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<v Speaker 1>Right, cool. I know two guys who had to Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>makes them complease so Cereal they.

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<v Speaker 2>Cares a quiet Scott and Andy Scott Andy Cereal Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, buddy, I'm good. I have this curl here

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<v Speaker 1>that's bothering me, so I got to find a place

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Are you Clark Kent? It looked like it

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<v Speaker 1>for a second, Like what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>The sad thing is there are just no more phone booths, Sandy,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not sure what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, do we really see me as a superman type?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't know Willis? We don't. Oh and you

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<v Speaker 1>only know why I said that if you're watching the YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>So check out the YouTube of serial Killers Welcome. Why

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<v Speaker 1>willis talking about Willis because he always did this but

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<v Speaker 1>actually he never really touched his hair. Yeah, so anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead. What was it? What else is it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>before we even start, it's freezing in this place. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. It is freezing in this place, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have no circulation in my hands at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that is not the thermostats. Prom that is a

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<v Speaker 2>bodily problem.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, fine, because I have a Serial Killers wax

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<v Speaker 1>Peppermint cocoa crunch. That is my candle, So buy that one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have frosty snowballs. Yeah you do because you're

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<v Speaker 1>so cold. Oh it's yeah, Actually I do have frosty

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<v Speaker 1>snowballs right now. You're right, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, this is very exciting to me. Today is Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>November fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Is today the fifteenth. Wow, it's the fifteenth already. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving is a week or so away, a little more

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<v Speaker 1>than a week away. I know, it's crazy. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait for Thanksgiving. And Andrew, what is your favorite dessert

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<v Speaker 1>at Thanksgiving? We don't really do a lot of dessert,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you had a favorite dessert, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 1>A pumpkin? No? No, no, no, Let No, Okay, you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>close con pie. No, No, it's a pie, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not pie. Yes, Andrew, it's apple pie. That's everybody's favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving dessert. Apple pie. Everybody sounds like a stretch. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet if there was some sort of percentage survey,

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be like sixty seven percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that what family feud is? No, that's sixty seven

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<v Speaker 1>percent of people say this is their favorite Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one hundred people were survey Top five answers on

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<v Speaker 2>the board, What is your favorite pie at Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>Be good? Apple ding? So ill know down to the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal sack. Andrew, bet you didn't even know this was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. I didn't knew it was a thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the latest. No, it is now a thing, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't knew it was a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the latest from the toast Dude, I cannot speak today.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the latest. Can I do it? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say all intro it. Okay, you andro it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is little new. It's apple pie a toast crunch. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you excited? Andy? Well, what I was gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the latest in the toast Crunch family of products.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa it's apple Pie toast Crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I am, I am, this is yeah. I am so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even try with boxing that.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see in the supermarkets. Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is

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<v Speaker 2>back as well. Don't ooh, Andrew, we had it last year.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't ooh, No, you can owh but you if

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<v Speaker 2>you look at your face, your face said, wow, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new cereal I've never tried before.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't know. We were monitoring my face so intently.

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<v Speaker 1>I watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had sugar Cookie Toast Crunch last holiday season

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<v Speaker 2>and it was delicious, So I'm glad that that is back.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is brand new. It's a limited edition and

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people have been sending me dms.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen this? Yes, I have, and we do

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<v Speaker 1>have it. They really need to make this office warmer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so damn cold. It is not. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>because I have hands and so then the circulation doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>reach my fingertips. Okay, oh, it's hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like apple pie filling, like if I popped

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<v Speaker 2>open a can of Colmstock.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what this smells like. It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited and by the way I could sit and

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<v Speaker 2>open a can of pie filling and just put a

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<v Speaker 2>spoon in it and eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love pie filling. Pray that it doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>crust on top, because God forbid, that's the unhealthy part.

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<v Speaker 2>It has nothing to do with that. I just love

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<v Speaker 2>pie filling. My favorite pie filling is cherry.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. Thank God, you're only eating the filling, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the sugarl Andrew. My favorite pie is cherry. How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I do like cherry pie. You're my cherry pie, Andrew. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we did that, Jesse. You can make that joke. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. It's just you know, you set me

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<v Speaker 1>up for it. Uh huh ready? Oh, just like Cmato's crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>They look just like it, but they don't smell like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready? Here we go? One, two, three, Yeah, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's apple pie. Holy crap, that's so good. Yep. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>a late entry to this year's Spoonies. And because this

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<v Speaker 1>is five Balls Hall of Famer, that's crazy. Wow, there's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>What I really like about it is that is a

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon toast crunch, but it's not because it has the

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<v Speaker 1>apple in it. Do you want to try apple cinnamon

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<v Speaker 1>toast crunch. That's not the name of it. It smells

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<v Speaker 1>delicious on a nice flight. Bye see yeah bye, I

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<v Speaker 1>was just assaulted. The door hit my chair. Yeah. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the right name of the cereal. It's apple

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<v Speaker 1>pie toast crunch. Oh well, here's the thing. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying is it's amazing that they made a

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon toast crunch. No, it's just a toast crunch. So

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<v Speaker 1>they made a cinnamon toast crunch, but they added apple

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<v Speaker 1>pie to it to make it apple pie toast crunch

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and it changed the actual like formua a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit without going like two beyond. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes with these cereals, they make it like a and

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<v Speaker 1>something and then it just doesn't taste like the original.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no it's just weird.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what you're trying to say, is like, chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>toast crunch is cinema toast crunch with chocolate in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what you're saying, because that's pretty much what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting from what you're trying to explain.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say chocolate toast crunch was chocolate cinnamon toast crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's not have an argument here, Andrew, it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Your rating is five great, five balls, five balls spectacular,

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<v Speaker 2>real quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we say it? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, because in a previous episode we promised a shout

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We have everything nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of spec tackular listeners, Andrew, I'm gonna let you

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<v Speaker 2>pick the next cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Am I one of our listeners? Now

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was a co host. No, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't say that. But Laura from Delaware sent

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<v Speaker 2>this massive box. Massive box. She spent a ton of money,

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<v Speaker 2>even though she said that they were all on sale.

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<v Speaker 2>These were not cheap, okay, So thank you Laura. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pretty sure we've done one or two that are in here.

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<v Speaker 2>You just keep saying massive box and shaking it in

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<v Speaker 2>my faith it is now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did she even put yellow wrapping paper in it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little tissue paper. Love that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna let you pick the flavor. They're all

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<v Speaker 2>Catalina crunches. Okay, do you remember Catalina Crunch was at

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<v Speaker 2>the Soft Granola. Nope, we've done two there, Keto cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, we've done.

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<v Speaker 1>Two of them. Oh one of them wasn't as bad,

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<v Speaker 1>says you. Yeah, here, pick one, Andrew, let's try to

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<v Speaker 1>stay on the holiday theme. Is there one? No, you

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<v Speaker 1>can look?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can actually pick pick what flavor you want?

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<v Speaker 1>This one? Okay? Oh no, no, no, no can I

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<v Speaker 1>can I exchange it? It's fruity Catalina. That's the best

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<v Speaker 1>of the bush.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, thank you so so much because she sent us

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<v Speaker 2>a Monster Crunch board game.

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<v Speaker 1>So appreciate that. You can take that home if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You can I have that so you can have it

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<v Speaker 1>if you want. Thank you. You're welcome Katalina Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahs, sit over here, kiddo. I got the cups. So

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<v Speaker 2>we've done two flavors. We did dark chocolate, we did cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I liked cinnamon and I hated chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>M you were okay with cinnamon. You gave it two

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<v Speaker 2>bowls in a spoon. I gave them both vomit faces.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thank you Newman for all your

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<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling this is going to be absolutely disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, because keto cereals generally are absolutely discussed. I

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<v Speaker 2>concur by the way, we're using a Horizon two percent organic.

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<v Speaker 1>Milk that you told people they couldn't drink today because

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<v Speaker 1>we had to do a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 2>So the way people kept coming in and look for milk,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, no, it's rationed, please don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it smells good, right, I'll give it that like

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<v Speaker 1>smells like fruit loops, you know what. The after smell

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<v Speaker 1>of it almost has like a the after smell almost

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<v Speaker 1>like the after taste is going to be. It has

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<v Speaker 1>like a seltzery smell to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't know do you want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>the ingredients first or after?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess after? Aren't there one two.

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<v Speaker 3>Three look like wind No, no, no, no, there are

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<v Speaker 3>no good ketos.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like wind decks. It legit does, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>why it took me so long to say something, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was analyzing in my brain, it's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>When is it gonna get bad? When is it gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get bad? And then it turned into wind decks, And

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<v Speaker 1>then I thought maybe I was gonna die.

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<v Speaker 2>And as I was spitting it out, it tastes like

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<v Speaker 2>old cigarette butts. Holy hell, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this gets a vomit face. Yeah, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I love you so much. Oh yeah. It even has

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<v Speaker 1>like a ammonia like act, Like my mouth feels like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a bleached.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for sending those all in, Laura. We will

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<v Speaker 2>not be trying another one unless we are in desperate,

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<v Speaker 2>desperate need, but thank you for thinking of us. Zero sugar,

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<v Speaker 2>gluten and grain free, a sweet blend of five plant

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<v Speaker 2>proteins fibers design to keep you fuller, longer and promote

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<v Speaker 2>gut health.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll tell you how, Because it's bleach. It cleans

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<v Speaker 1>your gut. You die.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got catalina flour, which is pea protein potato fiber,

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<v Speaker 2>corn fiber, chickory root fiber and gower gum, tapioca flour,

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<v Speaker 2>high oleic.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunflower oil. Blah blah blah blah and crap. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this is the closest you could come to

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<v Speaker 1>buying tide Pod cereal. You know what, You're right, because

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<v Speaker 1>that is that is not like your mouth afterwards? Does

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<v Speaker 1>it not feel like you just had like a winter

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<v Speaker 1>green mint or something. I don't know because I just

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<v Speaker 1>chugged the rest of my apple pietoast. Oh god, that

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<v Speaker 1>was bad. Wow, Okay, let's move on. Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I appreciate find out who owns this brand and

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<v Speaker 1>send them a strongly worded letters, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>they're right down the road New York, New York one

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<v Speaker 1>one one two eight, that's not far from here. I

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<v Speaker 1>will go to corporate and I will tell them, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with your cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, there are people that are keto. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess right, what is what is keto? Is it no sugar?

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<v Speaker 1>What is keto is no carbs, no carbs, no carbs.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are people that take the keto thing a

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<v Speaker 1>little too far, and like Catalina crunch. Yeah, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is just an abomination. I condemn that to hell. If

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<v Speaker 1>the oh the furnace, let's thrown in the furnace. Okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, you're right, you're right, Keto. People will sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>do things like they'll eat butter like you, because you

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<v Speaker 1>could have butter and cheese and all this other stuff

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<v Speaker 1>if it has no carbs. But then people do too much.

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<v Speaker 1>But they also that he goes through something called katosis ketosis, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and they say your breath smells really bad, like it

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<v Speaker 1>just isn't great. I love a good carb, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I could do that. Stand by, let me

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<v Speaker 1>light it up yay by Catalina Crunch. Oh watch your bird.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, she's coming back alive.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's weird though, because you kind of liked the

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<v Speaker 2>dark chocolate and the cinnamon. So for that reason, I

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<v Speaker 2>think at some other point down the road, we should

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<v Speaker 2>try one of the other flavors.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, because that just did not that has something

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<v Speaker 1>in it.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I'll do first if we try another one, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>I will coat my mouth with wax cabin candle wax.

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<v Speaker 1>That way, I won't taste anything I would have preferred

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<v Speaker 1>hot wax in my mouth that I ever experienced the bleach, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I see, I don't know. I don't tastemonia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ammonia. E okay, I gotcha. Parsons ammonia to be exact.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they still make parsons? You know what? I used

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<v Speaker 1>to stock that on the shelf at the five and dime.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Although even when I was a kid, they didn't call

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<v Speaker 2>it a five and dime. They just call it like

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<v Speaker 2>a crap store.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Let's stay with the holiday theme. I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>the holiday it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't. But we're going to go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>apple pie toast crunch because that's apple pie holiday, Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything keeps coming down again, all right, So going down

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<v Speaker 1>to the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie's Box once again produces a cereal for us.

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<v Speaker 1>This hair is just too much, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is organic, simply nature, and simply nature is

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<v Speaker 2>a product of legal correct.

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<v Speaker 1>No aldy, So sorry, yeah, of course, yes, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>they God, do you know anything about cereals? Simply nature?

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<v Speaker 2>All these brand pumpkin seed and flax granola cereal again

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's weird that they say granola cereal because

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<v Speaker 2>those are kind of two different things.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know granola is a cereal, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I love a good granola.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you, well, I don't think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>love this one, Andrew, because pumpkin everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there really is no that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've said this before. There really is no pumpkin flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's more than nutmeg and everything else that

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<v Speaker 2>they add to it if they call it pumpkin the

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<v Speaker 2>pumpkin spice.

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<v Speaker 1>So like if you cut open a.

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<v Speaker 2>Pumpkin, like, go ahead and take the old jack O

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<v Speaker 2>lantern off the steps that you didn't get rid of

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<v Speaker 2>from Halloween yet, stick a spoon in there and eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to taste like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. And I would rather eat that than ever have

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<v Speaker 1>Catalina crunch. Oh, I'm totally with you. Oh shuty, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Look out, piece of ceid, such a weird line. Piece

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<v Speaker 1>of cereal might fly out, could fly out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right, let's open this up nice clear again,

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<v Speaker 2>the very clear bag. I like that, so it's not

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<v Speaker 2>fogged and you could see exactly what's inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not radioactive.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I just I don't like this. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like the way it looks. It looks like very like

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<v Speaker 2>artificial gren it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe it just came from nature, and so.

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<v Speaker 2>Then no, I just kind of a feeling that they're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be like a like trendy organic brand, but

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<v Speaker 2>they're really not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know. I think they go searching in

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<v Speaker 1>the landfill for the flax. It seems like you're being

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<v Speaker 1>a hater on the cereal. We'll see. We did have

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<v Speaker 1>another one from them once before. It was in a

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<v Speaker 1>bag and it was it was okay, okay, there you go,

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<v Speaker 1>open mind, you know me in my open mind, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>I threw out my spoon. Oh come on now, because

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<v Speaker 1>the the fruity, Oh my god, it has aftertaste on it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's terrible. Get a new one. Here we go, ready, buddy. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I see pumpkin seeds one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, oh they call it. Oh, it's pumpkin

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<v Speaker 2>seed and flax. It's not pumpkin cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was wondering what you're you going with that?

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<v Speaker 1>And I wouldn't want to say anything, but you should

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<v Speaker 1>have Andrew, you should have corrected me. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>M mm hmm. There was a pumpkin on the box,

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<v Speaker 1>though a fake one. Mmm, like pretty good. I like

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<v Speaker 1>it a lot. Make a yogurt parfeins, make it in bread,

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<v Speaker 1>toss it with oatmeal. Those would taste so good with

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<v Speaker 1>a break yogurt. Make granola bars. Yeah, I'm a fam

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmm, it's not horrific. Three balls in a spoon,

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<v Speaker 1>three balls and a spoon. Hmm mm hmm. You got

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<v Speaker 1>more than that. M m. You're trying to chew. Put

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<v Speaker 1>you to a buddy. Four balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, four balls and a spoon on this yep, it's

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<v Speaker 2>interesting to me. I don't know that a legal cereal. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that in all the cereal has ever

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<v Speaker 2>scored that high. We'll have to check with other Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. That was delicious. That was not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So this episode had moments of greatness. Yeah, and uh

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<v Speaker 1>a real bad. Oh we should call that real bad one.

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<v Speaker 2>We should title this crap sandwich right because the bread

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<v Speaker 2>on either side were good.

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<v Speaker 1>Delicious crap in the middle. Yep, okay, cool crap sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Yeah, that was great. I didn't mind this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it. Wait a minute, there are episodes that

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<v Speaker 1>you mind. Well, you know, sometimes it ends and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, ugh, I don't like the cereals. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>was you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go check serial KILLERSPC dot com because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious. Have we ever had an episode where they

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<v Speaker 2>were all just crap?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? All three crappers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I don't think we've ever had an episode

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<v Speaker 2>with all no bowlers.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that that nothing now that hasn't existed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if we do a Catalina Crunch special, that's true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we'll do that. Oh God, it's coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it, you broke my yes, all right, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he's saying. Anyway. Also, hey, do us a favor

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<v Speaker 2>Right, thank you for listening to this exciting episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have to do one quick shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead. Our really good family friend Marion. I found

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<v Speaker 1>out through my mom that she listens like to every

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<v Speaker 1>single episode. Okay, so hi mariann cool, cool, cool, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much, Marian Marian yep, Marian Marian y are

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<v Speaker 1>yep until we see you on Wednesday with an all

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<v Speaker 1>new bull Chat. I hear it's going to be super

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<v Speaker 1>exciting this week. Andrew. Why is it going to be

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<v Speaker 1>super exciting? I don't know. We haven't recorded it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just kind of like, uh, oh what it's

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<v Speaker 1>the dinner party, is it? I don't know. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to do the dinner party before Oh no, dinner party.

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<v Speaker 1>Dinner party is going to be next week, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's right before Thanksgiving. Have you been buying the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>for it? I have. I've been stalking up Andrew and

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't been listening to boll Chats, it's, as

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<v Speaker 1>Scotty would say, it's the sister podcast to Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't be hearing any serial stuff on that podcast. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>So go listen to bull Chat every Wednesday. That's my

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<v Speaker 1>U voice, thank you. No, that's not your me voice. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your me voice. Well that's when I tell

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<v Speaker 1>my day. That's your voice when you are angry. But

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise you do like an announcer voice, Okay, like when

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<v Speaker 1>you do the weather for Z one hundred. Yeah, stop

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<v Speaker 1>making fun of me. Oh mixl sound and cloud Today,

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<v Speaker 1>I have seventy five.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish until we see you on Wednesday, then again

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Say crunch, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, crunch, crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're why? This is what you sound like? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what I sound it is. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's not mostly sunny today, high fifty tonight, down

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<v Speaker 2>to thirty nine tomorrow, more sunshine, high fifty again. Right

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<v Speaker 2>now it's fifty in the city at Z one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about a knee slapper of an episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't talk like you did. Oh no, you did, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye