WEBVTT - EPISODE 3 - Couch

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, don't we

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<v Speaker 1>don't want you anyway? Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe tried

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<v Speaker 1>too hard to be Auntie to Franco. Gina and Deja

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<v Speaker 1>hung out in a bathroom again, and Becky's body was like,

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<v Speaker 1>say the chick and look good? Is dej and Gina

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<v Speaker 1>in bed again? Is this dream again? Am I in

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<v Speaker 1>a dream? Um? Okay, let's just see what happens. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a jarring question? Ask when I'm high or really listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you pick seven? All right? This is look, it's question

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<v Speaker 1>number seven. So do you have a secret hunch about

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<v Speaker 1>how you will die? Even? Is this game genus like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six questions that leaves till a love saying that

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<v Speaker 1>you love me? I don't know. We just met and

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<v Speaker 1>like you're hut and all, but take me out first. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to spot you something. I think you will

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<v Speaker 1>be horrifically malbed by a polar bear in Antarctica on

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<v Speaker 1>January that I love Antarctica? Why? But also why a bear,

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<v Speaker 1>just like have one of those faces. I guess that

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<v Speaker 1>will be malled by a bear. What okay, name three

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<v Speaker 1>things you and your partner that's us appear to have

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<v Speaker 1>in common. Partner, you're really trying to give me whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always trying to get something pregnant. Okay, So what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think we have in common? Well, both of

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<v Speaker 1>our dads suck, so that's yea. And two we both

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<v Speaker 1>love tequila. And three, I don't know what do you think? Three?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we both want to kiss each other right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you are rick. Disa is a food. Deja is

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<v Speaker 1>a Deja doesn't want to have sex with Gina, mostly

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<v Speaker 1>because she's afraid of the virgina because Deja has never

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<v Speaker 1>had sex before. So when it's caught it from me

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<v Speaker 1>out ah, wow, you're cooking for me already. What can

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<v Speaker 1>I say? I'm a chef from now on, referred to

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<v Speaker 1>me as chef Desia. Oh yes, chef de Asja and

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<v Speaker 1>a professional ghost if I'm remembering correctly, professional coat. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>tour guide, well X tour guy. Now actually guy, I

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<v Speaker 1>got fired? What no? No, no, no, not the same

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<v Speaker 1>night the same night we met? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I threw up and apparently I called a little girl

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<v Speaker 1>a ghost. But then I found out after she has

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<v Speaker 1>stage four leukemia, so it was bad. That's so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I take full responsibility. I'm so so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know why I told you to go. You're so wasted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm home. Oh god, I have to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>my incredible night with Becky and Marie. Oh, I brought

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<v Speaker 1>you an oat milk Clotte, Gina, good morning. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>did you just get here? Oh? No, I slept here? Oh? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>How is the couch? Was it? Okay? It sucks for

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<v Speaker 1>getting anyone today. No, I slept with Asia. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>we we We didn't sleep together. We just slept together, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but in your bed? Correct? H Okay? Um, Desia did

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<v Speaker 1>I said? No, we didn't. Okay, just chose gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>did you want the latte? Dude? Oh? Right, yeah, of course? Okay, Sorry, Gina.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have gotten you on if I had known

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<v Speaker 1>you make a habit of staying here, But I guess

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<v Speaker 1>Desia doesn't probably these things anymore. So okay, Well, on

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<v Speaker 1>that note, Um, we're going to go, but Desia, hang

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<v Speaker 1>out against No, you're not going to stay for the

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<v Speaker 1>eggs next time. Okay, Well, I'll walk you to the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Did so? Should I text you? Are you gonna text me? Dot?

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<v Speaker 1>What's Desia? Your eggs are burning? Oh my god, Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you turn them off? What is your problem?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I guess it was distracted by abudding romance.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew nothing about There's nothing, do you know? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you everything. I even tell you about who

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<v Speaker 1>I make out with in my dreams. Okay, Well I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't need to know about your sex dreams with

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<v Speaker 1>Mariska Haggerty. Oh my god, it's Marishka Hargit how many times? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Not the point. Look, if I don't tell you, who

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<v Speaker 1>else would I tell? I don't know. Maybe someone who

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<v Speaker 1>watches n C. I S It's Law and Order SVU

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<v Speaker 1>Special Victims. You know it? Okay? Why did this thing

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<v Speaker 1>with Gina start? Well, we met at that rooftop party

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<v Speaker 1>and then just kind of hit it off. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>Gina is the girl from the rooftop Oh, the one

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<v Speaker 1>you really liked? Yeah? Okay, okay. And then the next

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<v Speaker 1>day she came here to pick up her sweater. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we slept together, do you? What first I did,

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<v Speaker 1>but not anymore. Gina told me last night than nothing

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<v Speaker 1>happened between you two, so it's cool. Oh but why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you just ask me? I don't know, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't know. See, this is why I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like liking people. Really, I know. God, it's the worst,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Oh? Speaking of um, we until I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about last night? Oh my god. Okay, what happened? Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a long one, so I'll just tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>On the way we got to pick up the couch couch,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, I gotta couch. Me set up to get

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<v Speaker 1>a catch couch. Come sit on my couch. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>how Becky ended up sleeping on the couch again. Memory

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<v Speaker 1>just went at it delightful and she was cool with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this morning she looked at me and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>well done, chill. Oh my god. And also, so I know,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think we're here? Wait are you sure this

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<v Speaker 1>is the place? Yeah? So you just said your destination

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<v Speaker 1>is on the right. All right, let's go. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys keep hitting it off, do you think you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be Gina's primary or primary? What do you mean? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>If I thought Gina was Polly. I mean, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's that serious about it, to be honest. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, didn't you meet Gina's partner last night? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I told Alex I wasn't distributing salvia to the community anymore. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you came here to get the s, just go

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<v Speaker 1>around the back, and since you're going back there, go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and just wheel that mult right through. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>do that for me? Thank you? No, no, no, no, no, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're actually just here for the couch. Um deja. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we spoke on the phone, are you Amoryless? Oh right, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Yeah, it's um. It's still probably best to

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<v Speaker 1>meet me around back and make sure you grabbed that

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<v Speaker 1>mulch too. What just happened? Wow? I have no idea,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's kind of hot. Yeah. Sure, if you're in

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<v Speaker 1>a paranoid pill, Papa's no, I'm telling you it's the

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<v Speaker 1>cheetah print. Okay, just tell me wheel this mult over.

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<v Speaker 1>This was not a part of the deal. Just come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you ladies are just so strong. Thank you for wheeling

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<v Speaker 1>that over. You know I've been wanting that done for

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<v Speaker 1>so so so long. Yeah, I bet your muscles are

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<v Speaker 1>sore right now? You know I know this cute little

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<v Speaker 1>massage technique. Do do I have consent to touch your muscle? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You have my absolute consent. Oh wow, this feels so good. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep right right there. Yeah, don't stop. That's so good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that that would have. I learned it during

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<v Speaker 1>my year in Vietnam. Oh are you a vet? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really like animals. We're here for the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let's get it and get out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you and Marilla's Can we go check out the couch? Oh? Yes, right, um,

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<v Speaker 1>follow me inside. It's in the front room. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>we have to meet her in the back if the

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<v Speaker 1>couch was already the front, Come on, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Just relax right where do you need to be? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>probably going to meet it with Gina later, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>just get this over. Plans already? Okay, then you don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget this couch. You need to you home more than

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Shut up, and no, we don't have solid

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<v Speaker 1>plans yet. But I did sext her even though she

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't responded yet. And also we are not leaving without

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<v Speaker 1>this couch. Alexa turned down music now playing affirmations. You

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<v Speaker 1>were alone, but not lonely. You were kind, not smart.

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<v Speaker 1>You were a strong, divorced woman of five marriages. You

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<v Speaker 1>will eventually, hopefully one day, get married again. Girls, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to try these smoothies. Oh, listen them. Oh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly just the regular stuff like vitamins and electrolytes, minerals

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<v Speaker 1>and metals, cocaine. I'm just kidding. I stopped doing cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>when my septum collapsed. Any who, take a sip. I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>probably allergic. So oh wow, this is good. Chloe, What

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<v Speaker 1>is there a hint of like bacon, but like creamy bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the pigs milk. It's nice and smooth. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's from Botanical Vitality. I have the Botanical Vitality lotion

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<v Speaker 1>to Oh what's Botanical vitanim So glad you asked. It's

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<v Speaker 1>this amazing community organization. All their products are made from

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<v Speaker 1>grass fed pigs milk. The pigs are raised right on

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<v Speaker 1>the Botanical Vitality farms. It's more of a sanctuary. Really. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but where's the cow? Well you're here, let me just

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<v Speaker 1>grab you a few samples. Oh my god. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love free samples. Okay, great, but it's um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not free. It's actually five, which is such a great

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<v Speaker 1>deal in my opinion. I take personal checks, credit card,

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever. You're gonna be hooked, trust me. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have like six box on me. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you take cash? Che Oh sorry I'm cashless. Okay, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe we can add it to the couch total

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<v Speaker 1>on Venmo? Is that cool dish? Whatever? I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Let's just get this couch and get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. Please, great, follow me to You're wonderful almost

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<v Speaker 1>brand new catch. So here it is where just behind

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<v Speaker 1>that stack of magazines and under those um plants? I wait? No,

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<v Speaker 1>um oh here it's in the corner. You see those

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon boxes? Yeah, right under there. What are you how

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<v Speaker 1>always supposed to grab that? Yeah? You know that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great question. Um yeah, I think we're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to clean up this room. We h. I'd help, but

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<v Speaker 1>my carpal tunnel and my undiagnosed sciatica arthritis are acting up.

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<v Speaker 1>If you could just start by bringing the boxes out,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't put them in the trash. Just break them

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<v Speaker 1>down to about three by three ft and make sure

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<v Speaker 1>to place them either behind the trash bin or on

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<v Speaker 1>the XI march on the ground outside. You'll see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't want to get fined. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring more smoothies and then i'll help supervise. Oh hey,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, let's go we go home. Wait, what about

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<v Speaker 1>the couch? What couch? Do you see a couch? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking around it, I don't see a couch. Pathetically,

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<v Speaker 1>underneath all those boxes, there's a cow, Chloe. This woman

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy, alright, come on, dude, she's she's home alone.

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<v Speaker 1>She just needs a little bit of help. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>can do it. Then I'm gonna go sit in the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Deja you heard her? Her carpal tunnel diatic arts right,

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<v Speaker 1>it'ssar acting up. I can't just abandon her, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the couch. I can't just abandon the Couchoe, Chloe. If

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<v Speaker 1>you fuck her, I'm gonna be so pissed at you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not going to fuck her today. Listen, this

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<v Speaker 1>couch is like fifty bucks, and if it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>what it did in the photo, it's corteous. It's worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what, I'm going to do this, But

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<v Speaker 1>you feel free to walk around or go sitting drunk. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>all hell to the three was later? Three I was

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<v Speaker 1>latest was later the funny get the couch? Thanks again

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<v Speaker 1>for the samples, No, thank you. Maybe this is a

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<v Speaker 1>bit too forward, but I'm getting this really great vibe

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<v Speaker 1>with you in your aura. Would you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>something with me next week? Oh my god? Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually was feeling the same thing, so funny. Yeah, here's

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<v Speaker 1>my numbers. I have something so great plan for you already.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't skimp on that lotion. It will clear up

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<v Speaker 1>your back knee, just like I promised. Slowly. Come on, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa dude? I think I just landed a date with whom?

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<v Speaker 1>And Marilla's obviously. Wow, she's such a catch. Is your

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<v Speaker 1>first date going to be cleaning her garage? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what if that's what it takes. Yeah, I mean I'll

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<v Speaker 1>clean her closet, I'll clean her kitchen, her basement, and

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<v Speaker 1>her pussy. Okay, okay, I am officially Okay, Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you like polly girls, and I just happen

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<v Speaker 1>to like hot older ladies. But see, Gine is only

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<v Speaker 1>Polly for now. She hasn't dated me yet. Um, did

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<v Speaker 1>she tell you that. No, But I can just tell

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<v Speaker 1>she went home with me last night and not her partner.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think this is a lot. All right, are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hanging out today? I don't know. She hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>texted me back yet. M hmmm, interesting mergenta Highway five

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<v Speaker 1>north and point three miles. When did you text her?

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<v Speaker 1>Like right after she left this morning, and then like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour ago, and then like three minutes ago. Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Please please tell me that you did triple text her.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't, I mean, ah, dude, how long have you

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<v Speaker 1>known her? Like a week? A week is like two

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<v Speaker 1>years in lesbian time. You know that? Yeah? True, that

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<v Speaker 1>is true, But days the trip texting rule still applies here.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do it? I just ruin it. You think she's

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<v Speaker 1>never going to respond? Is she? Calm down? Calm down?

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<v Speaker 1>You just you know what? You need a distraction. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta focus on something else, like what like dating other girls?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's dating other people, so why aren't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I just like her. Why would I

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<v Speaker 1>date anyone else? If I just like her? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>make a left turn and one thousand feet. I sort

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<v Speaker 1>of feel like when people date only one person, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they just get so consumed and obsessive with that one person.

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<v Speaker 1>They try to be exactly who they think that person

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<v Speaker 1>wants them to be, and then they lose sight of themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>You missed your turn recalculating. Fuck. Okay, Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about people, and maybe that happens to you, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know a sense that you haven't really dated

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<v Speaker 1>anyone yet, So how would you possibly calculating? Shut up, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to help you out. No, head west

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<v Speaker 1>On Pumpernickel Drive. Why are we on so slow? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm pressing. I guess, head west On pumper

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<v Speaker 1>Nickel Drive. What do I do? What is happening? Ship?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we just ran out of gas? What you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't check the gas games before you picked up the truck? Clone? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not my fault. I mean, why would they give

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<v Speaker 1>me a truck that has no gas? It's like Ed

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<v Speaker 1>westper Nickel drive series shut up, texting, Gina shut no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no cancel text series canceling text Okay, pull over in

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<v Speaker 1>this parking lot. Pull over in this parking lot before

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<v Speaker 1>we get hit? How do I put the hazards on?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, here, let me pulled the manual. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's right here, it's right here. Make a you turn.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the buck up series, make it you turn. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just take a breath. Fuck, we just ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of gas miles away from our apartment in a city

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<v Speaker 1>where we barely know anyone. Yeah, okay, hold on, told one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me just think for a second. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you know what, I could call my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I could use her triple A, but I think my

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<v Speaker 1>access got cut off ever since the Okay, well, what

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<v Speaker 1>if I called Gina? No, no, you know that this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't an excuse to call Gina. So no. Um. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I have a person we could call, well, technically,

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<v Speaker 1>do people my occasional lover's Becky and Marie a k A.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicky Maggy. I'm sure you would go for something like Brie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I considered it. Um, but I like Micky

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<v Speaker 1>because it gets a little messy, if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, wink as I am disgusting. Oh come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean like fluids messy, I mean like logistically messy.

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<v Speaker 1>Please stop talking. Let me just call him right quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Chloe, Chloe, what's up. I didn't expect to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from you, so so, hey, I've actually had a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a situation. Oh really tell me more. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Marie were actually about to Hey, Becky, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here too. Oh yeah, you're on speaker. Cool? Cool,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Guys? Not much like I was saying. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of in a pickle. We ran out of gas,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're stranded ship. That sucks. You know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I got a gas container I could probably drop off.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh yes, thank you, that would be amazing. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing is werne you haul, so we probably

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<v Speaker 1>actually need like a lot of gas to get back home,

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<v Speaker 1>got it? Got it? Yeah we should. We should have

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<v Speaker 1>you covered. You know. I'll text you when we're on

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Thank you so much, God, your life saver.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just share my location with you. Great, I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you soon, babe. You know you owe me right Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I do. Hey, yeah, I'm still here, so okay,

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye. Oh this is the first time Barrie has

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<v Speaker 1>come to save you. You know what, I have an idea,

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<v Speaker 1>give me your phone. You're not gonna text Gina, are you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not right now? Gina is dead to us. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, We're going to find you in New Gina. Okay, fine, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but only if her name is Gina. Whatever. Just give

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<v Speaker 1>me your phone a fast word please, okay, and the

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<v Speaker 1>password is season. Tell me it's Gina's birthday. Please don't know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your mom's birthday. Oh really, weird, that's what mine

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna send me. I'll just put it in. Okay, okay, installed,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get you set up. Oh huh, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>you already have an account. Uh yeah, made one like

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<v Speaker 1>last year, but it was only for like a day.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Let me just read back your bio for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. Okay, So it says my name is Deja

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<v Speaker 1>strong Star. I like tacos and pizza. Yeah, this is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see hard eyes emoji,

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<v Speaker 1>taco emoji, pizza emoji. So basically, you're just translating what

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<v Speaker 1>I said. Um yeah, and three eggs give it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kidding, jeez. All right, I'm just gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>in the Swedish flag. Okay, I'm not sweeting. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but no one is actually Swedish. Plus everyone loves Sweden.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the new Iceland, just like how Iceland was a

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<v Speaker 1>new Japan. You clearly thought a lot about this, yes, extensively. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just get to the swipe thing. Yes, okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl is cute. Her name is ing. Oh she

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<v Speaker 1>might even actually be Swedish. See the flag is working.

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<v Speaker 1>Already knew it. She's too blind and her eyes definitely

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<v Speaker 1>say she's dead inside. Okay, yeah, fair, fair, fair, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who's next? Oh this one's good, great photos, good bio,

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<v Speaker 1>authentic vibe. I hate it. Okay, great, I already swiped right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and to two others, wait, I look you already matched? Yes, Angie,

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<v Speaker 1>let's jump in those messages and ask her. That's fast, right, like,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't we wait a day? No? I mean is Gina waiting?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not? Okay, so I'm messaging her. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, hey, you seem chill, not super into apps,

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<v Speaker 1>but would love to grab a coffee. Here's my number.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit me up. Wow is your name deja? Because that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I would have said, Hey, fucking plus best brand? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh it's great. I mean it's Mackey was saved, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you heyd delivery. Hey Chloe, thinking about last night. Hi'm

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<v Speaker 1>rabe either. Oh hey, it's me Deja. Don't forget I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here too, Asia. Don't be jealous. You can join next time. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, I'm good. Just I just want to thank

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<v Speaker 1>you guys for coming to save us. We really appreciate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>dude's no problem. We're literally in the neighborhood. Um. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet you Haul who's getting married? Oh you didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to see of the date. And Deja and I are

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<v Speaker 1>having a destination wedding in Sweden. Sweden. Who doesn't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>love sweet Din Sween's like the New Iceland in my right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I keep saying. Yes, okay, so here's

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<v Speaker 1>the gas. We got three containers full, so you should

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<v Speaker 1>be all set. Sweet Yeah, you can get the containers

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, we'll get them back for me like

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<v Speaker 1>some other time. Cool, cool, cool? How much? How much

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<v Speaker 1>do we do for the gas? You os one of

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<v Speaker 1>those famous foot massages you give? Hey, you guys have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go fill up to say. Wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to tell you I found an awesome gid for you. Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dope, that's so awesome. Thank you, Becky. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>next weekend. Oh sick, Yeah, that should work, rights, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited our second paid gig. Yes. Oh, actually it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the booking for Asia. What Yeah, Daja, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any more of those songs that you played

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<v Speaker 1>the other night? You know the crowd went fucking crazy

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<v Speaker 1>for that ship brouh. Yeah right, it's a QPOC event.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll death crush it, you know. I'll email you the

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<v Speaker 1>deeps when I get home tonight. Wow. Thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>Becky for the gas and the opportunity. Yeah, no problem, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you later. And don't forget our foot massages. Chloe.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure you got it. So do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get some food on the way back? Um, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can get some ice cream. The creamery is

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<v Speaker 1>on the way. Who knows, maybe they even have creamy

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<v Speaker 1>bacon ice cream. No, I'm not really hungry. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>turn on the radio. Okay, get sure, Kloe, this one

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<v Speaker 1>goes out to you. I know you're feeling blue. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just guess ya. Cast Asia is killing and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why. You gotta give up. You gotta give keep upon,

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<v Speaker 1>you give all. You're never gonna be never This episode

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