Speaker 1: The second date update, Brooke, if you were single and
Speaker 1: on the dating apps right now, some of them ask
Speaker 1: you to be kind of punchy and fun on your profile.
Speaker 1: So give me a couple of sentences for your bio
Speaker 1: that you think would attract a man.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just it's also generic that comes
Speaker 2: to my head like adventurous, lame.
Speaker 3: I love food, feed me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe your sarcasm and pessimism in the bio would be
Speaker 1: attractive to a guy.
Speaker 2: I would say optimistic wink wink, oh sarcasm, I'm optimistic
Speaker 2: and say I'm pessimistic.
Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Dan
Speaker 1: says he met a woman online, and Dan, I'm curious
Speaker 1: what was in her bio that drew your attention.
Speaker 4: So, first of all, she was very attractive, and she
Speaker 4: just had a very invice vibey. And she was funny too,
Speaker 4: like she said, she was into good stories, the outdoors,
Speaker 4: and sour dough bread.
Speaker 1: She's making that isn't art.
Speaker 3: What's the funny part?
Speaker 4: Well, she said that she she's t s a pre
Speaker 4: checked I think so, I mean, I got it too.
Speaker 4: But she was very demanding and said I can't go
Speaker 4: out with anybody that's not TSA.
Speaker 2: But it also says about you that you're well traveled,
Speaker 2: right if it's a priority.
Speaker 1: We traveled, but also impatient about we never got her name?
Speaker 1: What is she called?
Speaker 4: Her name is ConA?
Speaker 1: Sounds exotic.
Speaker 3: What did you say to her to get her attention?
Speaker 4: Well, I said that my passport only has.
Speaker 5: Two pages last on it.
Speaker 4: That a cool traveled I'm still looking to find my
Speaker 4: next adventure.
Speaker 3: A little cheesy, but she liked it.
Speaker 4: Hey, she went for it. What can I say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go. So what did you end
Speaker 1: up doing for your date?
Speaker 4: We matched and we went to a bar. She recommended
Speaker 4: the place. It was, Uh was a nice place.
Speaker 3: And keep it simple.
Speaker 4: They were actually doing a charity night. This was definitely
Speaker 4: a good cause. They were doing half of the proceeds
Speaker 4: going to kids in neat shots.
Speaker 1: Let's do that.
Speaker 3: It's a very generic cause, but I like it. Well,
Speaker 3: you know, okay, it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like you knew that that was even happening
Speaker 1: when you went down.
Speaker 4: No, but Covina and I actually kind of had a
Speaker 4: little insect joke out of it, Like as we got
Speaker 4: each round, we would say like, oh, we better get
Speaker 4: wasted for the kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thank.
Speaker 2: God you have an inside jokes already. It sounds like
Speaker 2: you guys are really vibing on the.
Speaker 3: State it was.
Speaker 4: Now. I will say that we did get a little
Speaker 4: out of hand. I mean, we definitely both had a
Speaker 4: few drinks.
Speaker 1: See, I almost asked, because now you feel like you
Speaker 1: need to drink more in a sense to help as
Speaker 1: many kids as you can. Yeah, otherwise it looks like
Speaker 1: you don't like kids exactly.
Speaker 4: You It just seemed like the right thing to do.
Speaker 4: And then after about four drinks, I called the bartender
Speaker 4: over and started demanding that they serve us sour dough bread,
Speaker 4: you know, like a medieval night. I shall bring the
Speaker 4: lady the bread made of sour dough, yes, which is
Speaker 4: thoughtful right.
Speaker 3: The voice, though, I think, is what Alexis is calling
Speaker 3: over the bartender.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She just she started saying like, yes, unhand the thy.
Speaker 2: Say Renaissance sour dough bread jokes as you So, did
Speaker 2: security throw.
Speaker 1: You out then?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: We overall we had a great time. We ended the
Speaker 4: night responsibly, started getting some waters. Sobering up.
Speaker 5: Helps to yeah, little.
Speaker 4: Something to coat it all and walked her out to
Speaker 4: her uber and while we were standing there waiting, we
Speaker 4: had a nice conversation about just the mistakes that we
Speaker 4: made in life are drones.
Speaker 3: So you ended like with a three minute, super serious conversation.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you sober up, and you
Speaker 1: should have gone harder on.
Speaker 3: The drink kind of with Jeff, did you not make out?
Speaker 4: No, there was a hug.
Speaker 3: So have you heard from her at all?
Speaker 4: A little bit, I mean a couple very short text
Speaker 4: responses and mainly try to make plans. But it's just
Speaker 4: kind of like, yeah, I'm busy. I'd like to know
Speaker 4: why she's brushing me off?
Speaker 1: Me too, Okay, sure, Well I wonder if you didn't
Speaker 1: get wasted enough for the kids. Yeah, I don't feel
Speaker 1: wasted enough to do this call. Let's play a song
Speaker 1: and take some shots.
Speaker 3: Like eating bread part too, though, but that doesn't help the.
Speaker 1: Kids, Brooke. Let's get draw for the kids and get
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this second date update.
Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 2: right after you.
Speaker 3: Here Part two, When a.
Speaker 1: Dark and handsome night is at a rectangular table, not
Speaker 1: a round table. Rectangular because it's a bar, and he
Speaker 1: drinks too much grog and pounds his fists and demands
Speaker 1: sour dough bread be brought hither. You know, that's a
Speaker 1: man who commands respect and delicious gluten for his fair maiden.
Speaker 7: Ye're kicked out of the bar, which he didn't do luckily.
Speaker 1: But that is what happens when you drink too much.
Speaker 1: You start to sound like you're from the Middle Ages.
Speaker 3: And what happens to you. I think that's very common.
Speaker 3: It's what happens to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he realized that something weird was happening. That's
Speaker 1: why towards the end of the night, both Dan and
Speaker 1: Covena sobered up before grabbing their ubers. Now we will
Speaker 1: command her, in an English accent, to go out with
Speaker 1: Dan once more. That's what women respect in America's.
Speaker 2: Going to go with and ask politely and respect your boundaries. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's actually what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Jess, Oh, really, I guess King Arthur should have asked
Speaker 1: politely to storm the castle and take over the kingdom.
Speaker 1: Is that what he should have done?
Speaker 3: I think Guinevere was probably in charge then so it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is Dan's second date. Dan, how would you
Speaker 1: like to handle this?
Speaker 4: I see what you guys are doing here?
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: I don't you're you're trying to send me in on
Speaker 4: a trojan horse of sorts.
Speaker 1: We've gone from the Middle Ages to ancient Greece.
Speaker 4: I'm going in under the guise of this radio station. Yes,
Speaker 4: And as soon as we get into the conversation, I'm
Speaker 4: going to burst out on the scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like your plan better than our plan. Let's trojan
Speaker 1: horse this girl.
Speaker 3: Let's just call her on the on a cell phone.
Speaker 1: All right, We're bringing it back to the modern times.
Speaker 1: We're dialing a phone over and see what she has
Speaker 1: to say. Let's do it. Hello, Hello, is this Covina? I?
Speaker 4: Yes? Who?
Speaker 1: Hey, My name is jeff from a radio show you've
Speaker 1: definitely heard of before. It's called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 3: Demanding Hi.
Speaker 8: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Is we're doing a radio segment called
Speaker 1: a second date update?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay? Because we're trying to help out one of our
Speaker 1: listeners who you went out with the other night named Dan.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay, oh wow.
Speaker 1: It's right, Dan is.
Speaker 3: D It sounds like a cutie. You guys had a
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, we had a really good time.
Speaker 1: Great, well, we'd like to set you up on another date. Short, Well,
Speaker 1: she said she had a good time. No problems whatsoever?
Speaker 1: Am I right, Kobina.
Speaker 8: Yeah, at the beginning, like he was chill and funny,
Speaker 8: but the end of the night.
Speaker 4: Was a little bit weird for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, what part of the end of the night.
Speaker 4: But I guess when we were waiting for our uber,
Speaker 4: we were.
Speaker 8: Just kind of talking about how crazy dating is and
Speaker 8: like sharing some of our experiences, and he said that
Speaker 8: he had actually cheated on one of his previous girlfriends.
Speaker 7: Oh no, yeah, right at the end, what an imp
Speaker 7: I know, everybody has their stuff, but he mentioned that.
Speaker 6: He was like really drunk when it happened.
Speaker 4: So that is.
Speaker 8: A red flash for me because I feel like, I
Speaker 8: don't know, I.
Speaker 4: Just like one sure always has which seems that I'm
Speaker 4: not actually responsible.
Speaker 6: For its not responsible.
Speaker 1: Well, if you couldn't tell that, that's Dan who's been
Speaker 1: listening politely on the other line, I was.
Speaker 4: I was glad to hear that you had a good
Speaker 4: time and really, really don't. I'm really sorry that if
Speaker 4: I may, if I give the impression that I intend
Speaker 4: on repeating that behavior in any way, I just you know,
Speaker 4: something's just happened when alcohol is involved.
Speaker 3: What, Yeah, but responsibility for him, Like.
Speaker 4: I do agree with Dad, it happened a long long
Speaker 4: time ago in a galaxy. No, I don't know.
Speaker 6: In some mixed messages from Dan, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 6: feel like it's worse if you're drunk, because at least
Speaker 6: if you were sober and it happened, you.
Speaker 8: Know, that could be like an issue that we could
Speaker 8: work through. There's like some underlying stuff. But if you're drunk,
Speaker 8: any cheat, Like I'm always gonna worry that every time
Speaker 8: you have a drink it could happen.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, you prefer sober cheating to cheating? I
Speaker 1: do you think that's better?
Speaker 4: I mean, none of it's better, Like all cheating is bad.
Speaker 4: I don't want anyone to cheat.
Speaker 8: But if I had a preference, I think I would
Speaker 8: rather you have been sober because then we could like
Speaker 8: work through it.
Speaker 1: Dan, can you agree to stay sober when faithful? That's
Speaker 1: what she said.
Speaker 2: She's talking about why she had a problem with Dan's story, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, what do you think of that?
Speaker 4: I agree that it is never okay to cheat. If
Speaker 4: you commit to that one, you should you should honor
Speaker 4: that commitment.
Speaker 1: And unless you're drunk and you can help it, is.
Speaker 3: That what it is?
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're just impaired in your you know, not in control.
Speaker 4: Have you Cobna? Have you? Have you never lost your
Speaker 4: inhibitions around alcohol?
Speaker 8: I mean I have, but I've never cheated on anyone,
Speaker 8: so I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know like what you're trying to do here.
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, some people lose their inhibitions, they have like
Speaker 2: one too many deserves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to go to McDonald's.
Speaker 2: You jump into a pool fully close, like you don't
Speaker 2: jump into bed with somebody else because you can't control
Speaker 2: the pool of women.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like Dan, that you can't take
Speaker 2: what it sounds like I'm guessing for Covina. I could
Speaker 2: be wrong, Kavina, is that you can't take responsibility for
Speaker 2: your actions.
Speaker 4: I don't see it that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, See, that's the issue.
Speaker 8: I mean, if he's drunk, of course he's not going
Speaker 8: to see it that way.
Speaker 4: But if he's sober, he probably could starting to see
Speaker 4: your point, Well, then can you make your friends less
Speaker 4: visible on Facebook?
Speaker 1: An interesting question.
Speaker 4: I'd just saying, if you want me to cheat sober,
Speaker 4: you know, with people that you know.
Speaker 2: She says it's not that she wants it, it's just
Speaker 2: her philosophy and cheating it would be better, I would.
Speaker 2: This is why you don't do what ifs on a
Speaker 2: first date, like what if you cheated? Like?
Speaker 3: How are we already there?
Speaker 1: We're not doing what ifs on a first day. We're
Speaker 1: doing what ifs for the second time that we will
Speaker 1: send you on and pay for if you're up for it. Covina,
Speaker 1: what do you say sober or drunk? That's up to you.
Speaker 4: Just no cheating, listen, anything else? Can I say anything else?
Speaker 1: Before she answered, well, I don't think it's going to
Speaker 1: healthy dude.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I think it will. I think it will.
Speaker 4: I really enjoyed talking to you. I felt like opening
Speaker 4: up and telling you the truth about my past because
Speaker 4: I felt comfortable around you.
Speaker 1: You felt drunk is what you felt?
Speaker 3: Let him talk?
Speaker 1: Let him talk, Okay.
Speaker 4: I would like to get to know you better in
Speaker 4: a more lucid setting where we don't have kids alive
Speaker 4: by drinking shot after.
Speaker 1: Shot the Kid's charity for the body. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: are you sold?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a weird invitation, it is.
Speaker 8: But I did enjoy talking to you too, and I'm
Speaker 8: in a good mood today, so I think so.
Speaker 3: Yes, great drunk too.
Speaker 1: You guys are perfect for each other.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, out of all the second dates that we've done,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I had this one pinpointed as
Speaker 1: the most romantic.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we got the cheating part out of
Speaker 2: the ways.
Speaker 1: The good news is both Daniel and Covina are back
Speaker 1: on today to give us an update on their relationship.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show, you too, dying to hear that.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: It's nice to be back.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like you two are still together?
Speaker 4: Then, yeah, we are?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm shocked by that? Are you shocked by No?
Speaker 8: I'm really glad that we tried again because it's been
Speaker 8: going really well.
Speaker 4: I really like him. Yeah.
Speaker 9: No drama, no, yeah, yeah, I mean there was okay, So,
Speaker 9: for the purposes of this call, I feel like it
Speaker 9: bears repeating that there was another cheating scandal that we survived.
Speaker 1: But again, oh no.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, it was not cheating.
Speaker 4: That was not cheating.
Speaker 3: Wait what what? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Wait can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the plate tell her the.
Speaker 1: Wait what happened?
Speaker 4: Listen?
Speaker 8: We were out when in a bar and I like
Speaker 8: slightly made out with a girl, like not even it
Speaker 8: was slight.
Speaker 3: How is that much that is full cheating?
Speaker 8: Yeah, listen, I was a little dipsy, but he was
Speaker 8: there with me, and it's not like I was trying
Speaker 8: to like sneak around on him.
Speaker 4: He was there and it was literally a girlfriend of mine.
Speaker 4: So like, nothing romantic.
Speaker 2: Just I love my non romantic makeout sessions with my best.
Speaker 1: Friends sometimes, Daniel.
Speaker 5: At the moment, I wasn't. And the more I thought
Speaker 5: about it, the more I thought, Wait, if she's her friend,
Speaker 5: that's worse, because if it was just some random person
Speaker 5: and you're drunk, you can kind of forget about that. God,
Speaker 5: you are so dumb.
Speaker 7: Right now, here's the start of an argument that I
Speaker 7: don't know that we want to be okay, sides that
Speaker 7: little hiccup in the road.
Speaker 1: You guys are good. It doesn't sound serious.
Speaker 4: Guys, We are so good.
Speaker 9: We are good, Daniel, you agree, Yes, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're happy that it sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: are doing good to get that, whatever that means to you,
Speaker 1: we're happy. We're happy exactly. It's Brook and Jeffary in
Speaker 1: the morning.