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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the Full Show. We got a brand

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Speaker 1: new hour for you today and the Mass Speaker, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna tell you it's i would say, the most

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Speaker 1: shocking secret we've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like normally our show's pretty funny, but sometimes

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Speaker 3: like we get this is the Mass Speaker, Wow, breaking.

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Speaker 4: Dark secrets and this one is wild.

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Speaker 1: It's wild. Definitely stick around for ye and let us

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Speaker 1: know what you think in the comments.

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Speaker 4: Crazy.

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Speaker 1: But before we get there, let's go to the comments.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Someone commented on last Friday and said best song of

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Speaker 6: the week about pizza parody.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the show every night at work delivering milk

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Speaker 1: in London, England. Thanks for getting me through guys.

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Speaker 6: Oh and Brooke, I love the hair.

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Speaker 7: Do they drink milk at midnight in London?

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Speaker 1: I think they just get it delivered?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what's the story?

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Speaker 1: Chug chug am, it's talk for milk. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: the hair compliment too. You can always see us if

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Speaker 1: you're not already on our YouTube. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Same with socials, very creative.

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Speaker 8: Ye.

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Speaker 1: Handle there, Africa and Jeffrey and we're getting your full

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Speaker 1: hour started right now.

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Speaker 9: Who else is still messed up from the daylight savings

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Speaker 9: time jump?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, it's my daughter, goes why I

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Speaker 1: like the time the way it was.

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Speaker 9: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. I was so tired

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Speaker 9: this morning. I spent five minutes trying to put on

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Speaker 9: my pants as a T shirt. Got my head all

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Speaker 9: the way through.

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Speaker 7: And they're not wild.

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Speaker 9: It was kind of impressive. But there's been a lot

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Speaker 9: of debate lately. Do we stop doing daylight savings?

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Speaker 1: I thought we voted on this already and we said yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: Crazy we did, and then the Congress shut it down.

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Speaker 9: British Columbia is shifting to permanent daylight savings time. So

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Speaker 9: what's the right answer. Well, a new idea just entered

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Speaker 9: the chat. I know it's good because it comes from

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Speaker 9: a congressman in Florida. Happened and he says, the solution's easy.

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Speaker 9: Instead of constantly jumping forward an hour, then backward, an hour, forward, backward, forward, backward,

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Speaker 9: let's cut the nonsense and meet right in the middle.

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Speaker 9: Do half daylight savings time, and then stay there permanently

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Speaker 9: shift the clock up thirty minutes across the board forever. Done.

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Speaker 1: Did I guess I don't know. Time zones already messed

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Speaker 1: with my head. And if we only did thirty minutes

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Speaker 1: and then everybody like, yeah, I.

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Speaker 9: Mean across the all America. Fine, everybody wins. We'd keep

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Speaker 9: some of that late daylight that people enjoy. Yeah, but

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Speaker 9: also winter mornings won't be quite so dark.

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Speaker 7: I don't hate the idea. Yeah, it sounds really silly,

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Speaker 7: but I guess we're already moving in an hour.

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Speaker 1: What's why do we really mess it up and just

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Speaker 1: do thirty two minutes?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I like that, right, I will say. The one small

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Speaker 9: downside of that is our clocks would be thirty minutes

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Speaker 9: off from the rest of the entire world. But that's

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Speaker 9: their freaking problem. Yeah, I mean, which it's been around

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Speaker 9: way longer than the world has.

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Speaker 1: We should decideal. I mean, we already do inches and

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Speaker 9: Let's we don't use the metric system because it's stupid,

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Speaker 9: and we don't use the clock system because we're tired.

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Speaker 9: All right, we fixed it, And now that we fix

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Speaker 9: time and space, let's move on to the shock collar

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Speaker 9: question of the day and go over to a man

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Speaker 9: who doesn't know time or space. His name is digital

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Speaker 2: On this day. In nineteen ninety seven, TV viewers were

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Speaker 2: introduced to a tiny, blonde high school girl whose extracurricular

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Speaker 2: activities included homework, boy drama, and violently dismembering the undead.

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Speaker 2: Oh because the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer premiered, starring

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Speaker 2: Sarah Michelle Geller as the Chosen One who needed to

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Speaker 2: protect humanity while still trying to pass our algebra class.

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Speaker 2: And Sarah Michelle Geller proved something very important to us.

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Speaker 2: If your name has three parts in it, probably destined

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Speaker 2: for Hollywood greatness. Yeah, because someone who uses three names

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Speaker 2: it just sounds way cooler and way more powerful.

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Speaker 1: It's either three or one.

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Speaker 11: Yes.

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Speaker 2: That's why today, in honor of Buffy and SMG, we're

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Speaker 2: doing a special triple Name Fame edition.

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Speaker 4: Of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: You'll give me a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue about a famous person who

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Speaker 2: tell me who they are to stay in the game.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who after this should start

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Speaker 2: going by all three of her names, Alexis Dorothy Fuller.

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Speaker 2: Toorrow that because she toted her car.

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Speaker 4: Alexis, We're over to you.

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Speaker 2: Alexis. Your three name celebrity burst onto the country scene

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Speaker 2: in the nineties with the song Achy Breaky Heart showed

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Speaker 2: us that America loves country music and the line dancing

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Speaker 2: is a virus on this country. Please name this three

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Speaker 2: names celebrity.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you described all of him without just

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Speaker 1: mentioning Hannah Montana, Billy ray Cyrus.

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Speaker 4: What's happened to have to do with that Jason rule identity?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll ask you a question about that later. Billy

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Speaker 2: ray Cyrus is correct. Alexis brook We're over to you.

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Speaker 2: Eleven is off the board. Five Your three named celebrity

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Speaker 2: is the actress from Halloween, True Lies and Freaky Friday.

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Speaker 2: Need name in five seconds or you're disqualified.

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Speaker 7: Five four three name the short hair one.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, broke.

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Speaker 1: Jamie Lee Curtis is.

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Speaker 2: Jamie Lee Curtis, Yes, after the five seconds, well beyond.

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Speaker 1: In fact, why do I only get five seconds?

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Speaker 2: Because I said you only get five seconds and I

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Speaker 2: enforced my own rules that Jamie Lee Curtis is the dummy.

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Speaker 2: Jamie Lee Curtis is the daughter of classic film stars

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Speaker 2: Tony Curtis and Janet Lee, and she won an oscar

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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three, so.

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Speaker 1: She doubled down on her famous nepotism.

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Speaker 2: Yes we love that, Jose. It's your turn.

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Speaker 9: Five and eleven are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go twelve.

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Speaker 2: Your three name celebrity played Barney Stinson on How I

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Speaker 2: Met Your Mother, did about nine seasons of questionable dating advice,

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Speaker 2: and said legendary approximately a million times.

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Speaker 4: What is this? Three named persons?

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Speaker 3: Gets mad at me because I never watched the show,

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Speaker 3: but I can see his face and he was a

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Speaker 3: kid daughter Dougie Howser when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: It's it's where's the five seconds?

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Speaker 4: Neil Patrick Harris, My god, what did I think? That

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Speaker 4: was the name of the Star Trek Guy.

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Speaker 3: The bald Star Trek Guy was Neil Patrick Patrick Stewart.

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Speaker 3: Patrick Stewart is okay, well I accidentally got a.

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Speaker 2: Ride, correct Patrick, Jose. Neil Patrick became famous as the

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Speaker 2: team doctor on Doogie Howser at Your Mother and some

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Speaker 2: magic stuff as well. We're talking three people in the

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Speaker 2: anniversary of Buffy parentheses the Vampire Slayer Jeffrey, We're over you, five,

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Speaker 2: eleven and twelve.

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Speaker 7: Are off the board.

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Speaker 9: Number four, your three.

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Speaker 2: Name celebrity is the extremely serious actor from There Will

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Speaker 2: Be Blood and Lincoln. He's so method with his acting.

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Speaker 2: If a role required living in the eighteen hundreds, he'd

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Speaker 2: probably start churning his own butter. Who am I thinking of?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't totally totally will be Blooded? That's a

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Speaker 9: TV show movie, okay, And Lincoln is a president.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly right.

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Speaker 9: I'm on the page like.

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Speaker 1: Tons of hype over him playing Lincoln and he's very serious.

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Speaker 9: Samuel Jackson, Oh, oh, is it the guy from Parks

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the serious guy. Ed Swanson, ed Neil Swanson.

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Speaker 2: Ed Neil Swanson is not a guy, not a guy

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Speaker 2: at all. In fact, you're looking for. Daniel day Lewis

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Speaker 2: is the actor the iness actors of all time, only

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Speaker 9: He did Lincoln. He sure did good for him.

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Speaker 2: Don't watch the end of that. Alexis is going to

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Speaker 2: go to you for the tie breaker. You'll win it

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Speaker 2: for the girls or you'll win it for the boys.

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Speaker 2: With this right or wrong answer, I need a number three.

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Speaker 2: Your three name celebrity became famous as a Toddler on

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Speaker 2: a famous ABC sitcom for growing up and turning the

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Speaker 2: phrase child star into fashion billionaire.

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Speaker 9: Who is this.

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Speaker 1: Fashion millionaire?

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Speaker 9: Before that, I thought honey boo boo.

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Speaker 4: I believe she's a nursing student.

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Speaker 1: Now, oh, really, you know them the fashion millionaire child star?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm stick with honey honey booboo.

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Speaker 2: Three names, not the three names. I'm looking for Mary

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Speaker 2: Kate Olsen, her and sister Ashley as fashion brand. And

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Speaker 2: that means the boys have one Today's edition of Ballity.

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Speaker 9: No wonder. Jose was so good at this, that's why

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Speaker 9: he wins, and he gets to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 9: while singing Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyris, I

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Speaker 4: Going with my favorite, Brooke Alfalfa Fox.

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Speaker 1: Don't break my heart, he breaky hearty just don't thank you.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand.

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Speaker 9: That was your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: We've heard a lot of wild stories on this show

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Speaker 9: about family betrayals, webs of lies, living a secret double life.

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Speaker 9: Oh boy, but enough about Brook and all her issues.

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Speaker 9: All the twisted things that we've heard over the years,

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Speaker 9: still could never have prepared us for today's earth shattering confession,

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Speaker 9: and it took us on a roller coaster of emotions.

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Speaker 9: And all started when one of our listeners received a

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Speaker 9: heartbreaking phone call about his cousin. You'll understand why his

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Speaker 9: family cannot stop talking about it. In a brand new

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Speaker 9: mass speaker coming up right now, you don't hear me confession,

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Speaker 9: I can't take back our arms. Mouse speaking text to

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Speaker 9: seventy eighty five to nine to two says I have

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Speaker 9: a canoe on top of my car. It's never been

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Speaker 9: in a drop of water. I just like people to

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Speaker 9: think I have an exciting hobby. Dode ikis on my car,

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Speaker 9: interesting exciting hobby, and you went with canoeing. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: People don't ask a lot of questions about canoe pretty safe.

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Speaker 9: Look, we have no problem with you lying to the

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Speaker 9: entire world, just don't lie to us on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 9: We want to be your safe space where you can

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Speaker 9: confess all of your secrets while we keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 9: And we've got a guy ready to come clean with us.

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Speaker 9: He's on the phone. He's chosen David as his fake identity.

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Speaker 9: So David, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Man thank you for taking my call. I'm really glad

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Speaker 11: I get to talk about this finally.

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Speaker 9: Sweet Well voice changers on, you're the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 9: you're ready, let's hear this exciting thing you want to

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Speaker 9: tell us about.

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Speaker 11: Okay, it's kind of sad. It's really sad at first,

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Speaker 11: but I am so excited. Bro.

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Speaker 9: I thought it was in't for it before, but now

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Speaker 9: I can't wait.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for the warning.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, why what's sad?

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Speaker 9: Oh my wow, that is great, jerky, I didn't know

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Speaker 11: Right, but it brought some family together at a bar

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Speaker 7: Sadly, sometimes funerals bring people together.

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Speaker 4: Me and my cousins are always.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so we're celebrating, and then i'd see out of

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Speaker 12: Wait?

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Speaker 7: Did they?

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Speaker 1: Does your cousin have a twin?

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Speaker 11: He doesn't, but I would I understand that's what you

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Speaker 1: Wait, so someone was in ice you that you thought

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Speaker 11: When my relatives and I were in the hospital, we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is when you want a birth work on your

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Speaker 9: That must that must have been so heartbreaking, like in

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Speaker 11: I told him he was like, what are you doing here?

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Speaker 11: We thought you were dead? We saw you in the

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Speaker 4: He must so confused.

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Speaker 1: How could there be a mistaken identity, I am.

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Speaker 11: So it turns out my cousin's license and wallet was

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Speaker 4: Oh now I get it.

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Speaker 1: That is so sad.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you assume.

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Speaker 9: If there's somebody that's been in an accident and they

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Speaker 1: Is there lawsuits for what they put your family through?

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Speaker 11: I get maybe we could have sued. So happy that

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Speaker 9: No, suing makes families even happier. Bro, you should definitely

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Speaker 1: That is traumatics. I can't imagine being his parents.

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Speaker 11: Right, Oh they were. They were static and.

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Speaker 9: A static that he's alive. I'm not a static about

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Speaker 9: the situation that unfolded. Yeah.

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Speaker 11: The real thing is is like, we don't really know,

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Speaker 11: we don't really know who we put to death.

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Speaker 4: I can't I'm trying.

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Speaker 12: Oh god, I didn't even think.

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Speaker 1: It makes me sad too.

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Speaker 7: Your family made.

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Speaker 9: A choice to unplug some strangers.

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Speaker 1: That's awful.

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Speaker 9: This is the wildest mass speaker that we've ever had.

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Speaker 11: I'm just I'm really sorry. If I've heard.

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Speaker 1: Anybody you told me were they never able to identify

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Speaker 11: I don't know how that played out, but we were

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Speaker 9: I'm definitely happy that your cousin is okay, and that's good.

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Speaker 3: He feels very loved. You walk into a room of

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Speaker 9: Yeah, all getting drunk on his behalf. That's got to

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Speaker 1: Confused, I wouldn't tell the story is like an icebreaker,

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Speaker 1: you know that's happened to you.

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Speaker 4: I heard a guy but by accident.

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Speaker 12: Let me tell you a story.

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Speaker 9: Now, I understand why you wanted to stay anonymous for this.

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Speaker 9: Does it feel better that you've told the story in public?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever told anyone this?

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Speaker 11: I know there's some family that knows, obviously, but I

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Speaker 1: Because doing in life at this point, he's doing great.

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Speaker 7: Oh good, okay.

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Speaker 1: Chance know it just trying to end on a happy

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Speaker 1: note here there go.

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Speaker 9: He's a good reminder. Always check your wallet before you

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Speaker 9: leave the house to make sure it's your ID in

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Speaker 11: Mateah, we actually joke about that. We have a family

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Speaker 11: thing where we all joke about that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really funny.

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Speaker 9: Nobody else gets it, but it cracks us up. Okay, well,

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Speaker 9: we appreciate you sharing that crazy story. Thank you, thanks

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Speaker 9: for coming on and text in seven eighty five, nine

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Speaker 9: to two. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 9: on to, we can hid your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 9: and make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's

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Speaker 9: coming up right after this. In today's phone tab, we

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Speaker 9: call a guy whose car got towed. He went to

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Speaker 9: so he's been scrambling talking to family and friends trying

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Speaker 9: to come up with the funds. And you know you've

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Speaker 9: got good people in your life when they don't actually

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Speaker 9: give you the money. Yeah, but they will take the

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Speaker 9: time to email a radio station and ask for a

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Speaker 9: prank call in your moment of moment. And just so

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Speaker 9: you know, they do have the cash, but before they

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Speaker 9: handed it over, they wanted us to mess with him first.

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Speaker 9: And it's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 13: Phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Why Hello friend?

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Speaker 5: Am I speaking to a Jacob amm. It's yeah, that

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Speaker 5: is exactly what I say. That is what I did say.

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Speaker 9: Are you what is this about?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I am calling you today from towing. My name is

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Speaker 5: Big Rick. I am a fellow that told your call

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Speaker 5: last week.

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Speaker 9: You're the guy who told my car.

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Speaker 12: I send a little hostility.

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Speaker 7: Friend.

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Speaker 5: Now hold on here, Okay, I'm here to I'm here

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Speaker 5: to help.

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Speaker 10: Give me my car back.

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Speaker 14: That's how you can help.

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Speaker 5: Well, listen, listen, I heard you will hear yesterday talking

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Speaker 5: to shaw Res at the front desk. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 5: she said you could not afford to get your car

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Speaker 5: out and we had to cape It is that true?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, money's a little tight for me right now, but

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Speaker 10: I need my damn car back.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll recommend you do something because the cost is

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Speaker 5: going up about forty dollars a day.

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Speaker 9: At what's forty dollars a day? That's why I gotta

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Speaker 9: get my car.

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Speaker 10: Out of there.

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Speaker 5: Well, Big Rick understands. And I am a very chairitan.

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Speaker 5: I say, I am a very charitan.

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Speaker 9: I I will I like to help people. So I

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Speaker 9: have a proposition.

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Speaker 15: Are you a drugs or something?

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Speaker 5: Well, if you consider sway taya drug, then yeah, I

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Speaker 5: am High's a guy.

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Speaker 9: That's a joke. I'm just from the south. So what

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Speaker 9: are you proposing that we do to get my car back?

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Speaker 4: Well, fuss, how old are you?

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Speaker 9: You've seen naka?

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Speaker 5: You sound a little younger, like you got a little

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Speaker 5: bit of youth up in that there a meat locker.

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Speaker 9: Listen, I'm thirty five years old.

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Speaker 5: And what I remember when I was thirty five, I

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Speaker 5: was a gentleman about town. I'll tell you what, prancing

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Speaker 5: around dancing with any lady who wanted to dance.

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Speaker 13: I tell you, can you get to the point please,

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Speaker 13: I don't have all day.

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Speaker 5: Well, look, if you would like to get your call looking,

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Speaker 5: I say a look at it split with a highly

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Speaker 5: reduced price.

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Speaker 12: Wink wink, you're hearing the.

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Speaker 4: Wank, friend, I'm listening.

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Speaker 10: God, this is okay.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to introduce you to Clara Jeane, my daughter.

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Speaker 5: She's a little princess of a doll, A little doll princess,

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Speaker 5: I call her.

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Speaker 14: What is this to do with me getting my car?

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Speaker 12: Well, let's just say she doesn't get a lot of dates. Okay,

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Speaker 12: not a lot of gentlemen.

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Speaker 5: Suitors hollering after what is probably because of the tooth.

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Speaker 10: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 4: I mean it is a little bit misshaped.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of entertaining and miscolored, So I mean that

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Speaker 12: We don't know if it's an infection or what. We

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Speaker 12: don't believe Dennis in this family.

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Speaker 9: Why don't just have to do with me?

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Speaker 5: Well, I believe you would fancy her because she looks

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Speaker 5: just like Wait, hold on, hold on, let's hold your horses.

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Speaker 12: I'm saying she looked just like me. Isn't that sweet?

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Speaker 9: So you want me to date your ugly freaking daughter

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Speaker 9: to get my car back?

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Speaker 4: Exactly? That's the tray, take it or leave it.

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Speaker 12: Fifty bucks.

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Speaker 3: You get your car back right now, and you got

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Speaker 3: a hot date tonight with Clara Jean and.

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Speaker 9: Her tooth, but she doesn't.

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Speaker 12: Got a lot more of.

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Speaker 13: It out of your mind.

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Speaker 4: No, you wanta your mon If you don't want to

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Speaker 4: join this family, you.

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Speaker 9: Just son in law because I just want my car.

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Speaker 5: But I just want this phone call to end at

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Speaker 5: this point because I'm running out of time and I

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Speaker 5: gotta play a song.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is actually Jose from the radio show

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Speaker 3: Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: I'm doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 15: On you man, Oh a you kidding me?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's not my real voice.

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Speaker 15: If you couldn't tell, oh my god, this is too much.

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Speaker 14: You have me.

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Speaker 7: Your friend Greg set you up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you said your car got towed.

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Speaker 3: You don't have the money right now to get it out.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that, brother?

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Speaker 9: Oh man, what a he is?

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Speaker 14: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Would you want me to invoice him?

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Speaker 9: Huh?

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Speaker 2: That would be great?

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Speaker 9: Oh god, a better ideal.

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Speaker 12: I could send him out with Clara Jane. That's brassless, am,

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Speaker 12: all right.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, well he's an ugly man too, so they'd get along.

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Speaker 2: Rain broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, brooking

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: What's the biggest favor you've ever asked someone whoa tomorrow

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Speaker 9: their car? Yeah, loan you money? Yeah, and rent out

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Speaker 9: their husband for a night?

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Speaker 1: Oh rock, I mean, how do you get the money

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Speaker 1: to loan someone?

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Speaker 9: One of our listeners as the most horton request she's

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Speaker 9: ever asked of anybody, And honestly, probably ninety nine percent

455
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Speaker 9: of people would laugh and just say no to this immediately.

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Speaker 9: You want to kidney no, But how can we somehow

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Speaker 9: give her advice? That's so good? She will fall into

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Speaker 9: the one percent that actually gets a Yes.

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Speaker 1: That's a challenge, Jack.

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Speaker 9: That is, we're going to find out if we can

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Speaker 9: pull it off in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: Next, It's awkward, It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 9: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. How does a woman get

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Speaker 9: a man to do what she wants? Oh, Brook, what's

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Speaker 9: your secret?

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Speaker 1: Never figured it out? That's why I just dump them

467
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Speaker 1: and move on if it doesn't work. Oh wow, okay,

468
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Speaker 1: feed them?

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Speaker 9: Oh oh okay, No, no, I mean maybe yeah, bribe

470
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Speaker 9: them with food the internet because I look this up.

471
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Speaker 9: The internet suggests quote, build him up through appreciation, respect,

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Speaker 9: and clear communication.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. That just sounds like getting someone to

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Speaker 1: compromise with you.

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Speaker 9: I mean, that's the healthy, boring way to get what

476
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Speaker 9: you want. But who wants to do that?

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Speaker 11: Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Right, alexis stop listening?

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Speaker 12: Good?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, But our listener, Lily is at a crossroads right

482
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Speaker 9: now where she's running out of time and needs a guy,

483
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Speaker 9: specifically one man to do her a huge favor, and

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Speaker 9: she's come to us seeking advice. So, Lily, welcome to

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Speaker 9: the show.

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Speaker 15: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Hey, okay, I'm curious what your favorite is?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 14: So I'm moving across the country from Miami to Scottsdale,

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Speaker 14: of all places.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he cannot drive a movie van that far. I

492
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Speaker 1: don't think.

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Speaker 14: No, I don't want to drive. It's expensive. I'm a

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Speaker 14: single female. I don't want to stay at a bunch

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Speaker 14: of roadside motels.

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Speaker 15: I just don't feel comfortable with that.

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Speaker 3: Got it, you'd rather pay a moving company. You fly,

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Speaker 3: they ship it.

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Speaker 14: Not exactly.

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Speaker 9: Oh, you're sleeping the idea of roadside motels. By the way,

501
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Speaker 9: they're actually way more fun than they get portrayed in

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Speaker 9: the media.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you drive it around as

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Speaker 1: a single woman is really a great time. Oh there'll

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Speaker 1: be a point in your life where you have no

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Speaker 1: alone time.

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Speaker 14: Kids.

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Speaker 1: I know long for the days of just being by

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Speaker 1: yourself in a car.

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Speaker 9: All right, Brooks message of the day to all the

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Speaker 9: single ladies. Get out on the roads by yourself. Seriously interesting,

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Speaker 9: But Lily, you said you're not interested in that route.

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Speaker 9: What's going on? What's in your mind?

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Speaker 15: Yeah? I have a dog that has anxiety.

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Speaker 1: Oh a dog. I am confused. How all these pieces

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Speaker 1: go together?

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Speaker 15: Okay, you can stop. I don't actually have a dog.

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Speaker 14: What.

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Speaker 15: I actually just wanted to see.

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Speaker 14: If that would work, because I think I think I'm

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Speaker 14: going to use that as a way to get somebody

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Speaker 14: to take me, take you where?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what are you talking about? You're gonna have to

524
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Speaker 9: be much more clear with us here.

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Speaker 15: So I'm I'm still just about to move.

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Speaker 14: And last weekend I was out of the club with

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Speaker 14: my girls and we met this guy.

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Speaker 15: And he's got a PJ.

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Speaker 1: A PG jet, Oh like PT cruiser or something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you met a guy at a club that claims to

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Speaker 1: have a private jet.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, he has dogs, and so I made up my

533
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Speaker 14: dog like he doesn't exist, but I said that I

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Speaker 14: have a dog, yes, okay, So I didn't feel like

535
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Speaker 14: it was right time to ask him since I just

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Speaker 14: met if you would find me on his PJ to Arizona's.

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Speaker 9: Definitely another two question.

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Speaker 1: For sure, you're going to show up to his plane

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Speaker 1: even if he says yes. Claiming you had a dog with.

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Speaker 9: No dog sounds like she's just trying to get the

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Speaker 9: yes for the private jets. Yeah, at whatever costs and

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Speaker 9: reading that will fall after Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't want to fly commrciall kind of gross

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Speaker 14: what not?

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Speaker 9: Only the first place.

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Speaker 1: See, you want this guy to spend whatever it costs,

547
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Speaker 1: like thirty grand dude or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I saw t pain show the world that it costs

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Speaker 3: over one hundred brand to get a private jet from

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Speaker 3: like Atlanta to Scottsdale.

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Speaker 4: That was one day. I don't know how much they

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Speaker 4: normally sas.

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Speaker 1: But you've met him once?

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Speaker 9: Yeh, yeah, so much.

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Speaker 14: It was just once, and I didn't feel like I

556
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Speaker 14: was comfortable asking after just meeting once.

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Speaker 9: That's so respectable. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: It's just such a wild request, Like I wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: say yes to driving someone to an airport if I

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Speaker 1: already met them once.

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Speaker 9: But Brook, we're obligated to help out our listeners in

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Speaker 9: this segment, no matter if it's with a really serious

563
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Speaker 9: issue or with a total scam. We're here for the people,

564
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Speaker 9: and that includes hot, selfish girls too, So let's not

565
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Speaker 9: be jelly. Yes, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Against scamming super rich people with private chests.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I will say that if we're humoring this,

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Speaker 3: he may literally have a property in Arizona and go,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: I haven't checked on my vacation a while. Let's do it.

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Speaker 9: It's a win win.

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Speaker 4: You're running.

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Speaker 9: So can do you have any actual romantic interest in

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Speaker 9: this man?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean maybe I would go on a date

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Speaker 14: if you was going to bring me on the private day.

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Speaker 9: I think you d like that. You have standards set

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Speaker 9: for yourself and there's lines that you definitely won't cross.

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Speaker 9: I'm not sure where they are, but yes you have them.

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask does he know anything about your move?

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Speaker 1: Because that piece of this plan is kind of unsexy.

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't just show up with like two hundred

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Speaker 3: pieces of luggage.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're not moving your stuff on the plane too,

587
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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 15: As much as I can that.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a ship.

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Speaker 14: Oh if it goes well, then maybe we can do

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Speaker 14: more tricks.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's nice. Faster, it's nicer. You get to have

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Speaker 9: company along the way that you don't hate. I love that.

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Speaker 15: I think that would be perfect.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So what is the advice that you're looking to

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Speaker 9: get from us?

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Speaker 11: Then?

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Speaker 9: With this call?

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Speaker 15: So like, how do I ask him?

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Speaker 14: What do I say?

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Speaker 9: He might but we do have our work cut out

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Speaker 9: for us. Alexis may even need to be a part

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Speaker 9: of this advice giving SESSH, call me crazy, but you

604
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Speaker 9: might actually be helpful here, because when we come back,

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Speaker 9: we're going to try to help Lily hitch a ride

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Speaker 9: on a guy's private jet, bringing along multiple suitcases so

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Speaker 9: she can move to Scottsdale without driving there. Yax, that's

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Speaker 9: what this segment has come to. Look at us, it's

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Speaker 9: your awkward Tuesday phone call, and we're gonna do it

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Speaker 9: right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.

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Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 9: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Never in the history of

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Speaker 9: this show have we had a more dramatic request.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you're actually right.

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Speaker 9: Our listener. Lily says she desperately needs our advice and

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Speaker 9: if it doesn't work, sadly she'll have to fly commercial.

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Speaker 1: I bet people are screaming in their car in.

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Speaker 9: A horror it says they should be. But what is

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Speaker 9: she asking? Well, she's moving from Miami to Scottsdale and

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Speaker 9: does not want to drive cross country and doesn't want

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Speaker 9: to fly with the normies on Southwest either, so instead

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Speaker 9: she wants to hitch a ride on the private jet

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Speaker 9: of a dude that she just met.

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Speaker 1: Hitch a ride with all her stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as much as she can bring.

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Speaker 9: They're already flying, So what's the difference. I should mention

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Speaker 9: in their initial conversation they bonded over their dogs. His

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Speaker 9: is real, hers she made up. And this all happened

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Speaker 9: just a few days ago. So how do we get

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Speaker 9: Lily on that plane? What's your advice?

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Speaker 1: Well, I feel like you and this guy bonded over

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Speaker 1: the dog and your Your only solution is to lean

633
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Speaker 1: harder into the sob story about your dog's anxiety. You know,

634
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Speaker 1: make it sound really sad and pathetic, and let can

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Speaker 1: be your night and shining armor. Who comes up with

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Speaker 1: the idea to fly you on a private jet to save.

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Speaker 15: You and your dogs can be adsel in distress.

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Speaker 9: Okay, we might have to lean into that. Jose, what

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Speaker 9: do you think you said?

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Speaker 4: Make the dogs sound pathetic? Yea, we can do that.

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Speaker 4: Do you not realize we are at a radio station.

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Speaker 4: We can play.

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Speaker 3: Dog sounds throughout the call or to make the dogs

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Speaker 3: sound real.

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Speaker 1: Do we have any right now?

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Speaker 4: Do we have any jet?

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Speaker 1: You want to play with me?

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Speaker 9: That's kind of a crazy idea, but that's so perfect

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Speaker 9: You like that?

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Speaker 7: Do we have a.

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Speaker 12: More?

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Speaker 1: Scary dogs are going to attack us?

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Speaker 15: That sound like a big scary dog, but it's a dog.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Well, if we need to prove yourself. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: all right. We'll have the dog sounds loaded up just

656
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Speaker 9: in case you need them, but you have our advice, Lily.

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Speaker 9: We're gonna step away and let you call this name.

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Speaker 9: Get I don't think we got his name. What is

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Speaker 9: his name?

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Speaker 1: My dog is princess, a princess. That's what's funny about the.

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Speaker 9: Guy with the jet. What's his name?

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Speaker 14: Scott?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a rich guys.

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Speaker 9: All right, well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see

665
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Speaker 9: if he answers and hopefully you can get a free

666
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Speaker 9: ride on a PJ to beautiful Arizona. Here we go.

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Speaker 15: Hello, Hey, hey, how's it going. This is Lily.

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, Uh do I know you?

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Speaker 15: Yeah? Yeah, we met at the club last Saturday.

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Speaker 10: Okay, cool, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to be a

671
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Speaker 10: little more specific.

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Speaker 14: Remember I was with the big group of women and

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Speaker 14: we were at your table.

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Speaker 15: We all hung out and just kind of hung out

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Speaker 15: with you and your friend.

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Speaker 10: Oh oh yeah, are you you're the one to uh

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Speaker 10: who left her bathing suit at my house?

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Speaker 15: Oh no, that wasn't me.

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Speaker 10: Okay, sorry, Yeah, you know, I meet a lot of people.

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Speaker 14: So yeah, I get that. You know, we talked about

681
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Speaker 14: our dogs, and you told me about your black lab

682
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Speaker 14: and you told me how cute he was and everything,

683
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Speaker 14: and just showed me a picture.

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Speaker 15: And then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.

685
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Speaker 10: Oh you, I'm okay. So what was your name again?

686
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Speaker 1: Lily?

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Speaker 15: Lily? Lily, Lily?

688
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Speaker 12: Yeah, got it?

689
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Speaker 9: Okay, I don't you know what.

690
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Speaker 10: I think I met more than one Lily that night.

691
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Speaker 11: But all good stock.

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Speaker 10: Uh, Princess, Sorry, what's going on?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 15: Sorry, that's princess. I think she heard your voice and

695
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Speaker 15: I think she likes you. Yeah, okay, that's no fun.

696
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Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, so yeah, she likes her. This is this

697
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Speaker 15: is cool.

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Speaker 10: You called, But I got a run. I'm in the

699
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Speaker 10: middle of kind of a commercial property veal here, so

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 15: We we'll catch up.

702
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Speaker 10: Maybe i'll see at the club next weekend.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Well, actually that's the problem. I'm not going to be

705
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Speaker 15: here anymore.

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Speaker 14: What do you mean, So I got a new job

707
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Speaker 14: as a dancer in Scottsdale.

708
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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I love Scottsdale, do you that's awesome?

709
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Speaker 14: I oh, prince us down stop stop, oh god, she

710
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 14: loves Godsdale too. Every time I mentioned Scottsdale.

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Speaker 15: She loves it.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, hey, good luck. I mean, I'm sure we're

713
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 10: gonna chat down the luck.

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Speaker 15: Hold on, wait, do.

715
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Speaker 14: You remember when I told you the Princess house anxiety.

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Speaker 15: Sorry, she gets embarrassed when I talk about it.

717
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Speaker 14: Okay, So she can't make that long drive, you know,

718
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Speaker 14: from Florida all the way to Scottsdale. So there's no

719
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Speaker 14: way she can write commercial, and her anxiety would just

720
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Speaker 14: be crazy. You know. Yeah, she look at that every.

721
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Speaker 15: Time I talk about it about her anxiety.

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Speaker 14: She just yeah, she she doesn't want to fly commercial.

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Speaker 10: It sounds like she's kind of wild.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, No, she just gets anxious when I talk about anxiety.

725
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Speaker 14: And I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.

726
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Speaker 11: I did.

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Speaker 14: Well, you were in a conversation about it with somebody

728
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 14: else and I just overheard it at the table.

729
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Speaker 9: So where are you going with this?

730
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Speaker 15: Well, I was hoping that maybe because of Princess's anxiety,

731
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Speaker 15: that we could catch a ride with you.

732
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Speaker 10: Wait, you really thought I had a private jet?

733
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Speaker 9: Oh no, he made it up.

734
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Speaker 1: What is dodge.

735
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Speaker 4: Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up?

736
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call.

737
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Speaker 10: Okay, and somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?

738
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 10: Looking up on him.

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Speaker 9: Hold on first, Scott asked the question, he wants to

740
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Speaker 9: know what's going on. You're on the radio, Scott, with

741
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Speaker 9: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

742
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Speaker 10: Okay, and why that.

743
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: Is a hard one day answer.

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Speaker 9: You have a lot of good questions, Scott, But basically

745
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 9: this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. Lily is

746
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 9: a listener and needed our help having a difficult conversation

747
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Speaker 9: with you about cross country travel.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know she was hoping to use your PJ.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, you guys, it doesn't matter anymore.

750
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Speaker 15: It sounds like he doesn't even have a private jet.

751
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 9: Well, hold on, Lily, Lily, let's not forget you weren't

752
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 9: necessarily one hundred percent truthful with him either. Princess down

753
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Speaker 9: talking to your owner right now.

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Speaker 15: There's no princess. I mean, I don't even have a dog.

755
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you're just gonna tell him you don't even care.

756
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Speaker 7: I got.

757
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Speaker 1: This, And you're just like, what if his friend is

758
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Speaker 1: a private j Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Talking about one?

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Speaker 9: So confused, Kay, Listen, we were under the impression, all

761
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Speaker 9: of us were that you had a private jet and

762
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Speaker 9: Lily was hoping that you could take her and help

763
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Speaker 9: her move from Florida to Arizona, make it a little

764
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Speaker 9: easier on.

765
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Speaker 1: It she wanted. She wanted to use your private jet.

766
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Speaker 7: As a U haul.

767
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Speaker 10: Yeah that is that is so messed up.

768
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Speaker 15: Yeah, no, you're not even you're lying.

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Speaker 14: It was just fly to everybody at the club, like,

770
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 14: you're not even who you say you are, Like, how

771
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 14: are you ever.

772
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Speaker 15: Lie about it?

773
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Speaker 10: You lied about having a dog. That's worse than lying

774
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 10: about having a jet.

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00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 15: No, it's not.

776
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: Scott. There's a dog, didn't you hear it?

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00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, those are sound effects.

778
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Speaker 9: I don't have a dog. You're just gonna fully blow

779
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 9: it all right. Well, listen, Lily, I don't think this

780
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 9: guy can help you with what you're looking for. No,

781
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 9: probably rich, Like were you on vacation.

782
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 7: Or what like?

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00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 10: You know what I don't tell you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this

785
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 9: to you, Lily. This isn't gonna work out. But if

786
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Speaker 9: you do find another dude in the next few days

787
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Speaker 9: who says he has a private jet, contact us.

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Speaker 15: I definitely will Brook would.

789
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 9: Love nothing more than to help you get on some

790
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 9: other guy's p jet.

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Speaker 15: Oh, thank you guys so much.

792
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: I would love that private jet after private jest.

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Speaker 4: That's yes, this may work really well. Textan, do you

794
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 4: have a private jet?

795
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Speaker 1: Have your assistant texting?

796
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

797
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 9: It's amazing how quickly you can go from I think

798
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Speaker 9: I really like him and might even consider dating him

799
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 9: to hang up on the guy he's a liar instead.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she ever said she really liked him, Yeah, exaggeration.

801
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that.

802
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was pretty forthright and liking just the opportunity

803
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Speaker 1: to use his private jet.

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Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, well yeah, so it didn't work out. I

805
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 9: do hope that she does find a ride though, on

806
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 9: a jet or on a yacht or some fancy mode

807
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 9: of transportation that doesn't get her in her fake dog

808
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 9: all anxious again.

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Speaker 3: I want to know more about it him too, because

810
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 3: he was all fake too, like they may have been

811
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Speaker 3: a perfect couple.

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Speaker 1: Guys, she is going to be in a U haul

813
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast hours is what's going to end

814
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: up happening.

815
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, some poor other guys driving.

816
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 9: No, No, she's going to be driving herself.

817
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: Your time to shine, girl, You can do this.

818
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, you got this slowly, But honestly, you should probably

819
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 9: get Princess into some obedience classes because she was not

820
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 9: acting very princeless like during your call.

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Speaker 4: You're going to make a lot of stomps on that

822
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 4: road trip.

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00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: You're real heavy with that sound effect.

824
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, try to make it believable. Maybe, yeah, maybe window overboard.

825
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Speaker 4: We could have done a smaller dog.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, probably we have what we worked with. Those are

827
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 9: the sound effects in our system. But you know what,

828
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 9: we can always try to help out any listeners with

829
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 9: their fake pets. Email the show. We'll load up the

830
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Speaker 9: sound effects and help you call whoever you need to

831
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Speaker 9: call with an awkward Tuesday, make sure to hit subscribe

832
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 9: to that podcast Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. For

833
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 9: certain people like me, it's totally normal to look out

834
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 9: the front window of your home and see a long

835
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Speaker 9: parade of iron men.

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Speaker 1: What what? I don't know, but I need to move

837
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Speaker 1: into your neighborhood.

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Speaker 9: But over the weekend, the whole city was enveloped in

839
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 9: a sea of steel men and women. Because it was

840
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 9: comic con, geeks and the she geeks alike took to

841
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Speaker 9: the streets wearing their favorite spandex outfits to show their

842
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 9: love for their favorite comic book and fantasy characters. Okay,

843
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 9: and that's why we sent around Jose Bolanos with Alexis

844
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Speaker 9: down to interview them, not wearing spandex or sometimes even pants,

845
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Speaker 9: for a little segment that we call what You're doing

846
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Speaker 9: at Comic Con. We're gonna play you the audio coming

847
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Speaker 9: up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: And Christian people have Christmas, Irish people have Saint Patrick's Day,

849
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Speaker 9: even the Germans have Oktoberfest. But if you're a proud nerd,

850
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Speaker 9: there's one event that's better than Christmas, Saint Patti's, and

851
00:40:52,719 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 9: Octoberfest combined. It's called Comic Con, the annual gathering where

852
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 9: you're encouraged to get your deacon people who love sci

853
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 9: fi and fantasy just as much as you do. And

854
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 9: that's why we had to send our own morning show geeks,

855
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 9: Jose and Alexis down to the convention center to ask

856
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 9: the fans a simple question, what you're doing at Comic Con.

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00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 7: What you're doing at Comic Con.

858
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 8: We're here to see all the cool anime stuff.

859
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: Look cute cause you're kind of like in a huddle

860
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Speaker 3: here in the middle and I kind of just walked

861
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Speaker 3: up on you.

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Speaker 7: Is that what you're doing right now?

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00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 8: Actually, we're waiting for Ian to come out so I

864
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 8: can sneak a fixture. Who's Ian Damon from Vampired Iris.

865
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Speaker 7: You're giggling, you're all smiling. Is he like Soup's cute

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00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 7: or what?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 3: Like like like, okay, so do you do you buy tickets.

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Speaker 7: To meet him? No?

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Speaker 8: We come here and we didn't realize you have to

871
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 8: pay for literally everything everything.

872
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: Already pay dollars for photos.

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00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, literally, so.

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Speaker 8: Like already pays seventy dollars to be here, Like I don't.

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Speaker 3: Need to pay whatever the that sucks anyway, Look, we're

876
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 3: gonna wrap this up so you can go meet Ian,

877
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Speaker 3: but just make sure to vendo me fifty bucks for

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Speaker 3: the radio interview.

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00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 9: And that's a harsh reality. These young ladies needed to

880
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 9: learn that these radio interviews that we do, they're not complimentary.

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00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 9: If Josean alexis asked to interview, you get your visa

882
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 9: or your amex out and get ready to pay us.

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00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: That so checks out. The first time I went to Comicon,

884
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a minute, that's a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: It's not cheap. It's fun, but it's not cheap.

886
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 9: And if it's brokes thing, it's expensive. It's a ton

887
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 9: of money.

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00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: Geez, what you're doing at comic con?

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00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 16: This is my first comic con. My brother and I

891
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Speaker 16: wanted to go for a very long time and my

892
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 16: parents are like, hey, this is coming to tell you

893
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Speaker 16: want to and I'm like, yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 6: Okay, first time ever. What do you think so far?

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Speaker 16: I'm like, in so far, all the different costplayers, the

896
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Speaker 16: different conversations I've had with people.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so you are you familiar with all superheroes villain?

898
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 16: Yes, I'm all I'm familiar with every single one.

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Speaker 6: Would you rather date a superhero or a villain?

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Speaker 16: Here's kind of where it gets complicated, because it's like,

901
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 16: there are heroes who are willing to sacrifice you for

902
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,959
Speaker 16: the world, when there's a villain will sacrificed the world

903
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Speaker 16: for you. Oh so depending on which one you choose

904
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 16: will determine kind of what they will answer.

905
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 6: Okay, I was going Shala on this question, like who's hotter.

906
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 11: Answer?

907
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: I love that you tapped into a conversation that he's

908
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: definitely already had with his brother. You can tell you

909
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: might have a PowerPoint.

910
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 9: Honestly, it's hard to know what to say when you

911
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 9: run against like an actual, thoughtful, sweet nerve you were

912
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 9: wanting more? Would you rather have a one night's stand

913
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 9: with Harley Queen Sheethole? Yeah, who's a better smash about myself?

914
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 9: It's what you're doing at Comic Con, where we sent

915
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 9: Jose and Alexis into the Sea of Spandex, and you

916
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 9: guys got way more than just your stereotypical superheroes and

917
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 9: villains to answer questions.

918
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot different from a decade ago when

919
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 3: it was like just Batman and Spider Man.

920
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 9: Yeah.

921
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: Like you literally have human computers now walking around.

922
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean computer?

923
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 9: Well, like AI robots from the movies and stuff like,

924
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 9: not a.

925
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: Person dressed up as an AI robot, like an actual

926
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: AI robot.

927
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 7: What you're doing at Comic Con?

928
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 17: I'm going around and tormenting people. It's in my programming.

929
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 17: So you're a computer?

930
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 12: Yes, I'm an AI.

931
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 4: Oh you're an AI.

932
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 7: I've never met an AI.

933
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 12: I use AI, but I never met one.

934
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 7: What do you think, uh AI?

935
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 12: Of humans? Well? I just want to love them and

936
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 12: be their friend.

937
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 7: Okay, I got aske Then this has got fun roast me.

938
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 17: Hmm, Well, if I'm being completely honest, you saw that

939
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 17: I was dressed as a ring master.

940
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 9: You look like you work at a gas station.

941
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 12: Oh I thought? Wait ouch?

942
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 17: Oh so you smell like an eighty four Winnebago full

943
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 17: of cigarettes.

944
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 12: Okay, you know, AI doesn't need to get so specific.

945
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 7: You're getting too creative.

946
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 12: Now, have a great day.

947
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 9: A Weirdoh that's interesting at comic Con. Now the nerds

948
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 9: bully you. Yeah, that's why the line outside the men's

949
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 9: bathroom is so long. They're all giving each other swirlies

950
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 9: in there.

951
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: That's fun, dude, That is how I hear AI obnoxious.

952
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 9: Good morning bro, Yeah, you dumb human. Here's the simple

953
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 9: answer that you couldn't do yourself.

954
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 4: Just a reminder, I'm smarter than you. Have a great day.

955
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: I hate what you're doing at comic con.

956
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 7: H exploring doing something good and just having fun?

957
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 6: Okay, and are you dressed up as something?

958
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: For your shirt?

959
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 6: Says I love MILFs? Is this totally separate to Comic Con.

960
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 7: Or related separate from comic Con?

961
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 6: Are you a fan of comic Con then, or you're just.

962
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: Looking for MILFs?

963
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 7: Oh? Oh for comic Con.

964
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 6: You are, so if a milf approach you, oh a

965
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 6: little shy?

966
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 15: Yeah?

967
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 4: Man, first time?

968
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 6: What's your what's your strategy with milks getting their attention?

969
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 7: Here? I said, I love milves. You just yell at everybody.

970
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 7: I yell it.

971
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 6: How has that worked for you so far?

972
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 7: Terrible? Everyone looks at.

973
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: Me and no one approaches me.

974
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 3: When he said that was his first time, it sounded

975
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 3: like that was his first time.

976
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 9: What is the milf maiden call?

977
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 11: Though?

978
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 9: What are you supposed to yell in order to get

979
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 9: a milk's attention?

980
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 13: Not that?

981
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 1: Let's go girls.

982
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 9: I hate you right now because you're turned on.

983
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 4: Jeffrey.

984
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 9: I don't know what an amazing weekend that was, what

985
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 9: you're doing at Comic Con. You don't hear it up

986
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 9: on our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey.

987
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

988
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 9: Newbie Week rolls on in the show where we offer

989
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 9: up a sacrificial trivia virgin to Brooke to appease her

990
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 9: and try to avoid her rasp. Gods are happy, and

991
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 9: today's honored Nubie is named Brittany, who says, up to

992
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 9: this point, at least she's loved listening and playing along

993
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 9: in her car Brook plans to change that by embarrassing

994
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 9: her so bad she won't even want to turn on

995
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 9: the radio anymore and be reminded of the shame that

996
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 9: she suffers here. So, Brittany, welcome to the show.

997
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 6: Don't humiliate me.

998
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 4: Already?

999
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: Are you telling me you called it with your real

1000
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: name instead of using a fake name.

1001
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 9: Hopefully your family is not listening to what's about to

1002
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 9: happen here because Brooks leaving the studio. We're gonna get

1003
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 9: right to the game. You got thirty seconds on the

1004
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 9: clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1005
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 9: don't know when, you can say pass. But you have

1006
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 9: to beat her outright if you want to win. Are

1007
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 9: you okay?

1008
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 15: Let's do it?

1009
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 9: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Mario Day,

1010
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 9: celebrating the iconic video game character. His original name was

1011
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 9: Mushroom King. True or false? What is the medical title

1012
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 9: for a heart specialist? Just? How many keys on a piano?

1013
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 15: Eighty eight?

1014
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 9: Wendy Thomas is the current CEO of what fast food

1015
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 9: chain in Japan? What do you call the traditional long

1016
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 9: robes with wide sleeves that people wear? What popular breakfast

1017
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 9: pastry translates to cooked twice in Italian.

1018
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 15: Uh croissant.

1019
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 9: As long as you said anything, it would have made

1020
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 9: me hungry. So now I'm happy, enjoyed it. Thank you.

1021
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 9: Brittany brook Is coming back into the studio, and since

1022
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 9: you're a first time player, let's learn a little bit

1023
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 9: about you. It says on my screener that you are

1024
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 9: a stay at home mom to five kids, including a

1025
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 9: foster child. And on top of that, you're celebrating your

1026
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 9: nephew's second birthday, who's also at your house too, So

1027
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 9: your place is holly.

1028
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 14: He's bringing me good luck today.

1029
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 9: Your place is full of children, Brooks. Kids are growing

1030
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 9: up pretty quick. So could she borrow your smallest one

1031
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 9: for a while?

1032
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: That's not really a thing?

1033
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 9: Oh no, dar, what if she paid you then we

1034
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 9: can talk.

1035
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: Okay, you know every mother limits.

1036
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 4: She's like one dollar done?

1037
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 9: How small is your smallest one? Q?

1038
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh cute? So you haven't sat down into like in

1039
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: a year and a half. Basically, yeah, we're ranging from

1040
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: two to twelve. Okay. Yeah, and my my welcome doormat says,

1041
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: hope you like kids a little bit of a warm

1042
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: I mean that's how you scare burglars off.

1043
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 9: There you go, smarting.

1044
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's broken.

1045
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 9: Are you ready? Your time starts now? Today is Mario Day,

1046
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 9: celebrating the iconic video game character. His original name was

1047
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 9: Mushroom King. True or false?

1048
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: True?

1049
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 9: What is the medical title for a heart specialist?

1050
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: Cardiologist?

1051
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 9: How many keys on a piano?

1052
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: Eighty eight?

1053
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,959
Speaker 9: Wendy Thomas is the current CEO of what fast food chain?

1054
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 11: Oh?

1055
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: I want it to be Wendy's in Japan?

1056
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 9: What do you call the traditional long robes with wide

1057
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 9: sleeves that people wear. What popular breakfast pastry translates to

1058
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 9: cooked twice in Italian?

1059
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: That's zabagel a bagel. I mean they are kind of

1060
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: cooked twice, They're like boiled them in baits right.

1061
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

1062
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 9: I see the logic. They're kind of like. Let's go

1063
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 9: to the scoreboard to see you bolted with Jose. I'm

1064
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 9: Jose's father. Thank you for listening to my son.

1065
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 4: Brittany.

1066
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 3: You got five correct today, a really good wrong showing.

1067
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: Wow.

1068
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 9: This is the first time in the history of newbe

1069
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 9: Week that one of the news has taken down Brook. Congratulation.

1070
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: Wow, and you deserve it. I don't know the answer

1071
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 1: to that last question.

1072
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1073
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 9: It's Mario Day, celebrating the iconic video game character. His

1074
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 9: original name was Mushroom King. No, it wasn't Brook, he

1075
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 9: was jump Man back in nineteen eighty one. That was false.

1076
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: I knew, I should have known.

1077
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 9: That medical title for a heart specialist would be a cardiologist.

1078
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 9: There are eighty eight keys on a standard piano. Wendy

1079
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 9: Thomas is the current CEO of Wendy's. She is the

1080
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 9: daughter of Dave Thomas, the creator. In Japan, those long

1081
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 9: robes with wide sleeves are kimonos. And the breakfast pastry

1082
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 9: that translates to cooked twice is biscotti.

1083
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 4: They're still extra crispy.

1084
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: Cook it one tie really long.

1085
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,479
Speaker 9: That's second baking makes the extra super duper crunch you.

1086
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: Have to They should have translated to broken teeth.

1087
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 9: So, Brittany, congratulations on your very first try. You beat Brooke,

1088
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 9: so you get you get one hundred dollars plus just

1089
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 9: for playing. You win a twenty five dollars Disney gift

1090
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 9: card dollid at any Disney resort, theme park or online

1091
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 9: in the Disney Store cash.

1092
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: Now, are you surprised yourself that you won.

1093
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 15: Yes, I will be back.

1094
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: I hope your toddler breaks your phone.

1095
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 9: Once you get a new one, you can call back

1096
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 9: and play again. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same

1097
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 9: time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning