WEBVTT - The Scammer of All Trades with Lamorne Morris (Fraud Friday)

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<v Speaker 1>Scam Come Rabby and from Scam come.

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<v Speaker 2>Robby and Froe Scam Goddess, what's pop and Congregation, We're

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<v Speaker 2>back for another installment of Scam Goddess. It's me your host,

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<v Speaker 2>Lacy Mostly aka Scam Goddess, and I say it with me. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I am so excited for today's guest, but I really am. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He is quite the magical negro. You can listen to

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<v Speaker 2>his comedy album that's out right now called The Low

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<v Speaker 2>Morning After Pill. You know him and love him from

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<v Speaker 2>the New Girl and many many projects. Guys, we have

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<v Speaker 2>lemar and Morris.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Dance there? When I called you a magical negro?

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<v Speaker 3>I did because magical negros need to dance, people. That's

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<v Speaker 3>the thing about magical negroes. We we oftentimes dance like

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<v Speaker 3>most negroes. Is that a stereotype or is.

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<v Speaker 2>That just that I'm trying to reclaim it? Because magical

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<v Speaker 2>negro is just like the negro in every White people

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<v Speaker 2>movie that's like go get your man, or like drives

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<v Speaker 2>you to the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>Drive.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't trying to be shady.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you something. I'm a magical negro who

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<v Speaker 3>would just pay for a n Uber. I will get

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<v Speaker 3>you an Uber as a friend, you know what I mean? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's me doing my part.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it bad that I beget my mama ubers from

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<v Speaker 2>the airport? I get her Uber black like the suv,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't go pick her up.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all, Not at all. That's because it's luxury.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you drive a suburban?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? Do I drive an suv?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 2>You just asked you don't know what car I drive?

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<v Speaker 3>You just the asshole because you have a luxurious car.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the car I have. Now, I definitely picked my

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<v Speaker 3>mom up for the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so you weren't doing it because you didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>your car. I'm not doing it because I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to l a X. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on now, listen. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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<v Speaker 3>You get to sit in traffic for your mom back here,

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<v Speaker 3>up and down the four oh five. She can nag

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<v Speaker 3>you when she gets to your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm playing exactly, and go through my ship and

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<v Speaker 2>go through my sh She doesn't even stay at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>She always stays at a hotel because she's bougie. But

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to come to my house and go through

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<v Speaker 2>my ship and then go to a hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the sole reason. Yes, you know what'd be funny

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<v Speaker 3>like if you just like as any any guy that

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<v Speaker 3>you're dating, will just really like buddy buddy up to

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<v Speaker 3>your mom and then go listen, go through her phone

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<v Speaker 3>for me. You used to going through her ship, like

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<v Speaker 3>who was she texting last night?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go through what?

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<v Speaker 3>I just because I'm a detective. Oh, by any means.

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<v Speaker 2>Necessary, Well, then you're perfect for this show. You're absolutely perfect. No,

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<v Speaker 2>my mom knows I can't drive. This podcast knows I

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<v Speaker 2>can't drive. I didn't have to test for a driver's license,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone is very well aware of that. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>scammed my way. I never took a driver's test at

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<v Speaker 2>the DMV. I went to driving Daryl's house. Listen, Daryl

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up with the license though it's wipes.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to driving school and then they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember driving school. My instructor was like, okay, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to practice more. But my parents are very

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<v Speaker 2>self involved, so they weren't letting me drive their cars.

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<v Speaker 2>And they drive luxury cars too, so they're like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not practicing at our Mercedes. I once ran over a

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<v Speaker 2>fence with it, so I understand, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Gosh, talk about privilege. It's black privilege is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It is crazy black privilege because I ran over my

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor's fence because my mom asked me to pull the

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<v Speaker 2>car in and I hit reverse and they paid for

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<v Speaker 2>their own fence. They were like, it's fine, we were

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<v Speaker 2>getting a new fence.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, It's Tyler Perry's house. Who cares. He's rich? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Growing up, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Freaking wish my neighbor was Tyler Perry. All my neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>were white. Yes, I led to much harassment. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I called you a magic No.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying you you might be the magicalist negro

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<v Speaker 3>of them all.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be every day. But it will not

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<v Speaker 2>involve me driving anyone to the airport. We can get

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<v Speaker 2>into it what's hot and fraud. So this is where

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<v Speaker 2>Lamar and I are going to talk about. What's popping

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<v Speaker 2>in these streets is what scams are out there. We

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<v Speaker 2>want to keep you safe from scams unless they're my scams,

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<v Speaker 2>which you have willingly agreed to participate in. If you

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<v Speaker 2>own an iPhone, especially because I know you didn't read

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<v Speaker 2>that contract that you accepted. You don't know what it says.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a clue. I have no idea what the

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<v Speaker 3>show is about. I'm I mean for a journey. This

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna be fun. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's gonna be fun because I'm here. So, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously we've been amissed a pandemic and the scammers, just

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<v Speaker 2>like Miss Roona, they don't sleep. Okay, they're out here

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<v Speaker 2>just like the virus, and they're spreading and you need

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<v Speaker 2>to be aware. Apparently coronavirus scams have cost Americans thirty

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<v Speaker 2>nine million dollars so far. Wow, mind you we've been

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<v Speaker 2>in the pandemic for like three months. That's like ten

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<v Speaker 2>million a month, so Americans. Yeah, okay, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do mad too, I said, oh you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>you see, I am gonna call yougal negro.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for letting me go ahead on my podcast

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<v Speaker 2>one morning. Thank you so much for telling me I

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<v Speaker 2>can talk. Ookay, see the patriarchy that's why we don't

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<v Speaker 2>be having men on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yes, get nice and strong nearly fifty thousand Americans

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<v Speaker 2>have already filed complaints this year with the Federal Trade

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<v Speaker 2>Commission over fraud related to COVID nineteen. So let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>get into what these frauds are. So one of the

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<v Speaker 2>big popular things that's going around is people sending text messages, which, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I've told you the government ain't gonna text you. You

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<v Speaker 2>ain't gonna get a U up from Uncle Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is it like one of those oh wait, people

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<v Speaker 3>are getting scammed through like like click this link in

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<v Speaker 3>the text type of deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So, basically there's a robot robotech scam that sends

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<v Speaker 2>out text that's from the Eternal Revenue Service purportedly, and

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<v Speaker 2>they ask for confirmation information for a stimulus payment through

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<v Speaker 2>a link. So if you click on it, the link

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<v Speaker 2>takes you to a realistic IRS web page where you're

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<v Speaker 2>prompted to provide your name, contact information, and social Security number.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you've entered your personal information, you're then redirected to

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<v Speaker 2>the real IRS website to make the scam look less suspicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I know, right, I know stimulus checks are

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<v Speaker 2>going out. I know a lot of you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>probably on unemployment or will continue to be on unemployment

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<v Speaker 2>well throughout this period of time. So like, if you

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<v Speaker 2>get a text message from the government, it's not real.

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<v Speaker 3>What do they call it? One more time?

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<v Speaker 2>The goverment?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, tell you something. If the government call you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a scam the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember at Nelly video with Kelly Rowland where

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<v Speaker 2>she was texting in the Exhale Expressie, that's who's texting y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's who's texting Y'all's Kelly Roland in the expels like

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<v Speaker 2>it's excel spress.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Does not text you. They don't. They're not like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>did you pay your taxes? This uncle Sam, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>hit you up.

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<v Speaker 3>This is your uncle Sam. This is your uncle. Pick

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<v Speaker 3>up the phone. That's your uncle, right.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought it was uncle Sam, but it was your

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<v Speaker 2>uncle Sam. So guys, please, I'm begging you. If you

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<v Speaker 2>get a text from the government, ignore it, report it,

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<v Speaker 2>keep yourself saved. Another way that they're doing it is robocalls.

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<v Speaker 2>Robo calls are a huge area for scammers right now.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the most common ones that's popping up is

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<v Speaker 2>for fake refunds related to coronavirus. The key to this

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<v Speaker 2>scheme is that scammers never mentioned what the refund is

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<v Speaker 2>exactly for. With many companies from car insurance providers to

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<v Speaker 2>utilities offering refunds and discounts right now, it's easy for

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<v Speaker 2>customers to assume something like that, which I'm getting a

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<v Speaker 2>refund from All State every month. They're refunding half of

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<v Speaker 2>my insurance. My premium is high because they know a

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<v Speaker 2>bitch can't drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, so why wait, why are you getting refunds again?

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<v Speaker 2>Because no one's really driving right now. So insurance companies, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, la more. That's just telling me that

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<v Speaker 2>you've gotten too rich because now you don't even know

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<v Speaker 2>how much you're paying in insurance this month?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you why know how much? I'm well, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like go into my account with.

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<v Speaker 2>Like do you know this much?

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll go no, I don't like put pull the

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<v Speaker 3>money out. I don't go to the bank every month

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<v Speaker 3>ago I have to pay my insurance. Can you hand

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<v Speaker 3>me just enough cash from set account so I can

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<v Speaker 3>then walk to the insurance company and then stick it

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<v Speaker 3>in the slot and then wait and see No fool

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<v Speaker 3>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Automatic pay or stuff like. You know, I have a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Manager saying, look, you don't have to be rich to

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<v Speaker 2>be on direc deposit. I'm just saying a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>us don't know. I didn't know. I went to the

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<v Speaker 2>ATT store and got a new phone and they were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>how's your service, like your you know service from my

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<v Speaker 2>apartment like the cable and Wi Fi. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It seems pretty bad. And they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>how much do you pay? And I was like, m oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a money right. That's the question. That's the real

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<v Speaker 2>black people question right there. How much you paying? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I should be paying.

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<v Speaker 3>What you paying exactly exactly. Yeah, No, I definitely don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. I know what my insurance is, I know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I know how much, but I didn't because of I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know that we were getting uh we get discounts

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<v Speaker 3>because you can't go nowhere, because what happens if you

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<v Speaker 3>just decide I do need to go to the grocery

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<v Speaker 3>store and bam, you hit somebody like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Changed insurances crowdfund All insurances is GoFundMe for accidents and

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<v Speaker 2>also just a scam for rich people. So all we

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<v Speaker 2>do is pay to hope that we're not in an accident.

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<v Speaker 2>So everybody's paying unless people are driving. So it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>But of course, like I feel like if I asked

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<v Speaker 2>one more and like who his insurance provider would be,

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<v Speaker 2>he'd be like the black man from TV.

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<v Speaker 3>The de Voice, real sexual, Like I think my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>The president of twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I know my insurance companies areful. I have a few.

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<v Speaker 2>My insurance company the nigga in the red polo in

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<v Speaker 2>the case Jake, I think his name is Drake.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, Jake, light skin dude, real nice size.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you've been seeing Jay. So to wrap this up,

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<v Speaker 2>the robo call will call you and be like, we

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<v Speaker 2>can't provide this service due to COVID nineteen. You've been

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<v Speaker 2>charged three hundred and ninety nine dollars. This is what

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<v Speaker 2>the FTC said, is like the common amount that they're saying,

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<v Speaker 2>press one to claim a refund, and then when you

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<v Speaker 2>press one to claim a refund, they'll ask you for

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<v Speaker 2>your credit card information or banking information so that they

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<v Speaker 2>can deposit said refund. I'm doing air quotations. They're stealing

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<v Speaker 2>your money. So guys, if you get a phone call

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<v Speaker 2>like ALSA gave me my money back and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't. They didn't call me and were like, hey, sis,

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to run you coins. They were like, we

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<v Speaker 2>put some shit back, bitch. We don't want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>It either way. Either. Phrasing sounds like a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>It's church is a scam.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so so you call.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, Yeah, they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They should call you first. Well, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 3>falls for this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people, elderly people, people who are desperate.

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<v Speaker 2>We talk about that on our show all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>the despo meter. If you're really like you have to

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<v Speaker 2>constantly evaluate how desperate you are for something before you

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<v Speaker 2>do that thing, which works in many aspects of life.

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<v Speaker 2>So like if you're about to go on a tender

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<v Speaker 2>date or a bumble date and you know it's quarantine

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<v Speaker 2>and it's been a minute since you got some maybe

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<v Speaker 2>think about think about your desperation before you go on

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<v Speaker 2>the date.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to be out here, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And that goes for financial stuff too. If it seems

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<v Speaker 2>too good to be true, it usually is give it

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<v Speaker 2>a quick google. That'll save you some time and some money.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, people not just calling you giving you

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<v Speaker 2>money and the government is not gonna text you girl. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>This actually happened to me. I had a census survey,

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<v Speaker 2>which was supposed to be the twenty twenty censues. This

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<v Speaker 2>happened two weeks ago. This woman called me and just

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<v Speaker 2>started asking me an onslot of questions, and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was the real sensus because I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is great, I don't have to go online. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they just moved it, you know, because they come to

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<v Speaker 2>your door. So I was like, maybe they're just calling

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<v Speaker 2>niggas now. And then I talked to her and she

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<v Speaker 2>was going through this laundry list of stuff. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have precondition like pre existing conditions? I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I was like, I'm healthy. The only thing

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<v Speaker 2>I have is asthma. And they were like, okay, how

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<v Speaker 2>about diabetes? And I was like, okay, now you're asking

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<v Speaker 2>too many questions, Like I felt.

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<v Speaker 3>Like she was in jail. What what do you What

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<v Speaker 3>are you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite number? And the first pet you ever had?

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<v Speaker 3>Just the color greed? Is this the color greed? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You were definitely trying to ask me security questions. And

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<v Speaker 2>then when I hung up because I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>ain't right. She started texting me talking about she was

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<v Speaker 2>from the Sisters bureau. Then I said, no, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she said, actually I'm not. I'm from another bureau.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl. She got me two more times

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<v Speaker 2>before finally she gave up. I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to give you my information.

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<v Speaker 3>She told you to hang out. She's like, what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>All in the house? Girl, what you're watching? What's on Netflix?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to do? Is you want to do a

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<v Speaker 3>zoom get together?

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<v Speaker 2>I started doing a zoom get together with my scammer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just hang out with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you had any actual scammers come on your show?

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<v Speaker 2>Not yet, but I did. What's crazy? You asked that?

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<v Speaker 2>I did just get an email from a scammer the

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<v Speaker 2>week that I talked about called Chad Focus, Who's a

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<v Speaker 2>rapper who stole one hundred and I think he's aid

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<v Speaker 2>one point two million dollars from the job he was

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<v Speaker 2>working at in credit card fraud so that he could

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<v Speaker 2>buy billboards and fake streams for his rap album whoa Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we played his raps and they were good.

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<v Speaker 4>They were good raps, really.

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<v Speaker 2>And guys, Chad Focus emailed me and was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>love the show. Tell people to stream Chad focus good.

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<v Speaker 3>Also drive down Melrose. I got a billboard yo, that

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<v Speaker 3>is crazy. He so he scammed his and he talked

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<v Speaker 3>Wait so he got caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he got caught and he served a little jail time.

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<v Speaker 2>But he emailed me and said he was free. He

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<v Speaker 2>said he was free. Wait if I'm getting emails from jail, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm waiting the podcast. I love emails from jail. Subject

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<v Speaker 2>is someone's prison wife.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a subject line a picture of his dick.

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<v Speaker 3>That's in the subject line. I'm in jail. This isay right.

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<v Speaker 3>So he says the harassment. I'm already in jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, y'all. Can't lock me up again.

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<v Speaker 4>Double Jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not how I watched Jeopardy. That's how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>The subject of Chad's email is very funny, smiley face,

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<v Speaker 2>and he says, deba lacy salute to you and your brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Love your last episode, lo o l very cute. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta promote my billboard charting hit Dance with Me and

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<v Speaker 2>the Dance. He said, I need all the Dance with

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<v Speaker 2>Me royalties. I can get ps. I'm just out home,

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<v Speaker 2>chilling at my mansion. Would love to be a guest

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<v Speaker 2>on your show one day. Keep grinding.

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<v Speaker 3>He's chilling at.

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<v Speaker 2>He's chilling at his mansion.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, why wait? So he kept that money?

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<v Speaker 3>He said, I'll do the jail time and I ain't

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<v Speaker 3>gonna tell you why I buried the money, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Jess said, don't focus on that money.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't focus on that god killing in his mansion.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, bless him. All right, guys, on that note,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna take a quick break for some non scam advertisements.

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<v Speaker 2>Scarce God.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, everybody go get that new Chad Focus Chat Focus.

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<v Speaker 2>We're back. The last advertisement for Chad Focus came from

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<v Speaker 2>Lamar and Morris.

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<v Speaker 4>But we'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take it. We love Chad on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to picture money, It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>He's chilling in his mansion.

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<v Speaker 3>Sitting outs left and right.

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<v Speaker 2>World, what stop making fun of my boyfriend. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be Chat Focused girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, y'all engaged.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what. I don't have to be a prison wife

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<v Speaker 2>now because he free. So I got the time for

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite segment of the podcast, his story.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question I apologize. So they have mob wives,

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<v Speaker 3>they have basketball wives, housewives. Do they have prison wives?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't think so, but they should. I think

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a prison pinpal or love after lock up,

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<v Speaker 2>Love after lock Up. That's where the prison Wives is at.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I want I need to see a show,

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<v Speaker 3>a real show called prison wives. So I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta start developing right now. I can't finish the

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<v Speaker 3>podcast because this is my billion dollar.

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<v Speaker 2>Opportunity, but it truly probably is. I want. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to do that scripted show. It's gonna look. You only

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<v Speaker 2>need like three locations.

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<v Speaker 4>Prison, living room, low budget, you can produce it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt Negro.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't sorry. You're not sorry at all. Guys, We're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Lamarn is just gonna take over my podcast. And no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not sorry, but I love it. I met Lemar.

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<v Speaker 2>I've only met Lamaran one time in person. We did

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<v Speaker 2>a show at UCB and that's when I met you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you, by far are one of the funniest

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<v Speaker 3>people I have ever met in my entire life. I

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<v Speaker 3>know I know how hard I mean, I know how

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<v Speaker 3>hard improv is. You know, obviously for you. It's it's

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<v Speaker 3>really easy. And I came up doing an improv in

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<v Speaker 3>Second City in Chicago, and I just like, I I

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<v Speaker 3>how effortless you guys made it look and how and

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<v Speaker 3>you're I mean, even when you're initiating, whether you're responding,

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<v Speaker 3>whether you I was like, god, damn, she's good. So

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<v Speaker 3>congress to man.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to let lamore and keep complimenting me

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<v Speaker 2>because it's fine. But I know you guys came here

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<v Speaker 2>for other reasons, so we'll get back to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you. I didn't know you did Second City.

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<v Speaker 2>You're super funny. I never knew you did Second City.

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<v Speaker 2>That's freaking dope. Yeah, look at look at the morn

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<v Speaker 2>being a little improv nerd Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>A little dork me Sam Richardson.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's time for my favorite segment of the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>Historic Hoodwinks. And this is where I'm going to regale

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<v Speaker 2>Lamarne with a very famous caper and we're just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get his thoughts and opinions all throughout and maybe he'll

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<v Speaker 2>ask questions and maybe I'll have answers or maybe I won't. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a journalist, thank you. This podcast is a

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<v Speaker 2>scam of me not being a journalist. So today we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Frank ab bug now Agail. Wow, you knew that,

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<v Speaker 2>Rank Abnegailuh, he's a talented scam artist. Mm hmmm. Talented

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<v Speaker 2>scam artist when he was sixteen. He post is an

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<v Speaker 2>airline pilot to get free fights. Oh, because this is

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<v Speaker 2>the plot of Catch Me if you can there. I

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<v Speaker 2>swear to you guys, every episode of our show has

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<v Speaker 2>either been a movie or is being made into a

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<v Speaker 2>movie or a Netflix show. Like every episode the scammers

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<v Speaker 2>are just I'm trying to I wanted to play Anna

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<v Speaker 2>Deelvi from our first episode. She's the one who was

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<v Speaker 2>the heiress scammer in New York City who had people

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<v Speaker 2>donating to a fake club that she was building. Shonda

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<v Speaker 2>Rimes bought the rights to that story. Really, she's my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite person. She is a white woman, so technically I

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<v Speaker 2>am not. However, white women have played not white women

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<v Speaker 2>all throughout history. Can't I just right?

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<v Speaker 3>But it's changing it up a little bit. Call it

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<v Speaker 3>an artistic license.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I think it should be me?

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<v Speaker 3>But I think so too.

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<v Speaker 2>So Frank, how do you say his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Abnegail?

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<v Speaker 2>Abnegail? Thank you? Frank Abnegail? Was a talented scam artist

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<v Speaker 2>in many different ways. He was when he was sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>he posted an airline pilot to get free flights and

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<v Speaker 2>also pretended to be a doctor and a lawyer. He

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<v Speaker 2>forged tacks to frauded banks, and a handful of other

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<v Speaker 2>things before eventually pulling a one to eighty and becoming

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<v Speaker 2>a snitch aka and FBI consultant. He was eventually hired

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<v Speaker 2>by the FBI as a consultant and then started his

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<v Speaker 2>own agency, educating corporations, financial institutions, and government organizations on

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<v Speaker 2>how to detect and handle fraudulents. A portion of his

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<v Speaker 2>life was subject to the film Catch Me if you Can,

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<v Speaker 2>starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Like we just said, I love that

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<v Speaker 2>he robbed people and then was like, hey, y'all hire

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<v Speaker 2>me so that I don't rob you no more. The privilege, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't black people do this? Why can't the liquor

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<v Speaker 2>stores that people run into be like, look, hire me

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<v Speaker 2>and all yo, hannessy will be safe.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stop robbing you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go ahead, right, I mean, the mob did that.

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<v Speaker 2>The mob used to be like, hey, oh, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want us to ruin your life? Hire US, so I wish,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish more people could do it. So, Frank, Frank

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<v Speaker 2>what I can't remember it? Abneguil, thank you, Frank. Abneguil

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<v Speaker 2>Junior was born April twenty seventh and nineteen forty eight

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<v Speaker 2>in Bronxville, New York. See you from the Bronx. There's

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<v Speaker 2>this Bronxville. So that's not the Bronx, right, is the

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<v Speaker 2>Bronx Bronxville.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless unless it's Bronx for short. I had no wooh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a fun fact. If that's true. Wait up minute,

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<v Speaker 3>Google opened up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna feel hella dumb. If Bronx is short for Bronxville.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo. If it is, don't tell nobody you didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's called the Bronx. No, it's called the Bronx. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called the Bronx. Okay, we're fine. We're fine. I

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<v Speaker 2>lived in New York for a few years before I

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<v Speaker 2>left because I hated it.

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<v Speaker 3>So me too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good shout out to New Yorkers because y'all

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<v Speaker 2>got grits. My guy, it's hard enough being a black

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<v Speaker 2>every day. Then you gotta go outside a five fifty

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<v Speaker 2>eleven people on the street and five fifty eleven people

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<v Speaker 2>on the train, and you gotta go to work like that,

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<v Speaker 2>You got work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every day is a headache. Every day is a headache.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody going somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I became very agro when I lived in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>I became super agro. I went back, kicked the guy

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<v Speaker 2>down some subway stairs. I'm sorry, what a donkey kicked

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:12.920
<v Speaker 2>a man down some subway steps?

0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:14.400
<v Speaker 3>What did he do to you.

0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:18.400
<v Speaker 2>There? So there's a rule in New York where if

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 2>this is an unspoken room, and now my New York

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:23.480
<v Speaker 2>acting gonna come out, there's an unspoken room. If there's

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:26.600
<v Speaker 2>a train on the platform, then you move because people

0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 2>gotta go. So if you're coming up the stairs and

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:30.119
<v Speaker 2>you already got off the train, there's training on the platform,

0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:32.360
<v Speaker 2>you move. There's no train on the platform. I'm coming

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 2>up the stairs off the train. This white man barrels

0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 2>into me. It's mad room, it's my room. He barrels

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.560
<v Speaker 2>into me and with chest the chest, and I look

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:43.359
<v Speaker 2>at him and I say really, and he says, yeah, really,

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:46.560
<v Speaker 2>And then when he stepped behind me, donkey kicked him

0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:50.359
<v Speaker 2>down the steps and then I ran RRP.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 3>That guy what if he found out later that he died.

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:57.200
<v Speaker 2>He ain't die. How do you know he ain died?

0:25:58.320 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 2>If he died, I was probably rested.

0:26:00.760 --> 0:26:02.160
<v Speaker 3>What if you go to New York and you see

0:26:02.200 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 3>like rip t shirts, like the airbrushed denim jackets with

0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:06.040
<v Speaker 3>his face on it.

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:14.760
<v Speaker 2>He's like, don't put that thought in my head. Nobody's

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>that white man.

0:26:16.480 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 3>You gotta go to sleep with with that on your chest?

0:26:19.640 --> 0:26:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so, Bronxville, New York. According to the memoir

0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:25.120
<v Speaker 2>at Neguil, did I say it right?

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Just call him Jack?

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what, I'm just gonna call him Frank.

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Frank stated that he had a stable childhood and was

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:36.439
<v Speaker 2>especially close to his father, who traveled off often and

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:40.439
<v Speaker 2>became deeply involved in Republican local politics. Right sis. Anyway,

0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 2>when his mother decided to leave Frank Senior due to

0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 2>her husband's absences, their family was turned upside down as

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 2>his mother worked towards independence. Frank Junior decided to live

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:52.200
<v Speaker 2>with his father after the divorce and often tagged along

0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:54.720
<v Speaker 2>on the business dealings. So I imagine, like Frank Junior is

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 2>probably in some hotels and they're like, little Frankie, make

0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:06.160
<v Speaker 2>us up some cocktails. You know how rich white people

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 2>were doing in the fifties. They'd be like and put

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:13.479
<v Speaker 2>two olives in it for daddy and your auntie.

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.359
<v Speaker 3>If they come over here and give Auntie a kiss

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 3>on the mouth. Open.

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:24.399
<v Speaker 2>Those times were crazy. I can't no, no, no, not you.

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying the times like.

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 3>That was I was there.

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you more. You're not that.

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm very old. I'm very old.

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 2>How old you are?

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 3>No, you think you know, but you have no idea.

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 3>You only know what you only know what I think

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:44.439
<v Speaker 3>you you only know what I want you to know.

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, saving it for this podcast to reveal my

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 3>true age.

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:55.840
<v Speaker 2>So, as a teenager, Frank got caught up in petty crimes,

0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 2>including shoplifting. He's sooned, retired of these practices and this

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:03.160
<v Speaker 2>to move on into more sophisticated forms of burglary. O king,

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 2>you gotta work your way up. It was like shoplifting,

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 2>elementary school, burglary.

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:11.919
<v Speaker 3>High pickpocketing, stuff like that.

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 2>So he Frank convinced a gas station attendance to give

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 2>him a portion of his sale back in cash and

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 2>allowed him to portion a pocket of the proceeds. Hmmm,

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:26.199
<v Speaker 2>so gas cards are a thing of the past. I

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 2>don't know nothing about no gas card.

0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 3>I do.

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe you.

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:34.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm very familiar. I still have some of them from

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 3>the old days.

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I truly do not believe you. You don't even know

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>who your insurance provider is.

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:51.640
<v Speaker 5>It's insurance insurance, dot com insurance, that website, that website,

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 5>you know the guys.

0:28:57.440 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 2>This is like a small scam, and I like this

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 2>scam because I like that he was like, look, I'm

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna get a cut. You're gonna get a cut, like

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 2>the gas station attenda they making bank.

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 3>You're still just I'm just I'm just dying at the

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 3>fact that you're like, I like this scam, man. This

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 3>is saying a lot about who you are as a person.

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Listen, America is a scam, The economy is a scam.

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Capitalism is a scam, and certainly gas stations are one

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 2>of the biggest scams, because let's talk about oil, big scam.

0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 2>So if you can get a couple of coins off

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the gas station, get it, you just you earned it.

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 2>They robbed you, you robbed them back.

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Or you can just drive electric.

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know these times they had a gas card.

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 2>So I'm guessing they didn't have electric cars.

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 3>We won't go there. Conspiracy theories, Mark scam Samson, Mark Samson,

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 3>you'll find something. Look up, Mark Sampson. I'll tell you.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Guy. Suddenly the morning has foil on his head. I

0:30:09.240 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know. So this scam fell apart when his father

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 2>got the credit card bill, which added up to thousands

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 2>of dollars, which duh, just like he's gonna get a jail.

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 2>So dismayed over his son's delinquency, Frank's mother sent him

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 2>to a school for wayward boys. Don't send a scammer

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 2>to a school for wayward boys. He can do nothing

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 2>but learn how to get better there and fuck right.

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>That's like when people try to send the children to

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 2>conversion camps. Ain't everybody they're gonna be gay? Were gay?

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 2>It's okay. I'm like, I wish, I wish somebody would

0:30:58.560 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 2>send me to a diverge camp. I'll be like, all

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 2>these girls fantastic, They're like what and they're all here

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 2>for the same reason. I'm down, Like I'm into it,

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Like what.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, can I go back to conversion camp again?

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:17.239
<v Speaker 2>I need to be conversion somewhere, but honest and all

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:19.800
<v Speaker 2>those camps are horrible, but they're fucking I just don't

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 2>even understand why people would make camps like that, also

0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 2>camps for wayward boys. What are y'all doing? Is that

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 2>military camp? The only thing I've ever heard from children

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 2>was military school, which is also trash because we was

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 2>trying to indoctrinate them to going into the army. Boo boo.

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 2>A scam, so.

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 3>A scam.

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>So.

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Caught between his parents' tensions, Frank reportedly left home at

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 2>sixteen years old. So he just said, I'm out, you

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 2>know what, I'll just be an adult, and at that time,

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 2>you can be an adult. At sixteen, he had a

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:57.160
<v Speaker 2>little in his bank account, no education, and had altered

0:31:57.200 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 2>his driver's license to make himself ten years older than

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>he was and exaggerated his education, which is like, who's

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 2>gonna check you?

0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Boo.

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 2>He got better paying jobs, he decided to quit working

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 2>and wrote bad checks for himself to support it. So

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>he was getting better paying jobs, but he was like,

0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:20.440
<v Speaker 2>this is barely making the ends meet, So he decided

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 2>to quit working and just start writing bad checks.

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Said okay, all right, cool.

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:30.479
<v Speaker 2>Before long, Frank had ridden hundreds of bad checks and

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 2>overdrawn his account by thousands of dollars. Knowing that he

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>would eventually be caught, he went into hiding. Frank realized

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 2>that he could cash more bad checks if he dazzled

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 2>bank tellers with new and more impressive personality. He decided

0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 2>pilots were highly respected professionals, so he schemed his way

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:52.720
<v Speaker 2>to getting a pilot's uniform. Frank called Pan American Airlines

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 2>headquarters and told them that he had lost his uniform

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>while traveling, and they told him where to pick up

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 2>a new one, and he charged it to the company

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 2>using a fake I d wow, this guy. Honestly, PANDAM

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 2>is no more. But he was just like, hey, hey PanAm,

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Hey yeah, your boy lost his uniform. I realized when

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm flying around, I have to wear the uniform to fly.

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>But somehow in transit I had.

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Lost because I remember I took it off midflight. Then

0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 3>when I got off, I couldn't find said uniform. Maybe

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.480
<v Speaker 3>if you guys want to go up there and check. Yeah,

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 3>but I just really need to get a new one.

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 3>I gotta. I got a route to Costa Rica.

0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know, flights, routes, air planes, turbulence, turbulence,

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 2>you know you know what I'm talking about, like and

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 2>then immediately gets a new that's crazy. But back in

0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>that day, like they didn't check shit, like they had

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 2>no wait, it was just all trust and most people

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't have the audacity to lie about random shit like

0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 2>needing a pilot's uniform. So it worked. His ruse earned

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 2>him valuable information about how to impersonate a pilot, which

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 2>he did allegedly, and like, so he would do this

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 2>impersonation so he coud get free flights. He would just

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 2>get on the flight. Like yeah, I'm just like you

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.359
<v Speaker 2>just going to the airport. You're just checking to see

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 2>what time flights leave, and you just go to the airport.

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Yo.

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the movie?

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Not in a long time?

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, what you're telling me is obviously a lot

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 3>more information than the movie gives. But like it's it's

0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 3>it's crazy. It's crazy, this type of stuff that he

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 3>got away with. Keep reading, I think you'll obviously you're

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 3>he touches on some things. But I just as you're talking,

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm like imagining the film and I'm like, wait a minute, Yeah, that's.

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right that these things happened. And now I wish

0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 2>I had seen the movie before I did this. I

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 2>don't remember the movie, but I do remember seeing Leonardo

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 2>DiCaprio in it, Tiler. I think I was pretty young

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 2>when it came out, and you with your undersclosed age.

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll never sev so expenses such as food or lodging

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 2>he would build to the airline company. However, he didn't

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:23.919
<v Speaker 2>fly on PanAm planes out of fear that he could

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 2>potentially be identified by real PanAm employees or like pilots.

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:31.799
<v Speaker 2>So he he's so smart. He was like, I'm gonna

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 2>get a PanAm uniform, but I'm not gonna go on

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:37.680
<v Speaker 2>PanAm because them nigga's gonna be like, oh yeah, we

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 2>see with the last cookout. Yeah we have seen you

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 2>on no videos, we.

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:50.320
<v Speaker 3>No functions, no sexual harassment functions.

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.319
<v Speaker 2>We just saw the video. Like PanAm shoots a video

0:35:53.360 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>like Virgin Airlines. You know they have that, like everybody

0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 2>from Virgin is in that video, including so many actors.

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. And you know what, whenever I get

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 3>on those flights and I see uh like these if

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:13.799
<v Speaker 3>you get on British airways, they have like all these

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 3>like dope British actors doing this bit. Like everybody if

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 3>you name it. They're all in this video in Virgin

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 3>they have all these fun like actors dancing around and performers,

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 3>and I always get on these flights and I go,

0:36:25.840 --> 0:36:27.359
<v Speaker 3>ain't nobody called me to do this ship?

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I won't lie. I saw the little boy from Blackish

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 2>in and I was like, wait a minute, you're ready.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 2>We gonna get it all up in the sky, Virgin

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 2>the nose.

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 3>By the time you leave this airline, you won't be

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 3>a Virgin no mobile, right.

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:54.759
<v Speaker 2>We would have been great Virgin. We would have been great.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:56.799
<v Speaker 2>I know y'all got bought by Alaska Airlines and that's

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 2>about to be poop, but you know you missed out.

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 2>We would have been dancing in your videos. So once

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 2>PanAm police began catching on to Frank's lies, he decided

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 2>to change his identity again and become an out of

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 2>town doctor in Georgia. Well was an out of town doctor,

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 2>that's right. So for eleven months, Frank impersonated a chief

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 2>resident pediatrician at a Georgia hospital under the alias Frank Williams.

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:26.719
<v Speaker 2>I like that alias because it's like, you don't want

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 2>to give yourself a fake first name, because then when

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 2>people call you by your name, like.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.400
<v Speaker 4>Who, who's Brooks?

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, I'm Brooks.

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Yea yea yeah, never mind, I'm Brooks. What was I saying?

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:39.360
<v Speaker 3>Me Brooks?

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:40.760
<v Speaker 2>That's why I am right today.

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's going.

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:45.240
<v Speaker 2>To keep the first name the same and the last

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 2>name switch it up so when filing out. When filling

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>out a rental application, he impulsively listed his occupation as doctor.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.719
<v Speaker 2>After befriending a real doctor who lived in the same

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 2>apartment complex, he agreed to act as a supervisor resident

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>of interns as a favor until the local hospital could

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:04.400
<v Speaker 2>find someone else to take the job. So he've met

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 2>somebody who was a doctor. He was like, can I

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 2>borrow a cup of sugar? Oh? Hey, you got on

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 2>a white coat? Are you a doctor? Because I have

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 2>as well. In addition to you, also a doctor went

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:20.400
<v Speaker 2>to doctor school for doctor ing.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:25.359
<v Speaker 3>So here's what happened. I lost my coat on a flight.

0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Uh do you have an extra doctor's coat? Light around?

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 2>That's how he got his doctors.

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 3>I lost my coat in a surgery. It might still

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 3>be inside the patient I need.

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Sadly, they do be leaving stuff in people rags and

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:51.400
<v Speaker 2>ship so I know not unlikely. But also this is

0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 2>just such a brilliant white life that I wish that

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.720
<v Speaker 2>I could be a part of, to like be white

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:00.799
<v Speaker 2>and talk to your next door neighbor and get you

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:08.200
<v Speaker 2>a doctor job with you're white, you're characteratic.

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:15.319
<v Speaker 3>It could be fun. So yeah, so stuff up, add

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 3>some til and all your fine.

0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's it's it's honestly, it's autopilot. You go in.

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of here.

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:28.879
<v Speaker 2>Right, So the position was not demanding for Frank, as

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:32.920
<v Speaker 2>seven interns were eager to experience get experienced under his position.

0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Imagine that you're the I want to know who these

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 2>interns are, because I don't want a doctor who studied

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 2>under Frank. He didn't teach them ship.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, a lot of I

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:46.320
<v Speaker 3>wonder how many people he was because of this, his tenure,

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 3>this however short lived stint, this was. I wonder how

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 3>many people died in a direct result of him being

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 3>in that hospital.

0:39:55.560 --> 0:40:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Right, we've got a guy with a swollen abdomen. What

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:09.800
<v Speaker 2>should we do, Frank? It's like Tyler, Now, yeahs are swollen.

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Cut off his toe.

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 2>The blood draining will drain the ab trust me, No,

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I hate to know what. I hate to know what

0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 2>they learned he was able to fake his way through

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 2>most of his duties by letting his intern show off.

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:27.319
<v Speaker 2>They're handling of the cases coming in during his late

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:32.640
<v Speaker 2>night shift. So basically people would come in and he'd

0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:35.000
<v Speaker 2>be like, what do you think we should do and

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:36.440
<v Speaker 2>act like he was house.

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, amp and a cane.

0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're not supposed to let them practice all. People's

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 2>supposed to help them. That's what interning's for, so they

0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:48.880
<v Speaker 2>see you do it. He was like, what do you

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 2>want to school? Do that? I think that's more responsible

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:54.000
<v Speaker 2>than what we said he was doing.

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 3>He's like, listen, I'm not going to be there for you.

0:40:57.480 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 3>Hold in your hand, so you make the call.

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Yo. I feel like he said those exact words. Honestly,

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>you just inspired me. I feel like I could do

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:08.080
<v Speaker 2>surgery now.

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 3>See now you're gonna listen. You are a true crook,

0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 3>like a true movie villain. You are.

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, suitre, yeah, I like.

0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 3>I feel like when you leave your apartment there's a

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:24.040
<v Speaker 3>getaway car outside, like it's a regular car, but you

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 3>speed off as if you just got away with something.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>This is just the way I do drive like I'm

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:30.920
<v Speaker 2>playing the scene of a crime.

0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:38.280
<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite, like halle Berry or Brandy. Oh no.

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 2>My favorite trump about halle Berry is that she's always

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:48.279
<v Speaker 2>losing her kids in movies, like we got a movie

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 2>about a missing kid call Hallie losing. Yeah, look, she's

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:57.240
<v Speaker 2>lost of kids.

0:41:55.840 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Losing guys. No, you take it back, man.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Genre like you getting type cast for losing kids?

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my gosh. So she had that nine one

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:11.279
<v Speaker 3>one movie, yeah, losing Isaiah, she had Monster's Ball.

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:15.359
<v Speaker 2>And I'm currently writing Where My Baby Go for her,

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 2>so hoping that she likes it, Where my Baby Go with. Sorry,

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 2>halle Berry, it's gonna be ah.

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 3>Halle Berry boking would buy.

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like not even her real life. It's just her

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 2>acting character that has niched her like this truly. So

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.719
<v Speaker 2>he left the hospital after he realized that he could

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:43.719
<v Speaker 2>put lives at risk by his inability to respond to

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 2>life and death situations, and this was a catalyst. Like

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.560
<v Speaker 2>the catalyst for him leaving the hospital was because he

0:42:50.680 --> 0:42:53.919
<v Speaker 2>was nearly exposed when an infant became critically unwell from

0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>oxygen deprivation, and he initially didn't understand the meaning or

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 2>gravity of the situation, and when the nurse informed him

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 2>of a blue baby. He's like blue baby. He was like, oh, okay,

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 2>we got white ones, brown ones, yellow ones, blue.

0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:13.120
<v Speaker 4>Face baby.

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Bus now baby, and they're like, no, the baby's dying.

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:24.840
<v Speaker 2>But I love that. He was like, no, what never mind.

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:29.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm get up out of here, y'all. That's my time, y'all.

0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm Frank Williams. That's gon Time'll been good.

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 2>It's been the hospital has been great. In turns, y'all

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>been great.

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to blue face Baby.

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:48.000
<v Speaker 2>No. So he left after that, he said, okay, too much,

0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:51.839
<v Speaker 2>we're leaving. So over the next two years he bounced

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:54.359
<v Speaker 2>around from job to job. Eventually, Frank's passed caught up

0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 2>with him when he settled down in mont Pierre, France,

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 2>which is crazy because that's France, Like, isn't that where

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 2>like Roman Plants? He went thought criminals went to friends

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 2>and they were Gucci. I don't know.

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:05.319
<v Speaker 2>So he had decided to live a straight life for

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:08.880
<v Speaker 2>a while after having reputably cash two point five million

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 2>dollars in bad checks over the years. When a former

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:15.160
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend recognized his face on a wanted poster, she turned

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:16.960
<v Speaker 2>him into authorities.

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 3>Oh, just like an ex girl.

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:25.320
<v Speaker 2>See what happens when you right, if you just respect business.

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, why would she do that to him?

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.280
<v Speaker 2>She did the right thing. You got to respect women.

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he was shady to her. He's like charismatic,

0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, he a ho. And anytime I hear charismatic,

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I hear like Philanderer.

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:41.800
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm charismatic sometimes.

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Mmmm.

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, Well, to be fair is when I'm about

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:50.840
<v Speaker 3>to cheat. But you know, to be ver it.

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Is when I am about to cheat.

0:44:52.719 --> 0:44:54.840
<v Speaker 3>But but they don't know that. Judge me.

0:44:56.600 --> 0:44:59.759
<v Speaker 2>So yes, like I think that he probably did this

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 2>one dirty. He probably took some money out her purse.

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Her purse, No, he was, he was class here that No,

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:07.360
<v Speaker 3>he was he.

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 2>No, Frank feels like the kind of guy where you

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:12.760
<v Speaker 2>wake up from y'all's wild night, you gotta check your wallet.

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, you're right, he'll he'll take twenty dollars. He

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 3>will go get lunch. You'll come back forget the change.

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Lunch only cost two dollars because he scammed them out

0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 3>the lunch and kept them hover.

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Right exactly, Like that's the kind of day I we're

0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:31.919
<v Speaker 2>dealing with. So hey, you got to treat women right.

0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:35.359
<v Speaker 2>So Unfortunately, his girlfriend recognized him and she snitched. I'm

0:45:35.360 --> 0:45:39.759
<v Speaker 2>not mad, So this is how he got caught. He

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 2>served time in France, wow in harsh confines of per began,

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 2>where he became seriously ill. Sweden and the United States

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:58.360
<v Speaker 2>also pulled up to get him for his crimes, during

0:45:58.400 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 2>which his father.

0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Hanks, was the lead detective.

0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:08.360
<v Speaker 2>That's right, so Frank was eventually granted parole after several

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>years from Petersburg, Virginia prison. He eventually found lecturing as

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:17.080
<v Speaker 2>a work and white So basically he found lecturing work

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 2>as white collar crime specialist. So he's like, you know what,

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just make my business my business. And he's like,

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna teach you guys how to be a doctor.

0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Know what a blue baby is? Rob a gas station first,

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:39.000
<v Speaker 2>but you try to rob women? You date better than that?

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Girlfriends and wives. Oh, you're gonna love this.

0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Next course, how to shake down your spouse. Slide one,

0:46:51.960 --> 0:46:54.719
<v Speaker 2>have a spout. Everyone's done that to.

0:46:56.239 --> 0:47:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Shake her ass down? Step three success, success.

0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:08.120
<v Speaker 2>All right, everyone, and we're clapping and we're clapping him.

0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:10.359
<v Speaker 2>The government told Frank that he had to educate them

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 2>about his methods in order to prevent other people from

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>defrauding authorities. Frank work with the FBI for more than

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 2>thirty years as one of the world's most foremost experts

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:24.400
<v Speaker 2>in document fraud, check swindling, forgery, and embezzlement. He started

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 2>his own company, Abigail, Abnegail and Associates, which is which

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 2>educates others on how to avoid becoming being fraud victims.

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 2>And he has a podcast okay for ranking shout out

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 2>to the pod universe. The podcast is called The Perfect

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Scam y'all and look, don't if y'all go listen to it.

0:47:48.160 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Y'all still got to listen to me. Don't go over

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 2>there and don't come back, okay, because.

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 3>You've got to be a guest on his show. I

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:57.160
<v Speaker 3>need to get on the on your show.

0:47:57.640 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Gosh, we gotta tag Frank. Guys if you're out there,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I know you're out there. Frank abneguil and get me

0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:06.480
<v Speaker 2>on The Perfect Scamp. I love him or get.

0:48:06.400 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Him on the show.

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I just got.

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, all right, you want me to give you some.

0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Time, I made it a little time. My windows also

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:21.439
<v Speaker 2>open and my acs off because we're recording from home,

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:28.960
<v Speaker 2>so I might also be there. Sure, I am very excited. Frank,

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:31.799
<v Speaker 2>you're also a perfect scammer because you worked with the

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:36.520
<v Speaker 2>FBI for thirty years educating them about fraud. How much

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:38.600
<v Speaker 2>you know? Did it take thirty years to tell him?

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like you was probably spoon feeding the

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:45.440
<v Speaker 2>FBI information. You had to have been. He was like,

0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:47.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna spoil all the tea up front. He

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, you can get SIPs. And this lipped in

0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 2>over thirty years because he could.

0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 3>Have gave him that all. He could have gave him

0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:56.440
<v Speaker 3>the whole rundown in a day and then before you

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 3>know it, he asked back in jail, I don't need

0:48:58.160 --> 0:49:01.319
<v Speaker 3>you no more. He was like, right, intriguing, this is

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:03.640
<v Speaker 3>only a mind. This is only a type of crime

0:49:03.680 --> 0:49:05.880
<v Speaker 3>that a mind like mine could figure out over the

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:06.799
<v Speaker 3>next I.

0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Don't know, thirty years. He's a genius. So he also

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 2>forged a Harvard University law transcript and passed the Louisiana

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Bar exam and got a job at Louisiana as a

0:49:19.760 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Louisiana State attorney. Here's my thing. He passed the bar.

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:28.200
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I mean he passed the bar.

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:34.240
<v Speaker 3>And didn't he didn't he uh, he had AIoT pilot's license,

0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 3>so he knew how to actually fly a plane.

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 2>That's joke, because if something had happened on the plane

0:49:39.120 --> 0:49:42.360
<v Speaker 2>and they were like the pilots, they're incapacitated, can anybody

0:49:42.400 --> 0:49:43.240
<v Speaker 2>fly the plane?

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:46.919
<v Speaker 2>At least he was in a fake uniform with real skills. Right,

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:48.560
<v Speaker 2>this man's a genius.

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.759
<v Speaker 3>Right? Wait, so he so he actually flew the planes, right,

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:53.320
<v Speaker 3>He didn't just hang out on the planes.

0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 2>No, he hung out on the planes. He did not

0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:56.320
<v Speaker 2>fly the planes.

0:49:56.960 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh my lord, I thought he.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:01.880
<v Speaker 2>You know how pilots have to travel to get to

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.120
<v Speaker 2>their next like, right, so they'll just hop on a

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:05.799
<v Speaker 2>plane and you know, be sitting on the plane with

0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 2>the rest of us schmucks. So that's what he did.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:14.359
<v Speaker 2>So wow. He told a flight attendent that he had

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.920
<v Speaker 2>briefly dated that he was also a Harvard law school student,

0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 2>and she introduced him to a lawyer friend. After making

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:22.200
<v Speaker 2>a fake transfer from Harvard, he prepared himself for the

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:27.080
<v Speaker 2>compulsory exam. So he failed twice, but then the third

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:28.440
<v Speaker 2>time he passed.

0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Wow, memorize the questions and then.

0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Right, you're right, he scammed the test. He was like, oh,

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:40.279
<v Speaker 2>now I know what these questions are, and now I

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:44.839
<v Speaker 2>know the answers. Wow. So obviously, to wrap this up,

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Steven Spielberg made a film about this called Catch Me

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 2>If You Can. If you guys want to watch it

0:50:49.000 --> 0:50:55.440
<v Speaker 2>for more details. You know Leonardo wait christophin Walking. Christopher

0:50:55.440 --> 0:50:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Walking got an Oscar nod for the role that he

0:50:58.280 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 2>played in it. Not Leonardo, where You're going this time?

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 3>That's not my Christopher Walking impression, but that's what he did.

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Such a good Christopher Walking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm one of the greatest Christopher Walking impersonal. I do

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<v Speaker 3>it on Hollywood Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 2>Next to Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Spidey, where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Frank say his last name, because I can't please.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably one of his last names. Ab noguil, Frank, abneguil,

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<v Speaker 2>shout out to a king. You know you came, you

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<v Speaker 2>saw you ropped, and I stand all right, guys, will

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<v Speaker 2>be back after one tiny break of non scam advertisements.

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<v Speaker 1>Rab.

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<v Speaker 2>Run all right, guys, we're back, and it's time for

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<v Speaker 2>the saddest portion of the show, which is where I

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<v Speaker 2>have to let Lamourn go. It's time for scammer of

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<v Speaker 2>the week. We just honor one honorary charlatan who's worthy

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<v Speaker 2>of our praise. You are an honorary charlatan, you are

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<v Speaker 2>worthy of But this week it's actually a woman Lamarne

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<v Speaker 2>I know you liked.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, of course the country we're in.

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<v Speaker 2>So and she is a queen. Her name is Brittany Bridges,

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<v Speaker 2>which like the alliteration the flavor of her name BB

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<v Speaker 2>so bb and BB is accused of doing fake dentistry.

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<v Speaker 2>And this really struck a chord in my heart because

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<v Speaker 2>I've been seeing posts on Facebook, and which I only

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<v Speaker 2>keep Facebook to keep up with my problematic eyes high

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:06.799
<v Speaker 2>school friends and relatives. I don't actually use Facebook, but

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<v Speaker 2>I kept on Facebook that were like, I do braces.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I do. Braces so urgent, and I've always

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<v Speaker 2>been confused, like, what what do you mean you do braces,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's are you an orthodonist? I don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>could just do braids.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do hair exactly. I do braces. No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We should not be getting bracest at a residential home.

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<v Speaker 2>We should not. You can't do in your living room.

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<v Speaker 3>So I do braces.

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany's been a before, but to date, there are no

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<v Speaker 2>current charges filed against her about these ladies complaints. Dentists

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<v Speaker 2>at Children's Hospital Uptown and Louisiana State University Dental School

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<v Speaker 2>are concerned with patients heading to their clinics. They said

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<v Speaker 2>they've noticed an uptick and patients coming in who sought

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<v Speaker 2>care from non licensed providers, it said. They said, once

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<v Speaker 2>you start moving teeth, it gets to the point where

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<v Speaker 2>you could cause long term disfigurement, and they're worried about

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<v Speaker 2>public safety. So this is a woman that basically they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we put a red flag out on her, but she's

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<v Speaker 2>a queen who's not been caught. She's not going to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no current charges. They said. Unfortunately, the state Board

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<v Speaker 2>can't do anything about this because she doesn't have a license.

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<v Speaker 2>So we are a regulatory agency that can sanction dentists

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<v Speaker 2>or hygienis, but when it's an unlicensed person performing dentistry,

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<v Speaker 2>we have no jurisdiction. All we can do is turn

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<v Speaker 2>it over to law enforcement.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow wait wait, wait where is she now?

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<v Speaker 2>She's still on Instagram. She has an Instagram account called Bossy.

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<v Speaker 3>Smiles Bossy Smiles, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They advertise braces, maintenance, veneers and other type of dental work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo, certified dental assistant and teeth whitening technician. Giving you

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<v Speaker 3>a smile to match your attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the I g girls Instagram teeth she's probably like.

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<v Speaker 2>And also we have a special going on this month.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you want to get ass shots with y'all dental.

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<v Speaker 3>And I can make your teeth removable too, in case

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<v Speaker 3>you need to. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you get your eyebrows lazered? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Girl?

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<v Speaker 2>I went to bossy smile. They my brows and my

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<v Speaker 2>teeth in two hours flat. Girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she do massage too. I'm gonna be looking

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<v Speaker 3>at this no all, I see his ass cheeks and smiles.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I need you not to do a profession. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>do massage? Yo?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is food? Shirt at? Like money?

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<v Speaker 2>In here?

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<v Speaker 3>With no shirt on?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro? See, I told you they got specials they running?

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy? Why don't got a shirt on? Is

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<v Speaker 2>he get his teeth done? I'm confused?

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<v Speaker 3>He getting his teeth white and with a happy ended?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>My god? People, Okay, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, But the cops haven't got to them, yet I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want them to. I don't want you to go

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<v Speaker 2>get y'all. If anybody's doing don't get your braces done.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what's supposed to happen. Go to an orthodontist

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<v Speaker 2>if you can't afford that. There's so many affordable ways

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. In visaligne like or you know they're

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<v Speaker 2>selling in this alone on Instagram now, like, guys, we're

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<v Speaker 2>just good. I'm an.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, okay, all right, So I'm hoping. I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 3>she got her life together. And you know what if

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<v Speaker 3>what if the page was Bossy smiles with a Z,

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<v Speaker 3>I would ship myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Bossy smiles, Buffy smiles tiny. So, guys, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to scam, but please please don't start

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<v Speaker 2>doing braces or anything that you're not qualified to do.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all qualified to scam. I do hard to heart. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go to dialysis no more because I do kidneys.

0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:15.640
<v Speaker 2>So you just come I'm doing I get your kidneysdeed. No, no,

0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:20.960
<v Speaker 2>but it's always guys. If you want to reach us,

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:23.320
<v Speaker 2>scam gottes Pot at gmail dot com. Snitch on your

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<v Speaker 2>friends and family. Just make sure the scam is retired

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<v Speaker 2>because we don't want to fuck up your bag. If

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<v Speaker 2>you want to find me d i v A l

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<v Speaker 2>A c I d v A Lacy on all platforms

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<v Speaker 2>and if you want lamour and where do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be found and what do you want people to find?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we asked.

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<v Speaker 3>Find me on Instagram at lomore in l A m

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<v Speaker 3>O r n E. The Morning After Pill is out

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<v Speaker 3>right now, Desperados coming soon, Woke coming soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's coming soon, all right, Congregation, stay scaram Godess