1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar. 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: How there's a bar made? Dare good looking young lady 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: see serving me? Joey, Hey, what would you like? I 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini, 11 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished 12 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big wad of money. Hey, am, 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 1: I give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob, 15 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That 16 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We 17 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us. 18 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the 19 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization, check out episode three 20 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger show. This is a 21 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. I don't want to burn to death. 22 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: I think about this. I know other people think about this. 23 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: And what's funny is I guess it's not funny. It's 24 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: not funny, Chris. What's funny is, let's say something bad 25 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: did happen to me today? If igot I mean somebody, 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: some lady not paying attention t bones me and my 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: pickup as I leave the studio and I get burned. 28 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: We have this incredible modern healthcare system here where I 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: would get the best treatment available really fast too, I 30 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: think about it. I'd probably twenty minutes from the time 31 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: she hits me from laying in a hospital bad getting treatment, painkillers, 32 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: everything else, sweet ones too. Now, imagine it's the year 33 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: eight eighty five. You're pushing some siege equipment, battering ram 34 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: Ballista whatever it may be, up towards a tower and 35 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: you know they're about to dump boiling pitch onto you 36 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: just think of pitches, sticky oil that's hot and melts 37 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: your skin off your body. And it's eight eighty five. 38 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: So you're not getting life lighted out, you're not getting 39 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: a morphine shot, you're not getting skin grafts. In fact, 40 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: it's the middle of a siege, you're probably not getting 41 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: helped out at all. There's a reasonable chance you're just 42 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: gonna lay there and die for two or three days. 43 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: The year eight eighty five, the man in charge, while 44 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: he was the king of what you would call France, 45 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: I mean they were the Franks at the time. It 46 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily France, but the Franks and Italy and whatnot. 47 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: There was a king and his name was I kid 48 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: you not Charles the Fat. Obviously, this being eight eighty five, 49 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: we don't exactly know how fat he was. I can 50 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: only assume with a name like that, he was humungous. 51 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: We are talking feminist, rally humongous. Charles the Fat was 52 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: approached by the Vikings, you know, the Vikings. Everybody's seen 53 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: enough movies movies to know about the Vikings. And it 54 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: should be noted this had happened several times before with 55 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: other kings. Starting in the year eight forty five. The 56 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: Vikings would essentially say, hey, we're gonna come to Paris. 57 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: Keep in mind, Paris was very small back then, just 58 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: a tiny little hamlet, nothing like you think of today, 59 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,279 Speaker 1: And the Vikings would say, hey, We're gonna come rape 60 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: and pillage everything unless you stroke us a large check. Well, 61 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: the version of a check that's the year eight forty five, 62 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: and they would do it. Well. The Vikings decided, let's 63 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: let's return back to this bank, and they approached Charles 64 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:58,039 Speaker 1: the Fat and said, pay me my money seven hundred 65 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: pounds of silver or we you are going to come 66 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 1: lay siege to Paris. He said, nah, I don't think 67 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: I will. And the Vikings because their Vikings said okay, then, 68 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: and they sailed seven hundred ships, some say three hundred. 69 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: You can never get exact numbers. It's like these old 70 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: people couldn't count back then. Somewhere between ten and thirty thousand. Yes, 71 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: I know that's really rough. It's like we're using the 72 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: coronavirus models. Somewhere between ten and thirty thousand. Vikings sail 73 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: up the river Sein now the river sin As. You 74 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: may imagine. It's a river and it's a river that's 75 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,599 Speaker 1: connected to the English Channel. And the Viking boats. You 76 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: can picture a Viking boat, right, Chris, do you even 77 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: you know what a Viking boat looks like? And he 78 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: doesn't know anything. Viking boats are shallow and they're able 79 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: to sail straight from the English Channel up the River 80 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: sin clear to Paris. Now, I need to explain something 81 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: to you about Paris. At this time, Harris was quite 82 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: literally on an island in the middle of the river. 83 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: The river's send is humongous. There was no sprawling capital 84 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: city of Paris. It wasn't the capital of Squat then. 85 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: It was in the middle of the river. And because 86 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 1: the Vikings had raped and pillaged it several times before 87 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: they decided they were going to upgrade put in some defenses. 88 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: They made the city a fortress. On top of that, 89 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: they built two bridges. They built a bridge to each side. 90 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: And on these bridges, or i should say part of 91 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: these bridges, they put two towers on each bridge. Now, 92 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: the purpose of a tower in those times was not 93 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: only observational, it was your defense. It was where you 94 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: put all that pitch. And I should explain that I've 95 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: been in one of these castles before. Actually i've been 96 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: in a couple of them. It's fascinating how these things work. 97 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: You see, they have this floor like you've seen in 98 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: the movies. You're in a room and they have different 99 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: ways for you to pour the pitch or the hot 100 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: oil onto whoever's attacking you. And they have various little holes, 101 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: sometimes with like a like a gutter type thing where 102 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: you'll pour the hot wax in and it'll shoot out. 103 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: They called the murder holes. Very subtle, I know. And 104 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: in the center of this room and this one castle 105 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: I was in, there was a gigantic hole in the floor, 106 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: obviously pretty dangerous, but it had essentially a well system 107 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: in it where a bunch of servants would be down 108 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: below in the bottom of that whole, cooking pitch and 109 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: filling up the bucket, and then you'd do this wheely 110 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: thing and you'd wheel the pitch up and pour it 111 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: down on the Vikings. So the Vikings decide they're going 112 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: to take Paris. Only there's a problem. There are only 113 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: two hundred people in Paris, or two hundred soldiers defending it. 114 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 1: There's a dude, Duke Otto or Odo, depending on where 115 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: you're from. He's in charge. He's essentially the mayor. And 116 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: this dude is pretty deadly serious. He's got lots of pitch, 117 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 1: and the Vikings they don't know. They don't know how 118 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: to do a siege. It's not what Vikings do. They 119 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,199 Speaker 1: don't do siege as well, So they just keep throwing 120 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: men up against these towers which they have to defeat, 121 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: and the men just keep getting burned to death. And 122 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: then they decide they're going to try as best they 123 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: can to just burn down the whole bridge, because it's 124 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: a wooden bridge. So they light some of their Viking 125 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: boats on fire and they push them towards the bridge, 126 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: and since apparently this is not the Vikings day, the 127 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 1: fire keeps going out before it gets to the bridge, 128 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: and now they have a real nightmare on their hands. 129 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: And now they're in a prolonged siege. This thing's lasting 130 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: a year. The people inside Paris are starving, The Vikings 131 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: are starving. This entire thing is a disaster. Part of 132 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: the Viking army flat out leaves to go pillage somewhere 133 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: else because they're bored. Nothing is going according to plant. Soon, 134 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: the Vikings decide to fill up the low parts of 135 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: the river with all the dead bodies they've acquired, just 136 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: so they can walk and ride across them to get 137 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 1: to the bridge. That's where we're at here, ugly disease, 138 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: gross warfare. Ducodo knows his city does not have much time, 139 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: so he rides out in this daring escape out of 140 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: the city so he can get down to Charles the 141 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: Fat and say, hey, Charles, looking looking like you lost weight, 142 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: please bring your army now or Paris is about to fall. 143 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: Charles agrees after some jostling, and he takes his huge 144 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: army towards the Vikings. And now it's on, right now, 145 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: it's on. It might not be on. Is he smarter 146 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:57,400 Speaker 1: than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The 147 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:24,319 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Shaw. Charles brings his army towards Paris to 148 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,079 Speaker 1: break that siege and get those Vikings out of there. 149 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 1: Pretty much surrounds the Viking army, but these are still Vikings. 150 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 1: It's not as if they're gonna lay down. And then, 151 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: in one of the strangest, most controversial moves in history 152 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:51,200 Speaker 1: in those parts, he just decides to pay them. He 153 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: decides to pay them the ransom of seven hundred pounds 154 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: of silver they demanded from the very beginning, the Vikings 155 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,559 Speaker 1: worn out from a year long siege. That was not 156 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 1: what Vikings did. Vikings were a raiding, hit and run people. 157 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: They didn't do prolonged sieges. This is actually their first. 158 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: The Vikings said, oh, oh, thanks, we're leaving and they left. Now. Granted, 159 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: the Franks were still a little bit salty about the 160 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: fact they were starving to death for a year, so 161 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 1: they didn't let the Vikings go up the river with 162 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 1: their boats. They made them drag their boats across the land. 163 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: What a huge pain. But Charles the Fat paid them off. 164 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 1: And it's a siege and all the men in his 165 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:56,839 Speaker 1: army lived, so he saved the day, right he did it. Yeah, 166 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 1: he was run out of power immediately after. The Franks 167 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: were mortified that he would pay the Vikings off. I mean, 168 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: in a vacuum, that sounds wonderful, right, No more burnings, 169 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: no more starvations, not a single soldier lost identity. What 170 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,960 Speaker 1: more could you want? A seven hundred pounds of silver 171 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: we have. The way you achieve victories matters so much. 172 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: It's not just wins and losses. It never has been, 173 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: It never has been, and it never will be. The 174 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: way you get there matters a lot. Do you know 175 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: why World War Two veterans who fought the Germans have 176 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 1: very little bitterness towards the Germans Because I'm not talking 177 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: about the Nazis and the Holocaust and stuff like that. 178 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm just talking about German army troops, because the Germans 179 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: were excellent, fierce fighters, but fought war a certain way. 180 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: And if you surrendered or you were captured, obviously, there 181 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: were so many stories of people being killed surrendering, but 182 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: for the most part, if you got yourself captured by 183 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: the Germans, you would be fed and watered and kept 184 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: in a prison camp. It certainly wasn't the Hilton, but 185 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: it was fine. And do you know why World War 186 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: Two veterans to this day, I've seen them spit on 187 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: the ground when the Japanese are brought up because of 188 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: the way the war was fought, because of the horrific 189 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 1: atrocities committed by the Japanese in World War Two. The 190 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: way you win, the way you fight, will be used 191 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: against you. Let's say, let's just say a month from now, 192 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: end of this month, month, month and a half, we 193 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: have not defeated completely, but pretty much tamped down this 194 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 1: coronavirus disaster. You're already seeing it right now. We have 195 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 1: very few hospitals overrun. A few in New York City, 196 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: none of the rest of the country is. They're laying 197 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:36,880 Speaker 1: off nurses. New York their their own governor flat out 198 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 1: said yesterday, when we've been told endlessly that we're where 199 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 1: everyone's gonna die, we don't have enough ventilators, we don't 200 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: have enough hospital space, and he flat out said, don't 201 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 1: send any more ventilators. We have plenty, and we got 202 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: We've still got empty tents with a bunch of empty 203 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 1: hospital beds. So let's assume I don't want to get 204 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: ahead of ourselves here. Let's assume we do defeat this thing. 205 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: We wrap our arms around it the way we do 206 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: in America, and we defeat it. But let's also assume 207 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: this economic destruction is devastating, and that is not a 208 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,800 Speaker 1: big assumption. Yes, I understand the stock market had a 209 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: good day yesterday. It's not my job to predict the 210 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 1: future of these things. But we had three point two 211 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: million unemployed Americans on the first job's report, six point 212 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: six on the last one. You do know it's going 213 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 1: to be ten on the next one. Right. The fact 214 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: that businesses run out of capital as we go along, 215 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: and more and more as we go along we'll run out. 216 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 1: We picked off the ones that maybe we're weak, or 217 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: maybe we're banking on a certain payment right off the bat. 218 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: Now you get this far in with no revenues. Now 219 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: you're going to start picking off the strong ones. If 220 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 1: we end this nightmare at the end of April and 221 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:28,359 Speaker 1: we have wrapped our arms around this coronavirus, i'd to 222 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: say we've got twenty thousand dead Americans. That's obviously horrific. 223 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: Twenty thirty thousand dead Americans. Gosh, I don't even want 224 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 1: to think about that. But it looks like we could 225 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,159 Speaker 1: be hitting that way. But let's say we do have that, 226 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 1: but we've now gotten our arms around it. We've got 227 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: the treatment in place, we've got the VENI letters in place. 228 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:54,679 Speaker 1: We're fine, and we are in a depression, and we 229 00:17:54,840 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: have thirty million, forty million, fifty million unemployed Americans. That's 230 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: not a success. That's not a success. As I've said 231 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:23,480 Speaker 1: several times, America is not a virus. America is a 232 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: million different things. We have a virus some parts of 233 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: the country, you know, New York City, New Orleans, they 234 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: are struggling with it mightily. But America is many different things, 235 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: endless different things. And right now America is being treated 236 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:48,160 Speaker 1: as if it's only a virus. Even if you can 237 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: lock down a nation and defeat of virus let's just 238 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: say you can do that. Even if you can, Should you? 239 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 1: Are we allowed to have that conversation? And wean why not? 240 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,159 Speaker 1: We've got in all kinds of trouble yesterday? Anyway? Should you? 241 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that the way to do it? 242 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,159 Speaker 1: Will history look back on that and think, well, man, 243 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: good thing they did that, Or will they look back 244 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: on that and say, what were they thinking? You don't 245 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: wipe out generation's worth of wealth over a virus. You 246 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: don't kneecap your healthcare system, your economic system, your food 247 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: system over a virus that creates more death and destruction 248 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: than a virus ever. Could we are heading that way? 249 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 1: All those assumptions. I just thirty forty fifty million unemployed. 250 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 1: If you do the math, that is the likely scenario. 251 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 1: The likely scenario forty million Americans unemployed in twenty thousand dead, 252 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: thirty thousand dead at the end of this month, and 253 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: let's say we're past it. That sounds a lot like 254 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:39,879 Speaker 1: Charles The Fact of Me. Listen, gather the Jesse Kelly show. 255 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: The way you achieve a victory matters. I saw this 256 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,640 Speaker 1: from this May Franklin County. Franklin County. Shut up, Chris, 257 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 1: I can't say words sometimes, you know, we don't really 258 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: ever talk about that. The fact that I mispronounced so 259 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: many words. It really is stunning to me. How we're 260 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 1: on national radio because I hear all these other national hosts, 261 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: people I love and admire, big time people, and they're 262 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 1: also well spoken. Is that if you ever listen to 263 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 1: the other shows, like they're also well spoken and they 264 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 1: went to Harvard or I've written three dozen books on 265 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 1: the founding of the country, and they know how to 266 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 1: say words, and they use big ones that I don't 267 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:54,760 Speaker 1: even understand. So I just not along and I'm none 268 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: of those things. I don't know how to say a 269 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: lot of these words. In fact, where it's like hyper 270 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 1: bowl or hyperbolock or something. I don't even think I'm 271 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: saying that right. People keep yelling at me for how 272 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm saying it, but I'm not changing and I'm not 273 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 1: going to look up how to say it at all. 274 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: Why are we here, Chris? I have no earthly idea. Honestly, 275 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,640 Speaker 1: I had somebody asked me yesterday. I did a radio interview, 276 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 1: you know, very very important, very famous, very famous. But 277 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: I did this radio interview yesterday and it was about 278 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,919 Speaker 1: you know, going national. It was, it was, it was 279 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,359 Speaker 1: all over the radio presses and stuff like that, and 280 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 1: people wanted to know. And this guy's it has to be, 281 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,360 Speaker 1: says h how did you? How did you get here? 282 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,160 Speaker 1: You know, people were people, people work for so long 283 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: in radio to get there. What's what's your path here? 284 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,720 Speaker 1: And I was like, it's funny you should mention that 285 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 1: the answers. All right, I'll give you the breakdown. You're ready, 286 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 1: Let's get off of this China virus stuff for a 287 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,439 Speaker 1: little while. I had a whole different thing plan. But 288 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 1: you'll realize as we walk through this together that I 289 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:15,719 Speaker 1: don't necessarily research or follow any kind of model. I mean, 290 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,400 Speaker 1: it depends on what she looks like. Oh quit, Chris. 291 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: I don't do any of that. I often get distracted 292 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,920 Speaker 1: by these tiny little side items that are meaningless. But 293 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it anyway. Speaking of side items, 294 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,399 Speaker 1: I had a thought last night before I get to 295 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 1: the radio story. See already got distracted off of the 296 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: thing that distracted me. I had a buddy who said, 297 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,080 Speaker 1: does it seem like Rashida Talibe or Talibe again? I 298 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: don't know how to say words. Does it seem like 299 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: Rashida Talibe gets a lot more hate than AOC does. Well, 300 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 1: I mean, everybody makes fun of AOC because she's an idiot, 301 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: but it seems like Rashida t Leib gets a lot 302 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: more hate. And I said, I mean, I wasn't really 303 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,280 Speaker 1: thinking about it, and I wasn't trying to be funny. 304 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: We were just we're just joking back and forth. And 305 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: I said, well, yeah, because AOC's hot, he said, and 306 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,119 Speaker 1: he starts laughing. He's like, with shut up, And I 307 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: really was not trying to be you know, glib. I 308 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: was saying, no, that's why. And nobody likes to talk 309 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,159 Speaker 1: about that because we don't want to feel like a 310 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:35,679 Speaker 1: bunch of unattractive fatties, especially during quarantine, when let's be honest, 311 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: my shorts are getting a little bit tighter, and nobody 312 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,120 Speaker 1: wants to Nobody wants to think about the things they 313 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 1: can't achieve or the things other people are better at 314 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 1: than them. But let's just be honest. Hot chicks get 315 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 1: away with more. Handsome men get away with more study 316 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 1: after study after study. As you make more money, you 317 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: get promoted faster. You just do. Rashida Thlib walks in 318 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,679 Speaker 1: a room and everybody's like, oh gosh, look at this gargoyle. 319 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: She looks like she wants to eat the sofa. And 320 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160 Speaker 1: then AOC walks in with her, and you're like, gosh, 321 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,160 Speaker 1: what an idiot. But she can stay, so I'm gonna 322 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 1: get her a drink. You know, I'm right, Chris, I 323 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 1: understand that we're gonna get in trouble again. Yes, I 324 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 1: get that, but I'm right. It pays to be attractive. 325 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: Not that Chris wouldn't know anything about that, but it 326 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 1: pays to be attractive. Anyway, back to my story, let's 327 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: talk more about me, Chris. I don't want to focus 328 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,679 Speaker 1: on other people or important events. I'm going to focus 329 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 1: on myself. So here's how I got here. I was 330 00:25:53,960 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: born in Ohio rust belt, right on the Ohio River. 331 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,400 Speaker 1: There's a little town there called Toronto. No, not obviously Toronto, Canada, 332 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: this tiny town called Toronto, Ohio. They were just a 333 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: tiny construction, iron worker, white trash town. Half my buddies 334 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,439 Speaker 1: were in mobile homes. It's just that's that's just the 335 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 1: way it was, construction family. My parents were not political, 336 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: but my dad was always very matter of fact about things, 337 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: without explaining anything to me at all, so he would 338 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,600 Speaker 1: say things. I would ask because I was curious. I remember, 339 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: I think it was in kindergarten there was an election. 340 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 1: I think it was HW's election, and I asked my 341 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 1: dad because we had to do the projects for it 342 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,199 Speaker 1: in school before all the schools just became full blown communists. 343 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: And I said, are we Republicans or Democrats? Were Republicans 344 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: and there was no like sit down exponent. Well here's 345 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,119 Speaker 1: what we believe. Son, it was we're Republicans. Okay, thanks Dad, 346 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:05,200 Speaker 1: I'll go away anyway, not overly political. I was a huge, huge, 347 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 1: like military fan, like every boy was, because through he 348 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 1: didn't have anything to do, so we had. I would 349 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 1: take you know, these toy guns, well they were toys 350 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,359 Speaker 1: for a while until I was seven or eight, and 351 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: then I had real guns because these were different times, 352 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,159 Speaker 1: and I would take off back for the woods and 353 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,040 Speaker 1: I go shoot squirrels and rabbits and stuff. Yes I know, 354 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm a bumpkin. And then at ten we moved to Montana. 355 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: My old man needed work, so we moved out there. 356 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: Grew up hunting and fishing and just normal life. Certainly 357 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,719 Speaker 1: not certainly not a lot of money, got a frozen 358 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: pizza for Christmas one year. So again when I mispronounced words, 359 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: you need to know that I'm poor and uneducated, white trash. 360 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,640 Speaker 1: I graduate from high school. I was in the top 361 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,159 Speaker 1: two thirds of my class. Not to brag or anything 362 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:58,719 Speaker 1: like that. I go to college because that's what you do, right, 363 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,360 Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that what isn't that what we're all 364 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 1: supposed to do. And I didn't know any better, And 365 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: I think that's a total bunch of crap, by the way, 366 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,400 Speaker 1: and you shouldn't be forcing that onto your kids today. 367 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 1: You're going to force your kids into fifty sixty thousand 368 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: dollars in debt plus so they can graduate and never 369 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: use their degree. I mean, don't get me wrong. If 370 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 1: you have to go to college for your field, for 371 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,480 Speaker 1: whateverything you want to do, go but you don't go 372 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:40,479 Speaker 1: find yourself for fifteen grand a year, go work, go 373 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,440 Speaker 1: to a trade school. You know. All the richest guys 374 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: I know, and I mean pretty much all of them, 375 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: none of them have even have a degree. They got 376 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: good at something, they were interested in something. By the 377 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: time they were in their mid twenties maybe early thirties, 378 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 1: decided to start a little business from it that business 379 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: started to expand and started to expand, and soon when 380 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 1: you're forty, you're in middle management at H and R Block. 381 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 1: He's forty, he's on his own private plane. To believe anyway, 382 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: that's I'm not going to get distracted on the college 383 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,840 Speaker 1: thing right now, Chris. But I just think that that's 384 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: something we don't talk about enough. Parents do this now 385 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: because that's what they were taught. College sucks. These kids 386 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 1: are radiots. Anyway. I was also an idiot, and so 387 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 1: I went to Montana State University, where I got a 388 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: zero point zero grade point average the first semester. That 389 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 1: is not an exaggeration, And in fact, I believe Chris 390 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong. I believe we have it 391 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 1: on the website if you go to Jesse Kelly show 392 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 1: dot com. I'm almost positive because the owner of all this, 393 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: the guy who actually took a chance on me, said 394 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: no way, that can't be real. And I showed it 395 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 1: to him and he said, we have to put that 396 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 1: on the website because people won't believe it. So I 397 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 1: think it's on there. My zero point zero grade point average, 398 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,560 Speaker 1: my first semester at Montana State University is on there. 399 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: I'll throw it up there, and well, I didn't go well. 400 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: And people ask me all the time, how exactly do 401 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 1: you even get a zero point zero grade point average. Well, 402 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: I'll explain in just a second the Jesse Kelly Show. 403 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: Now I should explain. Before I got to the zero 404 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: point zero grade point average at Montana State, I worked 405 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: a series of odd jobs. I always loved to work. 406 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: I wanted to work because I wanted my own money. Well, 407 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: I wanted money, so I got It was illegal to 408 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 1: work back then at fourteen, but my buddy's dad owned 409 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: a car wash, and because he was one of the 410 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,719 Speaker 1: most criminal, scummy people in the face of the planet, 411 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,720 Speaker 1: he of course gave me a job. He never took 412 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: my Social Security number, yet he still took taxes out 413 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,360 Speaker 1: of each one of my paychecks. Nevertheless, it was money. 414 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 1: I washed dishes, golf clubs, and then construction. My old 415 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: man was a superintendent for construction, underground construction, and we 416 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: had this one project. If you want to know what 417 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 1: construction is like, it's good work, pays well depending on 418 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 1: what kind you're doing, but pays well. There are a 419 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: lot of people out there who eat on construction work. 420 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 1: But we had this one job on an Air Force 421 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: base in Great Falls, Montana, and this was and I've 422 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: had some really bad jobs, but outside of the Marine Corps, 423 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: this may have been the most miserable, freaking thing I've 424 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: ever had to do in my entire life. And this 425 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 1: was the job of not making this up on my life. 426 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,120 Speaker 1: This is real. You know, bases have housing on it. 427 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: They have. It's obviously people I have flive on base. 428 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: I know that's profound stuff, but it's true. People fli 429 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: on base. Well, houses have sewer pipes that leave the house. Obviously, 430 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 1: that leaves out into the sewer main. And that's the 431 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 1: kind of construction work. We did water and sewer work. 432 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: And they had out of these houses old clay pipes. Yes, 433 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 1: there are still in existence lots of clay piping in 434 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 1: the United States of America. And this sewer line, I 435 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: cannot stress this enough. Sewer line was clay as it 436 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 1: left the house. And our job was to go through 437 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: and replace each one of these old clay pipes. The 438 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 1: issue is there was no way to just you don't 439 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 1: just walk up to it and unscrew the thing and 440 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,360 Speaker 1: it's still full, because I mean, somebody asked to still 441 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:46,520 Speaker 1: crap in the house, and so to remove the clay piping, 442 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 1: I had to take a sledgehammer. And of course, because 443 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: my own man was a superintendent, he thought it was 444 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,560 Speaker 1: hilarious to give me all the worst jobs all the time. 445 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,760 Speaker 1: He thought that built character. Little did you know. Anyway, 446 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,160 Speaker 1: I had to take a sledgehammer and break off the 447 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: clay pipes, which would then have the insides of the 448 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 1: clay pipe explode onto my face. Time and time and 449 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:22,200 Speaker 1: time again. You never will be tired of your job 450 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: again when you realize out there today, somewhere somebody is 451 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 1: having poop splattered on his face and that's basically the 452 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,000 Speaker 1: grossest thing that has ever happened in me. Well, no, 453 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: there's that Thailand story, Chris about the bathroom. Oh you 454 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,239 Speaker 1: know what, I'll tell that story here in a little bit. Look, 455 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: we're China. I'm China virus out for the minute. You're 456 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 1: just gonna have to bear with me. People. Anyway, back 457 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,880 Speaker 1: to Montana State, people ask how is it possible to 458 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,439 Speaker 1: get a zero point zero gray point average. And I've 459 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 1: never understood this question. It's remarkably easy. You just never 460 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: go to class. And then when you go to class, 461 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,640 Speaker 1: when they give you assignments that they want you to 462 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: do outside of class hours, which to me I found 463 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 1: to be absurd. You just don't do them. And then 464 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: when the finals come along, and you know you haven't 465 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 1: properly studied and you're probably partied a little bit too hard, 466 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: you just don't show up for those either. And when 467 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 1: a class this is this is the best part about that, Chris, 468 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 1: I actually dropped a class because I knew I was 469 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: going to fail it, and then managed to fail the 470 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:37,320 Speaker 1: other three that I kept. Shut up anyway, I hated college, 471 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,960 Speaker 1: did another semester of that, and I decided, Okay, it's 472 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,440 Speaker 1: it's time to Hey, it's time to grow up just 473 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: a little bit here, and I on a whim, I'm 474 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: going to be a marine now. I have always loved 475 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: military stuff. I always admired those guys. I always stopped 476 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: those guys and obviously still do. Were the creme de 477 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: la creme. That was that was as honorable as you 478 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 1: could possibly get. I knew I needed to grow up 479 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,879 Speaker 1: a little bit. Plus, let's be honest, probably pretty easy 480 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,560 Speaker 1: to pick up chicks if you're a marine, And so 481 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even consider the other branches. I knew Marines 482 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 1: were the best. I was the easiest laydown sale in 483 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,839 Speaker 1: the history of that marine recruiter's office. I walked right 484 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 1: into his office and said, I'm gonna be a marine. 485 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: You're about fell out of his chair. It's not like 486 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,239 Speaker 1: he had to tackle me on the way by. I 487 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,279 Speaker 1: went to him, I'm gonna be a marine. Is that 488 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,640 Speaker 1: all right? And you have to take this test? Oh, Craper, 489 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,520 Speaker 1: we had a time. I hate these clocks, Chris. Why 490 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 1: can't we just talk? I guess they have to paint 491 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: meals and stuff like that around here. But they have 492 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,719 Speaker 1: this thing called an as bab and I don't know 493 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 1: if they still have the Do they still have the azbab? 494 00:36:52,480 --> 00:37:16,400 Speaker 1: They do? Uh? Um? All right, hang on, oxplain the 495 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:38,200 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. I take the asvab and I score well, 496 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: it was like I got like an eighty seven out 497 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,879 Speaker 1: of a hundred, which I know what you're saying, Jesse, 498 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,080 Speaker 1: How'd you do that when you're so stupid? I have 499 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,440 Speaker 1: no idea, I think, and this is just something I suspect. 500 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,799 Speaker 1: I think that they fudged the tests. I think that 501 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,239 Speaker 1: they pump up your score just so they can get 502 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,120 Speaker 1: you in. Because it's all about quotas. You know, it's 503 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: all about quotas. And I walk in, I walk back 504 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,480 Speaker 1: and have to take in the asbab and the guy 505 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,160 Speaker 1: hands me this gigantic binder with all these different jobs 506 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: you can do in the military. It's called an mos 507 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 1: and I was like, you can keep your binder. I 508 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,879 Speaker 1: want to be in the infantry. And I go home 509 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,880 Speaker 1: that night and I tell my parents that I have 510 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 1: joined the Marine Corps and they were furious. I was no, 511 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 1: there was no, I'm so proud of you. There was 512 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: so dagon man and find me. My dad manage this 513 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,919 Speaker 1: to ask me. He says, well, what are you gonna 514 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,719 Speaker 1: do in the military? And I said, oh, I'm gonna 515 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,759 Speaker 1: be in the infantry. And he's like, what wait what 516 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,000 Speaker 1: to please tell me you're kidding. What are you gonna 517 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,560 Speaker 1: do with that when you get out? And he wasn't 518 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,920 Speaker 1: necessarily wrong, and I won't. There weren't many applicable skills 519 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,319 Speaker 1: to be well, Dad, I can, I mean, I can 520 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 1: kill people. Is that not gonna be Is that good? 521 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,600 Speaker 1: Is that not gonna be helpful? Later on in life? 522 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:31,560 Speaker 1: There go you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. This 523 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:42,000 Speaker 1: is a Jesse Kelly Show. Yeah, that's not gonna work 524 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,680 Speaker 1: for me. It's just not gonna work for me. To 525 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,040 Speaker 1: give you a little background, because I realized you're not 526 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,759 Speaker 1: in on these high, high level conversations Producer Chris and 527 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,560 Speaker 1: I are having behind the scenes. You know, we're important celebrities. 528 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,040 Speaker 1: I decided that I wanted to do a segment of 529 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:05,520 Speaker 1: radio standing up, as to all the rage nowadays, and 530 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,880 Speaker 1: I talk with my hands and I tend to pace 531 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,319 Speaker 1: when I'm talking on the phone to somebody, and I thought, 532 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,839 Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna try a segment standing up. This 533 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,719 Speaker 1: is gonna be great. Then I can stand up and 534 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,200 Speaker 1: wave my hands and move around. It sucked. This standing 535 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,719 Speaker 1: up is way overrated. I hit the chord that has 536 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,200 Speaker 1: my headphones and I knocked my headphones out. I hit 537 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:29,719 Speaker 1: the wall. I don't know if y'all heard me do 538 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,880 Speaker 1: that last segment, but that was that was me. I 539 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,440 Speaker 1: just blamed it on Chris. And speaking of producer Chris, 540 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,280 Speaker 1: I realize we're national now, so let's just hash something 541 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:45,880 Speaker 1: out here. Producer Chris is Jewish. I don't hold his 542 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 1: lack of belief in the New Testament against him. It's fine, 543 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 1: but he is also the cheapest human being on the 544 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,279 Speaker 1: face of the planet. And just to give you a 545 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,799 Speaker 1: little example, this is what I got lectured about during 546 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,080 Speaker 1: the break. I came in with the cup of McDonald's 547 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,200 Speaker 1: coffee this morning. Yes, I go to only the fanciest restaurants. 548 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,719 Speaker 1: I come in with a cup of McDonald's coffee. And 549 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:13,400 Speaker 1: we're having a discussion me, producer, Chris and Mitchell of 550 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,400 Speaker 1: which has the best coffee, dunkin Donuts, McDonald's, whatnot. And 551 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 1: I brag about the price of McDonald's coffee because I 552 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,520 Speaker 1: seriously got this huge coffee this morning for something like 553 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,680 Speaker 1: eighty nine cents. I kid you not, on my life. 554 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,960 Speaker 1: Chris was mortified that I spent eighty nine cents on 555 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,760 Speaker 1: a cup of coffee rather than come into the iHeart 556 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,279 Speaker 1: Studio and moocha free cup here on my freaking life. 557 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,040 Speaker 1: I just I couldn't even speak. I just I don't 558 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,239 Speaker 1: even know why I'm shocked anymore. At this point in time, 559 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,120 Speaker 1: my jaw just hung open. I've never met anybody that 560 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,960 Speaker 1: cheap in my entire life. Ever. He built a he 561 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,239 Speaker 1: built a manure one time. What holiday is that you 562 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,839 Speaker 1: people celebrate Hana for Hankah? He builds a manua, the 563 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 1: Jewish candle thing, right, that's the candle thing. He didn't 564 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,480 Speaker 1: buy his own manora. I'm not making this up. He 565 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,640 Speaker 1: didn't buy his own manora. He saw some wood in 566 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,960 Speaker 1: the ditch on the side of the road and pulled 567 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,520 Speaker 1: over and picked up ditchwood to go home and build 568 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,040 Speaker 1: his own minora because it wouldn't cost him any money. 569 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,040 Speaker 1: Who does that? What kind of a human being does 570 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,720 Speaker 1: And it's not like he's destitute. I mean, the guy's 571 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: got a steady paying job. I can't I can't do it. 572 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:43,360 Speaker 1: Back to my story, Chris, Enough about you marine Corps. 573 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,880 Speaker 1: I've got a whole bunch of stories from there. Oh 574 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,359 Speaker 1: you know what, I might as well tell you this one. 575 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,479 Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into too much marine stuff today, 576 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,200 Speaker 1: but we were talking about the grossest experience ever that 577 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,240 Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life, and I was mentioning 578 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,440 Speaker 1: the clay sewer pipes I had to bust open with 579 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,239 Speaker 1: the sewer line. I definitely have one that tops that. 580 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,080 Speaker 1: During when you're in the Marine Corps, you go to 581 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,240 Speaker 1: all kinds of different places to do different kinds of training. 582 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,480 Speaker 1: We would go up into the mountains of northern California 583 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,960 Speaker 1: to do mountain warfare training training. We would go to 584 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: Japan and do different kinds of training there. We went 585 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,600 Speaker 1: to Mount Fuji to do different kinds of training there. 586 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,040 Speaker 1: Obviously we did all kinds of desert training because of 587 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: course I joined the Marine Corps and then got stationed 588 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,719 Speaker 1: in the middle of the freaking desert. But that's the 589 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,680 Speaker 1: different story. And at one point in time, when we 590 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,840 Speaker 1: were doing a deployment to Okanawa, this is pre Iraq times, 591 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,080 Speaker 1: they sent us to Thailand to do jungle warfare training. 592 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,800 Speaker 1: They call the training. You can look it up. Still 593 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,920 Speaker 1: I think they still do it. It's called cobra gold. 594 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,480 Speaker 1: Sounds really cool when you get to drink cobra blood, 595 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:56,320 Speaker 1: which is horrible. But that's another story. And Thailand jungle 596 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,240 Speaker 1: is serious, serious jungle, and I mean serious triple canopy 597 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 1: jungle centipedes the size of your leg. It's just horrific. 598 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,760 Speaker 1: And because it's Thailand and it's a dump. Oh gosh, 599 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,160 Speaker 1: Chris just brought in the wooden Manora that he made. 600 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,480 Speaker 1: I cannot, I cannot believe this. We need to cross 601 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,239 Speaker 1: in here too, Mitchell. We're not We're you know, we're 602 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,279 Speaker 1: going to compete. We're having the Holy Wars in here. 603 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,320 Speaker 1: That's another story. So because it's Thailand and there's there's 604 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,759 Speaker 1: horrible sanitation, and it's the jungle, and there's disease everywhere, 605 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,400 Speaker 1: a lot of people are getting sick. And this is 606 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 1: the first of two parasites that I got. I got dysentery. 607 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,960 Speaker 1: I need to try to explain something in a way 608 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,560 Speaker 1: that's not going to gross you out. When you have dysenterry. 609 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: I cannot stress this point enough. You do not have 610 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 1: the runs the way you understand having the runs. You 611 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,279 Speaker 1: do not have a tummy ache. When you have dysentery. 612 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:07,640 Speaker 1: You will basically live your life in the bathroom. And 613 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,799 Speaker 1: when it is time. Let's say you're not in the 614 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: bathroom and all of a sudden you feel the urge 615 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,840 Speaker 1: and it is time for you to get to the bathroom. 616 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,440 Speaker 1: You don't have the option of just you know, I'm 617 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,880 Speaker 1: gonna hold off for a while. It is coming, whether 618 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,359 Speaker 1: or not you want it to come or not. It's 619 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:38,400 Speaker 1: not asking permission. That's what dysentery is, and it is miserable. Now, 620 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:44,480 Speaker 1: remember I have bad judgment that's not even debatable at 621 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,280 Speaker 1: this point in time, and I really had bad judgment 622 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:52,160 Speaker 1: as a young marine in Thailand. So we're training and 623 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:56,200 Speaker 1: I get sick, and I get really sick with dysentery, 624 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,279 Speaker 1: and we finally get done with training and they give 625 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,799 Speaker 1: us a night out on the town. It was in 626 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,800 Speaker 1: Patti of Beach, Thailand. Now, when you're out in public 627 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,000 Speaker 1: in a foreign country, they are strict about the buddy 628 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,320 Speaker 1: system because it is very dangerous and especially third world 629 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,680 Speaker 1: place like that, drugs, hookers, everything. I mean, it's just 630 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,360 Speaker 1: a dangerous, dangerous place. You just need to be safe, 631 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:27,080 Speaker 1: very safe. So they're strict about the buddy system. All 632 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,960 Speaker 1: my buddies, because we just got done training, are getting 633 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,440 Speaker 1: ready to go downtown to Patti of Beach and watch 634 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,480 Speaker 1: all the kickboxing. The ties are as you can imagine 635 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:41,040 Speaker 1: with where Multai came from. They're fanatical about kickboxing. They 636 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,520 Speaker 1: have these and they're sweet. It's so much fun. By 637 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,879 Speaker 1: the way, they have these kind of open air kind 638 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,440 Speaker 1: of not there's a roof on it, but all the 639 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 1: sides are open. These huge open air kickboxing places where 640 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,640 Speaker 1: they'll be cheese twenty kickboxing rings in there and they'll 641 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,120 Speaker 1: have midgets and a kickboxing and that's hilarious, and they'll 642 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,040 Speaker 1: have chicks at her kickboxing and they'll have professional kickboxing amateur. 643 00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,560 Speaker 1: There's kickboxing everywhere. And beside each of the rings they 644 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,439 Speaker 1: have these little mini bars setups. You go, you get 645 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,439 Speaker 1: some cheap, crappy tie beer and sip on some beer 646 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,600 Speaker 1: and watch kickboxing fights. That's what we love to do. 647 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:26,240 Speaker 1: Well again, bad judgment. We just got done training and 648 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,560 Speaker 1: my buddies are heading out on the town. I have 649 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:37,359 Speaker 1: dysentery and I say, oh, I'm coming, And then like, what, No, 650 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,440 Speaker 1: you can't, you can't go out, and I'm no, I can, 651 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,279 Speaker 1: and I'm coming. I'm coming for sure. I'm not staying home. 652 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: So we hop on what's called a bot bus over there. 653 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,399 Speaker 1: Bot is the it's the currency. I don't know how 654 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,120 Speaker 1: to spell it. I think it's bot, but I don't. Again, 655 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,880 Speaker 1: I don't read. So we hop on a bot bus 656 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,200 Speaker 1: and let me just explain something to you. In countries 657 00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 1: like that, I would not recommend you go to Thailand. 658 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm not not recommending the country at all. You hop 659 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,640 Speaker 1: on the botbus and it's essentially one of these crappy, 660 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,520 Speaker 1: old wee little mini pickup trucks that are always on 661 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,120 Speaker 1: the highway going fifty five in the left hand lane. Yeah, 662 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,480 Speaker 1: that's their main mode of transportation over there. And they 663 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,560 Speaker 1: put a couple bench seats in the back of it, 664 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,799 Speaker 1: and they put this ceiling on top, and then they 665 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,719 Speaker 1: tear through traffic, no seatbelt whatsoever. We saw families of 666 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,160 Speaker 1: five or six riding on a scooter. They would load 667 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,120 Speaker 1: the kids on the front of the scooter. We saw 668 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,760 Speaker 1: people riding elephants down the road like it's freaking Indiana 669 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,160 Speaker 1: Jones in the Temple of Doom. I'm not even kidding. 670 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,440 Speaker 1: And they zoom in your zoom out into town on 671 00:48:49,480 --> 00:49:12,799 Speaker 1: the botbus. All right, hang on, I'll finish explaining. You're 672 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:37,319 Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly show. You're welcome. We take 673 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:42,319 Speaker 1: the bob bus downtown, hop off the bob bus and 674 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:49,440 Speaker 1: we're walking towards the kickboxing place. And I think there 675 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,840 Speaker 1: were four of us. I remember, right, and it hits 676 00:49:55,920 --> 00:50:00,919 Speaker 1: Remember it's not asking permission when you I have Dysenterry, 677 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,360 Speaker 1: you're going to go, so you better get somewhere. And 678 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,520 Speaker 1: instantly they can actually see it on My face is 679 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,480 Speaker 1: twisted up in this horrible amount of pain, and I 680 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,239 Speaker 1: start sweating, and I say guys, I gotta go. And 681 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,439 Speaker 1: they know exactly what the problem is because they told 682 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,719 Speaker 1: me not to come out anyway because I had dysenterry. 683 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,759 Speaker 1: And they're like, well, we gotta stick with you because 684 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,799 Speaker 1: of the buddy system. I'm like, no, save yourself, leave 685 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:29,440 Speaker 1: me behind. And I finally get them to agree to 686 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,840 Speaker 1: take off. And now I am running down the sidewalk 687 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,520 Speaker 1: of Thailand, and I mean running, and I want you 688 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,439 Speaker 1: to picture what that looks like. I am six foot eight. 689 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,359 Speaker 1: Everybody in Thailand is like three foot two, and they 690 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 1: already looked at me like I was some kind of 691 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,279 Speaker 1: Godzilla freak. And now I'm sprinting down the sidewalk. So 692 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,160 Speaker 1: the seas are parting like it's Moses. See Chris, you'll 693 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,480 Speaker 1: get that reference. Seas are parting like it's Moses. As 694 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,520 Speaker 1: I run down the street and I run into the 695 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,960 Speaker 1: first to use the bathroom, and of course the freaking 696 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: bathroom is closed, and I turn around and burst out 697 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,680 Speaker 1: the door, and I run the bar right next door, 698 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:16,080 Speaker 1: and look, look, let me just explain something. I do 699 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,279 Speaker 1: not like public restrooms at all. I'm not one of 700 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,920 Speaker 1: these germophobe freaks. I'm not that at all. I shake hands. 701 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,920 Speaker 1: I'm not one of these weird fist bump people or 702 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,239 Speaker 1: anything like that. Well economy, I'm now, but I'm not 703 00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:31,680 Speaker 1: one of But I do not use public restrooms at 704 00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,200 Speaker 1: all if I can help it at all. I find 705 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,719 Speaker 1: no extremely gross. I think people are gross. Didn't wash 706 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 1: their hands, so just know that going in. Now, I 707 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,560 Speaker 1: burst through the doors of some grungy It's not even 708 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,680 Speaker 1: a nice one. They had some nice ones of some 709 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:52,680 Speaker 1: grungy run down Thailand bar. In the middle of the night, 710 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm by myself and I have to use the bathroom. 711 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,680 Speaker 1: And again I cannot reinforce this point enough. I have 712 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,760 Speaker 1: to use the bathroom or else I'm going clothes shopping 713 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:11,160 Speaker 1: any minute. The guy can see, by the grace of God, 714 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,239 Speaker 1: the bartender can see the look of pure desperation on 715 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,960 Speaker 1: my face. And I ask it. He points back to 716 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Speaker 1: the bathroom, and I go charging back and I burst 717 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:27,480 Speaker 1: through the bathroom door. Remember I have to go. And 718 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,680 Speaker 1: this is what's in the bathroom. There is a porcelain 719 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,680 Speaker 1: hole in the ground. There is a sink in there 720 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:44,359 Speaker 1: with no soap, with no hand sanitizer. There is no 721 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:50,680 Speaker 1: toilet paper by the hole in the ground. There is 722 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 1: a three ft length of garden hose that has been 723 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:03,799 Speaker 1: cut off attached to a faucet in the wall. Do 724 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,120 Speaker 1: you have any idea what that's like when you have 725 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,280 Speaker 1: dysenterry in your six foot eight and you don't even 726 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,800 Speaker 1: want to touch anything in there because you are horrifically 727 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:20,160 Speaker 1: grossed out. So yes, allow me to rephrase, the bursting 728 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,520 Speaker 1: of the clay sewer pipes is not the grossest thing 729 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,360 Speaker 1: I've ever gone through in my life. That it's without question, 730 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,440 Speaker 1: the worst experience of my life. It was so bad, 731 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,759 Speaker 1: of course, what I'm done. I decided to go back, 732 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,160 Speaker 1: and I don't go back to the base, you know. 733 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,960 Speaker 1: I decided to go back and join them, my buddies 734 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,040 Speaker 1: and drink beer. And I'm like, well, clearly, I'm fine, 735 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:44,640 Speaker 1: now let's do this. And I come back and they 736 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,040 Speaker 1: asked what happened, and I just told them it was 737 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,960 Speaker 1: so psychologically damaging. I just told them I don't want 738 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,120 Speaker 1: to talk about it. I can't talk about it right now. 739 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,359 Speaker 1: We'll talk about it another time. And they got it, 740 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:01,480 Speaker 1: you know what they understood. They got it. Now. I 741 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,320 Speaker 1: don't know how I got to stray. Oh yeah, my story, 742 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,600 Speaker 1: how I got to radio man, I feel like I've really, 743 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:11,920 Speaker 1: really bullown this whole show up today. Whatever, it's my show. 744 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,960 Speaker 1: Get out of the Marine Corps. By this time, my 745 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,600 Speaker 1: folks had actually started their own construction company and they 746 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,400 Speaker 1: moved it to Arizona. And keep in mind, I hate 747 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:27,400 Speaker 1: the desert. I hate the desert. I don't mind heat, 748 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,640 Speaker 1: but it's hot and dry. I got stationed in twenty 749 00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,360 Speaker 1: nine Palms in the Marine Corps instead of by the ocean, 750 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,640 Speaker 1: which that's part of the reason I even joined the Marines, 751 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,240 Speaker 1: because I love the ocean. And of course twenty nine Palms, 752 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,920 Speaker 1: California is in the middle of the Mojabi desert. I 753 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,640 Speaker 1: then have to go fight a war in the middle 754 00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:47,600 Speaker 1: of another horrific desert in Iraq. And I get out 755 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,719 Speaker 1: of the Marine Corps, and the business I want to 756 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,400 Speaker 1: go into is in the middle of the desert in Tucson, Arizona. 757 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,359 Speaker 1: So I go down to Tucson. I meat the old 758 00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:00,840 Speaker 1: ball and chain there Chris ask her to marry me. 759 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:07,520 Speaker 1: She's so lucky, and start getting addicted to conservative radio 760 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,279 Speaker 1: and reading about things. I started to learn how to read, 761 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,440 Speaker 1: and I started reading things, reading things about economics, and 762 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,680 Speaker 1: listening to various radio hosts and things like that, and 763 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,799 Speaker 1: all kinds of radio, not just conservative radio. I would 764 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,560 Speaker 1: listen to sports talk radio all the time, all the time. 765 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:33,799 Speaker 1: Long story short, Obama starts running for office, and I 766 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,200 Speaker 1: knew how crappy Obama was going to be, and I 767 00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:37,879 Speaker 1: was so mad about it. And I was still young 768 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,560 Speaker 1: and hotheaded big time, and so I'm like, screw this. 769 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm running for Congress. And I've never been involved in 770 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:51,160 Speaker 1: politics in any way, not in Tucson, not anywhere. I 771 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,960 Speaker 1: wasn't running for city council or slowly stepping my way 772 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000 Speaker 1: into it again. I have You'll see this as my 773 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:04,719 Speaker 1: story goes along. Here, I have this. I don't know, Chris. 774 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,759 Speaker 1: Would you consider my personality? Would you consider it to 775 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,960 Speaker 1: be a flaw or a good thing? And that I 776 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,040 Speaker 1: never test the waters for anything. I just dive right in. 777 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,000 Speaker 1: Is that a good or a bad thing? Because I 778 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,360 Speaker 1: will tell you it has burned me a lot. But 779 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:23,840 Speaker 1: it's also the reason I'm sitting in this chair. Either way. 780 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,720 Speaker 1: I have that kind of a personality where I take risks, 781 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:34,399 Speaker 1: big big risks. Sometimes I miss ran for Congress, ended 782 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,879 Speaker 1: up be it pretty good at it. I could give 783 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:42,279 Speaker 1: a good speech. And one day I'm getting ready to 784 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,560 Speaker 1: go on the local radio show there, the local conservative 785 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,640 Speaker 1: radio show. His name is John Justice. He still does 786 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:52,799 Speaker 1: a great show in Minnesota. Minneapolis actually and John, but 787 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,440 Speaker 1: he was in Tucson at the time. And I'm sitting 788 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,319 Speaker 1: in a studio away from John Justice's studio because I'm 789 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,279 Speaker 1: on the phone and he's not quite ready for me yet. 790 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,640 Speaker 1: And I'm talking on the phone. I hang up the 791 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,319 Speaker 1: phone and some guy and I would kill to know 792 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,919 Speaker 1: who this was, Chris, but I couldn't even picture him. Now, 793 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,200 Speaker 1: what doesn't matter. Some guy walks in and says, hey, 794 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,200 Speaker 1: out of the blue, I've never spoken to this person, 795 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,400 Speaker 1: never seen him before, never seen him since. Out of 796 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,200 Speaker 1: the blue, how about this? He says to me, So 797 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,400 Speaker 1: are you in radio? What do you do? And I 798 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,680 Speaker 1: said no, I'm running for office. And he says, you 799 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,120 Speaker 1: should go into radio. You have a good voice for it. 800 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,480 Speaker 1: And he turns around and walks out, Oh yeah, he 801 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,680 Speaker 1: told me he was a producer with the ESPN And 802 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,600 Speaker 1: he turns around and walks out. Don't know who it is. 803 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker 1: So I run for office. I get to know all 804 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,560 Speaker 1: these people in radio and TV just because they like 805 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,760 Speaker 1: what I do interviews because I'm pretty great at it. 806 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,880 Speaker 1: I of course lose that race by four thousand votes 807 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,000 Speaker 1: to Gabrielle Gifford's and she was shot three weeks later. 808 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,360 Speaker 1: Now I lost. The race was so close they had 809 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,400 Speaker 1: to recount the votes for a week and we're waiting 810 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,240 Speaker 1: for them to recount it because no one knew who 811 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,200 Speaker 1: was going to win the recount. Finally we lose. Obviously, 812 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,640 Speaker 1: that sucks. We worked really hard, but life goes on. 813 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,320 Speaker 1: No big deal. We decide the wife and I we're 814 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,160 Speaker 1: going to hop on a plane and we're going to 815 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,920 Speaker 1: head the Las Vegas for I think it was an overnighter, 816 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,200 Speaker 1: just to get away for a day. And this is 817 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,640 Speaker 1: a couple weeks after the election. We get seated on 818 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,520 Speaker 1: the plane and it was like something out of the movies. 819 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,960 Speaker 1: Everybody's phone starts ringing it once on the plane as 820 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,040 Speaker 1: we just got seated because Gifford's had just been shot 821 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,040 Speaker 1: and it was the most horrible thing. Thankfully, she's recovering 822 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:43,360 Speaker 1: and all that was good to go. Now. I decided 823 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,919 Speaker 1: to run for office a second time. After she got shot. 824 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,919 Speaker 1: They had a special election and I got crushed, which 825 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,960 Speaker 1: leads me to well, I'm not in office. I don't 826 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,080 Speaker 1: have a job anymore. I don't know where I'm going next. 827 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,040 Speaker 1: Where I'm going next is well another one of those 828 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:37,960 Speaker 1: all in things that didn't work out anyway. Back to 829 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:44,560 Speaker 1: what I was talking about me. So, I'm now at 830 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:49,120 Speaker 1: the point where I need a job, and I get 831 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,720 Speaker 1: this phone call from some DC citizens United in DC 832 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,440 Speaker 1: and asked if I want to go be there director 833 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,920 Speaker 1: of development because they want me to come back and 834 00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,160 Speaker 1: raise money. So I agree to do that, and I 835 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 1: moved the family back to DC. It sucks there, and 836 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,200 Speaker 1: I have to explain something for those of you who've 837 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:14,919 Speaker 1: never been to DC. DC is a very, very very 838 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,080 Speaker 1: cool place to visit. There are endless historical things you 839 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:25,040 Speaker 1: can do there, but you don't want to live there. 840 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,800 Speaker 1: Oh we got Carol Roth. I love Carol Roth. Put 841 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Carol on joining me now host of the Roth Effect podcast, 842 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:38,600 Speaker 1: The Great Carol Roth. Carol, I like free markets. I 843 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:42,480 Speaker 1: do not like government telling businesses how to do their business. 844 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,880 Speaker 1: At the same time, we have a serious problem when 845 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,040 Speaker 1: our main enemy in the world controls vital things we need, 846 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:55,600 Speaker 1: especially in a time of crisis. Tell me, help me out, 847 01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:00,880 Speaker 1: what is the solution that does not involve too much government. Yes, well, 848 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:06,080 Speaker 1: I like free markets and I cannot lie. And you know, 849 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: the interesting thing about the free market is that it 850 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,600 Speaker 1: is driven by the consumer. And I feel like as consumers, 851 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:19,200 Speaker 1: we have slacked on what is important to us. We've 852 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: said we want lowest prices at all costs. In many cases, 853 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:29,240 Speaker 1: we forget about things like quality and security and trustworthiness 854 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,560 Speaker 1: and the like. So the most important thing we can do, 855 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,240 Speaker 1: you know, as Americans, is they were not going to 856 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,840 Speaker 1: buy products that are made in China if we have 857 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:42,440 Speaker 1: another alternative. This should be a no brainer for anything 858 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,480 Speaker 1: that goes in our bodies or on our bodies. But 859 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,680 Speaker 1: I think that you've given the circumstances, it's time to 860 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,080 Speaker 1: step up and vote with our wallets. And you know, 861 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,080 Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt to reach out to the companies that 862 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,880 Speaker 1: you like their products and say we want you to 863 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:04,760 Speaker 1: consider another source. Now, obviously, not all products are made 864 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,960 Speaker 1: in China, and not all of them are consumer driven. 865 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,280 Speaker 1: Some of them are business business, and some of them 866 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:14,040 Speaker 1: have components that are made in China. But this is 867 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,200 Speaker 1: the opportunity where the companies need to step up and 868 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,760 Speaker 1: they realize that capitalism isn't just about low costs. It's 869 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,400 Speaker 1: about choice, and we have to prioritize some of these 870 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,400 Speaker 1: other things. Carol, I have a really crappy answer to that, 871 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,040 Speaker 1: and I say it's crappy because I don't like it. 872 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,920 Speaker 1: But the truth of the matter is, there are going 873 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,560 Speaker 1: to be so many people out there now and I 874 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,520 Speaker 1: see so much of this. Honestly, part of me sympathizes 875 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,320 Speaker 1: with it, that are going to say that's not enough. 876 01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,960 Speaker 1: You have major, major, powerful corporations that have endless tons 877 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,560 Speaker 1: of your data, like Google doing a lot of business 878 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:55,400 Speaker 1: with China. You have corporations like three Am here churning 879 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,120 Speaker 1: out ventilators when they said we needed them shipping them 880 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,000 Speaker 1: overseas at a time of crisis. I can argue for 881 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,840 Speaker 1: that position, but I find my arguments to be fairly weak. 882 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,120 Speaker 1: To be honest with you, what in the world can 883 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,640 Speaker 1: I tell Google? I can't call Google and complain if 884 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,040 Speaker 1: they're doing too much business with China. What good does 885 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,400 Speaker 1: that do? Well? Yo, you actually can't. It's interesting that 886 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,640 Speaker 1: people don't think that their actions and the actions of 887 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,840 Speaker 1: the people that they know that are around them have 888 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,400 Speaker 1: a meaningful effect. But you get enough people together and 889 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,400 Speaker 1: that could be in this case, you know, just hundreds 890 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,320 Speaker 1: of people and you get them to write letters called 891 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:39,240 Speaker 1: media take stop using Google, use bing or Duck duck go, 892 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,640 Speaker 1: or you know one of the other search engines that 893 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,920 Speaker 1: are out there, and make a big deal out of it. 894 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:50,040 Speaker 1: And these companies. One leverage that we do have is 895 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,840 Speaker 1: that they don't like the bad pr They don't like 896 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,120 Speaker 1: the dollars going in other places. It risks their jobs. 897 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,760 Speaker 1: And I think that people underestimate whether it's you know, 898 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,000 Speaker 1: call their senator or calling Google or calling three M 899 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,200 Speaker 1: or calling whoever you know, and of course than doing 900 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,440 Speaker 1: the boats with your wallets, because if you say the 901 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:13,440 Speaker 1: words and you don't actually then walk the talk, it 902 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,960 Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't actually help. But a small number of 903 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,400 Speaker 1: people can cause quite a stir and make a big difference. 904 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,520 Speaker 1: We've seen this in really bad ways with cancel culture, 905 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,880 Speaker 1: but we can see it in a good way with 906 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,919 Speaker 1: an organized you know, this is what we as consumers 907 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,680 Speaker 1: want to have happened. I think that that's the right 908 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,160 Speaker 1: free market way to go. Now, the flip side of that, 909 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,160 Speaker 1: Jessic Kelly, is that you have to remember that if 910 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,760 Speaker 1: we do that, then there's repercussions from our companies as well, 911 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,840 Speaker 1: because you know that China will just further close their 912 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,120 Speaker 1: markets and that means that for our companies that ship 913 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:51,880 Speaker 1: oversees that we will lose access to more than a 914 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,480 Speaker 1: billion potential customers. But yeah, that's the decision that every 915 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,000 Speaker 1: person individually has to make, and that that's what makes 916 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,200 Speaker 1: the free markets so great. We handle the fact that 917 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,960 Speaker 1: they are an enemy going forward from here, I understand 918 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,800 Speaker 1: that about the complaining to companies and whatnot. Let's say 919 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,320 Speaker 1: we get through this thing, which we will. We always 920 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:15,880 Speaker 1: find a way. Clearly, it's going to kill ten thousand Americans, 921 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,480 Speaker 1: twenty thirty thousand, whatever the number is, it's a lot. Yeah, 922 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,440 Speaker 1: clearly it's going to cause economic devastation that we know. 923 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,480 Speaker 1: We know that. Okay, we come out the back end 924 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:31,120 Speaker 1: of this. What can America do to China that is 925 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,080 Speaker 1: not something stupid like a hot war? What can we 926 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,400 Speaker 1: as a nation, not a consumer, but as a nation, 927 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,640 Speaker 1: what can we actually do? Well? You know, and this 928 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,479 Speaker 1: kind of goes back to government, and it goes back 929 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,320 Speaker 1: to tactics around the trade war. But you know, there 930 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:51,560 Speaker 1: could be restrictions on Chinese intellectual property, There could be 931 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:56,680 Speaker 1: restrictions on Chinese investments. There could be all kinds of restrictions, 932 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,520 Speaker 1: but then you're getting to a point where you're punishing 933 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,720 Speaker 1: the citizens of China and not the bad actors and 934 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:07,760 Speaker 1: the government, and that becomes a dangerous and slippery slope. 935 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,000 Speaker 1: So there's always a whole host of things we can do, 936 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,320 Speaker 1: but the question becomes are you really directing it at 937 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,120 Speaker 1: the right people? And that's why, you know, I always 938 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:21,040 Speaker 1: am very hesitant for the geniuses in our government to 939 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,959 Speaker 1: start with there amazing strategy and tactics. So I think 940 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,120 Speaker 1: that that we need to be careful. But I do 941 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:36,200 Speaker 1: believe that, you know, from a international standing, China is 942 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:40,440 Speaker 1: in big trouble. And I think with the US KIM partner, 943 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,600 Speaker 1: with our allies and you know, probably come up with 944 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:49,240 Speaker 1: some ways to quote unquote retaliate, and you know, if 945 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,400 Speaker 1: this thing doesn't turn into a major war, then we'll 946 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,400 Speaker 1: all be very lucky on the back end. Carol, What 947 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,360 Speaker 1: if I disagree with you on that? And and I'm 948 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,640 Speaker 1: talking about I don't think China is in trouble. I 949 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,720 Speaker 1: think China's going to come out of this smelling like 950 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,760 Speaker 1: a rose because they have killed our people. They're going 951 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,200 Speaker 1: to have slaughtered our economy, and I have seen virtually 952 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:15,280 Speaker 1: nothing on the world stage indicating to me that other 953 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,680 Speaker 1: countries are going to do anything except grab their ankles 954 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,240 Speaker 1: for China once again, and this whole thing is over. Yeah, 955 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,560 Speaker 1: it's interesting. So I always love a good disagreement, so 956 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,560 Speaker 1: I feel feel free to disagree and push back. Right now. 957 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,960 Speaker 1: People are in crisis and they're dealing with what's in 958 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,600 Speaker 1: front of them. But I cannot imagine that these other 959 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,520 Speaker 1: countries aren't acutely aware of the source of this issue 960 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:44,000 Speaker 1: and what has happened, and that there won't be repercussion. 961 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:48,040 Speaker 1: We may not hear about them. Fact Frankly, in some ways, 962 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,040 Speaker 1: I hope that we don't. I like when things are 963 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,240 Speaker 1: taking care of more covertly than overtly. I think it's 964 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:58,800 Speaker 1: more helpful to the strategies. But I think, you know, 965 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,840 Speaker 1: first of all, China's in doing this is hurt their 966 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,720 Speaker 1: own economy, and I'd think that some of their initiatives, 967 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,000 Speaker 1: they're built in road initiatives, and all these great plans 968 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,160 Speaker 1: they had to become a superpower are going to be 969 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:16,439 Speaker 1: severely damaged by this entire situation. I think a lot 970 01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,360 Speaker 1: of companies that were already thinking about moving their supply 971 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,280 Speaker 1: chains out of China because of the trade war. This 972 01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,519 Speaker 1: is going to accelerate the need for them to, um, 973 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,960 Speaker 1: you know, have other plans, whether it's moving into other 974 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,599 Speaker 1: countries or in some cases hopefully bringing it back to America. Carol, 975 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,320 Speaker 1: only about ten seconds. What are you having for breakfast? 976 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,360 Speaker 1: For breakfast? Um, you know, I don't really care. I 977 01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:41,720 Speaker 1: got chocolate stuffed with bacon in my house, so I'm 978 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:45,120 Speaker 1: just looking for any gateway food opportunities to get my 979 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,920 Speaker 1: dark chocolate with bacon. Of the Rafa Big Podcast. I 980 01:08:49,960 --> 01:09:24,880 Speaker 1: appreciate you, all right, thank youre Jesse, Jesse Kelly back 981 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:30,439 Speaker 1: to me. Move to DC again. You need to visit 982 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,400 Speaker 1: DC because the history is sweet and it does I'm 983 01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:38,640 Speaker 1: not gonna lie. The founders set up DC to be 984 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,880 Speaker 1: visually impressive to foreign dignitaries. We wanted to look like 985 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:46,120 Speaker 1: we were a real country. And it is a cool place. 986 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,000 Speaker 1: It is a cool place. They have some of the 987 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:54,360 Speaker 1: coolest stuff there. World War Two Memorial, the Spy Museum, 988 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,000 Speaker 1: the Holocaust Museum is a freaking tear jerker. Chris, have 989 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,960 Speaker 1: you ever you ever been to DC? You would you 990 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:04,880 Speaker 1: would appreciate the Holocaust Museum, it is. It's heavy. I'll 991 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,360 Speaker 1: tell of all the light fun stuff to do in DC, 992 01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:09,439 Speaker 1: and there's plenty of it. That's not one of them. 993 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,000 Speaker 1: It's obviously meant to be heavy, should be heavy. But 994 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,519 Speaker 1: it is really really well done, and I mean really 995 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:20,080 Speaker 1: well done. So go to DC. But living there, no, 996 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:26,320 Speaker 1: And I don't know what this is and I can't 997 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:31,879 Speaker 1: exactly put a finger on why this is. But everyone's 998 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:38,240 Speaker 1: so freaking rude there, and I despise bad manners. And 999 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,160 Speaker 1: it's not because I'm a good person. You know that. 1000 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,639 Speaker 1: I bet I'm not. I'm a terrible person. But hold 1001 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:47,040 Speaker 1: doors open for people. When someone holds the door open 1002 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:51,160 Speaker 1: for you, say thank you. I know that sounds like 1003 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,240 Speaker 1: a radical concept, but believe me, you moved to DC. 1004 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,240 Speaker 1: It doesn't happen there. And just so I look around 1005 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,840 Speaker 1: the wife and I and were like, you know what 1006 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,400 Speaker 1: this sucks. We need to get out of here. And again, 1007 01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:07,280 Speaker 1: remember clear back to the I go all in when 1008 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:13,639 Speaker 1: I do something thing, I take big, big risks thing. Yeah, 1009 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,479 Speaker 1: I quit my job and loaded the family in a 1010 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,040 Speaker 1: minivan with no job and no destination, and we drove 1011 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,880 Speaker 1: across the America looking for someplace to live. End up 1012 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:28,080 Speaker 1: moving to Dallas, end up finding a job selling RVs 1013 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,000 Speaker 1: on Craigslist, and I did this for three or four years. 1014 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:35,439 Speaker 1: After that. I'd never sold anything in my life. I 1015 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,519 Speaker 1: saw the job, figured well, my family has to eat, 1016 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,639 Speaker 1: might as well do that. Turns out I was really 1017 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,840 Speaker 1: good at it. They made me a sales manager after 1018 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,040 Speaker 1: a year, and then they opened up some huge superstore 1019 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,680 Speaker 1: down here in the Houston area where I am now. 1020 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:58,479 Speaker 1: They said, Jesse, you're so awesome, and that's not really 1021 01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,360 Speaker 1: what they said, but that's how I interned. Long story short, 1022 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:04,600 Speaker 1: They asked me to move down to Houston be the 1023 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,000 Speaker 1: sales manager at this big megastore. So I did that. 1024 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,800 Speaker 1: Now I'm down here in Houston. I'm selling RVs, you know, 1025 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,120 Speaker 1: living that white picket fence life. A couple of little kids. 1026 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:19,439 Speaker 1: They're all right, they're they're they're functional. I mean, they're fine. 1027 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,559 Speaker 1: I get to know Michael Berry. Many of you will 1028 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:31,120 Speaker 1: know Michael Berry. He is naturally syndicated radio host big Time. 1029 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,160 Speaker 1: He sees me put up a social media post one 1030 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,200 Speaker 1: day and I don't know him at this point, and 1031 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,920 Speaker 1: he sends me a message and he says, hey, you 1032 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,840 Speaker 1: want to come on my radio? Show and talk about it, 1033 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,080 Speaker 1: and it was about John McCain. Is a long story, 1034 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,200 Speaker 1: my experience with John McCain and Arizona. I'll tell that 1035 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:49,160 Speaker 1: story another day. We only have three hours, Chris. I 1036 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:53,120 Speaker 1: go on the radio and of course I killed it, 1037 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:57,320 Speaker 1: but I did. I did really well. And driving home 1038 01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:02,360 Speaker 1: from work that night, all phone rings, I look and 1039 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,799 Speaker 1: it's Michael Barry and I'm like, what in the world. 1040 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,160 Speaker 1: Answer the phone. We talked for a long time, We 1041 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:09,160 Speaker 1: get to be end up getting to be really good friends, 1042 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,559 Speaker 1: start hanging out on the weekends, and finally he tells me. 1043 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:15,160 Speaker 1: He says, if you ever wanted to make a run 1044 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:19,880 Speaker 1: at this radio, TV, media world thing. I don't say 1045 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,320 Speaker 1: this to a lot of people, but I think you 1046 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,840 Speaker 1: could really be special at it. I think you could 1047 01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:29,639 Speaker 1: really really be good at it. Clearly he was right, 1048 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:34,840 Speaker 1: but I said, you know what, let's do it. And 1049 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,840 Speaker 1: once again, you remember once again, the all in thing. 1050 01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:45,599 Speaker 1: I quit my job again, quit my job again, good 1051 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:50,000 Speaker 1: my job again to pursue some sort of a media career. Now. 1052 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,679 Speaker 1: I had no idea what form that would take at all. 1053 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:56,439 Speaker 1: I started doing these little YouTube videos, which we need 1054 01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:58,800 Speaker 1: to start doing those again. Chris They were called Jesse 1055 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,800 Speaker 1: Kelly brief. We get one of those. Can we get 1056 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,080 Speaker 1: the audio for one of those and play it? Can 1057 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,800 Speaker 1: pull up at Jesse Kelly Berief. I did these Jesse 1058 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,960 Speaker 1: Kelly beef things and it won't come across. I mean 1059 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,400 Speaker 1: you could go look at them. They're still up. I 1060 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:15,599 Speaker 1: haven't deleted them. And just to do the setup before 1061 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,640 Speaker 1: I actually play you the audio of one. This was 1062 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:25,160 Speaker 1: the format. This is the format. The format was. I 1063 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,040 Speaker 1: would sit and again I had no equipment. I had 1064 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:31,559 Speaker 1: nothing whatsoever. I bought a little cell phone stand off 1065 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,040 Speaker 1: of Amazon, and I would set my cell phone on 1066 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:39,200 Speaker 1: there to record myself. You'll see me sitting at a 1067 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:43,160 Speaker 1: desk and there's a there's one of those pinboard. What 1068 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,800 Speaker 1: do you call those pinboards? Is it just called a pinboard? Chris? 1069 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:50,960 Speaker 1: There's a pinboard behind me with four pieces of paper 1070 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,800 Speaker 1: on it of something hand drawn on it or either 1071 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:57,759 Speaker 1: my horrible chicken scratch writing or some kind of drawing 1072 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:02,479 Speaker 1: of some kind. In above the pinboard was a timer, 1073 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,880 Speaker 1: a two minute timer, a count down timer, okay, And 1074 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,920 Speaker 1: I would come up with four subjects and I would 1075 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,920 Speaker 1: rut right down on the piece of paper. What the 1076 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,479 Speaker 1: four subjects were, and then I would pin them up 1077 01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,360 Speaker 1: on the board and the first thing you would see 1078 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,920 Speaker 1: is me saying, this is Jesse Kelly Brief. And I 1079 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,960 Speaker 1: didn't even have like, I didn't have any money, so 1080 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,040 Speaker 1: I didn't even have a microphone. It's just me talking 1081 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,920 Speaker 1: into the phone. So when I play you the audio, 1082 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,960 Speaker 1: that's really what it sounds like. It sounds awful, it 1083 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:35,640 Speaker 1: looks awful. The timer up above the pinboard, which I 1084 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:39,320 Speaker 1: screwed into the wall, it's crooked, it's not straight. Everybody 1085 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:42,120 Speaker 1: with OCD freaked out about that, and I'm like, hey, sorry, bro, 1086 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,040 Speaker 1: it's screwed into the wall. That's how it's staying at 1087 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:49,760 Speaker 1: this point in time. Well, I'll play one for you 1088 01:15:49,800 --> 01:16:15,040 Speaker 1: in just a second. How the setup again is I'm 1089 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:18,240 Speaker 1: staring at my cell phone camera. I'm sitting at a desk, 1090 01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,040 Speaker 1: pinboard behind me to my right to the viewers left, 1091 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:25,519 Speaker 1: and there's a countdown timer above it. And the basic concept, 1092 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:29,560 Speaker 1: Oh when I had music only I could you'll hear what? 1093 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:32,200 Speaker 1: I play one for you in just a second. I 1094 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:36,040 Speaker 1: don't I don't know how to do technology. Remember Chris 1095 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,880 Speaker 1: uses all these technological All left was analog, and that 1096 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,760 Speaker 1: was digital, and I don't know what any of those 1097 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,880 Speaker 1: words mean. I have no idea what that means. And 1098 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,320 Speaker 1: I had no idea how to play music on the video. 1099 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,040 Speaker 1: I could just record a video, and I didn't even 1100 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:53,080 Speaker 1: have speakers for anything decent. So I had my laptop 1101 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:58,000 Speaker 1: on there, which had iTunes on it. But randomly you'll 1102 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,200 Speaker 1: hear you can barely hear the music because my laptop 1103 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:04,400 Speaker 1: is turned up to full volume, sitting to my right 1104 01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,840 Speaker 1: as I would pick a new song. It is the 1105 01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:11,960 Speaker 1: worst sounding thing. Chris cringes when he hears it. The sound, 1106 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:17,879 Speaker 1: the quality, every part of it is absolutely horrid, horrid. 1107 01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:20,800 Speaker 1: And I would start the timer. I'd say this is 1108 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,120 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Brief, and I'd wink at the camera, you know, 1109 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,120 Speaker 1: drives the ladies crazy, wink at the camera. I'd say 1110 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,160 Speaker 1: this is Jesse Kelly Brief. And I would start the 1111 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,920 Speaker 1: timer and then turn around so I couldn't see the 1112 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,719 Speaker 1: timer behind me. I just knew it was back there 1113 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,679 Speaker 1: and it was counting down. And the concept was, no 1114 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:40,640 Speaker 1: matter what, whether I'm done with my sentence or not, 1115 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:43,719 Speaker 1: when that timer goes off, when the timer beefs, you stop, 1116 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,120 Speaker 1: you stop, period. And I don't remember, Chris, did I 1117 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:51,120 Speaker 1: finish it with that's all or something like that? All right, 1118 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:55,479 Speaker 1: I'll play one for you in just a second. This 1119 01:17:55,640 --> 01:18:11,880 Speaker 1: is a Jesse Kelly show. This is a Jesse Kelly 1120 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:25,760 Speaker 1: show given you. I've given you the setup of what 1121 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,799 Speaker 1: a Jesse Kelly brief is, and believe me, the visuals 1122 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,280 Speaker 1: are better. The ripping sound is. Remember I told you 1123 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,280 Speaker 1: there were four pieces of handwritten paper on the pinboard. 1124 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,839 Speaker 1: I would turn around and rip one of the pages 1125 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:41,280 Speaker 1: off and read it and then make my comment and 1126 01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:42,920 Speaker 1: chuck it up in the air, and then I would 1127 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,599 Speaker 1: turn around and grab another one. So the bad music 1128 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,280 Speaker 1: is from my laptop. The ripping is the pages. The 1129 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:53,360 Speaker 1: timer you'll hear at the end was my cut off. Enjoy. 1130 01:18:56,880 --> 01:19:07,439 Speaker 1: This is Jesse Kelly brief XO asks should a man 1131 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:13,880 Speaker 1: make their woman feel like the top priority over everything else? Look, 1132 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,719 Speaker 1: I can't fly, I can't move objects with my mind, 1133 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,280 Speaker 1: I can't walk on the surface of the sun, I 1134 01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:25,880 Speaker 1: can't shoot lasers out of my eyes, and I, as 1135 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:32,920 Speaker 1: sure as heck, can't control what a woman feels. Holden, 1136 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,280 Speaker 1: how do I get my mother in law to move out? 1137 01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,360 Speaker 1: He asked, Look, it can be done. It's just a 1138 01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:43,960 Speaker 1: delicate process, and you have to be willing to set 1139 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,920 Speaker 1: aside all human decency. For one, you cannot tell your 1140 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,120 Speaker 1: wife she can't be in on it, even if she 1141 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,360 Speaker 1: acts like she's in on it, just like they all 1142 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,280 Speaker 1: do in a week later. So change your mind. Here's 1143 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:58,040 Speaker 1: what you do. You have to haunt your mother in 1144 01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:00,719 Speaker 1: law and never let her know you're doing it, makes 1145 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:06,719 Speaker 1: strange sounds, move her pictures around, hire somebody to walk 1146 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,960 Speaker 1: by her window at night and call out her name 1147 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,240 Speaker 1: in a really creepy voice, and no one else in 1148 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,479 Speaker 1: the house will be haunted at some point, should be 1149 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:17,439 Speaker 1: so freaked out, should move out, or her pacemaker will fail. 1150 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:27,360 Speaker 1: Do Democrats care about doctor Ford's accusations. If Brett Kavanaugh 1151 01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:31,320 Speaker 1: had just quit working for ISIS, where he was in 1152 01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:36,439 Speaker 1: charge of murdering children, the Democrats would fully support him 1153 01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:38,000 Speaker 1: as long as they thought he was going to be 1154 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,280 Speaker 1: a liberal judge. In fact, murdering children is actually part 1155 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:48,679 Speaker 1: of their party platform. Robert says, my team is horrible. 1156 01:20:49,520 --> 01:21:04,639 Speaker 1: Am I allowed to change football teams? Yes? That's all Chris, Chris, 1157 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,120 Speaker 1: I want another one. It's my show. Can we play 1158 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,960 Speaker 1: another one? Are we gonna get in trouble. Probably play 1159 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:14,000 Speaker 1: me another one fire away. This is Jesse Kelly brief 1160 01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:20,360 Speaker 1: before we begin. The Jesse Kelly Show is off tonight. 1161 01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:23,280 Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow night. Have a big important meeting. 1162 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:25,439 Speaker 1: I don't need you to wish me luck. It's me. 1163 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:32,519 Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill it. Pope Francis has announced they will 1164 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,879 Speaker 1: convene a summit of church leaders to discuss the Catholic 1165 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:40,080 Speaker 1: Church and protecting miners. Now they're not meeting until February, 1166 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,200 Speaker 1: and a lot of people are criticizing them for that. 1167 01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:45,120 Speaker 1: But you can't expect all these Catholic leaders to get 1168 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,719 Speaker 1: together and discuss how they're going to change their ways 1169 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:55,720 Speaker 1: without letting them celebrate one last Halloween. This is from 1170 01:21:55,800 --> 01:22:01,000 Speaker 1: Rotten Tomatoes and Henry Cavell Cavil, I don't do much research, 1171 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:04,320 Speaker 1: said he will not be returning to play Superman. One 1172 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,719 Speaker 1: of the reasons they gave is they want to focus 1173 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:12,080 Speaker 1: on Supergirl. Supergirl, as many people know, is not huge 1174 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,880 Speaker 1: with the public, but it's humongous with that seven to 1175 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,880 Speaker 1: fifteen year old girl demographic, also huge with the Air Force. 1176 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:27,680 Speaker 1: Big congratulations are in order. Planned Parenthood made the announcement 1177 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:31,960 Speaker 1: today that they are welcoming their new president, doctor Leanna when. 1178 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,960 Speaker 1: Now you have to understand Leanna when went through a 1179 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,759 Speaker 1: rigorous six month vetting process where she had to bathe 1180 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:42,800 Speaker 1: only in baby's blood. That was followed by an MRI 1181 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:51,080 Speaker 1: to make sure she had no soul. This is from 1182 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:55,439 Speaker 1: business insider. A pharmacist who retired early at the age 1183 01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:58,599 Speaker 1: of thirty eight off and made one hundred and fifty 1184 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,599 Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year often had actual nightmares of being 1185 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:08,160 Speaker 1: back at work and arguing at morons. Look, everybody deals 1186 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:11,160 Speaker 1: with morons. Those most of us do it without making 1187 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,920 Speaker 1: six figures and having access to unlimited amounts of pills 1188 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,479 Speaker 1: to help us get through it. That's all. So you 1189 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,360 Speaker 1: get the idea of Jesse Kelly brief. Those are fantastic. 1190 01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:24,080 Speaker 1: You know what, Chris, I just made the executive decision. 1191 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,639 Speaker 1: We are bringing that back. We're bringing it back. We'll 1192 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,080 Speaker 1: put it up on the website. The website's Jesse Kelly 1193 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,439 Speaker 1: Show dot com. We are going to figure out a 1194 01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:35,320 Speaker 1: way to bring those things back. And that was so 1195 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,200 Speaker 1: that's what I started doing. I quit my job, started 1196 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:42,960 Speaker 1: doing that and just putting out content. Off of that content, 1197 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:49,800 Speaker 1: off of that content, somebody at iHeart here, Eddie Martini 1198 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:55,840 Speaker 1: decided to give me a shot. This is before Key 1199 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,559 Speaker 1: Network syndicated me. He decided to give me a seven 1200 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,880 Speaker 1: o'clock at night radio show. I mean seven o'clock at night. 1201 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,160 Speaker 1: It's obviously wasn't I mean, the biggest thing in the 1202 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:08,759 Speaker 1: what But to me it was everything. And then well 1203 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,080 Speaker 1: the rest is history. As they say, it went so well. 1204 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:15,240 Speaker 1: After like six months, they made me a drive time 1205 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:20,040 Speaker 1: evening drive Time five to seven at night, and that 1206 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:27,040 Speaker 1: went so well. Eventually Key Networks Game Calling decided to 1207 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,879 Speaker 1: take the show national. So that is how it all happened. 1208 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:34,479 Speaker 1: And what's so funny is I never realized until up 1209 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,160 Speaker 1: up until about a few weeks ago that anybody had 1210 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:42,640 Speaker 1: really seen those Jesse Kelly briefs, those idiotic things. And 1211 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,880 Speaker 1: I got a hold of the guy who runs Key 1212 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,280 Speaker 1: and I said, hey, have you ever seen those? And 1213 01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:52,320 Speaker 1: he said, seen them? It's half the reason I hired you, 1214 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:59,160 Speaker 1: a stupid, idiotic fitty. And as far as the TV 1215 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:04,240 Speaker 1: stuff goes, look, that was just I mean, that was 1216 01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,680 Speaker 1: just off of doing a bunch of TV stuff or 1217 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:09,519 Speaker 1: doing a bunch of TV appearances. Eventually, one company called 1218 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,479 Speaker 1: it another company called it. Now I get to work 1219 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:15,439 Speaker 1: for the First, which is an awesome TV network, and 1220 01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:20,040 Speaker 1: the best part about being national and the best part 1221 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,160 Speaker 1: about being on the First both of my TV and 1222 01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:24,360 Speaker 1: radio gigs, the best part about both of them is, 1223 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:28,640 Speaker 1: as you can probably tell, nobody tells me what to say, 1224 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:33,519 Speaker 1: Nobody tells me what I can't say. I mean, did 1225 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:37,120 Speaker 1: they get complaints, Yes, clearly they get complaints, But nobody 1226 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:41,479 Speaker 1: has ever once called, texted or email me and said 1227 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:45,640 Speaker 1: don't say that again. You can't say that, which is 1228 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:48,160 Speaker 1: really amazing when you consider all the offensive stuff we've 1229 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:52,600 Speaker 1: managed to cobble together in this show Caress so that 1230 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,320 Speaker 1: only took me about an hour and a half. That 1231 01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:58,719 Speaker 1: is the story of why you get to be graced 1232 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:02,880 Speaker 1: with the sultry sounds of Jesse Kelly every single day. 1233 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:10,760 Speaker 1: Now back to the task at hand. Part of the 1234 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:15,280 Speaker 1: disconnect I'm seeing right now between the people, and believe me, 1235 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:19,280 Speaker 1: this disconnect is starting to break down. I've been super 1236 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:22,200 Speaker 1: loud about this. Other people are now catching on. They're 1237 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:25,639 Speaker 1: getting super loud about the fact you cannot wipe out 1238 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,320 Speaker 1: the economy and wipe out the working man. And the 1239 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,400 Speaker 1: name of wiping out of IRUs. And part of the 1240 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:36,719 Speaker 1: reason I've been so emphatic about this is we seem 1241 01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:41,040 Speaker 1: to be living in two separate Americas. And what I 1242 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:44,600 Speaker 1: mean by that, it's not north and south. It's not 1243 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,160 Speaker 1: even in this case, it's not even left or right. 1244 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,240 Speaker 1: It's not even Republican or Democrat. That is not what 1245 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:53,519 Speaker 1: I mean. If you go and I have spent a 1246 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,920 Speaker 1: lot of time on this subject, if you go down 1247 01:26:56,960 --> 01:27:00,719 Speaker 1: the line on the people scolding every body else about 1248 01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,559 Speaker 1: how you have to stay inside and we have to 1249 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,960 Speaker 1: be quarantined, and this is for the greater good, and 1250 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,240 Speaker 1: if you won't stay inside, you want people to die. 1251 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:13,640 Speaker 1: Every single one of those people, every single one is 1252 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:18,080 Speaker 1: still getting a paycheck. I've never seen one that isn't. 1253 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:23,559 Speaker 1: They are either pundits, you know, they're on TV or radio, 1254 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,200 Speaker 1: or they're in the government. Those people haven't missed the check. 1255 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:32,920 Speaker 1: Or there's some fancy Hollywood actor in a mansion doing 1256 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:36,200 Speaker 1: stupid videos online lecturing you about staying at home while 1257 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:39,479 Speaker 1: you watch the bills pileop. And what I just saw 1258 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:44,000 Speaker 1: out of the mayor of Chicago, I'll explain in a second. 1259 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:56,479 Speaker 1: Feeling a little stocky follow like a subscribe on social 1260 01:27:56,720 --> 01:28:23,599 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly DC. I don't know why this grated 1261 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:28,240 Speaker 1: on me so bad, Chris, I take that back, yes, 1262 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:32,479 Speaker 1: I do. You see, I've been screaming about the economy 1263 01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:37,960 Speaker 1: and screaming that working people are getting slaughtered by our 1264 01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:44,280 Speaker 1: ridiculous response to this virus, this over the top absurd 1265 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:48,320 Speaker 1: response to this virus. And because I've been screaming about it, 1266 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:55,559 Speaker 1: my email inbox has been full of people writing me 1267 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,920 Speaker 1: their stories. If you wrote me, I am sorry I 1268 01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,439 Speaker 1: have I could not possibly right everybody back, but I 1269 01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:08,639 Speaker 1: read every single one of them, and these stories. They're brutal, 1270 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:15,000 Speaker 1: people losing it all, people watching their sons, daughters, parents, wives, 1271 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:22,840 Speaker 1: husbands lose it all because government has said you have 1272 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:28,000 Speaker 1: to stay inside, quarantining an entire nation. I've never heard 1273 01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:31,120 Speaker 1: of such idiocy in my entire life. And you know 1274 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:33,679 Speaker 1: I love history. I'm gonna give you a new history 1275 01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:37,240 Speaker 1: story at the opening of every single Jesse Kelly show. 1276 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:39,600 Speaker 1: I love it. I geek out on it. You know 1277 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,360 Speaker 1: what I watch If I stay up late at night 1278 01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:45,640 Speaker 1: and the fam goes to bed, I watch history documentaries. 1279 01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:50,160 Speaker 1: I know it's nerdy, Chris, I can't help it. My family, 1280 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:54,040 Speaker 1: my own sons and my wife mock me relentlessly. They'll 1281 01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,559 Speaker 1: walk in on me. And I'm not watching Terminator, even 1282 01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,840 Speaker 1: though I have no problem with Terminator. I'm watching a 1283 01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:01,439 Speaker 1: First World War documentmentary and they're like, you are the 1284 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:08,439 Speaker 1: biggest nerd ever. And so I know about the history 1285 01:30:08,439 --> 01:30:13,960 Speaker 1: of pandemics. I do. I have never seen a nation 1286 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:19,400 Speaker 1: lock itself down before. I've seen cities be quarantine. I've 1287 01:30:19,439 --> 01:30:22,640 Speaker 1: seen certain areas of cities be quarantine. We did that 1288 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,240 Speaker 1: one show on the plague of Marseilles. Maybe I'll do 1289 01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:27,240 Speaker 1: another one on that where they actually built a wall 1290 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:29,960 Speaker 1: around the city and they shot anybody who tried to leave. 1291 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:36,200 Speaker 1: A nation has never quarantine because we can't quarantine because 1292 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:40,439 Speaker 1: it would be suicide. Even during the Spanish flu, where 1293 01:30:40,479 --> 01:30:44,559 Speaker 1: there were lockdowns in places like Philadelphia and they did 1294 01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:48,839 Speaker 1: close movie theaters and such, they didn't close everything because 1295 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:53,360 Speaker 1: the show must go on. Because you're causing so much 1296 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:57,960 Speaker 1: more harm now than you ever would have before ever, 1297 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:07,880 Speaker 1: And so when I see things like this, it irks 1298 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:13,440 Speaker 1: me badly. Chicago's Mayor Lori Lightfoot defends getting a haircut 1299 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:20,840 Speaker 1: amid coronavirus outbreak. Says the stylist wore a mask in gloves. Quote. 1300 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:26,679 Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. I think what people, what 1301 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,439 Speaker 1: really people want to talk about is we're talking about 1302 01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:34,559 Speaker 1: people dying here, we're talking about significant health disparities. I 1303 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:38,439 Speaker 1: think that's what people care most about. Lightfoot said. The 1304 01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:41,360 Speaker 1: woman who cut my hair had a masking gloves on. 1305 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:48,000 Speaker 1: I am practicing what I'm preaching. I'm a person who 1306 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:52,799 Speaker 1: I take my personal hygiene very seriously. As I said, 1307 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,800 Speaker 1: I felt like I needed to have a haircut. I'm 1308 01:31:55,840 --> 01:32:03,520 Speaker 1: not able to do that myself, so I got a haircut. Hullo, 1309 01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:12,200 Speaker 1: who do you think you are? Barbers across the United 1310 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:17,519 Speaker 1: States of America are closing their doors permanently because these 1311 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:22,840 Speaker 1: politicians all decided all at once that you can't have 1312 01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:29,479 Speaker 1: a freaking haircut, and they're getting their haircut. Gyms across 1313 01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:33,639 Speaker 1: the nation are going bankrupt as we speak, because as 1314 01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:37,960 Speaker 1: we speak, because politicians decided on their own that it's 1315 01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:40,840 Speaker 1: dangerous for you to work out at the gym. And 1316 01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:45,679 Speaker 1: that's fine. Look it. Maybe the congressional gym is still open. 1317 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,320 Speaker 1: On my life, I'm not making that up. You can't 1318 01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:53,719 Speaker 1: go down to your gym and work out your job 1319 01:32:53,760 --> 01:33:01,280 Speaker 1: as a personal trainer gone enjoy unemployment, gris they're still 1320 01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:07,840 Speaker 1: pump an iron. That stuff makes me sick. And what 1321 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:12,160 Speaker 1: makes me sick is the divide in this country right 1322 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:16,479 Speaker 1: now is one the people who are still getting a 1323 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:21,599 Speaker 1: paycheck lecturing everybody who isn't to shut up and stay home. 1324 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:28,519 Speaker 1: I am so daggone sick of that crap. The working 1325 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:33,320 Speaker 1: man deserves better than that. Go ahead and ask somebody. 1326 01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:37,280 Speaker 1: Go ahead and ask a mom. Go ahead and ask 1327 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:41,920 Speaker 1: a dad who had to walk in the door one night, 1328 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:46,400 Speaker 1: because it's happened to millions of Americans had to come 1329 01:33:46,439 --> 01:33:48,519 Speaker 1: home from work night one night and walk in a 1330 01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:51,880 Speaker 1: door and look at his wife in the eye, and 1331 01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:55,800 Speaker 1: look at his kids in the eye and say, I 1332 01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,920 Speaker 1: just lost my job today. I don't know what we're 1333 01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:04,200 Speaker 1: gonna do. Go ahead and ask that person if that 1334 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:07,720 Speaker 1: person is willing to take risks with their health in 1335 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,760 Speaker 1: order to make sure that his kids are eating their 1336 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,439 Speaker 1: next meal, in order to pay the rent, in order 1337 01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:14,840 Speaker 1: to make the car payment, in order to pay for insurance, 1338 01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:19,680 Speaker 1: in order to do all the things we need to do. 1339 01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:23,000 Speaker 1: Don't take your hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year 1340 01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:27,120 Speaker 1: pundit job on MSNBC and sit there behind the desk 1341 01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:34,679 Speaker 1: or skype in from your Washington, DC apartment and scold 1342 01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:37,559 Speaker 1: the rest of America on why they need to shut 1343 01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,920 Speaker 1: up and sit down and stay home for the greater good. 1344 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,559 Speaker 1: Who in the world do you people think you are. 1345 01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:51,200 Speaker 1: A man has every right to feed his family, every 1346 01:34:51,479 --> 01:34:54,880 Speaker 1: stinking right. This is not Germany, this is not Spain, 1347 01:34:55,080 --> 01:35:00,679 Speaker 1: this is not Italy. We are America. You are not ruled, 1348 01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:03,080 Speaker 1: You are not a servant, you are not a slave. 1349 01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:06,840 Speaker 1: We have legislative bodies who make laws, and you know what, 1350 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:12,479 Speaker 1: even the crappy ones should be pushed back on. But 1351 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:15,040 Speaker 1: what we do not have here is a bunch of 1352 01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:19,000 Speaker 1: little tsars and kings who, just because they got elected 1353 01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:22,160 Speaker 1: mayor of LA can stand up behind a podium and 1354 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:24,640 Speaker 1: tell you you're going to close your business down and 1355 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,599 Speaker 1: lose your livelihood. And if you try to open the doors, 1356 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,160 Speaker 1: I'll shut off your power and water and have you arrested. 1357 01:35:31,439 --> 01:35:35,439 Speaker 1: This is the United States of America. And you know 1358 01:35:35,479 --> 01:35:38,880 Speaker 1: what ticks me off the most about that that mayor 1359 01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:45,240 Speaker 1: hasn't missed one single paycheck. Nobody in Congress has missed 1360 01:35:45,439 --> 01:35:49,439 Speaker 1: one single paycheck. But don't worry they're gonna send you 1361 01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:52,639 Speaker 1: twelve hundred bucks in a couple of weeks. I'm sure 1362 01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:56,920 Speaker 1: that'll that'll go really far, right, that'll take care of everything. 1363 01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:02,759 Speaker 1: Oh that that small business that we just destroyed. Years 1364 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:09,519 Speaker 1: of your life, blood, sweat and tears you sunk into it, Well, 1365 01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:13,479 Speaker 1: don't worry. We're gonna close you down. Yeah, but we'll 1366 01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:18,759 Speaker 1: give you alan. What are you complaining about. We're gonna 1367 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:22,760 Speaker 1: order you closed and then give you a loan to 1368 01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:27,519 Speaker 1: stay open. That is the most insane thing I have 1369 01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:30,200 Speaker 1: ever heard of in my entire life. And what makes 1370 01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:33,720 Speaker 1: me most crazy, it's not just that it's insane, it's 1371 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:37,320 Speaker 1: that it's almost universally agreed upon by the people in 1372 01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:40,160 Speaker 1: the pundit class and the politicians. They just accepted that 1373 01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:43,400 Speaker 1: this is okay. You understand this is not there's no 1374 01:36:43,439 --> 01:36:46,680 Speaker 1: precedent for this. Right, it's not okay. And you do 1375 01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:50,280 Speaker 1: understand that other nations and other world leaders are not 1376 01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:55,040 Speaker 1: operating in this way, not all of them. Yes, some 1377 01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:58,679 Speaker 1: are locking down. That is not universal at all. Other 1378 01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:03,360 Speaker 1: countries are trying different methods and having success with different methods. 1379 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:09,280 Speaker 1: Why because they looked around and thought, gee, I don't 1380 01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:12,120 Speaker 1: think we should place our own head in the guillotine 1381 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:16,360 Speaker 1: because I have an ear itch and that's what we've 1382 01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:19,439 Speaker 1: done as a country. I cannot believe it. And like 1383 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,960 Speaker 1: I went off about the other day, what shocks me 1384 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:24,000 Speaker 1: most is, and this is what really gets to me. 1385 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:28,000 Speaker 1: You watch from now until the end of this country. 1386 01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:30,800 Speaker 1: They're gonna try to pull this crap every time there's 1387 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:36,559 Speaker 1: a pandemic, well, virus broke out, everybody go home. Gosh 1388 01:37:36,640 --> 01:38:14,280 Speaker 1: makes me freaking sick. Jesse Kelly joining me now. One 1389 01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:16,920 Speaker 1: of my favorite writers out there. Oh and one of 1390 01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:19,559 Speaker 1: my favorite contributors to the First where you can also 1391 01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:23,760 Speaker 1: see me is Tiana Lowe, and she went off yesterday 1392 01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:27,160 Speaker 1: on the surgeon General. Tiana, what is your problem with 1393 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:32,400 Speaker 1: the surgeon General? Hi? Jesse? Oh, where to even start? So, 1394 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:35,880 Speaker 1: for one thing, Okay, so we have this sort of 1395 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:40,320 Speaker 1: ongoing stream of people trying to criticize doctor Anthony Fauci 1396 01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,640 Speaker 1: for expressing a little bit ambivalent about the coronavirus. But 1397 01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,720 Speaker 1: the fact is that we knew almost nothing about it. 1398 01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:49,519 Speaker 1: In January. He gave a sort of humble valuation what 1399 01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:51,000 Speaker 1: he thought it might be, and no one thought it 1400 01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,960 Speaker 1: would be this bad. However, the Surgeon General was adamant 1401 01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:57,800 Speaker 1: in January that this was no big deal. He was 1402 01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:02,479 Speaker 1: using it to shill for the idea that the flu 1403 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,960 Speaker 1: would be more deadly. We already know that's not true. 1404 01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:07,120 Speaker 1: These numbers in New York show that is far more 1405 01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:11,400 Speaker 1: fatal than the flow. And then the most dangerous thing 1406 01:39:11,439 --> 01:39:15,280 Speaker 1: he did was follow the World Health Organization's crack pop 1407 01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:19,120 Speaker 1: guideline that masks are not effective even when we do 1408 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:21,400 Speaker 1: almost nothing about the coronavirus, even when we didn't have 1409 01:39:21,479 --> 01:39:24,600 Speaker 1: hydroxy chloroquine, even when we didn't know the extentive it. 1410 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:29,040 Speaker 1: We knew this it's an airborne respiratory disease. We know 1411 01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:32,519 Speaker 1: what happens as airborne respiratory diseases. If you breathe into 1412 01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:36,800 Speaker 1: the air unfettered, you either spread it or you contracted 1413 01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:41,120 Speaker 1: what helps with that masks. But instead you followed Who's 1414 01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:46,600 Speaker 1: insane guideline to save masks. I kid you not to 1415 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:49,639 Speaker 1: allow the Chinese to stockpile them. If you look back, 1416 01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,600 Speaker 1: how why the WHO issues that guideline, And if you 1417 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:55,760 Speaker 1: look at kind of subsequent actions in terms of stockpiling 1418 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:59,960 Speaker 1: and seizing ppe and masks from other nations, it's clear 1419 01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,920 Speaker 1: or that you know they are just Beijing boot liquers. 1420 01:40:02,920 --> 01:40:06,720 Speaker 1: They'll do whatever Jeanne's cronies say, and then that's a 1421 01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:10,640 Speaker 1: surge in general went along with it. I mean, it's unconscionable. 1422 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:15,240 Speaker 1: Why did he go on? Do we know anything about 1423 01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:17,920 Speaker 1: this guy? Do you even have a theory? Why go 1424 01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:21,599 Speaker 1: along with it? Because honestly, I'm in complete and utter moron, 1425 01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:24,519 Speaker 1: and I know that obviously a mask would help on 1426 01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:28,120 Speaker 1: a disease that you breathe in. Why what's what's his excuse? 1427 01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:33,920 Speaker 1: I mean, it's either like me, I can only honestly, 1428 01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:36,320 Speaker 1: I'm not going to try and attribute malice here because 1429 01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,640 Speaker 1: I don't think that anyone is. I hope that no 1430 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:40,800 Speaker 1: one at the highest levels of the American government is 1431 01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:42,880 Speaker 1: such a boot liquor that they would just listen to 1432 01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:46,920 Speaker 1: a Beijing and doctor Tedro say. But honestly, it could 1433 01:40:46,960 --> 01:40:50,639 Speaker 1: have just been just not to disrupt the world order. 1434 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:53,320 Speaker 1: You know, I'm a We are are seeing the fast 1435 01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:56,799 Speaker 1: paradigm ship of our understanding of our relationship with China 1436 01:40:56,880 --> 01:41:00,599 Speaker 1: and most importantly the international organizations that enable it. And 1437 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,840 Speaker 1: so in this case, you know, if you had him launched, 1438 01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:06,360 Speaker 1: this went along with it too. But no one was 1439 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:11,280 Speaker 1: his vocal in downplaying the virus as Jerome Adams surgeon general. 1440 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,160 Speaker 1: You know, and then this weekend he's calling this or 1441 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,400 Speaker 1: nine eleven our Pearl Harbor moment. You know. I mean, 1442 01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:19,640 Speaker 1: I've been taking this seriously from the start, but it's 1443 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:23,160 Speaker 1: a little rich coming from someone who said, ignore the coronavirus, 1444 01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,599 Speaker 1: go outside. You should only be worried about the flu 1445 01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:30,280 Speaker 1: in January? What How does he still have a job? 1446 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:33,519 Speaker 1: Is this a guy? Is this a guy personally close 1447 01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:35,720 Speaker 1: to Trump? Because I'm not. Look, it's not my job 1448 01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,720 Speaker 1: generally to call for people to get fired. I have 1449 01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:40,880 Speaker 1: no problem doing it if they deserve it. But on 1450 01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:43,519 Speaker 1: a mistake on that level, a mistake that was made 1451 01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:47,840 Speaker 1: on television, a mistake everybody can witness that kind of incompetence. 1452 01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:50,559 Speaker 1: How does that not cost you your job? Is this 1453 01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:55,320 Speaker 1: a personal friend of Trump's or somebody? I mean, so 1454 01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:59,320 Speaker 1: he has tied back to the tough Micropence from when 1455 01:41:59,320 --> 01:42:04,120 Speaker 1: he was governor, and then there was you know, he's 1456 01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:08,320 Speaker 1: sort of responsible whenever whenever liberals like to criticize Pence 1457 01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:11,439 Speaker 1: for the hip outbreak that happened in Indiana during his 1458 01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:13,880 Speaker 1: tenure as governor. You know, a lot of that came 1459 01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:18,400 Speaker 1: as a result of public policy from health officials, not 1460 01:42:18,479 --> 01:42:21,960 Speaker 1: necessarily from the governor himself, and who was in a 1461 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:26,360 Speaker 1: top public policy role at the time, jeromatos Um. You know, 1462 01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:29,479 Speaker 1: if he opposed He'll exchange program, and that is in 1463 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:33,680 Speaker 1: large part why the outbreak happened in Indiana. So, I mean, 1464 01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:36,200 Speaker 1: this is someone who probably I don't I mean, I'm 1465 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:37,920 Speaker 1: not a public health expert. I'm not going to say 1466 01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:40,240 Speaker 1: who should get a job, but I think I can 1467 01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:44,360 Speaker 1: say who shouldn't get a job Tiana. I don't like 1468 01:42:45,479 --> 01:42:48,000 Speaker 1: I should say I don't like these two hour long 1469 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,720 Speaker 1: press briefings every single day. I like that Trump and 1470 01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:54,240 Speaker 1: his medical people are doing press briefings. I do. I 1471 01:42:54,280 --> 01:42:56,720 Speaker 1: think the American people are glued to it. I mean, 1472 01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:59,519 Speaker 1: almost everybody I know watches, at least a portion of them. 1473 01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:03,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand the benefit in hanging everyone out there 1474 01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:06,680 Speaker 1: for two hours. We know what the media is going 1475 01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:08,640 Speaker 1: to do with it. It's what they've already done with it. 1476 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,920 Speaker 1: It turns into some boxing match with Trump instead of 1477 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:16,879 Speaker 1: just an informative thing. Why is it still two hours? 1478 01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:20,559 Speaker 1: Is this just Trump enjoys sparring with them? Is are 1479 01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:24,360 Speaker 1: they trying to be responsible and provide extra information. I 1480 01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:26,200 Speaker 1: don't see why we have to have a two hour 1481 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:32,680 Speaker 1: press briefing. I don't. Apparently Tianna doesn't either. She is 1482 01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:38,240 Speaker 1: stunned into silence. I think we dropped her. We dropped 1483 01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:41,800 Speaker 1: her call. Look, the bottom line is she agrees with me. 1484 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:46,400 Speaker 1: But I'm serious on that. On that, Chris, I like 1485 01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:50,519 Speaker 1: the information Again. My wife watches them, my mom watches them, 1486 01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:53,360 Speaker 1: my neighbors watch them. I think it's good to have, 1487 01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:56,080 Speaker 1: you know, doctor Fauci up there every day, that doctor 1488 01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:58,000 Speaker 1: Burkes or Bricks. I'd never figured out how to say 1489 01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:00,439 Speaker 1: her name. I think I think it's important up there. 1490 01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:02,400 Speaker 1: I think it's important for people to see the president 1491 01:44:02,479 --> 01:44:05,800 Speaker 1: up there. I think it's important during any time of 1492 01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:09,960 Speaker 1: national crisis like this in this information age, to constantly 1493 01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:14,559 Speaker 1: be giving people information directly from the source. Otherwise you're 1494 01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:18,439 Speaker 1: gonna get bad information all the time. The problem is, 1495 01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:22,559 Speaker 1: when you let things go on for two hours, you're 1496 01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:26,080 Speaker 1: asking for trouble. You know, one of the most valuable 1497 01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:29,240 Speaker 1: lessons I've learned, I gave you the long story on 1498 01:44:29,320 --> 01:44:31,840 Speaker 1: how I ended up on radio today. One of the 1499 01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:34,840 Speaker 1: most valuable lessons I learned from my mentor Michael Berry 1500 01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:42,920 Speaker 1: and all this always leave them wanting more. And that 1501 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:48,560 Speaker 1: applies to information in a pandemic too. You can overload 1502 01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:55,040 Speaker 1: people with too much information, and you give people if 1503 01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:58,479 Speaker 1: you have a two hour press briefing, you give people 1504 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:03,360 Speaker 1: the opportunity then to take from it only the things 1505 01:45:03,439 --> 01:45:07,519 Speaker 1: they want to take from it to suit their agenda. 1506 01:45:07,600 --> 01:45:13,240 Speaker 1: And I wish, look, I wish, I wish we had 1507 01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:16,639 Speaker 1: the type of media that would sit in that room 1508 01:45:18,479 --> 01:45:22,800 Speaker 1: only during this time of crisis, only asked Trump questions 1509 01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:27,280 Speaker 1: pertaining to what's going on now? Only ask clarifying questions, 1510 01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:31,639 Speaker 1: asking what's happening, what do we need to do going forward? 1511 01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:34,000 Speaker 1: What can we expect here? What can we expect there? 1512 01:45:34,360 --> 01:45:37,840 Speaker 1: Only asked doctor Fauci these questions. Only asked doctor Burke's 1513 01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:41,120 Speaker 1: these questions. But we don't get that. Yesterday, you know what, 1514 01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:44,559 Speaker 1: we had a reporter actually asked Donald Trump why he 1515 01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:52,120 Speaker 1: hasn't closed the grocery stores yet? Are you people out 1516 01:45:52,160 --> 01:45:55,800 Speaker 1: of your minds? And now it's become this, there's this 1517 01:45:55,880 --> 01:45:58,000 Speaker 1: new drug that I'm not even going to try to pronounce, 1518 01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:04,080 Speaker 1: hygen or something like that. Now we've seen other nations 1519 01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:08,200 Speaker 1: use it. Trump is starting to talk about it. I 1520 01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:10,920 Speaker 1: know for a fact. I'm not guessing. I know for 1521 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:13,479 Speaker 1: a fact some of the top doctors in New York 1522 01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:16,800 Speaker 1: are prescribing it and having huge success with it and 1523 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:19,720 Speaker 1: personally saying I would use it one hundred percent if 1524 01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:22,400 Speaker 1: I got sick. And the media is acting as if 1525 01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:25,519 Speaker 1: this is some witch doctor snake oil that Trump is 1526 01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:28,400 Speaker 1: selling just to get at Trump. How is that helping 1527 01:46:28,520 --> 01:47:15,519 Speaker 1: us right now? Gosh? True, it's the Jesse Kelly Show, Chris. 1528 01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:18,479 Speaker 1: They have just actually finally contributed something to the show. 1529 01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:22,400 Speaker 1: We were discussing our plans for after the show, and 1530 01:47:22,479 --> 01:47:26,160 Speaker 1: we all know this is a time during quarantine and 1531 01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:28,760 Speaker 1: everything else. It's a time to get your mind right. 1532 01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:33,880 Speaker 1: It's a time to get your body right. My body 1533 01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:38,840 Speaker 1: is a temple. So as soon as we're done with 1534 01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:41,920 Speaker 1: the show, I'm going to Jack in the Box because 1535 01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:45,599 Speaker 1: Chris said they have these amazing tiny tacos and he 1536 01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:48,600 Speaker 1: doesn't know what's in them, but he said they're phenomenal. 1537 01:47:51,880 --> 01:47:54,560 Speaker 1: Do you like that that you don't know what's in them? 1538 01:47:54,560 --> 01:47:57,280 Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I like that a lot. I have 1539 01:47:57,439 --> 01:48:01,960 Speaker 1: to have that because I guarantee there's some kind of 1540 01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:04,479 Speaker 1: gross vegetable or something in there. I won't like. No, 1541 01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:06,920 Speaker 1: I'm serious, and it'll be on my mind if I 1542 01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:09,559 Speaker 1: bite into the tiny taco that. Oh man, I can 1543 01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:11,880 Speaker 1: actually taste the broccoli in there. If I don't know, 1544 01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:14,599 Speaker 1: then I don't care. And sure, I mean, look, it's 1545 01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,439 Speaker 1: jack in the box. I've been the chances that you're 1546 01:48:16,479 --> 01:48:19,439 Speaker 1: going to get some kind of bacteria, it's probably fairly high. 1547 01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:23,360 Speaker 1: But do you want to weaken your immune system right 1548 01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:29,160 Speaker 1: now or strengthen it? I personally want to strengthen mine. Man, 1549 01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:31,479 Speaker 1: that sounds good. Now I'm starving. How much longer do 1550 01:48:31,560 --> 01:48:36,000 Speaker 1: we have? Chris? I'm kidding. So there's a lesson, speaking 1551 01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:41,759 Speaker 1: of media conduct during these press briefings. There's a lesson 1552 01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:44,920 Speaker 1: I teach my sons all the time. It is an 1553 01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:49,519 Speaker 1: underrated thing in this life. People do not appreciate it. 1554 01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:52,599 Speaker 1: People do not focus enough time on getting good at it. 1555 01:48:52,960 --> 01:48:59,280 Speaker 1: And that is called taking the temperature of the room, 1556 01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:02,960 Speaker 1: figuring out out the right time to say something, the 1557 01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:06,840 Speaker 1: wrong time to say something. Is this a time to 1558 01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:10,720 Speaker 1: be serious? Is this a time to joke around? Recently, 1559 01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:15,280 Speaker 1: my wife's grandpa just died. I have two sons. They're 1560 01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:18,320 Speaker 1: nine and eleven we had to fly back for the funeral. 1561 01:49:18,520 --> 01:49:21,360 Speaker 1: And you know what it's like, you've you've you've undoubtedly 1562 01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:25,639 Speaker 1: had somebody die. You have these family meetings and there's viewings, 1563 01:49:25,640 --> 01:49:28,519 Speaker 1: and there's potlucks, and there's and it's crying and it's 1564 01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:31,439 Speaker 1: it's a sad time. And I had to sit my 1565 01:49:31,479 --> 01:49:35,639 Speaker 1: son's down and we had a long, frank talk about 1566 01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:37,720 Speaker 1: the temperature of the room. And they're like, what's that? 1567 01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:40,600 Speaker 1: And I said, well, we're going to walk into a 1568 01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:43,640 Speaker 1: funeral and people are going to be sobbing there and 1569 01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:45,920 Speaker 1: they're going to say goodbye because this guy is dead. 1570 01:49:48,439 --> 01:49:51,400 Speaker 1: Do you think that's a good time for you to 1571 01:49:51,479 --> 01:49:53,640 Speaker 1: start laughing and joking with your brother and trying to 1572 01:49:53,640 --> 01:49:59,680 Speaker 1: give him an atomic weggie? And they got it, they 1573 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,120 Speaker 1: got and obviously we went on and on, but temperature 1574 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:07,720 Speaker 1: of the room. I teach them that with their mother. No, 1575 01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:12,800 Speaker 1: we all have good days and bad days. If you've 1576 01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:15,120 Speaker 1: been a bad kid all day long and you've been 1577 01:50:15,160 --> 01:50:24,519 Speaker 1: in trouble a million times, do you think it's a 1578 01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:30,479 Speaker 1: good idea to bother her about dessert after dinner? Probably 1579 01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:33,360 Speaker 1: a good idea to shut your trap, go outside and 1580 01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:38,479 Speaker 1: play my issue with media conduct during these press briefings 1581 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:41,120 Speaker 1: is not that they're doing it. I understand that we 1582 01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:46,840 Speaker 1: have an extremely leftist media in this country. I understand 1583 01:50:47,240 --> 01:50:51,720 Speaker 1: they're going to be combative with every Republican. That is 1584 01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:56,560 Speaker 1: the nature of the beast. The Democrat media alliance is powerful. 1585 01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:59,599 Speaker 1: The two are one. That's why they all just they 1586 01:50:59,680 --> 01:51:02,040 Speaker 1: all just there's a pipeline. They go back and forth. 1587 01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:04,240 Speaker 1: They work in this senator's office and they go work 1588 01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:06,679 Speaker 1: at NBC and then they work at this congressman's office, 1589 01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:08,559 Speaker 1: and it's they're all one and the same. They all 1590 01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,320 Speaker 1: believe the same thing. And that's not that's not complaining, 1591 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:13,719 Speaker 1: that's just that's the reality of it. It does suck. 1592 01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:17,280 Speaker 1: It hurts our nation extremely that ninety or is it 1593 01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:22,360 Speaker 1: nine of journalists or leftists ninety two percent. You can't 1594 01:51:22,400 --> 01:51:25,640 Speaker 1: have an unbiased media. So I get that. I know 1595 01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:27,599 Speaker 1: what they are. We're going to rant about it all 1596 01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:30,160 Speaker 1: the time on the show. I get that. My problem is, 1597 01:51:32,160 --> 01:51:38,160 Speaker 1: right now, this isn't a Supreme Court justice going through 1598 01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:42,200 Speaker 1: the confirmation process. That isn't that's important. But it's not 1599 01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:45,120 Speaker 1: that this is at a tax cut. This isn't an 1600 01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:48,559 Speaker 1: argument about gun rights or abortion or spending. This isn't 1601 01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:54,000 Speaker 1: an argument about immigration already. This is a national crisis. 1602 01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:01,920 Speaker 1: We have what ten thousand dead Americans already, We have 1603 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:07,360 Speaker 1: ten fifteen million Americans already unemployed, and the numbers way 1604 01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:11,400 Speaker 1: higher than that. I'm shorting it. This is not the 1605 01:52:11,479 --> 01:52:15,120 Speaker 1: time for you to sit in the press briefing room 1606 01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:18,439 Speaker 1: and try to play your petty games with the president. 1607 01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:21,439 Speaker 1: People in general accept that you will do that at 1608 01:52:21,479 --> 01:52:25,400 Speaker 1: other times. I accept it. But why do you think 1609 01:52:25,439 --> 01:52:28,640 Speaker 1: Trump's numbers are fairly high for handling this and the 1610 01:52:28,760 --> 01:52:33,439 Speaker 1: media's numbers are lower than the virus itself? Because right 1611 01:52:33,439 --> 01:52:38,240 Speaker 1: now even hardcore Democrats are tuning into these press briefings 1612 01:52:38,360 --> 01:52:40,679 Speaker 1: and they want to hear the President of the United 1613 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:46,280 Speaker 1: States and his medical advisors tell them what's happening. Are 1614 01:52:46,320 --> 01:52:48,240 Speaker 1: we all gonna die? Or aren't we? Is there a 1615 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:51,160 Speaker 1: cure on the way? What is the economic solution? Give 1616 01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:55,000 Speaker 1: me hard information. Politics all get set aside when you're 1617 01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:58,080 Speaker 1: worried about your lungs filling up with liquid or not 1618 01:52:58,160 --> 01:53:03,480 Speaker 1: being able to pay your bills. So just ask informative 1619 01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:07,880 Speaker 1: questions designed to help the American people, not because you 1620 01:53:07,920 --> 01:53:11,680 Speaker 1: believe that you know that's your job. But because you 1621 01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:16,599 Speaker 1: should be smart enough to read the temperature of the room. 1622 01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:20,679 Speaker 1: The country doesn't want to hear your petty politics right now. 1623 01:53:21,080 --> 01:53:23,960 Speaker 1: There is a time for that. Politics is a contact sport, 1624 01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:57,200 Speaker 1: just not right now. The Jesse Kelly Show. His music 1625 01:53:57,320 --> 01:54:00,880 Speaker 1: makes me feel so cool. I mean, I am, But 1626 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,479 Speaker 1: you know what we need to start doing. I need 1627 01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:05,320 Speaker 1: to get some aviator sunglasses and then need to start 1628 01:54:05,320 --> 01:54:07,880 Speaker 1: putting them on. What I can do that I can 1629 01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:10,400 Speaker 1: do whatever I want. I need to start doing that, 1630 01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:14,920 Speaker 1: all right. And I also, I've been so informed that 1631 01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:19,360 Speaker 1: you enjoy the show a lot. I have also been 1632 01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:24,800 Speaker 1: informed that I have no idea about the normal radio dudes, 1633 01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:29,559 Speaker 1: and don'ts as you may have picked up by now, 1634 01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:35,000 Speaker 1: I don't tease things for next hour. I don't do 1635 01:54:35,080 --> 01:54:38,040 Speaker 1: all the standard radio stuff. When the microphone comes on, 1636 01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:43,000 Speaker 1: I just talk. Not trying to change the world here, 1637 01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:46,360 Speaker 1: trying to make your day a little better. So here's 1638 01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:49,400 Speaker 1: what you need to do. Download the podcast. If you 1639 01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:51,760 Speaker 1: missed any of the show, it was a blast. You 1640 01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:54,800 Speaker 1: can get it at Google Spotify. You can hear the 1641 01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:58,800 Speaker 1: show on Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Again, that's Jesse 1642 01:54:58,960 --> 01:55:02,400 Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. How about that, Chris, Look at 1643 01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:07,320 Speaker 1: that professional radio stuff. I'm teasing stuff. I'm giving out information. Also, 1644 01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:10,680 Speaker 1: this is important. You can go to Jack in the 1645 01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:13,440 Speaker 1: Box after the show, like I'm gonna do and get 1646 01:55:13,480 --> 01:55:18,200 Speaker 1: the loaded tiny tacos. I asked Chris specifically which sauce 1647 01:55:18,280 --> 01:55:21,160 Speaker 1: I should get. He tells me they're pre sauced, and 1648 01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:22,880 Speaker 1: you have to get them. You have to eat them 1649 01:55:22,880 --> 01:55:25,080 Speaker 1: with the fourth Wait, it's not sour cream, is it, Chris? 1650 01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:29,040 Speaker 1: You're sure it's not sour cream. Chris. If I get 1651 01:55:29,040 --> 01:55:33,080 Speaker 1: them and there's sour cream, you're fired, all right. So 1652 01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:36,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Podcast is on Google and Spotify. Oh, 1653 01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:40,400 Speaker 1: podcast is on iHeart. That's easiest for most people right now. 1654 01:55:40,680 --> 01:55:43,720 Speaker 1: Just go to iHeart, look up Jesse Kelly Show. You'll 1655 01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:46,160 Speaker 1: get to see a picture of me, which is always 1656 01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:50,520 Speaker 1: a treat, and then you can download the show. Y'all 1657 01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:55,920 Speaker 1: be safe out there hanging there. There is always a 1658 01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:57,640 Speaker 1: light at the end of the tunnel, and I'm proud 1659 01:55:57,680 --> 01:56:02,600 Speaker 1: to announce to you that that light is me. All right, Chris, 1660 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:38,160 Speaker 1: I think I was amazing today. That's all. This is 1661 01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:43,360 Speaker 1: a Jesse Kelly show. Your holster is way more important 1662 01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:46,360 Speaker 1: than you think it is. It's just way more important 1663 01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:48,440 Speaker 1: than you think it is. What look, and I get 1664 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:52,880 Speaker 1: that the holster's not the sexy part of carrying firearms. 1665 01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:55,080 Speaker 1: All right. You want to talk about your weapon and 1666 01:56:55,120 --> 01:56:57,600 Speaker 1: your ammunition. You want to talk about your safety training. 1667 01:56:57,600 --> 01:56:59,080 Speaker 1: I want to talk about how you did it at 1668 01:56:59,080 --> 01:57:01,080 Speaker 1: the range. I'll look at my groups. I was doing 1669 01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:03,400 Speaker 1: these failure drills today and all that stuff is really important. 1670 01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:06,040 Speaker 1: I mean, really really important. I'm not discounting that, but 1671 01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:08,800 Speaker 1: I've known so many people who do all those things. 1672 01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:12,960 Speaker 1: They take all the necessary steps, and then they carry 1673 01:57:13,080 --> 01:57:15,760 Speaker 1: with a holster they bought from a big box hunting 1674 01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:18,839 Speaker 1: store that was made a thousand at a time. Please 1675 01:57:19,360 --> 01:57:22,400 Speaker 1: don't put your life in one of those holsters. You 1676 01:57:22,440 --> 01:57:26,600 Speaker 1: need to trust Northwest Retention Systems because it's all custom 1677 01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:31,240 Speaker 1: made gear. It's the only thing I carry around NW 1678 01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:35,840 Speaker 1: retention dot Com. That's NW retention dot Com used to 1679 01:57:35,960 --> 01:57:38,600 Speaker 1: promo co Jesse gets you ten percent off