.

284
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,320
Speaker 1: I watched literally under time, you know, like it's clueless

285
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,200
Speaker 1: and can't hardly wait for me where my bad man

286
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,120
Speaker 1: was so cute. But at the end it was funny

287
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,040
Speaker 1: because I've talked about it before. I didn't kiss a

288
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,440
Speaker 1: boy until like so late in high goal, you know,

289
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,400
Speaker 1: I was like junior senior year or something like that,

290
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,120
Speaker 1: and um and all my friends with kiss boys, and

291
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,440
Speaker 1: I just didn't know how to do it. I thought

292
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,400
Speaker 1: it was gonna be bad and I studied that movie

293
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,800
Speaker 1: so much, the kiss at the very end where you know,

294
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,120
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, the ethan Embery and the girl kiss and

295
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,280
Speaker 1: she does this thing if you go back and watch it,

296
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,640
Speaker 1: and I still do it to this day when you

297
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,160
Speaker 1: kiss someone, you kiss and then a second and a

298
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,040
Speaker 1: half later, your eyebrows go up, like, oh, that was

299
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,000
Speaker 1: surprised me. Like you kiss and then And it was

300
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,080
Speaker 1: so funny because I called it out, I go kiss

301
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,280
Speaker 1: eyebrows and then everyone laughed because they were like, how

302
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,680
Speaker 1: did you know that was gonna happen. I was like,

303
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,640
Speaker 1: I've studied this extensively, and that is how I kissed

304
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,840
Speaker 1: to this day, and and so then that was so fun.

305
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,960
Speaker 1: And then we went to dinner and she had a

306
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,640
Speaker 1: bat two bags of snacks ready for us in the

307
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,680
Speaker 1: theater as a surprise to like indicate two cases of lacroix.

308
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,560
Speaker 1: It was so fun. There were no drugs, there were

309
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,760
Speaker 1: no drinking. It was just all girl good time. Pajama

310
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,720
Speaker 1: might have micro dost a little bit, but I don't

311
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,880
Speaker 1: even think it affected me much. Um it was it

312
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,560
Speaker 1: was awesome girl time. And then Anya and I were

313
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,600
Speaker 1: fresh from a crazy weekend of shows, which is so much,

314
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,280
Speaker 1: so many busties came out. It was so nice to

315
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,960
Speaker 1: see you all. We were in Waterloo, New York at

316
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,480
Speaker 1: a casino called Del Lago, and then we were in Her, Pennsylvania,

317
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,120
Speaker 1: which was amazing. Oh my god, her, she was incredible.

318
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,240
Speaker 1: And then um, the final night was at the Borgata

319
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,680
Speaker 1: in Atlantic City, and we're going to tell you about

320
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,440
Speaker 1: who I got to hang out with their which you

321
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,280
Speaker 1: might are already seen on my Instagram. But it's quite

322
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,840
Speaker 1: a story that surrounds it. So we'll be back right

323
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:44,080
Speaker 1: after this. That story. Okay, we're back. So um was

324
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:49,240
Speaker 1: at the Borgada in Atlantic City on Sunday, wait, Saturday night,

325
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,320
Speaker 1: Saturday night, and there I was doing the music Box Theater,

326
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,920
Speaker 1: which is the smaller of the two venues there at

327
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,280
Speaker 1: the Borgata. Um Jerry Seinfeld was in the other one.

328
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,840
Speaker 1: And I knew about that months before because I remember

329
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,080
Speaker 1: Chris had some friends in Atlantic City and he was like,

330
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,600
Speaker 1: they're deciding between Jerry Seinfeld and you, and they picked you,

331
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that's so nice.

332
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,760
Speaker 1: And then um, So I remembered hearing that, but I

333
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,440
Speaker 1: forgot about it because I just kind of put that

334
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,480
Speaker 1: out of my mind. Because I feel like I don't

335
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,840
Speaker 1: want I don't want to know. I just don't want

336
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,000
Speaker 1: to know who's in the next room selling more tickets.

337
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,159
Speaker 1: And like also Jerry Seinfeld, i'd i'd be like, go

338
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,640
Speaker 1: see him instead of me, But people actually came out

339
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,320
Speaker 1: to see me, Like he had tickets available and they

340
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,359
Speaker 1: still chose to came to see me. It was so fun.

341
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,879
Speaker 1: It was such a good show. And throughout the show,

342
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,520
Speaker 1: I even referenced that, like, you guys chose me tonight.

343
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,119
Speaker 1: Fuck Jerry Seinfeld. Like I was just like being joking,

344
00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,439
Speaker 1: because obviously not I love Jerry Seinfeld, but I was like,

345
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,040
Speaker 1: fuck Jerry, And I was like, you know, you might

346
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,719
Speaker 1: want to step out in there and like cleanse your

347
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,879
Speaker 1: palette after these like pedophile jokes, just like step into

348
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,359
Speaker 1: his showroom and um just see what he's up to.

349
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what if you walk in and he's like,

350
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,000
Speaker 1: what's the deal with pedophiles? I mean they're kids? You

351
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,159
Speaker 1: want to have sex with that kid? Like I was

352
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,600
Speaker 1: just doing kind of Jerry, are you doing? I guess

353
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,840
Speaker 1: someone I've heard someone actually do a bit of a

354
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,919
Speaker 1: Tomta Car used to do dirty Jerry, that's right, So

355
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,919
Speaker 1: I guess I was kind of doing that, but and

356
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,080
Speaker 1: then and so I kept us being like, who needs

357
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,240
Speaker 1: you know, making jokes about it, but also like so

358
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,720
Speaker 1: reverential because I love Jerry Seinfeld so much. And then

359
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,480
Speaker 1: we get off stage, I do the meet and greet,

360
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,080
Speaker 1: which is really fun, aside from the guy who Okay,

361
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,879
Speaker 1: during the show, though there was I was doing a

362
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,760
Speaker 1: whole bit about um that I've been doing for years.

363
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,800
Speaker 1: It's just a bit I've been doing forever. If you

364
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,360
Speaker 1: come to see me when you're like I've already seen

365
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:34,520
Speaker 1: that bit, just know that it just hasn't been in

366
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,600
Speaker 1: a special. I might have done it on the road before,

367
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,720
Speaker 1: but all the stuff I'm doing right now has never

368
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,520
Speaker 1: been in a special. So if you've heard a joke before,

369
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,520
Speaker 1: it's because it's been in my act. Wild There's this

370
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,400
Speaker 1: joke that I've never found to put in a special,

371
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,040
Speaker 1: But it's about how short guys are tend to have

372
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,760
Speaker 1: better personalities than tall guys, and tall guys kind of

373
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,560
Speaker 1: like have the world given to them generally because tall,

374
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,080
Speaker 1: you know, they look like they have more power, so

375
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,960
Speaker 1: everyone like kind of likes them and laughs at everything

376
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,280
Speaker 1: they say, so they think they're funny all this b

377
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,080
Speaker 1: da da da that. So I'm doing I do that

378
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,200
Speaker 1: bit and then I move on to something else. And

379
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,359
Speaker 1: in the middle of a bit, a guy just walks

380
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,399
Speaker 1: to the front of the stage, which does not happen

381
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,359
Speaker 1: ever unless you're at a cop Maybe this happen at

382
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:16,600
Speaker 1: commic clubs. And he sets a shot glass on the

383
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,960
Speaker 1: stage and it's like offering it to me, you know,

384
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,320
Speaker 1: And I just go, what do he do? What? What is?

385
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,400
Speaker 1: What is what's happening over here? And he's just like

386
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,800
Speaker 1: and I go, what is that? And he goes I

387
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,280
Speaker 1: think whiskey, and I go, oh, sorry. He doesn't know

388
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,520
Speaker 1: the drink, but he does know the chemical compound of

389
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,920
Speaker 1: the pill he put inside of it. He's very sure

390
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,160
Speaker 1: of that. And I was just making I go this

391
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:41,479
Speaker 1: what what what made you do that? And I'm like,

392
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,320
Speaker 1: I forget the jokes I was making. It was pretty

393
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,800
Speaker 1: funny about it. But um, I was like, thank you

394
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,679
Speaker 1: so much, like never do that again, like kind of

395
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: under my breath, like being thank you. That's really nice actually,

396
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 1: but you have no self awareness and um, this was

397
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,199
Speaker 1: a bad choice. And um. And then and then I

398
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,400
Speaker 1: go and also it's just I go, I really see

399
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,439
Speaker 1: him when walked away because it's kind of far. The

400
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,160
Speaker 1: room was so fucking big and so full of people.

401
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 1: I could pick it up. But um, I go, you're tall,

402
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,439
Speaker 1: aren't you. This is such a fucking tall thing to do,

403
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,280
Speaker 1: like a confident, a hot guy thing to do, because

404
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 1: just to interrupt a show and be like I'm gonna

405
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,760
Speaker 1: give her a shot and she's gonna be so grateful.

406
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,720
Speaker 1: I go, First of all, I don't drink, so thanks

407
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,119
Speaker 1: for your research and I've already said that on stage tonight.

408
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 1: And secondly, you just interrupted my bit and it wasn't

409
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 1: like I was you know, I'm not Bert Kreisher, Like

410
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 1: this wasn't It was just not the vibe and kind

411
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: of trashed him a little bit for it. But it

412
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,639
Speaker 1: makes me think of like when guys like ask women,

413
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,680
Speaker 1: um to like go out with them on like a

414
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,640
Speaker 1: jumbo tron. It's like puts them on the spot. It's

415
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable for the woman. Wait, we asked them to

416
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,800
Speaker 1: go out like you mean, get engaged to go out

417
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,919
Speaker 1: with you. I like you, just like you know, like

418
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: in like a very public setting. It just so it's

419
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 1: it it's cringe. And this is the guy I think

420
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 1: it is. It's so checks out. Do you know, because

421
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 1: you didn't, did you witness? I think I met this

422
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: person at the march table got groped his wife, trying

423
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 1: to chastise him in front of me. I realized immediately

424
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 1: she has the full time job of babysitting her husband.

425
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 1: He was so annoying. He kept saying he was going

426
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 1: to carry me. He said, you're not going to carry me.

427
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,960
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna lift you up. I'm gonna lift him, Like,

428
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: you're not going to lift me up? And then he

429
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: like groped up to and I said no. I was like,

430
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: please get your hand. I already shamed him from the stage,

431
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: and then at the meet and greet he asked to

432
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: lift me up, which I never want because even though

433
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 1: you think I'm light, I have heavy bones and you

434
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 1: were going to make some kind of I don't want

435
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 1: to be that close to you. I think, stop howard trip. Guys. Yes,

436
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 1: guys like that get off that women saying no, no, no,

437
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 1: no no no, that's what they want to get Ray pissed.

438
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, exactly. But he also was harassing this

439
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 1: other couple. I thought they were together and they were

440
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: trying to take a photo of me. He's like, all right,

441
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the picture of you. Guys. Now lift

442
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 1: her up, lift on you up, lift her up. I'm like,

443
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 1: do not lift me up? And the guy's like lifting up,

444
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 1: caring fetish, you know, like he just his poor wife.

445
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change his name because I remember his ask.

446
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 1: I will say, and sometimes they just like grab you.

447
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean, this hasn't happened in years. I mean, this

448
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: was more like the wild West of comedy clubs, where

449
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 1: no one knew who you were. I was an opening

450
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: act that didn't respect me at all, and now there's

451
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 1: it just rarely happens. But um, it was nice to

452
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: have besties like right behind him so that when he left,

453
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: they were like, are you okay? That's fine because I

454
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 1: know how to kind of handle it. Now. He just goes,

455
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: can I lift you up? And I go no, and

456
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: he goes really like, first of all, shut I said, no,

457
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: don't give me no one, no, no, I'm six four,

458
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 1: yes exactly, And I go, I knew you were tall

459
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: as soon as you walked up. I go, I knew

460
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 1: the guy that brought a shot was fucking tall. And

461
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 1: then he no offense to any tall people listening. You're

462
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: all kind and I love you. Um. But then he goes.

463
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: Then we take a picture and he kisses might side

464
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: of my face, but I don't know if he's kissing

465
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: me or licking it. I thought he's gonna lick, so

466
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: he I think he's licking my face and I make

467
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: a face like I'm just like, get it over with.

468
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 1: And always the times when the cameras don't work right,

469
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: so you have to hold it, and I know you're like,

470
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 1: why don't you tell him get to funk off you?

471
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: I swear to God, you guys, it is more work

472
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 1: than to just get through with it, like to just

473
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: because then his wife, and I was embarrassed for his wife,

474
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 1: who was very nice and who could you could tell

475
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: it's like just putting up with her drunk husband who

476
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: kind of kepting like Michael Michael Michael had changed his name,

477
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: but full name Michael Michael. I told him I was like,

478
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: please post that because my face was so funny in it,

479
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: because I was so disgusted, and he was like, how

480
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: this sucks, and I go, no, that's hilarious, Like you

481
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: focus on my face and know that this is how

482
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: most people feel when encountering you. And you're gonna start

483
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: getting older and you're gonna lose your fucking looks, and

484
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: then what are you going to have? The sad part

485
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: is he will never have any self awareness about it.

486
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: Even after he listens to this, I'll probably have a

487
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: weird like, yeah, I was trying to censor myself a yeah,

488
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: half chub for this whole story, I'll be like, yes, success, Yeah,

489
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: that's the problem with sociopaths, like they do like it.

490
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: And he did. Because if I were him and I

491
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 1: brought a shot on stage thinking it would be a

492
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: funny thing because I've been that person before where I

493
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: just don't read the room right and then you get

494
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: a little bit shamed. I didn't shame him mercilessly because

495
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm grateful he just made it. You know, he made

496
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: an error and thinking that's the right time he's maybe

497
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: with just freshly from a Burt Chriser show, where that's

498
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: okay and and actually like invited, So I wasn't. I

499
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: trusted him a little bit, but I was also like,

500
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: thank you for coming, no big deal, thank you for

501
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 1: the shot. That was nice to think of, you know.

502
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: But then if that happened to me. I would skip

503
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: the meet and greet because I would be so embarrassed

504
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: that she knows I'm that guy. But I tell you apologize.

505
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: Ten out of ten times, when someone is an embarrassing person,

506
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: a guy in the crowd and does something that I

507
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: the whole crowd feels crunch for them. They will come

508
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,199
Speaker 1: to the meet and greet and they'll be like, I

509
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: was the guy that did that, and I go, I

510
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 1: know you are because I studied your face to use

511
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: it for a sketch artist when you eventually ranked me. Someday,

512
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: I would like, I studied your face so I can

513
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: give it to a police sketch artist. Um, but it's yeah,

514
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: it's just a certain type of person. But it's a

515
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: rare person. Anyway, after the show, I get done without

516
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: Meat and Great. I washed my hands, um, I cleansed

517
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: my balance, and I'm getting ready to sit down and

518
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: eat my dinner. That was delicious. And I was so

519
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 1: excited because meat I had been done with three shows,

520
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: three meet and Greats, which is really six shows, and

521
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: just to be a night. I love the meet and greets. No,

522
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: this is over like in three days. So Thursday, Friday Saturday.

523
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: It was just like and we drove in between each show,

524
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: like it was a lot of work for me, Anya

525
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: and Matt Um you know, my tour manager, Matt Pond,

526
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: and so we were all just kind of like And

527
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 1: Bobby jay Cox was also who you've heard on the podcast.

528
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: He was also there. So we're all backstage. Oh and

529
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: before the show, Matt said something to me right about Jerry. Yeah,

530
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: he was like, would you, like, Nikki, would you have

531
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: any interested in meeting Jerry today because he's just down

532
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 1: the way if you want, we can set that up. Yeah.

533
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: He was like, do you want me to inquire about it?

534
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, god, no, no, like he he

535
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: doesn't need to meet me, Like I don't want to

536
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 1: bother him, Like, of course I would love to meet

537
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld, but like I have met Jerry before. I

538
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: was on inside Amy Schumer and we did a sketch

539
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: called Eighties Ladies and at the end of it Jerry

540
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: comes in and we like I get to latch arms

541
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: with him, watch on the street. I met him briefly

542
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: that day. It was very cool outside. It was a

543
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: quick shoot. It was cool to be on camera with him,

544
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. We didn't have an interaction. I knew

545
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: his wife from hanging out at Amy's house. His wife,

546
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: Jess and Amy are friends, and I really loved Jess

547
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 1: and we were Instagram friends for a while and we

548
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: haven't talked to years, but I liked her. But I

549
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I got the sense about Jerry

550
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: from watching Comedians and Cars, Like, first of all, I

551
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: think I was like a little bit better, like I

552
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: wanted to be on that. Not that I should have

553
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 1: been on the show, but I wish it was still

554
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: around so that when I was famous enough, I could

555
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: have been on it. So I was always kind of like,

556
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: I'm almost like there were a couple of comics on

557
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,479
Speaker 1: it that I was like, Oh, I could be on

558
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,919
Speaker 1: the show, you know. And I think I was just

559
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: like I want to be on the show. And and

560
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: from watching Comedian the documentary and just being a huge

561
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: Starry Centl fan, I thought I knew what he was like,

562
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: and like, he's very serious about comedy. He's gonna want

563
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: to talk bits I might not have any, and he's

564
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: not going to be a fan of my comedy like

565
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: he does clean comedy. He's very meticulous about word um

566
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: choice and just he hasn't he has the style that

567
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: I wish I could have, and that I just I

568
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't have the discipline or whatever. And

569
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: I just revere him. He's a you know, an advocate

570
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: of transcendental meditation. He's just smart and cool and he's

571
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 1: the kind of comic I wish I could be in

572
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: terms of work ethic and stuff and and clean and

573
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: accessible and all those things. And then on backstage about

574
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: to sit down, like about to take a bite of

575
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: my cauliflower, and I'm like ah, and then Matt comes

576
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: back and it's like, uh, Nikki, Jerry would like to

577
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: see you. And I was just like okay. I didn't

578
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: even freak out. I was like, yep, that's happening. And

579
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: I was just I knew exactly what it meant. I

580
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: was like, I have been summoned. Jerry wants to meet me.

581
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: I just I think I might have said, like he

582
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: asked for me, and He's like yes, And so it

583
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: was like go time, and Matt was like I think

584
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: you should go, like you should have one person go

585
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: with you if you want, and I was like absolutely,

586
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: and he starts getting ready. I'm like Annie and I

587
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: are going. She's the perfect wingman for a situation where

588
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: you know, she's not gonna like fan girl out too hard,

589
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: she's not gonna embarrass herself. She like is cool around celebrities. Um.

590
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: And so she comes with me and we get walked

591
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: through like the bowels of the Atlantic City casino to

592
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: the other side of the place where Jerry is just performed,

593
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: and we don't know what to expect, like at all.

594
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: I just think he's being cordial to the other comedians

595
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: performing there. We had no idea, but the way where

596
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: the security guard did say he never does this, and

597
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: he comes to Atlantic City a lot, and he's like,

598
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: he's never done this with like the other comic performing

599
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, he's like and all the times he's

600
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: never done something like Jerry never does this. I don't

601
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: know that Jerry never does this. I was like, all right,

602
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: and so, oh my god, I'm getting bumps again. That night,

603
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: we could not stop getting goosebumps. It was. And we're

604
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: both pretty non like we're not starstruck. People know, like,

605
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm pretty chill, like we've met a lot of people.

606
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Was nervous to meet Jerry though, because we were both

607
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: like down the hall like click click click our high heels.

608
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: They were just playing that called trivia game on your Instagram.

609
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: So weird because the night before one of my fans, Innocence,

610
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: brought me a fun trivia card game of Seinfeld Trivia

611
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: and I was nailing it, and like I would realize,

612
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking good Seinfeld fan. Like it is, I

613
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: still retain a lot of that obsessive knowledge from you know,

614
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: middle school, high school, um, and that show I put

615
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: it on all the time. It still holds up. It's

616
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: the best and as you all know. And so then

617
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: we get we approach and I guess it's the last

618
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: dressing room and I kind of know, it says, and

619
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: I just here is she? Here? Is she here? And

620
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: I walk in and he's our are you walking up

621
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: to the front of the door to greet us? And

622
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: he is even before I get him, he embraces me

623
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: and he's like, I think I blacked out, but he

624
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: goes he says something like, I am a huge fan.

625
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: I love you. You are so funny. I have watched

626
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: everything you do. You are so eager, And I was like,

627
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: I thought, I literally said this to him, I go

628
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: are you doing an impression of what I should be

629
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: saying to you. Like I said that to him, I go,

630
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: this is all the sort of stuff I go on,

631
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I go your Jerry Seinfeld. I

632
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: was like, you don't know what you mean to me?

633
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for everything, like I love you.

634
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: And I started kind of tearing up because he was

635
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: just saying he was like a true fan of mine.

636
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: Like I thought they were doing a bit. I thought

637
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: it was a put on because all I heard I'm

638
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: behind Nikki as we're entering this tiny little green room

639
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: that they're all in. He's there with his two openers,

640
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: and all I hear is I love you, I love you.

641
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you. I love that this is happening.

642
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: I love that this is happening. And I'm like, oh,

643
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: this is a joke, like they're just being big on purpose,

644
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: And then I realized this is real. They've really truly

645
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: never met like this before and they're both freaking out.

646
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: He was like, what was your first impression? Because I

647
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: had like a cup hot. Yeah, he was like, he

648
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: is not so hot, it's insane. And he's also like

649
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: Chris to me, like he looked like the way my

650
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: boyfriend is going to age, and like I wouldn't have

651
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 1: thought Jerry Seinfeld would like give this aura of like hotness,

652
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: like I've never like no offense, but he's always been

653
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: cool and definitely like a catch on his show. He's

654
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: always like the guy that was dating, like the cool girl,

655
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: and he's like and he has like a hot wife.

656
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: I mean, he does well for himself. There's you. I

657
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: should have assumed he would be this way in person,

658
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: but he was like fit and had good posture but

659
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: like not too bulky, not too thin, like perfect sixty

660
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 1: something year old man bod like perfect like hot silver

661
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: fox like hair, right jawline, like he really did. I afterwards,

662
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: I texted Chris, and I think Chris was probably rolling

663
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: his eyes, like you can just say Jerry's hard. You

664
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: don't have to prepare him to me. But I was like,

665
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: you literally he did. He's so cute. And my first

666
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: impression really was like I didn't know how how animated

667
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: and enthusiastic and giving and like like how much he

668
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: laughs and gives and is like so so upbeat, so energetic,

669
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: like I thought he would just be like I mean,

670
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: this guy's been around for fucking ever. He is the

671
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 1: goat like he is, he has no reason to have

672
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: any enthusiasm. He could be what ever he wants to be.

673
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: He could be very jaded, um, but he was like

674
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: a true fan of mine and my walk away from

675
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,239
Speaker 1: the whole thing. He invited us to sit down. He goes,

676
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: what do you want? Do you want to stop? Do

677
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: you want to drink? Do? What? What do you want? What?

678
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: Do we have? Everything? And he introduced us to his openers,

679
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: Mario and what was the other guy's name. They're so cute,

680
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: they were handsome men. And we just sat around and

681
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: talked for like five minutes. Do you talk to Jerry

682
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: Seinfeld about and who is the one who's like guiding

683
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: in the conversation? Okay, so what we talked to me?

684
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: First of all, I was like, I just want you

685
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: to know I've seen all your YouTube's. He goes, I've

686
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: seen everything you've done every I know everything about I

687
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: have watched all of your stuff on YouTube. I know everything.

688
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: Because she was at one point just like so I

689
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: moved back to St. Louis. He's like, oh, I already

690
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: know that, he goes, because I was telling his openers

691
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: because they go where are you from? And Mario asked,

692
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: and I go, They go, where do you live? And

693
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: I go, I live in St. Louis And I go.

694
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: And I looked at Jerry because usually people are shocked

695
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: when they hear that I live. And I looked at Jerry,

696
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: like it's true. And he goes, oh, I know you

697
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: think I don't know that about I know, I'm like,

698
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: did he But um, so I will say one thing

699
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: that was really interesting and this will be good to

700
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: Seinfeld fans. As he was like talking about I forget

701
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: how we got on the subject of it, but I said,

702
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: um oh, I told him listen. I know, you know,

703
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: I know he hears about how great Seinfeld is all

704
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: day long, but I just had to tell him. I

705
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: was like, I have to say, I was you know

706
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: you Seinfeld made me who I am in eighth grade,

707
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: which is one of the coolest things that ever happened

708
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: to me. My my algebra teacher, Gay King was his name,

709
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 1: was the best algebra teacher name for eighth graders. Gay

710
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: King was his name. Mr King. Mr King gave me

711
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: um the weekend I was supposed to take a test

712
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: on Friday, UM and Thursday night before the test was

713
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: the finale of Seinfeld, and he knew how much it

714
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: meant to me that I would not be able to

715
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: study that night, so he let me take the test

716
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: on Monday. And I've never heard of anything like that

717
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: before since, and I just felt so seen. I thought, like,

718
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: this is like he know, like it was almost like

719
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: no one's ever given me that kind of like leeway

720
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: for even if my grandma died. But this was because

721
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: the Seinfeld finale, Like he took it seriously. And I

722
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: don't even know if he was a Seinfeld fan, but

723
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: I told Jerry that, and he goes, well, I'm sorry

724
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: we disappointed you with the finale because the finale is

725
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: class like panned by Sinfeld fans except me, thank god,

726
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: because I've always loved the finale. I thought it had

727
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: to be different than a regular Sinfeld episode and and

728
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I actually like My favorite

729
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: thing about the finale was the montage and the song,

730
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: and he goes, I had the Time of your Life

731
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: Green Day, and I was like, it's the best song

732
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: to choose, and that has now used on so many montages.

733
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: I hope you are the time of your life. But

734
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: at the time, I think it was the first one

735
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: that they used that and it made me cry. It's

736
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: the best montage. And he was like, thank you, I

737
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: chose that song, like he was very proud of his

738
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: choice of that. And then he was talking about the

739
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: finale and how and I go, if you don't remember

740
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: the sign of finale, they all kind of go on

741
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: trial for like making fun of this fat guy as

742
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: he's like they were like making fun of someone as

743
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: he's robbed, and they get on trial for like he

744
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: gets robbed. It's like they're really mean. And then they

745
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: go on trial and they all go to jail pretty

746
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: much and they're nish at the end. And he said,

747
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: I regret that because I did that because everyone I

748
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: was listening to critics. I was listening to people say

749
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: that these people are bad people, they're mean people. They

750
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, then if everyone thinks that

751
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: way about them, they need to come up in And

752
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: that's what he wanted to do with that episode, was

753
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: show that like it's not okay to be a bad

754
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: person a selfish person. And he goes, but they weren't

755
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: bad people. I look back on it, and I let

756
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: critics convinced me that they were bad people. They weren't

757
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: bad people. Everyone's selfish common they were people. They were people,

758
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: and he regretted that. And then he also though said

759
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 1: as much as he wished, he wouldn't have listened to

760
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: the critics. He said, He's I forget who he quoted.

761
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: It was someone if some artists he had quoted saying like,

762
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 1: there's no idiot whose advice I can't benefit from. Every

763
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: idiot has some piece something that you can hear, Like

764
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: every YouTube comment, there's something to be gleaned that you

765
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: can take us feedback as an artist. And I liked

766
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: that because I hate when people are like get mad

767
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: at the audience. My biggest pet peeve, as you probably know,

768
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: is like when comedians are on stage and they tell

769
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: a joke and they're like, oh, you guys just don't

770
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: get that this crowd fucking sucks, and they get mad

771
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: at the crowd. I'm like, no, you suck the crowd.

772
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: There have been shitty crowds, for sure, that are just

773
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: dumb or they're not listening. But you are an art

774
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: you need to adjust. You need either go to their

775
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: level or like acknowledge that this room is full of

776
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: drunk people or acknowledge that this room is full of

777
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: people talk. You need to figure out a way, Like

778
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: it might be hard, it might be impossible, but like

779
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: blaming the crowd is so lame to me, And so

780
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: I liked hearing that because even when people go, you

781
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: don't need to listen to that person's opinion about you.

782
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: Stop reading the comments, which I don't read anymore because

783
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: they just hurt me too much. But I do think

784
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: that you know, we're trying to entertain the masses, like

785
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: some feedback can be helpful, even if it's like you're

786
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: a fat slut and all I should I okay, well

787
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: I do dye my hair? Maybe I could take you

788
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: did spell die wrong? And unintentionally, But he was saying

789
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: he was working on a new film and that he

790
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: was asking for all kinds of feedback from all kinds

791
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: of folks, and he didn't necessarily love the feedback the

792
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: network was giving him, but he was like, I'm gonna

793
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: listen to it to be open minded, And they're right,

794
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: that's so cool because you just I always thought of

795
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: him as like such a lone wolf. Like he is,

796
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: so he knows how to do his own set and

797
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't take advice from anyone else, which is still

798
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: true because I said, you know, this is interesting, Jerry,

799
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: because I've been thinking about my stand up set and

800
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: how I approached My roasts have always been the thing

801
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: that everyone applauds me for the most, like my roasts,

802
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: and there's a part of me that doesn't feel like

803
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: I can take credit for it because it was such

804
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: a process that I invited other writers into other comedians,

805
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: and I had a lot of help on roast. Even

806
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: though I wrote many, if not most, of the jokes,

807
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: I got a lot of help. Um And for some reason,

808
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: I go and I don't know why I don't do

809
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: the same with my stand up, Like why am I

810
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: not getting help from people? And he goes, no, No,

811
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: your stand up is you know you're doing everything right.

812
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: You don't need He goes, for example, I'm working on

813
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: this bit about playing poker and how I don't care

814
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: about my It was some you know, very early bit

815
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: that he's working on, and he goes, no, one's gonna

816
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: be able to tag that up for me, or you know,

817
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: tag being a joke on after a punch line, He's like,

818
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: no one knows that's that's in my head. That's my

819
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: own bird. No one can, no one can help me

820
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: with that. And so it was he was He was

821
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: very very full of juxtaposition of like listen to people,

822
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: but also do your own thing. Like but the one

823
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 1: thing I will always try to remember is that he said,

824
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: at one point I was talking and telling a story

825
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: and he looked at his friends and he goes her voice,

826
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: even her, the way she talks is funny. She has

827
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: a voice. What do you say? She has the comedy voice.

828
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: She's got the comedy voice. And I was just like,

829
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: it was. Oh. The best was when he he christened

830
00:39:55,120 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: to you a jew and no, I'm sorry, and was like,

831
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: you're sorry. He was like laughing and he was like

832
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: you're not because you are you are and I go, yeah,

833
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: you know, I wish I were. And he goes glazer

834
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: and you go, I know people always think that, and

835
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: he goes, you are what you are and I go, okay,

836
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: then I am. I said, that's how you know if

837
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: you're Jewish, you're Jewish, because if your mom is Jewish

838
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: Jewish or Jerry Seinfeld says you're Jewish, those are the

839
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: two ways, and so I'm Jewish. It was such an

840
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: amazing thing to just be in the room for that,

841
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: because I was I'm pretty like unflappable, and my eyes

842
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: teared up several times, and I was like, why am

843
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: I crying right now? I was looking at the carpet

844
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: like pull it together on you. No one could tell,

845
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: but I was just going, Wow, this man has touched

846
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: all of our lives so much like Curb Your Enthusiasm

847
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: Larry David Seinfeld, Julia, Louis Dreyfus, Veep, like so many

848
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: things I love in my life are due to the

849
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 1: Laugh Factory. I mean everything, you know, It's been so

850
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: culturally impactive, maybe more so than any one we anyone

851
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: you can think of, like in terms of how influential

852
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: he has been. He was so abulliant, Like you do

853
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: think he's going to be jaded, but he was just

854
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: so full of joy and look like he had the

855
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: most eyes and he was just like staring at Nick.

856
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: He's smiling like a hundred percent joy the whole time.

857
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: But I really, like, I know my great people have

858
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: said him funny before, Conan says him funny, like all

859
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: my heroes saying funny, And you guys know, as my

860
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: besties that I doubt that sometimes and I think I'm

861
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,479
Speaker 1: tricking people or I'm like, you know, I figured it out,

862
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: but it's not real, like for some reason, like I

863
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: really I gotta I'm gonna remember the way he said that,

864
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: like if he like I can't question Jerry Simon, not

865
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: that I can question Conan either, but sometimes I'm like

866
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: Conan is just being nice, like and yeah, I've I've

867
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: done well in his show, but like I was, I

868
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: don't know, I just sometimes can I gotta just remember this?

869
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: For some reason, Jerry really got through to me of

870
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: like no, he's a legitimate fan of mine and like

871
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: wants to hear what I have to say. And it

872
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: was like and he was like, you should have been

873
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,479
Speaker 1: in my movie. We should have put her in my movie.

874
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: God it like he was so mad. And then Anya's like,

875
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: then you guys need to work together on just being

876
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: my agent. She's like, you need to put her in something.

877
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: You guys need something I didn't know Comedians and Cars

878
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: is over? Is it? I feel like he would have

879
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: said that I've seen every single one and I would

880
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 1: love to see you guys do it. But then Anya,

881
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: Anya's just like I'm like, this is my opener. They

882
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: don't even know if she doesn't like they're not really

883
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: It was so fast when we were all introwing that

884
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: it was unclear. And then we you know, we have

885
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: a friend in common, Ryan Hamilton's, and we were talking

886
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: about his news stand up and um and as like

887
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: it's this great twenty minutes about his accident he had

888
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and Jerry's like, we should produce it.

889
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: You and I we're gonna produce it. So he like

890
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: a deal that night, and he even said, I know

891
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: this sounds like just this Hollywood, like we're not going

892
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: to do it, but we're doing this. And then so

893
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: Anya and I went and saw Ryan Hamilton's said last night,

894
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 1: and I feel like we're going to get the wheels

895
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: in motion on this. We are. It's so good. It

896
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: was so fun. It was like, I don't I'm still

897
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: pinching myself. What did your parents say? They? UM, I

898
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: haven't got you know what. I texted them, just the picture.

899
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you're never gonna believe it, and then

900
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: they just like hearted it. I haven't talked to them

901
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: yet because I've been on this girl's trip, but there

902
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: I did say, like he was he's a huge fan

903
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: of mine. Take how much you think he would be

904
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: excited to see me in your Wildest Dreams and multiply

905
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: it by a hundred, because it literally was like, I'm

906
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: not joking you. I've never would have thought that Jerry

907
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: Seinfeld would be that excited to meet me. It I

908
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: literally said to him, are you doing an impression of

909
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: how excited I should be? Like it felt like it

910
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: felt like the way that I was trying to suppress,

911
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: like the version of myself is totally unbridled happiness in

912
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: excitement was the way he was. I was kind of

913
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: like he could easy fan girl Like it was that much.

914
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait for your parents to hear. That was

915
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: definitely the highlight of one of the highlights of the year.

916
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: There surely was. And also the weirdest thing is we're

917
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: playing a manifestation game with the girls chain, like play

918
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: the game of in your Wildest Dreams. Let's say a

919
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: phone call happens, you pick up the phone, what is

920
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: the great news on the other end? And we're all

921
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: making lists, and one thing on my list this is

922
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: a month ago I was like, I want to produce

923
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: a comedy special or work with a comedian would love

924
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: if it's Nikki, but any you know, like I would

925
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: love to work more closely with comedians in terms of

926
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: like working on a special. You said produce a comedy special,

927
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, well, I've ever heard this dream?

928
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: What's going on here? And then all of a sudden,

929
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: Jerry's like, we're producing it. Yeah. I told Jerry, I go,

930
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: I want I want ran to do this, but he

931
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: just keeps saying he's going to shelve it, and I

932
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: want to produce it, and he goes, you should produce it,

933
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: and I go yeah, and then he goes, I'll do

934
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: it with you. I'm like, this is a joke. So

935
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 1: there's a plug for speaking your dreams into existence. I'm

936
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: telling you. I talked about it last week on the

937
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: podcast about doing mantras, and I got a lot of

938
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: feedback from besties about my new mantra of I Approve

939
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: of Myself, I Approve of myself. And I was doing

940
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: it this morning because I was on my way to

941
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: a shoot and I was feeling like just chalky skin

942
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: and like kind of just bloated from too much like

943
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: food last night late at night, and I was just

944
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: feeling like m warning warning, White Lotus spoiler alert ahead.

945
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: White Lotus spoiler alert ahead. If you have not watched

946
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: the finale of White Lotus season two, please skip ahead

947
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: at least two minutes. It maybe more than that. I

948
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: am sorry if it is warning warning. White Lotus spoiler

949
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: alert commencing. Now, you know Jennifer Coolich when she fell

950
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: off that yacht and just was floating in that ocean,

951
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: I just felt really confused and puffy and you know,

952
00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: just betrayed, and I was like, I approve of myself.

953
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: I approve of myself. I guys, spoiler alert. I do

954
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: a great Jennifer Coolidge. I've realized this now. Oh yeah,

955
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: by the way, I just gave away the ending of

956
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: White Lotus. Fuck wait, let me do this? Can you

957
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: do it underwater? I approving myself? Oh wow, I was trying.

958
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: I was so sad White Lotus. If you guys haven't

959
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: seen the finale, I'm sorry, UM to spoil it. We'll

960
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: do an insert of a spoiler alert for that because

961
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: that one's really important. Um, but yeah, I can't do.

962
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: We were working this weekend. My Jennifer Coolidge is like,

963
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: have you been watching White Lotus? Noah, m hm no, no,

964
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: you have not. Um, I think most of the nation

965
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: has watched it. I think it's like the like being

966
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: hungry or not, Like I've watched my appetite, now I'm hungry.

967
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:06,439
Speaker 1: Now I've Oh that fish looks good? Oh man, why

968
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: did I have to die? I wanted to be on

969
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: the next season? Oh god? Um, but it's a little off.

970
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: I need to watch it again. So good, And I

971
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: know people who haven't seen it yet are probably like

972
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: stopped talking about it, and people who have seen it

973
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: are like wanting to hear more about it. I even

974
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: this morning with my makeup artist, I was like, I'm

975
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: still like recovering from White Lotus, Like I'm still can

976
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: I just say my final thoughts about White Lotus? Do it? She? No?

977
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: What do you care if I spoil it for you? No?

978
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: I don't care. You promise, yeah, because like for me,

979
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: it's watching the whole thing. It's not just like the

980
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: ending that counts, you know what I mean? So I

981
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: don't care about this. Okay, well let me just talk

982
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: in code. Then what happens at the end of White Lotus.

983
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: It's a great ending. Everything I agree with. I agree

984
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: with the couples all getting together at the end through

985
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: that fucked up web of betrayal. I loved that. I

986
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: loved um. I loved the deception from UH the the

987
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: like UH sex workers. I love that whole thing, Like

988
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: they not only deceived the guys, but they deceived us

989
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 1: as viewers with the Elicio character. I thought it was brilliant.

990
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: But someone didn't need to die. That didn't need to happen.

991
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: We I love how I'm talking about. We what happened

992
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: before that person died was enough of the cool thing.

993
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: We didn't need to see that person die. It was

994
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: like it didn't give us anything. It was enough of

995
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: an ending for her to have that, to get the

996
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: bag and go in the room and then the guys

997
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,439
Speaker 1: come up and that whole thing that happened, that was enough,

998
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: and for her to just they could have panned out

999
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: for her on the boat, just being like oh God,

1000
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: and you could have just seen her like worried and

1001
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: like what's gonna happen and you know she's gonna be

1002
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: safe and it's gonna have a lot of explaining to do,

1003
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 1: but that, and they could have left something so that

1004
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: you know, she's going to have a trail where she

1005
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: can get you know, she's not gonna be found guilty,

1006
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: but she's gonna be able to have proof that they

1007
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: were going to kill her. You know, I'll tell you

1008
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: why I think that happened. Why Because I think that

1009
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: we need to have no hope. That's what this show

1010
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: is saying. I think that it's a centrist view of

1011
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: love and life on purpose in a big way. I

1012
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: think it's exaggerated cynicism, and that's why we lose the

1013
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: person we love the most. I don't hate Cameron and

1014
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: Daphne's relationship. I have to as someone who's like, I

1015
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: don't like the lying because they both do lie to

1016
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 1: each other, but if they both were honest with each other,

1017
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: that they both they're having ad time. But she did

1018
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: have tears in her eyes when she found out if

1019
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't the best actress for that betrayal the nuance

1020
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: of her sadness, like I'm okay. So I read some

1021
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: synopsis of it, and it was like, we see her

1022
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: get over the betrayal of an affair in point five seconds.

1023
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm getting like the hurt and then shake it off,

1024
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: and you just see that this woman has had to

1025
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: do it so many times that the half life is

1026
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 1: now milliseconds for her to get over it. And it's

1027
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: just I mean, it's like Elizabeth Shovel acting because Elizabeth

1028
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 1: Moss used to say so much with just her eyes

1029
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: on mad men on handmade's tale she can do, Like,

1030
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna go to break and come back

1031
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: with a new segment after this and we're back. Um,

1032
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: just a reminder that my tour, the Good Girl Tour,

1033
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: is ongoing, and um, we have a couple three days

1034
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: left for the rest of the year. This weekend, it's

1035
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City on Friday, Tulsa, Oklahoma on Saturday, and then

1036
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: on December thirty one, New Year's Eve special St. Louis Show,

1037
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: So those tickets are available. Meeting grades are always available

1038
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: at the Merch boot as long, as well as tons

1039
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: of new merch that I wish I could wear myself.

1040
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: But it has my face on it, so it's kind

1041
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: of weird, but it's so cute. I almost wish it

1042
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: wasn't so cute because I'm jealous and I want it

1043
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: on my body. You can get away with the Navy,

1044
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: for sure. It's not too obvious. It's kind of where

1045
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: a hall ask Okay, cool? Um, Yeah, the Navy one

1046
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: is so good. All of them are good. Um and

1047
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 1: Anya will be there and with special guests all the time.

1048
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: Not sure who exactly now, but um yeah wait, Tim

1049
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: Confie actually is going to be on the New Year's

1050
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: TV show and Anya as well, and so I hope

1051
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: to see you guys there. And let's get to our

1052
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: new segment that we have. Noah came up with a

1053
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: great idea. Um. It is where we go back in

1054
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: time and review a headline from the past and kind

1055
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: of talk about the headline itself, but also like where

1056
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: we were when this thing happened. It's a chance for

1057
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: us just to go back to time a little bit.

1058
00:51:50,760 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: So let's get too old news old that was recorded

1059
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: this weekend. That sounds so good, it's great, well done. Noah, Okay, Noah,

1060
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: what is the old news for us? Old news headline

1061
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: goes back to uh Nicki and Sarah of MTVS. Nicki

1062
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: and Sarah Alive choose two fans of the show to

1063
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: take over their hosting duties and they surprised them with

1064
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: a one direction interview. And now I want to share

1065
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: this because it's important because what was going on in

1066
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: the news is Uh, it was just upon the Harry

1067
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: Styles and Taylor Swift breakup, and uh, I want everyone

1068
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: to see what happens next. No, well it was Taylor Swift.

1069
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: You want to ask my questions? Okay, so you're surprising.

1070
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: What did she say about Taylor Swift? What was so?

1071
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: Harry Styles asks, what were you guys listening to the

1072
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: headphones on the way over? Because the girls were blindfolded,

1073
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: We had them listening to headphones. They had no idea

1074
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: that they were going to be interviewing one direction. There's

1075
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: so much of a story behind this. So so as

1076
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 1: I was going down this rabbit hole, I realized that

1077
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: the girl who said she was listening to Taylor Swift

1078
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: right as um like it was. It was right after

1079
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: the breakup I had. I just want to show you

1080
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: this Harry and Taylor. Yeah, and she's saying this to

1081
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: Harry Style. She's saying it to Harry Styles, And I

1082
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: just want you to look a freeze frame of the

1083
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: reaction of the know that they broke up. Yeah, she

1084
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: was just telling the truth. Look at their faces when

1085
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: she said that she was listening to Taylor Swift. They

1086
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: all know, They're like, oh ship, they loved it. So

1087
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: this when I is that the People's Choice Award. Olivia

1088
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: Wilde was there and you know her and Harry just

1089
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: broke up, right. I did not know that Olivia. I

1090
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: didn't know Olivia wild was going to be there. In backstage,

1091
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: they were doing like these photo shoots like with these

1092
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: really nice photographers, and during the photo shoot they had

1093
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 1: music on and they were playing like as it was,

1094
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: and she was like backstage and I'm like, tell someone

1095
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: to turn that off, like I mean because it's her exces. Yeah,

1096
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 1: like that kind of sucks for her or for like anyone,

1097
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: Like even Jason sadekis having to hear Harry styles like

1098
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: everywhere he goes. It's like a thing. But okay, So

1099
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: that Nicki and Sarah thing, how it came about was

1100
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: like I think we found out we were going to

1101
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: have five minutes with one direction, and we're like, that's

1102
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: how this idea starts. We go, what are we gonna

1103
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: do with that five minutes? Like, of all the things

1104
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: we can do, we can interview them. It's kind of

1105
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: like a press tour where they kind of sit in

1106
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: and then different you know, people come into the room

1107
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: and just interview them for five minutes and then you're

1108
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: ushered out. And we were like, oh, it would be

1109
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: a good idea if we found the biggest in direction

1110
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: fans and blindfolded them and somehow took off the blindfolds

1111
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: and there's one direction sitting there. So we convinced these

1112
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: girls that they were going to interview Kesha, which they

1113
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: were excited about, but like not huge. One direction was

1114
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: their lives. They ran one direction fan pages and all

1115
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,439
Speaker 1: these things. So we blindfolded these girls and we thought

1116
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: they were going to like fucking lose their eyes, but

1117
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: they were like quiet and like just like shock and

1118
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: like it wasn't great TV. Like we thought it was

1119
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: gonna be like fucking insane, like they were gonna cry,

1120
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: but they were kind of just like um high. And

1121
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: we were like, do you want to ask them some questions?

1122
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: But they didn't have any questions prepared because they had

1123
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: like thought they were going to Kesha, so they're like,

1124
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, asking her about her, you know how she

1125
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: does her hair. Whatever. It was like, but it was

1126
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: just how TV can kind of like betray you sometimes

1127
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: where you're like this is the best and then they

1128
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: were just so nervous and they were so sweet and everything.

1129
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: Um did you know the one thing I remember from that?

1130
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: Sorry before you what? Did I know? What? So apparently

1131
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: two years ago the girl who said Taylor Swift went

1132
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: on TikTok and she kind of made this moment viral.

1133
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it, so if anyone does have it,

1134
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: I'd love to see it. I think I remember this

1135
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: like she Catherine is her name, and I really liked her.

1136
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 1: We followed each other for a while after that, and

1137
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: I was, I like, I love those little girls. They

1138
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: were so sweet and they put up with so much

1139
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: that day because it was so they had to be

1140
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: blindfolded for like so long, we drove them around. It

1141
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: was all just like it sucked for them. Said she

1142
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: didn't and then obviously it didn't suck. Yeah, she didn't

1143
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 1: do it on purpose. It was just like the truth

1144
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 1: had just come out apparently, you know, and and Taylor

1145
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: Swift yeah yeah, because they asked, what are you listening

1146
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 1: to on those headphones? And we had just gotten into

1147
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: Red had just come out, I think, and so they

1148
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: were definitely listening to that. But um, that was like

1149
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: because we didn't last surprises on that show, like we

1150
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: thought another time. We always used Kesha as the thing

1151
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: like another time, because Kesha was our first guest on show.

1152
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: Another time, Sarah and I went to Vegas because we

1153
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: thought we were interviewing Kesha, and we were like, we

1154
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: don't need to, we already interviewed her. What is going

1155
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: on here? So we flew to Vegas and we're like,

1156
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: what is this And we're sitting there waiting for Kesh

1157
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: as she's late, and then all of a sudden, Justin

1158
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: Timberly walks in and he was like the reason we

1159
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: got that TV show because we created a viral video

1160
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: in two thousand eleven or twelve about Justin Timberly begging

1161
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: him to come back to music, and that was the

1162
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: reason we even got the MTV show. And so our

1163
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: show was like based on surprises, but it was just

1164
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I remember everyone was just like oh man,

1165
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: Like they just didn't react the way we wanted them to.

1166
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: But I mean I would I don't know why we

1167
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: didn't see that coming. I would have freaking I would

1168
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: have been so like just if they did that to

1169
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: me with Taylor Swift and these GROLs. But I will

1170
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: say the thing I got I took away because these

1171
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: they were little boys. I was like twenty seven or eight.

1172
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: I was twenty seven at the time, and they're just

1173
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: children to me. But I remember looking at Merry Styles

1174
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: and being like, oh my god, I hit it like

1175
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: just gorgeous. And I never felt that way where you

1176
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: see someone in person you go except Harry Sidefeld, where

1177
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: you just go, whoa this is This kid is special

1178
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: and so um. Didn't you also interview Ariana Grande? Yeah,

1179
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: she did a segment with us too. That was awesome.

1180
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: She was so funny. Um. She was particular about having

1181
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: one side of her face showing and not the other.

1182
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: She definitely had a good side. That was the first

1183
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: time I've ever seen that. But she wasn't rude about it.

1184
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: She was so funny too. We had Ariana Grande fire

1185
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: people on our show. It really funny segment, and so

1186
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: we have her like just like Brian, you make too

1187
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: much fish in the microwave, you have to go now,

1188
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: And Sarah and I are just sitting there like sorry,

1189
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, and it was like, this is the nicest

1190
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: way we can let you go, and it was just

1191
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: beautiful and she was so funny and down like. We

1192
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: did a lot of fun stuff on that show. I

1193
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: know I love the nude onesies. Oh yeah. That was

1194
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: the first time I ever did something where I was

1195
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: like embarrassed, like where I like showed my body a lot.

1196
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: We like put on these nude One season, we went

1197
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: to a lingerie convention and just put on lingerie. It

1198
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: was the easiest gay to try. And we looked naked.

1199
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: I mean it was like and Sarah was older than me,

1200
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: She was a lot more comfortable with her body and

1201
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: like just being more physically out there and I'm more

1202
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: of like I'm a comedian I say words, So it

1203
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: was like a very it was a test of my

1204
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: like comfort And we did that show live, which was

1205
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: it was so good. Your news segments were so funny. Yes,

1206
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah. Fun fun Reel was a segment that Emmy Blocknek,

1207
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: who was an amazing comedian, came up with where we

1208
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: would just ask two really fun questions like favorite color

1209
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: red or green? Um, what's your favorite animal? Whale or sharks?

1210
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: Or yeah, we go like red or green? Maybe green

1211
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: whale or sharks, sharks? Why do you think I'll die alone?

1212
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: And then just put the micro and then they just

1213
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: are like like it was just that was so fun.

1214
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: It was called Fun Fun Real. Yeah, we had a

1215
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: that was a good show, and we got two seasons

1216
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: of it. Like most of my shows for accounting, I've

1217
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: I've never gone past two seasons, including f boy. We're

1218
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: gonna go somewhere else, including boyfriends. Honestly, that's so true

1219
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: or up to months, I'm out. This podcast is probably

1220
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: the long serious was like a long run for me.

1221
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: Well that's like I was talking about buying a house,

1222
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: or like last night we were looking at property around

1223
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: here and I was like, maybe I could do it,

1224
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: And Jesus Christ, it's so much money, Like after you

1225
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: do property tax and h o A fees, after training

1226
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: a property, after you auto property tacks and you look

1227
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: at the h A fees and you just think of me,

1228
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: I gotta tip the doorman Christmas and you factor all

1229
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: in that and it's maybe not even worth it. Um

1230
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: in the it's like, were you and Anya friends? Were

1231
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: you living together yet? Yeah? We lived together. I remember

1232
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: Nikki's So that's where I was when that story broke,

1233
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: probably sitting in the kitchen ordering Chinese from from the

1234
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: guy down the street who would knock on the door

1235
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: and then give me my plastic bag and he'd say,

1236
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: I have enjoyed, have enjoy, which is like such a

1237
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: sweet have enjoyed. Um. Yeah, So I got the pilot

1238
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: for Nicki and Sarah Um in two thousand twelve. We

1239
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: were going to film it January twelve, and it was

1240
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: really yeah, we got picked up to film in two

1241
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: thousand eleven, so it was like wow. It was like

1242
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: August of two thousand eleven, we found out, Okay, we're

1243
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: going to film this pilot in January, and we're starting

1244
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: to put together staff. And then it was like two

1245
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: months later that I was like, I gotta quit drinking.

1246
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: So I quit drinking in November or December of two

1247
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 1: thousand eleven because I was like, I can't funk up this,

1248
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: like I can't be hungover making this show. And so

1249
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: that's how I always kind of remember it. And then

1250
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: we take the pilot in January, and then we were

1251
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: told we had to take another, but then we taped

1252
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: another pilot in April because they weren't satisfied with that.

1253
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: Then we got picked up in September, and then we

1254
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: didn't air until January of two thousand and thirteen, and

1255
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: then we got canceled. Um. I think you know November

1256
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: two thousand thirteen. So we did two seasons in one year,

1257
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: and then by two fourteen it was like, what am

1258
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: I gonna do? But um, I moved in with Anya

1259
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: two thousand and twelve, October October. Oh yeah, so I

1260
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: did the pilot when I was still living in that

1261
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: terrible place. And then yeah, the whole time I made

1262
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: the show, I was in a story it was terrible. Yeah, um,

1263
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: but that really marked the you know, I always told

1264
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: my parents when I got into comedy, like, give me

1265
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: until I'm. I gave said give me till I'm. That

1266
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: was always no. Twenties seven, I said, to give me

1267
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: twenty seven is when I'm going to make it, like

1268
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: just until then, have my back and they you know,

1269
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: and I'm just lucky. They definitely bailed me out financially,

1270
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: and I've paid them back since then. But like if

1271
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been able to do it if I

1272
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: wasn't like my parents didn't help me out financially here

1273
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: and there. Um, so I'm realized that I'm lucky and

1274
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: privileged in that way a lot of people don't have.

1275
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: But I remember I got the show, the pilot got

1276
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: picked up. Oh I remember it was. It was like

1277
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: May thirty one, of my the eve I was about

1278
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: to turn twenty eight, and the last day that I

1279
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 1: was twenty seven was the day that our pilot got

1280
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: picked up or that we got our Yeah, that we

1281
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 1: got our pilot pick it was May thirty one, and

1282
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: then by January, so it was two thousand and eleven.

1283
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: Would that have been twenty seven years old? Um? And

1284
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: and that was when I was like, oh, it was

1285
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: just just under the wire where I was like, okay,

1286
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: now I have like a paycheck coming in. It was awesome.

1287
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: Speak it into existence. Did I approve of myself? I

1288
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: approve of myself. I approved of myself. I approved of myself.

1289
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: I greg proops of myself. Like it just starts to

1290
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: sound like nothing, but yeah. A lot of besties wrote

1291
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,439
Speaker 1: me and we're like, oh my god, I'm so glad

1292
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: you're getting into mantras. Do you ever do those? Yeah?

1293
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: I haven't done one a while, but I liked for

1294
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: a while I was doing I Am a Seductive and

1295
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: feminine being or something like that. Because I was someone

1296
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: told me like, you're not in touch with your sexuality.

1297
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: This is like three years ago, and I was like,

1298
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not. I'm always wearing like chunky boots and

1299
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: and it was so uncomfortable I'm describing her. I'm right

1300
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 1: back to my old fashioned sensibility. Um, but yeah, I

1301
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: worked on the STU that that's a good one. I'm

1302
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: a sensual and sexual being. I'm gonna start trying that one.

1303
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: It probably works. I don't thought money comes to me

1304
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: easily and swiftly. Good things come to me easily and swiftly.

1305
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: I do that one to let things come to me

1306
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: easily and swiftly. I like the word swiftly. Yeah, that's

1307
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of what I want to manifest next,

1308
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: because even like if I were to be like I

1309
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: want to produce a special, I'm like, oh, that's a

1310
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: lot of work. Like I want to do something that

1311
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: I like doing it in the present tense, like I

1312
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: am producing a special that I love with people I love. Well,

1313
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: that's just delusional because you're not. But you're I like

1314
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 1: to do things that actually are true too, Like, um,

1315
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: I approve of myself, like even if I don't, well,

1316
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: I guess that's true because I don't want I'm saying it. So, yeah,

1317
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: you're right. The only reason is to conjure up the

1318
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: feeling of what it would feel like to do it,

1319
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: and then they're like, oh, that's how people who are

1320
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: filling the blank feel like if you're a billionaire, how

1321
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: would a billionaire feel like? I have ample money for

1322
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: the rest of my life for myself and my family. Ah,

1323
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: that's I approve of myself. Really, just for some reason,

1324
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: the Louise Hey recording like that really struck me because

1325
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: it's like, if you have that, you have everything. If

1326
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: you no matter because you can be anything, you can

1327
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: look anyway, you can have any amount of money. If

1328
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: you approve of yourself, it's okay. And so it just

1329
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: that one really like that helps me. I approve of myself.

1330
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: I approve of myself. Um, and so that's a good

1331
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 1: one to just say to yourself in the back of

1332
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: an uber over and over and over and your score

1333
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: will also go down. Uber. But that's okay. But um,

1334
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: I have to go because I am actually going to

1335
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 1: go get a shot into my clitoris. I'm going to

1336
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: that place called the V Spot. So at Atlantic City

1337
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: at the meet and greet, there was this doctor that

1338
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: was in line and she was like, have you been

1339
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 1: to the v spot and I was like, I think

1340
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: I have actually because another woman back in the serious

1341
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: days offered it to me. And they do a thing

1342
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: called um PRP where they like extract your blood, they

1343
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: spin it around a machine and then they put it

1344
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: back into you and it's supposed to like I don't

1345
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: know what it does and hands here c literal experience. Yeah,

1346
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna wake me up down there, even though thank

1347
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 1: you Seinfeld, like I feel alive. That was that hit

1348
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: me too? Um No, like and THEO James White lotus

1349
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: I They're just gonna put me in a room and

1350
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: make me watch close ups of his face. But I'm

1351
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: going to get that done. I'm kind of like not

1352
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: feeling like doing it, to be honest with you, because

1353
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just kind of want to take a

1354
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: nap and I have to go get a a fucking

1355
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: needle put into my clip it. Um. And I've been

1356
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: talking about on stage about how like guys don't like

1357
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: I hate to do jokes about like guys you don't

1358
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: know where, but I don't think I think a lot

1359
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: of them don't know that there's like a hood over it,

1360
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 1: like there's like a flap of skin that sometimes you

1361
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: have to lift up to access. But then I learned

1362
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: from Taylor and from Anya that they don't want that

1363
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,520
Speaker 1: flap lifted up. They need that protection because it's too sensitive. Yeah,

1364
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm you know, I'm open to both things,

1365
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: but it doesn't always have to get lifted up. It's

1366
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 1: like a treasure chest. Yes, Taylor said, I like it

1367
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: allmuh smushed it all smushed together. What do you feel? No,

1368
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: do you like do you like the hood to be

1369
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: lifted to get into the part? It's too intense two cents.

1370
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: I love intense. Well, then you're going to enjoy your

1371
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 1: afternoon at the vispa. She I'm getting. This is me

1372
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 1: like self care getting and I don't even need I

1373
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: don't even know what I need it for. I know

1374
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: I watched I have so much in my schedule, but

1375
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: then I watch you and you're like constantly scheduling new ships.

1376
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be free. And I'm not

1377
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 1: doing this as like she didn't. I'm not advertising this

1378
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: place in any way for form, but this is the

1379
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: thing that happens when you kind of have a celebrity.

1380
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: As people go, you need to come by my spot.

1381
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 1: I'll take care of you, and you don't know if

1382
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: that is I'm going to shoot your clip and then

1383
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 1: charge you eight hundred dollars, or it means and like

1384
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: make you talk to me and take a picture, or

1385
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 1: it means I'm gonna hook it up because shout out

1386
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: to everyone who's ever hooked me up in the world. Like,

1387
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: I am very grateful for all the times people just

1388
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: give you things. But I don't know. So I'm going

1389
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: into this being like I might be out of pocket

1390
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: for something I don't want to really do, just but

1391
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: it was I can't turn down free stuff. I'm my

1392
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: mother's daughter. You're gonna turned down a clip hundred dollars?

1393
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 1: You kid me? Are you kid me? You on in

1394
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 1: there for me? Squid my squid salad? After that's literally

1395
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,799
Speaker 1: what myvagina looks like lifetimes. It's just raw squit salad.

1396
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 1: Do discount in some salad. Um. So I'm gonna go

1397
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 1: do that and I will report to you next week

1398
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 1: for sure about how that all goes. Um. So thank

1399
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: you guys for listening to the podcast. Thank you for

1400
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: understanding our recording equipment. If it sounds a little weird,

1401
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,719
Speaker 1: I forgot the equipment. I am I missed an essential

1402
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 1: piece of the elements. So um, we'll be back to

1403
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: sounding normal next week. And I love you and don't

1404
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 1: be kid, and thank you Anya, and thank you know

1405
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 1: what and you yeah, Jacklobe, we've done that one before,

1406
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 1: but why not jack up that needle and slamming it

1407
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: into my Clidy