Speaker 1: You know what's stopp being a slap, pick your dog's
Speaker 1: mass app and put your weights away. Calm down with
Speaker 1: Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome Everybody
Speaker 1: to the pre Game ten minutes of fun. You guys
Speaker 1: writing questions, which I know, I think we've done it
Speaker 1: every week I say it, but every week I mean it.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much because your questions are fabulous. We
Speaker 1: love them and it induces conversation for the Big Show,
Speaker 1: Big Show Pinstagram twelve. It's a good question, and I
Speaker 1: also like your name Pinstagram twelve. If I unfollow an
Speaker 1: exam socials, should family and friends do the same and
Speaker 1: not stay in touch? Well? God, do I have a
Speaker 1: story for this? Do you have one for it? Sister?
Speaker 1: Because you start, I'm gonna say something very ignorant and
Speaker 1: selfish about myself. Huh uh, it's awesome much TV. I Uh,
Speaker 1: I do that I unfollow, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: hold it against my family members and my friends if
Speaker 1: they do, and I feel like it's something that internalizes
Speaker 1: and gets really in my chest and makes it tight. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm very petty like that, but I haven't had an
Speaker 1: X in a while, so hopefully you know what's that like? So,
Speaker 1: I I am with you one hundred percent, and I
Speaker 1: don't think it's petty. I think there's absolutely no reason
Speaker 1: that friends or family members should be following any of
Speaker 1: your exes. My sister was following an ex boyfriend for
Speaker 1: years after we broke up, and I said to her
Speaker 1: one time, what the fuck are you doing still following
Speaker 1: so and so and what? She said, Yeah, exactly to
Speaker 1: what she said, what's the problem? I said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What do you think the problem is, sister? Literally blood,
Speaker 1: the problem is that you know exactly what this douchebag
Speaker 1: did to me and you're still following him. What's the
Speaker 1: point She's like, well, it doesn't have anything to I
Speaker 1: follow him for different reasons now, Like Jen, I swear
Speaker 1: to God, if you don't unfollow this person, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose my god damn mine, because it's like solidairy, these
Speaker 1: are your family and these are friends. I would unfollow
Speaker 1: right now if I don't even like know the person,
Speaker 1: I would like unfollow if it was like important to
Speaker 1: like someone I cared about. It is non negotiable, So
Speaker 1: pinsta unfollow and keep it moving, And I would I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's been plenty of stories about this, so if
Speaker 1: anyone else listening has one, please write in Instagram, say
Speaker 1: you sisters, what are you doing? Yeah? I don't want
Speaker 1: to tell you what I'm watching right now? All right? Uh,
Speaker 1: Mariana car oh DELI thoughts on dating someone with the
Speaker 1: same name as your brother, Well, I have to sleep
Speaker 1: with your father. That's fine. Who cares as long as
Speaker 1: it's not the same last name. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You don't think that's weird dating someone with the same
Speaker 1: name as your brother. I would not want to date SKay,
Speaker 1: I say, not as my father making love making love.
Speaker 1: I don't have a brother, so I don't know I
Speaker 1: have a brother, and I don't want to date anyone
Speaker 1: named Tyson because then it's like, now we're confused. Steve
Speaker 1: has the same name as as dad. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to date his dad, obviously, but like that's
Speaker 1: like I wonder if that's like weird the same name
Speaker 1: as my dad. He's the same name as your dad.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if don't be taking about please, someone's
Speaker 1: making love over here. Okay, so wait, but hold on,
Speaker 1: let's get back to this is serious. So Steve's name
Speaker 1: is Steve Candarry and his dad's name is Steve Candarry.
Speaker 1: Like that's a lot of confusion, like when you're growing
Speaker 1: up in the same household, Like a bill comes, a
Speaker 1: card comes, Is it for you? Is it for me? Anyways?
Speaker 1: The middle name Henry, which is why we like the
Speaker 1: name Henry. Yeah, you're going to have I am more room. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a rumor. I'm willing to I'm willing to lean
Speaker 1: into that seems like a great rumor. I would be
Speaker 1: a fabulous mom, but I don't want to be a mom.
Speaker 1: I want to be an aunt. I'm a great aunt, okay.
Speaker 1: M M Hill nine two four nine nine. Is an
Speaker 1: engagement ring an acceptable birthday present? Yeah? Fabulous birthday present?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Yes, is the question, because like you
Speaker 1: feel like you have to get them two gifts because
Speaker 1: it's an engagement and a birthday and you want to
Speaker 1: just bypass it. Hell, I would, depending on that size
Speaker 1: of that ring, I'd be like, this is your birthday,
Speaker 1: your Christmas, your Flag Day, Vegans Day, Valentine's Day, all
Speaker 1: the all the presidents. Yeah, absolutely, and good for you
Speaker 1: for getting an engagement ring. Congratulations If those are in order,
Speaker 1: or if your fiance is listening, or well, I don't know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: if I ruined the surprise, I've got a story about
Speaker 1: ruining a surprise. Oh my god, write it down for
Speaker 1: the Big Show. Big, I got three things written down
Speaker 1: for the Big Show. Well, looks like we better get
Speaker 1: to it. Okay, Next, myron A Penner, myron A Penner,
Speaker 1: what's the first surreal? I can't believe I get to
Speaker 1: do this moment in the business. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I have those weekly at really good games.
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about this in the Big Show.
Speaker 1: I've never done a game in Buffalo with fans, and
Speaker 1: I've never met Josh Allen, and I'm so freaking excited. Oh,
Speaker 1: that'd be really fun Buffalo, and you have to go
Speaker 1: to the restaurant that we got go that were good,
Speaker 1: good Buffalo. First we get to do in this industry anymore.
Speaker 1: And this is pretty cool, Fitz said. I actually asked
Speaker 1: him the question. I said, you get to live permanently
Speaker 1: in any of the cities that you've played in, and
Speaker 1: I believe it's a total of seven or seven different
Speaker 1: places teams. He said, Buffalo, hands down, And he said
Speaker 1: because the people are so great and it's a real
Speaker 1: community and they embrace you and it is I mean,
Speaker 1: they love them elves, some buffalo bills and it is
Speaker 1: a great And then you can go to Nagara Falls.
Speaker 1: So do you guys like have time to do some
Speaker 1: sight seeing or I have no time? No, I have
Speaker 1: time to fix my nail. This really pisses me off.
Speaker 1: It just got this crap down and right on the
Speaker 1: side it's all forget. I'm like, well, why did I
Speaker 1: sit there? Do they need the money? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? And then I have the time.
Speaker 1: We go to try to find a matching color, and
Speaker 1: now we're painting over. Now it's slightly different. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I gotta meet Josh Allen. I got a chip nail.
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's a word. Oh god, it's not chip Kelly.
Speaker 1: He can't believe. First surreal moment. I've had a lot
Speaker 1: of them, but I would say anytime I stand on
Speaker 1: a sideline at a Super Bowl next to you waiting
Speaker 1: to do your hit, Like, my surreal moment is like
Speaker 1: when I get to be next to you knowing that
Speaker 1: we've always both wanted to do this job. You're going
Speaker 1: to go have the biggest hit of your professional life,
Speaker 1: because every year the viewership gets greater and greater and greater.
Speaker 1: I just I love being able to share and these
Speaker 1: like incredible moments together. But also Julian Edelman yesterday, it
Speaker 1: was so funny him and Gronk. We're doing a segment
Speaker 1: together with me and we're just talking about a little
Speaker 1: different questions and on the board behind us, they were hugging,
Speaker 1: and George goes, oh, I remember, I remember that hug.
Speaker 1: What it was from was from when we won the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl against Seattle. And I was like, because I
Speaker 1: was standing right on the goal line when Russell threw
Speaker 1: the interception, and of course Malcolm but I was standing
Speaker 1: there in Glendale, Arizona. I'll never forget it. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't come back to the field
Speaker 1: because I was working one of my seventeen employers, a
Speaker 1: Yahoo Sports, and I had a credential to do postgame
Speaker 1: and I was standing there and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: they threw an interception, obviously the interception Malcolm Butler, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I was very sad because my Seattle Seahawks lost. That
Speaker 1: was not good, that meme of him on. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of serial moments. But I'd never ever,
Speaker 1: ever take any of these things for granted. Next Girl,
Speaker 1: Electra Lane. New neighbors moved in and let their dogs,
Speaker 1: oh go potty all over the sidewalk, and we've stepped
Speaker 1: in it twice this week alone. We're renting and moving soon.
Speaker 1: Do we say something or just let it go? No,
Speaker 1: I would leave a note on their door. Hey, just
Speaker 1: a heads up, do you mind cleaning up after your dogs?
Speaker 1: We've stepped in it a few times. Like, I got
Speaker 1: a real I got a real thing here to pick
Speaker 1: pick up your stuff. Also, here's another thing. If you're
Speaker 1: at the gym and it's a situation where you're you're
Speaker 1: sharing stations with somebody and you have those weights, and
Speaker 1: I have shared the station with you for the past
Speaker 1: two weeks, put your weights away because I see your
Speaker 1: ass walking out that door, and now I got four
Speaker 1: weights to put away and I don't want to put
Speaker 1: away your weights. Then you're on one treadmill, you walk
Speaker 1: over to the other, then you come over to mine.
Speaker 1: You put my band out. It's like, you know what
Speaker 1: stopping a slap, pick your dogs, mess up, and put
Speaker 1: your weights away. I don't have time for it. You're away,
Speaker 1: And I just came from the grocery store, which, as
Speaker 1: I've spoken on this podcast before about I do not
Speaker 1: like going to the grocer store. It takes like a
Speaker 1: real like taking's got to happen get a grocery store.
Speaker 1: But I just saw someone do this in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Take the car and just push it are where this
Speaker 1: errant car is going to hit a car. You are
Speaker 1: telling me that you're that goddamnly losster. You can't walk
Speaker 1: the extra five feet to go put the shopping cart
Speaker 1: in the designated little area like you just have no
Speaker 1: regard for other people. We're just gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: throw that or put it in another parking spate because
Speaker 1: those are a plenty this time of year. And so
Speaker 1: now we're just gonna drive around seven times because the
Speaker 1: cart is in the middle of the spot. My brother
Speaker 1: when he had surgery, my brother, Tyson, not someone I dated.
Speaker 1: Tyson had his twelve surgeries and had to be in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair for a very long time. We had a
Speaker 1: handicap pass, of course, because he's in a wheelchair and
Speaker 1: the amount of fucking people that would park in a
Speaker 1: handicapped spot without the placard dangling from the little rear
Speaker 1: of your mirror, and they'd come out to their car
Speaker 1: and Kathy Thompson woo, don't get her started when she
Speaker 1: caught win or was able to intercept this person. You better,
Speaker 1: I mean, move it, because this lady has something to say,
Speaker 1: and I don't blame her. That is the number one thing.
Speaker 1: If I see you parking in a handicap spot and
Speaker 1: you are not handicapped and you don't have a placard,
Speaker 1: you better call the police because things are about to
Speaker 1: get ugly. Anyways. That's all I gotta say about that.
Speaker 1: We're just spreading Holida age. Cheer left and right, don't
Speaker 1: work the handicap, push your weights away, stop being lazy,
Speaker 1: Stop being lazy. It's true, though it's so rude. New neighbors.
Speaker 1: You guys know how I feeled with the neighbors and
Speaker 1: the dog pooping. Whatever I will say, though I've had
Speaker 1: that happen where I've picked up the dog. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna lie. I have had the dog
Speaker 1: poop where I think like, oh, I two bags plenty
Speaker 1: they're each gonna go. Yeah. Now maybe there's two situations
Speaker 1: from Willis because I under so too many tredes. So
Speaker 1: now I'm out of bags and I'm looking around and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I swear I had the bag. Doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like this is the problem. I don't think I get
Speaker 1: what you wanted to be. You know. I've run back
Speaker 1: to how he always goes at this church. He always
Speaker 1: takes a holy you get it? Stop? Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I speaking of that, I want
Speaker 1: to like give a shout out to something in a
Speaker 1: minute Jesus No, well always, but I wanted to give
Speaker 1: a shot hold on. So how we wan? Time went
Speaker 1: and there were no bags in the church, didn't have
Speaker 1: any bags. I put him home. I ran all the
Speaker 1: way back and it was gone, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was like maybe a mirror was exciting, but I felt
Speaker 1: so bad. I was like, I'm sorry I came back
Speaker 1: with a bag. God, oh God, it's me Margaret with Hey.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much time we have. I haven't
Speaker 1: Ryan hasn't updated us. Oh we speaking of taking a
Speaker 1: He's moving his car from the handicapped spot as we speak. Shit,
Speaker 1: he would never did you see the commercial that Dak
Speaker 1: came out with about colon cancer, about testing for it.
Speaker 1: It is brilliant, it is phenomenal. It is done and
Speaker 1: I guess by Ryan Reynolds's group, who is obviously hysterical.
Speaker 1: It is so well His mother passed a way of
Speaker 1: colon cancer. And listen, there's nothing glamorous about talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, going to the rest room and then obviously
Speaker 1: sending it in for results. But it saves lives. And
Speaker 1: go look up the commercial. It is brilliant, it is hysterical.
Speaker 1: It makes fun of NFL teams, he makes fun of himself.
Speaker 1: It is so well done. Oh yeah, that's awesome. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Dack, to Jesus, and happy holidays. I've
Speaker 1: been doing this a lot lately. You'll one, all right,
Speaker 1: I love a way, big show, lots to talk about.
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