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Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, don't we

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Speaker 1: don't want you anyway? Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe tried

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Speaker 1: too hard to be Auntie to Franco. Gina and Deja

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Speaker 1: hung out in a bathroom again, and Becky's body was like,

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Speaker 1: say the chick and look good? Is dej and Gina

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Speaker 1: in bed again? Is this dream again? Am I in

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Speaker 1: a dream? Um? Okay, let's just see what happens. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

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Speaker 1: That's a jarring question? Ask when I'm high or really listen,

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Speaker 1: you pick seven? All right? This is look, it's question

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Speaker 1: number seven. So do you have a secret hunch about

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Speaker 1: how you will die? Even? Is this game genus like

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Speaker 1: thirty six questions that leaves till a love saying that

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Speaker 1: you love me? I don't know. We just met and

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Speaker 1: like you're hut and all, but take me out first. Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I have to spot you something. I think you will

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Speaker 1: be horrifically malbed by a polar bear in Antarctica on

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Speaker 1: January that I love Antarctica? Why? But also why a bear,

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Speaker 1: just like have one of those faces. I guess that

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Speaker 1: will be malled by a bear. What okay, name three

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Speaker 1: things you and your partner that's us appear to have

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Speaker 1: in common. Partner, you're really trying to give me whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm always trying to get something pregnant. Okay, So what

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Speaker 1: do you think we have in common? Well, both of

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Speaker 1: our dads suck, so that's yea. And two we both

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Speaker 1: love tequila. And three, I don't know what do you think? Three?

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Speaker 1: I think we both want to kiss each other right now?

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Speaker 1: Yes you are rick. Disa is a food. Deja is

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Speaker 1: a Deja doesn't want to have sex with Gina, mostly

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Speaker 1: because she's afraid of the virgina because Deja has never

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Speaker 1: had sex before. So when it's caught it from me

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Speaker 1: out ah, wow, you're cooking for me already. What can

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Speaker 1: I say? I'm a chef from now on, referred to

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Speaker 1: me as chef Desia. Oh yes, chef de Asja and

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Speaker 1: a professional ghost if I'm remembering correctly, professional coat. Oh,

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Speaker 1: tour guide, well X tour guy. Now actually guy, I

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Speaker 1: got fired? What no? No, no, no, not the same

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Speaker 1: night the same night we met? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I threw up and apparently I called a little girl

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Speaker 1: a ghost. But then I found out after she has

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Speaker 1: stage four leukemia, so it was bad. That's so bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I take full responsibility. I'm so so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Don't know why I told you to go. You're so wasted.

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Speaker 1: I'm home. Oh god, I have to tell you about

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Speaker 1: my incredible night with Becky and Marie. Oh, I brought

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Speaker 1: you an oat milk Clotte, Gina, good morning. Do you

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Speaker 1: did you just get here? Oh? No, I slept here? Oh? Oh?

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Speaker 1: How is the couch? Was it? Okay? It sucks for

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Speaker 1: getting anyone today. No, I slept with Asia. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: we we We didn't sleep together. We just slept together, right, right,

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Speaker 1: but in your bed? Correct? H Okay? Um, Desia did

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Speaker 1: I said? No, we didn't. Okay, just chose gonna say,

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Speaker 1: did you want the latte? Dude? Oh? Right, yeah, of course? Okay, Sorry, Gina.

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Speaker 1: I would have gotten you on if I had known

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Speaker 1: you make a habit of staying here, But I guess

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Speaker 1: Desia doesn't probably these things anymore. So okay, Well, on

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Speaker 1: that note, Um, we're going to go, but Desia, hang

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Speaker 1: out against No, you're not going to stay for the

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Speaker 1: eggs next time. Okay, Well, I'll walk you to the door.

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Speaker 1: Did so? Should I text you? Are you gonna text me? Dot?

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Speaker 1: What's Desia? Your eggs are burning? Oh my god, Chloe?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you turn them off? What is your problem?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it was distracted by abudding romance.

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Speaker 1: I knew nothing about There's nothing, do you know? Come on,

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Speaker 1: I tell you everything. I even tell you about who

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Speaker 1: I make out with in my dreams. Okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: really don't need to know about your sex dreams with

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Speaker 1: Mariska Haggerty. Oh my god, it's Marishka Hargit how many times? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Not the point. Look, if I don't tell you, who

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Speaker 1: else would I tell? I don't know. Maybe someone who

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Speaker 1: watches n C. I S It's Law and Order SVU

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Speaker 1: Special Victims. You know it? Okay? Why did this thing

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Speaker 1: with Gina start? Well, we met at that rooftop party

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Speaker 1: and then just kind of hit it off. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: you really liked? Yeah? Okay, okay. And then the next

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Speaker 1: she said, I gotta couch. Me set up to get

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Speaker 1: how Becky ended up sleeping on the couch again. Memory

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Speaker 1: just went at it delightful and she was cool with it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this morning she looked at me and was like,

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Speaker 1: well done, chill. Oh my god. And also, so I know,

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Speaker 1: Oh I think we're here? Wait are you sure this

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Speaker 1: is the place? Yeah? So you just said your destination

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Speaker 1: is on the right. All right, let's go. So if

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Speaker 1: you guys keep hitting it off, do you think you'll

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Speaker 1: be Gina's primary or primary? What do you mean? Oh?

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Speaker 1: If I thought Gina was Polly. I mean, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think she's that serious about it, to be honest. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I mean, didn't you meet Gina's partner last night? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I told Alex I wasn't distributing salvia to the community anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you came here to get the s, just go

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Speaker 1: around the back, and since you're going back there, go

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Speaker 1: ahead and just wheel that mult right through. Can you

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Speaker 1: do that for me? Thank you? No, no, no, no, no, uh,

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Speaker 1: we're actually just here for the couch. Um deja. I

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Speaker 1: think we spoke on the phone, are you Amoryless? Oh right, yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, Yeah, it's um. It's still probably best to

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Speaker 1: mulch too. What just happened? Wow? I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: but she's kind of hot. Yeah. Sure, if you're in

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Speaker 1: a paranoid pill, Papa's no, I'm telling you it's the

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Speaker 1: cheetah print. Okay, just tell me wheel this mult over.

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Speaker 1: This was not a part of the deal. Just come on,

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Speaker 1: you ladies are just so strong. Thank you for wheeling

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Speaker 1: that over. You know I've been wanting that done for

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Speaker 1: so so so long. Yeah, I bet your muscles are

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Speaker 1: sore right now? You know I know this cute little

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Speaker 1: massage technique. Do do I have consent to touch your muscle? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You have my absolute consent. Oh wow, this feels so good. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Just keep right right there. Yeah, don't stop. That's so good. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I knew that that would have. I learned it during

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Speaker 1: my year in Vietnam. Oh are you a vet? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't really like animals. We're here for the couch.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's get it and get out of you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and Marilla's Can we go check out the couch? Oh? Yes, right, um,

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Speaker 1: follow me inside. It's in the front room. Why do

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Speaker 1: we have to meet her in the back if the

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Speaker 1: couch was already the front, Come on, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: probably going to meet it with Gina later, so let's

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Speaker 1: just get this over. Plans already? Okay, then you don't

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Speaker 1: forget this couch. You need to you home more than

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Speaker 1: I do. Shut up, and no, we don't have solid

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Speaker 1: plans yet. But I did sext her even though she

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Speaker 1: hasn't responded yet. And also we are not leaving without

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Speaker 1: this couch. Alexa turned down music now playing affirmations. You

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Speaker 1: were alone, but not lonely. You were kind, not smart.

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Speaker 1: You were a strong, divorced woman of five marriages. You

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Speaker 1: will eventually, hopefully one day, get married again. Girls, you

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Speaker 1: have to try these smoothies. Oh, listen them. Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: mostly just the regular stuff like vitamins and electrolytes, minerals

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Speaker 1: and metals, cocaine. I'm just kidding. I stopped doing cocaine

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Speaker 1: when my septum collapsed. Any who, take a sip. I'm good,

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Speaker 1: probably allergic. So oh wow, this is good. Chloe, What

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Speaker 1: is there a hint of like bacon, but like creamy bacon.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the pigs milk. It's nice and smooth. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's from Botanical Vitality. I have the Botanical Vitality lotion

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Speaker 1: to Oh what's Botanical vitanim So glad you asked. It's

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Speaker 1: this amazing community organization. All their products are made from

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Speaker 1: grass fed pigs milk. The pigs are raised right on

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Speaker 1: the Botanical Vitality farms. It's more of a sanctuary. Really. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: but where's the cow? Well you're here, let me just

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Speaker 1: grab you a few samples. Oh my god. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love free samples. Okay, great, but it's um, it's

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Speaker 1: not free. It's actually five, which is such a great

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Speaker 1: deal in my opinion. I take personal checks, credit card,

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Speaker 1: well maybe we can add it to the couch total

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Speaker 1: on Venmo? Is that cool dish? Whatever? I'm not paying

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Speaker 1: of here. Please, great, follow me to You're wonderful almost

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Speaker 1: brand new catch. So here it is where just behind

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Speaker 1: that stack of magazines and under those um plants? I wait? No,

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Speaker 1: Amazon boxes? Yeah, right under there. What are you how

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Speaker 1: great question. Um yeah, I think we're going to have

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Speaker 1: to clean up this room. We h. I'd help, but

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Speaker 1: my carpal tunnel and my undiagnosed sciatica arthritis are acting up.

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Speaker 1: If you could just start by bringing the boxes out,

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Speaker 1: but don't put them in the trash. Just break them

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Speaker 1: I just I don't want to get fined. You know.

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Speaker 1: the couch? What couch? Do you see a couch? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm looking around it, I don't see a couch. Pathetically,

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Speaker 1: underneath all those boxes, there's a cow, Chloe. This woman

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Speaker 1: is crazy, alright, come on, dude, she's she's home alone.

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Speaker 1: She just needs a little bit of help. Well, you

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Speaker 1: can do it. Then I'm gonna go sit in the truck.

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Speaker 1: Deja you heard her? Her carpal tunnel diatic arts right,

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Speaker 1: it'ssar acting up. I can't just abandon her, I mean

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Speaker 1: the couch. I can't just abandon the Couchoe, Chloe. If

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Speaker 1: you fuck her, I'm gonna be so pissed at you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am not going to fuck her today. Listen, this

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Speaker 1: couch is like fifty bucks, and if it looks like

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Speaker 1: what it did in the photo, it's corteous. It's worth it.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, I'm going to do this, But

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Speaker 1: you feel free to walk around or go sitting drunk. Fine,

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Speaker 1: all hell to the three was later? Three I was

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Speaker 1: latest was later the funny get the couch? Thanks again

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Speaker 1: for the samples, No, thank you. Maybe this is a

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Speaker 1: bit too forward, but I'm getting this really great vibe

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Speaker 1: with you in your aura. Would you want to do

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Speaker 1: something with me next week? Oh my god? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: actually was feeling the same thing, so funny. Yeah, here's

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Speaker 1: my numbers. I have something so great plan for you already.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you out. No, head west

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Speaker 1: the way. Thank you so much, God, your life saver.

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Speaker 1: I'll just share my location with you. Great, I'll see

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Speaker 1: password is season. Tell me it's Gina's birthday. Please don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: Hit me up. Wow is your name deja? Because that's

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Speaker 1: rabe either. Oh hey, it's me Deja. Don't forget I'm

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Speaker 1: dude's no problem. We're literally in the neighborhood. Um. Also,

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Speaker 1: some other time. Cool, cool, cool? How much? How much

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Speaker 1: wanted to tell you I found an awesome gid for you. Really.

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Speaker 1: Oh dope, that's so awesome. Thank you, Becky. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: next weekend. Oh sick, Yeah, that should work, rights, I'm

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Speaker 1: for that ship brouh. Yeah right, it's a QPOC event.

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Speaker 1: You'll death crush it, you know. I'll email you the

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Speaker 1: Becky for the gas and the opportunity. Yeah, no problem, dude,

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Speaker 1: We'll see you later. And don't forget our foot massages. Chloe.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can get some ice cream. The creamery is

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Speaker 1: turn on the radio. Okay, get sure, Kloe, this one

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Speaker 1: goes out to you. I know you're feeling blue. Let's

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Speaker 1: know why. You gotta give up. You gotta give keep upon,

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Speaker 1: you give all. You're never gonna be never This episode

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