WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Egg Crackers

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>We welcome the return of Michael Oppenheimer. Scary take it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sammy is the boss of a car dealership and

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<v Speaker 2>he wanted to phone tap his employee Brian. He's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>new there, so I figured I would get him with

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael Oppenheimer figure try and sell him some stuff

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<v Speaker 2>of my own. The only problem is, at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian's direct boss gets involved also, he's also being phone tapped,

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<v Speaker 2>so he kind of falls right into the pit with Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>So Brian and his boss being phone tapped by Sammy.

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<v Speaker 2>My godness, seems confusing. Yeah, well, let's listen to.

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<v Speaker 3>It and see what happens. Here is today's phone tap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>with Easy Cracker, Crack eggs, siparate egg whites and strip

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<v Speaker 3>shells from hard boiled eggs and seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>What is her?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Easy Cracker for just nineteen dollars and ninety

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<v Speaker 3>five sense. You can take an egg, put it inside

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<v Speaker 3>the device, press a button, and your egg siparates.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing to do with this, bro, Have you ever had.

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<v Speaker 3>A problem where you cracked an egg and the shells

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<v Speaker 3>got inside of something you were making.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't sit here and listen to this, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>got I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Way too busy right now. Is this a business?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a car dealership?

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<v Speaker 3>Bro? Do you make breakfast at the dealership? What I

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<v Speaker 3>just told you? What I did? The egg siparator will

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<v Speaker 3>grab the egg as it fly. Man, somebody I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>go you Brian, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. With the

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<v Speaker 3>you just you you can crack the siparate egg whites

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<v Speaker 3>and strip the shells.

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<v Speaker 1>Crack eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>Crack you, dude, you need crack eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the device holds the egg. You press the handle

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<v Speaker 3>and the egg sipparates evenly and falls into the bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Blow sir. There is somebody in your life that makes

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<v Speaker 3>scrambled eggs for breakfast every day. Scramble one eggs? Are

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<v Speaker 3>you serious right now with this book? Listeners, you just

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<v Speaker 3>insert an egg into the easy creger.

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<v Speaker 1>Squeeze the cracker minutes ago, squeeze, shut up, squeeze the

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<v Speaker 1>easy crack. Shut them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, come over and squeeze.

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<v Speaker 1>You're asking joking me, you BMW.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Brian, This is mister Michael up at Imer

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<v Speaker 3>with Easy Cregor, the new way to crack the separate

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<v Speaker 3>your eggs. If you act now, you get the easy scrambler.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely igot about to jump through this phone and rip

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<v Speaker 1>your head off. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You're killing me right?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever wanted to scramble an egg inside the

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<v Speaker 3>egg before it even comes out? It's to the special

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<v Speaker 3>bonus if you act now.

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<v Speaker 1>A special boner for me. You just said, special.

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<v Speaker 3>Bonus for you when you crack in order, the easy

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<v Speaker 3>scramble bonus for you. Sir, Hello you of BMW, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>how are you? This is mister Michael up and Armer

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<v Speaker 3>with the easy Cracker.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you're selling products?

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<v Speaker 3>Is a place of business?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want to buy any egg crackers or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an egg cracker and an egg scrambler, so maybe

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<v Speaker 3>you would like to separate you getting me right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I just said we didn't want to buy it. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to buy it. Christy from Indiana right speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Eggs has never been cleaner or easier. I love my

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<v Speaker 3>new easy cre people who wrote it are you're a

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<v Speaker 3>human being?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And I bought one for my mom. What do you bake?

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<v Speaker 3>Clients coming in? Do you make cupcakes and muffins? Selling cars?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, let me tell you this can't emphasize enough.

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<v Speaker 3>If you call back, we're going to find you. Hang

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<v Speaker 3>up on this bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to BMW.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Easy cracker call here anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? If you would like to crack eggs without

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<v Speaker 3>any shells of this customers, what is your address?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to give you my address? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Does anyone? Have you ever saw them?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you come down here and bring egg crackers and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll crack some egg I need your social Security number

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can give you my checking your out

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<v Speaker 3>routing number too.

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<v Speaker 1>You want that? What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Like? I can work with that if you'd like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Who you call people and they give you their social

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<v Speaker 3>Security number?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? What the kind of organization do you work? Who?

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<v Speaker 3>Like? What is the name of the business that you

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<v Speaker 3>work for?

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<v Speaker 1>I work for ed M prick? You work for what

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<v Speaker 1>the E D G that I never brought?

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<v Speaker 3>E d M S.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I swear to God, come down here, loser, E

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<v Speaker 1>d M S group Sir my E d M S.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Scary Jones and this is all a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way anybody was out the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Sammy put us up to it. He said, here's your bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>Sammy beat Sammy's ash. Is that why you're taking an

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<v Speaker 1>early lunch business again?

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<v Speaker 2>What are we?

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<v Speaker 1>Duran phone tap? This phone tab was pre recorded with

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<v Speaker 1>permission granted by all participants the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show.