WEBVTT - Episode 235: I Could Medal 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 Takes a Gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.279 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.080 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:32.240 have friends. Here's Dan Patrick Patrick. We've done it again. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.880 We've made it to another episode of Dan Patrick Takes 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:39.800 a Gamble. I know this is inappropriate, but it would 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.840 give you an idea of what goes on sometimes behind 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:42.240 the scenes. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:42.480 Here. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:47.640 I hear a discussion yesterday. And by the way, Hi, 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:48.640 Bad Larry. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.160 Hello Dan, how you doing, Buddy? 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.320 Hey, Hello guys, Hey Shyan Irvings here. We got Dylan, 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.200 we got Ray di O and we got Marvin as well. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:01.200 So I'm in the back room, guys, backroom, guys are 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.520 there kind of a not a heated discussion, but a discussion. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.960 And all of a sudden, Ray says that he thinks 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.760 he could medle at the Special Olympics. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.479 Oh wow, and qualify for them in the first place? 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:15.039 Yes, what? 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.560 But he said that he's got add and he could 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.000 qualify for Special Olympics. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:25.360 I mean, you passed the eye test for sure. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:32.720 What are you laughing about, Larry? 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.560 All right? 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:37.040 So it just explained this of what you were saying 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.759 that how would you qualify for the Special Olympics. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.800 So Jamal Charles has a learning disability, and I believe 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.600 he was in the Special Olympics. So I think I 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.040 could wiggle my way in there. And then I think 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.280 if I have like two months to train like. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.000 A white man, just like, but do you want to 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:57.720 meddle in the Special Olympics. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.920 That wasn't part of the debate. I would feel bad 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.560 about it if I did win. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:03.840 It's zero upside. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.880 But I think the javelin would be that you. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:12.560 Absolutely shout no chance. There's a strength component then, but. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.640 There's shotput is like a multifaceted You have to do 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.000 several steps to throw the shot put. They can't do 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:19.480 the st Okay. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.720 Do you want to hear the criteria for the eligibility yes? Okay, 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.480 So under the eligibility section blah blah blah. Al right, 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.720 people age eight and above, we think Ray probably qualifies 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.840 for that who are considered to have intellectual disability as 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.200 determined by their locality. All right, Well, and then two 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:41.359 people with closely related developmental disabilities such as those functional limitations, 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.560 check both in general learning and adaptive skills such as 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:51.160 recreation work, independent livings direction. All right, I stand. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:55.079 Correct, Okay, to go, let's get actually meet a girl 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:59.880 there too, and then and then create a whole bit 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.440 the special Olympia. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.280 But I have a d D too. Does that mean 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:04.320 I qualify as well? 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:04.639 Yeah? 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.240 But you won't. You won't medal. You think you'll medal. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.080 You're gonna You're gonna fucking come in seventh and all 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.640 of these things and you're gonna look like that. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.639 Now, now it's developed into who is the fastest person 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.000 in the building. I could beat you in the javelin 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:23.359 campbell time. I put up five hundred dollars that winner 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:26.280 take all. Everybody's eligible for one hundred. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:31.119 Yard dash done. I'm in. I'll bet Okay, yeah, now. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:36.200 So everybody, I Seaton and Marvin, Fritzy, Paul, back room guys. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:41.600 Ray, But I know what you're thinking. Ok sorry, wait 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.960 are you going Marvin historically speaking that bet? 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.040 I'm gonna take your bet. 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:52.120 Really, Okay, let's think about this forty yard hundred yards 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:54.200 hundred yard dash. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.400 I got ray, yeah, endurance. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.440 Anthony, the intern you brought up Dan is a strong 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.120 Yeah French, he's the time. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.120 Yeah French, you would quit so. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.840 Yeah, but Italian will just start running the wrong way. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:12.200 But Anthony is twenty two years of age. Now we 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.280 have another guy, Rob in the back, big Knicks fan, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.520 and he strikes me as a cross country runner. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:19.760 Yeah. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.240 Yeah, but this is one hundred yard dash. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:24.040 That's it. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.160 Five hundred dollars, winner take all. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:28.000 Okay, who's setting lines? 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.000 I don't know if we have lines yet. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:30.479 We have to. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.240 There gon be some problem you do betting lines here? Yeah, man, 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.080 and I'm thinking maybe next Tuesday or Wednesday. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.680 I got to comfort that I'm showing up. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:41.640 We're trying to see if we can go to Sacred 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:46.440 Heart University. Make it official. Paulie, Paulie's got connections. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.160 Okay, can we talk about the Cowboys bet that PAULI 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.800 did not be on? 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:54.000 Okay, this is actually yeah, Okay, hold on, let me 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.400 we're not a fish. He started, but let me get 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:00.320 officially started so bad. Larry is eleven and a half units. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:04.840 Didn't win anything last week Shay. Shay won ten and 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.920 a half units last week, and now you're only at 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.279 minus nine. Love it, Dylan minus five? You lost three 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:15.239 units last week? Yeah, okay, all right, bad Larry. Anything 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.919 you'd like to say, any proclamation you can take a 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:19.320 picture of. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.880 I want first first of all, so I'm up nine 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.760 and those guys are both down like nine, so I 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.599 won't care about it. But how did how did Shaye 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.440 win like eleven units? This week? 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.120 The ponies, Larry and we were all in the group 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.919 chat together. I fucking gave you my pick. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.360 But you didn't hit the trifactic on the show. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.919 I hit the exactest several times, and I showed you 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.839 my fucking bets. Am I crazy? He did? 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.080 I'm not saying you didn't win it. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.960 At the track, he had eight, ten and eighteen and 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.240 he one got scratched twelve units and you had the 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.320 exact eight ten, eight ten wins. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:52.920 Yeah, eight ten hammered the eight, ten and eighteen trifecta. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.680 I had the ten scratch of the eight and eighteen. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:58.440 Hit again those several times over. You're welcome. I mean 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.279 the Laura listeners, by the way, have given me a 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.520 lot of love on the Twitter. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.799 Danny, Good, it's about time because they normally don't. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:06.800 They normally don't. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.920 You guys did well with the Derby two years in 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.240 a row, to be fair all of us. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.440 Yeah, I'll be honest. I ended up dumping in a 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.000 bunch more bets later on that did not hit. 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.560 So yeah, okay, nobody cares, fuck you. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:24.040 So what were you going to bring up? 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.560 So, Danny on the phone call yesterday, you know, I 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.200 talked about the pickings trade, which I think is a gamble, 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.400 but I think it's a healthy gamble. YadA, YadA. And 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.560 then I was told to call back in because Paulie 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:38.520 wanted to make a bet. Yeah, so the Cowboys to 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.440 make the playoffs right now all over the internet. It's 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.680 plus one seventy ish. And he tried to get me 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.839 on even money, which was exploitative, really, you know, super 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:54.560 capitalist of him, which makes sense. The only way I'll 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.560 take even money on that bet is if he lets 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.800 me come and teach a class of his or has 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.400 me as a guest speaker, and I'll take even money there. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.400 And with Seaton, I'll do even money if he's not 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.240 allowed to talk about soccer or politics until the bet 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.720 cashes I'll do it. I'll do it. But they're cowards 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:14.920 and they won't they won't jump with it. Have you 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.120 made that offer? No, I'm making it right now live. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.800 Oh okay, I thought about it. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:23.360 Play this one on the show for them tomorrow. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, clip this okay, all right, Marvin, Marvin 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:26.960 will do that. 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:27.880 All right. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:32.960 So the George Pickens trade Cowboys are still seven and 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:33.760 a half wins. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.160 I'll take the over all day on that, all day, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.400 on that a B. I will take him to make 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.400 the playoffs plus one seventy all day. Okay, lock it 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.280 down for that, all right. But listen, we've been yelling 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.119 at Jerry to make a move for two years straight. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.320 They made a move. Yeah, it's a gamble, but they 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.200 made a move, Danny. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.320 Is it a real move though? 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.840 Of course it's a one year rentaled with a third. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.280 But if he leaves in free agency, we get a compens. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:06.240 And look who's qualifying now, and you know what I 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.600 gotta you might you might pass the eye tested. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:13.360 Oh please, I'm gorgeous. But yeah, I think it's a 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.920 good trade. I think it's a good bet. I love 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:15.280 the bet. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:22.280 Uh. Anything else that we need to bring up here, 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:23.200 I'm going to Europe. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.360 Okay, permanently, No, but I'm going to Europe in June, 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.200 going to Italy. I can, you know, maybe get some pasta. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.000 You and the roommate, the roommate and another couple. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:44.319 Yeah, a couple of strip Ye a little you're learning. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:45.600 Stop it stop? 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.520 Why go to Italy when you could just go to 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:48.400 Delaware instead? 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:52.160 Just go to Chilicothe, Ohio and get an hourly rotel. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:54.760 A buddy of mine's turned fifty and so we're going 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.480 to go scout some locations. What what did you call 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:01.280 the city Chilicothe, Ohio? Chili con No, it ain't. It's 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.040 chilling you. It's chilling chilli coffee. Oh fancy, it's chill. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:13.839 No. You and Ray have a longing. Come State of Ohio. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.360 You had a great punchline to your joke, and you 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.760 you fucked it up because you can't you can't pronounce it. Yeah, 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.400 I'm getting little territorial with Ohio. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:22.959 Here with you, we can enter the whole. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.839 Did anybody see the video on the Internet of the 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:26.960 woman who got pulled over? 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:28.240 Uh? 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.320 Yeah, she had a raccoon playing with her meth pipe. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:32.040 Oh I did see that. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:33.960 The Great State of Ohio. So this woman gets pulled 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.360 over and they were like, hey, lady, you don't have 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.199 a license. You're a bum. She was like, okay, take 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.320 me to jail. And then the cop looked in the 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.760 car and there was a raccoon like a pet raccoon, 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:48.319 and he was holding her meth pipe. Okay, he was like, lady, 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.839 you're underrest for possession of myth as well because their 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.800 stay Wait a minute, that's their stage. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.760 The raccoon has the pipe. It's not hers. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:59.120 That is Ohio logic space. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.240 I think it's the raccoon pipe. Yes, that's why he's 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:03.320 in the driver's seas. 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:03.840 The son of Ohio. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.080 Yeah, yeah, we see that every day. Might have been 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:08.840 somebody I know. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.240 Did you also see the lady who got in the 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.000 road rage incident in Delco and took a dump on 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:15.440 the person to their. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.000 Cars up for degenity? 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.800 That is the videos. It's like you'd think that they 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.719 were like, she's tracked her down and found her. No, 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.840 she got in the car ran back. Must have had 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.800 to take a tumpar head or on demand. Yeah, well 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.240 that's yeah, I mean, can you do that? 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:31.440 So the reporter that asked her when she was getting 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.680 walked out, Purp walked. He asked her, what did you eat? 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:36.679 I want a polster? 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.960 I want a polster in his fucking mailbox today. Wow 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.640 zero ray put On? Who will be the next mask 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.199 on to make the Hall of Fame rowdy? Why did 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:47.720 this come up? 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:48.000 Ray? 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.840 I saw it on Twitter that it's like being voted 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:53.679 on right now. So I have the mascot Hall of 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.920 Fame up right now. Obviously the Philly Fanatic is already in, 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.000 mister mad so the odds for the next one. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:04.440 What about the San Diego padre, the friar? No no, 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.640 the wasn't that the padre? No no, no, the duck 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.040 or something, or it's a monk, isn't it. No No, 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:16.679 it's a famous famous the San Diego chicken. You don't 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:18.120 the San Diego chicken. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:19.600 I'm looking right now. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.640 See he was one of the first mascots ever bad Layer. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.080 Do you remember the San Diego Chicken? 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:25.559 I certainly definitely remember it. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:26.400 Damn thank you. 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.719 Yel No. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:31.880 I was just say I wouldn't have picked him to 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.200 be in. I forgot the Philly Fanatic is in. I 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:38.080 can't name one other mascot. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:40.680 Mister Matt and missus Matt, the Oregon Duck. 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:42.240 Missus metis hot. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.719 Yes, the San Diego Chicken. It's got to be in 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:46.040 the Hall. 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:47.640 Of from he is he is, That's. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:53.240 He's like the first mascot. Yeah, dang. How about the 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:58.400 leprech It Notre Dame, I'm surprised. How about Sparty at 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:03.160 Michigan State. How about Big Owl at Alabama? 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:03.960 Gross? 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.160 How about Sebastian at the University of Miami. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:09.800 Really that's the thing. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:14.360 Yeah, Sebastian the ibis Yeah, he's got He's two plus 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.719 two hundred with Missus Bett and the Oregon Duck, Missus Matt. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:22.840 No way, yeah, okay, recapping here, bad Larry. You got 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:28.439 the exact right, right, okay, but you didn't do well 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:33.720 with the other stuff. Shay shake out twelve units, Dylan, 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.160 anything to recap herem Nope. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.280 I had that hit the exact the box and then 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:43.199 lost all my other bets. Some Jim did not win 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:47.160 the Buyer Nelson Scotti Scheffler won by like four hundred strokes. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.000 Yeah, uh saw. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.280 Phil Mickelson tweeted out, like prior to that tournament, he 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.520 was like, I don't think Scottie Scheffler wins a tournament 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.640 this year and he just came out and won by like, yeah, ten. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:02.560 I don't think Phil Micholson wins the tournament. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.079 I don't think so there. I like Scotty's odds a 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:05.640 little bit better. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.320 I see Jordan's speed. He's like a little press conference 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.800 about Scotty. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.840 That he used to be where Scotty was. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:16.360 Yep. Now he's not depressing. No, they all know. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.520 They all know, and they've been like boys for like 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.440 they've played golf like their whole lives together, entire life. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.160 Yeah, that Shi was sad. That was sad. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:30.080 Scotty's you know, a couple more majors and then all 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.320 of a sudden you're gonna get some people's attention for 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.240 the bigger picture there in golf. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:34.480 Yep. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.360 All right, that brings us to bets this week, Bad Larry, 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:40.319 you have the Celtics winning the series. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:44.720 Wow right, I just I'm betting I better. I called 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.160 it last night after the loss, but I don't know 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.040 what the line is yet. But they're they're still going 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:50.480 to beat the. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:53.680 Next Okay, So you've got two units on Celtics winning 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.080 the series minus one twenty. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:57.920 They're still a favorite. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:01.240 Yeah, yeah, their favorite by five and a half on 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:02.040 Saturday Night. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.439 But okay, so I got the series and minus one twenty, 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.400 that's fine. I want to Ray. How old is Ray? 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:14.160 Like twenty eight, twenty twenty seven, twenty seven? That's kind 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.160 of close, like twenty eight twenty six, he's twenty seven? 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.440 All right? I want an exact, the twenty two year 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.880 old intern over Ray and then the rest of those guys. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.240 You might not finish one hundred. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.400 Okay, so you're taking Anthony who you've never met, Pyson, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:30.800 but he's. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.320 Twenty two years old, right, Yes, I heard you guys say, yes, 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.520 I'm taking the twenty two year old over Ray straight. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.320 Twenty two year old is not in the race. I 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:39.480 got Ray over everyone else. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.720 Wait, who's the other leg of the exact? Dude? 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:42.120 Ray? 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:43.720 Oh? 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.560 I got it, I'm not boxing it. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:52.000 Okay, Okay, damn Larry, Okay. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.280 Okay, what else do you Celtics? Two units on the 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.240 Celtics and then one unit on three baseball games today 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.680 against leader of so the Red Sox against the Texans. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:03.840 I got the Red Sox, I got the Royals against 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:08.040 of pitiful White Sox, and I got Yama Matu on 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.360 the Dodgers against just one year to those three baseball games. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:16.920 It's yamau. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:23.360 Just say it fast enough and nobody will notice. All right, Dylan, 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:23.760 what do you have? 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:24.840 All right? 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:25.120 Dan? 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.240 I'm gonna take the Nuggets to win the series against 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.920 the Thunder last night's game, be damned. Plus three fifty 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.720 Warriors plus the ten and a half against the Timberwolves tonight, 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.800 it's an interesting one. And then NHL. I got the 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:44.800 Caps money line tonight against the Hurricans plus one forty five, okay, 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.040 and then Dan, obviously everyone knows after the Byron Nelson 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:52.040 it's the truest championship in Philadelphia. Son j m playing 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.360 He is playing Dan, and he's forty five to one 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.360 this week. I don't know what the book makers are thinking. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:57.360 Does he play every week? 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:01.360 He yeah, he's pretty much. He's he's almost in every tournament. Guy, 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.480 he's still just clawn. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.920 Okay, I respect un all right, Shay, all right, Danny, 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:12.760 it's parlay heavy this week. Everybody pay attention. NBA I 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:17.720 got the tinker Wolves money line and the Celtics money line. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.000 That is a Larry Parlafe I ever, don't care. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:24.800 It's gonna hit Baseball, America's pastime. Got the Red Sox 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.520 against my Rangers, and I got the Rolls against the 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.120 White Sox, and I got the t Grays against the Rockies. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:35.040 That plays plus two fifty five, and then golfy golf. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.000 I love this. I don't know why I didn't put 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:42.080 more money on it. I might actually after this. Xander 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:47.000 and Ludwig both top twenty plus one fifty. Am I crazy? 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:48.560 Free money? 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.520 Yeah? Well, odds are usually when it sounds like free money. 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.280 I know, I know, I know, no free lunches. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:58.840 And then top twenty hook him Berger, Larry uh one 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.520 thirty five plus one ten lay in one ten. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.640 Dylan, you have some futures, have you? You've already bet 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.040 these right, the White Sox over under fifty three and 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:09.600 a half. Yeah, you got over. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.000 Yep As over seventy one and a half. Mets to 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:13.760 win the World Series, which I thought at this point 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:15.879 the season would be fucking dead in the water already. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:21.040 But yeah, those Mets aren't bad. And then Connor Hellibuck 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.919 to win the Heart Trophy in the NHL plus one fifty. 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.320 He'll win the Vezida, He'll win the he was he 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:32.720 was favored for the Heart as well, but he also 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.760 got he was getting rock. He was getting replaced, Yeah, 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.400 in three of those losses. And then Shay, you got 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:39.520 some futures as well. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:40.879 They'll look great, Danny. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.720 And they're all three units. Diamondbacks under eighty six and 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.479 a half, Cleveland over eighty two and a half, Giants 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:51.080 under seventy nine and a half, Cubs under eighty six 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:51.840 and a half. 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:53.080 Giants ones looking tough. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:58.879 Pirates, Pirates over seventy five a day, Red's over seventy 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:00.760 nine and a half. Well, it looks up to A's 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.320 over seventy one and a half. 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:03.480 I feel the best about that one. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.280 Kind of yeah, we were both on the one that 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:11.240 Red fuck you. That Red's bet was like the most popular. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:15.320 Season really, Yeah, because Terry Francona, you can make some 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.720 managin in that state of Ohio. 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.560 Everybody loves it so much, they do, They love him, 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:20.399 They love Ohio. 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.479 Why, yeah, they could have Florida. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:28.800 I live in Hell in Ohio about that Live in 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.399 the Gates of Hell with Dante Hell and Lucifer selling 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:33.080 air conditioning. 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:35.120 Un I would think the raccoon with the math pipe 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:36.480 would be like a huge draw. 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.440 For Can you imagine if you adopted a pet raccoon like, 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:40.840 got him off the street. You don't get a pet 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:42.480 raccoon at a store. You get him off the street, 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:45.000 and he's got opposable thumbs, and you love him and 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:46.959 you care for him and you like him. And then 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.359 one day you get pulled over and that raccoon pulls 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:52.160 out your only meth pipe from in between the seat cushions, 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:56.760 and it's like, hey, officer, look at this, like strangle 0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:01.240 that fucking thing. Yeah, since the rest and the raccoon 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.200 looks like a criminal has got the banded eyes and 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:04.520 ship Yeah, stitches you out. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.399 Yes, Marvin, are you putting up any bedding lines for 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:11.359 family feud? Oh? Well that's next week. 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.000 I know next week. Well we won't. 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:19.359 Are we going came the podcast on Wednesday? 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:19.880