WEBVTT - STRAIGHT FROM THE HAG: The 2022 Draft Picks 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.320 I Heart Radio. Oh my god, we're back. I have 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:10.480 two masks on because I needed to play with my 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:14.040 friends in person. But we have all the doors open, 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:18.880 we have all the chlorics wipes out. Really sexy, guys, 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:28.280 we're back to this. I can't lave that. Just don't orders. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:31.680 I just want to play with my friends, you know what. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:39.400 I'm so happy to see you all. Hello, Welcome to 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:43.239 very muffled episode of Will You Accept This Rose? Draft 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:48.400 Picks two. Listen. My name is Arte Marine, coming to 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:52.720 you double masked from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California, 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.200 and we are so excited to be doing the draft 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.640 picks with the gentleman that we closed out the year 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:03.480 with last year, one of whom who has never done 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.560 draft picks with us. He's afraid that he is COVID, 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.639 so he is not with us in personal Not not true, 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:15.200 not fair. I feel like I may develop it over 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.399 the week, but I feel fine physically fine. Okay, great, 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:24.560 okay great, So he thinks he has COVID. You guys, 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.360 I'm going to start to my left. I'm going to 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:32.319 fantasy covid lea Kobe Bryant. Each week we try to 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:36.920 get it, and so far I've not been successful. I 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:39.360 feel like it would be pretty easy to do right now, 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.680 I feel like he doesn't. I feel like we could all, 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.520 but we can all get it by tonight if we wanted. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.000 Starting to feel inevitable. Oh no, we all have like 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.760 red COVID lasers on our flour. Like I know more 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.440 people in the last three weeks that have got it 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:55.760 in the entire no, no, no, no, everybody, to be fair, 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.680 a lot of the people I know who got it. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.080 I'm like that tracks. You're always making out with every 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:06.400 stranger on Riya, You're in every barracks. I think staying 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.959 away from drunk people is a big one, right because 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.600 they're not gonna you know, they're not gonna give you 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:15.480 the personal space, they're going to be spitty, gonna be 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.359 They're going to be makeout e on occasion. Right. Well, 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.440 that's how I got the flu in Alaska. I had 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.640 I was in Alaska a couple of years ago and 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:28.720 this hammered woman came up drink my drink and then 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.440 she goes, I don't have AIDS and I've only slept 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.320 with one person and then she mouth kissed me. And 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.200 then that like the next night, I was like on 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:41.480 tour with Jeff Dye and Bill Dwyer and uh um 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.680 and and I got like a fever on stage the 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.239 next day, and then I had the Alaska hag flu 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:53.880 for like fourteen days. Yeah, from like an unsolicited mouth kill, 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.400 straight from the hag, Straight from the hag, from the 0:02:56.440 --> 0:03:00.560 Alaska mouth hag. Yeah, well they have a shortage of 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:05.120 wait a second, that has excuse that I got it. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.320 I know it was Chris Porter, Bill Dwyer and Jeff 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.480 dy who I think, we're so like pissed that I 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:13.919 was the one getting them. Yeah, they were that Alaska 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.720 hag flick. Straight from the Hag is my nomination, first 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:20.720 nomination for the title of this episode. I think that's great. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:24.000 Dr big Um. So here we go. To my left 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.679 is a man. Can I just say I always said 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.080 this at the end of the last season, what a 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:32.040 rookie year he had last year? Thank you. Now you 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.120 also got another nickname during the year, which I think 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.960 you completely earned because like you really were, you were 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.280 a rookie in that you were you had a lot 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.840 of love for it, and you had passion and you 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.280 were willing to put in your ten thousand hours, and 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.800 I feel like you really did and you earned your 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:54.000 other supertitle, which is the Captain Ladies and Gentlemen, brilliant 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.360 stand up comedian brilliant podcast, or the Captain of the 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:04.160 William Accept This Frost Podcast. Mr Doug Captain, How are 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:08.680 you great to be at sea again? Even though it's 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:17.279 we're out here on the SS abundance of caution? Who's 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.480 going to get I was hoping for the best? Yes, 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:21.160 which one of us is going to get it? Next? 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:24.440 Who isn't? Let's put the pool. Let's put the pool. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.240 Who's getting next? Rob? Rob? Are you doing your? Garet 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:33.600 is waving? Employee? Gareth's next? Grew are you still your Yeah, 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.400 you're definitely getting Yeah. At some point I will be 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:40.359 getting it. I can't believe you have not gotten next. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.400 I haven't had you just not been home to sign 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:48.359 for it. Speaking of, we need to announce all of 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:54.880 sketch fast hasn't excuse me, it's been postponed one year now. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:58.640 If you want back, give or take, Okay, it can 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.880 be least it can be like probably not less, just 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:05.839 because of the needing to line up all those venues again. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.440 So I would think the best move for them would 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.880 just be to kick it one year exactly, just do 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.599 the same dates January next year. But they're saying that 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.159 might not even be They might even have to go 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.000 a few months beyond that. But nonetheless it's it's not happen. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:21.680 The good news is that means I might be able 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.240 to join you. We want you, we want you to 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.400 So here's we'll have you block it out. Just put 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:29.560 in your calendar so if you bought tickets, they'll be 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.360 good next year. And if you're like, bitch, I don't 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.320 want to wait, I want my money's back, you can 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.720 contact sketch Fest and they're they're talking to people who 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.320 bought tickets and they can. I think they'll be able 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.800 to refund you. So um the other things that we're 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:42.240 not gonna be able to do that. We wanted to 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:45.440 give a gift to our listeners and we want to 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:49.640 do a special bonus fan episode and we are starting out. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.839 This will be on our Patreon just Tan Spade, you 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.840 have the first slot. We're going to record it at 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.280 the end of next week. Since we're not doing sketch Fest. 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:03.799 Please listeners nomin yourselves or other tweeters people from tweets 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.440 of the week of who you think two more people 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.280 to zoom in with us? Who should he be doing 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:14.520 a special guest listener podcast with us and just Spade 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.960 and just hand Spade? It is Justin Actually in the 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.200 chat in the live show that we did, he said 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.600 that it's Justin and you always just pronounced it Justin. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.400 But there's an a I know fair enough Justin Spade. Um. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.200 So you can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.039 dot com or tweet at Dr Banana and myself and 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.360 nominate yourself for others if you think that you and 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:39.080 Justin Spade should be doing a bonus podcast with us. Okay, 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.000 also near me? Will this Man ever Find Love? Is 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.520 he ever gonna find love? So we've been doing this 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.120 podcast you guys, Happy birthday. It's been since twenty sixteen. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:54.080 This is our seventh year. We're going into year seven. 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.960 Is this man never going to find love? You're gonna 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:02.240 find It's hard to now. You've probably only been a 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.640 Bachelor of the Year for six years because we didn't 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.800 meet you until a little bit in we didn't know 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:10.120 how badly you were looking for luck. So this is 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:15.840 your six year, you're eighteen one. My mom took a 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.640 swing at it. My mom been to Alaska, Rob, have 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.480 you been to Alaska. There's a hag there, there's a 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.200 hag there. She's got COVID. You can get COVID right 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:35.280 after Dracula. Only such with one other person? Was it 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:41.640 Chris Harrison? Um? You know him from Lucifer, you know 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.760 him from Supernatural. He's heaven, he's Hell, he's he is 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:49.800 batchelor of the Year. Rotay, thank you, thank you, good 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.480 to be back. Still looking? What are you looking for? 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.680 What's important? Do you want? Do you want somebody that 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.840 makes you feel like a little kid or who plans 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:02.080 those special individual moments? Those are not you know what 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:03.360 I want? I kind of want to. I want to 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:07.480 get one of my guesses on the picks right as 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.400 are always wrong. Okay, okay, then I'm not gonna go 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.200 with what you do? Okay? With us is the man 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.600 who is rapidly developing COVID like a polaroid picture. He 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.720 actually looks worse than you did five minutes, like where 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:25.480 he's getting gray and strain. I'm excited. First of all, 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.240 he actually looks for a gentleman. That was like, oh, 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.720 I had a long day, I might have COVID. I 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.520 feel like you look fresh as a daisy? Can I 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.199 just say that, I feel like you look at you 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.440 give a little spring in your step. We know you 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.720 like your house, and you look very happy to be 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.920 lodged in your house. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.160 from the Dollar. You know him as a writer on 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.679 Arrested Development, but mostly you know him as the Dracula 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.640 of the Will you accept this Rose podcast? Mr Gareth 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:57.839 Reynolds and a newcomer to the Draft picks. I'm nervous. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.280 I'm nervous. I'm more nervous about getting this right the 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.480 dying from Coben. I don't be able to see this process. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.560 Just promised me at the funeral, you guys will be 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.120 like he did really well in the draft. You know what. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.480 I will push your mom out of the way, I 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.880 will take the mic Elena and Eileen, and I will 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:22.360 be your Paul bearer. Athletic. Yes, of course, I've been 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.360 playing a lot of tennis. Garrett, Here's I'm gonna tell you. 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.000 And of course we have. We couldn't do this without them. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:32.360 A woman who green lit this show seven years ago, 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.000 when I had a fever dream and I got this 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.800 fucking Mark Rivers, the most important theme song ever to 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:41.280 be written, and said yes, you're like yes, Katie Levine, 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:45.559 and my physician, my accountant, my lawyer, my spiritual advisor, 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.160 and dr Anna Tanna Arianna hold me a. There you go. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.440 That's how you do it, you guys, I'm gonna give 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.240 I'm going to give the rules of the game. Here's 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.320 the rules of the game. Here's what we're looking for. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:02.120 We're gonna pick and order our top three picks. Who's 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.840 gonna win, who's going to be runner up, Who's going 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.960 to be number three. We're going to pick the villain, 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.960 the legit villain. We're also gonna pick just bat shit 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.560 Cray Cray, the equivalent of like a Jamie from last season. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:19.840 I feel like Jamie was batshit Cray and maybe Frosted 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.360 Tips was the villain. Would you agree? You guys agree 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.360 with that? And then we often do drunk on the 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.840 first night. That doesn't seem to happen as much anymore, 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.280 but i'd like to I hope it happened. So just 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.800 sort of in the in the interest of like a 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:35.120 spre like a like the secret or like a vision board, 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.240 let's do drunk on the first night. You know why 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.600 I like drunk on the first night because that could 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:44.480 possibly be in the promos they say he wants to 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:48.360 take back a rose. I bet you canned out some roses. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.400 People get more drunk and then he's like, it's take 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.600 back time now. I want to say to you, dog, 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.400 even though you say that you didn't do well last time, 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.320 I'll tell you one thing you did very well. You 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.200 were the one who got Harry Plotter, and I believe 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:06.440 you guess Jamie using me and uh and then also 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.400 the guy that got did get thrown out for having 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:12.240 all the da you guess you actually, so you're maybe 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.760 you're you're not going to get the like love interest, 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.040 but you really were like honed in on Craig Crate 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:21.200 in a very impressive specific way. Well that's what I 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.720 questioned for you. In the history of the show, do 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.120 you feel like Villain and Craig Cray has have been 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:30.960 the same person or are they distinctly different each time? 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.080 I think they've gotten more and more now that there's 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:37.839 more Instagram fame to be had. I think I think 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.679 they've gotten slightly separate. Would you agree with that Katie 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:46.280 dr Banana, Yeah, I think because Craig Kate is just 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:50.079 unwell and villain is like it was like villain is 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.040 the person who's just doing it for airtime. They're they're 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:57.560 like literally doing it for Instagram. They're doing or like 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.240 that short guy that went and like like broken Chris, 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.480 but he wasn't even a fun villain. I think Frosted 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.400 Tips was worse because he was like man splainey and 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.040 like a misogynist, Like he was more of a true 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:13.839 villain because he actually and Jamie, Jamie just felt a 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.760 little more bat ship. Yeah, he was definitely crazy. Jamie 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.800 was the crazy one. Okay, all right, you guys are 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.679 so those of you playing drunk on the first night, 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.640 then we're going to do Yeah, I do it just 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.319 for fun because we hope somebody is Maybe if somebody 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.199 makes an ass of themselves on the first night house 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.200 that maybe rather than drunk because people don't see they 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:32.960 used to get drunk and like jump in the pool. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.760 Now they have to limit how much alcohol. All right, 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.600 so let's just say, like who, like somebody makes an 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.760 as themselves? Yes, so like who how about this who 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.000 makes the biggest because of the limit of alcohol. Who 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.240 makes the biggest ass of themselves embarrass So we're doing 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.800 this from the ABC website and we're just gonna We're 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.760 not gonna read the entire bios. We're just gonna pick 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:54.160 a few up, like and we've printed out some photos 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.520 and you can play along at home. I'm going to 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.160 start the first person I'm reading. I'm just gonna tell 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:03.600 you a little bit about our Bachelor, seemingly most hated Bachelor. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.360 We've never had a season like this. And before we start, also, 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.640 let's discuss we all saw those previews. Do we think 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.240 ABC is tricking us or those two women that we 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.160 all saw it's going to be the final two? Rob 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.760 what do you think? I'd like to think that they're 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.360 tricking us. They usually are because you feel like they're not. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.880 But they know that people do what we're doing right now. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:25.360 People do draft picks, yes, but they like literally showed 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:30.080 like the final two. Yeah, those of us doing draft picks. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.600 Who would you say those final two that we saw, Katie, Katie, 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.440 let me get there. Katie thinks she know I know 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.400 who they are right now when I looked at the 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:41.640 women's faces, So I think they're signaling to racist America. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:47.679 You can watch this season how much they're going to be. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.280 We're back to how it used to be, like multiple 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.079 these women are pageant girls. Yeah, we're back. Don't worry, guys, 0:13:54.080 --> 0:14:02.120 it's white again. Like that's full the villain, Harrison. Do 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.120 you think, Doug, do you think that it is the 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.880 final two that they showed us. Do you think it's 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.640 a mislead. I'm hoping it's a mislead because I also 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:11.719 don't I don't have the patience for I don't want 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.720 to stare at the back of their heads, you know. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.720 I don't want to zepproot or footage the two ladies 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.800 to figure it out. I'd rather either guess who it's 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.880 going to be or just be completely clueless until the 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.840 final reveal. Like that there there, they do too much. 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.120 Here's what's coming up on the show. H During the show, 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:32.920 but then they often showed things that are gonna have 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.320 for for weeks, like we knew Blake was coming for 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.320 forever before he finally showed up. This felt different, though, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.360 and like on Reddit, everybody was like, they just showed 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.960 us the final twill they just straight up showed us that. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.600 I feel like the face of the final two and 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.040 the hair of the final two were different. I also 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.760 want to say I forgot to say to those listeners 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:54.560 and Gareth, we also pick who the next Bachelorette will be. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:15:00.440 Maybe not, maybe they've done the resarcially, just think that 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.800 the journey is more interesting, like people are more interested 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.120 in like just the you know, the weird stuff that 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.640 happens along the way than the actual outcome. I also 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.600 wonder if it was because people were not excited about 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.640 Clayton and I thought this would would draw them in, 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.160 which for me it was. It was a turn off. 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:15.760 I didn't like it, but people on read it were like, 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.240 well now I want to watch, which I it makes 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.920 me curious like that, like why would he announce that 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.480 he had sex with the two women? But because I've 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.240 heard also he just seems like it makes him seem 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.360 like a duller. That's like not going to be an 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:33.160 interesting season. I've heard rumors just around the coffee clotch 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.840 of the bat when you're a bachelor's psycho, a known 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.880 bachelor's psychle like I am. I've had people email me 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.080 somebody from within the mansion who shall remain nameless, that 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:48.840 allegedly all of the women hated him, which it makes 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.680 it sort of fun. We've never apparently all the women 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:53.480 fighting for him like this would make fun of him 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.640 and didn't like him, which is a fun thing. Whether 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.840 if this person is turned out. We don't know this person, 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.440 but it's a fun piece of info. And I don't 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.800 think that we've ever This is a season on any 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.200 who did it will come out and women tell all 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.760 that they you know, just saying, listen to all the 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.360 funny things that they'd say about this guy. Yeah, we 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:15.040 couldn't show because he was our bachelor, right, they all 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:21.160 hate him. That's before those two Adam problems. I'm like 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:25.960 a duck internally alright, Gareth, are you ready? Sorry? Have 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.840 you ever seen a duck penis? Just for the record, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.400 isn't isn't like a corkscrew inside? Like I just want 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.360 to make sure you've done your homework, go ahead, Is 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:36.800 that right? Yeah? Yeah, it's like a corkscrew pigtail anyway, 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.840 but it goes up and in it's like internally right, Yeah, 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.760 it's kind of an internal penis. Yep. Cool, okay, cool. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.720 I just want to make sure on the same page, 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.560 I want to internal penis back to you. Okay, why 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:52.160 wasn't that woman in Alaska charged with haggravated assault? Oh 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:57.320 my god? Why? Why? You can't move on until you 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:05.480 ask her? Here we go and Clayton echered the most 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.880 hated bachelor that's ever been, by the way, for somebody 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.600 so sort of milk toast to have such a strong reaction, 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.000 like he was sort of just nothing, And I just 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:18.359 love that the venom because America was right. America was like, 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.520 what the fuck? For the first time ever, you have 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.920 four people of color in your final four, and like, 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.560 who's this guy? You can you can put puppies on 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.560 billboards all you want. We're not here for it, right, Robert, 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.920 they went from Obama to Trump. That's exactly right. That's 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:36.399 exactly what puppies on the billboard with Colton. By the way, Okay, 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:40.920 that's a great point. That's a great point. Um nickname 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:47.639 Clain knows by his friends, m clay knows it's a 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:56.760 play on Thanos because he's so buff. What okay, great? Um, 0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:59.439 Let's see, he's more than just a rock hard bod. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.200 He's a throwback romantic. He's not afraid to put himself 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:07.040 out there. He graduated with a bachelor's degree in health 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:11.040 science from University of Missouri, Columbia where I'm from. Um, 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:13.639 and you find out he's like than knows when the 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.439 bill comes and he snaps his fingers and you pay half. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:26.040 He lives, He's got a family house on Lake St. Louis. 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:31.760 He goes tubing. Um, that is crazy that that's on 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:36.200 his list of regular activities. I lay back in the tube, baby, 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.840 drink some beers that are floating in the cooler next 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.480 to me. I do a ten year old dude, Still 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:46.960 a lot. That sounds fun. He's desperately, He's he good. 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:51.760 He gets competitive over corn hole with his friend. Literally, 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:55.680 that's like an eight year old gets competitive. Guy. It's 0:18:57.400 --> 0:19:02.480 well after tubing, emotions run high. You really feel like 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.440 you have to win. His parents, Brian and Kelly, have 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.000 been married for twenty nine years, and that's what he 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.880 wants to himself. So like his parents, he wants a partner, 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.879 a great love, and a best friend. Also, we have 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:20.400 Jesse Palmer as the host. Two glasses of milk. Okay, 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:23.160 we don't even care. Do we care about Jesse Palmer? No? Okay, 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.200 So next time I bet he gets drunk. The first 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:29.640 night I wish, I wish. Okay, So our first, Here 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.199 we go, our first. I hope they showed him like 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:34.480 looking out the window as the limos pull up, and 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:38.040 he's giggling, and I hope he has a friend that 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:43.760 he can talk to. Al Right, first up we have Cassidy. Katie, 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:45.520 will you promise to tell us when we get to 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:50.119 the women, who are the women that you think they are? Claire, No, 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:57.840 it's um Hayley, Gabby. I thought I saw Gabby. Okay, 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:06.960 man area, Okay, Serene for sure, Rachel Ship, I forget 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:12.200 the other one. Now, look all right, she's gonna look 0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:15.639 to me. Okay, here we go. So Cassidy is twenty six. 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:20.320 She's an executive assistant. She's a bold, blunt woman. Okay, 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:24.280 so she might be of a ship star. Um. She's 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:28.560 spent her twenties living life to the fullest. She's barely 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:31.879 past halfway in her twenties. Yeah, she doesn't like she 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.600 doesn't like clubs. Bearing it up. She doesn't like clubs 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:39.600 because she hates waiting in lines. Okay, so she hates 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:42.440 going with dudes that have to wait in line. She's 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:45.120 gonna love the process of the show. Yeah, she has 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:48.800 a matching tattoo with her mom. That says Doug Benson. 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:52.840 It doesn't say, we don't know what it says. And 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:56.639 she's a pro at driving stick shift. I think she 0:20:56.680 --> 0:20:58.919 could be a potential shipster because like, if you're like 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:02.119 I drive stick shift, I don't like to wait. I 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:05.639 feel like she could be she could be like a 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:08.000 little bit. She's not afraid to speak out. I'd of 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:10.200 cute though she's really cute. I bet she's not gonna 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:12.600 get along with the other ladies. Okay, so I'm gonna 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:17.040 put down a potential villain is Cassidy Um. I don't 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:21.280 think she's top three, do you guys? It's so hard 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.879 to tell at this stage. I feel like you have 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:25.440 to like read them all and then try to figure 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:29.160 it out. But the stick shift things definitely a negative. 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:36.440 All right, who's next? This is Claire. I just changed 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.399 my name if it was Claire and I was entering 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:43.040 The Bachelor. But you know that's maybe that's just me. 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:48.919 She's from Virginia Beach, Virginia. Oh. I love her profession. 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:51.800 One of the better for professions to come down the pike. 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:57.840 She's a spray tanner. Yeah, I have people coming to 0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:00.080 my house sometimes if I have like an event and 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:03.560 it's literally like and I appreciate them and they're very lovely, 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:06.440 nice people, and it's it's but it's literally like okay, 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:11.919 bend over spread cheese like, it's like, fully, they're comfortable. 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:13.920 They get in there, they get in there, and they're 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:19.440 they're comfortable. Claire is an unapologetic woman, so that's good 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:21.560 to know right out of the gate. And we want 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:23.720 to make sure these are all women and that they're 0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:30.960 not sorry about it. She's people who don't wear deodoran 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:36.920 made Claire angry angry, so like is already uh, contestants, 0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:39.080 it might get her mad because of their smell. Is 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:41.240 there something that's sort of like a like a hippie 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:43.880 that does like a Tom's of mains? Yeah, we can't 0:22:43.920 --> 0:22:47.440 tell from these pictures if any of them smell. Look 0:22:47.440 --> 0:22:52.160 at that. Okay, Okay, I think she's got a potential 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:55.520 to be top three. She loves she loves ranch dressing 0:22:55.520 --> 0:22:58.200 with her buffalo wings. Okay, I mean she's she would 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:00.199