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Speaker 1: in the entertainer report. Of course, it was last night's treading.

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Speaker 1: But to Anna Wintour has spanned four things at the

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Speaker 1: Metgala in case you were wondering. Chives, onions, garlic, and

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Speaker 1: cell phones none of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't like the way it smells. People sneak their.

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Speaker 1: Phones, but yeah, she doesn't want people to have bad breath.

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Speaker 1: Chives onions, garlic. Yeah, because where would you put like

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Speaker 1: the tic TACs in those outfits? You know, there's no pockets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of those things. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people change when they get to the top.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, well clearly as you know, well in

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Speaker 1: some doubt, like Rudy Gobert, hero of the day, Boeing.

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Speaker 1: Did you know Boeing had a spaceship. Yeah, well you

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Speaker 1: know how I feel about bowing. But if it ain't bowing,

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Speaker 1: I ain't going to space. But Boeing Starliner launch has

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Speaker 1: been scrubbed after having another problem. The first astronaut crewed

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Speaker 1: flight into space that the Boeing Starliner was scrubbed just

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Speaker 1: before it was set to lift off due to a

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Speaker 1: ready to blast off, considering said of what's going on

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Speaker 1: over there? Are we sure that you know, if you're

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Speaker 1: an astronaut and you're about to get in the Boeing I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, like, yo, my wife's having a baby, right, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Ru Rudy go Barana. We are staying with her.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah right, I'm extremely busy. I would be

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Speaker 1: a little nervous. But if we have all the doors,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we know we love bowing around here. We

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Speaker 1: don't want anything to happen to Boeing. Love getting on

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Speaker 1: a Boeing jet. I just think if I were jumping

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Speaker 2: Put the monkey or something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right? Can we?

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Speaker 2: How about?

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Speaker 1: How about I'll get you on the next one. I

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Speaker 1: go to space next on the next one, bring that

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Speaker 1: thing back. I'll get on there. Miss USA twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Noeli I Believe Voight. She was the

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Speaker 1: pageant winner in twenty twenty three. She announced yesterday that

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Speaker 1: she has decided to resign from the title. The official

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Speaker 1: Miss USA Instagram account confirmed that the news in a

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Speaker 1: posts saying that they respect and support her decision to

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Speaker 1: step down from her duties. She said she's giving up

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Speaker 1: the title and wrote, never compromise your physical and mental

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Speaker 1: transition the responsibilities to a successor and will announce who

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Speaker 1: that is soon. Oregon's Sports Bra, which will show only

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Speaker 1: women's sports, announced plans to extend nationwide through a franchise model.

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Speaker 1: The rise in interest is not just for women's basketball,

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Speaker 1: other sports as well. The twenty twenty three Women's World

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Speaker 1: Cup reported record attendance with nearly two million fans. University

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Speaker 1: of Nebraska volleyball game played in a football stadium drew

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Speaker 1: they're thinking about spreading this that all over the place.

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Speaker 1: A would you go to a sports bar that only

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah cool? Now are there enough? Though?

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Speaker 1: Are there as many women's sports going on at any

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Speaker 1: is there enough? Is that just as prevalent women's sports?

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Speaker 3: I mean there's basketball right now, there's women's golf is

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Speaker 1: What is this thing Microsoft Word? Boring video? Hold on

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Speaker 1: Thing, the worst you see here here It is the

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Speaker 2: See okay? Oh? Neat hell? Yeah? All right. First of all,

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Speaker 2: this is the Academy tutorial system. This is not boring.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I am wildly entertained already. So that

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Speaker 2: Honestly, yep, that's the most boring video I've ever seen. Hmm.

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Speaker 1: advancing and education and National Teacher Appreciation Day shout out

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