Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3: We welcome the return of Michael Oppenheimer. Scary take it away.
Speaker 2: Well, Sammy is the boss of a car dealership and
Speaker 2: he wanted to phone tap his employee Brian. He's pretty
Speaker 2: new there, so I figured I would get him with
Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer figure try and sell him some stuff
Speaker 2: of my own. The only problem is, at the same time,
Speaker 2: Brian's direct boss gets involved also, he's also being phone tapped,
Speaker 2: so he kind of falls right into the pit with Brian.
Speaker 2: So Brian and his boss being phone tapped by Sammy.
Speaker 2: My godness, seems confusing. Yeah, well, let's listen to.
Speaker 3: It and see what happens. Here is today's phone tap. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: with Easy Cracker, Crack eggs, siparate egg whites and strip
Speaker 3: shells from hard boiled eggs and seconds.
Speaker 1: What is her?
Speaker 3: It's the Easy Cracker for just nineteen dollars and ninety
Speaker 3: five sense. You can take an egg, put it inside
Speaker 3: the device, press a button, and your egg siparates.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with this, bro, Have you ever had.
Speaker 3: A problem where you cracked an egg and the shells
Speaker 3: got inside of something you were making.
Speaker 1: I can't sit here and listen to this, man, I
Speaker 1: got I'm.
Speaker 3: Way too busy right now. Is this a business?
Speaker 1: It's a car dealership?
Speaker 3: Bro? Do you make breakfast at the dealership? What I
Speaker 3: just told you? What I did? The egg siparator will
Speaker 3: grab the egg as it fly. Man, somebody I gotta
Speaker 3: go you Brian, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. With the
Speaker 3: you just you you can crack the siparate egg whites
Speaker 3: and strip the shells.
Speaker 1: Crack eggs.
Speaker 2: Crack you, dude, you need crack eggs.
Speaker 3: Like the device holds the egg. You press the handle
Speaker 3: and the egg sipparates evenly and falls into the bowl.
Speaker 3: Blow sir. There is somebody in your life that makes
Speaker 3: scrambled eggs for breakfast every day. Scramble one eggs? Are
Speaker 3: you serious right now with this book? Listeners, you just
Speaker 3: insert an egg into the easy creger.
Speaker 1: Squeeze the cracker minutes ago, squeeze, shut up, squeeze the
Speaker 1: easy crack. Shut them up.
Speaker 2: Well, come over and squeeze.
Speaker 1: You're asking joking me, you BMW.
Speaker 3: This is Brian, This is mister Michael up at Imer
Speaker 3: with Easy Cregor, the new way to crack the separate
Speaker 3: your eggs. If you act now, you get the easy scrambler.
Speaker 1: Absolutely igot about to jump through this phone and rip
Speaker 1: your head off. Man.
Speaker 2: You're killing me right?
Speaker 3: Have you ever wanted to scramble an egg inside the
Speaker 3: egg before it even comes out? It's to the special
Speaker 3: bonus if you act now.
Speaker 1: A special boner for me. You just said, special.
Speaker 3: Bonus for you when you crack in order, the easy
Speaker 3: scramble bonus for you. Sir, Hello you of BMW, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you? This is mister Michael up and Armer
Speaker 3: with the easy Cracker.
Speaker 2: Don't you're selling products?
Speaker 3: Is a place of business?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: We don't want to buy any egg crackers or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's an egg cracker and an egg scrambler, so maybe
Speaker 3: you would like to separate you getting me right now?
Speaker 3: I just said we didn't want to buy it. We
Speaker 3: don't want to buy it. Christy from Indiana right speaking.
Speaker 3: Eggs has never been cleaner or easier. I love my
Speaker 3: new easy cre people who wrote it are you're a
Speaker 3: human being?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: And I bought one for my mom. What do you bake?
Speaker 3: Clients coming in? Do you make cupcakes and muffins? Selling cars?
Speaker 1: All right, well, let me tell you this can't emphasize enough.
Speaker 3: If you call back, we're going to find you. Hang
Speaker 3: up on this bitch.
Speaker 1: You don't have to BMW.
Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Easy cracker call here anymore?
Speaker 3: All right? If you would like to crack eggs without
Speaker 3: any shells of this customers, what is your address?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you my address? Are you?
Speaker 1: Does anyone? Have you ever saw them?
Speaker 3: Would you come down here and bring egg crackers and
Speaker 3: we'll crack some egg I need your social Security number
Speaker 3: and then you can give you my checking your out
Speaker 3: routing number too.
Speaker 1: You want that? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Like? I can work with that if you'd like it.
Speaker 3: Who you call people and they give you their social
Speaker 3: Security number?
Speaker 1: Like? What the kind of organization do you work? Who?
Speaker 3: Like? What is the name of the business that you
Speaker 3: work for?
Speaker 1: I work for ed M prick? You work for what
Speaker 1: the E D G that I never brought?
Speaker 3: E d M S.
Speaker 1: Dude, I swear to God, come down here, loser, E
Speaker 1: d M S group Sir my E d M S.
Speaker 3: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: My name is Scary Jones and this is all a joke.
Speaker 2: There's no way anybody was out the radio.
Speaker 3: Sammy put us up to it. He said, here's your bonus.
Speaker 1: Sammy beat Sammy's ash. Is that why you're taking an
Speaker 1: early lunch business again?
Speaker 2: What are we?
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