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Speaker 3: Hello everyone, Oh god, I can really hear it. This

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Speaker 3: is the first time we are hearing ourselves. It's uh.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of a punishment for the late episode. We

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Speaker 3: are forcing ourselves to think retrospectively and hear ourselves. I

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Speaker 3: think this is it should be man, It's mandatory in

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Speaker 3: the curriculum for a man at the mic is self

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Speaker 3: reflection in a way, and we're giving it a shot here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you put the headphones on to really almost like

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Speaker 5: think before you speak.

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Speaker 3: It just it's just like.

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Speaker 5: Speaking and an and then yes, you get to just

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Speaker 5: listen back just to hear what you're what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: It's the Joe Rogan experience.

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Speaker 5: You hear the impact the reality. Yeah, women deserve rights.

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Speaker 5: So now I hear what that mariny in that? Yes,

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Speaker 5: I agree with that. It could be your mantra or something.

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Speaker 5: And you just saw a little a new intro. Thank

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Speaker 5: you to Robert animated something fun for us. So that's

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Speaker 5: our supposed to be a depiction of us. I think

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Speaker 5: we jump into the episode. I think that's what it is.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to out of character. Oh the five stars on Spotify.

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Speaker 5: If there's a rating system on Apple also sure, yeah

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Speaker 5: there must Yeah, well I think everything has a rating system,

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Speaker 5: so yeah, like YouTube, like I guess, Yeah, we were late.

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Speaker 3: We had a busy weekend. You had your mother in

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Speaker 3: law in town, and did you enjoy that was that fun.

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Speaker 5: Yes and no. Okay, so mother in law not yet,

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Speaker 5: that's not true just yet. No, but I got a

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Speaker 5: feeling of what it would be like if she was

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Speaker 5: time with her. Okay, she's very similar to Mandy, right. Interesting,

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Speaker 5: a couple of arguments between them. Okay, we get to

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Speaker 5: see family dynamic now really coming through, really shining.

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Speaker 3: Any topics hot hot topics of discussion, a.

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Speaker 5: Lot of stuff from the past, I guess bringing up

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Speaker 5: remember when you did this to me, mom? Well remember

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Speaker 5: when you did this, this that. So I'm kind of

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Speaker 5: listening in and I get to kind of learn about

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Speaker 5: both of them, and you know what, at the end

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Speaker 5: of it, I came out and said, Yep, I think

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Speaker 5: I'll stick with these people. I'll stick with this family.

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Speaker 5: It was a little uncomfortable, but you know what, overall,

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Speaker 5: I would rate it maybe six point five out of ten.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, that's rating your your your girlfriend six point five.

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Speaker 3: I've heard people give worse above average. That's all you

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Speaker 5: Well, it was no, it was my it was my girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: When she's a on her mom oh excuse me. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: so just no, I no, I love my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: It's just well, you rate her, her mom, her your girlfriend?

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Speaker 5: Maybe, oh well I would rate her. I would rate

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Speaker 5: mania in nine point five because none of it's perfect.

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Speaker 3: You just lost a lot of bias sees on that,

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Speaker 3: and I think, really, that's what do you well it all? Will?

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Speaker 3: I've heard heard man you would rate me, and.

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Speaker 5: You know, you know what she would rate men? You

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Speaker 5: would have fun rating and you should do pages on pages. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I think she would rate me a seven. So guys,

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Speaker 5: don't cancel your biases just yet.

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Speaker 3: The the and for my what I know watching on

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Speaker 5: You live in a fantasy world. Women, You're not a

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Speaker 5: ten out of ten. No one's a ten out of ten. Wow,

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Speaker 5: it doesn't exist, because what is ten?

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Speaker 3: Let's let's be realistic. Let's truly be realistic.

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Speaker 5: You know, you can say ten out of ten and

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Speaker 5: try to be all motivational and whatever and YadA, YadA YadA,

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Speaker 3: A ten out of ten. Gwyneth Paltrow, God is a

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Speaker 5: you rate yourself? Actually, so let's continue with this.

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Speaker 3: I would rate myself and don't say ten out of

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Speaker 3: ten because I'm going to quit the podcast. I see

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Speaker 3: you want room, You want room there for you want

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Speaker 3: to see me grow. That's why I want to see

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Speaker 3: you grow. That's why you would say I don't. I

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Speaker 3: can't be around someone he thinks they've achieved it all.

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Speaker 3: I want to be next to a grower. I probably

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Speaker 3: go seven. Okay, nice and a lot.

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Speaker 3: Course, I love that, and that's I think seven across. Uh,

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Speaker 3: a probably like Garth or Andrew probably Andrew Vinnie Andrew Hacker.

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Speaker 3: What do you rate yourself out of ten? If this

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Speaker 5: He doesn't really like when you talk about his TikTok idols.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, because I hate you know, and ugly people

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Speaker 5: And then also also you know you're held to such

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Speaker 5: a high standard. Oh my gosh, now you're walking around

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Damn? That must be a really

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Speaker 3: Bennie's got great shoulders, a lordie. He takes it just so,

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Speaker 3: And it's not just the guys we'd like to talk about,

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Speaker 3: but I we we saw Tim Dillon this weekend as well,

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Speaker 3: and that was so much fun. Fish, Hey, can you

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Speaker 3: go down, go.

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Speaker 5: Maybe come here, come here, come here, a little kiddy, bro,

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Speaker 5: I can't just watch your watch your That's fine.

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Speaker 3: He's he's a little well does he know he's getting

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Speaker 5: He's getting a sibling, and so he's a little bit nervous.

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Speaker 5: He's acting out. He heard me and Mandy talking in

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Speaker 5: the in the bedroom, you know about how we're trying

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Speaker 5: a name. Guys, So I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 3: Sit here and ask for you is it too intimate? Guy?

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Speaker 5: Guys can offer some names for cat names, but I

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Speaker 3: I would say it would be fun to give them

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Speaker 5: Sure yeah, So, I mean you can't hear it. But

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Speaker 5: the middle child now, and that's just that is awful.

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Speaker 5: But I'll give you the name. So we've had a

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh wow, we got to

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Speaker 3: change that. So Gilbert YouTuber. I don't know any YouTuber's named.

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Speaker 5: Gilbert, but that's the cat's Jarvis, okay. And then there's

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Speaker 5: I think the winner in my Heart.

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Speaker 3: Reveal, you know, I said, drop a list, so they

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Speaker 5: And Mandy still I have to convince her. The name

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Speaker 5: that I want I want is Nuke. So let that

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Speaker 3: Okay, So does that have like a story to it

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Speaker 3: or do you just just what's the what's the cutie name?

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Speaker 3: You know, the one and you're getting the cuteness aggression?

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Speaker 3: Where does that go from? Nuke? You got a plan for.

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Speaker 5: That, sure, But also no, because look I can sit

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Speaker 5: with fish, they just become unintelligible. Sounds gibberish. That's the cutie.

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Speaker 5: The cute names are gibberish. So if you're talking about

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Speaker 5: like the baby names that we give fish, I can't.

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Speaker 5: That is information that you couldn't even torture it out

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Speaker 5: you what my my cute names are for my cat.

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Speaker 5: You know how sensitive that information is. That something between

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Speaker 3: I think you're not confident in the name Nuke, and

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Speaker 3: neither am I.

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Speaker 5: I think I am, and you're not. And I and

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Speaker 3: many I'm I feel like, but in visi line is

432
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Speaker 3: just the main ones. You can't. Yeah, documentary, No, I

433
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Speaker 3: mean we should. We should.

434
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Speaker 5: We should go into depth and really show people who

435
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 5: we are, how we as humans grew up. Everyone has

436
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 5: a unique story to them, and I think mine's one

437
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 5: of the most unique.

438
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.

439
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 5: I think I'm a very unique person that had a

440
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 5: very different way of growing up.

441
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 3: Well, one of us is a home birth. Is guess

442
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 3: which one it's me? Don't take that from me and Yemen.

443
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,199
Speaker 3: Who is that? Yes? Uh, yeah, we're gonna do it,

444
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 3: should we Yeah? Confirmed? And we also have a po box.

445
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 3: We'll put that in a description. If you guys want

446
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 3: to send anything, yeah, because it applies to out a

447
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: character too.

448
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 5: I mean, if you guys want to send us, maybe

449
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 5: we open something on the podcast if it's fitting.

450
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'll never do that. Never open

451
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 3: to an audio. It's audio first, is what this is.

452
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 5: Oh, we can describe it in great detail for you

453
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 5: audio listeners out there.

454
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 3: That's like, uh, it's like, uh, what is it called for?

455
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 3: They're blind?

456
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 5: We just lie to them because they're not going to

457
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 5: watch it, so they don't know what.

458
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

459
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 5: We just got a freaking oh my god, million dollars seriously,

460
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 5: why would you send this?

461
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 3: And it's just a chimoy pickle kit like our ninth

462
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 3: Chimoi pickled kit. Uh So there's that. But and this

463
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 3: accounts about hit thirty thousand, so it was very Thank

464
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 3: you guys so much for the support. It has been fun.

465
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 3: We hit thirteen hundred five star reviews on Spotify, so

466
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 3: thanks for that. Anyway, we have a I want to

467
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 3: tease the video we're gonna record today. Is it preemptive?

468
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 3: Is it that's happening today?

469
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 5: The one recording the game? Yeah, okay, sure you can

470
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 5: tease it. Should know, what's the point. This is a podcast.

471
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna be with people. It's gonna be with

472
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 3: people two other people.

473
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 5: One person has a two letter name. Can you guess

474
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Speaker 5: who it is?

475
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 3: And one has a twelve letter name. One has a

476
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 3: fifteen letter name. Okay, it's Zach Galifanakis. Guys. Uh so

477
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: there's that. When I was driving here, dude, it was

478
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: like the most the very strange vibe. I have turned

479
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 3: on Tim and Paula for there's some times where it's

480
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: just like I will listen to the less I feel

481
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 3: the better with no shame, chest.

482
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 5: I please get it right, for God's less I feel

483
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 5: the better?

484
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: All right? On me? For the name?

485
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 5: What are you using freaking some numbing agent? What did

486
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 5: I say the less I feel the better?

487
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 3: Well? I mean, are we known for saying things correctly? We? You?

488
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 5: I always I always say because I make it, I

489
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 5: make it a goal.

490
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 3: I know I know you really care about those things.

491
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, but we But I was listening to

492
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: one more time, the less I know the better. And

493
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 3: and then I just saw like an old man, very

494
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 3: cute man, with like a shaved not shaved, but like

495
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 3: fixed beard. So that's no acting not homeless, is what

496
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm trying to stress. Dappered just sitting on the floor, sobbing,

497
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: and he was just using his finger and like almost

498
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 3: like how someone would play in the sand. He just

499
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: was sitting on the floor and just riding on the

500
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: ground like that old man, but not so old that

501
00:25:54,720 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: it's like dementia. It was like sixty dapper working man.

502
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 3: And I'm here listening to the less I know the better,

503
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 3: something I would never listen to. And I'm seeing this

504
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 3: and then and then I don't know, and then this

505
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 3: is what happens next. I swear to God, I'm like

506
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: trying to look. I roll up to a stoplight. Guy

507
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: in front of me is driving like a jerk, and

508
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: we roll up next to each other. And I always

509
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 3: look at the person if they're a jerk, That's that's

510
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: what I do. So I look, I categorize him, I

511
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: see him, and then I look back straight and I'm

512
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 3: taking in the moment I look again. I swear to God,

513
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 3: and everything. He's behind me. Now, the less I see

514
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 3: to know, the more I am more. You don't know

515
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen next. And then I would just turn

516
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 3: off the music and drove in silence. I'm never listening

517
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 3: to freaking apology.

518
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 5: They say his music is psychedelic, and you had a

519
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 5: psychedelic experience right there was freaking what did they call it?

520
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 5: What did the what are Asians called it?

521
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: The ghosts? Oh? Man? Gin? Gin? No, that's all say

522
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 3: that's Arabic? Arabic? Yeah, I saw a gin? Why are

523
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 3: you on those better than me? Bro? First? Dun? Gin?

524
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: You saw a gin? Man?

525
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 5: I might be Japanese. I feel like it's it's everywhere.

526
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 5: They're all the same thing. Aren't they just like genies

527
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 5: or something?

528
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? I saw it comes from freaking So you.

529
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 5: Got cursed, man, So I wonder what's gonna happen. Is

530
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 5: this podcast going to stop recording?

531
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: Is that the curse? Today? Did yesterday? Bro?

532
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 5: Third times a charm man? We like we talked about

533
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 5: Oh no, we didn't visit the same topics really this time.

534
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 3: We kind of switched it up.

535
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you guys will never see the podcast yesther

536
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 5: day that was a crazy one.

537
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: It was and it was just weird vibes. And I

538
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 3: think I started the vibes in the morning. I went

539
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 3: to I went to work out. The whole time I

540
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 3: listened on loop to what's the song with Jeane Ako,

541
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: the girl who dated Big Shoes and No No No,

542
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,719
Speaker 3: and childish Gambino. Oh, I don't know, I don't know.

543
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: I actually wrote it down. I thought you were listening

544
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 3: to Groceries. B is that her? Eat that booty like groceries?

545
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: I thought you were listening that was her. No, it's

546
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 3: bed Piece, So w how does that song go? Let

547
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 3: me find it. I have to look up the lyrics

548
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 3: bed Piece lyrics. Careful here, wake up, wake up, gotta

549
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 3: get this paper, get this cake up. Because what I'm

550
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: trying to say right, it's a beautiful song. She's amazing.

551
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 3: So I'm listening to it on loop. But every time

552
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 3: this freak childish gambino chimes and just kills a vibe.

553
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 3: Oh I hate him? Whoa, I hate him? Oh I

554
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 3: hate you. There's this angel and then this guy from

555
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: Community who are you brouh? That's like listening to Beyonce,

556
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,239
Speaker 3: and Creed Bratton comes on freaking Jim Halper Bruh. I

557
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 3: don't need that. I hate you, childish gambino. He's like,

558
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 3: you're not on that level. Man, I you did. Hang on,

559
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: I'm hearing myself swallow. Now what did he do three

560
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 3: thousand and five? What's his big ones?

561
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 5: Use the headphones, Use the headphones. Reflect on what you're

562
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 5: saying right now, careful and.

563
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 3: I'll die on this and I'll throw a couple more

564
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 3: people in there. Amine bow, oh, one more, one more,

565
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 3: let's go more. What's the next victim? Wh's the next victim?

566
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. No, don't. You're a secret Frank

567
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 3: Coach hater. I don't like him. His music is amazing, astounding,

568
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 3: but I don't. I think it sucks. I of course

569
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 3: after Coachella, I mean, we have to have respect for ourselves,

570
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 3: you know, as fans, you have to draw.

571
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 5: Out and we everyone forgot about that because well I did.

572
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 5: I don't know about every Yeah, like Cardi canceled Europe

573
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 5: after this latest one. I forgot about that.

574
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: You have to draw your lines, folks. Kanye did what

575
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: that's mind that? I forget? What was his latest one ever? Bad? Yeah?

576
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 3: Rock that back? Who started this sampling vis J Dilla?

577
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: What song was that? It's an artist J Dilla, producer,

578
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 3: I know, but what song? Did he start it with.

579
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 5: A bunch of his disc His whole discography is sampling.

580
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 5: He's a producer.

581
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 3: But is it like were they were they records? He's

582
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 3: probably produced. I feel like maybe for like m F

583
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 3: Doom or something. I don't know. I don't know who

584
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: Jay Dilla is. And it just went black for a second.

585
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 3: And we put those on purpose so that you guys

586
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: can see the reflection of your face momentarily and think

587
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 3: about you know what we're saying. And it would be

588
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 3: kind of insane to watch a podcast sat and watching

589
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 3: it like that. But some of you are or still

590
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 3: have attention spans, and I respect that.

591
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 5: Is anyone watching this while standing? Is anyone watching this

592
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 5: tree take a picture and upload it?

593
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 3: Anyone twenty three, say twenty twenty four?

594
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 5: Though, whoa is anyone watching this in twenty twenty four

595
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 5: listening to this speaking to the future. We can do

596
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 5: this now. Okay, let's not get all No.

597
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: Someone started it. I okay, I'm not saying this to

598
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 3: give them props, but it must be young Gravy. Yeah,

599
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: you're right.

600
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 5: Gravy started sampling. I think he's the first one.

601
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying the ones like just take an unlimited

602
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 3: budget by the biggest sample, like actually buy the rights

603
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: to a big ass hit and then just be like okay,

604
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 3: I'll just wrap over it and it'll hit because the

605
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 3: song already hit once. It's like a lion King two

606
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 3: out here, Like come on, we.

607
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 5: Can actually set up an easy viral clip here if

608
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 5: we Because I know TikTok loves Young Gravy, so you

609
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: can actually do they Yeah, we can just like spend

610
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 5: like a second to just like give a flower to start.

611
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: So you met Young you went to the green room

612
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: at Young Gravy's.

613
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 5: Tour, Yeah, because he like he follows me on TikTok.

614
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 5: And so I reached up at the crowd and I said, Yo,

615
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 5: what's up? And he said, Yo, come to the green

616
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: room after and.

617
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: There's awes him. You said there was a blue powdery

618
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: substance all over the coffee table.

619
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said it like it's like an adrenthelene or

620
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 5: something that helps him perform. But I asked him, I said, like, dude,

621
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 5: like you are like the goat of TikTok, Like music, like,

622
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 5: how did you how do you do? He does, like you,

623
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 5: I noticed you use a lot of like samples and

624
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 5: stuff like that. And he said, like I'm or he

625
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 5: said he was the first person who did who made

626
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 5: the samples?

627
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? And huh and he's very tall, he's.

628
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: Really tall, like six foot eight or something.

629
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 3: Crazy wow? Yeah, and he did which one he did?

630
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: He did? Uh?

631
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 5: Baby gravy or something or what's I don't even know, man,

632
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 5: I don't know enough of.

633
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: His music, bro, you know what does that's the slang

634
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 3: for something? My baby gravy? Come on, you got baby gravy?

635
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 3: What makes babies?

636
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

637
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: Yep, I just cluded it. Damn, he gave you his

638
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 3: baby gravy. We could have snacked that, we could have

639
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 3: made the clip. And now the clip's done.

640
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 5: Give me baby gravy in the green room.

641
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: I fell a victim to the baby the gravy train

642
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: in the green room. Oh, is that what it is?

643
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 5: When he runs train with his friends or something, they

644
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 5: call it that.

645
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 3: If he's in under under enough of the influence of

646
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 3: enough of that, he.

647
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 5: Says, here comes the gravy train. Yeah, okay, nice, And

648
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 5: he goes and then they and then they genuinely have

649
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 5: like a nice Thanksgiving dinner after and pour the gravy

650
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 5: on them.

651
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: Oh that would be nice. There was a yeah, no,

652
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 3: and he did invent sampling and uh, well it's just

653
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 3: a try like the you know Nicki Minaj she kind

654
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 3: of bit Young Gravy with the new one, and I

655
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 3: want to say yeah, I didn't want to say it either.

656
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, like people are biting a lot of

657
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 5: what Young Gravy does, like they're noticing that that's what trends.

658
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: Nicky bit with her first song, Yes, and she took

659
00:33:59,280 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: the sample.

660
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 5: You took that one. And then there was another one

661
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 5: with a little Uzivert also another.

662
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 3: Everybody or something.

663
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 5: It's like, how many fandoms can we piss off in

664
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 5: one episode?

665
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 3: Speed Run? Let's just bring up Emma and CODYO over here. Uh,

666
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: she got number four? Is good for you enough? You

667
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 3: know that's stuff that's stop. Let me check my notes,

668
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 3: because I always write things I really want to bring

669
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 3: up with you guys, important things like cosmics, the new

670
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 3: McDonald's chain, which.

671
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 5: I'm extremely excited for because hey, another place to eat

672
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 5: that's technically not McDonald's, right, because it didn't is McDonald's

673
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 5: boycott it so we can go to cosmics, right, or uh,

674
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 5: it's a different names.

675
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: Look, it's an Illinois regardless, there's one in Illinois saying

676
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 3: like you're gonna hit it.

677
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 5: They probably don't have any money to donate to Israel.

678
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: They're I think, so that's the it's just the it's

679
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 3: just the way they're standing on the business is the

680
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 3: crazy part to me. Like Starbucks, we saw the stock

681
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 3: graph yesterday. Yeah, like the past month is just plummeting, plummeting, plummeting.

682
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 5: And it's like certain people are there's some sales I'm

683
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 5: seeing in the US half off on Thursdays.

684
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 3: Their drinks. Oh, some of you are pullding. I know,

685
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 3: I know some of you guys folded. I know something

686
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 3: freaking what is it? The gingerbread one latte. Really couldn't

687
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 3: even tell you what they're what their name because you

688
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 3: haven't even been in there. No, they're loyal. I don't. Well.

689
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 5: I think I saw an advertisement. There was a there's

690
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 5: always a sugar cookie. There was some kind of sugar cookie.

691
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 3: Oh wow, really yeah, I'm not for the cookies. I

692
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 3: didn't know. Uh, they had festive cookies and Wow, and

693
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 3: now you're just convincing the listeners, So thanks for that.

694
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 5: You know what this shows? This just shows that there's

695
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 5: room for another restaurant to kind of emulate it. Like

696
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 5: why are because I was talking to Mandy and I said,

697
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 5: what are some places like Starbucks? And we couldn't come

698
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 5: up with anything. I don't like, I'm gonna this might

699
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 5: be a hot take, but even just there's so many

700
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 5: coffee shops nowadays and they're all the same. Like I

701
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 5: hate when someone says, oh, this coffee shop is really good.

702
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but what's the actual difference between this one

703
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 5: and and the hundred others in the same neighbor The.

704
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 3: Only people struggling with the Starbucks stuff are the ones

705
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 3: who like the sweet treats because that that can't be

706
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 3: emulated so easy.

707
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 5: You can't the syrups that they use, what they put in.

708
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: The boom boom boom nine shots. Because if you go local,

709
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 3: they don't ye out. They're looking out for your health.

710
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 3: They don't want you to you want good beans, you

711
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 3: go local, that's fine. We also have another monopoly, which

712
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 3: is tim So it's like the illusion of choice has

713
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: been gone. That's why people are shocked in many of

714
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 3: these boycotts because it's like, oh, today is supposed to

715
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 3: be a boy is a boycott? Didn't leave my house?

716
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 3: Oh so you did it? I did it? Did you

717
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 3: do it? You boycott all the time?

718
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 5: I boy I I'm a serial boycotter.

719
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 4: Man.

720
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 3: I don't leave my house. Don't don't leave, don't spend money? Done?

721
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 7: Done?

722
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 3: What else? What's the next? Done? A month? A monthday four?

723
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 3: What do you all like? Do those a one day thing?

724
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 6: Then?

725
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 3: Don't worry? Like I can go five. I can go five.

726
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 5: I'm like trying to make it cool being a loser,

727
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 5: like going outside doing anything. I'm like, mom, guys, really, seriously,

728
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 5: you guys are not boycotting anymore.

729
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 6: You know.

730
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: That's like whenever COVID ended and people are like really,

731
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 3: we still go. You're started to go, yeah, you're going

732
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: really and we're like, look, it's great you're doing this,

733
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 3: and I'm not going to say anything to do You can't.

734
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: You can't as long as you don't say anything to me. Yeah, no,

735
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 3: you really can't.

736
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 5: You can't dog on them because it's like, okay, you

737
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 5: know what, you're right, You're right.

738
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 3: Where do I start today? In my like in my

739
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 3: Days of Tame and Paula, I see a woman with

740
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 3: a mask because well, for the first time in ages,

741
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 3: you know, it's still trending. And what are you gonna say,

742
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: especially if they're older? Fine, I don't know. You could

743
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: literally be like on the edge of death of like

744
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: sickle cell and like four other things like I don't know,

745
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: and how do sickle sell?

746
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 5: Now it's funny because you're saying, you're kind of alluding

747
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 5: that it's COVID. But guess what, I just checked the

748
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 5: news bird flu? What the coming back?

749
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 3: Bro? Wind flew? Is that even? Why are you just

750
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: putting animals in front of flu? Dog flu? Nuke flu?

751
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 3: Nuke flu? Bro. That was one of the names though,

752
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: for my cat bird. That was one of them. It

753
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: was you're proving me right, and I was trying to

754
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 3: save you some I was trying to save you some

755
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 3: grace here, leave them guessing grace. That's good. That's a

756
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 3: good one. Is it gonna be a boy or girl?

757
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 5: I want to pick the most religious name possible.

758
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 3: That's fun. Yeah, Faith, dude, serendipity. Oh, I'm taking that serendipity.

759
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name my next cat Faith. This is faith

760
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 3: and it's just a demon.

761
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 5: Ah, this is fucking sultan or whatever.

762
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: Sultan?

763
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 5: What is what is the name? What is Satan?

764
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: Shatan? Not Sultan? Bro, I think there's people name. This

765
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 3: is Shae down. No, you went the other way. Yeah,

766
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: I might take faith look out for twenty twenty four man.

767
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: But you know, look, there's probably a website where you

768
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: put in the square footage of your home and it

769
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: tells you how many animals you can own. Yeah, and

770
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 3: I pass. I don't think you. I think you're pushing it, Like, okay,

771
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 3: how can you get another three animals?

772
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys calculated three animals?

773
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 3: Okay, No, give them the specs. Yeah, I'm giving this okay.

774
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 5: So chiaha small chiuahua two cornishye, then two cornish rexes.

775
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 5: He's going to be smaller than his new brother that's

776
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 5: coming in. Oh, he's gonna be smaller when they're this

777
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 5: like when they're grown. So I would say, I would

778
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 5: say three four pounds. Do you think he's hapier than

779
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 5: I don't know anyways, size of apartment, let's say seven hundred.

780
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 3: You tell me, I don't know.

781
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 5: I think it's I think well, county balcony probably let's

782
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 5: say six hundred damn.

783
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

784
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 5: I live in a tiny apartment. Yeah, so I feel

785
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 5: like that's fine. They're not big fish and a fish,

786
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 5: so that might take up a little bit of room.

787
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 3: I think it's pushing it just logistically with litter boxes

788
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: and things.

789
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 5: But well, I'm gonna splurge on that litter box.

790
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

791
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 6: You.

792
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 5: I gotta get the rotating one. I have to, I

793
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 5: have to, I must.

794
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: Did you buy it today? You know there's a boycott? No,

795
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 3: I didn't buy it today? Good? What did I buy today? Oh?

796
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 3: My god? You know what I did?

797
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 5: I bought the merch for someone who won the giveaway

798
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 5: in our discord.

799
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the merch the one I'm wearing and all

800
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 3: the slushy Nubes merge.

801
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 5: That's when they picked. Yeah what was your name out there? Uh, Bridget,

802
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 5: I think that was your name.

803
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 3: Six days left and then it's gone indefinitely. Then they'll

804
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: be actually had a character merchant mid Jen So bite

805
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 3: it or not, but uh, it will be. It will

806
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 3: be on its way out. So thank you guys for

807
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 3: the support on that as well. So many people we're

808
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: seeing guys wearing and stuff is so much fun.

809
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome, and it's gonna be nice

810
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 5: to to take a bunch of money and just send

811
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 5: it overseas.

812
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 3: Yes, we are's gonna be a good feeling. It's actually

813
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: becoming a bit more of a problem, not problem, but

814
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 3: challenge because I yeah, I saw a TikTok. I was like,

815
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: if you are donating to Palestine, they are not getting in.

816
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 3: I'm like what, Yeah, So I'm actually thinking of like

817
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 3: low key going through my parents and seeing if they

818
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 3: could find because they're friends with a lot of palace. Yeah,

819
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 3: if they can find like just a family that's like

820
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 3: there right now. Oh yeah, yeah, we.

821
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 5: Get mister east Action going in changing their lives.

822
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be a better okay, because that's like

823
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 3: my parents would never let me don it like to Yemen.

824
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 3: They'd be like noah, well yeah, and we'll give it

825
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 3: to the people. Yeah.

826
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 5: That's why we've been holding off because it's like, yeah,

827
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 5: you're right, it's like you need to ensure that it

828
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: gets there.

829
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 3: Because it's like so hard to tell. They don't give

830
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 3: you a little tracking of like this was made to

831
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 3: fix this guy's arm. Yeah, like that would be nice, Oh,

832
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 3: that would be so cool, like, what are the stats?

833
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 3: What did we do? Yeah?

834
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 5: Maybe that would insane, That would incentivize a lot more

835
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 5: people to donate out, I would say, But yeah.

836
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 3: For many of you, here noon or not, we have

837
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 3: a segment at the end where we solve your problems,

838
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: send your dilemmas, your questions, your situation or whatever. You

839
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 3: got to add a character pod on Instagram, just dm it,

840
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 3: give it a follow while you're at it, because then

841
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: you get updates, such as the one I sent last

842
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 3: night saying the episode would be late. So just like that,

843
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 3: here we are, Hey, Hamza. I recently went on a

844
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: date with a twenty two year old man. Congratulations even

845
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: though I am a eighteen year old lesbian. No what not? Congotcha,

846
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: and things got slightly freaky. He texted me a week

847
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: after the date and said he may have chlamydia. I

848
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 3: think he's going to lead up to being Timothy Shallony.

849
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 3: Let's just say things did not continue after that. A

850
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: few weeks later, I went on a date with a

851
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 3: girl and kissed her and found out I had COVID

852
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: the next date. What's up with the transfer of diseases

853
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 3: on your first dates? I was wondering what you think

854
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: the best way is to tell someone you gave them

855
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: a disease on the first date. Also, can I get

856
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 3: a shout out? My name is Rinn. Thanks King. Also

857
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 3: for the record, I got lucky and didn't get chlamydia,

858
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: but COVID got who's getting COVID now? Lesbians? Apparently that's

859
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 3: what you.

860
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 5: Get for dating a man when you're a lesbian, stick

861
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 5: to freaking roots.

862
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Well, we're seeing.

863
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 5: Why are you a lesbian branching out?

864
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 3: Like what? Stick with a one? At least you get

865
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 3: COVID and not chlamydia. Marin chimes in, maybe it was

866
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 3: a female. Yeah, it could have been Timothy shallow May,

867
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: because that's kind of the type of man that lesbian

868
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 3: would go for, you know, feminine touch, aerodynamic, smooth skin.

869
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 3: You don't like the RM movement, it.

870
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 5: Still gives you chlamydia, which is such a feminine disease.

871
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 5: For some reason, Why does it sound so it sounds

872
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 5: like a name. That's why it's a beautiful name, chlamydia.

873
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: It's like lydia. This is chlamydia. That's a good one

874
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 3: to lydia short for chlamydia.

875
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 5: Also, if I remember correctly, chlamydia I think affects women

876
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 5: a lot harder.

877
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 3: That's what I heard, because you've got the snatch.

878
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 5: I think it's something that can work or something like

879
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 5: you can't.

880
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 3: Your what did you want advice on? What does she need?

881
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 3: Just how to tell someone? Well, how you tell them

882
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 3: is you just let them know. But you said how

883
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: to let someone know after you gave them Let me

884
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: make sure I got this right. So are you spreading

885
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: this as well?

886
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 5: Are you probably going on here? How do you let

887
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 5: people know you've gave them a disease?

888
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe send was wondering what you think

889
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: the best way to tell someone you gave them a

890
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 3: disease on the first date. Maybe she's like thinking in

891
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 3: their shoes.

892
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 5: I mean it is I could see how it's initially

893
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 5: an embarrassing thing to do.

894
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. The reason why there's a lot I think in

895
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 3: the first dates is because that's where the most risk is.

896
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: It's like when else are you going to get it

897
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: the third date? Like people are really walking around just

898
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 3: doing like well, they're just not getting tested. That's where

899
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 3: the problem lies. I think, Uh, yeah, you got to

900
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 3: pick better people and don't be afraid to, you know,

901
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 3: say cough up them papers something you know, they hit

902
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 3: me with that. They send them on the emails. Now

903
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 3: you don't even need you don't even carry a physical paper.

904
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 3: It's probably an email.

905
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 5: That's like Mandy wanted proof of vaccination, proof of no yep,

906
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 5: she wanted everything vaccination. Yeah, what do you mean you

907
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 5: wants anti vacs?

908
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 3: Okay? Is that like before dating or before cold everything?

909
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 3: It's crazy directly before a day.

910
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 5: Before well, before interacting with me.

911
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 3: Okay, that's it was peak COVID, peak COVID.

912
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 5: And then also you know what I mean, like check

913
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 5: you gotta get that all checked. Guys, that's this is something.

914
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 5: Let's let's break this freaking stigma around it, all right,

915
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 5: there's nothing wrong with asking someone if they're clean.

916
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: I don't think there is a stigma like if you

917
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 3: actually are not.

918
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 5: You are embarrassed. Young people are embarrassed to ask someone

919
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 5: if they're tested. I don't know why young people shouldn't

920
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 5: be having sex. Let's stop that. Stop children having sex.

921
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: You can stop that. That might get us flagged right there,

922
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 5: putting those words together. Underage better, underage, stop underage, No,

923
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 5: because underage is fine. I'm talking about children.

924
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: Move on, let's get a younger and younger. Here we go.

925
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 3: Next person, thanks for uh for that rin sharing that.

926
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 3: Next up we have anonymous whoah, scary. I don't know

927
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 3: what I say here. Well, this is about school. We

928
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: have a rule now that we're not taking just general

929
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 3: advice with school majors finances, because.

930
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 5: Do we look like guidance counselors. Come on, this is

931
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 5: this is an offer in your school that you can.

932
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, we got an audio message here from

933
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 3: Parker guys, so to.

934
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 6: Paint a picture. I'm eighteen called Treshman in Colorado, but

935
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 6: I'm from Hawaii and basically everybody thinks I'm gay, Like

936
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 6: everybody thinks I'm gay. All my friends are like, oh ha,

937
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 6: like my my first man, I thought you were gay.

938
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 6: Girls will approach me and I'll be like, oh sorry,

939
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 6: like I'm sright, but I literally it's like funny, but

940
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 6: it's also kind of like an issue because I'm like,

941
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 6: what is he even going on? I literally have never

942
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 6: like no man has like approached me ever. You know,

943
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 6: it's just like so like what I sent pictures for reference?

944
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 6: I guess, but yeah, basically what do I do? Like

945
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 6: I don't know what it is about? Me, and of

946
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 6: course there's something wrong with like looking gay, but personally.

947
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 5: I don't like I'm straight, So.

948
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't believe you. They'll be pictures playing right now,

949
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 3: right now.

950
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, like you're I'm sorry you're gay, Codd. You

951
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 5: are now part of the LGBTQ community, and you have

952
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 5: to integrate yourself, assimilate. I'm sorry. You were chosen, you

953
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: were chosen.

954
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 3: Look at her? Is this screaming gay? You know what

955
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you? Is this someone with COVID or

956
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 3: cha media.

957
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 5: But if the community around you is inching you and saying.

958
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 3: Look you are if you're in there ain't a lesbian

959
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 3: community with the men. Men are not approaching her. Girls

960
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 3: are approaching her. But she said simultaneous, simultaneously, men are

961
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 3: not Just give in, Just give in. I've been in

962
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: your series, believe it or not. One time I met

963
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 3: someone in a crowded area, let's say it was a

964
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 3: function of sorts, and they see me and they go,

965
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's Ham's up. And I was like yeah,

966
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 3: and she goes, oh my god, you're gay. And immediately

967
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: I straightened my back, I threw away my little cocktail

968
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 3: and it felt terrible, so I sympathize. They actually said

969
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 3: that in a happy way. Can you imagine someone like

970
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 3: knowing of you and then they see you and they're like,

971
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: oh my god, I could tell by just your presence

972
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: that you suck, dick. I need to work on my

973
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 3: presence if that's you know. So maybe it's a presence

974
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 3: thing posture. I'm seeing your posture. Maybe the fits this

975
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 3: one with the necklace art teacher.

976
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 5: Look, I think she just got claimed by the LGBTQ,

977
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 5: and that's it. They claim you. You're part of them. Sorry,

978
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 5: that's just the way life goes. Try to get in

979
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 5: another life?

980
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 3: Good right to be straight?

981
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, try to be straight in another life. I mean,

982
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 5: you can't do much about it.

983
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 3: Good luck to you and okay, and here's one of

984
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 3: the last ones from Emily. Hey, Martin and Hamsa, I'm

985
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 3: twenty one years old and never been in a relationship.

986
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 3: Do you guys think this is abnormal? Lie? If the

987
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: answer is yes, it used to really bother me, but

988
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 3: not anymore. The problem is I can't seem to think

989
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: of anyone romantically. Now what should I do? I'm pretty

990
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 3: reserved and usually like to be alone, and the exception

991
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 3: of friend, with the exception of friends and family. Should

992
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 3: I put myself out there more or stop trying to

993
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 3: force myself in a wanting a relationship. I'm just afraid

994
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 3: I'm getting to an age where I'm going to be

995
00:50:55,480 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 3: old for for never's too old for never having a relationship.

996
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 5: What do you think, I say, give up everything and

997
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 5: just maybe live in the countryside somewhere. Hermit, it's over

998
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 5: for you twenty one years older? You came me, you're soul?

999
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? Eight or over? Wow? Well, look he's Martin's the

1000
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 3: one in the relationship, so I think his opinion ways more.

1001
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, basically, live your entire life at twenty one.

1002
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: I am base. I'm basically in your shoes. So we're

1003
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 3: in this together together together, I say, you're fine, bright,

1004
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 3: chill out, like yeah, I mean, this is what you're

1005
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: in the market for.

1006
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 6: This.

1007
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if she's necessarily a mark

1008
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: for that. Well, I am a man. I am a

1009
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 3: twenty one year old man. You know what I mean.

1010
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 3: So you can wait it out, But just say, I'm

1011
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 3: just gonna tell you this. The hairlines aren't gonna get better,

1012
00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 3: you know.

1013
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 5: To actually be the deciding factor. Do you want yeah,

1014
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 5: do you want a relationship knowing that hairlines are receiving.

1015
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,240
Speaker 3: If you can wait, yeah, just to know that you can't.

1016
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: You might have a little vegeta hairline. You know, you

1017
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: gotta put up with what you can get other than that.

1018
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 3: On a personal cause, you're fine. Women, women have it

1019
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 3: hit a second wind at twenty four where they flourish.

1020
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 5: And bloom and men just start a podcast.

1021
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: So you're fine, And Ben Garcia chimes in, Here we go.

1022
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 7: Oi arms and Martin names Ben. I go to Uni

1023
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 7: and Manchester. Straight to the point. I the other night

1024
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 7: I saw my best mates go snogging another guy at

1025
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 7: the pub, and she was quite drunk, and she came

1026
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 7: up to me and was played in for me to

1027
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 7: not tell my mate about the whole thing. Her father's

1028
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 7: quite wealthy, and so she was offering me a some

1029
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 7: of money not tell him.

1030
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I just wanted no, no, no, no,

1031
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: no no, no, you just listen again, listen. He just lost it.

1032
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 3: I don't give a flying flip.

1033
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 7: And so she was offering me a sum of money

1034
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 7: to not tell him, So I don't know. I just

1035
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 7: wanted your guys, advice, like, I haven't told him yet.

1036
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 7: It was only a couple of nights ago, So should

1037
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 7: I tell him what she did? Or if not, like,

1038
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 7: how much money should I?

1039
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 6: All?

1040
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 7: Right, first time call her? Longtime listener.

1041
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 5: I appreciate you guys, traveled to like eight different countries,

1042
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 5: he s us bro.

1043
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 3: He literally I was. I wasn't very invested, so I

1044
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 3: got really mad. No, there's probably none of that's real. Really, No,

1045
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 3: I don't believe. You don't trust someone who says snog

1046
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 3: and then bounces he snagged uts.

1047
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, the real question is how much money would

1048
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 5: you have to be offered to not tell your best friend.

1049
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 3: That they it was only a makeout, only a kiss. Yeah,

1050
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 3: depends on the friend, of course, but let's say it

1051
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 3: was you. Okay, so okay, yes, how much money would

1052
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: you want to not tell me that Mandy cheated on

1053
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 3: me by making out with someone at the club eights? Okay?

1054
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 5: Now my question is what would you buy with that

1055
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 5: eight hundred dollars?

1056
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 3: Okay? So we can play with each other? Yeah, exactly right.

1057
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm thinking long term here. Thank you for

1058
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 3: chiving in, Ben. You actually did make us laugh here,

1059
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 3: But that wasn't advice. That's okay, We're gonna get one more.

1060
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 3: So many of you guys send in your dilemmas, and

1061
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: we we can't do all of them. Find no piece

1062
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: of advice here. Ellena chimes in, here we go. Hi,

1063
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 3: Hams and Mari and I have been best friends with

1064
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: this guy for many years, and one year ago he

1065
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 3: started dating a new friend I made. They're super They

1066
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 3: dated for a year and we're super in love, and

1067
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,439
Speaker 3: now they have just broken up. For our last year

1068
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: in university. Next year, I was supposed to be living

1069
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 3: with his girlfriend, who has become my close friend too.

1070
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 3: I still hang out with both of them separately. Would

1071
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 3: it be bad friend code for me to live with her? Still?

1072
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 3: Would that be fair on my guy best friend? Let

1073
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Speaker 3: me know your thoughts. What the hell is this guy

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Speaker 3: best girl best friend? You have hit that age fourth

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Speaker 3: year of uni? There's no you don't have How do

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Speaker 3: people have friends? How do people have a guy best

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Speaker 3: friend and a girl best friend? I don't think this

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Speaker 3: is right? Pick one side, pick one side to be

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Speaker 3: friends with? Yeah? Or like, how do you like imagine

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Speaker 3: Mandy just had a guy best friend? Oh my god? Like,

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Speaker 3: how is this going on, y'all, if Mandy had a

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Speaker 3: guy best friend, if you had a girl, if you

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Speaker 3: had a girl friend who you hung out with just

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Speaker 3: like I mean, I have a but you don't friend.

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Speaker 3: But I don't like you're not like they're not my

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Speaker 3: best friend. We're not even close to Like would you

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Speaker 3: go to like the concert with the girl and just

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Speaker 3: her would be with Mandy? So these people already met.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what. I hate this. I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 3: it's not even a principality thing. I'm not saying there's

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Speaker 3: some sort of structure here.

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Speaker 5: And also, none of this should affect you. Just go

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Speaker 5: live with the person if it's if it benefits you.

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Speaker 3: I don't care living with the guy and the guy

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Speaker 3: broke up with the girl. Living with the girl. She's

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Speaker 3: saying beforehand, she was the girl best friend. She was

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Speaker 3: this guy who dated this girl. She was his best friend.

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Speaker 5: Guys, welcome to the middle school podcast where we where

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Speaker 5: we dwelve.

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Speaker 3: But that's what it feels like. Literally, it feels like

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Speaker 3: middle school. So I think you need to graduate out

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Speaker 3: of this. I don't like this at all.

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Speaker 5: This is need some real come on, where's the Where's

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Speaker 5: like the divorce advice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been waiting for someone to grow up a little.

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Speaker 5: Guys, we'll wak you through divorce graphics after this episode.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna check and we're gonna tweak it on to

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Speaker 3: Matt Riiche stuff. We're gonna remove, we're gonna age restrict

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Speaker 3: this video all of you. Thank you for listening, guys,

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Speaker 3: and uh oh man, I had a note. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: we are going to be doing a live podcast in

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Speaker 3: your at York University early February. So if you are

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Speaker 3: in the GTA or go to York, look forward to

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Speaker 3: that that is true, and let them know how interested

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Speaker 3: you are, how excited.

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Speaker 5: Spread the word maybe, you know, maybe bring some friends

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Speaker 5: that don't know about us, try to introduce them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's it for us for today. Guys, thanks

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Speaker 3: for listening. And uh yeah, it'll be a solo next week,

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Speaker 3: so you're not going to see them for two weeks.

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Speaker 5: You want to say something, All I want to say is, guys,

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Speaker 5: I know I'm going to be gone for a little bit.

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Speaker 5: I'll be right back here in two weeks. I just

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Speaker 5: want to reassure them, like some people walk out of

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Speaker 5: people's lives and they don't reassure them that they'll be back.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be that type of person firs,

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Speaker 5: I'll be back, as John Travolta would say, uh h