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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of alchemydos covid N. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, man, Kevin, No, thanks for asking.

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Speaker 1: I do not know the origin story of the term

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Speaker 1: kick walk. Why don't you ask craiguck Man? But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our hockeymys shower in no particular order. Please

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Speaker 1: give a hearty welcome back to put us a niche.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen the doc Class Action

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Speaker 1: Park or not, but please share any memory you have

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Speaker 1: from childhood involving an amusement park. I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: of Class Action Park. I think I talked about it

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Speaker 1: last time we were on the podcast, and I was

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Speaker 1: spoilering everything because I was so excited about the teeth

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Speaker 1: scraping you. Yeah, Oh that's right. You gave us hints.

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Speaker 1: None of us have seen it. I'm now obsessed with it.

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Speaker 1: My only comment is, I know you have to give

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Speaker 1: us the sad news, but why make me feel like

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Speaker 1: an asshole for enjoying all the death go until the

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Speaker 1: last act. Oh you know what, it didn't. It didn't

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Speaker 1: bump with me. I this whole thing. My worst amusement

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Speaker 1: park memory is that any memory of I have one childhood,

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Speaker 1: I was at Disney World, I think the only time

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Speaker 1: I went when I was like six years old, and

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Speaker 1: I got selected to be in the magic show. There

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Speaker 1: was like a little magic show a downtown Disney or

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Speaker 1: whatever that's called the World, And they pulled me up

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Speaker 1: and the magician, who had done a few tricks that

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Speaker 1: were to a six year old very impressive, said that

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Speaker 1: he was going to make me disappear and I needed

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Speaker 1: to say goodbye to my family, oh my god, and

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Speaker 1: the Nazis. I was looking around and my my mom.

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Speaker 1: It was, you know, smiling and like taking a picture

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Speaker 1: of me, and I just started like I waved goodbye.

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Speaker 1: I started sobbing, like out did they put a little

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Speaker 1: yellow star of David on your shoulder? You know? It

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Speaker 1: turned out the trick was just when he tapped me

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Speaker 1: with the wand a picture fell out and um it

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Speaker 1: covered me up like I looked like it turned into

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Speaker 1: a bunny like a rollout banner. But yeah, good idea.

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Speaker 1: That was a horrible thing he did. And then I

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Speaker 1: felt guilty, even as a six year old people pleaser,

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Speaker 1: of just like, well, I really messed the show up.

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Speaker 1: So I remember trying to like laugh it off on

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Speaker 1: stage and be like that. That's funny, so uncomfortable. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I love every squirrench of that. And thank you for sharing.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Now say hello to Chris Alvarado smiling surfer.

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Speaker 1: What could most folks do if they just put their

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Speaker 1: mind to it? Not a lot, not a lot um.

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Speaker 1: I think you gotta be realistic. Yeah, small, smalltainable goals,

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Speaker 1: baby steps. Thank you. Hey, there's James Ceeney, Jimmy John.

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Speaker 1: What the hell? I'm so sorry. I've lost track of

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Speaker 1: time because it doesn't mean anything anymore. And the more

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Speaker 1: I find that it doesn't mean anything anymore, the more

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Speaker 1: I realized it never meant anything anyway. Sorry, no, no,

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Speaker 1: don't be sorry. It's important we know how you really feel. Look, everyone,

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Speaker 1: Craigtkowski is back. Any memory you can legally share about

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Speaker 1: your cross country drive home? You know. I will say

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Speaker 1: that when it comes to hotels on the road, you

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Speaker 1: do get what you pay for. And uh, particularly if

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Speaker 1: you're looking to be across from a meth party in

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Speaker 1: the Greater Denver area, I recommend the town Bridge Suites

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Speaker 1: in Southeast Denver. H And also, I think you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're elderly chigbuahua, only pas and three of the

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Speaker 1: four hotels you're doing Okay, wow, I appreciate that. Every

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Speaker 1: damnag uh and last but I see last but least

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Speaker 1: he's just ya. I'm not even gonna have filler last,

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Speaker 1: but biscuit less gravy for you. If you think him least,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer Gertrude. Why why not? I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: why not? Because so often we so often it's why, right, why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Speaker 1: And then you gotta you're confronted with the why not

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Speaker 1: and everyone's like, no, that's that's some bad attitude. But

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Speaker 1: the why not is exactly why because if you don't

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Speaker 1: have why not, you're never going to ask that question

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Speaker 1: to do? And that's the second part of why why do?

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Speaker 1: And that's why not? Why not do? Because why do?

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Speaker 1: And that's the point of it all because if you

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Speaker 1: focus on these things, I think we're running out of time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the word du is the second half of why? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. Most all of our scene

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Speaker 1: comes from listener Thomas, who wrote, good afternoon, longtime listener here,

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Speaker 1: every one of you is still fantastic. Good to know

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Speaker 1: coming up on Jesus. I think October is year two.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving to Michigan from New Jersey soon and it

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Speaker 1: got made thinking of a scene. A nineteenth century group

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Speaker 1: is traveling West Oregon trails style, but nothing goes as planned.

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Speaker 1: Thank for all the laughs, Thomas, PS. I really think

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Speaker 1: you should give the alchemists code names. I think you should, Thomas.

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Speaker 1: Is there any more water? Is there any more water

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Speaker 1: in the back of the way. You know we're trying

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Speaker 1: to save it. Okay, it's a long trip and you

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Speaker 1: just keep drinking water, you splash it on your face,

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Speaker 1: and honestly, you were We're gonna now start divvying out

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Speaker 1: how much water each person gets a day. Thanks to

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Speaker 1: you did. No, We've We're gonna We're gonna separate some

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Speaker 1: water out for everybody at our first stop. Okay, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna rash in the water force. How are you gonna

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Speaker 1: separate water with your hands? Under We're gonna use some

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Speaker 1: canteens and each person is gonna get one half canteen

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Speaker 1: at the stop. You can drink it all, or you

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Speaker 1: can leave half the canteen full. We'll fill it up

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Speaker 1: the rest of the way on the next stop. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: We managed to try level for three days without seeing

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Speaker 1: a river of any good. Well, this is riverless County. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we've we've got to we've got to stick to

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Speaker 1: our God. This county is three days long. It's a

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Speaker 1: big county. I'm sorry I said county when I said

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Speaker 1: when I meant country. Okay, Martha, my dear, I love

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Speaker 1: you so much and I so love you. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's something wrong. My belly is adorable. Oh

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Speaker 1: thank you. I can't seem to stop. Fluid keeps two

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Speaker 1: keeps running out of my button. No, wait, don't, don't

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Speaker 1: don't recall, don't recoil for me. It's still me. It's

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Speaker 1: still me, Stanford, you love. No, my love did not

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Speaker 1: have a fluid to his blood hole. I imagine it's

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Speaker 1: a sing thing, unlike our love, which is here to stay.

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Speaker 1: Oh how do you? How do you suppose I help you?

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Speaker 1: Shall we cook it? Or or I could I could

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Speaker 1: give you some piece of pig. I think corking it

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Speaker 1: would be a wonderful idea. I have a cork here

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Speaker 1: from my grand duty. Pass it to you, and no, no,

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Speaker 1: I think it's better if you do the plug in

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Speaker 1: My love, but just married yet, this will be an

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Speaker 1: an official marriage, I think. Oh, like the ring. How

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Speaker 1: it's I'm telling you right now, Look, whenever we see

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Speaker 1: any kind of wagon passed by here, Okay, you jump

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Speaker 1: out in front and say, oh god, oh god, my

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Speaker 1: nipples have just exploded. Right, that's what I think. That's

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Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. You think that's gonna stop a wagon. I

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Speaker 1: think you need teeth. Again, Let's just wilp out and

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Speaker 1: hold the guns on him. That's gonna run away. Don't

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Speaker 1: make him do the neeple thing. We're on foot here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look we gotta get that wagon. We gotta get the horses,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get those pig pots. All right. Look, so

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Speaker 1: your nipples you got exploded. Then we go on the shide.

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Speaker 1: All right, I got the shotgun. Okay, Lucy, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: take the stick, all right, and then we get him.

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Speaker 1: Just stick. You can't have a gun, okay, lest one

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Speaker 1: they're gonna evenna fly away. You know what, Don't make

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Speaker 1: on she stops the wagon. No one thinks a little

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Speaker 1: out with the stick and you can pop popp after

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Speaker 1: she pop pop pops. Then I'll come up an move

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Speaker 1: the cows coming, Get the cow. Don't blast the cow. Cow?

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Speaker 1: How are you? My nipples just exploded? What are you

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Speaker 1: even doing? Jim? Can I just tell you I'm happy

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Speaker 1: that you joined this particular group of cows. Uh? That

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Speaker 1: human that was just yelling at you there? Yeah? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Did you make heads or tails? At what the hell

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Speaker 1: he was saying? No, I mean, I'm a I'm a

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Speaker 1: cow right very much, only speak at all. But you

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Speaker 1: you know the term heads your tails? I do know

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Speaker 1: that term. Do you know where it came from? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: so you're thinking I'm a I'm a cow? That as

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Speaker 1: was open. Well, I imagine it comes from coins. Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: have a tail, is what I was thinking. Right, Maybe

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Speaker 1: it comes from us. All right? Which cow are we killing? Well?

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Speaker 1: I wish I can understand what they're saying. The most

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Speaker 1: fattest ship, Which one you want? I can shoot them

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Speaker 1: both in the back of the head. It's not a problem.

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Speaker 1: Which one has the fattest ass? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: I wonder where when we're cows? Yeah, we're female cattle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why the hell is that? I don't know? And all

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Speaker 1: the bulls have girls names. That is strange. There's Linda

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Speaker 1: the cow. Just come out here and look at the cow.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that fa my love cork. No, don't

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Speaker 1: know the cork. The court seems to be working. We

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Speaker 1: want to do that again? I never wouldn't I know.

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Speaker 1: We don't have our water yet to rinse off seem

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Speaker 1: too much. No, no, I love you, You've just you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen enough. Sorry, I don't want to interrupt anybody.

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Speaker 1: fill up your waters. If you guys are ready, you

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Speaker 1: can hold your canteens out. God, we need a little

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Speaker 1: extra listen. I want to tell you guys. I this

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this. Somebody's sick, somebody's problems,

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Speaker 1: and and everybody knows that the rules are if you're sick,

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Speaker 1: you tell everybody so that we can quarantine you off

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Speaker 1: in a different Can I fill up your water? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up. I'm sure it's one

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Speaker 1: of the elder the older man. That's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: They're drinking so much water. It's it's Doc Collins here

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Speaker 1: here to inspect everyone's assholes that I didn't get to

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Speaker 1: tell them yet, But just out of just out of fairness,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna inspect everybody's asking just around tent to tent

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Speaker 1: taking a look at everybody's asshole. Hello, hello, Doc Collins,

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Speaker 1: why don't you start with the old people, the really

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Speaker 1: old people. Well, this is the closest tent to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna kind of work my way circular, if

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Speaker 1: I may. I've I've seen Martha's asshole a bunch, and

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Speaker 1: it is medically darling. Medically we do, we do our

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Speaker 1: I think it adds a lot of character to it, Sarah. Sarah, Sarah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why we chose you, because you're always thinking about others.

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Speaker 1: We're here. That's what. You can't pool from an empty kettle, Sarah. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: What do you want? It's been too long? I know

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Speaker 1: titlements first. Hold on a second, Hello, what Circuit City van? Boys?

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00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: Uh no, this is Circuit City HQ. I'm missing some

418
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: of my chord, my title five cat chord. I think

419
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: one second, did you take cat chord from HQ I

420
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: mean that's where we picked it up. Honestly, there's there's

421
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: the Cat five shouldn't be that bigger deal. I think

422
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: Cat six is the better stuff. I didn't think they

423
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: didn't even notice. Did you steal property from HQR. It's

424
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: kind of used to the Tittleman property, but there's extra.

425
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: Did you said it's in your home? I think she

426
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: can hear you. It's not that. I mean I can

427
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: said hold on. That should mean that you plug your ears.

428
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: I think I think you have me on speaker phones. Sir?

429
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: What che Sarah and Sarah's dad. Welcome to the Jade Dragon.

430
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: This is a spa where everything you do you must

431
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: do together. So this is great. You get one of

432
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: these little ladies to walk on your back. Oh yeah,

433
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: you're both gonna have little I'd prefer to do something

434
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: sol um. I really don't want to be start off

435
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: vulnerable with him with a roma therapy, with hug these

436
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: browny bites for everyone. No, that's we have a birthday

437
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: in the office. I'm sorry you just housed half of

438
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: that plate my god, are you and like you're just

439
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: so please please please, I see browny bites. I can't resist,

440
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: of course you can't. Not just has the gut him

441
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: self control. Now it's time to hug. I am not

442
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 1: hugging He'll smell that. I'm not hugging him. You got

443
00:28:54,560 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 1: your mother's eyes even start, don't even fucking start? Okay,

444
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: okay her too. Hello, Hello, welcome to the Jade Dragon.

445
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm noticing there's a lot of tension between you two,

446
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,959
Speaker 1: so we're going to ask you to this rope completely

447
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: and all right, there we go. Oh my god, now

448
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: do the hug again again? Did you touch you yourself? Dad?

449
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: What are those? Yeah? These were This is your mother's face.

450
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: This is this is a jade dragon. Oddly enough, I

451
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I noticed that. That's

452
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: very very grand today. Can I take a picture after

453
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: all Instagram account? Sure? Absolutely? Okay, guys, I don't have

454
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: a smartphone. I'm going to just use my cannon shoe

455
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: shot if you don't mind. Well, yeah, where we're doing

456
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: to get those at? Sioux City next month? The second city. Yeah,

457
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: the second city, Sioux City, that second city. That's yeah,

458
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: you guys, give up snacks. It's like Sam's fob. We do,

459
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: but no browny bites because I eat it myself. All right, everybody,

460
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: welcome back to Sarah's house. Now we're gonna go over

461
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: see what kind of progress trishes making again. Get a

462
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: little more bouncy, dam just a little more bouncing. The

463
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: problem is the bounce than Yeah, it's not a problem,

464
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: you got it. Okay, Can I get a count in please? Yeah?

465
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: Four three, yellow, fifty forty nine. Hey, everybody welcome. Oh gosh,

466
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: I really talked at the wrong time there. I'm sorry.

467
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: It seemed like there was a I guess it was

468
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: a mix, you know. Just let's just let's let's call

469
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: well no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

470
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: I think I got a great solution. Let's one half hour.

471
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: Damn it, it's going great. You guys are really doing

472
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: great work. And uh, I think we're going to get

473
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: a season pick up. Uh, if we can just finish

474
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: the day as strongly as we started. I want to

475
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: get I just want to get some salmon before it's

476
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: all gone. So if I could just scoop, oh yeah,

477
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: sure sure. I just wanted to say you're so much

478
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: better today. Than you were yesterday. Uh so, thank you.

479
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: Yesterday was was kind of I don't know, half asked.

480
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: But today is that the crew is going ahead and yeah,

481
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So oh talent, sure, sure, yeah,

482
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: get right up there. I don't want to say that,

483
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: it just feels but salmon is almost gone. Let Tim

484
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: gone first. That actually I don't need to eat. Yeah,

485
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: team start back up. Tim's in first, so yeah, go first.

486
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: I felt the house. Now, if you could just concentrate

487
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: on the lower back, I hold a lot of trauma

488
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: in my lower back. Okay, I'm feeling that. It's really

489
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: tough over here. It is. Can you unlock the door? Please?

490
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: Can you just unlock the door now? Because you gotta

491
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: stay in here. It's a couple's massige. You don't get closer.

492
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: If I opened the door, you're gonna leave. I wanted

493
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: to leave. Yeah, come on, Sarah, Sarah. We were told

494
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: locked in eye contact the whole time. Come on, I

495
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: don't want to look at you. I don't want to

496
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: look you need to look at his eye. You need

497
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: to breathe in the yucalyptus. Okay, I'm breathing this. God damn,

498
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: you can lip so I'm not looking at it. Look

499
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: in his eyes. He's just loving you so much. And

500
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: his whole body he had tattooed over there. Did you

501
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: see what his name? Your name is, Sarah right there?

502
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: Is it with an age? I don't remember? My god?

503
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: Is it with an age? Are you serious? Look? Baby,

504
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if I killed your mom or not.

505
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember a lot of stuff from that time period.

506
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: It okay, okay, this is a lot. It's all coming

507
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: out with the massage over here. Look, all I know

508
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: is I just want to be in your life again. Uh,

509
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: this is h Q. H Q um checking back in

510
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: about that missing cap five, missing cap five, hold on,

511
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: hold on, and you're telling how much more did you take?

512
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: I mean, that's like iron rod. You took away from

513
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: the foundation of HU, the whole role. I didn't think

514
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 1: anybody who uses cap five cable cap five cable. I mean,

515
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm so beyond that. You took concrete. You're taking foundational

516
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: rods out of HQ to put in your house to

517
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: build a We're gonna it was a mixed thing we're doing.

518
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: We're doing a sponsored thing. We're gonna do this TV show.

519
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: And I figured we'd have some leftovers from my place.

520
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, Okay, we got all we need

521
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: you guys, we got we heard should hold on. We're

522
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: talking about what. But you didn't put me on hold

523
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: or anything. You just you're supposed to pluggers. I don't

524
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: know how that's Listen. We have uh copper piping missing,

525
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: we have plumbing missing, we have electrical missing from HQ.

526
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: We know it's him, We know it's you, guys. So

527
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: you have two choices. Keep driving that van far far away,

528
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: never come back, or turn around immediately and pay pay

529
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: the price. Let's let's drive you guys. And Sarah, I'm

530
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to borrow eight hundred dollars. We just

531
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: had a huge Sarah, Sarah, you're you're you're getting really

532
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: like you've been getting, you know, so bitching again. You're

533
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: not a fucking therapist. You're not supposed to talk. You're

534
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: a suit. Okay, listen to you, bitchy. This isn't saying Okay,

535
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: you fucking proposed to her about twenty minutes ago, Africa,

536
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: and now she wants it. All right, everybody, this is

537
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: what we've been waiting for. Sarah and Dad are pulling

538
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: up after a luxurious spa day, and they're gonna walk

539
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: in to Sarah's new home. We have all kinds of surprises, right, Trish,

540
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: I can't wait to show them the crazy stuff he's done.

541
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: We put electronics places, norwean's ever put electronics. You smell

542
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: like alcohol. Um. Sorry, I've been working with I've been

543
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: working in the in the bar area and the bottles tea.

544
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: You know they're dripping um and so I and wide

545
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: and that you're working a program. So that would be

546
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: you don't work the program unless you you know you're

547
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: working it. So I'm working it. You never get a

548
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: die off. You never get a die off. No, that's

549
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: how that works. Now exciting, super excited. Okay, all right,

550
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: follow us out. I'm sorry both you. Uh, something happened.

551
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: It looks like Sarah went missing, but her father's here.

552
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh this is okay. I mean I think we can

553
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: move right in? Is it? Is it? Okay? Hold on? So?

554
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: Who who did you bring with you? Who is this?

555
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: This is my new bride? Very nice to meet you.

556
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure this is We had a glade house and

557
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: where and where is Sarah? Exactly? We had to drop

558
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: her off? Yeah, we had to drop her off. You

559
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: had to drop her off. The whole place looks totally transformed.

560
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: I mean I only vaguely remember what it looked like

561
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: six hours ago. But there's a touch screen and a dog.

562
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: That's nice. Oh wow, this is really great. There's chord.

563
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: There's catcord wrapped all around the whole place. Yeah, that's

564
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: kept five. As a matter of fact, it's the best

565
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: cord you can get. You know that. Uh. I'm a

566
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: manager at sux City, So a good city. Where you

567
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: drop man? Where did you drop Sara off? And we

568
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: have to drop her off? You just have to drop

569
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: her off. This is a really nice look. It looks

570
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: like a guesstop pup And I gotta ask, I gotta

571
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: ask my producers. So what's what's what's the protocol here? What?

572
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: He really needs you to be more bubbly and bouncy. Yeah,

573
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: just keep talking. Where is she? Where is there? I

574
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: think her father could drop her off. Well, we have

575
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: to get the shot. We have to get the shot,

576
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: So let's go with the dropper of thing. Yeah, she

577
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: didn't come back from a massage and you jumped to

578
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: I think he killed her. They dropped her off, They

579
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: dropped her off, and so how do we spend night?

580
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: So what's the copy? You need to do some blow?

581
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: I think you need to do some blow. You know,

582
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: I'm sober, sober, but you know what, I think he's

583
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: got a great point. Actually, I think we should do

584
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: some blow. I don't want to, I don't want to

585
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: do this, but I think for the show, we should

586
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: these brownie bites for Oh my god. Okay, alright, alright,

587
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: let's go down. Okay, I thought we were rolling. I

588
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: thought we're rolling. Welcome back to another Makeover Home edition

589
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: where people go missing, but the kisses keep on kissing.

