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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents show. Alright, alright, let's just let all of

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Speaker 1: our guard down and let's just open up to the

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Speaker 1: universe and let's talk about stuff we normally wouldn't talk about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you ready? You have some guts? Okay, first, let's talk. Okay, oh, happily.

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Speaker 1: Weird things you do but you never talk about them.

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Speaker 1: For instance, I'll keep it simple. I'll start simple, and

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Speaker 1: let's see in fifteen minutes how far we can go

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Speaker 1: with this. Uh, if I'm home alone, I still close

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Speaker 1: and lock the bathroom door. If I go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: you lock it, I lock it. Is it? Have it?

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Speaker 1: Or are you afraid someone's going to break in? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I've done it since I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: I automatically locked doors when I go into the bathroom always.

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Speaker 1: I just do. And I think it used to be

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid and my mom or dad

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Speaker 1: were trying to chase me down to thank me, I

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Speaker 1: kind of noob where if you just turn your thumb

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Speaker 1: door as you're slamming it shut. There. You see, I'm

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Speaker 1: the opposite because I have because I have kids, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've always, in case they needed me,

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Speaker 1: kept the door open. That I'll be sitting on the

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Speaker 1: bowl and the door comes fling it open, and then okay,

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Speaker 1: so what do you do though? Is there? Okay, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: what do you do that you don't talk about? Hell? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got to think about this. I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay on the bathroom toilet theme. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: very nice. What I do and I don't talk about

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Speaker 1: every two weeks. Sheer multitasking. So I literally take a

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Speaker 1: there and I literally I'm just as I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: open up mail. And so you've talked about it, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I never told Once you tell people what you

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Speaker 1: do in private, it's not really all that awful. Can

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Speaker 1: we all do things? Yeah, for sure, Bethany's brewing. She's

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Speaker 1: got one brewing kind of think, because I've talked about

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Speaker 1: all of mine. Like as soon as I come home,

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Speaker 1: I immediately if I don't take just my pants, I

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Speaker 1: take usually all of my clothes off when I get home.

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Speaker 1: I hate wearing clothes. So there, she said, there's that,

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Speaker 1: But I've said that before of your clothes. Like I'll

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Speaker 1: walk around and like brawn underwear, but like I just

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Speaker 1: don't like wearing clothes. They use it brown underwear underwear.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I sing. I write Broadway

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Speaker 1: songs and sing them at home to myself and you know,

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Speaker 1: whatever object I'm working with, Like if I'm cooking, I

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Speaker 1: sing to the pan. If I'm watering plants, I sing

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Speaker 1: to the plants like I'm snow white. I think so

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Speaker 1: many people do that, but they stand in front of

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Speaker 1: the mirror with the brush and they go, I'd like

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Speaker 1: to thank the academy. Just think I've never done that.

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Speaker 1: Day I admit this on the air. I actually, uh,

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Speaker 1: These are the weird things we do, but we just

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Speaker 1: don't talk about them. And I want everyone listening to

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Speaker 1: this podcast to do this with your friends. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of a fun exercise. But so far, Great T hasn't

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Speaker 1: said anything. David Brodie hasn't said anything. Uh, Danielle haven't

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Speaker 1: really admitted anything. But I will admit one thing. So

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Speaker 1: I scratched my scalp. You want to do that, like

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Speaker 1: then look at the white in my fingernail. But sometimes

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Speaker 1: You said to admit embarrassing things a white growing alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna with the belt already and the

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Speaker 1: All right, you're just jumping on the bandwagon. Now, do

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Speaker 1: you when you when you're by yourself in the house

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Speaker 1: You know that creaky house. I have it in the country.

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Speaker 1: When I'm there alone, Max and I will go together

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Speaker 1: Just saying my mom, my mom lives in she has

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Speaker 1: my mom's house is. So I told you my mom

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Speaker 1: has several ghosts that every Garris is joining us trying

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Speaker 1: to keep it on topic. It is like what things

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Speaker 1: weird things do you do? You just don't talk about. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just said, I check every room in the house

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Speaker 1: all means, and and Nate, don't think you're off the

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Speaker 1: hook here in Great Tea. Go ahead. Let's assume you

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Speaker 1: Garrett is away tea. What do you do? My back

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Speaker 1: I've never faced the water. I always faced the water.

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Speaker 1: water like if I'm rinsing my face off, but like

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Speaker 1: That's weird? You just don't talk about it, talk about it? Really, okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the point where Good Boys an enormous book. I enjoy

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Speaker 1: like he's marking his territory, well, eldest. The weird thing

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Speaker 1: He passes two bathrooms in his house. So yesterday, for instance,

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Speaker 1: Now have you ever have you tried to analyze this

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Speaker 1: Is that something weird about this? I said? I said,

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Speaker 1: a topic and like, admit this now here we are

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Speaker 1: doing this, but I feel like, why are you? We're here?

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Speaker 1: Can we figure out why you do it? And you're

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Speaker 1: following the question, if you could just focus for one minute,

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Speaker 1: why do you think you pay on your house? I've

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Speaker 1: never asked this question to anyone. Where's Rob going? Don't leave, Rob,

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Speaker 1: don't We've got to go upstairs and do it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I loved it. So it's dark on that side of

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Speaker 1: think you do it? Why do you enjoy it so much?

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Speaker 1: Because when I pull my pants down right, weener. I

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Speaker 1: hitting the not the shame. Does your family know you

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