Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my god, we're back. I have
Speaker 1: two masks on because I needed to play with my
Speaker 1: friends in person. But we have all the doors open,
Speaker 1: we have all the chlorics wipes out. Really sexy, guys,
Speaker 1: we're back to this. I can't lave that. Just don't orders.
Speaker 1: I just want to play with my friends, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to see you all. Hello, Welcome to
Speaker 1: very muffled episode of Will You Accept This Rose? Draft
Speaker 1: Picks two. Listen. My name is Arte Marine, coming to
Speaker 1: you double masked from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California,
Speaker 1: and we are so excited to be doing the draft
Speaker 1: picks with the gentleman that we closed out the year
Speaker 1: with last year, one of whom who has never done
Speaker 1: draft picks with us. He's afraid that he is COVID,
Speaker 1: so he is not with us in personal Not not true,
Speaker 1: not fair. I feel like I may develop it over
Speaker 1: the week, but I feel fine physically fine. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: okay great, So he thinks he has COVID. You guys,
Speaker 1: I'm going to start to my left. I'm going to
Speaker 1: fantasy covid lea Kobe Bryant. Each week we try to
Speaker 1: get it, and so far I've not been successful. I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be pretty easy to do right now,
Speaker 1: I feel like he doesn't. I feel like we could all,
Speaker 1: but we can all get it by tonight if we wanted.
Speaker 1: Starting to feel inevitable. Oh no, we all have like
Speaker 1: red COVID lasers on our flour. Like I know more
Speaker 1: people in the last three weeks that have got it
Speaker 1: in the entire no, no, no, no, everybody, to be fair,
Speaker 1: a lot of the people I know who got it.
Speaker 1: I'm like that tracks. You're always making out with every
Speaker 1: stranger on Riya, You're in every barracks. I think staying
Speaker 1: away from drunk people is a big one, right because
Speaker 1: they're not gonna you know, they're not gonna give you
Speaker 1: the personal space, they're going to be spitty, gonna be
Speaker 1: They're going to be makeout e on occasion. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: that's how I got the flu in Alaska. I had
Speaker 1: I was in Alaska a couple of years ago and
Speaker 1: this hammered woman came up drink my drink and then
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't have AIDS and I've only slept
Speaker 1: with one person and then she mouth kissed me. And
Speaker 1: then that like the next night, I was like on
Speaker 1: tour with Jeff Dye and Bill Dwyer and uh um
Speaker 1: and and I got like a fever on stage the
Speaker 1: next day, and then I had the Alaska hag flu
Speaker 1: for like fourteen days. Yeah, from like an unsolicited mouth kill,
Speaker 1: straight from the hag, Straight from the hag, from the
Speaker 1: Alaska mouth hag. Yeah, well they have a shortage of
Speaker 1: wait a second, that has excuse that I got it.
Speaker 1: I know it was Chris Porter, Bill Dwyer and Jeff
Speaker 1: dy who I think, we're so like pissed that I
Speaker 1: was the one getting them. Yeah, they were that Alaska
Speaker 1: hag flick. Straight from the Hag is my nomination, first
Speaker 1: nomination for the title of this episode. I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Dr big Um. So here we go. To my left
Speaker 1: is a man. Can I just say I always said
Speaker 1: this at the end of the last season, what a
Speaker 1: rookie year he had last year? Thank you. Now you
Speaker 1: also got another nickname during the year, which I think
Speaker 1: you completely earned because like you really were, you were
Speaker 1: a rookie in that you were you had a lot
Speaker 1: of love for it, and you had passion and you
Speaker 1: were willing to put in your ten thousand hours, and
Speaker 1: I feel like you really did and you earned your
Speaker 1: other supertitle, which is the Captain Ladies and Gentlemen, brilliant
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Speaker 1: William Accept This Frost Podcast. Mr Doug Captain, How are
Speaker 1: you great to be at sea again? Even though it's
Speaker 1: we're out here on the SS abundance of caution? Who's
Speaker 1: going to get I was hoping for the best? Yes,
Speaker 1: which one of us is going to get it? Next?
Speaker 1: Who isn't? Let's put the pool. Let's put the pool.
Speaker 1: Who's getting next? Rob? Rob? Are you doing your? Garet
Speaker 1: is waving? Employee? Gareth's next? Grew are you still your Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're definitely getting Yeah. At some point I will be
Speaker 1: getting it. I can't believe you have not gotten next. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't had you just not been home to sign
Speaker 1: for it. Speaking of, we need to announce all of
Speaker 1: sketch fast hasn't excuse me, it's been postponed one year now.
Speaker 1: If you want back, give or take, Okay, it can
Speaker 1: be least it can be like probably not less, just
Speaker 1: because of the needing to line up all those venues again.
Speaker 1: So I would think the best move for them would
Speaker 1: just be to kick it one year exactly, just do
Speaker 1: the same dates January next year. But they're saying that
Speaker 1: might not even be They might even have to go
Speaker 1: a few months beyond that. But nonetheless it's it's not happen.
Speaker 1: The good news is that means I might be able
Speaker 1: to join you. We want you, we want you to
Speaker 1: So here's we'll have you block it out. Just put
Speaker 1: in your calendar so if you bought tickets, they'll be
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Speaker 1: want to wait, I want my money's back, you can
Speaker 1: contact sketch Fest and they're they're talking to people who
Speaker 1: bought tickets and they can. I think they'll be able
Speaker 1: to refund you. So um the other things that we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to do that. We wanted to
Speaker 1: give a gift to our listeners and we want to
Speaker 1: do a special bonus fan episode and we are starting out.
Speaker 1: This will be on our Patreon just Tan Spade, you
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Speaker 1: the end of next week. Since we're not doing sketch Fest.
Speaker 1: Please listeners nomin yourselves or other tweeters people from tweets
Speaker 1: of the week of who you think two more people
Speaker 1: to zoom in with us? Who should he be doing
Speaker 1: a special guest listener podcast with us and just Spade
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Speaker 1: chat in the live show that we did, he said
Speaker 1: that it's Justin and you always just pronounced it Justin.
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Speaker 1: Justin Spade should be doing a bonus podcast with us. Okay,
Speaker 1: also near me? Will this Man ever Find Love? Is
Speaker 1: he ever gonna find love? So we've been doing this
Speaker 1: podcast you guys, Happy birthday. It's been since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: This is our seventh year. We're going into year seven.
Speaker 1: Is this man never going to find love? You're gonna
Speaker 1: find It's hard to now. You've probably only been a
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the Year for six years because we didn't
Speaker 1: meet you until a little bit in we didn't know
Speaker 1: how badly you were looking for luck. So this is
Speaker 1: your six year, you're eighteen one. My mom took a
Speaker 1: swing at it. My mom been to Alaska, Rob, have
Speaker 1: you been to Alaska. There's a hag there, there's a
Speaker 1: hag there. She's got COVID. You can get COVID right
Speaker 1: after Dracula. Only such with one other person? Was it
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison? Um? You know him from Lucifer, you know
Speaker 1: him from Supernatural. He's heaven, he's Hell, he's he is
Speaker 1: batchelor of the Year. Rotay, thank you, thank you, good
Speaker 1: to be back. Still looking? What are you looking for?
Speaker 1: What's important? Do you want? Do you want somebody that
Speaker 1: makes you feel like a little kid or who plans
Speaker 1: those special individual moments? Those are not you know what
Speaker 1: I want? I kind of want to. I want to
Speaker 1: get one of my guesses on the picks right as
Speaker 1: are always wrong. Okay, okay, then I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: with what you do? Okay? With us is the man
Speaker 1: who is rapidly developing COVID like a polaroid picture. He
Speaker 1: actually looks worse than you did five minutes, like where
Speaker 1: he's getting gray and strain. I'm excited. First of all,
Speaker 1: he actually looks for a gentleman. That was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I had a long day, I might have COVID. I
Speaker 1: feel like you look fresh as a daisy? Can I
Speaker 1: just say that, I feel like you look at you
Speaker 1: give a little spring in your step. We know you
Speaker 1: like your house, and you look very happy to be
Speaker 1: lodged in your house. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him
Speaker 1: from the Dollar. You know him as a writer on
Speaker 1: Arrested Development, but mostly you know him as the Dracula
Speaker 1: of the Will you accept this Rose podcast? Mr Gareth
Speaker 1: Reynolds and a newcomer to the Draft picks. I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I'm more nervous about getting this right the
Speaker 1: dying from Coben. I don't be able to see this process.
Speaker 1: Just promised me at the funeral, you guys will be
Speaker 1: like he did really well in the draft. You know what.
Speaker 1: I will push your mom out of the way, I
Speaker 1: will take the mic Elena and Eileen, and I will
Speaker 1: be your Paul bearer. Athletic. Yes, of course, I've been
Speaker 1: playing a lot of tennis. Garrett, Here's I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: And of course we have. We couldn't do this without them.
Speaker 1: A woman who green lit this show seven years ago,
Speaker 1: when I had a fever dream and I got this
Speaker 1: fucking Mark Rivers, the most important theme song ever to
Speaker 1: be written, and said yes, you're like yes, Katie Levine,
Speaker 1: and my physician, my accountant, my lawyer, my spiritual advisor,
Speaker 1: and dr Anna Tanna Arianna hold me a. There you go.
Speaker 1: That's how you do it, you guys, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: I'm going to give the rules of the game. Here's
Speaker 1: the rules of the game. Here's what we're looking for.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pick and order our top three picks. Who's
Speaker 1: gonna win, who's going to be runner up, Who's going
Speaker 1: to be number three. We're going to pick the villain,
Speaker 1: the legit villain. We're also gonna pick just bat shit
Speaker 1: Cray Cray, the equivalent of like a Jamie from last season.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jamie was batshit Cray and maybe Frosted
Speaker 1: Tips was the villain. Would you agree? You guys agree
Speaker 1: with that? And then we often do drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night. That doesn't seem to happen as much anymore,
Speaker 1: but i'd like to I hope it happened. So just
Speaker 1: sort of in the in the interest of like a
Speaker 1: spre like a like the secret or like a vision board,
Speaker 1: let's do drunk on the first night. You know why
Speaker 1: I like drunk on the first night because that could
Speaker 1: possibly be in the promos they say he wants to
Speaker 1: take back a rose. I bet you canned out some roses.
Speaker 1: People get more drunk and then he's like, it's take
Speaker 1: back time now. I want to say to you, dog,
Speaker 1: even though you say that you didn't do well last time,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing you did very well. You
Speaker 1: were the one who got Harry Plotter, and I believe
Speaker 1: you guess Jamie using me and uh and then also
Speaker 1: the guy that got did get thrown out for having
Speaker 1: all the da you guess you actually, so you're maybe
Speaker 1: you're you're not going to get the like love interest,
Speaker 1: but you really were like honed in on Craig Crate
Speaker 1: in a very impressive specific way. Well that's what I
Speaker 1: questioned for you. In the history of the show, do
Speaker 1: you feel like Villain and Craig Cray has have been
Speaker 1: the same person or are they distinctly different each time?
Speaker 1: I think they've gotten more and more now that there's
Speaker 1: more Instagram fame to be had. I think I think
Speaker 1: they've gotten slightly separate. Would you agree with that Katie
Speaker 1: dr Banana, Yeah, I think because Craig Kate is just
Speaker 1: unwell and villain is like it was like villain is
Speaker 1: the person who's just doing it for airtime. They're they're
Speaker 1: like literally doing it for Instagram. They're doing or like
Speaker 1: that short guy that went and like like broken Chris,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't even a fun villain. I think Frosted
Speaker 1: Tips was worse because he was like man splainey and
Speaker 1: like a misogynist, Like he was more of a true
Speaker 1: villain because he actually and Jamie, Jamie just felt a
Speaker 1: little more bat ship. Yeah, he was definitely crazy. Jamie
Speaker 1: was the crazy one. Okay, all right, you guys are
Speaker 1: so those of you playing drunk on the first night,
Speaker 1: then we're going to do Yeah, I do it just
Speaker 1: for fun because we hope somebody is Maybe if somebody
Speaker 1: makes an ass of themselves on the first night house
Speaker 1: that maybe rather than drunk because people don't see they
Speaker 1: used to get drunk and like jump in the pool.
Speaker 1: Now they have to limit how much alcohol. All right,
Speaker 1: so let's just say, like who, like somebody makes an
Speaker 1: as themselves? Yes, so like who how about this who
Speaker 1: makes the biggest because of the limit of alcohol. Who
Speaker 1: makes the biggest ass of themselves embarrass So we're doing
Speaker 1: this from the ABC website and we're just gonna We're
Speaker 1: not gonna read the entire bios. We're just gonna pick
Speaker 1: a few up, like and we've printed out some photos
Speaker 1: and you can play along at home. I'm going to
Speaker 1: start the first person I'm reading. I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 1: you a little bit about our Bachelor, seemingly most hated Bachelor.
Speaker 1: We've never had a season like this. And before we start, also,
Speaker 1: let's discuss we all saw those previews. Do we think
Speaker 1: ABC is tricking us or those two women that we
Speaker 1: all saw it's going to be the final two? Rob
Speaker 1: what do you think? I'd like to think that they're
Speaker 1: tricking us. They usually are because you feel like they're not.
Speaker 1: But they know that people do what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1: People do draft picks, yes, but they like literally showed
Speaker 1: like the final two. Yeah, those of us doing draft picks.
Speaker 1: Who would you say those final two that we saw, Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: let me get there. Katie thinks she know I know
Speaker 1: who they are right now when I looked at the
Speaker 1: women's faces, So I think they're signaling to racist America.
Speaker 1: You can watch this season how much they're going to be.
Speaker 1: We're back to how it used to be, like multiple
Speaker 1: these women are pageant girls. Yeah, we're back. Don't worry, guys,
Speaker 1: it's white again. Like that's full the villain, Harrison. Do
Speaker 1: you think, Doug, do you think that it is the
Speaker 1: final two that they showed us. Do you think it's
Speaker 1: a mislead. I'm hoping it's a mislead because I also
Speaker 1: don't I don't have the patience for I don't want
Speaker 1: to stare at the back of their heads, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to zepproot or footage the two ladies
Speaker 1: to figure it out. I'd rather either guess who it's
Speaker 1: going to be or just be completely clueless until the
Speaker 1: final reveal. Like that there there, they do too much.
Speaker 1: Here's what's coming up on the show. H During the show,
Speaker 1: but then they often showed things that are gonna have
Speaker 1: for for weeks, like we knew Blake was coming for
Speaker 1: forever before he finally showed up. This felt different, though,
Speaker 1: and like on Reddit, everybody was like, they just showed
Speaker 1: us the final twill they just straight up showed us that.
Speaker 1: I feel like the face of the final two and
Speaker 1: the hair of the final two were different. I also
Speaker 1: want to say I forgot to say to those listeners
Speaker 1: and Gareth, we also pick who the next Bachelorette will be.
Speaker 1: Maybe not, maybe they've done the resarcially, just think that
Speaker 1: the journey is more interesting, like people are more interested
Speaker 1: in like just the you know, the weird stuff that
Speaker 1: happens along the way than the actual outcome. I also
Speaker 1: wonder if it was because people were not excited about
Speaker 1: Clayton and I thought this would would draw them in,
Speaker 1: which for me it was. It was a turn off.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it, but people on read it were like,
Speaker 1: well now I want to watch, which I it makes
Speaker 1: me curious like that, like why would he announce that
Speaker 1: he had sex with the two women? But because I've
Speaker 1: heard also he just seems like it makes him seem
Speaker 1: like a duller. That's like not going to be an
Speaker 1: interesting season. I've heard rumors just around the coffee clotch
Speaker 1: of the bat when you're a bachelor's psycho, a known
Speaker 1: bachelor's psychle like I am. I've had people email me
Speaker 1: somebody from within the mansion who shall remain nameless, that
Speaker 1: allegedly all of the women hated him, which it makes
Speaker 1: it sort of fun. We've never apparently all the women
Speaker 1: fighting for him like this would make fun of him
Speaker 1: and didn't like him, which is a fun thing. Whether
Speaker 1: if this person is turned out. We don't know this person,
Speaker 1: but it's a fun piece of info. And I don't
Speaker 1: think that we've ever This is a season on any
Speaker 1: who did it will come out and women tell all
Speaker 1: that they you know, just saying, listen to all the
Speaker 1: funny things that they'd say about this guy. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: couldn't show because he was our bachelor, right, they all
Speaker 1: hate him. That's before those two Adam problems. I'm like
Speaker 1: a duck internally alright, Gareth, are you ready? Sorry? Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen a duck penis? Just for the record,
Speaker 1: isn't isn't like a corkscrew inside? Like I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure you've done your homework, go ahead, Is
Speaker 1: that right? Yeah? Yeah, it's like a corkscrew pigtail anyway,
Speaker 1: but it goes up and in it's like internally right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of an internal penis. Yep. Cool, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure on the same page,
Speaker 1: I want to internal penis back to you. Okay, why
Speaker 1: wasn't that woman in Alaska charged with haggravated assault? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Why? Why? You can't move on until you
Speaker 1: ask her? Here we go and Clayton echered the most
Speaker 1: hated bachelor that's ever been, by the way, for somebody
Speaker 1: so sort of milk toast to have such a strong reaction,
Speaker 1: like he was sort of just nothing, And I just
Speaker 1: love that the venom because America was right. America was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? For the first time ever, you have
Speaker 1: four people of color in your final four, and like,
Speaker 1: who's this guy? You can you can put puppies on
Speaker 1: billboards all you want. We're not here for it, right, Robert,
Speaker 1: they went from Obama to Trump. That's exactly right. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what puppies on the billboard with Colton. By the way, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a great point. That's a great point. Um nickname
Speaker 1: Clain knows by his friends, m clay knows it's a
Speaker 1: play on Thanos because he's so buff. What okay, great? Um,
Speaker 1: Let's see, he's more than just a rock hard bod.
Speaker 1: He's a throwback romantic. He's not afraid to put himself
Speaker 1: out there. He graduated with a bachelor's degree in health
Speaker 1: science from University of Missouri, Columbia where I'm from. Um,
Speaker 1: and you find out he's like than knows when the
Speaker 1: bill comes and he snaps his fingers and you pay half.
Speaker 1: He lives, He's got a family house on Lake St. Louis.
Speaker 1: He goes tubing. Um, that is crazy that that's on
Speaker 1: his list of regular activities. I lay back in the tube, baby,
Speaker 1: drink some beers that are floating in the cooler next
Speaker 1: to me. I do a ten year old dude, Still
Speaker 1: a lot. That sounds fun. He's desperately, He's he good.
Speaker 1: He gets competitive over corn hole with his friend. Literally,
Speaker 1: that's like an eight year old gets competitive. Guy. It's
Speaker 1: well after tubing, emotions run high. You really feel like
Speaker 1: you have to win. His parents, Brian and Kelly, have
Speaker 1: been married for twenty nine years, and that's what he
Speaker 1: wants to himself. So like his parents, he wants a partner,
Speaker 1: a great love, and a best friend. Also, we have
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer as the host. Two glasses of milk. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't even care. Do we care about Jesse Palmer? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: So next time I bet he gets drunk. The first
Speaker 1: night I wish, I wish. Okay, So our first, Here
Speaker 1: we go, our first. I hope they showed him like
Speaker 1: looking out the window as the limos pull up, and
Speaker 1: he's giggling, and I hope he has a friend that
Speaker 1: he can talk to. Al Right, first up we have Cassidy. Katie,
Speaker 1: will you promise to tell us when we get to
Speaker 1: the women, who are the women that you think they are? Claire, No,
Speaker 1: it's um Hayley, Gabby. I thought I saw Gabby. Okay,
Speaker 1: man area, Okay, Serene for sure, Rachel Ship, I forget
Speaker 1: the other one. Now, look all right, she's gonna look
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, here we go. So Cassidy is twenty six.
Speaker 1: She's an executive assistant. She's a bold, blunt woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she might be of a ship star. Um. She's
Speaker 1: spent her twenties living life to the fullest. She's barely
Speaker 1: past halfway in her twenties. Yeah, she doesn't like she
Speaker 1: doesn't like clubs. Bearing it up. She doesn't like clubs
Speaker 1: because she hates waiting in lines. Okay, so she hates
Speaker 1: going with dudes that have to wait in line. She's
Speaker 1: gonna love the process of the show. Yeah, she has
Speaker 1: a matching tattoo with her mom. That says Doug Benson.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say, we don't know what it says. And
Speaker 1: she's a pro at driving stick shift. I think she
Speaker 1: could be a potential shipster because like, if you're like
Speaker 1: I drive stick shift, I don't like to wait. I
Speaker 1: feel like she could be she could be like a
Speaker 1: little bit. She's not afraid to speak out. I'd of
Speaker 1: cute though she's really cute. I bet she's not gonna
Speaker 1: get along with the other ladies. Okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put down a potential villain is Cassidy Um. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's top three, do you guys? It's so hard
Speaker 1: to tell at this stage. I feel like you have
Speaker 1: to like read them all and then try to figure
Speaker 1: it out. But the stick shift things definitely a negative.
Speaker 1: All right, who's next? This is Claire. I just changed
Speaker 1: my name if it was Claire and I was entering
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. But you know that's maybe that's just me.
Speaker 1: She's from Virginia Beach, Virginia. Oh. I love her profession.
Speaker 1: One of the better for professions to come down the pike.
Speaker 1: She's a spray tanner. Yeah, I have people coming to
Speaker 1: my house sometimes if I have like an event and
Speaker 1: it's literally like and I appreciate them and they're very lovely,
Speaker 1: nice people, and it's it's but it's literally like okay,
Speaker 1: bend over spread cheese like, it's like, fully, they're comfortable.
Speaker 1: They get in there, they get in there, and they're
Speaker 1: they're comfortable. Claire is an unapologetic woman, so that's good
Speaker 1: to know right out of the gate. And we want
Speaker 1: to make sure these are all women and that they're
Speaker 1: not sorry about it. She's people who don't wear deodoran
Speaker 1: made Claire angry angry, so like is already uh, contestants,
Speaker 1: it might get her mad because of their smell. Is
Speaker 1: there something that's sort of like a like a hippie
Speaker 1: that does like a Tom's of mains? Yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: tell from these pictures if any of them smell. Look
Speaker 1: at that. Okay, Okay, I think she's got a potential
Speaker 1: to be top three. She loves she loves ranch dressing
Speaker 1: with her buffalo wings. Okay, I mean she's she would
Speaker 1: fit with him. Yeah, and How to Lose is a
Speaker 1: Guy in Ten Days is one of her favorite movies.
Speaker 1: So Clayton does not need to work on his joke
Speaker 1: telling skills. Gareth, how are you feeling about Claire or Cassidy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like Claire might be crazy? Okay,
Speaker 1: why uh, I'm not exactly sure. I just feel like
Speaker 1: she looks a little crazy. They Yeah, the eyes seem
Speaker 1: a little crazy, Okay, I respect that. I feel like
Speaker 1: she could be drunk on the first night. I also
Speaker 1: feel like that's possible. I think she's I think he's
Speaker 1: going to be attracted to her, and then that she
Speaker 1: might be a target, and then she's going to like
Speaker 1: get into I feel like she looks like she would
Speaker 1: fit with him, like going tubing and playing corn hole.
Speaker 1: She's going to have bottles of Tanner spray Tanner like
Speaker 1: in holsters on her belt and come at him from
Speaker 1: the limo, guns blazing. She doesn't. She hates people that
Speaker 1: smell bad because she's spraying their bodies. Oh yes, hands
Speaker 1: over your head, yeah right if they If the people
Speaker 1: reek and they haven't like showered before, she's dealing with
Speaker 1: our heady commercial you just wrote, thank you, that's what
Speaker 1: it area. She raises her arms up. Your person passes
Speaker 1: out and then they're naked and not getting their tan.
Speaker 1: She's like you better fix their problems. They better venmo
Speaker 1: they got a venmoment. Yeah, she doesn't like a stinky undercarrot,
Speaker 1: and who does Nobody wants a stinky Understand I beat
Speaker 1: somebody out there, some only family my undercarriage to begin with,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Are you ready for Daria? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Daria is a twenty four year old law student from Baldwin,
Speaker 1: New York. That's not no Daria run. Oh no, she's
Speaker 1: mall and she's like in other photos she's show Garett Garrett.
Speaker 1: She's booming. Yeah right, and then it's very different from
Speaker 1: the ABC website. And who's l Woods? Uh Reese Weathers,
Speaker 1: move over l Woods because Daria is coming for the throne.
Speaker 1: A woman of many accomplishments UH inclusion, including admission into
Speaker 1: seven Ivy League schools and a Harvard degree. Keepers, she's
Speaker 1: good for this now in her third year at Yale
Speaker 1: Law School. Out of here, but she's looking for someone
Speaker 1: who won't be intimidated by her accolades. And she loves
Speaker 1: who can make her laugh so hard that her stomach hurts.
Speaker 1: But then you're in the wrong place. She loves the dance,
Speaker 1: dreams of being an advocate for women's rights in the future. Uh.
Speaker 1: She loves falling in love and can't wait for her
Speaker 1: love story to unfold with clayton En. Fun facts. She
Speaker 1: idolizes a mall clooney because she's really a woman who
Speaker 1: has an ally for women. She's too good for this.
Speaker 1: She hates sushi okay, okay, and she wants to write
Speaker 1: a children's book. All right, I'm gonna say she's gonna
Speaker 1: thrive in paradise and she's not gonna thrive here, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the only good thing is that
Speaker 1: she if she does get like a large social media following,
Speaker 1: hopefully she'll use it for good. Exactly. You're too good
Speaker 1: for this, Staria, al right. Next person is Eliza, who
Speaker 1: is a twenty five year old marketing manager from Berlin, Germany. Gorgeous,
Speaker 1: Holy cow. I did message all my friends in Berlin
Speaker 1: to be like, do you know her? What's her deal?
Speaker 1: And they were like no, they're all so young. They're
Speaker 1: like young. I think, okay, yeah, I think. Um. So
Speaker 1: she's whatever, gorgeous, educated, well traveled, she has it all.
Speaker 1: She's intelligent, raised by two loving parents blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Grew up in Berlin because of her dad's job. She
Speaker 1: was a late bloomer. Uh to dating, and she spent
Speaker 1: her adult years prioritizing work over love. She's educated the
Speaker 1: last eight months. Yeah, her parents have been married for
Speaker 1: twenty five years and she wants that as well. Um.
Speaker 1: She wants someone cultural, cultured, worldly, and ready to be
Speaker 1: her partner that is not stunning. Uh. Fun facts. She
Speaker 1: loves food festivals, She loves going to movies by herself
Speaker 1: and her family. Her and her family visit Switzerland often
Speaker 1: for vacation. What this is not a match for? Clear,
Speaker 1: she's great, she's stunning. She could be yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she could definitely. Okay, I'm gonna put her on my
Speaker 1: bachelorette list. All right, Garrett, you're up, sir. It's exciting
Speaker 1: because it's Elizabeth c Time right. Yes, pictured here on
Speaker 1: the Cosmo website, alone on a river. Um. She is
Speaker 1: a real estate advisor. She's thirty two than Colorado. Um.
Speaker 1: She thinks is about living it to the fullest. Not
Speaker 1: something you hear from a lot of these people. She
Speaker 1: likes wine tasting well, that could be uh, that could
Speaker 1: be drunk on the first night potentially as someone who
Speaker 1: loves wine, it'll creep up on you. She's very invested
Speaker 1: in her career. She wants a man who appreciates her
Speaker 1: professional tenacity, her grit. Uh and she's really what she's
Speaker 1: really into someone she gets the giggles and uh, Clayton,
Speaker 1: look out because she's ready to laugh. So again, I
Speaker 1: mean she's not. They're ready for Clayton's comedy. I don't
Speaker 1: know you this doesn't go well. I don't see how
Speaker 1: that's that feels non congruent for Summer I don't know
Speaker 1: how I figured it. There is some cast member from
Speaker 1: Summer House that tours as a headlining stand up, some
Speaker 1: woman who is cast member Pana Berner. What's the deal
Speaker 1: is she? Is she funny? She's not on the show anymore,
Speaker 1: but I think so. I don't know. I don't really
Speaker 1: I know who you're talking about. Is she funny? She
Speaker 1: is kind of funny. She's very nice, for sure. I don't.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen to perform a lot, but I remember
Speaker 1: knowing her before things and then seeing her like in
Speaker 1: l A and people being like, oh, she's from that show.
Speaker 1: Was another show maybe, but she's been on a couple
Speaker 1: of them. I think because Anna and I are about
Speaker 1: to do summer House for Patreon. So I've been sort
Speaker 1: of like looking around and I'm like, wait, there's a
Speaker 1: from what I know. I did surprised me that there
Speaker 1: could be any cast member that. But I like that.
Speaker 1: You like her. She's not on the show anymore. She
Speaker 1: was aggressively kind of kicked off. Why what happened? Um?
Speaker 1: Just you know, a lot of beef. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't wait. Brought a lot of beef,
Speaker 1: brought a lot of people. All right, So I feel
Speaker 1: like Elizabeth stopped my army is on the way to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. She says petting cute dogs makes her happy,
Speaker 1: and that tattoos are not Elizabeth's thing. And she speaks
Speaker 1: a dozen language. I feel like a couple of the
Speaker 1: languages she speaks might be her friends might Yeah, twin
Speaker 1: lan with it. Do you think she's very sexy? You
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna make it? She? I feel like, hello, Paradise.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's going to paradise maybe all right,
Speaker 1: Katie Europe. So you think you're saying, all right? So
Speaker 1: n C from Bourbank just right here, you guys. She's
Speaker 1: a sales manager. She's twenty six. Um, she doesn't discriminate
Speaker 1: when it comes to love languages, she speaks them all.
Speaker 1: A true romantic at heart, She's ready to take a
Speaker 1: break from focusing on her career so she can focus
Speaker 1: on finding love. She's looking for a tall man with
Speaker 1: a nice smile and an equaliness family. Um, she's happy
Speaker 1: spending a day by the sea. And um she loves
Speaker 1: dance dance revolution. She taught English North Korean defectors when
Speaker 1: she studied abroad, and she would love more opportunities to
Speaker 1: dress in costume. She oh, yeah, she should come be
Speaker 1: againda Okay, Oh she's sexy, She's super sexy. She could
Speaker 1: get drunk on the first night. Yeah, I feel I'm
Speaker 1: still kind of I feel like I'm still with with
Speaker 1: Gareth that Claire might be drunk on the first night.
Speaker 1: Which is somebody that's like call me an. It's like
Speaker 1: that's short for what and that's not going to be
Speaker 1: an interesting conversation. Her friends, my friends call me insilary.
Speaker 1: Next episde who Now, Katie, you think she's one of
Speaker 1: the final she's one of one of them? Yeah? Or
Speaker 1: she's so. At certain points they showed like the final
Speaker 1: four and then they like show too. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: could be in the top. Yeah, they show, they show
Speaker 1: a bunch of I think she's on there are we
Speaker 1: have Gabby a potential spotted person in that trailer. She's
Speaker 1: a thirty year old I see you knew nurse from Denver.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah she's hot. Cute, Yeah she's cute. She's
Speaker 1: much more than she meets the eye. She's not only she,
Speaker 1: she's got substantive depth and a wealth of lived experiences. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see if he doesn't have a personality that's a
Speaker 1: hard path, well, judge of humanity exactly, the one non
Speaker 1: negotiable for her. Whatever man captures her heart must also
Speaker 1: have room in their life for her four legged friend,
Speaker 1: because she and her golden dood to Leonardo or a
Speaker 1: package deal if she is tough three that says a
Speaker 1: lot about what he's looking for. Um, she would love
Speaker 1: the dogs named after da Vinci or DiCaprio. DiCaprio, DiCaprio
Speaker 1: for sure. Um, she is terrified of humpback whales. Now
Speaker 1: why just humpback whales? Why not all? Oh, you've never
Speaker 1: encountered one, apparently, and she'd love to see one in
Speaker 1: person from a safe distance. Did you know the dolphins
Speaker 1: from a safe distance? How sorry? You could ask Gareth,
Speaker 1: you could as she's gonna like fall in the ocean
Speaker 1: and be like that dude, Like there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of opportuny unity to like go down in aquatic vehicles
Speaker 1: to go look at I'm scared of roller coasters. I'm
Speaker 1: scared of roller coasters, but I want to look at one.
Speaker 1: What is the point? Um? She loves to write greeting cards,
Speaker 1: Oh God, I'm out, and stopping grapes in Italy is
Speaker 1: at the top of her bucket list. You know they're
Speaker 1: gonna do a grape stops each one of those things.
Speaker 1: When they asked her those to say those things each question,
Speaker 1: she asked with, oh, I don't know. Uh, climbed to
Speaker 1: the tip like they're all just sat under duress. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're all just things that they say just because they
Speaker 1: have to say something. I want to see a humpback.
Speaker 1: But from what would you say? What would you say,
Speaker 1: Doug if you're like if there's a specific thing, because
Speaker 1: I feel like they do they think they interviewed them
Speaker 1: for hours and then just pick up Oh it must
Speaker 1: be like yeah, they just throw them until they just
Speaker 1: slip up and say something stupid. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: would your top three be? Like the buried Arden's dad
Speaker 1: in a cooler. She has a cat who has loves.
Speaker 1: You can braid her hair, she loves jumpsuits. She loves jumpsuits,
Speaker 1: and sometimes she winks up in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night and has a snack that she forgets she had
Speaker 1: the next morning. I wonder where the crumbs are around,
Speaker 1: because also when they're answering the question, they have to
Speaker 1: be saying things that they think will make them seem appealing. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me back up. That makes some really crazy, some
Speaker 1: of these answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So maybe Art
Speaker 1: has a dad buried in the ground. You don't need
Speaker 1: to keep bring up your dad telling people your dad
Speaker 1: is in a ground and a cooler. Pass me Jenner shot.
Speaker 1: Tell him how you shot your mom with fireworks? With
Speaker 1: my mom with the fireworks. That's better, that's more festive.
Speaker 1: It sounds like that was chopped up. It was, it was,
Speaker 1: it was, it was, you know. Okay, great, hey, welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast. If you're new here this year, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Uh, Genevieve, look at that picture. Let
Speaker 1: me see that when I met but look at she's hot.
Speaker 1: She looks like Shoshana when Seinfeld met her. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like she could be the one we see from
Speaker 1: behind us the final two. Agreed. I think she's she's
Speaker 1: in the part. I agree with you. I think she's
Speaker 1: in the running for a final two. Okay. She's looking
Speaker 1: for a man with whom she can get lost in
Speaker 1: their own little world. Okay, you should have wished for
Speaker 1: this pre pandemic. She's ambitious, confident, and persistent. Okay, Um.
Speaker 1: She wants someone who won't be afraid to admit that
Speaker 1: they are wrong or change their personality when they are
Speaker 1: browing out with the guys. Stop growing out with the guys.
Speaker 1: Like when you bring that up before you've even met
Speaker 1: the person. Yeah wow, you know, hey, Clayton, you better
Speaker 1: not be browing out with guys. All he does is
Speaker 1: go tubing and play corner. That's all he does is
Speaker 1: brow out with the guys. Just don't be you, don't be.
Speaker 1: You's so specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she really had somebody
Speaker 1: brow out on Earth went out with a horrible guys
Speaker 1: like let's go to Big Wings, and she was like,
Speaker 1: let no, we're not going to Big Ways again. I've
Speaker 1: been way. I used to go to watch football every
Speaker 1: sex if wings were good. We've all been to Big Ways.
Speaker 1: I mentioned it because I have a lifetime of experience
Speaker 1: at it. I don't. I don't need chicken anymore. But
Speaker 1: that Rochester sauce pretty good. Did you use to eat chicken?
Speaker 1: That chicken was the only meat I would eat, Yeah, exclusively,
Speaker 1: a big one. I wouldn't eat it off the bone, sure,
Speaker 1: because I felt weird about it. I get it, And
Speaker 1: she also needed in writing that the chicken was kind
Speaker 1: of an asshole. Genevieve doesn't like public speaking, so she's
Speaker 1: really picked a great thing to do with her life
Speaker 1: at this point to have to speak publicly. Maybe she
Speaker 1: means she doesn't like when others speak. She doesn't like
Speaker 1: anybody else anybody publicly. I don't like announcements over pad.
Speaker 1: I want nobody to speak publicly. She loves to go fishing,
Speaker 1: which is I guess make serve team. She's into boring things.
Speaker 1: I guess where she do that? In Los Angeles, frog Town, O.
Speaker 1: The l A River has got some great fish. You
Speaker 1: had a laun chair, and I don't think it's going
Speaker 1: to work out with Clayton because her relationship goals are
Speaker 1: Hailey and Justin Bieber. I think, yeah, I think she's
Speaker 1: maybe top three. I don't like her. She's in my running.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I like her. I think but he
Speaker 1: he feels like a guy that would fall. Some guys
Speaker 1: love hiding. Do you guys like high maintenance? Like's not
Speaker 1: the right word for it. It's it's like you get
Speaker 1: caught up in it, but you don't you're not drawn
Speaker 1: to it. I don't think. I think once it's there,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're into the person, then it's hard
Speaker 1: to you know, then you go into denial and and
Speaker 1: the maintenance part keeps you busy, and you don't you know,
Speaker 1: you're not noticing how terrible everything is. It sounds she's tricky.
Speaker 1: You don't quite know she the villain? Is she Craig crazy?
Speaker 1: She top three? I think she could be a villain
Speaker 1: Top three everything. I think she's everything. I think she's everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's a bartender, so that's also like you
Speaker 1: just don't know where she's at in her life. If
Speaker 1: like she's been a bartender for eight years or you know,
Speaker 1: two or three, she six, she's been ader for five
Speaker 1: or less. Yeah, but you know, I think it's more
Speaker 1: interesting than what somebody wants to do. Like she's happy.
Speaker 1: Is a bartender? Good for her? But like, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's probably her. Right, she's a bartender in l A.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a good chance she's trying to be
Speaker 1: an actress or right, and they don't want people to
Speaker 1: actress are here? Right? Right? Right? That's not normal. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of that. All right, get ready for Haley. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Haley looks she is Orlando. All yeah, she's Orlando. I
Speaker 1: think she's there's something she could be cray um unless
Speaker 1: for life Haley is Haley is here for the real deal, y'all?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Yeah. She feels like it's herfect time for her.
Speaker 1: Her body and career are exactly where she wants them
Speaker 1: to be. Let me repeat that. It feels like she
Speaker 1: founds like it feels like this is all happening at
Speaker 1: the perfect time for her. Her body and career are
Speaker 1: exactly where she wants them to be. I want her
Speaker 1: body and her career marriage material. She had surgery. She
Speaker 1: has the unwavering support of her loving grandma a k A.
Speaker 1: Little Grams, Little Grams, Am like get damn Dan's bigger,
Speaker 1: just like little grams on your duds aren't big enough, y'all.
Speaker 1: She wants to have babies. Her body is ready for
Speaker 1: baby makers, and now she's just missing a man to
Speaker 1: compliment it all. Hailey has a magnetic personality, serious about
Speaker 1: finding love and won't settle for someone who looks perfect
Speaker 1: on paper. She has a magnetic personality. She's always in
Speaker 1: the refrigerator. She's looking for a family oriented man with
Speaker 1: career ambition in a close relationship with God. I think
Speaker 1: she's crazy. I think she's even crazier cut on the
Speaker 1: first night that is designed to pick crazy. Her dream
Speaker 1: man will value her and will love her firecracker personality
Speaker 1: instead of trying to soften her. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day, Haley is trying to find her husband by
Speaker 1: any means possible. She's crazy, any means possible. Get them
Speaker 1: jets bigger. Yeah. She talks to everyone like they're a child,
Speaker 1: dreams of hanging out with elephants in Thailand's Gonna Shift.
Speaker 1: Haley is not afraid to go skinny dipping. Get Haley
Speaker 1: is Taylor Swift's biggest fans are her body. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: gonna go skinny dipping first night? Can somebody be villain?
Speaker 1: Craig Craig and drunk on the first night? Garrett, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling about Haley? Do you think she's going
Speaker 1: to be villain? I'm over I'm overwhelmed. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's she's gonna either be crazy or drunk.
Speaker 1: That she will be my pick for crazy or drunk
Speaker 1: the first night? You could have also both? And are
Speaker 1: you enjoying draft picks? Doesn't make you excited for tonight? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm again there is I have nervousness. I want to
Speaker 1: get this right, but this is very helpful. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, I feel like a GM. You
Speaker 1: are like a flood rocker. All right, thanks God that
Speaker 1: that was said. I find I've been waiting to hear
Speaker 1: that this person next one is something. I think she's
Speaker 1: really she's on the she's on the block for one
Speaker 1: of these She's going to be at least one of
Speaker 1: these categories. So this hunter, she's twenty eight human resources
Speaker 1: specialists from Charlotte, North Carolina. I'm not in human resources.
Speaker 1: I specialize in human resources, like I know a lot
Speaker 1: about it. I've watched the office every episode. She seems
Speaker 1: like someone who will be like, well, unfortunately the company
Speaker 1: cannot acknowledge that that happened. So she's a Disney princess
Speaker 1: looking for her prince. Hunter not a princess. She used
Speaker 1: to work for atl at Walt Disney World as a princess,
Speaker 1: which is one. She says. One is way more competitive
Speaker 1: than you think. Villain villain, she says to absolutely makes
Speaker 1: sense when you get to know her, because she's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: She's crazy. Who's crazy? Villain? She feels more like, how
Speaker 1: can you be You can't have the name Hunter and
Speaker 1: look like her and Disneyland and be a normal I
Speaker 1: does say she's genuine, empathetic and compassionate. She said that.
Speaker 1: She said she was genuine epithetically. She's like the three
Speaker 1: words practically the same word over and over again. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She wants a relationship like in a rom com. She
Speaker 1: is looking for a man who's loving, athletic and outdoorsy,
Speaker 1: wants to be adventurous when it comes to eating. She's
Speaker 1: a huge foodie. I hate the word foodie. I hate
Speaker 1: the word foodie. Thank you. I like like foodie. Like
Speaker 1: it's also like I like really, I like really good
Speaker 1: food just some sort of foodie. Yeah, what a crazy
Speaker 1: snob you are? You like food that's better than other food.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm an eaty, not a foodie. I
Speaker 1: feel like I just eat because I like shitting the most.
Speaker 1: Is my favorite part of the day. That's the only
Speaker 1: reason I eat. I am and eat. We've we've traveled together.
Speaker 1: We're both eating. Were big eat I couldn't like snacking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love anything. I like snaggie. I like an eaty.
Speaker 1: I don't have food all these things. It's like I'm drinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: prefer drinking eat. I'm like junkie. I have a heroin issue.
Speaker 1: We don't care. We love you as you are you
Speaker 1: are you or more like us smoke smoke smoky or
Speaker 1: well I wasn't smoke ly, but now I'm more of
Speaker 1: a needily. But at this point I'll do anything eat
Speaker 1: for junk Like that. You're just so tie offie and
Speaker 1: ready to go eat. Would you rather rob? Would you
Speaker 1: rather have? Would you rather be drinking or eaty? If
Speaker 1: you like at night? Would you if you could be
Speaker 1: like we could either skip dinner or skip the bar? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if if my stomach could take it, you know, because
Speaker 1: I do get hungry, but I do like drinking more
Speaker 1: great like I get when I'm in a restaurant. I
Speaker 1: love the cocktail before the meal that when the meal arrives,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bummed down after a good cocktail. Yeah, Rob,
Speaker 1: we're very aligned, Rob. If you want to give this
Speaker 1: a shot, Yeah, do it. Dr Banana and I have
Speaker 1: traveled together and we when we eat dinner, we would
Speaker 1: we would go get the towels out and we would
Speaker 1: put these towels out and then we would eat have
Speaker 1: our weird little bowls of our concocus for our eat feast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys could have your cocktail. We should all just
Speaker 1: go on like a group trip. Yeah, go to Mexico Salita.
Speaker 1: We should reach out to that resort. Great, Okay. I
Speaker 1: have some fun facts about her. Her favorite book is
Speaker 1: A Walk to Remember right that God, what is that?
Speaker 1: It's just Nicholas. It's like the notebook. It's like the notebook. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the Mandy Moore movie Hunter would who was directed
Speaker 1: by Julianne So that was the other one she did.
Speaker 1: She did I see fair enough. So Hunter would love
Speaker 1: to be Justin Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl. Oh, my god,
Speaker 1: they all love and then Hunter would love to have
Speaker 1: an Australian accent. Lady, she should try to get one,
Speaker 1: like my brother hates Australian accents. I remember there was
Speaker 1: a parent. There wasn't soho there was like when we
Speaker 1: lived in New York there was a sign that was
Speaker 1: like lost. Somebody lost their parent, and it said it's like.
Speaker 1: Something that was distinguishing about it was that it spoke
Speaker 1: with an Australian accent. And my brother like could think
Speaker 1: of nothing more than a parent repeating what you said
Speaker 1: like bad, you know, like just after you like anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, you're up, Garrett. It's Avanna. N right, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, We've got a Vanna and thirty one. She's
Speaker 1: got arguably the craziest job we might see, which is
Speaker 1: a bar Mitzvah dancer. Very specific. That's a great I
Speaker 1: wish that was my job. I question. Apparently, No, you
Speaker 1: have to lean away from the mic. People get mad
Speaker 1: when we eat nuts near the mic. They hate sorry
Speaker 1: for um, but okay, So Ivonna is ready to find
Speaker 1: the one that's good. She calls herself a multi dater
Speaker 1: who has dated every type of man New York City
Speaker 1: has to offer, which is a lot um after some
Speaker 1: time spending, after some time spent meditating on it. She
Speaker 1: is here because it's time to manifest true love. O
Speaker 1: boy um. She loves to spend her time clubbing, gardening,
Speaker 1: and consignment shopping. Avanna's idea of a romantic date involves
Speaker 1: dancing naked in the rain and ends with the police. Sorry,
Speaker 1: ends with cuddling after her man washes her hair. Guys, look,
Speaker 1: it's just regular. It's a regular want list. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's anything strange. Well, she was dancing in the rain.
Speaker 1: You gotta have to wash your hair after that does
Speaker 1: also her future. Her future hobby must love all animals,
Speaker 1: because Avanna, one day I have a dog, five snakes,
Speaker 1: three exotic free, three exotic frogs, one lizard at a turtle.
Speaker 1: By the way, if we're looking for the next pandemic,
Speaker 1: I think it's an Avonna's room. Above all of Anna
Speaker 1: wants a man who is undeniably compatible with her. Well,
Speaker 1: we know Clayton likes dogs, so hopefully it's to start.
Speaker 1: Avanna takes herself out to a new restaurant every weekend.
Speaker 1: Avanna first indoor trees. I hope she means weed. I
Speaker 1: hope she means weed and works is a hand model.
Speaker 1: This is fun. Where this happened, that was the best
Speaker 1: bio we've ever had, is a history of this what
Speaker 1: just happened. I mean the dance naked in the race.
Speaker 1: Remember when that was crazy, like thirty seconds ago, and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I'm a hand model who wants
Speaker 1: rare frog exactly five snakes, one lizard, a turtle at
Speaker 1: a dog. I love dancing in the rain, but I
Speaker 1: hate what it does to my hair. Wash it immediately
Speaker 1: after I love dancing, you know, was dug and I
Speaker 1: just as friends. We go naked only if you wash
Speaker 1: my hair and I have to. We go to the
Speaker 1: grove and we dance naked by the fountains. But then
Speaker 1: dous very particular it's raining, and I know my dog,
Speaker 1: my captain, he hates you can't have a dirty hair.
Speaker 1: So I groom him in the fountain, like at the grove,
Speaker 1: in front of tourists. I'll just champ. I'll give him
Speaker 1: a nice shampoo blow outside of the American Girl Doll
Speaker 1: store and I'll blow out his hair in front of
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez if they feel extra yeah, well, Frank Sinatra
Speaker 1: sings and I love it just like everybody does. Blivan
Speaker 1: is my drunk on Night one. Oh okay, great, I
Speaker 1: might do Hayley Drunken Night one. Ivanna Cray Cray, I got,
Speaker 1: I got just going off the first night because her
Speaker 1: bio is already She's already off, like she it should
Speaker 1: already count, I should already win just based on her
Speaker 1: bio because your bio is already just like what is
Speaker 1: what is happening? How can you state that your profession
Speaker 1: is bar mitzvah dancer. I've been to barn mitzmas, you
Speaker 1: know the day I went to a couple of them,
Speaker 1: and they don't hire some lady to come in and dance.
Speaker 1: They do they do, Yeah, they do. They do group
Speaker 1: they do up, Yeah, they do, they do. They do
Speaker 1: like break dancers and stuff. Yeah, this woman can do
Speaker 1: as a career with the boys. So they're going to
Speaker 1: hire a pretty girl. She's a hand model on the side,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, She's a hand He happened
Speaker 1: at this until they all happened on Saturday and Sunday
Speaker 1: because they you know, they can't take off from she
Speaker 1: wouldn't be sad. I mean, actually I went to once
Speaker 1: on Saturday. It depends how like, Yeah, I think they
Speaker 1: do it on the weekend. Performance was and I read
Speaker 1: her book, I mean was nowadays are a lot different too,
Speaker 1: Like I think they're a lot more like just like crazy,
Speaker 1: not even Jewish anything. Anybody. I remember going to sun that.
Speaker 1: I was just like, what the fun is? There was
Speaker 1: one this girl. She had four parties, so there was
Speaker 1: like the kid party, there was the like there was
Speaker 1: like that, and then the big one was at a
Speaker 1: Newport mansion, which you thought, I mean it just they
Speaker 1: read it. It was like a wedding. She did it
Speaker 1: at the wedding that Ashley I and Jared got telling you.
Speaker 1: I think I think as I think she makes good
Speaker 1: money as a Bartmans for dancer. I wish I was
Speaker 1: a dancer. Okay, why not be open to other events?
Speaker 1: I'll stop, go ahead, Okay, we'll do one more in
Speaker 1: the well. She's there. She does some quick hand modeling
Speaker 1: because a lot of the kids like to see some
Speaker 1: nice hands. Yeah that's true. That's why your own hair.
Speaker 1: It'll damage her, damage her hand. She doesn't need that
Speaker 1: dishpan hands. One more on them. We'll take a quick break,
Speaker 1: all right. So this is Jane. She has thirty three.
Speaker 1: She's a social media director here in Los Angeles. She
Speaker 1: has a life of the party and not afraid to
Speaker 1: be bold. She loves to get dolled up for nights out,
Speaker 1: but not as much as she loves her job working
Speaker 1: in social media. She plays hard, but she works even harder.
Speaker 1: And she wants to find a man who's just a
Speaker 1: passionate about building a successful career. She's um a sucker
Speaker 1: for romance and it's done dating f boys. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: dreams of a life filled with unlimited kombucha. She's terrified
Speaker 1: of tall cliffs, and she prefers glamping over camping. They
Speaker 1: made her photo look like she's not wearing anything. Here's
Speaker 1: a better photo. Do you think they said glamping or camping?
Speaker 1: Pick one? I prefer she's adorable. She's adorable. Look at
Speaker 1: she's a young looking thirty three, that's for sure. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that much. They literally on the ABC website
Speaker 1: put her in some kind of like a tube top
Speaker 1: or strapless thing where it looks like she's not look like,
Speaker 1: why would you Jane. Jane won't wear clothes. She's adorable,
Speaker 1: but she needs her hair washed. She just got back
Speaker 1: from dancing in the rain. Um, all right, you guys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh,
Speaker 1: bone Zone, time for the bone zone. Hi guys, we're
Speaker 1: back and we're up to Jill. Oh my god, she's
Speaker 1: from Rhode Island. Excuse me, she's from Situate. Um, she's
Speaker 1: a twenty six year old architectural historian. So she's a
Speaker 1: smarty She is full of life and personality. She loves
Speaker 1: being outside. She loves walking around local cemeteries and going
Speaker 1: out for drinks with the girls. But she's tired of
Speaker 1: being single. Um let's see. Her dream man is so
Speaker 1: much she can laugh with. So again, watch out Clayton
Speaker 1: have deep conversations with and someone who she enjoys spending
Speaker 1: time with more than she enjoys being alone. That's a
Speaker 1: low bar, yea, what do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm a situate Wait where are you going? I don't
Speaker 1: want to be alone. She physically she's looking for a big,
Speaker 1: tall hunk of a man that she can climb like
Speaker 1: a tree. But it better be indoors. Oh she's cute.
Speaker 1: She's very cute. I like her. Um. She her fun facts.
Speaker 1: She knows how to identify baby pine trees as male
Speaker 1: or female. I would love to be able to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up how to do that. Curls back
Speaker 1: into itself a penis. She even obsessed with Twilight as
Speaker 1: a teen, so that's why maybe she's hanging out in cemetery.
Speaker 1: Former obsession, I guess is okay to talk about, but
Speaker 1: still not to turn on, and petting a wombat is
Speaker 1: at the top of her boocket. This lady is super gothy,
Speaker 1: I guess right. I feel like she's like the new
Speaker 1: version of who is the one that used to go
Speaker 1: out with Kendall? That's sort of like she likes she's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, Oh, she's quirky. She's like a goth girl. Okay, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna doesn't It feels like a nun.
Speaker 1: I wish I was an architectural historian. Real estate agents
Speaker 1: who's coming out? Real estate agents always feel like that.
Speaker 1: You can tell this woman is a real estate ag.
Speaker 1: She's a real estate agent, but she called herself an
Speaker 1: architectural historian. Isn't she a lake Hollywood? Yeah? It's not
Speaker 1: this an actual little area. Yeah, it's like on the
Speaker 1: backside of beech Wood. What do you mean, like the
Speaker 1: like the reservoir, that's the Hollywood Reservoir. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: want to call that beech Wood. I also I would
Speaker 1: just say Los Angeles. It's on the other side of
Speaker 1: like it's beech Wood. And then I used to walk
Speaker 1: that reservoir. Yeah, and then yeah, I know that's pay two.
Speaker 1: The Mountain Lion there very exciting. You know who he's
Speaker 1: doing a documentary about that was Brendan Smith. Really want
Speaker 1: to see that Mountain lion so bad. Every time I'm
Speaker 1: in Grifa Park, I'm like, where is he gonna eat? You?
Speaker 1: Does he want to eat kill people? You know? Okay,
Speaker 1: great lay Hollywood is near that, there's a dog park
Speaker 1: back there. Yeah. If if if he wanted to eat people,
Speaker 1: that would have happened. He hasn't eating people. Remember when
Speaker 1: he was under someone's house and they kept like shooting
Speaker 1: him like like like pellets, like trying to get them out,
Speaker 1: And I was like, clearly nobody's ever had a cat before.
Speaker 1: That's over there. Just leave him alone, and they did
Speaker 1: and then he left. Yeah of course. Yeah. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: Kate uh says here she's had an amazing life, So
Speaker 1: I guess we can move on a great job with
Speaker 1: one of Los Angeles top real estate firms. A beautiful
Speaker 1: home in the Hollywood Hills. That's what we're calling it now,
Speaker 1: Holly Wood Hill Okay, okay, and glamorous social life that
Speaker 1: is non stop fun wow, stop ragging. Yeah, but she's
Speaker 1: overdating Hollywood party boys okay, and she's ready to finally
Speaker 1: open her heart to someone, ready for something that's real.
Speaker 1: Um Ah. She's a Mario Kart officionado Okay, Okay, what
Speaker 1: is that? That means? She's really good, Like she has
Speaker 1: the social life that is perfect in every way, but
Speaker 1: she also got really good at playing a stoner video
Speaker 1: game where the Mario cast races each other. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: Selling Sunset, she feels like a Selling Sunset person. She
Speaker 1: was on it. Yeah, I remember like seeing this and
Speaker 1: this must be yes her. How was she like a
Speaker 1: regular or like I actually never watched the selling She
Speaker 1: works for the Openheim Group, works with Openheim. Is it
Speaker 1: Openheim or Openheim Father little crook Oppenheim calls them. Well,
Speaker 1: here's a couple of red flags Kates moon slash Rising
Speaker 1: sign is Leo, which she says speaks for itself. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: the moon rising. My friend her mom is Leo, and
Speaker 1: she says her mom needs all the attention. That's why.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's accurate. That's all I know.
Speaker 1: She calls them sunny Leo's but that that her mom
Speaker 1: like it always has to be I'm a sunny cancer.
Speaker 1: You like your house? Do you like to be in
Speaker 1: your house like the Crablake Home? Oh? I see, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not really a homebody. I also don't move sideways.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never been to Solita. I wish you
Speaker 1: only moved sideways. Katie or Kate rather. Kate once went
Speaker 1: on a date with Harry Styles, and if you ask
Speaker 1: her about it, she'll tell you about it. I will
Speaker 1: ask her about what. She's so gracious with the details
Speaker 1: about her date with Harry Styles, the one date, so
Speaker 1: it sounds like it was a real good one. She
Speaker 1: could be drunk. Do you think she's a villain anybody
Speaker 1: that comes into these shows saying they're in real estate,
Speaker 1: they're already yeah, they're already shifty operators. And she said
Speaker 1: she was on selling Sunset And she also was like,
Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. So nothing more needed to be said.
Speaker 1: That means she could be. She could be our ship ster.
Speaker 1: She thinks she's better than everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: want some evidence about this Harry Style's day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't buy that at all. Do you think she has
Speaker 1: some sort of sample? Yeah, like I wanted a hair
Speaker 1: or something I want Yeah, I like a swatch of
Speaker 1: his skinner, so something like I want to skin tag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's look. Okay, nobody's crazy. Just let's skin forgot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need the story, should make up a story.
Speaker 1: But somebody's skinned. That's that's the real thing. That's something
Speaker 1: we could we could be for sure. You did this? Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: Kira is thirty two. She's a doctor from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's too good for this. Yeah, and here she is.
Speaker 1: She looks very professional. I'm looking at their instagram. She's
Speaker 1: too good for this. Curious forget it. She's attractive, ambitious,
Speaker 1: and wildly accomplished. Too good for this. She's fearlessly focused
Speaker 1: and dedicated to achieving an egost setser sight songs, which
Speaker 1: proves her bachelor's degree from Harvard once again and NBA
Speaker 1: from from penn Too good for this. Medical degree from
Speaker 1: UNC Chapel Hill. I mean, we're in the fourth sentence
Speaker 1: and we've just done her. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: So she has an NBA and a medical degree, and
Speaker 1: she went to Harvard and Chapel Hill bachelor's degree Harvard
Speaker 1: NBA from you a pen and her medical degree from
Speaker 1: UNC Chapel Hill. Don't need this and then all caps wow,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, why does she need all those degrees?
Speaker 1: Like why are you in business? And your doctor? Well,
Speaker 1: she loves her career. She loves her career practicing internal medicine.
Speaker 1: But she's ready to put her professional life on hold
Speaker 1: because why you keep doing something your your successful doctor?
Speaker 1: Why keep doing that? You've probably ruined a lot of
Speaker 1: doctors lives. Wow. Goot Here is looking for a mature
Speaker 1: man who will excite and inspire her. He should be social,
Speaker 1: always up for trying new things, and appreciate the corny
Speaker 1: things in life, like corn Hall. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day. She's looking for a man who look her for,
Speaker 1: not a doctor at the end of the day. Here
Speaker 1: says she's looking for a man who that will look
Speaker 1: at her the way she looks at French fries. And
Speaker 1: we think she deserves nothing less of fries. She taught
Speaker 1: herself how to write higher viewed foodie. Oh she's smart.
Speaker 1: She taught herself to write hieroglyphics. Too good for this show.
Speaker 1: She loves nachos, and she has two cats, Olga and Axana.
Speaker 1: Too good for this show. I'm too good for this show,
Speaker 1: same names, Olga an Xavana. I'm gonna say no, she's
Speaker 1: too good for the show. She's too good, Lindsay. I
Speaker 1: need to see Lindsay. Lindsey. Lindsey looks like Maria menudos. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is good. She's like little and hot, all right.
Speaker 1: Lindsay d is a neo natal nurse from Jacksonville, Florida,
Speaker 1: twenty seven years young. She was born and raised in
Speaker 1: a small town. Okay, does it say seven years young? No? No,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was like we would. She won
Speaker 1: Miss teen America at age. She's gonna be a villain,
Speaker 1: but after giving to her daughter, her plans change. She
Speaker 1: never knew a love that could exist until she had
Speaker 1: her daughter. Okay, her and her daughter in this together,
Speaker 1: a daughter more than you, Clayton. She wants someone who
Speaker 1: will respect her and and bonus points for a man
Speaker 1: who can keep up with her on the dance floor.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do that. Um, she'll make it to
Speaker 1: like the second episode. Yeah, she loves Taco Bell. Okay, Clayton,
Speaker 1: you can only slow dance. And that's if he can
Speaker 1: look at a chart. Yeah. Actually her fun facts are
Speaker 1: pretty great. She loves Taco Bell, she loves Hallmark Christmas movies,
Speaker 1: and she enjoys napping in Hammocks. I could actually be
Speaker 1: friends with Lindsay d I mean I even I could
Speaker 1: have joined her on the dance floor. I like to nap,
Speaker 1: and I love Taco Bell and Hallmark movies. She got
Speaker 1: she's got arrows. Garrett like it. I like it. I
Speaker 1: like what we hear from Lindsay Day not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I'll look her up. Okay, now we're dealing with the
Speaker 1: evil Lindsay. WoT I'll look at that. Oh, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at it. I'm looking at it's Yeah, she's trouble. She
Speaker 1: can't afford a whole shirt even age. Her job is
Speaker 1: industrial sales representative, which means she probably ruins lakes or
Speaker 1: something like that from Houston, Texas. When it comes to
Speaker 1: living life, Lindsay likes to just go for it, making
Speaker 1: moves in the big City. Lindsay isn't afraid to take
Speaker 1: a great risk if it means great reward. She's looking
Speaker 1: for a man who's humble, reliable, really skinny, and ready
Speaker 1: to be your best friend. The skinny part I made up. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say what, Well, it just would be so.
Speaker 1: Her faith is incredibly here we go, really important to her,
Speaker 1: and nothing would make her happier than to share that
Speaker 1: with the man she loves. Virgin Lindsay. Lindsay, Well, Lindsay
Speaker 1: is ready to stop wasting time, her time on men
Speaker 1: who don't deserve her and find someone who will make
Speaker 1: her the priority is true. Love is within reach and gosh,
Speaker 1: she hopes she's right. Lindsay doesn't do clowns, the bleak
Speaker 1: bio bio facts. Literally, this is someone who could never
Speaker 1: be with me. She doesn't do clowns. She will not
Speaker 1: sleep with Oh, she cannot sleep without a white noise machine,
Speaker 1: and she says she is much more of a baby
Speaker 1: spice than a sporty spice. White noise machine is Clayton's nickname.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like napping the whole season a date.
Speaker 1: He's a white noise machine on the day floor is
Speaker 1: such a white noise. I think she could be a villain.
Speaker 1: She could feel up. I have a lot of villains,
Speaker 1: got a lot of I feel like she's going to
Speaker 1: rat on somebody and sees, you know, episode three or four,
Speaker 1: and and then just should be shown the door. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you guys don't know what it means to
Speaker 1: have faith. Faith. I've got to have faith the faith.