590
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no. I was just gonna say, you

591
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: know what, when someone's helping others their whole life, sometimes

592
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: that person helps others so much they basically disappear because

593
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: they've never been tending to themselves. And if you do that,

594
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: if you if you give everything away to others, and

595
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 1: someone else is gonna have to sweep in and take

596
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: it from you. And sorry, that's why an an ultimate

597
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: Actor charity. Sarah has foreigned us in and said she

598
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: wants to give it pay it forward with this house

599
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: to her father who she loves. Wasn't that good? That

600
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: was great? That's great. Let's let's get his reaction to that,

601
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: if we okay, I also would like to be included

602
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: in a GAFT. Yeah, I'm sure she's given, but she's

603
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: not get it to me. Yeah, I just um. I

604
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: ordered someone to come work on my computer a while ago,

605
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: and no one was sent to my house and I

606
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: was still charged. Uh my name is Dawn, and and

607
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: so I was wondering if there were a n uh huh.

608
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: And I was wondering if there was a way for

609
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: me to be compensated. I was a van was supposed

610
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: to arrive with two members of the Circuit City team,

611
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: but they're on their way. He got a window of

612
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: six hours, so uh, well that's six hours. Was weeks ago.

613
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand why why it's taking so long, and

614
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to reach headquarters in Why would

615
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: you ask the phone down? Put the goddamn phone down.

616
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: I have to go. Sounds like it you suck. Who

617
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: are you? Who are you calling? Circuit City is a computer.

618
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: It was to fix the computer. You shut up, You

619
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: shut up. I kidnapped you. I don't think what's going

620
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: on with the hostage. You just called Circuit City? Why

621
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: you called Turquit City. You have access to a phone

622
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: for the first time in week, and you called Circuit

623
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: fucking City. Boy, I had an appointment for my computer.

624
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: Why you called nine one one down? They can't fix

625
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: my computer. I wanted Circuit City that they're coming. Oh Jesus,

626
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: that a scene too, Oh God, dumb bows for two.

627
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for Joy's character. Just the computer

628
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: waited weeks. See three comes to us some Conrad un parenthetical.

629
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: Since we wrote this email, he has become a Patrion member.

630
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: Look at that, uh, Conrad wrote, Kevin and Alchemy crew,

631
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,959
Speaker 1: thanks once again for keeping the show going. At this point,

632
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: I've even noticed the virtual aspect. Nope, I read that incorrectly.

633
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: At this point, I don't even notice the virtual aspect.

634
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: By the way, I did enjoy the sound effects on

635
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: a recent episode which I missed from the bygone days

636
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: of Raphael Bri I have a seen suggestion. It's simply

637
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: this edible arrangement. Keep up the great work, Conrade, bring

638
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: um that's the tour. Yeah, are you gonna get? I mean,

639
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: if they come up to the counter, there's double coming

640
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: in now, do you want to get? Maybe that is

641
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: the phone Holy ship that's the phone. Do you want

642
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 1: to get her calls here? Hold, I gotta, I gotta

643
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: hello edible arrangements. Yeah, I wanted to want to arrangement.

644
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh good, good, cook, cook, good good. Do you have

645
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: strawberries dipped in caramel? Hold on one second. Do we

646
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: have strawberries dipped in caramel? Yes? Yeah, we got that. Okay,

647
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like those. Let me get the pretzels.

648
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Got pretzels? Yeah, yeah, we got pretzels. Okay, great,

649
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: let me get some pretzels and a couple of pixie

650
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: sticks and hold on, uh, pixie sticks sticks. Hang up

651
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: that phone right now. No, this is the first right now.

652
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I need this. I'll hang it

653
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: up for you right then. And there don't Oh, oh,

654
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: what do you think we have here? I don't know.

655
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm just honestly, you're honestly fresh. Everything so far has

656
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: been fresh goods, like fruits, and we make them look

657
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: like flowers and it comes in. I didn't think I

658
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: was gonna have to do this, but I have to

659
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: do this. I'm gonna I'm gonna take you to the

660
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: back room right now. Listen to me, buddy, you're gonna

661
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: have to go on the edible trail. You're gonna have

662
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: to go on a journey of enlightenment and discovery to

663
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: understand what we sell here. I just feel like, let

664
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: me just have this one thing. I don't know, I

665
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: get it. This is a front for some sort of mob. Okay,

666
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: I'm talking to man. I'm just a violent guy. Listen. Okay,

667
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: there's a magical world. I'm gonna lead you into everything

668
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: in this edible and your gonna discover yourself in the future.

669
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Where am I? Where you're on the edible trail? Oh?

670
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: This can't be can't be right. I I was working

671
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: at the front desk of quicks Quick. I am key

672
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: quicks I am your guide for the edible trail. All right,

673
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: but what's your name? My name is Brian, Brian Strange. Baby,

674
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: you wanted to lick a piece of dirt? Have you

675
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: ever wanted to nab a lana trash cansh? I don't.

676
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, and arranged strategically so this dude

677
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: does look like cookie crumbles bank me. Oh oh, I

678
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to take you. You're a trash,

679
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: very gooey and dying a gooey trash can do you

680
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: like marshmallows? I do? Take a man? All right, Brian, Brian,

681
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: you have forsaken the tray. You have have into that

682
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: trash cans? Asshole? I bid in piece? Have you ever broken?

683
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 1: Hasacred promising an edible land resulting in damnation? Resulting in damnation? Wait?

684
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: Wait where did the portal go? You have until the

685
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: candy sun sets to do one to redeem yourself? Do

686
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: not hear me? Hey Scott, where's Brian? He's uh, he's

687
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: doing some inventory work. Okay, uh man. It has been

688
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: tough out there delivering today. It's like some of these

689
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: places are close and some are far, but like the

690
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: ones that are closer sometimes harder to get to, you

691
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Mm hmm um. I was let

692
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: me to take my lunch right now. It's nine am.

693
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: I've already done to drop off, so I was thinking

694
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: maybe I take lunch now, Yeah, but then I won't

695
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: I won't eat later. I mean you're on till late. Yeah.

696
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: I started at eight, I drove for an hour, take

697
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: my lugs still ten and then I'm good? Ten to eight?

698
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: All right? Man? I mean, um, will you asked Brian

699
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: if you wants and then he he does, He's I

700
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: guarantee he's eating his fool right now? How can you

701
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: guarantee that I guarantee it? Oh? Do you know what? Man?

702
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Why don't you come mo? Why don't you say how

703
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: to Brian? Formua? Right? What che double fun? I fucking

704
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: jammed it? Come on, all right, come on, what are

705
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: you doing? Come on? You're going on the edible trail?

706
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: All right? I don't like I don't need trail. Wait,

707
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: don't do don't do don't do it, don't take don't

708
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: do it. Don't take it. Thank god you're here. Uh.

709
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: We we have to do something really good to redeem ourselves,

710
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: because that's just the way it is when you go

711
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: to the edible trail. So two heads, repetitive one. We'll

712
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: figure out how we can make this. Because you ever

713
00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: wanted to leave a lot of dog that guy into

714
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: thing we can do do dog taed Yeah, trust me.

715
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: It's a baby ruth doll and it's a baby Ruth

716
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: bar and it tastes great. But don't do it. There

717
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: are some rules that that if you break it, you

718
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: you you might face eternal damnation. Now listen, okay, now

719
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: we've been selling these bos for years. I'm saying, we

720
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: make them into chocolate dolls. Who's with me? I think

721
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: that No, no, that's no, no, no, he's saying dolls, dolls.

722
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: We don't make dolls to eat. I mean we make

723
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: chocolate bunnies and that sort of thing. So you thank you.

724
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: I mean we couldn't you could make little bit totally

725
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: human likeness? Will ever do with Santa Claus? I said

726
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: it wasn't all Say it again. You were right about

727
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: you were right about Santa Claus. People laid up chocolate

728
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: Santa Claus annually. So what kind of dolls are we

729
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: talking about? You're not talking about Barbie, are you, because

730
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: that would be weird. Look, when my grandfather started the

731
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: Baby Ruth Company one years ago, he designed a candy

732
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: bar that looks exactly like a human turd when placing

733
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: a pool. Right, a fundamental design mistake that we have

734
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: been living with the ramifications all this time. Now, if

735
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: this young man has an idea for something that's going

736
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: to change and break that cycle, I'm all for it.

737
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: Any Well, he's saying, dolls, did the dolls have turns?

738
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: They can? We can make them completely human? Okay, okay,

739
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: funk this. I don't understand all right, playing, I'm scared, Okay,

740
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm scared now. I don't know what to do.

741
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: These these these these little people are so tempting, and

742
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: and these treats smell so good. I don't understand what

743
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: we need to do. Taste? Are you sad? What you are?

744
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: Look at this cute little girl? Hi, little girl, I'm

745
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: fin Are you enjoying the edible trail? Yeah? I mean

746
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: guess we're a little confused. What can we eat? What's

747
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: your favorite treat? My favorite treat? I would have to

748
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: be my toes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do it.

749
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: Don't do it. They think are trained to trick you.

750
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be little jolly rangers. Go ahead, don't do it.

751
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Please this little girl's toes when you

752
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: say it like I wanted to suck a lot of

753
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: tiny toes. Okay, No, I don't know. I don't know. Okay, alright,

754
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: come with me down this trail. Don't talk to the

755
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: trash can don't talk to the trash can? That dos

756
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: a letter? What did you do to even end up here? Man? Well,

757
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: it turns out what did I do. But first of all,

758
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: you get to do all the deliveries nobody ever get

759
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: to I'm stop. Okay, there's no way that place is

760
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: making enough walk in business to justify me being employed.

761
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: It's a front for the mob, Josh. Do you think

762
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: Josh is a part of the mob. I think they're

763
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: all part of the mob. I think it's a big

764
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: mob front. This can't make money. How many deliveries do

765
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: you do? Three? Three a day? Yeah? You me employed?

766
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 1: Come on, I mean it's weird. Every time Josh wants

767
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: to talk to us in the back, he cocks that gun. Yeah,

768
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: that's like his That's the way he opens the door

769
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: to the back as he cocks a gun. That's learned behavior.

770
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: So what are we supposed to learn from all this? Well,

771
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I heard that neither of us

772
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: are getting again. Son is setting son settings. Then you're

773
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: edible trail daytime report and hope to see you all tomorrow.

774
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of time. If the sun

775
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: sets and I haven't redeemed us us. I don't want

776
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: to alarm you, but your arms are turning into twizzlers

777
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: and they look delicious. Can I have one Oh my god. No,

778
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: don't touch my arm. Don't touch wiser arms. No. I

779
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: think I'm turning into an edible arrangement. I'm turning into

780
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: a candy doll. It's a candy doll. Listen, it's not

781
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: too late for you. I lied earlier. And the asshole

782
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: of a trash can. Okay, don't don't be drinking the

783
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: eating things. Just like to take a little like a man.

784
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: You will have a laugh of bumb what's happened? Come here,

785
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: Come into this cave. Come here quickly, Come into this cave.

786
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You're welcome. You won't believe it happened.

787
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: I was working at a store in Ventura and Encino.

788
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: Do you know where Encino is, California? Edible arrangements. Yeah,

789
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: my time job there when I was thirteen. It's summertime

790
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: right now, I'm thirteen, well years. Oh my god. Everyone

791
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: I know is dead. Okay, so what's the plan. What's

792
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: going on here? Did you know? Josh? Is this a

793
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: mob front? I have so many questions. It's bigger than

794
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 1: you can understand. It's part of the Crystal Core secret

795
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: organization that goes back Millennia. Shut up, don't worry trapped

796
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: one of those trapped one of those sweet candy dolls.

797
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: All so, Josh, you hired a thirteen year old delivery driver. Yeah, look,

798
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: we got edible arrangements. They gotta go all over this county. Okay,

799
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: you know, close, far away, you know the people drive

800
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: them there. Yeah, so it is this thirteen year old

801
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: behind the wheel of a vehicle. Are they on foot?

802
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm me either way, I'm just so weak to get

803
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: care of these arrangements. Yeah, Gary, Also, what's with all

804
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: the questions. Huh? Look, I mean Gary, Gary, just keep talking,

805
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: keep talking. Okay, we're in your ear if you need

806
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: help to say the magic word. I mean, you know,

807
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: we've I mean, we've all been in the mob together

808
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: for a long time, right, I mean we can say

809
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: that out loud, right because this is a safe space. Yeah,

810
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: of course we can say that. Well, I I can't

811
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: even say that I've seen you murder somebody, you know

812
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: what I mean. We're not here to talk about me. Okay,

813
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: kill multiple people, man, Okay, let's count them at the time,

814
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: but you're alive. But we're here to talk maybe about

815
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: some of the stuff that's a human trafficking slash drug business.

816
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: Going on. Look, this is not the time to talk

817
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: about Okay, uh, let's do this. I'll share a crime

818
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 1: that I committed in then maybe each of you guys

819
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: at some point. It's not a competition, Gary, how many

820
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: times we gotta do this? Like as fun as opening up.

821
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: Let's do it. You want to get that, Gary, I'm looking.

822
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking for my sister Dawn. Has anyone seen my

823
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: sister down? Oh my god? Is that you know that?

824
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: That woman Don that's been missing on the news. Not

825
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: that it's just it's just it's your sister. She's calling here.

826
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: What's she's calling for? I don't know. I had the

827
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: last thing. I was looking at Don's bills because I'm

828
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: going through a mail because she's assumed dead at this point.

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Speaker 1: I found a receipt for a circuit city bill that

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Speaker 1: was suspected. And I found a receipt for an edible arrangement,

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Speaker 1: and and we can't find Don. But you got your receipts.

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Speaker 1: I have her receipts, but I don't have my sister. Right,

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Speaker 1: But I means not so bad. You got the receipts

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Speaker 1: that it was good, But I don't want the receipts.

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Speaker 1: I want my sister. I understand. I was expecting this

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Speaker 1: to be somewhat of a dead end, But now I

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Speaker 1: think that maybe you do know something about John. What

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Speaker 1: was the problem with her computer? Was it? I? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. She was charged for a service. I see,

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Speaker 1: I don't know she'd charge four two dollars. So you

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Speaker 1: got the receipts. See it came in handy. Well, but

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Speaker 1: it's not my computer. I want my sister. That my

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Speaker 1: sister just missing. Just hear me out. Shuffle your feet

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Speaker 1: on the ground. How do you get rid of cavities

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Speaker 1: and germs in your mouth to brush your teeth? Don't you?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? So what if you and I just shuffled

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Speaker 1: our feet really really fast, really really hard for a

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Speaker 1: long time, maybe we can, you know, kill the germs

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Speaker 1: of this weird land. Maybe hold on a second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I've been torturing this candy doll right he's been

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Speaker 1: giving Why if you listen, that seems crazy. It's not

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Speaker 1: a human, right, who gives a ship? Right up? Check

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Speaker 1: this out. I'm gonna break off one of its candy

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Speaker 1: cane fingers. It's gonna grow right not to tell to

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Speaker 1: tell her what you were telling? Me tell her what

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Speaker 1: you would telling me. I don't want to talk to it,

857
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Speaker 1: just to find out to see if it's true. Okay, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of pain. Yeah, I can see that.

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Speaker 1: I sant to flow to quick theory by you. What

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Speaker 1: would you think if he and I started shuffling your

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Speaker 1: feet really quickly, as if we were simulating teeth being

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Speaker 1: brushed and therefore getting rid of all the germs of

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Speaker 1: this land? Didn't? Never work? It's not a land of

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Speaker 1: floria on your feet. No, I'm not as germs. There's

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Speaker 1: just a lot of But what's the what's the who's

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Speaker 1: coming out of your broken fingers? I guess that's I

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Speaker 1: guess that's my blood. I guess that's good. Fund. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if you use the blood to cleanse this filthy land?

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a great Let's take some of

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Speaker 1: these rocks in the cave. I have a sharper though.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh god, alright, we'll shun range juice. I'll cut

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Speaker 1: this candys chest open and let's see what we can find.

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Speaker 1: Candy organs, have candy organs? Go yeah, rub the blood

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Speaker 1: on you, Rub the blood of new so they can't

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Speaker 1: see you. You just have my blood. That is our

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00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: show today. Gosh, not until you've heard the death rattle

877
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: of yeah, my a my. Let's thank all of our alchemists, uh,

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Speaker 1: starting with Vanessa Ridland, thank you so much for coming back.

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Speaker 1: And I hope you have no grets. I have no grets.

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Speaker 1: Good you never have grets? Oh my god, no grets. Yeah,

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00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,439
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and uh Ritter of the theater.

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Speaker 1: Folks check it out, thanks for having me. It's the

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Speaker 1: last I miss you guys so much. This is such

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Speaker 1: a treat to get to get it back in the

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Speaker 1: mix of it. We just announced today. I don't know

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Speaker 1: when this is the airing, but we're having a few

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Speaker 1: classes starting including the great Dave Holmes is teaching personal

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00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: essay class that's going to be amazing, and Brent Forresters

889
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: teaching pilot pitching class and Cameron Espositos teaching UM stand up.

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Speaker 1: So if you're interested in learning, COVID is a great

891
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: time to get some stuff like this, and all the

892
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Speaker 1: classes are really going to help the teachers and the

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Speaker 1: artists out and also there's a great community building up,

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01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: so think about it. Where should folks go to find

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Speaker 1: all that Dynasty Typewriter dot com perfect and thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're welcome, Craig, so glad you made it back

897
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: across this great country of ours and rejoining us to

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Speaker 1: be back. I actually do have something to promote. For one.

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Speaker 1: I've been an improv group called Das Risky for about

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Speaker 1: twenty years, and uh, we're we're doing a little Das

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Speaker 1: Risky Class Risky on Sunday, October eleventh at one pm

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Speaker 1: Pacific time. We're gonna read through a vintage improv show

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01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: that we improvised a number of your supposts. See if

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Speaker 1: it still holds up, and then we're going to kind

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Speaker 1: of break it down and do a little Q and

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Speaker 1: A and lectures. So you're an improv student, just a

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Speaker 1: fan of of comedy, this might be fun. R s

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Speaker 1: v P. By sending an email to info at Bronze

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Speaker 1: Metal Entertainment dot com. It's only fifteen dollars for the class.

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Speaker 1: You'll get more information that way. Okay, thank you for that,

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Speaker 1: and uh, October eleventh said, okay, great, check that out, folks.

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Speaker 1: Chris A. Varado, thank you so much. Thank you. I

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Speaker 1: love you, Vanessa, I love to play with you, miss you.

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Speaker 1: You like me more than yeah yeah, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I heard. Want to be clear, and I want to

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Speaker 1: spend my last ten seconds promoting Craig's uh project that

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Speaker 1: the deserts past. I mean, for those of you who

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Speaker 1: love improvisation, this is the These are the guys. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I watched them for years. They're so fucking good and

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01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: to me and maybe it's very niche and maybe very nerdy,

921
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: nothing sounds more enjoyable than listening to them go through

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Speaker 1: an improv show and discussing the choices made. It just

923
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: sounds like a real dream. So that's what I think.

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Speaker 1: I want to invite everybody to come join join them.

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Speaker 1: Let's and say us it's not my project. Excited at

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Speaker 1: Broad Metal, Chris is all of our agents. No, that's great.

927
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Speaker 1: It's the ultimate behind the scenes improv. So thank you

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Speaker 1: for explaining it a little better than Craig did. Joey,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for mucking up the works. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I want to take this time to uh just send

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Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers to James Um for no reason, you know,

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Speaker 1: just I think it's important. Thank you. Then I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll take my my time to request thoughts and prayers

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Speaker 1: from it's now getting them from Joey. I realized how

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Speaker 1: much I love them. If you could all send them

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01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 1: towards me, it would gosh, I'll gobble it up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Just so I'm clear what we're talking about when we

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Speaker 1: say thoughts and prayers as we're talking about delivery pizza. Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping more. What I was thinking is like,

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Speaker 1: I'm an attention sucker. I love it. So if you're

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Speaker 1: just thinking about me, that's pretty good. But if you're

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Speaker 1: also wishing things for me out there, I can't hurt

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Speaker 1: wish whatever you want. Uh yes, preach All right, let's

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Speaker 1: thank our producer and engineer the Stars, Mr Dubean. Fine

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Speaker 1: folks that I heard media, thank you so very much

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01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: for tuning us. We lost another one. Be kind to

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Speaker 1: each other. Please wear a mask when you go outside.

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Speaker 1: We will come out the other end of this someday,

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01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: so they say. And that's something we should hold on

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Speaker 1: to and celebrate that day, that day in the future

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Speaker 1: where it all makes sense again. Until then, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, and remember and

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Speaker 1: I'll