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Speaker 1: Live from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I didn't know where back high Chelsea hammers here.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited about this.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm here, syk stoya ky.

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Speaker 2: Now remember if you use any lay I.

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Speaker 4: Know, I know Elvis, I know.

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Speaker 2: Here's here's the dump bus.

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Speaker 4: Start with the language.

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Speaker 2: Here's the dump bum. You have to you have to

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Speaker 2: push it yourself.

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Speaker 3: I think you think I'm a little remedial or on

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Speaker 3: the uptake because he said not to use the words.

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Speaker 4: Boom boom and boom boom in the morning. One rhymes

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Speaker 4: with pluck.

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Speaker 2: I will tell you, Chelsea, people become so comfortable in

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Speaker 2: that chair sometimes they forget.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're such a good host. That's a reflection

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Speaker 3: of your hosting abilities.

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Speaker 2: It was Cedric the entertainer, and it takes your person.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I need my person. Okay, she forgot

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Speaker 4: to put her purse down.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna waving.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to let any money go.

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Speaker 2: Said, it's the entertainer. Set there. We made and pushed

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Speaker 2: his own butt. You're going to run out of delay time.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm an adult and I'm mature, so I

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Speaker 3: understand what the rules are and parameters are for early

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Speaker 3: morning radio.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for going over them, Meday.

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Speaker 2: So this is Gandhi, Hi, Daniell Froggy's up there on

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Speaker 2: that screen.

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Speaker 4: Okay, where okay Frog is he? Does he have COVID?

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Speaker 4: Is that why he's Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to say where he is because

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid it's going to go down that road. Oh really,

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Speaker 2: he is in the state of Florida.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were discontinuing Florida.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going on my tour.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to Florida because, even though it will

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Speaker 3: make a huge impact economically, I feel like in this culture,

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Speaker 3: well in this world that we live in, the only

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Speaker 3: impact you can make economically is economic that anyone cares about.

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Speaker 3: So I am not going back to Florida because of

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Speaker 3: you know what.

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Speaker 2: But you know, Chelsea, there are a lot of people

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Speaker 2: who live in Florida.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: I love my Floridian fans. Believe me, I have relatives.

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Speaker 3: My Rabbi lives in Florida. So I can't ever see

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Speaker 3: him again.

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Speaker 2: I will tell you, after six years off the road,

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Speaker 2: you decided to come back do it again, and you're

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Speaker 2: playing exciting places like Red Rocks, and she didn't stand

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Speaker 2: up at Graceland.

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Speaker 4: I did. I did so first I did Red Rocks.

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Speaker 3: You guys on this tour, this new little tour, can

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Speaker 3: I say the name of the tour?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Little big bitch okay.

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Speaker 3: And because it shows the story from when I was born,

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Speaker 3: I was a little bitch and now I'm a big one.

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Speaker 3: And it shows that I've always been the same person,

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Speaker 3: I tell a lot of my childhood antics. Anyway, I

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Speaker 3: performed at Red Rocks, which was so legendary. I have

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Speaker 3: never been there before, so my first time was on

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Speaker 3: stage and it was pouring, and it was pouring all

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Speaker 3: day and the entire audience waited in the rain, and

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Speaker 3: then I performed in the rain, so it was very electric.

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Speaker 3: I came home that night. I was lying in bed.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is one of those nights that was

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Speaker 3: like really memorable in my life, in my career. And

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Speaker 3: then I just thought, thank God, no one's lying in

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Speaker 2: You kind like great to come home after a game

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Speaker 2: and go this is my brain alone. Yes, yes, Red Rocks.

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Speaker 2: What a beautiful place to see a show. I can't

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Speaker 2: imagine being in a show, but but going to to uh, Graceland,

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Speaker 2: I'm never I didn't know they had shows at grace

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Speaker 2: Me neither.

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Speaker 4: I didn't even know I was performing there until the

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Speaker 3: I was like, where we had it today, guys, they're

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Speaker 3: like Graceland, And I was like, oh, And so then

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Speaker 3: we got a private tour of his house and then

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Speaker 3: Lisa Marie Presley's casket is there, so it was like,

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Speaker 3: it was pretty cool. I was much more into it

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Speaker 3: up going to Dollywood at the end of that week.

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Speaker 4: I was less exciting, you know. Did you want any

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Speaker 4: of the rides? No, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm forties, like I have eight to be exact, I

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Speaker 3: don't need to be on rides anymore, and I don't

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Speaker 3: want a giant turkey leg.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: Basically, it's basically like going to Disneyland, you know, but

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Speaker 3: less less, less less than Disneyland.

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Speaker 2: I must counter this, Chelsea. I think now more than

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Speaker 2: ever you need to ride on rides and you need

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Speaker 2: a big ass turkey leg. Think about it. Don't get

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Speaker 2: back to me now. Okay, if you listen to Chelsea

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Speaker 2: and your co host producer had her name of a second.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, I want to Well, I'll let you

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Speaker 3: run the interview since it's you. I was just going

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Speaker 3: to talk about my New York dates because I wanted

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Speaker 3: to plug my New York dates.

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Speaker 2: But you're probably getting to that, I am, that's exactly

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Speaker 2: what's on my list.

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Speaker 4: Okay, But I digress.

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Speaker 2: So you do this incredible podcast. You can hear it

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Speaker 2: on the iHeart network as well.

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Speaker 4: Chelsea.

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Speaker 3: Chelsea, it's like Dear Abby but for people our age

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Speaker 3: or younger. Actually a lot of questioning people.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is is you are such a fantastic

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Speaker 2: interviewer and and I hadn't really seen you in the

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Speaker 2: interview chair since the show and since TV right, and

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Speaker 2: you are just really great at getting to the heart

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Speaker 2: of the matter and of course always letting everyone know

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Speaker 2: how you feel about what they're saying, and that's so important.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be like a silly

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Speaker 3: podcasts because you know, everyone has a podcast, as we know,

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Speaker 3: and I thought it was going to be like and

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Speaker 3: I was. I wanted to go back to the days

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Speaker 3: of Dear Abbey because I love that. I just love

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Speaker 3: interpersonal affairs and like what's going on with people and

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Speaker 3: breakups and cheating and family drama, like I love that stuff,

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Speaker 3: and so I thought it was going to be like

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Speaker 3: light and you know, silly, and then it became kind

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Speaker 3: of sometimes we get really serious calls and where and

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Speaker 3: people's lives change because I kind of use it to

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Speaker 3: you know, get them to the next step. Like a

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Speaker 3: lot of people are fearful of just grabbing life by

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Speaker 3: the balls and making that move. Don't worry, I'm not

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Speaker 3: going to say the word that rhymes with pluck. He's

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Speaker 3: heard ass and bitch and he's like, oh no, what's next,

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Speaker 2: Like balls is just fine. I'm good with big bouncy balls.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, It's been really fun. I love my podcast and

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Speaker 4: it's been a huge success.

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Speaker 3: We've got tons of listeners, so I'm happy to be

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Speaker 3: doing it and I get to give advice to people

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Speaker 3: and kind of you know, I use my therapy and

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Speaker 3: I just put it back out in the world.

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Speaker 2: Did anything ever.

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Speaker 6: Come through where you said, oh my gosh, we can't

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Speaker 6: we can't touch that subject.

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Speaker 4: Well, we had this guy.

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Speaker 3: No, of course not because it's me, and you know,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not I'm not like appropriate to talk

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Speaker 2: Do it anyway.

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Speaker 3: I just pretend I'm a practicing, like you know, physician

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Speaker 3: We had a guy on that was like he was

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Speaker 3: smoking too much pod and I told him. I was like,

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Speaker 3: you know, he was living with these roommates, and I said,

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Speaker 3: like get your head clear and see, you know, what

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Speaker 3: you're hiding from. If you're abusing something so much, obviously

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Speaker 3: He moved out from his roommates, and he's living his

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Speaker 3: And so that was like a real meaningful moment for it.

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Speaker 3: So it's been you know, it's been fun. I mean,

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Speaker 3: obviously we have silly things, but we do have more

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Speaker 1: Have you ever given somebody advice that you then after

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Speaker 1: you give it to them, thought, oh damn, maybe I

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Speaker 3: No, No, no, I don't really look in the revery mirror.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's not really my personality. I'm all about

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Speaker 3: moving ahead. So but we do get follow up calls

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Speaker 3: very I'm sure we've broken up plenty of relationships.

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Speaker 4: I take a lot of pride in that.

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Speaker 2: You know, it just sounds great. There's a great energy

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Speaker 2: to it. By the way, it's called Dear Chelsea and

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Speaker 2: you can get it wherever the podcasts are. We have

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Speaker 2: a podcast. We have several podcasts here. Scotty be in

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Speaker 2: that room over there. He is one called serial Killers.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: He and his friend. All they do is rate new

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Speaker 2: breakfast cereals. Hello. Yeah, see that's.

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Speaker 4: A whole podcast.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 4: How long can that say? How many new cereals are

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Speaker 2: They just keep coming. We have like three hundred episodes already,

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Speaker 2: and they'll do they'll do old schools series for like

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Speaker 2: when you're a kid, like you know how cap'n Crunch

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Speaker 2: would like rip up the words.

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Speaker 4: Of your marr. Runch was great.

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Speaker 2: So, I mean, you can have a podcast about anything.

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Speaker 2: The great thing about podcasts is you can be very

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Speaker 2: narrow and deep. You can go as deep as you

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Speaker 2: want on spark plugs and that's it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: People love murder too, Yeah, I love talking about murder,

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Speaker 3: investigative murder. I went to bed last night I watched

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Speaker 3: a murder mystery and I was like, I love being

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Speaker 3: in bed in a hotel room watching murder. And then

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Speaker 3: I'm like, go to bed, and then you dream about

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Speaker 3: the murder, you know, the whole night, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't watch that before I go to sleep.

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Speaker 3: But it's too complicated to enter my Netflix pass code

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Speaker 3: rather just sit and look at the wall.

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Speaker 2: So, going back to what you said earlier, I so agree.

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Speaker 2: After a hard day at work, after a hard day

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Speaker 2: that's a life that stand up. People know it's you,

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Speaker 2: and twisted and whatever. But to go back and just

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Speaker 3: I have this weekend, I have like Waterloo and Atlantic City,

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Speaker 4: That's the world we're living in now, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Oh we are, Hello, Syracuse. Loved being there. I'll see

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Speaker 2: Talking about your New York dates.

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Speaker 3: So I have a fun date August twenty sixth at

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Speaker 3: the Clubhouse in East Hampton. I've never performed there. That's

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Speaker 2: You know what's kind of cool watching your your your

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Speaker 2: So I mean obviously someone somewhere likes you, Chelsea.

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Speaker 4: Somewhere somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just have to find out where where are

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Speaker 2: When you hear her answer, you'll hear the gurgling sound

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Speaker 4: Okay, belvidere, belvidere, I don't drink Tito's.

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Speaker 5: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Well? Which one?

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Speaker 4: Do you guys know how to play? Recordings?

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Speaker 7: Here?

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Speaker 2: Each two days, a clean slate.

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Speaker 2: Move the buttons, you laugh, I hear you, okay.

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Speaker 7: I think this is the one home forty five percent

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's wrong with that.

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Speaker 3: Nothing. I usually don't do things like this, but when

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Speaker 8: Lately, I've been loud and proud about my status as

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Speaker 4: Every time I go on Instagram.

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Speaker 9: I stumble upon sde Moron's like this guy pontificating about

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Speaker 9: how unhappy women like me must be.

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Speaker 2: It gets better here we go. How do you do this?

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Speaker 7: You think that you're going to be forty five years old,

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Speaker 2: Best of luck to you, honey.

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Speaker 4: Right, that's the luck to you, honey.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but if the child free joy ride I'm

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Speaker 3: Take it from an alpha.

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Speaker 2: Do you hear this a lot? Is this really a thing?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm anta guy, I don't hear things like that.

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Speaker 3: When I hosted the Daily Show, That's what started it off,

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Speaker 3: And the men's reaction, these conservative men's reaction to that

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Speaker 4: There's no way that my First of all, no one

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Speaker 3: I'm just showing you what I'm doing, so obviously it

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Speaker 4: But like, sorry, the cats out of the bag.

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Speaker 3: There are too many women who are embracing the idea

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Speaker 4: Ye did you like that one?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I did. But on the other side, I mean,

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Speaker 3: Or not, or they hate being listen, not a lot

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Speaker 3: for eighteen years. So if you don't think that that's

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Speaker 4: And I know that's not my skill.

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Speaker 4: Well, hopefully you'll never hear from him again.

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Speaker 6: Do not say that I'm having emotional breakdowns every day.

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Speaker 4: I still have the one at home though.

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Speaker 6: But I was saying earlier that it's not for any everyone.

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Speaker 6: And if there is someone who doesn't think, like you said,

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Speaker 4: Exactly exactly.

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Speaker 3: There are too many damaged, traumatized children in this world.

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Speaker 9: Look at the world we're bringing them into. We can't

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Speaker 9: We're sending children to school like no, I want protection

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Speaker 9: for children. I want to fight for the rights of children.

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Speaker 3: I don't want them, you know, and I don't want

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Speaker 3: think it's very important and as a woman to understand

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Speaker 3: I don't find them interesting. I want them to grow up.

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Speaker 2: But you have some tands, a couple of cool kids.

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Speaker 2: There's obviously cool kids in your parents, your friend's lives.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I have eight nieces and nephews.

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Speaker 2: I crush that role, okay, because you can give them

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Speaker 3: I can give them edibles also to cap them down

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Speaker 2: It's delineations.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, as soon as their opinions start popping

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Speaker 1: People have no problem throwing that at women who don't

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Speaker 1: Like if you looked at somebody who just had a

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Speaker 4: That would be insane.

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Speaker 1: And it's just crazy how people throw all these things

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't seem like to me. I don't judge

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Speaker 3: And also, no one talks to men like this. If

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Speaker 4: Having a baby? Like you're a player.

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Speaker 3: And I also meant the idea of men commenting on

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Speaker 4: It is completely invalid.

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Speaker 3: You don't get to tell us about it at all

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Speaker 2: Well, so Nate was shaking his head. Obviously there's pressure

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Speaker 3: There's definitely shut up, please, what are you gonna say?

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, it's not apples to apples, right, But

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Speaker 3: She has kids. That's where she's coming from, right, thank you, Chelsea. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's not absolutely. I mean it's an unoriginal question because

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean to me, marriage represents the

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to convince other women not to procreate.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, hey, think about it in a responsible way.

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Speaker 6: My grandmother bought me a cake topper of a bride

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Speaker 6: And I go, Grandma, I don't understand. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 2: There is that?

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Speaker 4: What that hells?

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Speaker 2: And what's my advice to newly wedds when people start

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Speaker 2: say to grandma? Well, we would, but we only like anal.

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Speaker 4: Wait one second, that's a word that you're allowed to

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Speaker 2: won't stop.

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Speaker 4: And so many times you.

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Speaker 2: Use the word took us.

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Speaker 6: Ushy is a mom word.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can't use switching gears with a Chelsea Handler interview.

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Speaker 2: Back to something we were talking about earlier, and that

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Speaker 2: was your great, great ability to interview people. I brought

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Speaker 2: at the top of the show today. I brought up

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Speaker 2: to Danielle and Gandhi the concept of friends that are

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Speaker 2: great interviewers, but you don't realize you're being interviewed until

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Speaker 2: halfway through. Just a friendly conversation. Don't you have people?

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Speaker 2: But maybe you're one of these people. You can sit

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Speaker 2: down with someone at dinner, no cameras, no microphones, and

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Speaker 2: just started a conversation. This back and forth where you've

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Speaker 2: brought your rally back and forth. It turns into what

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Speaker 2: sounds like an ord whin he interview, but it's just

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Speaker 2: a friendship. It's a conversation. Storytelling is something you're a

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Speaker 2: master at doing as well. And so I'm challenging each

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Speaker 2: and every person listening to this next time you're out

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Speaker 2: with someone, freshen it up, talk about something different, different,

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Speaker 2: ask them about something and how it affects them, and

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Speaker 2: see where it goes. I love about you and your interviews.

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Speaker 2: I think we should all be like that when there's

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Speaker 2: no media involved, no component.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's important to also listen as an

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Speaker 3: interviewer or as a person. Listening is a guys, seems

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Speaker 3: to be a little bit of a lost skill because

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Speaker 3: we're all so kind of consumed with our phones and distracted,

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Speaker 3: and you know, we're all kind of adhd right now.

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Speaker 4: We're living in that world.

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Speaker 3: So I really take a lot of pride in reading

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Speaker 3: as many books as possible. I read about four books

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Speaker 3: at the same time all the time. I'm always reading books,

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Speaker 3: and to try and minimize my amount of time on

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Speaker 3: social media because it's so mindless.

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Speaker 4: I mean, how many times a day.

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Speaker 3: Do you pick up your phone and you don't even understan,

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Speaker 3: you don't even know that you pressed anything, and then

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Speaker 3: you're just looking and it's I mean, I feel so

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Speaker 3: dumb when that, you know, if I spend too much

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Speaker 3: time on Instagram. So I think the art of conversation

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Speaker 3: has been lost really due to due to social media

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Speaker 3: and you know, all the stuff that we're exposed to.

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Speaker 3: So it's nice to kind of engage with somebody, sit

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Speaker 3: down and to dinner, put your phone away for two hours,

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Speaker 3: if you can make it too, if you can make it.

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Speaker 2: To two minutes.

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Speaker 4: He's obsessed.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, he breaks out in hives. Oh god, Well, Chelsea,

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Speaker 2: having you here is just a great, a great moment.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to leave.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't want I.

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Speaker 4: Just want to be with you.

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Speaker 2: They're going to fire us all anyway.

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Speaker 4: Well, but but who broke the rule?

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Speaker 3: You did it exactly the worst thing that you could say.

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Speaker 2: That I did not. I did not did not, did

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Speaker 2: not did not. I have a crafty way of getting

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Speaker 2: out of it.

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Speaker 3: But you, guys, I just really say, on that note,

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to say the word again, but I

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Speaker 3: want to say, tushy sex is not just for gay

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Speaker 3: guys anymore, everybody.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I agree, it's so don't try it until you try.

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Speaker 4: It's trending.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's it used to just be for Mormons and the

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Speaker 3: quote unquote virgins and what everybody's doing it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, agreed, all in favor, say the little big bitch

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Speaker 2: tour is on. If you go to Chelseahandler dot com.

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Speaker 2: I do believe that's correct.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 2: You can find out when she's coming to town, and

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Speaker 2: you can warn your friends if they're going to her town.

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Speaker 2: And of course, Dear Chelsea is the podcast which I'm

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Speaker 2: loving and it's so great having you here. I want

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Speaker 2: you to come back, Joe.

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Speaker 4: Well always, I love coming here. Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: What Chelsea Handler?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right? Hold on? Button? Do we push? I don't

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Speaker 2: know what to do?

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Speaker 4: Why do you act like you've never.

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Speaker 2: Chelsea pushing your own buttons?

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Speaker 4: Miss part of today's show.

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