1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,600 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 3: We welcome the return of Michael Oppenheimer. Scary take it away. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 2: Well, Sammy is the boss of a car dealership and 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 2: he wanted to phone tap his employee Brian. He's pretty 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 2: new there, so I figured I would get him with 7 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer figure try and sell him some stuff 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 2: of my own. The only problem is, at the same time, 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 2: Brian's direct boss gets involved also, he's also being phone tapped, 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 2: so he kind of falls right into the pit with Brian. 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: So Brian and his boss being phone tapped by Sammy. 12 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 2: My godness, seems confusing. Yeah, well, let's listen to. 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: It and see what happens. Here is today's phone tap. Yeah, 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 3: I oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 3: with Easy Cracker, Crack eggs, siparate egg whites and strip 16 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 3: shells from hard boiled eggs and seconds. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: What is her? 18 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 3: It's the Easy Cracker for just nineteen dollars and ninety 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 3: five sense. You can take an egg, put it inside 20 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 3: the device, press a button, and your egg siparates. 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: Nothing to do with this, bro, Have you ever had. 22 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 3: A problem where you cracked an egg and the shells 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 3: got inside of something you were making. 24 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: I can't sit here and listen to this, man, I 25 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: got I'm. 26 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 3: Way too busy right now. Is this a business? 27 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: It's a car dealership? 28 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 3: Bro? Do you make breakfast at the dealership? What I 29 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: just told you? What I did? The egg siparator will 30 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: grab the egg as it fly. Man, somebody I gotta 31 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 3: go you Brian, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. With the 32 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 3: you just you you can crack the siparate egg whites 33 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 3: and strip the shells. 34 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: Crack eggs. 35 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: Crack you, dude, you need crack eggs. 36 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 3: Like the device holds the egg. You press the handle 37 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: and the egg sipparates evenly and falls into the bowl. 38 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 3: Blow sir. There is somebody in your life that makes 39 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 3: scrambled eggs for breakfast every day. Scramble one eggs? Are 40 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 3: you serious right now with this book? Listeners, you just 41 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: insert an egg into the easy creger. 42 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: Squeeze the cracker minutes ago, squeeze, shut up, squeeze the 43 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 1: easy crack. Shut them up. 44 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: Well, come over and squeeze. 45 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: You're asking joking me, you BMW. 46 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 3: This is Brian, This is mister Michael up at Imer 47 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: with Easy Cregor, the new way to crack the separate 48 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: your eggs. If you act now, you get the easy scrambler. 49 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: Absolutely igot about to jump through this phone and rip 50 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: your head off. Man. 51 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: You're killing me right? 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 3: Have you ever wanted to scramble an egg inside the 53 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: egg before it even comes out? It's to the special 54 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 3: bonus if you act now. 55 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: A special boner for me. You just said, special. 56 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 3: Bonus for you when you crack in order, the easy 57 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 3: scramble bonus for you. Sir, Hello you of BMW, Hello, Hi, 58 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 3: how are you? This is mister Michael up and Armer 59 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 3: with the easy Cracker. 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 2: Don't you're selling products? 61 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 3: Is a place of business? 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 2: All right? 63 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 3: We don't want to buy any egg crackers or whatever. 64 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: It's an egg cracker and an egg scrambler, so maybe 65 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 3: you would like to separate you getting me right now? 66 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 3: I just said we didn't want to buy it. We 67 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: don't want to buy it. Christy from Indiana right speaking. 68 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 3: Eggs has never been cleaner or easier. I love my 69 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 3: new easy cre people who wrote it are you're a 70 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 3: human being? 71 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 1: Right? 72 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 3: And I bought one for my mom. What do you bake? 73 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 3: Clients coming in? Do you make cupcakes and muffins? Selling cars? 74 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: All right, well, let me tell you this can't emphasize enough. 75 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 3: If you call back, we're going to find you. Hang 76 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 3: up on this bitch. 77 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: You don't have to BMW. 78 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Easy cracker call here anymore? 79 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 3: All right? If you would like to crack eggs without 80 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 3: any shells of this customers, what is your address? 81 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you my address? Are you? 82 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: Does anyone? Have you ever saw them? 83 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 3: Would you come down here and bring egg crackers and 84 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 3: we'll crack some egg I need your social Security number 85 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 3: and then you can give you my checking your out 86 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 3: routing number too. 87 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: You want that? What are you gonna do? 88 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 3: Like? I can work with that if you'd like it. 89 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 3: Who you call people and they give you their social 90 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 3: Security number? 91 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: Like? What the kind of organization do you work? Who? 92 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: Like? What is the name of the business that you 93 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 3: work for? 94 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: I work for ed M prick? You work for what 95 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: the E D G that I never brought? 96 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 3: E d M S. 97 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: Dude, I swear to God, come down here, loser, E 98 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: d M S group Sir my E d M S. 99 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 3: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped? 100 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: Are you serious? 101 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 3: My name is Scary Jones and this is all a joke. 102 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 2: There's no way anybody was out the radio. 103 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 3: Sammy put us up to it. He said, here's your bonus. 104 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: Sammy beat Sammy's ash. Is that why you're taking an 105 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: early lunch business again? 106 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 2: What are we? 107 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: Duran phone tap? This phone tab was pre recorded with 108 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: permission granted by all participants the 109 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 2: Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the 110 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 2: Morning Show.