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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's putting two great ideas together

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Speaker 1: into one.

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Speaker 2: With gender reveal. Funeral parties.

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Speaker 1: Find out the sex of the baby using Grandpa's colored ashes,

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Speaker 1: launched the confetti cannon in three two.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, it's pink. It's a girl. I hope they name her.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we

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Speaker 1: have a laser. Yes, those other dust daddies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Lazer Stories out of Ontario, Canada, thirty six

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Speaker 1: year olds re wrong Zoo purchased a lottery ticket a

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Speaker 1: year ago, then completely forgot about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Recently, he randomly pulled it out of his jacket pocket

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Speaker 1: that he hadn't worn in months, and wouldn't you know it,

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Speaker 1: it was a loser. Wait, he threw it away and

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Speaker 1: went about his normal life. Your next Laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of California, Okay, just kidding. Rewrong found out that

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Speaker 1: it was a winning ticket. He checked it online and

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Speaker 1: it was worth over the thousand dollars. Very exciting, but

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Speaker 1: it's also problematic because in Canada, if your winnings are

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Speaker 1: over a grand then you have to answer a few

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Speaker 1: questions to prove that you're the rightful owner, like where

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Speaker 1: you bought it?

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Speaker 2: But Rewrong couldn't remember.

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Speaker 1: He racked his brain, retraced his staff looking for any

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Speaker 1: clue that would help him remember where he bought that

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Speaker 1: darn ticket from. He even interviewed his friends, talk to

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Speaker 1: his family, and went through his calendar trying anything and

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Speaker 1: hoped something would click.

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Speaker 2: But so far nothing.

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Speaker 1: And as for the lottery office, they know exactly where

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Speaker 1: it's from. But unless Rewrong can submit the correct place

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Speaker 1: in writing, then no thousand dollars for him, nobody.

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Speaker 2: He just needs to start taking guesses. You know, do

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Speaker 2: you get a million guesses? I'm doing that.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is you have to fill out on

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Speaker 1: new sheet every single time and mail it in and

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Speaker 1: then a few weeks later they'll mail it back to

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Speaker 1: you being like, Nope, that wasn't the right place. I

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Speaker 1: would just be as general as possible, just be like

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Speaker 1: seven eleven, Oh, I like convenience. You gotta be specific

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Speaker 1: about the exact place you got it. So the Lottery

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Speaker 1: Office strongly recommends everyone keep receipts of your lottery tax.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually good. Next laser stories out of Glizzy Gulch.

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Speaker 1: A new survey by the National hot Dog and Sausage

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Speaker 1: Council found something very disturbing about Americans and their hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: I have played. I applied for that company a while ago,

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Speaker 2: and they still haven't hired. We are we trying to

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Speaker 2: be the mascot? Yeah? Sure, you know sausages.

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Speaker 1: They found nineteen percent of us are topping our wieners

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Speaker 1: with mayonnaise?

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Speaker 2: Creamy? Is that weird that I do that? I don't

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Speaker 2: think that's weird. I'm a mionnaise boy. But it's not

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Speaker 2: a one off study either.

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Speaker 1: Another pull from a different company confirmed the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Plus there's even a report of groups of women bringing

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Speaker 1: their own ziploc bags of Mayo to put on their

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Speaker 1: Costco hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, the ziploc bags of mayo. That goes

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Speaker 2: a little bit too fun. You have a boundary, now,

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Speaker 2: a normal packet. I'm sorry, he's just like literally whipping

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Speaker 2: it in a bag. Like hold on, the male's almost done.

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Speaker 2: No one put loose mayo in a bag. Mayo and

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Speaker 2: a hot dog already makes you a demon.

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Speaker 1: TikTokers are piling on with how great mayo taste on

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Speaker 1: hot dogs?

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Speaker 2: Is where you found the comments? Are you searching for these?

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Speaker 1: Just so? There's a lot of female commenters joining in

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Speaker 1: with this, saying they hide the condiments in their purse

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Speaker 1: while they're on the go.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, hungry this mayonnaise packet, Mama's gone under bag.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of attention, which made the company that

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Speaker 1: produces the most male hellman's very excited. They jumped on

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Speaker 1: the news by introducing a new mini mayo dispenser, if be.

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Speaker 2: The only thing worse than a hot dog mayo is

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Speaker 2: warm hot dog. Oh god, and the hot dog's gonna

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Speaker 2: warm the mayo. Well, this is a portable one.

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Speaker 1: According to the company, it's an innovative miniaturized mayo delivery

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Speaker 1: device that can fit in your hat or in your

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Speaker 1: back pocket.

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Speaker 2: I'll buy it for you, JAF you want what.

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Speaker 1: No news on when or if it'll actually be available

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Speaker 1: for purchase, but fans have flooded their social media demanding

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Speaker 1: the company actually make it. It's so funny to imagine

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Speaker 1: their marketing team altogether being like we made it, Like l.

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Speaker 2: This is cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Smelly caat

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Speaker 1: Central If you're a fan of the TV show Friends,

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Speaker 1: then you'll definitely remember the two part episode from season

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Speaker 1: five called the One in Vegas. Sorry, yeah, remind me

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Speaker 1: that one focuses on Rows and Rachel's drunken chapel scene

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Speaker 1: in Sin City where they accidentally get married while they're

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Speaker 1: both completely wasted and don't remember. Yeah, well, maybe it's

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Speaker 1: not over what I say that because Friends fans will

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Speaker 1: soon be able to recreate it. Oh, I think people

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Speaker 1: already do this, just where they get drunk and don't.

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Speaker 2: Remember getting married.

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Speaker 1: This goes a step farther because the Traveling Friends Experience

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Speaker 1: is coming to Vegas at the MGM Grand later this year.

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Speaker 1: It'll have recreations of sets from the show.

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Speaker 2: That's cute.

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Speaker 1: Besides the chapel door that Ross and Rachel walk out of,

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Speaker 1: there's also gonna be Monica's apartment, the Central Perk coffee shop,

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Speaker 1: and the water fountain from the opening credits. Plus the

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Speaker 1: big rumor is MGM Grand will have a drawing to

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Speaker 1: pick out one lucky couple to dress up like Ross

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Speaker 1: and Rachel so they can recreate that scene and actually

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Speaker 1: get married at the faux Friends Chapel in Vegas. I

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Speaker 1: love info for that's gonna be up on the Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey Insta stories page. If you want to do

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Speaker 1: that to yourself, I don't know why you would, because

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Speaker 1: that marriage ends horribly yeah and.

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Speaker 2: Wasted and getting married. Yeah, that's not the point. You're

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Speaker 2: missing the point. Well, even in the show, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: end well for that marriage.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, if you guys would know, just a huge

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Speaker 1: friends of boff if you didn't know, So he's more

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Speaker 1: upset than they're.

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Speaker 2: Not being true to friends friends.

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Speaker 1: In minutes, his next Lazer Stories Out of the Happiest

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Speaker 1: Place honors.

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Speaker 2: Mayo Land is coming. Imagine that long ride up.

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Speaker 1: A financial survey found forty five percent of parents who

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Speaker 1: take their kids to Disney World or Disneyland take on

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Speaker 1: debt in order to do it. Absolutely The average was

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Speaker 1: one thousand, nine and eighty three dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is crazy. That's where families that

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Speaker 2: only have one kid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so almost two grand and a majority of those

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Speaker 1: parents said they have no regrets about it.

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Speaker 2: Sixty percent say it was absolutely worth it. I think

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Speaker 2: I have to tell yourself that. I mean, I'm to

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Speaker 2: say it, and you can bring your own stacks into Disneyland.

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Speaker 2: It's just gonna save you a couple bucks and some sanity.

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Speaker 1: Plenty of Disney adults think it's worth it too. Twenty

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Speaker 1: nine percent say they make the trip without kids in tow,

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Speaker 1: and a quarter of those people took on debt to

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Speaker 1: do it as well, So it doesn't matter if you

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Speaker 1: have kids.

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Speaker 2: Jip. Yeah, that's still taking up more debt.

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Speaker 1: There's not much you can really do about the cost

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Speaker 1: of admission or things like plane tickets. But one way

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Speaker 1: you can save, like Brooks said, is eat before you

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Speaker 1: get there.

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Speaker 2: The food or like stuffed creamcheese breads. Iail to listen.

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Speaker 2: This is what I did.

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Speaker 1: I brought a backpack full of lunch of snacks and

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Speaker 1: then I just let the kids buy tros because those

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Speaker 1: aren't too expensive.

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Speaker 2: They ate so many troths.

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Speaker 1: Food and drinks at the park are the top thing

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Speaker 1: that people say. They go way over budget one, So

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Speaker 1: shove a few croissants in your pocket from the Continental

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Speaker 1: breakfast at the hotel. It could save you a couple

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks once you get through the gates. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: know this guy went to Disney last year, but he

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Speaker 1: never got in because he saw an ad for park

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Speaker 1: hopper tickets, but he read that wrong.

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Speaker 2: He thought it said.

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Speaker 1: Park humper, so he went home severely disappointed. And that

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Speaker 1: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning,