1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody in the verbalisphere, verballerhood, all you attractive solid 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: verbal listeners. Real quick message from your pal Dan that 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: you're about to hear a special feed drop preview of 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: Big Boy Bets, the brand new college football wagering betting 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: show I do with the Jeff Schwartz, longtime NFL lineman, 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 1: obviously college lineman. You've heard him on Sirius XM's PAC 7 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: twelve Radio, you've seen him on the NFL network, eSPI Nation, 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, and of course he's been on the 9 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: Solid Verbal so he should be very familiar to you. 10 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 1: So this is a show that we are now doing 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: that we're just diving deeper into the wagering element of 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: college football games. We each pick three games or three 13 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: wagering situations every single week, and then we also get 14 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: into just life as a large man. And I'll be 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: very clear once again, Big Boy Bets does not require 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: you to be big or a boy. It's just it's 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 1: a state of mind, it's a lifestyle. So kick back 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: and enjoy a nice little bonus on this week's feed. 19 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: Hey everybody, and welcome to the second episode of Big 20 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: Boy Bets, a show that is hosted by me Dan 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: Rubinstein and Jeff Schwartz on the other line, Big Boy 22 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: Bets is a show about college football wagering and betting 23 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: and smart picks. Hopefully, if we're wrong, it's not our fault. 24 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: The picks were smart. And as the name implies, Big 25 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: Boy Bets, we're courageous here. We're putting our necks on 26 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: the line. I don't know if that's an idiom. But 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: also we celebrate all things big boy with the biggest 28 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: boy of them all, Jeff Schwartz. How is your week? 29 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: This is Week four of the college football season. Even 30 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: though every team has played a different number of. 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: Games, it still feels like week zero because the Pack 32 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 2: Troll was not played yet. But I understand that it 33 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 2: doesn't really it's week four sort of. But it's weak 34 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 2: one for the SEC and the Big Ten. Ah and 35 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 2: Starry at the Pac twelve well one day announced they're 36 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 2: playing at some later date. Who knows. They're taking their time. 37 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 2: We've had games canceled, which we expected, right, it was 38 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 2: gonna be a weird season. We have Big ten, you 39 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 2: know it's gonna be Big twelve. Acc now rolling full 40 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 2: steam ahead, and we get the SEC, so we get 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 2: some really good football comes out. I had a two 42 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 2: to one record last week. I feel pretty proud of 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 2: my record. I do not remember how you and I 44 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 2: expect to go three to o this week. I have 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 2: great picks. 46 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: I did pretty well. I got at least one of 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: my three right. I feel get we need to do. 48 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: We need to be more accountable moving forward, and we 49 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: will be because we are very confident in our picks. 50 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: And if we're wrong, we will explain why we were 51 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: wrong next week. That's just what happens. Also, today we 52 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: will be celebrating all things air travel as a large 53 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: person and everything that that does or perhaps does not entail. 54 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: That includes attempts to get into a small airplane bathroom, 55 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: a refusal to use airport bathrooms, also of different things. 56 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: And I am very excited to hear how your experience 57 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: traveling through the air, which we've both done during this 58 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: very strange time, differs from my experience. 59 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: Well, it always is going to differ from anyone experience. 60 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 2: And traveling now obviously is a little bit, you know, 61 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: like even when you get up to go to the 62 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 2: bathroom now, it's like people stare at you weird, like 63 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 2: you're getting out of your sea, like you can't even 64 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:26,839 Speaker 2: you're not allowed even to move, and yeah, it is, yeah, 65 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 2: it's it's it's nothing I can ever change being six six. 66 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 2: You know, three forty? 67 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: Is that what you currently are weighing in at? And 68 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: are your so? 69 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 2: I know I'm I'm so, I'm still six six. I 70 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 2: do not weigh three forty. I'm not gonna tell you 71 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 2: if I weigh up or down, but I do that way. 72 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: You're always playing weight? Was six six, three forty? 73 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 2: Yes, playing weight sixty three forty. I'm a little bit 74 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 2: above three forty, but uh, I've lost thirty pounds recently, 75 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 2: so I was way above three forty for a little 76 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 2: bit too. 77 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: Wow. Go good for you, And we'll do another episode 78 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: about perhaps how to shed a couple LB's as a 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: larger person. How about that. 80 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 2: Let's do that. 81 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: I'm done, Okay, let's start here. You have three picks. 82 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: Give me your first big Boy bet of week four. 83 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 2: We're gonna stick with the theme of the big Boys 84 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 2: and we're gonna talk about Kentucky plus seven and a 85 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 2: half against Albert. I think they win this game out 86 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 2: right because of the Big Boys. Here we go, Ready, 87 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 2: Kentucky lost Stenberg, their left guard, but they bring back 88 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 2: three high school Americans, three Army All Americans that have 89 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: been playing on their offensive line. Their OFFENSEI line is 90 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 2: gonna be good. They returned four or five starts from 91 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 2: a team we know last year was able to run 92 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: the ball very very well. Well, it couldn't pass the 93 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 2: ball because Lynn Bowden wasn't a quarterback right they put 94 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 2: him in their running back. He threw a little bit. 95 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 2: Now Terry Wilson comes back as their starter. He could 96 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 2: pass the ball now. So I assume they're going to 97 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 2: be better at being a more multi dimensional offense, and 98 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 2: with that offensive line, you have a chance to always 99 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 2: do that. Their defense returns most of their of the 100 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 2: really good defense. They're very well coached with stoops obviously. Ye, 101 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 2: but Auburn has to replace all five all five of 102 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 2: their primary offensive lineman from last season, all five of 103 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 2: them that have to replace two defensive linemen and players 104 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 2: in the secondary. So I get a returning Kentucky offensive line, 105 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 2: a mostly attack Kentucky defense against a new Auburn offensive line, 106 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 2: an all new Auburn offensive line, not just one player 107 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 2: everyone Now. Their center started five games last year, but 108 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: I don't know if that should count as a starter. 109 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 2: And then I get a defensive line at Auburn that's 110 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 2: missing two of their guys from last season. We know 111 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 2: Derek Brown was a high draft of the Panthers. I 112 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 2: think this is setting up to be a great early 113 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 2: victory for Kentucky. We know Auburn starts slow at times 114 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 2: as well. No training not no training camp, but a 115 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: kind of abbreviated weird training camp party at your offensive 116 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 2: line going. So I'm going very very dependent on the 117 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 2: trenches here. Kentucky plus seven and a half? 118 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: Does it? And does it affect your pick at all? 119 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 1: Knowing Auburn has a new offensive coordinator, so everybody's sort 120 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,799 Speaker 1: of on the same page, perhaps in terms of learning 121 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: a new language. Or is that green element of a 122 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,239 Speaker 1: new offensive line still pretty scary? 123 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 2: Oh, this actually probably makes it worse, even though Malason, 124 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, in theory, Malason is still kind 125 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 2: of the OC, right. I mean, like, I don't know 126 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 2: how many offensive coaches just say, you know, just our 127 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 2: hands off of their own offense even though they were 128 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 2: a new OC. So it's still going to have a 129 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 2: lot of malsana. He might not call the play as 130 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 2: he might lead that to someone else, but I yes, 131 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 2: it's it actually makes it more fearful in my opinion 132 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 2: that you have a brand new offense too. Yeah, and Terry, 133 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 2: which again you really you really don't, right, but. 134 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: Still yeah, I should add Terry Wilson. I mean, he 135 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: is bound to us because he's an Oregon transfer. It 136 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: didn't work out for him in Eugene and so he 137 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: was hurt last year and was better on the road. 138 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 1: This game is on the plane, so he was better 139 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: on the road in twenty eighteen. For Kentucky, he did 140 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: struggle somewhat situation, wasn't the most efficient thrower, but it 141 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: didn't phase him to travel. So that's something something too like. 142 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: Even if you just like Kentucky to keep it close 143 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: because of that good defense against a new offensive line, 144 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to go with a game that I don't 145 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: think will be close. I'm gonna give those points. Almost 146 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: said take I'm going to give those points. With regard 147 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: to the Texas Longhorns traveling to Lubbock. This is I mean, 148 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: you're giving sixteen, seventeen, eighteen points depending on where you look. 149 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: I think Texas right now, they've upgraded both coordinators, they've 150 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: got that four year starter now in Sam Ellinger. Their 151 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: receivers are pretty well developed. I think their defense is 152 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: going to be better organized, and there's certainly a lot 153 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: healthier than where they were in the meat of last 154 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: year's schedule when they struggled. This is a perfect storm 155 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: given what Texas Tech's defense look like against And I 156 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: had to look up the history of this program because 157 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: I did not know they existed. Houston Baptist giving up 158 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of total yards not the most important 159 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: stat but that would have been if Texas Tech were 160 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: pretty good. You beat them fifty six thirteen. They snuck 161 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: by Houston Baptist. I think Texas jumps all over them. 162 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: They're winning this game by four touchdowns plus. 163 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 2: Houston Baptists their quarterback, Bailey. This says here, it's interesting Bailey. 164 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 2: Drew Brees passed for five hundred and five hundred and 165 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 2: seventy two yards against Texas Tek in Week one. Can't 166 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 2: love this pick, Dan, This is a fabulous pick. Even 167 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 2: you know last season Texas Tech was not good on defense. 168 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 2: They weren't good in Week one. We know Texas is 169 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 2: explosive on offense, scoring fifty nine points against UTEP in 170 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 2: Week one, and kind of shut it down in the 171 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 2: second half of their game. I think the veteran quarterback 172 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 2: against a really bad defense does favor Texas. Texas. We 173 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 2: know this, like the they feel like this is their year, 174 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 2: right in kind of a disjointed year. Have a veteran 175 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 2: team to go out and try to win themselves the 176 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 2: Big twelve the first time in forever. The ALOAHLM is 177 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 2: gonna be tough to beat, obviously, but you know this, 178 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,200 Speaker 2: I feel like Tech has no chance here whatsoever. I don't, 179 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: I don't. This is a great pick. 180 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 1: I love this, thank you very much. And also, it's 181 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: tough to win in Lubbock generally. This it's a it's 182 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: a raucous crowd. They're throwing tortillas. It's an easier time 183 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: given the circumstances of playing on the road and home 184 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 1: crowds are lacked. Thereof, it's an easier time hopefully to 185 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 1: uh to sort of manage a game without you know, 186 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: fear of crazy crowd noise and false starts, things like that. 187 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: So I think Texas in a great spot here. What's 188 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: your second pick? 189 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 2: I'm a stick in the state of Texas. Texas A and 190 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 2: M minus three and a half. It's a lot of points, 191 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,840 Speaker 2: I get it. But they're playing a terrible Vanderbilt football team. Yeah, 192 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,959 Speaker 2: look at anm kellen Mond last year accounted for almost 193 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 2: thirty four hundred yards to total offense, second in the SEC. 194 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 2: People say that he might have underachieved from last year, 195 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 2: so you look at for him to get even better. 196 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 2: Last season, they'd played a lot of true freshmen, six 197 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 2: of them. Now those guys obviously are much older. Plus 198 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,680 Speaker 2: Jimbo Fisher kind of has to be really good this 199 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 2: year in my opinion, to kind of get people off 200 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 2: his back there. He's had top ten recruiting classes this 201 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,440 Speaker 2: year to get it done. Their defense last year was 202 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 2: thirtieth in total defense. They should be much much better 203 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 2: in that. But really this is more about Vanderbilt dan 204 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 2: who lost all three of their quarterbacks from last year. 205 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 2: So now they're playing an A and M team who 206 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 2: is really good obviously on offense, they're loaded on defense, 207 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 2: they're a year older, they keep recruiting top ten classes, 208 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 2: so just a talent of sparity on the field is 209 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 2: going to be a lot in my opinion, right, And 210 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 2: you start with that, then you look at at how 211 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 2: Vanderbilt was not competitive really at all. Last season, they've 212 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 2: lost ten their last thirteen against the spread. A and 213 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 2: M is nine to three under Jimbo Fisher as a 214 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 2: favorite in college station. It's a lot a lot of points. 215 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 2: I get it. But just like you have Texas winning 216 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 2: by four touchdowns, A and M is going to win 217 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 2: this game in the range of, you know, in the 218 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 2: fifty nine to ten. It's not going to be close. 219 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,440 Speaker 1: I tend to agree with this. Vanderbilt last year was 220 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 1: just and we're talking about losing what they had from 221 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,559 Speaker 1: last year. They have been recruiting all that well. They 222 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:09,439 Speaker 1: were one hundred and fourth when it came to offensive 223 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: S and P plus or SP plus excuse me now, 224 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: and ninety ninth on defense, So there is some balance. 225 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 1: There is some balance to having both a very bad 226 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 1: offense and a very bad defense. Going to Texas A 227 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: and M. You're right, a much more talented team. This 228 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 1: is going to be as healthy as they're going to be. 229 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: There's a good amount of speed at the skill positions, 230 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,719 Speaker 1: even though they're down their presumable number one receiver who 231 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,960 Speaker 1: opted out of the season. The Kellen Mond experience factor 232 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: is big, even though I don't think he's one of 233 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: the two or three best quarterbacks in the conference. I 234 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 1: still think his ability to pace a blowout of a 235 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 1: bad team is just fine, So I'm happy to give 236 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: those points as well. 237 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is again. You look at A and M 238 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 2: last year fourteenth SMP plus offense. It's not sn P anymore, 239 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 2: it's just. 240 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 1: SP plus y. When Bill Connelly went over to espnah. 241 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 2: They upgraded him to to get rid of they lost 242 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 2: the lost the end. Oh god, he was espidation man, 243 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 2: those those were those numbers, that whole dashboard he had. 244 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,960 Speaker 2: I'm sure you probably have still secret access to his 245 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 2: nice dashboard. But the reshaps Bill is fantastic. 246 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: Yes, okay, uh, let's go to I mean, let's stay 247 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: in the SEC because Mississippi State is playing against LSU, 248 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 1: which is going to be fascinating on both sides. First 249 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: of all, we have a push pull of a Mike 250 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: Leach offense against a bo Polini defense, and that to me, 251 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see. kJ Costello comes over from 252 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 1: Stanford and is now running that offense. And generally speaking, 253 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,439 Speaker 1: when a team overhauls an offense, that worries me early on. 254 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: But you know this, you've watched it the Mike Leach 255 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: offense is known for its simplicity. He makes things incredibly 256 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 1: easy for the quarterback. It's like a series of a 257 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: few reads and then variations thereof. And the fact that 258 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,439 Speaker 1: LSU is replacing what they're replacing is a little bit 259 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,679 Speaker 1: scary on both sides of the ball, namely that you 260 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,320 Speaker 1: Joe Brady, Joe Burrow, a number of receivers Jamar Chase 261 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: opted out of the season. LSU is the more talented team, 262 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:15,200 Speaker 1: but seventeen points means that LSU kind of doesn't miss 263 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: a beat, that they're seventy five to eighty percent of 264 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 1: where they were at their best last year. And even 265 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,559 Speaker 1: if they end up there this year Week one against 266 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: a new defense, a new offense, not knowing what they're 267 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: getting in Mississippi State, I think we're gonna we're in 268 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: for some uneven football. I think LSU is better, but 269 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,560 Speaker 1: seventeen points feels like too many, with too many elements 270 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 1: that are unproven trying to come together in a first week. 271 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: Well know, LSU lost their quarterback, they lost a bunch 272 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 2: of skillbition players. Other players have opted out as well. 273 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 2: They lost a bunch offensive linments, so it's a completely 274 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,959 Speaker 2: different team this year, right, and so in a weird offseason, 275 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,559 Speaker 2: it makes sense. The worry I have about Mike Leach 276 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 2: in this offense is that he is as stubborn as 277 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 2: they get, and he refuses to chang offense whatsoever. I 278 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 2: just don't know how this offense works in the SEC 279 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 2: when you're very one dimensional, and you know we've seen 280 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,959 Speaker 2: him struggle in the past again, especially Washington, who is 281 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 2: a very good defense and Washington's corners have said Jimmy 282 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 2: Lakers doing their head coach will just say, hey, we 283 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 2: know what they're doing. They don't change anything they do. 284 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 2: We know exactly what they're doing. So I don't know 285 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 2: if LSU would know what they're doing because they've never 286 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 2: played them before. But if you watch the tape, it's 287 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 2: easy to see what's about to happen. So I do 288 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 2: wonder if that'll be a problem. But in Week one, 289 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 2: to your point, with LSU returning a lot of nobody, 290 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 2: they're not nobody's but you know they're not returning a 291 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 2: lot of players as they did last season, I'm with 292 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 2: you here. Plus Michael Ititch, the SEC is just gonna 293 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 2: be glorious. It's gonna be se fun it's gonna be 294 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 2: the best ever. 295 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 1: This was LSU won by twenty three last year, so 296 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: they didn't blow out Mississippi State. Mississippi State interestingly enough, 297 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 1: they bring back the most prolific running back in the 298 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: SEC and Kylon Hill, so I guess it'll be fascinating 299 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: to see him in a more I assume all purpose 300 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: role like Max Borgie was you at Washington State, and 301 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: running backs have been used in Leech systems in years past, 302 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: so Mississippi State going to that three three five as well, 303 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: that can be confusing for an inexperienced quarterback like Miles 304 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: Brennan is. I think it's going to be fascinating to watch, 305 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: so I'm happy, especially in week one when there's just 306 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,840 Speaker 1: so much novelty, when teams are not going to look 307 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,560 Speaker 1: like what they will in three weeks. In two weeks, 308 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: taking the points just feels like a safe situation to me. 309 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 2: It does, and catching Costello for those who don't know 310 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 2: because you don't watch PACTOL football, he's really good and 311 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 2: I'm excited to see him in this type of offense 312 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 2: where they let him throw the football because at Stanford 313 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 2: that wasn't what they did all the time. So I'm 314 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 2: really excited to watch him play. Speaking about eating the points, 315 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 2: we're about, yeah, I'm about taking under right here. Because 316 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 2: we went under last week with Syracuse and Pittsburgh. We're 317 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 2: going back to under with Syracuse and Georgia Tech under 318 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 2: fifty two and a half. Syracuse has played two games 319 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 2: dan They've scored six points and ten points. Georgia Tech 320 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 2: has played two games. They have scored sixteen points and 321 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 2: twenty one points. Both those teams are not very goular 322 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 2: on offense, and their defenses are pretty good. So when 323 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 2: you look at a good offense and I mean too 324 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 2: bad offenses against two good defenses, I'm gonna take the under. 325 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 2: Now everyone's gonna be taken the under. So there's a 326 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 2: little bit of worry there because I don't like to take. 327 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 2: I don't I'm not I'm not often going for you know, 328 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 2: a public type play here. But I just think that 329 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 2: if you look at at these teams right now, I 330 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 2: mean Syracuse that have ninety one possible teams and Bill 331 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: Connley's rankings on offense, they're seventy sixth, which obviously not ideal. 332 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 2: And you know we're gonna add you know, a bunch 333 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 2: of stuff as we go here with you know, with 334 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 2: these teams, as we see what they you know, as 335 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 2: the as they go Georgia Tech offensively, I'm gonna find 336 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 2: the number where it go. I don't know where it went, 337 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 2: but it's I don't know it's on here. But again, 338 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 2: they've only scored sixteen to twenty one fifty two and 339 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 2: a half. There was like a lot of points here. 340 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'll go, I'll go under. 341 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 1: I like this pick a lot, even though it would 342 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: have been nice if it were a weird element game 343 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 1: as well, to really emphasize bad offenses dealing with elements 344 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,199 Speaker 1: the games inside at the Carrier Dome. But yeah, the 345 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 1: Syracuse offense is rough top to bottom. It is a 346 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: rough rough watch. I saw that just this matchup existed, 347 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: and I didn't want to think about it all that 348 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 1: much because it felt like figuring out what could possibly 349 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: happen in this game kind of just hurt my brain. 350 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 1: And there was so much, so much better games to watch. 351 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 1: So yeah, hitting the under makes makes a ton of 352 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,919 Speaker 1: sense here. I'm going to round out a team that 353 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 1: has actually been incredibly fun on offense, especially last week 354 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: Miami's taking on Florida State. It's in Miami. Florida State 355 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: has had some time to think about the Georgia Tech game. 356 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:48,199 Speaker 1: But even still, I love giving points when a specific 357 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: matchup weighs so heavily in one team's favor. And that's 358 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: actually Miami's ability to get after the quarterback playing against 359 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: the Florida State offensive line, and this is big bets. 360 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: So if we can focus on the big boys, it's 361 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 1: a big win. And what Miami's able to do with 362 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: you know, Quincy Rochet and Jalen Phillips, they were doing 363 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 1: really well with twists on the inside last week against 364 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,640 Speaker 1: Louisville with a probably better offensive line than what Florida 365 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,400 Speaker 1: State has. Florida State just keeps James Blackman, their quarterback, 366 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: under pressure constantly up front, and their ability to get 367 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 1: the ball to receivers, his ability to step into throws. Physically, 368 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: he's a really impressive quarterback, but he just hasn't put 369 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: it together behind pretty dreadful offensive lines. And yet you 370 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,359 Speaker 1: couple that with a more creative Miami offense and ability 371 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,680 Speaker 1: to run the ball. Florida State couldn't get a pass 372 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: rush against Georgia Tech, and now they're expected to do 373 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: so against a really impressive, experience mobile quarterback and Derek King. 374 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 1: We saw him generate a ton of those explosion plays 375 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 1: last week against Louisville. I love this specific mismatch here. 376 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,160 Speaker 1: I saw the spread. It's about ten and a half 377 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,120 Speaker 1: eleven points. I think Miami's at least two touchdowns better. 378 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: Not going to be a letdown after that big win 379 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 1: on Sataturday Night with the big cameras there. So they're 380 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,240 Speaker 1: going to be up obviously for the Florida State game. Yeah, 381 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 1: give me the Canes by like fourteen to seventeen points here. 382 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 2: So what I really like about Miami's offense, and we'll 383 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,120 Speaker 2: get to their defense just a second, but their offense. 384 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 2: What I liked about about Louisville was the ability to 385 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 2: generate big plays very easy, right, Like they didn't have 386 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,360 Speaker 2: to work hard to find mismatches. And we saw them 387 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,119 Speaker 2: exploit Louisville that just couldn't figure out a way to 388 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 2: have anyone on the edge right a man coverage and 389 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 2: they ran that long you know, basically like power pass 390 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 2: pop pass for a touchdown where no one was on 391 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 2: the Luille mean, no one was on the Miami running 392 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 2: back out of the backfield So when I see an 393 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 2: offense that can generate explosive plays without trying essentially right, 394 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 2: that that bodes very well against a Florida State team 395 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,280 Speaker 2: who has a new coaching staff, and you know they. 396 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: Had indeed coaching their coach tested positive correct, He's not 397 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 1: going to be on the sideline. 398 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, is out. So I love this pick obviously in 399 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 2: state rivalry game, anytime that needs two get together. To 400 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 2: your point, there's no letdown for Miami because if they're 401 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 2: playing Florida State, if this was some Joe Schmoe, maybe 402 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 2: I feel differently, but I think Miami here does win 403 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 2: this game. I think we're going six to o this week. 404 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,160 Speaker 2: This feels like a great week to go six to o. 405 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,800 Speaker 1: Oh this is I feel terrible now that you're confident 406 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: in six and aw, oh this is terrible. 407 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 2: I mean, don't people come here to get winning picks. 408 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 2: Why why would I say we're going oh, six? 409 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: No, I know, It's just we're putting so much confidence 410 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,359 Speaker 1: into the universe, I hope. So I see that's that 411 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: big boy confidence that I'm still getting used to as 412 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 1: a lean boy. I'm still getting used to that that 413 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: inner confidence that you have. Let's transition. Now, those are 414 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,119 Speaker 1: our picks I feel, I actually do feel fantastic about them. 415 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,439 Speaker 1: When you gave me what you were going to pick 416 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: ahead of time, I looked at I was like, yeah, 417 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 1: I would do the exact same thing. So nothing stuck 418 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,400 Speaker 1: out to me as a problem. I let's transition using 419 00:20:54,400 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: the word problem. It's probably pretty infrequent that you travel 420 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,639 Speaker 1: and you feel amazing about every step of the way. 421 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 1: Give me just a headline and then we'll get into it. 422 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,880 Speaker 1: What is air travel like for Jeff Schwartz. 423 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 2: I'm six six three forty. I mentioned it earlier, and 424 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 2: I do travel a lot, and I was Platinum pro 425 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 2: last you know. Yeah, it was Platinum pros, one level 426 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 2: away from executive Platinum on American airlines. I travel a lot, guys. Yeah, 427 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 2: And the bathroom situation is never ideal for Jeff Schwartz, 428 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 2: And when you travel regional planes is even worse. So 429 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 2: they're just not built for big guys. And I feel 430 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 2: like there should be one part of the plane that 431 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 2: is built for like a big guy bathroom, and it's 432 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 2: never in the front or back, and it's never in 433 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,359 Speaker 2: the front the front there if you're a first class 434 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 2: it's a tiny little bathroom. Because of the structure of 435 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 2: the plane, the back is a little better. The middle 436 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 2: is the best place. The middle is a spot to be. 437 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,919 Speaker 2: But I've had many adventures, like for example, in college, 438 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 2: we flew Alaska Airlines from Eugene to the Organ. No, 439 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 2: this is just flying back home back and forth took yeah, okay, 440 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 2: pellor plane and I did not fit in the bathroom. 441 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 2: I couldn't fit in the bathroom. 442 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: Like the door would not physically close. 443 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 2: No, I couldn't turn and then sit down the bathroom. 444 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 2: And I couldn't really stand like I just the shoulders 445 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,280 Speaker 2: were too broad for the bathroom. So I had to 446 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 2: I grabbed a cup and I shuffled into the bathroom. 447 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,880 Speaker 2: I closed the door, and I stood parallel to the window, 448 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560 Speaker 2: and I peed into a cup and poured it into 449 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 2: the toilet. 450 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 1: As so, did you have to pour as you went? Yeah, I. 451 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,880 Speaker 2: Filled the cup and then pinch it off and pour 452 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: it out, fill it up, pinch it off. But just 453 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 2: back and forth, back and forth. 454 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 1: I mean you were literally you were bailing out your bladder. 455 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 2: They're like a rowboat. Yes, most bathrooms and the airplane. 456 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 2: I can't stand any just straight like they're too. There's 457 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 2: too short, So I have to back in and sit 458 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 2: down to go number one, to fit in the bathroom. 459 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 1: Back in, Oh my god, like you are a dolly, 460 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: Like you are a moving dolly. 461 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 2: Just like laugh at me too. They know that it's 462 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,639 Speaker 2: a struggle. They can see the pain and fear in 463 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 2: my eyes now going number two. That's just it's it's 464 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 2: something that I that I just have to to not do. 465 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: So, okay, I want to be a solution based show. 466 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: What are some so solution one, obviously to me is 467 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 1: you got to cut off drinking liquids an hour or 468 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: two before the. 469 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,880 Speaker 2: Fly, right, Dan, I'm a water drinker, man, Like two 470 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 2: gallons of water a day. Man, I drink. You've been 471 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 2: with that. I don't. I drink a ton a ton? 472 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 2: I mean not, you know not. But then you know, 473 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 2: if I don't drink and eat before you get on 474 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 2: the plane, I kind of feel like get that kind 475 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 2: of queasy feeling when altitude. 476 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: Okay, so that's that's a solution that probably won't work 477 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: out for you. Have you traveled on a plane like 478 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,400 Speaker 1: you were in the NFL for years you played major 479 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,200 Speaker 1: college football in the way, that's some nicer hotel room 480 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,680 Speaker 1: have bigger beds because they know they're accommodating the NBA teams, 481 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: NFL teams. Are there planes that you've been on that 482 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,919 Speaker 1: are are better in terms of knowing their clientele? 483 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 2: Oh? Well, definitely the international planes. But I mean I'm 484 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 2: not flying from a flying business class international very often. 485 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,720 Speaker 2: I think what the answer is, honestly, is I got 486 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 2: to call some NASCAR people. 487 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 1: And ask the little colostomity. 488 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta put the I gotta I gotta put 489 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,199 Speaker 2: the cather on. 490 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: Mentally, are you okay with that? 491 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,119 Speaker 2: No? Like, do you well, I don't think that the 492 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 2: NASCAR has the cather that inserts in. It's more like 493 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,159 Speaker 2: a like a condom type thing. Yeah, I would be 494 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 2: okay with that. I mean, I dude, I'm a big boy. 495 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm an offensive lineman and nothing really grosses 496 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 2: me out as long as it's, you know, just the 497 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,199 Speaker 2: bag works. I think I think that's the answer. Then 498 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 2: I don't have to get out, like I just kind 499 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,440 Speaker 2: of sleep and relax. That would be something I need 500 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 2: to invest in. 501 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: Does it make noise, like if you're sitting next to 502 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 1: a stranger all of a sudden, they. 503 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 2: Can I could just maybe just like let one go 504 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,920 Speaker 2: real quick, just like and just the sorry man. It's 505 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 2: that's something about a being a big guy you get 506 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 2: away with sometimes. It's like a couple things that are 507 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 2: nice about being big. It's one is that I can 508 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 2: always be the first guy to buffet and they're like, 509 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 2: of course, obviously, like no one judges me to be 510 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,679 Speaker 2: the first guy to eat at an event. I remember 511 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 2: pact to a media day, which we don't have this year. 512 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 2: I'm sitting there, they bring a that were at the 513 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 2: dinner and they bring a tower of seafood and no 514 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 2: one eats. I'm like, all right, well I'll just eat 515 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,440 Speaker 2: it then, I mean just everyone's just like, oh, the 516 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 2: fat guy's eating again. It's a great adventage to have. 517 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: How does an airplane bathroom compare in terms of like 518 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,399 Speaker 1: the smell once it hits you walking in on a 519 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 1: flight with normal you know, one hundred and twenty normal 520 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 1: people versus one hundred and twenty large NFL players. 521 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 2: So are you saying that that we're doing a love 522 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,400 Speaker 2: number two is on the airplane? 523 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: I'm man, I don't know. I'm asking you. Guys are 524 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,120 Speaker 1: burning more calories than the average person you're probably eating 525 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 1: a lot more protein and you're trying to keep weight 526 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,920 Speaker 1: on or you're trying to you know, the eating is 527 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: probably as far as I can tell, like, you don't 528 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,919 Speaker 1: want to have an empty stomach as an NFL player 529 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,679 Speaker 1: at any point because your body is your job. So 530 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 1: my question basically is, especially with the number of six 531 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,440 Speaker 1: foot five, three hundred and twenty pound people and just 532 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: the number of people who are you know, eating a 533 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 1: protein bar, you know whatever, trying to stay trying to 534 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 1: stay healthy and fed. Have you found that the airplane 535 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 1: bathroom on an NFL charter is an all different in 536 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 1: terms of usage and smell violence than a regular flight. 537 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 2: To smell violence. 538 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: That's that as a finalist for this shown to smell violence, to. 539 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 2: Smell violence, Yeah, brought to you by Jeff Schwartz. I 540 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 2: know I did not notice to smell violence was a problem. Now. 541 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 2: I mean there are guys that have you know that 542 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 2: at times you might, you know, let a little fart 543 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 2: loose in the locker room or smelly. But I've never 544 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 2: been an airplane and thought to myself, ooh, this is 545 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,879 Speaker 2: not going very well because a big group of NFL 546 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,200 Speaker 2: players is going Number two, a bunch. I actually can 547 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 2: to a one one more story really quick. I just 548 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 2: I would love that popped into my head. So I 549 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 2: was I was flying a Phoenix. This must have been 550 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 2: six seven years ago, and I had a poop attack. 551 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,399 Speaker 1: And how does a poop attack differ from a standard Oh, 552 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,080 Speaker 1: I need to go? 553 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 2: A poop attack is like I'm gonna if I don't 554 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 2: poop right now, I'm gonna go on my pants. 555 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 1: You're gonna mess your pants, okay, yeah, Urgency, Urgency. 556 00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 2: So we were landing though, and I was like, I 557 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,160 Speaker 2: gotta go. So I just told the fight ten, I'm 558 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 2: going to the bathroom like whatever. So I'm going to 559 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,679 Speaker 2: the bathroom as we land, literally as we land, going 560 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,520 Speaker 2: to the bathroom, all right. So I don't know, a 561 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 2: couple of years later, I'm joking about poop on Twitter 562 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,560 Speaker 2: like I normally am, and joking about like going the bathroom, 563 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,159 Speaker 2: you go in the bathroom in the in the in 564 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,680 Speaker 2: the airplane, and a guy sends me a reply saying 565 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 2: I heard about that time you had a poop attack 566 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 2: landing into Phoenix. 567 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: How did how did he hear? 568 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 2: I don't know. 569 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 1: So do you think somebody wrecked recognized you? And saw 570 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 1: you rushing the laboratory. Yes, and you had never talked 571 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: about it publicly. No, heard about the time you had 572 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,639 Speaker 1: a poop attack? Is that Is that the phrasing you 573 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 1: used with your kids, by the way. 574 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 2: Poop attack? No, they don't have their kids. They don't 575 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 2: know poo attacks. 576 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 1: They don't have poop attack. Do you remember what caused 577 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: the poop attack? 578 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 2: Who knows the poop attacks happened? For I get them 579 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 2: far less now because I eat much better. But you know, 580 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,120 Speaker 2: just eat something bad or you know, I actually can 581 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,399 Speaker 2: I actually can tell. 582 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: Were you at least in an aisle so you didn't 583 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: have to like bum rush, yeah next to you? Okay. 584 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 2: I can tell when a food is Like another day, 585 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 2: we ordered some some Italian food. I got these meatballs 586 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 2: and took one bite of meatbo. I was like, this 587 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,640 Speaker 2: is going to mess me up. I just I could 588 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 2: tack a tell with foods too rich, with food's too rich, 589 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 2: and then lo and behold, like fifteen minutes later, I 590 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 2: was in the potty. 591 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:57,880 Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, So those are your lessons here. Sometimes 592 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: you just got to go. Sometimes it might happen while 593 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 1: you're landing. If you see somebody who is six seven, 594 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: three forty plus sprinting down the aisle as you are 595 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,719 Speaker 1: cleared for landing. 596 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 2: Just let him pass, Just let him go past, Let 597 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,760 Speaker 2: me pass, folks. 598 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: It's a serious time, okay, Jeff, thank you very much. 599 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: As always, everybody, do subscribe to the episode. We're here 600 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 1: every week. We have a ton more stories. You are 601 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 1: coming up with a list of linemen who are going 602 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 1: to share their own experiences across the spectrum that is life, 603 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 1: and I can't wait. I guess we're going to have 604 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 1: to talk to Marshall Newhouse at some point because he 605 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: is very vocal, and I can't wait. So thank you 606 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: very much for listening. Jeff. I hope you have a 607 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: wonderful day. Stay near a bathroom. If you eat rich food, 608 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: I beg you and we'll see you next week. All right, 609 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: that was your preview, or really just exposure to Big 610 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: Boy Bets. If you like the show, it's Big Boy 611 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 1: Bets Dot show to subscribe and you're regular solid verbal 612 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: programming resumes now.