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Speaker 1: Today, I afked up by having my pregnant wife catch

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Speaker 1: me ordering takeout food right after I threw out the

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Speaker 1: meal she made for me.

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Speaker 2: If it ain't taste good, then I'm throwing it in

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Speaker 2: the trash. Listen, I love my wife's cooking. She's amazing

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Speaker 2: and heaps better than I will ever be. In the kitchen,

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Speaker 2: her taste and food changed, and she's been eating things

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Speaker 2: she would never eat otherwise since she's pregnant, such as seafood.

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Speaker 2: Ever since she got pregnant, she's been spoiling everything with way, way,

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Speaker 2: way too much salt. Uh oh, and let's just say

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Speaker 2: the only thing that's salty isn't the meal. I'm hell

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Speaker 2: salty too, because she's ruined the food. Yes, she is.

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Speaker 2: The food is inedible. She went to lie down since

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Speaker 2: she was feeling nappy, and I threw away the food

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Speaker 2: since I knew she could not tell, and I ordered

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Speaker 2: takeout food. I will head outside and eat there. No

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Speaker 2: big deal. She doesn't have to know. It'll be a

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Speaker 2: little secret between me and the delivery guy death to

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Speaker 2: his part. Little did I know she was listening in

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Speaker 2: on me. Of course, it upset her and she began crying.

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Speaker 2: She accused me of eating our food. How damn you

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Speaker 2: never I came up front. I told her your meal

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Speaker 2: salty as hell. She told me she never noticed and

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Speaker 2: I should have pointed it out. And then she began

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Speaker 2: crying even more and said that it was true. I

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Speaker 2: did hate her food.

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Speaker 1: My meals I'm salty.

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Speaker 2: Now apparently I won't be able to see her naked

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Speaker 2: until next year. Sex is banned in this household, and

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Speaker 2: she said I can make my own damn food from

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Speaker 2: now on. Ouch, but there is an update. Oh, oh,

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Speaker 2: we're good. I cooked dinner tonight and gave her a

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Speaker 2: foot rub. We talked it out and agreed to be

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Speaker 2: honest with each other next time. She also called her

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Speaker 2: cousin over today. Her cousin told her the same thing

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Speaker 2: I did. After she poured her a bowl of soup. Wife,

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Speaker 2: you promised to get her blood test done asap. And

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Speaker 2: also before we went to bed, she asked me if

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Speaker 2: I could get bagels from the store. Oh, I thought

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Speaker 2: it was going to be a different type of bag Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And she said I could touch her bagel anytime she wanted.

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Speaker 1: Pink blink,