Speaker 1: It would be nice if I could a lot of
Speaker 1: Katie Girl. We have Mara. She is thirty two. She's
Speaker 1: an entrepreneurship from New Jersey. She's coming in hot and
Speaker 1: serving US swag. Born in Puerto Rico, she and her
Speaker 1: family migrated to the U S when she was young.
Speaker 1: She's been spicing up the lives of everyone around her
Speaker 1: ever since. She considers herself the life of the party
Speaker 1: and is looking for a man to settle down with. Um.
Speaker 1: She when it comes to really she has extremely nurturing
Speaker 1: but can be quite tough. Um. She loves to salsa dance.
Speaker 1: Is a deal breaker. Okay, she doesn't eat spicy food, Well,
Speaker 1: then how is she going to spice up everyone's lying? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why is she? Yeah? Exactly, I know exactly, Like she's
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican She's spicing up everyone. She's so cute. Sances
Speaker 1: half heat. It felt a little like it did feel
Speaker 1: they spice salsa dancing and spicy. They born in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Don't like spicy food. Yeah, this hotti likes it naughty.
Speaker 1: They could not help themselves. She's adorable. Um, she seems
Speaker 1: like a nice person and she got wronged by the
Speaker 1: bio writers from ABC. Okay, so her name was okay.
Speaker 1: So next up, we had a long day for the
Speaker 1: person riding these Oh my god, can you I got
Speaker 1: to think of something different to say about, Like did
Speaker 1: you just cut right to the little fun facts? Doug
Speaker 1: Mara is the next bachelorette, the first like Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: born bachelorette. I picked mari last time, and or like
Speaker 1: two times ago and not until but she's engaged to Kenny.
Speaker 1: She got so you still going those two? Isn't still going? There?
Speaker 1: Kenny and Marie still together. She just loves the whole
Speaker 1: boy band world. I guess we heard of poy Bank
Speaker 1: cover band. You chasing that guy screaming Kenny and the
Speaker 1: guy g because he was getting mistaken for Kenny. By
Speaker 1: the way, I would be so excited. It would be
Speaker 1: so excited to be mistaken for Conny. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Next up, we have Marlena. She's a former Olympan. You guys,
Speaker 1: luck a Leanna. There she is. Um, she's thirty. She
Speaker 1: lives in Virginia Beach. She's got jess. Why is someone
Speaker 1: from Virginia Beach? Um, she's definitely the full package. To
Speaker 1: say she's accomplished isn't understatement. Not only is she vice
Speaker 1: president of human resources, but she also runs her own
Speaker 1: real estate company and she owns several properties. She also
Speaker 1: competed for Haiti at the twenty twelve Summer Olympics and
Speaker 1: track and field. Um, yes, she has an Olympian. People.
Speaker 1: Marlena's energy is infectious and her smile lights up a room. Um.
Speaker 1: And when she loves, she loves hard. Um. Fun facts.
Speaker 1: There is nothing Okay, you know she's going on this date.
Speaker 1: There is nothing or no one in this world who
Speaker 1: could convince Marlena to go bungee jumping. They're gonna make
Speaker 1: an They're gonna make a bunch of jobs. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pick her as the one who dies this. She also
Speaker 1: blonde mohawk in high school. She prefers to travel solo
Speaker 1: and is visited more than fifteen countries on her own.
Speaker 1: She's too good for this, Yeah, franchise, We've got a few,
Speaker 1: too good for these. Yeah, she's fantastic. Um, okay, who
Speaker 1: do we have next? We have Molina. I'm going to
Speaker 1: pass her to dog alright, Molina, funky cold Melina. Look
Speaker 1: at her personal trainer. She'd California. She's looking for her
Speaker 1: best friend, so I guess somebody should show her the
Speaker 1: door right now. That guy is not going to be
Speaker 1: her best friend. She's Oh wow, there's some words in
Speaker 1: all caps. I get scared of that all caps words.
Speaker 1: But Malina is a bright, fun and charismatic girl who
Speaker 1: is ready to jump into the arms of the bachelor.
Speaker 1: Literally in all caps literally okay, yeah, but she's not working.
Speaker 1: She can be found bouncing around the streets of l
Speaker 1: a in her and then all caps kanga boots okay
Speaker 1: I then a goddamn TM next to kabo. This biography,
Speaker 1: this biography sponsored by IT. Wait a minute, it's the
Speaker 1: stock absorbed bing workout shoe that she invented. She's only on,
Speaker 1: She's only on to get She's the thirstiest, She's the thirstiest.
Speaker 1: I can't wait, I can't wait till she tells Clayton
Speaker 1: before he can even not give her a roast. She's
Speaker 1: gonna say, hey, Clayton, these boots were made for walking,
Speaker 1: and you're made by me and their cankaboos stomp out.
Speaker 1: And he's a very skilled jump roper. So that sounds
Speaker 1: like she's either done some boxing or some time. She
Speaker 1: she loves being tucked in, so that's I'm not having
Speaker 1: your hair washed. She loves her lover to tuck her
Speaker 1: in and then quietly leave the room because she's got
Speaker 1: sleeping to do. And then the the first three words
Speaker 1: of this sentence like why did this even come up?
Speaker 1: When Molina dies, she wants to be buried in cranberry
Speaker 1: sauce and stuffing. I want to change my pick for
Speaker 1: who I think dies. You just made that's true again?
Speaker 1: Say that again. When she dies, she wants to be buried,
Speaker 1: you know, as a lot of people do. But she
Speaker 1: wants a very special setup. I don't know where this
Speaker 1: would be, how they could maintain executed too already, am I?
Speaker 1: I'm the right person to be hearing it? All right? Well?
Speaker 1: Him maintenance burial? Yeah, I am the person to I
Speaker 1: will execute what you want. She wants to be buried
Speaker 1: in cranberry sauce and stuffing. That's a lot of cranberry sauces.
Speaker 1: That means you got it. I know how you fill
Speaker 1: the coffin with it or you feel very large turkey.
Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. Because I am the queen
Speaker 1: of a very ill wish. You cream eatee her and
Speaker 1: then you get a very large pot and then you
Speaker 1: make some gorgeous cranberry sauce and some stuffing, and then
Speaker 1: you and it's gorgeous, and then you just you just
Speaker 1: like folded it and then you started and then you
Speaker 1: bury the whole stinky concoction and a cooler undergrass cool
Speaker 1: you got to keep the freshness. There's one line in
Speaker 1: here that says she eats exclusively from the hot bar
Speaker 1: at Ariwan God. I mean, I love there. It makes
Speaker 1: me not want to eat there. I picture like now
Speaker 1: ashes And also that's not cheap, that's expend well, she's
Speaker 1: got Canda boot money a designer. I need to spending
Speaker 1: time with her horse and eating exclusively from horse. She's rich,
Speaker 1: she eats every day, are one and has a horse.
Speaker 1: I need to look up Kanga boots they have the
Speaker 1: best stuffing in Ariwan. Oh my god, wait kanga boots. Okay,
Speaker 1: I say you stuff her make fitness fun. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh they're awful looking. Luke at Its going to wear
Speaker 1: them when she gets out of the She's gonna wear
Speaker 1: them when she gets out of the What the hell
Speaker 1: are those things? We look like the things that used
Speaker 1: to do do as in the mall in the night. Maybe
Speaker 1: like try out these boots and it's like a jumping thing.
Speaker 1: I see bounce around in the kanga boots. She's not
Speaker 1: She's coming into shit. I know these Do you remember
Speaker 1: them from like males? Yeah? I remember they were a thing.
Speaker 1: They were like you could dunk a basketbah. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: what are we going to do? Endorse by Tiger is
Speaker 1: she is she getting cut first? Does she cut first?
Speaker 1: Or she is she going to stick around and be crazy?
Speaker 1: She's cut ear She's going to bounce into no one's heart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna get out. She's gonna jump out of that
Speaker 1: limo tonight. If she talks about kangar boos, it's like
Speaker 1: Betsy John over a. Yeah, kangaroo that's so thirsty and
Speaker 1: we'll be like, you're just here for your kanga boots.
Speaker 1: All right, who's net? Rachel, year old flight instructor from
Speaker 1: Clairemont in Florida. Here, this is someone that you thought
Speaker 1: maybe we saw you might see her walking around in
Speaker 1: her koala shoes. I think we see her in like Okay,
Speaker 1: one of the like spoiler things. Well, she's a fearless
Speaker 1: frequent flyer looking for a man who will travel the
Speaker 1: world with her. After recently earning her private pilot license.
Speaker 1: The future is nothing but sunny sky's ahead for Rachel,
Speaker 1: and now she's hoping to find a co pilot that
Speaker 1: matches her sent of adventure. As a hopeless romantic, Rachel
Speaker 1: looking for someone who is a playful, passionate, spontaneous as
Speaker 1: she is. Um he should be nurturing, empathetic and must
Speaker 1: be respectful in all facets of life to her, her family,
Speaker 1: especially to waiters. Okay, I mean she's not wrong. In
Speaker 1: the end, Rachel wants to find crazy, insane love that
Speaker 1: makes sense to no one else but her and her soul. Man.
Speaker 1: This is so boring and yet perfect for this show,
Speaker 1: and that's why she's gonna go fart. I mean this
Speaker 1: makes me think that she is because it's like can
Speaker 1: I see her in her real clothes? Rachel could live
Speaker 1: off a flaming hut cheetos, Rachel can't wait to read
Speaker 1: Harry Potter series Her Kids one day, and Rachel once
Speaker 1: organized a flash mob in high school. She doesn't look
Speaker 1: like like. I don't think that. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like she doesn't like. I don't think she's going.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say I'm gonna not pick her. I mean,
Speaker 1: it goes against everything. I don't think she's it. I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. At the same time, it is like
Speaker 1: the you know what, should we look at the video
Speaker 1: again before we make our picks? You should look at
Speaker 1: during the break, let's got it during the break? What
Speaker 1: we don't look at the trailer? The trailer during like
Speaker 1: one of the things, and they like show like the
Speaker 1: top two. Well, yeah, I I tried to avoid looking
Speaker 1: at it because I figure, you know, it feels like cheating.
Speaker 1: But ABC showed us. But yeah, if they're going to
Speaker 1: show us, let's move the little thing and see who
Speaker 1: it is and see if if they literally did show
Speaker 1: us the funnel two, they'd be so shitty, shitty, Well,
Speaker 1: why would there be two women standing up on a
Speaker 1: pedestal like their hair from behind and the faith or
Speaker 1: you think they faked those shots all together. I think
Speaker 1: they did those. I think no, I think those things happened.
Speaker 1: But I feel like the faces that they showed us
Speaker 1: are not the same as the hair. Maybe they don't
Speaker 1: look at it, then maybe we just yeah, maybe don't
Speaker 1: look at it because they might have manipulated it, but
Speaker 1: don't want to look and see if they tricked Just
Speaker 1: what if on the last night they wore wigs, it's
Speaker 1: night night. I think we can look and see and
Speaker 1: see if they tricked us because every all of our
Speaker 1: listeners will have seen it. I guess so. But some
Speaker 1: people don't look at that. So, like at the very
Speaker 1: beginning of the show, when they're like tonight on the
Speaker 1: batche where I just tune out. I like to see
Speaker 1: it because I like to see what they don't show
Speaker 1: us what they because they trick us. They always, yeah,
Speaker 1: they do that with the whole season, which I kind
Speaker 1: of I'm like, those fuckers. Okay, Tanna, all right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Rihanna or Rihanna or six years old
Speaker 1: registered nurse Gallas, Texas. I feel like she can be
Speaker 1: top three. Oh boy. She's a product of Texas, has
Speaker 1: a big personality with the cowboy boots to Matt giving
Speaker 1: a runner up right now. She loves two step. She
Speaker 1: loves the two step on horse back ride and says
Speaker 1: she never hesitates to do so something outrageous for a
Speaker 1: memory or experience. She puts you into probably a lot
Speaker 1: of danger um. She has put her career in education
Speaker 1: at the forefront of her life and now she's ready
Speaker 1: to hop back into the saddle and take a shot
Speaker 1: at finding the one. Blah blah blah. She's very family oriented,
Speaker 1: outgoing and loyal. The guy must love to travel and
Speaker 1: boin us bonus points for a guy who likes hiking
Speaker 1: as much as she does. She isn't interested in a
Speaker 1: man who wants to change her because she loves who
Speaker 1: she is and when she whatever. So. Rihanna loves to
Speaker 1: watch naked and Afraid. She hates doing laundry and is
Speaker 1: very competitive when it comes to playing monopoly. So she's
Speaker 1: gonna I agree with you. She's definitely top three. She's
Speaker 1: up there, all right, I think Rihanna's top three. All right, Gareth,
Speaker 1: you're up, my friend. Okay, it's time for Sally and
Speaker 1: I'm not vamping because I can't find her. Look at
Speaker 1: her jaw oure villain, villain. She's gonna make it. She's
Speaker 1: a villain. The women are gonna hate her. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'll like John Sally Wow. And her profession this is
Speaker 1: previously engaged, dud. She's from Charlottesville. Previously engaged because I
Speaker 1: think because that's going to be a thing. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like he's gonna like he's gonna freak
Speaker 1: out when he hears that. Before showing far, I think
Speaker 1: she's going far. She is twenty six, previously engaged. But
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but just to get this parenthetical out of
Speaker 1: the way. According to ABC, but she's also a spine
Speaker 1: surgery robot operator per her bio, which seems like a BFD. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she did they put previously engaged and that spine
Speaker 1: surgery robot operators. Her job is that she's been previously engaged.
Speaker 1: Her passion is spinal really hard to do. It's not
Speaker 1: that hard. I've done a bunch of Sally is a
Speaker 1: real life Meredith Gray looking for her McDreamy. She has
Speaker 1: a spine surgery robot operator who keeps a tight circle
Speaker 1: of friends that she likes to have dinner and drinks with,
Speaker 1: but is a career focus girl who is usually in
Speaker 1: bed by eleven pm. She's going to win. She describes
Speaker 1: herself as religious, family or in it an adventurous and
Speaker 1: she says she wants a man who is loyal, fun
Speaker 1: and willing to give her lots of attention because why
Speaker 1: like she loves it. She says that when it comes
Speaker 1: to relationships, she's incredibly supportive and loves to make her
Speaker 1: man feel appreciated and wanted. She hates cotton balls. She
Speaker 1: literally cannot be near them. There her humpback whale. She
Speaker 1: likes to look at them from like a closet. Sally
Speaker 1: is obsessed with hot tubs and she wants to own
Speaker 1: a clothing store all day. O good, She's that is
Speaker 1: a winner. That's a winning bachelor at bio like that.
Speaker 1: She is a winner right there. Hot tubs, hot tubs,
Speaker 1: cotton fear. She's been engaged, so she's up for the
Speaker 1: you know, she's she can be engaged. It's something that
Speaker 1: she can do. She's comfortable accepting jewelry, like saying I
Speaker 1: will marry you. She's gone through all of that before
Speaker 1: and sometimes you know, you need somebody to practice, then
Speaker 1: make the hose. Yeah, I feel like beats her face
Speaker 1: with a hose. I think she might win. Really, she
Speaker 1: feels like I put her down. I already wrote her
Speaker 1: down as a winner. I might change her mind, but
Speaker 1: I got really excited. I felt like villain. I feel
Speaker 1: like villain. Yes, she's not going anywhere. I feel like
Speaker 1: she's crossed her out already already. You guys already talked
Speaker 1: me out of it. Why villain. I'm thinking about that
Speaker 1: picture again and the volume of her hair and that
Speaker 1: picture and this picture are so wildly different. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: she's up to something. Why do you think, Villa? Look
Speaker 1: at that? Look at her. Some other girls are gonna
Speaker 1: hate her. There are going to hate her. But like,
Speaker 1: but like, that doesn't mean she's going to be evil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's just gonna come in be like I'm more' more
Speaker 1: beautiful than all of you, I'm smarter than all of you.
Speaker 1: You can do. She's gonna have a real big head,
Speaker 1: I think. And I was previously engaged, and yeah, gonna
Speaker 1: do Samantha. We're gonna take a quick break and during
Speaker 1: our break, we're gonna watch some of the trailer at
Speaker 1: the very end. We're gonna fast. Pause. Yeah, we've all
Speaker 1: the way around and then we start. All right, So
Speaker 1: this is Samantha. Yeah, Samantha is twenty six. She's an
Speaker 1: off A patiental therapist from San Diego. She's an outgoing,
Speaker 1: outgoing go getter who always has a glass half full attitude.
Speaker 1: She loves brunching, going to E d M festivals. Okay,
Speaker 1: dog will enjoying a glass of white ginger. Ginger never win,
Speaker 1: And I say that as a ginger. She's super cute though.
Speaker 1: Look he's adorable. See the other picture. She's a doorable photo. Okay, oh,
Speaker 1: look at that different different, She's better, She's actually better
Speaker 1: when ABC has made her up. Her career is important,
Speaker 1: but having a family is her biggest desire. She's ready
Speaker 1: to find a man with whom to grow a family. Um.
Speaker 1: She her dream man must be able to clean up
Speaker 1: after himself, because Samitha wants a partner and not someone
Speaker 1: she has to take care of. She occasionally likes to
Speaker 1: play black jack. She has gone skydiving twelve times, and
Speaker 1: dog sanctuary one day. This might be drunk on the
Speaker 1: first night. Oh, I like that. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: weird fun fact to be like occasionally do something that's
Speaker 1: such a weird thing. It means like I got a problem.
Speaker 1: Once in a while, I go dabble it sometimes. Baby,
Speaker 1: It's like ben Affleck. Once in a while, I spent
Speaker 1: four days straight at the bicycle casino. Get like a
Speaker 1: back tattoo. That that other photo is what really? Let
Speaker 1: me see the real life photo. I mean that really?
Speaker 1: Can you show Gareth? Yeah, I love it. It's really
Speaker 1: that is a person who occasionally plays black jack for
Speaker 1: three days. He's not gonna pick her. She's not gonna
Speaker 1: be but like this gal, this gal, because it was
Speaker 1: like my prettiest picture here. Oh yeah, no, she looks
Speaker 1: so like innocent there. No, she's not. The other one
Speaker 1: is the real deal. The other one is self styled.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do a little recon and then we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but things are getting so
Speaker 1: hot in here. I think I gotta take break. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: we're back. It appears that we think they've Frankin edited it.
Speaker 1: We think that they have cut like when he's saying
Speaker 1: like I'm in love with you, that they could have
Speaker 1: then pulled an edit of somebody else that he's talking to.
Speaker 1: We think it's a Frankin edit. So that's I'm going
Speaker 1: to just go with my gun. I mean, she's a
Speaker 1: good choice for top three. Samantha. No, the woman he
Speaker 1: says it to in the way they cut it together,
Speaker 1: but he could be saying that to anybody. They don't
Speaker 1: show a two shot of them together. They just show
Speaker 1: cutting to her face after he says that. All right,
Speaker 1: are you guys ready to take it home? Here we go.
Speaker 1: We have Sarah. She's a twenty three year old wealth
Speaker 1: management advisor from New York City. Is our first one
Speaker 1: from New York. I think she might be young. She is,
Speaker 1: but she has gone through more in life than the
Speaker 1: average girl her age. When she is not, she's really cute.
Speaker 1: She's so cute when she's not killing it on Wall Street.
Speaker 1: She loves spending time with her family, taking tips, trips
Speaker 1: to the spot, and growing the nonprofit she started, which
Speaker 1: aims to support adopted children. Um let's see her perfect
Speaker 1: man is respectful, easy going, and spontaneous. Um let's see
Speaker 1: fun facts. Nothing makes Sarah happier than cute tiny dogs.
Speaker 1: She gets frustrated by slow walking. I relate so hard
Speaker 1: to me. I know I can't Eiven. I know, I
Speaker 1: know me too, I have a hard time with slow walkers.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. And she thinks that Wonder Woman
Speaker 1: is a badass. I mean, she's so cute, so young,
Speaker 1: she's so young, he wonder woman. Yeah, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: for sure. She's gonna be with fan ofs Yeah. Wait
Speaker 1: quite question. Um, so the person after Sarah is Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go pulling it up. You don't know if
Speaker 1: they you know, if there's a little lift there at
Speaker 1: the end, like Serena, Okay, look she's cute, a look
Speaker 1: at her, she's really cute. Yeah. So she is an
Speaker 1: elementary school teacher, shades of our Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 1: So she's probably you know, she's probably gotta She's not
Speaker 1: going to be our villain or our Craig Craig or
Speaker 1: are drunk on the first night. Yeah, but she's not
Speaker 1: making a difference in her students lives. She loves to
Speaker 1: spend time relaxing with close friends or planning our next
Speaker 1: big adventure. Serene has a huge heart and a lot
Speaker 1: of love to give, So we can't wait to see
Speaker 1: if she finds our bachelor a worthy recipient. Um. Oh,
Speaker 1: she loves theater, but only if it's a musical. So
Speaker 1: don't say you love theater, you love musicals. That's right,
Speaker 1: you know, there's no reason to theater into and then
Speaker 1: and then crush it, crush it soul like that, because
Speaker 1: guess what do does love theater? I love it all,
Speaker 1: you know, I say I prefer musicals, but I love theater,
Speaker 1: and then go but only musicals A great I also
Speaker 1: prefer musicals, but I enjoy theater. Yeah, I love I
Speaker 1: love straight place too. Yeah. She is seriously freaked out
Speaker 1: by guinea pigs. Why they're so cute? I think she
Speaker 1: means people that are willing to be experimented and then yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, this is really hard. You read he read ahead.
Speaker 1: She has a cat, and we know which Leonardo it's
Speaker 1: named after, because it's called Leonardo Dicat Prio to season.
Speaker 1: There's two Fuck. She's not gonna with that cat. She
Speaker 1: just got cut her. She seems nice, though, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give her a third place. I also only like theater,
Speaker 1: but only if it's a musical. Agreed. Um okay, uh oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's pretty she's like an Olsen twin. Like she's like
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Olsen's twin. Recruiter. She's a recruiter from Sycamore, Ohio.
Speaker 1: She's like, come to Sycamore, everybody, I'm a recruiter. She's
Speaker 1: a small town girl with a huge personality. Huge is
Speaker 1: an all cap. She describes herself as faithful, patient, and
Speaker 1: lovable and so here to find a man who can
Speaker 1: keep up with all her, keep up with her in
Speaker 1: all facets of life. Um. She values her independence, so
Speaker 1: while she wants to build a life of someone, she
Speaker 1: also wants someone who encouraged her to achieve the goal
Speaker 1: she's set for herself. Like you didn't like huge, because
Speaker 1: I did like the huge capital. I see that. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a red above all. She wants to
Speaker 1: be able to be herself the man who will honor
Speaker 1: and cherish her for the gym that she is honor
Speaker 1: and cherish. Okay, fun fact loves Christmas so much that
Speaker 1: she keeps her tree up all year round. I love Christmas.
Speaker 1: When I take it down, you got to take it down.
Speaker 1: She is obsessed with zoos. That's also she could be crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Cray is not interested in dating a
Speaker 1: man who performs magic. She doesn't like magicians. I am
Speaker 1: not either. Why do you have to bring it up.
Speaker 1: I'm so many professions. I'm sure she won't date. I
Speaker 1: do not want to date a magician either. They're creepy
Speaker 1: and horny in a bad way. Not even if I
Speaker 1: don't want to date a magician, if the right one
Speaker 1: came along, yeah, if a sneaky enough magician. What if
Speaker 1: a magician didn't tell you he was a magician? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be terrible. She could be a villain or
Speaker 1: a drunk. She could be drilling Crayer. She's either Crayer villain.
Speaker 1: That's okay. If you fall in love with a man
Speaker 1: and you don't know he likes magic, and then he
Speaker 1: pulls when he proposes, he pulls the ring up from
Speaker 1: behind your ear, and then you're ultimate? Will you say yes? No?
Speaker 1: I won't. I will say, oh my god, how did you?
Speaker 1: How did I? How have I not known what I'm
Speaker 1: sleeping with a magician? You bamboozle me. I have something
Speaker 1: for you that I accidentally opened, because even though it
Speaker 1: is Gareth on it with our names are very close,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know that it wasn't for me. It's
Speaker 1: from Jessica. It was in her car. What is it? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's to the joint? I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: You want me to open it up here? Opened I did,
Speaker 1: I didn't look inside. I was like, well maybe, because
Speaker 1: then I saw her text. I was like, I love
Speaker 1: something for you, for Garett that I thought, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: why it's yeah exclamation point. She tried to be clear,
Speaker 1: but I get it. Oh it's your pipe ape. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't even know if that is mine.
Speaker 1: But she's like, I found it in my car, it's
Speaker 1: probably yours. Do you want it? And I said yes,
Speaker 1: so yes, that's where my life is at. Hair cover used,
Speaker 1: maybe i'll handle the pandemic. How give me the risk
Speaker 1: it it's you're the only one not here because you're
Speaker 1: worrying about here, because I get how it works. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll be safe if I stay home and get a vappen.
Speaker 1: The eight People of Touch said, yeah, guy, are you
Speaker 1: guys are listening to the CDC? Yeah, I've literally chase
Speaker 1: you dare clean it. I want the hair. I'll know
Speaker 1: if hair is missing. Alright, alright, yes, so Sierra's next.
Speaker 1: She's twenty six, a recruiting coordinator from Dallas, Texas. So
Speaker 1: she's real cute. She's bold and a beautiful firecracker of
Speaker 1: a woman. Loves traveling, yoga, dressing to impress, working towards
Speaker 1: achieving her goals. Okay, she says that everything she does
Speaker 1: has deep thought and purpose. And then it says, so,
Speaker 1: then one, why come to the bachelor? Okay, they're just
Speaker 1: roasting themselves. Sierra is ready for marriage and she wants
Speaker 1: it soon. She wants a man who's culture direct and
Speaker 1: just as ambitious as she is. She says, please be clean,
Speaker 1: because Sierra has no time for anyone with bad hygiene.
Speaker 1: She's done wasting her time. Ready to jump, blah blah
Speaker 1: blah um. Sierra loves scavenger haunts. Sure did she love
Speaker 1: hair covered? She don't want anyone with bad hygiene. It
Speaker 1: was in an on below. Her favorite flowers a black rose,
Speaker 1: and she cannot eat enough Korean food, especially kim chi
Speaker 1: and rice. All right, great, that's it, all right. Next
Speaker 1: up we have Gareth, the final three. We're beating the boat.
Speaker 1: This is Susie, right, I like to pronounce it Susie
Speaker 1: Wedding videographer from Virginia Beach, Virginia. Susie is a beauty
Speaker 1: queen with a passion for adventure, whether it's moving to Japan,
Speaker 1: whether it's moving to Japan to experience a new culture,
Speaker 1: or winning this Virginia by the way, but that's also
Speaker 1: just like what a weird way of framing, Like I'll
Speaker 1: do anything, whether it's moving to Japan or winning a paget. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: Susie loves to defy expectations and is looking for a
Speaker 1: man who will keep life interest. You might be a
Speaker 1: villain by that humble brag like I'll do anything else
Speaker 1: sky dive I will, like I'll eat crazy foods, I'll
Speaker 1: win a beauty pageant like that, I'll do anything. I
Speaker 1: love hiking and winning beauty paget, And she could be
Speaker 1: a villain. Um what Susie fights. Sexy is a thoughtful
Speaker 1: man who prioritizes quality time and creating shared experiences with Susie.
Speaker 1: Loyalty is the bottom line, and she needs someone she
Speaker 1: can trust to her core. Above all, she wants someone
Speaker 1: who will always be their support and courage your dreams,
Speaker 1: no matter where those dreams take her. Maybe japanam Susie
Speaker 1: would love to be a documentary filmmaker one day, but
Speaker 1: you know how easy those are. And Susie hates haunted houses.
Speaker 1: And she's a jiu jitsu champion. That seems like she
Speaker 1: could take care of herself in a haunted house though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did we see her picture, Katie? She looks good in
Speaker 1: her phone. Very cute, very cute. I will say, there's
Speaker 1: three women from Virginia Beach, Virginia, and I think there's
Speaker 1: potentially going to be drama. She takes videos of your
Speaker 1: wedding and then she steals your husband, just like I
Speaker 1: because remember when we have Victoria f wasn't she Virginia
Speaker 1: Beach Husbands or whatever? Okay, great, I think that Susie
Speaker 1: could be a villain and she could also go far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's my new winner. Yeah, I think she's I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that she might be a villain, but go far.
Speaker 1: I think she could be a villain who goes far. Okay,
Speaker 1: Final two, you're up, miss Katie. This is Teddy and
Speaker 1: this is her photo from here because it's very cute.
Speaker 1: She's very cute. She is twenty four. She's a surgical
Speaker 1: unit nurse from Highland to California. I believe that's out
Speaker 1: by saying Bernardino. Um, she is in the Hollywood ocean,
Speaker 1: has a catch. She's beautiful, smart, total, helpless romantic who's
Speaker 1: ready to find her soul's counterpart. It's a weird way
Speaker 1: to say sultmate. Um. She grew up in a strict
Speaker 1: Christian household, but she lives by her own names and
Speaker 1: has no interest in suddening just to settle. She is
Speaker 1: all about that instant connection and won't and it's looking
Speaker 1: for someone who won't be intimidated when she has hard
Speaker 1: hitting questions on the first date. Um. She wants a
Speaker 1: man who can have fun with her and won't be
Speaker 1: afraid to join her for a late night skinny diffing.
Speaker 1: What is what all these? They are gonna have to
Speaker 1: wash her hair afterwards? Teddy could eat pasta for every meal.
Speaker 1: Growing up, Teddy was terrified of ladybugs, and Teddy loves
Speaker 1: Massasga's Okay. I don't think Teddy's going to be a
Speaker 1: villain or the winner, but I like Teddy. I like
Speaker 1: her all right. Oh I'm the last one. Tessa. Here
Speaker 1: we go, We're gonna land the blame. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Tessa She's a twenty six year old human resources specialist
Speaker 1: from Stamford, Connecticut. She's such a ro man tick that
Speaker 1: she's often accused of being cinematic, so that means she
Speaker 1: could be a little She could be. She loves grand
Speaker 1: romantic gesture. Um. When when she asked about how she
Speaker 1: feels about love, she says, there's definitely a moment to
Speaker 1: be extra and romance is capital letters at. She loves
Speaker 1: going to concerts, um dancing through the night until the
Speaker 1: sun comes up. But a dive barum um, let's see. Uh,
Speaker 1: she fun facts, she loves to bowl. Stevie Nicks is
Speaker 1: her bohemian icon, and she has a fear Doug. This
Speaker 1: is for you of red fruits, apples, raisins. Yeah, buts
Speaker 1: she hates red fruits. That's Tessa. I mean she could
Speaker 1: be sort of a pain in the booty if she's
Speaker 1: they're saying she's a drama queen, but um, those are
Speaker 1: our gals. Guys. All right, we're gonna pause this, everybody take.
Speaker 1: We're gonna I'm gonna play a song in here that
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut this all out o ye title and
Speaker 1: we're back. For those of you playing at home, I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed playing living it up by job rule.
Speaker 1: That's what we do it too. All right, you guys,
Speaker 1: who wants to go first? Who wants to go? I'll
Speaker 1: go first? All right? First up? I've picked previously engaged
Speaker 1: Sally as my number one. Number two, I picked Gabby
Speaker 1: the icy you nurse. Number three. I picked Susie the
Speaker 1: Wedding the Miss Virginia mine too. I feel like pageant girl,
Speaker 1: like the villain. I did Hunter because you know Hunter
Speaker 1: number two Cray, I did Hayley m drunk, I did
Speaker 1: Cheney and the Bachelorette. I did Eliza who gripped in Berlin.
Speaker 1: Those are that's my Those are my who wants to
Speaker 1: go up neck dr Banana. I feel that you're confident. Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll see. Okay, my top three I think Lindsay d
Speaker 1: will win it all and then runner up will be Rihanna,
Speaker 1: and then Gabby was the third. I had Rihanna and
Speaker 1: I removed her. Okay, great. My villain is Sally, Okay.
Speaker 1: My back ship Cray is hey REALI yeah, I also
Speaker 1: have Haley my drunk slash ass make an ass with
Speaker 1: themselves as Claire. Yeah. And then my Bachelorette is also Eliza. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: oh spray Tan. Oh yeah, you're right. I'm gonna change
Speaker 1: my drunk to Claire. I'm gonna change my drug to
Speaker 1: Claire because the spray tan the odor. She's got nothing
Speaker 1: to lose. Okay, Doug, I think the bachelorette next batchelor
Speaker 1: it will be one of those two women that are
Speaker 1: in that triangle with him, because they'll be there will
Speaker 1: be such drama there that she'd be a good one
Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, we get season since since that
Speaker 1: dog did that to her and though the show was
Speaker 1: set up for that. Mar So you met, your number
Speaker 1: two or three might be the max Bachelorette. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's a theory that I have that I also
Speaker 1: not applying to my choices. Okay, I generally the number
Speaker 1: three used to be the pick. Yeah, I went for
Speaker 1: the winner, the whole thing. I went with this Susie
Speaker 1: because she just you know, I think by winner, I
Speaker 1: mean she's going to go the distance and then they're
Speaker 1: not going to even get engaged. Runner up would be Rihanna,
Speaker 1: and my number three is Serena and my villain is
Speaker 1: Hunter and my crazies, you're crazy Haley from Orlando, and
Speaker 1: then drunk. On night one, I'm going or an ass
Speaker 1: on night one, I'm going at Ivanna, and then next Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: I'm going with the winner Susie because I think they'll go, hey,
Speaker 1: let's give her the next Okay that I love that?
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, Okay, yeah, this is Rob here. I'm
Speaker 1: picking also picking Susie as the winner. I'm picking Serene
Speaker 1: as my second school teacher teacher, and then this is
Speaker 1: a wild car, but I'm going Jill as my third
Speaker 1: architectural historian Clayton. Would you know part of my reason
Speaker 1: is when we watched that preview, I saw her face.
Speaker 1: I swear I saw her face, so she's gonna go okay,
Speaker 1: but it could have been a different girl with a
Speaker 1: long face like um. Also something for our architectural historians.
Speaker 1: Um is my villain. I have Hunter as my Craikery,
Speaker 1: I have Haley as my drunk. I have had and
Speaker 1: I switched to Claire Um as my bachelor. I had
Speaker 1: Teddy because I just think Teddy is so cute. But
Speaker 1: then I switched it to Eliza because Eliza's from Berlin,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that's a good angle. But agreed.
Speaker 1: So that's where I wound up. Dracula Well yardon, I
Speaker 1: would say that I'm gonna have Rihanna win it all.
Speaker 1: It's gonna break Gabby's heart because she's gonna come in
Speaker 1: number two. Okay, that's my number. Genevy is not gonna
Speaker 1: take it great either, because he's met her family and
Speaker 1: she's number three. Okay, she's the bartender. I think my
Speaker 1: crazy is say, uh, my villain will be Molina because
Speaker 1: I believe this is all a boot ruse. And then
Speaker 1: my next bachelor will be Marlena, and who's going to
Speaker 1: be like a drunk? Oh, and my drunk will be uh.
Speaker 1: I'm very torn, but I'm landing on Hunter. I think
Speaker 1: she's gonna not handle the environment properly, and a Disney
Speaker 1: person in an environment like this alcohol will be there.
Speaker 1: I love to do it all right, rounding it out,
Speaker 1: landing the plane for us. Katie Levine, the person who
Speaker 1: green lit all this men is on our seventh the anniversary.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right. My number one is Rachel. Okay, wait, okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta se number two is Susie. You're going with
Speaker 1: what you thought you saw. But also I just kind
Speaker 1: of thought. Maybe her bio fit. She seems like cute,
Speaker 1: kind of like unassuming. Okay, number two it was Susie.
Speaker 1: I think I think they like the pageant queens from
Speaker 1: the Canada, you know, South or whatever. Regina knnisis South.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, um. I also really like Teddy. She's my
Speaker 1: wild card there. I think she's the number three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like Teddy two nice, She's really cute. Maybe she
Speaker 1: seems cool. My villain is Haley my sorry, my craziest
Speaker 1: Haley drunk as hunter as well. Agree with Gareth on that.
Speaker 1: And my bachelor is I'm gonna say Gabby, which doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense because she's not on my top three, but
Speaker 1: I feel like an icy you nurse. She is really cute.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Maybe maybe they want to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, have someone with a real job. Well, you guys,
Speaker 1: we did Wow did it? We did A and Doug,
Speaker 1: you're going to be joining us tomorrow to break down
Speaker 1: the first episode. Paget and Marilyn Rice got oh, I
Speaker 1: know those ladies. Yes, we're gonna be doing it. Paget
Speaker 1: will be zooming in crime and I know this is
Speaker 1: gonna be She's been taking COVID real seriously, Um, you guys,
Speaker 1: this is so excited. I feel like I really have
Speaker 1: a good handle on the season as we start. Um,
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Speaker 1: And guys, Doug, what would you like to promote? Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna go to San Francisco and do
Speaker 1: two shows at the Punchline the night of the weekend
Speaker 1: we were supposed to be there, Okay, January fifteenth, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a couple of stand up shows and uh,
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm mnna go to San Francisco anyway. That
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Speaker 1: what would you like to promote my friend? You can
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Speaker 1: to come here. We're Anna and I are wrapping up
Speaker 1: our Patreon. We're wrapping up Bachelor in Paradise, Canada. We
Speaker 1: have a couple of fun episodes. We're gonna talk to
Speaker 1: Alex who was on Bachelor in Caraenda. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: an episode with him. We're gonna be when it starts
Speaker 1: doing Summer House. We're gonna do an fan episode. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be an episode with Bachelor historian Laurie, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna do so you guys don't have your computers infected,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a Summer House which you can watch
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Speaker 1: then after that, when MK is back, we're going to
Speaker 1: do Bachelorette Australia with the first bisexual bachelorette and men
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Speaker 1: So those are all coming up for us on our patreon.
Speaker 1: Um what would you like to promote? Katie? I am
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Speaker 1: what would you like to promote Tanna? I'm just at
Speaker 1: Anna hosting and yeah, tweet at the tweeted the weeks
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Speaker 1: be We'll be back in our schedule tomorrow. Hopefully this
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Speaker 1: mask is falling, and I feel like I could see
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