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Speaker 1: Donate yours to Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. There's other dink waffles, just

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Speaker 1: don't This first laser story is out of New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Thirty six year old Jay Vaughn listed his two thousand

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Speaker 1: and seven Chevy pickup on Facebook Marketplace and said it

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Speaker 1: was in excellent shape. That's great. Yeah, he was hoping

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Speaker 1: to get around nine four hundred for the pickup.

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Speaker 2: All right, I mean that seems like a great deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually does. I'm sure he did. The Kelly Blue

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Speaker 1: Book thing sounds about right, and you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: We're just making up numbers, wouldn't you know it. A

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Speaker 1: potential buyer called and they both agreed he could come

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Speaker 1: by to check out the vehicle and seal the deal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, why is this in the news. I'm concerned about what's.

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Speaker 1: Going to get the next wrong. I know, the unthinkable

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Speaker 1: happened at the exact moment the buyer was pulling up

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Speaker 1: to Jay's home. A deer leapt over a fence, jumped

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Speaker 1: two other vehicles, and landed right in the bed of

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Speaker 1: the truck for sale.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so the truck comes with dinner. O.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't, because the deer ran off unfortunately left

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Speaker 1: behind a very large dent in the side of the

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Speaker 1: once Christine vehicle. Oh my god, it's crazy. The video

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Speaker 1: you can see the deer literally jumps in as soon

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Speaker 1: as the buyer is walking up to it. Are the

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Speaker 1: chances so Jane the other man were in shock. Thankfully

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Speaker 1: the guy was there to see it happen, Otherwise he

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have believed it. The good news is Jay still

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Speaker 1: ended up selling it to him, but at a nine

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars discounts it. Oh Man, This next Lazer story

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Speaker 1: is out of social gathering Central. If you want more

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Speaker 1: people at your holiday party, really push the idea that

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Speaker 1: you'll have lots of food, especially sweets, because in a

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Speaker 1: recent poll, forty eight percent of Americans say they've gone

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Speaker 1: to a party before just for the desserts.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean you know which friends are the best

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Speaker 2: cooks too. You're like, oh, I'll go to your house.

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Speaker 1: The Pole also looked at the most popular holiday flavors,

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Speaker 1: and pumpkins spice made the list, but it might not

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Speaker 1: be as popular as you'd think. It's only ranked fifth.

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Speaker 1: Gingerbread is our favorite holiday flavor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Then salted caramel, peppermint, maple, pumpkin spices fifth. Then chai,

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Speaker 1: cinnamon and bourbon.

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Speaker 2: Tasty.

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Speaker 1: Fuck cinnamon and apple.

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Speaker 2: Give me more bourbon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like bourbon balls or just three straight shots

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Speaker 1: of jack. Some other quick stats. The average person. This

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Speaker 1: is the average person. Okay, well, twenty six cookies over

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Speaker 1: the holidays, twenty five pieces of candy, thirteen slices of cake,

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Speaker 1: twelve pieces of pie, thirteen brownies, and another thirteen cupcakes.

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Speaker 2: Oh there's more.

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Speaker 1: Cake and pie? Cake? She makes cakes?

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Speaker 2: Does she?

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Speaker 1: Is? She a cake lady out of nowhere? Like you

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Speaker 1: wake up the next morning and there's a hole sheet

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Speaker 1: cake made on the counter.

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Speaker 2: For no reason.

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Speaker 1: I was just craving a cake. Plus, close to fifty

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Speaker 1: percent of us have hidden holiday sweets to prevent family

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Speaker 1: members from stealing them. Da, that's so true. The most

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Speaker 1: common hiding spots are behind other stuff in the kitchen cabinet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I saw a parent hack where they were

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Speaker 2: hiding them inside like vegetable bags, you know, frozen vegetable bags, brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Usually they're hidden in a cupboard that doesn't normally have

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Speaker 1: food in it, but the second place where no one

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Speaker 1: would ever check. Kids. Close your ears, don't listen. They're

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Speaker 2: It's kind of weird to keep I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: that I enjoy a you know, a quick vite on

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Speaker 2: there feels a little dirty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, This next slager story is out of Booze News.

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Speaker 1: Did you know kalua scented perfume is now a thing

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Speaker 1: that actually exists.

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to smell of my mom's best friend in

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Speaker 2: the nineties.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to smell like an Espresso martini. So vodka,

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Speaker 1: kalua and coffee.

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Speaker 2: Smell like vodka. You take a sniff of vodka and

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Speaker 2: you're like red alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're doing it as part of the Espresso Martini's

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Speaker 1: birthday this year, and it's selling for one hundred and

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Speaker 1: five dollars a bottle.

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Speaker 2: Whoa still on me.

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Speaker 1: If you do that already? Next up, a brand new,

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Speaker 1: unique flavored liquor arrives this month. It's from a place

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Speaker 1: in New Hampshire and their new brandy tastes exactly like

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Speaker 1: smoked trouts. Oh my god, I love no.

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Speaker 2: I've never what are you putting fish alcohol in? I

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Speaker 2: guess maybe it's comado.

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Speaker 1: You know they do this, They do juice and vodka, yeah, or.

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Speaker 2: Blood bloody Mary.

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Speaker 1: That's today. They're gonna start selling it for sixty five

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Speaker 1: dollars a bottle. And they also that same company has

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Speaker 1: a whiskey that tastes like crab and another that tastes

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Speaker 1: like deer meat. It sounds good, do you bro again,

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Speaker 1: he's a little like ruining the things Like I love crab,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to drink crab.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, elk would be a lot more tasty.

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Speaker 2: El Elk has so much better than deer, you guys,

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Speaker 2: Deer is pretty gamy and chik elk is delicious. Five

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Speaker 1: Maybe we're going to order get some elk. Finally, last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, in our Booze News roundup, a new

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Speaker 1: report found Americans surprisingly are not the biggest binge drinkers

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Speaker 1: in the world.

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Speaker 2: No way, Well, you've got to be Irish, is it Irish?

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Speaker 1: Sure we are up there. Turns out Denmark ranks first.

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Speaker 1: Thirty seven percent of all Danes have done some binge

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Speaker 1: drinking in the past month. Wow, way over a third

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Speaker 1: of the country.

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Speaker 2: Then, is all crashing bikes over there? Isn't that the

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Speaker 2: big Denmark thing? Well?

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Speaker 1: Then after them it's Romania They're thirty six percent, then

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Speaker 1: the UK at thirty five percent, and the US is

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Speaker 1: a distant tenth at twenty three percent.

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Speaker 2: Alexis, you need to do some more work this weekend.

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Speaker 1: You know, guys, I don't think I'm an alcoholic. I

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Speaker 1: should start up again far behind.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why, Jose we usually dropped down all because

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Speaker 2: you know, yeah, because I did. Okay, I'll just.

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Speaker 1: Think with It's funny though, if you look at the

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Speaker 1: stats for just women, we rank higher. We're fourth in

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Speaker 1: the world. Were liberated American ladies have gotten hammered sometime

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Speaker 1: in the past month. Right now, Speaking of booze news,

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Speaker 1: this guy doesn't touch the stuff. Okay, last time he

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Speaker 1: had some tequila he blacked out. And woke up in

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Speaker 1: Mexico with a shell on backwards. That's how means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning