Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second d nothing can bring two people together
Speaker 1: like vats of blood? What did you say that? Did
Speaker 1: I just say that? That's a weird comment. I guess
Speaker 1: it'll make more sense when I explained to you where
Speaker 1: the guy who's on the phone for a second day
Speaker 1: update today met the girl that he wants to call.
Speaker 1: They met while giving blood. That's probably a better way
Speaker 1: to say it than just vats of bloody. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: was being unclear. I thought we were actually going to
Speaker 1: talk to some vampires. His name is Miles, Miles, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey, what's up? Guys? There's a guy
Speaker 1: not much? Thank you for your email. So it says
Speaker 1: that you met the girl you want to call while
Speaker 1: donating blood. Yeah, yeah, basically I like to donate blood
Speaker 1: to my local hospital. Stuff. Was she a nurse and
Speaker 1: every time she should go to poke you with the needle,
Speaker 1: you'd play like, oh stop it still? Yeah, I wish man,
Speaker 1: But all these fantasy always you guys, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: poke me silly. The nurse is probably a three hundred
Speaker 1: pound sixty two year old woman. Better man waiting really
Speaker 1: fulfill that fantasy? All right? Sorry we got sidetracked again. Miles,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl that you met. Her name's
Speaker 1: Emily and she was also donating blood, which was kind
Speaker 1: of cool. I could I could see how that'd be
Speaker 1: an easy conversation starter. Yeah. Yeah. She was really hot,
Speaker 1: like nice hazel eyes and nice brown hair, and she
Speaker 1: she was really cute. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I did like the little Max thing, you know. I
Speaker 1: was just like, hey, so you're donating blood. You know, Hey, Wow,
Speaker 1: it looks looks like you're donating some blood. That's a
Speaker 1: good place to do that. Seems like you're a smart gal.
Speaker 1: Up to the right venue for that. Lay some sweet
Speaker 1: lines down on her like that. Miles. Yeah, well kind of,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean I saw her and she looked
Speaker 1: really nervous and I was wondering why. Apparently it was
Speaker 1: her first time donating blood, so you know, I wanted
Speaker 1: to smooth out with her. So I wanted to calm
Speaker 1: her down, you know, because you know, I'm a blood
Speaker 1: donating vet. You know, I'm like, I've been doing it
Speaker 1: for years. Okay, I feel like you should have a
Speaker 1: badge for that. Yeah, but you like, calmed the nerves down.
Speaker 1: I just told her ended it out like it's pretty
Speaker 1: clean and all that stuff, and that's when we started
Speaker 1: like clicking, and it gets when we started talking and
Speaker 1: it was really going good. So I was like, hey, afterwards,
Speaker 1: if you want, maybe like grab a cup of coffee,
Speaker 1: you know, and we did. We did. It was pretty cool,
Speaker 1: great conversation, but I don't know, like she never got
Speaker 1: back to me. And I'm just curious why when you
Speaker 1: guys went to coffee, what did you guys talk about?
Speaker 1: I mean, I was kind of loopy, all right, Like
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, like when I when I get blood
Speaker 1: drawn out of me, I'm just really like, you know,
Speaker 1: like I was kind of airy and stuff. Why do
Speaker 1: I giving blood? You're like a zombie? I guess is
Speaker 1: what it sounds like. So I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: like maybe I wasn't aware, you know what I'm sam.
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of worried about that. If you knew
Speaker 1: you were going to be woozy and kind of an
Speaker 1: idiot after you gave blood, why did you ask her
Speaker 1: to coffee to begin with? Think about it, like, you know,
Speaker 1: you just met somebody donating blood and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me get your number. I mean, what's the success
Speaker 1: rate of getting called back. You know, so I figured,
Speaker 1: let me just try to sell myself. Sorry, I'm saying, okay,
Speaker 1: And so do you feel like you just didn't sell
Speaker 1: yourself well and that's why she's not calling you. No, No,
Speaker 1: I think I did. I mean, like she told me
Speaker 1: to call her back. She was like, yeah, she's really positive.
Speaker 1: She showed me positive vibes. She showed me positive stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, she said, definitely call me so we could
Speaker 1: go out in a real day. She said that, Oh,
Speaker 1: so you guys went out for half an hour, had coffee.
Speaker 1: It was just normal, and she said call me. And
Speaker 1: now she's not responding to anything. All right. So I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about it since then, and this is the
Speaker 1: only thing I could think of that probably was like
Speaker 1: a trigger or something. I was talking about like donating blood,
Speaker 1: right and how like cool it is and stuff and
Speaker 1: how like it's great, it's positive. But I also told
Speaker 1: her how like I think it's really cool like when
Speaker 1: you donate blood, how like you're watching the blood go
Speaker 1: through like the tubes and stuff Like it's kind of surreal,
Speaker 1: like you kind of look like you feel like a
Speaker 1: like a cyborg or something like, you know, like the
Speaker 1: blood to the machine and like, is it weird that
Speaker 1: I kind of get that. I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: When I don't, Bud, I think the same thing, like, whoa,
Speaker 1: that was in my body and now it's not and
Speaker 1: it's going to go to somebody else's body, and that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You're both Yeah, exactly, I mean that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of feel like an android. I
Speaker 1: think life is getting figured, you know. But Teams like
Speaker 1: he felt the opposite, Like she kind of cringed when
Speaker 1: I brought that up, Like really, like if I'm some
Speaker 1: type of weird vampire dude or something stuff like that,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So maybe you creeped her out by
Speaker 1: saying how much you like watching the blood come out
Speaker 1: of your body? I mean when you phrase it like that.
Speaker 1: And how any times have you tried to call her
Speaker 1: since your little date? Just twice? That's why contacting her
Speaker 1: once by calling and then I just sent her attacks
Speaker 1: and I stopped. It's been over a week. Do you
Speaker 1: think maybe she could have donated all the blood in
Speaker 1: her body and yeah, that's it. They took too much
Speaker 1: and she's not with us anymore. Oh, that would be sad,
Speaker 1: like literally dehydrated. Yeah, she looks like an empty Caprice
Speaker 1: sun packet. Just all the liquids are gone. She's on
Speaker 1: the floor of the place right now. I hope that
Speaker 1: didn't happen. Yeah, I mean either. Yeah, all right, Miles,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song. Come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, man, thank you,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning, coming soon to
Speaker 1: a theater near you. Miles, normal guy from the city,
Speaker 1: a little rough around the edges, not scared to pour
Speaker 1: his heart out or his veins either. Emily cute and
Speaker 1: timid and her first time at a blood bank. How
Speaker 1: would these two crazy kids navigate this world together? Who knows?
Speaker 1: In the unexpected smash hit Comedy of the Year, how
Speaker 1: do you spell love? We spell it with a capital
Speaker 1: Oh positive, that's right, it's Miles and Emily in the
Speaker 1: feel good hit of the Year Love at First Break.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to your second date update. If you couldn't
Speaker 1: tell by that recap, Miles is on the phone and
Speaker 1: say he wants to call a girl named Emily. They
Speaker 1: actually met at the blood bank. They were both donating
Speaker 1: blood together, and afterward they went for coffee. He says
Speaker 1: that they had a great time, but now she's not
Speaker 1: calling him back. They had coffee for about a half
Speaker 1: an hour she left. She also said, hey, call me
Speaker 1: so we can go out again. He's tried that. It's
Speaker 1: been over a week and he hasn't heard anything from her. Ma,
Speaker 1: I'm actually confused on this one for you, because not
Speaker 1: only did she give you like a super positive message
Speaker 1: at the end of your date, but you're a guy
Speaker 1: who obviously wasn't just out trolling for chicks at a
Speaker 1: blood bank like you were trying to play her or anything.
Speaker 1: You're actually doing some good for the community. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's what I do. I do good things. So
Speaker 1: all right, that was to the point. Well, I'll see
Speaker 1: if we can get her on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. All right, man,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. Let's here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone of him. Hello, Hi is Emily there?
Speaker 1: Miss is she? Hey Emily? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: who is this Jewbil from the blood bank? Um? What's
Speaker 1: that laughing in the background laughing? I don't I don't
Speaker 1: hear any laughing. Are you feeling okay after donating blood?
Speaker 1: Because I don't hear any laughing. Give her a break.
Speaker 1: Now there's a woman on the phone. What what's going on?
Speaker 1: Three people on the phone. How are you? I'm a
Speaker 1: little confused. Okay, that's normal. This is Jewbil from brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: you recently met somebody. His name is Myles h And
Speaker 1: Miles sent us an email because he told us how
Speaker 1: you guys met at the blood bank and he told
Speaker 1: us all about having coffee after and he said that
Speaker 1: he really liked you when he was hoping to go
Speaker 1: out again. But now you're not returning his phone calls. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, I'm not returning to his phone calls. But
Speaker 1: why are you guys calling me? Well, because Miles listens
Speaker 1: to our radio show and we do a segment called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. So Myles asked for our help
Speaker 1: figuring out why you don't want to go out with
Speaker 1: him again. Okay, I guess it's as simple as I'm
Speaker 1: not interested. I don't, I don't, I'm just not interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But why would you. I mean, he sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty nice guy. Well, I mean, honestly, like he was
Speaker 1: nice when we first interacted before we gave but it
Speaker 1: just went downhill from there, and so I'm just not
Speaker 1: I'm just not interested. He's just not the guy for me.
Speaker 1: How you say it went downhill? How did it go downhill?
Speaker 1: Because according to him, everything was fine. Well, he asked
Speaker 1: me out for coffee afterwards, and I was like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: So you know when you give blood, how you've got
Speaker 1: that little cotton ball like wrapped around your arms. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're walking down the street and like literally every
Speaker 1: single person from like the five storefront when we're giving
Speaker 1: blood to the coffee shop, he's like, took out my arm,
Speaker 1: isn't that liqueur? It's so great? Look I just gave blood.
Speaker 1: Wait he's saying that to people that you're passing on
Speaker 1: the street, or to you, Yes, to everybody, just shouting
Speaker 1: at people that he gave blood. Right, Like he just
Speaker 1: came off as a braggart, like you know, it was
Speaker 1: just using every excuse to be like, look, how great
Speaker 1: I am. I donated blood a right, So you don't
Speaker 1: feel like he was donating blood to actually help out.
Speaker 1: He was just doing right. It was more to get
Speaker 1: attention for himself. It's not even how to get worse.
Speaker 1: So we go into the coffee shop and he ordered
Speaker 1: his coffee and I'll be all honest with you, like
Speaker 1: he paid for mine, which was nice. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give him props to that. But when the briefe
Speaker 1: is like, what name can I put on here, he's
Speaker 1: like the Donator. No, yeah, and the briefe is like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what He's like the Donator and then points
Speaker 1: to his arm where the little cotton plat it and
Speaker 1: it's like, I just came from donating blood, so I'm
Speaker 1: really going to need this coffee to help get my
Speaker 1: energy up because you know, I need to help people.
Speaker 1: He I mean, it had to have been a joke.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I thought. Like I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, because he was kind of like going on
Speaker 1: and on and so it's like, well, this is just
Speaker 1: a joke, Like he's just doing this because he knew
Speaker 1: that I was nervous. But it like was relentless, like
Speaker 1: he's talking all these strangers on the street. He's telling
Speaker 1: the briefa to give him the name the Donator. On
Speaker 1: his coffee pat. It sounds like sounds like a superhero
Speaker 1: donator kind, it is jubil saving lives. Maybe, well really
Speaker 1: he thinks he's a superhero. Yeah, you know what, I
Speaker 1: wonder how we talk to the donator? Is it like
Speaker 1: some sort of a syringe signal or something we've put
Speaker 1: up from the air. I don't know. Well that's why
Speaker 1: I'm avoiding talking to hit. They just don't know how
Speaker 1: to talk to the donator. Okay, well I can tell
Speaker 1: you how to talk to the donator, Emily, because he's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Are you seriously, Emily, that's the donator? Like, guys,
Speaker 1: can I explain that? Yeah? I think everybody wants you to.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. I'm doing good here, I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm hoping out people like. I want to let
Speaker 1: people know that, you know, I'm doing a cool dat.
Speaker 1: You know, if I don't talk about everybody, how will
Speaker 1: they know to do it too? Uh? I mean, come on, kind, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm a superhero the donator. It's kind
Speaker 1: of a joke. It's also like you know this fact
Speaker 1: and jokes too, you know, So I want to help
Speaker 1: people out miles. That is such a turn off, and
Speaker 1: it tells out a turn off because you're putting people
Speaker 1: in a position of been like then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden half to be like, wow, congratulations, way to go
Speaker 1: for being a good human being instead of you turn
Speaker 1: because it's cocky and it's arrogant. Like confidence. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with confidence? What's wrong with confidence? Like a comfidence and cocky?
Speaker 1: You know what? Do you remember you asking me? I
Speaker 1: will never forget this. This This was so disgusting you guys,
Speaker 1: do you remember what you said? You asked me, where
Speaker 1: do you want your blood to go? You're like, well,
Speaker 1: I hope my blood goes to some being sick of
Speaker 1: it can turn his life around exactly. It's not psychotic.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Like I to me, it sounded
Speaker 1: like he was probably wanting to like help some drug
Speaker 1: addicts and he thought that his blood was somehow morphous
Speaker 1: person into being sober. No, no, no, you don't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonta sicko, you know, like someone who's stick out
Speaker 1: there that needs blood out. I just all these types
Speaker 1: of diseases and all these sickos out there, they need
Speaker 1: like healthy bloods, like a good red blood American like me. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to send anybody, all right, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to help people, all right. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: I don't get it because I'm trying to help people
Speaker 1: with my helping blood. I just want to help out
Speaker 1: a sicko. Okay, That's what I do. That's why I
Speaker 1: try to do. That's why that's what I do. I
Speaker 1: help out sickos. I feel like the choice of words
Speaker 1: is not the best smiles. You make it sound like
Speaker 1: you have like magic blood in your veins, like the
Speaker 1: super healing, wonderful power above regular human beings. That your
Speaker 1: blood is so much better than anybody else's blood, and therefore,
Speaker 1: if anybody get your blood and their body, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: all their woes are fickle, don't need it blood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do believe that I do have great blood. Last
Speaker 1: time I go to the blood they're complimenting me, saying
Speaker 1: that my blood was probably the best blood they had
Speaker 1: it all day. I actually say I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to donate blood because I've had tattoos. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I think so I would have like a universal
Speaker 1: blood type. It can go to help a lot of
Speaker 1: different people. Yeah, my red blood cells through the roof.
Speaker 1: My white blood cells are amazing. So I just want
Speaker 1: to help out sickouts out there, Okay, like people need
Speaker 1: like good blood cells. Ellie, I gotta say, there's something
Speaker 1: kind of lovable about Miles. I mean, if well, if
Speaker 1: I'm well, I don't want to go out with him.
Speaker 1: I could see where the blood thing got a little obnoxious.
Speaker 1: But if if you guys had met under different circumstances
Speaker 1: where he wasn't praising himself the entire time, do you
Speaker 1: think that you would have still been attracted to him.
Speaker 1: I mean, is he even capable of not praising himself
Speaker 1: the whole time? I mean, he has a great interaction
Speaker 1: at top before we gave blood, and then it just
Speaker 1: all downhill, And even talking to him now, it's still
Speaker 1: all about him, and it's like, been five minutes of
Speaker 1: knowing this guy. I think it's a lot about sickos too, personally.
Speaker 1: But hey, it's not just about me, Emily, It's also
Speaker 1: about you. You should take in your blood. Your blood
Speaker 1: is good, it's healthy. You're in the same boat as me, don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I'm better than you, but I
Speaker 1: don't need to rag. You just do a good deed
Speaker 1: because that is the reward in itself star donating blood. Right,
Speaker 1: it's your first time billion blood. I've donated blood like
Speaker 1: over twelve times. WHOA, Miles, that's crazy, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: And you want Miles. You are so right, Like you're
Speaker 1: just phenomenal and amazing and you only deserve the best
Speaker 1: blood to be in a woman that you're choosing today.
Speaker 1: And I just don't hate up because I've only donated
Speaker 1: one time. I'm not a twelve time donator, so I'm
Speaker 1: just not. I just I don't think I'm the girl
Speaker 1: for you. I just don't think I'm good enough for you. Emily.
Speaker 1: Let's get an official answer on that, because I have
Speaker 1: to ask this question first. Emily, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Miles? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it, you know, I I think I'm not
Speaker 1: good enough for him. I am gonna have to pack.
Speaker 1: You know what. I get. You're being sarcastic. I get
Speaker 1: you're just trying to look cool in the radio. But
Speaker 1: you can't tell me we didn't have a great connection
Speaker 1: while we're talking. No, we did not bond. We did
Speaker 1: not have good times. You had a good time fluffing
Speaker 1: your ego and talking about yourself and getting attention for
Speaker 1: donating blood. It was not good comfortable for me at all.
Speaker 1: I was nervous and you made things weird. I'm weird,
Speaker 1: I'm weird. I'm saving lives. Honey, woken Jo well in
Speaker 1: the morning text in at seven eight five nine two.
Speaker 1: This is honestly, if I was sick and I needed
Speaker 1: some blood, I would not want that guy's blood, fear
Speaker 1: that it would make me an arrogant a hole too.
Speaker 1: If you missed today's second eight update, this dude named
Speaker 1: Miles wanted to call a girl named Emily. They met
Speaker 1: at the blood bank. They were actually giving blood. It
Speaker 1: was her first time. He's done it a lot, and
Speaker 1: the reason that she wasn't calling him back is after
Speaker 1: they donated bloody're like, let's go down and get some coffee.
Speaker 1: And the whole way that they were walking to the
Speaker 1: coffee shop, he was bragging to people, just random strangers
Speaker 1: on the street about how he just gave blood. He
Speaker 1: even asked for the briest to call him the donator
Speaker 1: when they called out his name, and he just couldn't
Speaker 1: stop bragging about how he gave blood and how awesome
Speaker 1: his blood is, and how he couldn't wait for some
Speaker 1: sicko to get his blood so that they could have
Speaker 1: his powerful blood. It sounds like a pretty cool superpower. Though,
Speaker 1: she decided that she did not want to go out
Speaker 1: with him again because he's a little arrogant. At least
Speaker 1: he was arrogant about good things. Yeah, I mean, at
Speaker 1: least he's still giving blood. Yeah, it's not like he's
Speaker 1: arrogant about his good looks or anything like that. Just
Speaker 1: making sure that everybody knows he is the donator. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want a second date update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person that didn't call you back. It is Friday,
Speaker 1: so that means Young Jeffrey's song of the Week coming
Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes at eight ten