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Speaker 1: Welcome back to alchemy. That's I'm your host, Kevin Polly.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Polling was that na no no. To

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Speaker 1: be honest, I'd rather not. Please don't try to stay

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Speaker 1: with me throughout my career. I've been fortunate enough to

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Speaker 1: see my fair share of true out me. By definition,

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Speaker 1: alchemy is when a person transforms or creates something through

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Speaker 1: a seemingly magical process. And my dear peas and poops,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I've been witnessed to the stuff on

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Speaker 1: several occasions. An example, Sure, if you're going to be

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Speaker 1: like that, let's see. Okay, here's one. The team of

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Speaker 1: young scamps who portrayed a hockey team in the film

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Speaker 1: The Mighty Ducks were so delightful together they spawned an

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Speaker 1: actual professional hockey franchise. But I digress the point, folks,

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Speaker 1: A wonderful idea hit me square in the old nogg,

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Speaker 1: and what if I brought together the right creative peeps,

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Speaker 1: forced them to make ship up based on my own twisted,

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Speaker 1: demented ideas, and then offer a podcast of this seemingly

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Speaker 1: magical process, and I could call it alchemy in your eye,

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Speaker 1: you bucket of smaller buckets. Well after a bit of

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Speaker 1: title tankering. I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear

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Speaker 1: friends to another episode of Alchemy. This let's meet our

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Speaker 1: gathered alchemists, shall we, in no particular order to say hello?

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Speaker 1: Mr Craig Atkowsky. Creig, tell the folks why you believe

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Speaker 1: the earth is flat? I don't see it round, do you?

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Speaker 1: I just think just keeps going straight. You're not wrong.

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Speaker 1: Next up is the fairly talented Vanessa Raglan Vanessa. What's

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Speaker 1: the truth about child rearing? Nobody's talking about? You know?

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Speaker 1: The truth? Isle is not that cross that is clean.

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Speaker 1: What would a super team like this be without Mr

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Speaker 1: Chris Oberto, Hey Chris, hey? Can you conversely teaching young

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Speaker 1: dog old tricks? No, they'll be crazy crazy, that's correct.

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Speaker 1: And then of course there's Mr Joey Greer Greer Stini.

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Speaker 1: What is four times seventeen? Four times seventeen? Uh la? Last,

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Speaker 1: but hope you're a coffee's tepp it if you think

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Speaker 1: him least? Mr James Heeney, can I call you Jimmy

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Speaker 1: the jew Lover? Well? I think if I said no,

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Speaker 1: it would send the wrong idea. I'm sure. All right.

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Speaker 1: Then let's get to our first scene. Shall we open

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Speaker 1: them up? Oh no, no, no no. Today's show great

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Speaker 1: moments in human history. We start with in the Plymouth

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Speaker 1: colonists and the Wampanong Indians shared an autumn harvest feast

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Speaker 1: that is acknowledged today as the first Thanksgiving celebration in

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Speaker 1: the colonies. We take you now to a few years

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Speaker 1: later for the third Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's still pretty much

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Speaker 1: the same maze we did two years ago. But uh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like it was pouring. I meant

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Speaker 1: like I'm getting used to it and I like it. Good. Good.

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Speaker 1: We've added more salt and butter for your for your taste,

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Speaker 1: for your limited taste. Well that's well, that's the little rude. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's good. That's good. Well, you coming to our land

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Speaker 1: was pretty rude. Yeah, I mean we went over this

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Speaker 1: last year and the year before that. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we're good now. And that's just tradition. Yes, it's just tradition.

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Speaker 1: Rule of threes. Once said, something happens, third dimonds tradition.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Uh. Speaking of which, Um, speaking

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Speaker 1: of traditions, I made you this. This is a hand turkey. Um.

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Speaker 1: then I outline the hand and it's turkey and you

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Speaker 1: to hang on your wherever you live. Why would I

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Speaker 1: I I live in a hut. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: say it. It It seems weird because I live in a house. Yes,

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Speaker 1: well my hunt as a house with a that route. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that seems weird. But you can hang this. Why would

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Speaker 1: I do that? Um? If it you know, it brings

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Speaker 1: To be honest, it doesn't look like a turkey. It

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Speaker 1: looks like a hand. You drew some feathers on it.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, well you know maybe this

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Speaker 1: we we We're good? Right? Uh? Well you did bring

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Speaker 1: a smallpox which has wiped out at least half of

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Speaker 1: guess other than that, we're good. Great. Great. Also, I

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Speaker 1: call you Joe? Uh? My name is ku Koye. That's like,

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Speaker 1: love say anything very it's just very easy to say. Joe, Hey, Joe,

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Speaker 1: let's stick to kukoye or cool? All right, Joe? If

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Speaker 1: It's the day to be thankful. I'm thankful for I'm

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Speaker 1: thankful for you, Joe. I'm thankful for this land. I'm

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Speaker 1: thankful for this wonderful food that you've prepared. I'm also

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Speaker 1: and now it's out'tly you've been here for two years? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's our land so much. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's God's land. I you know what. I agree. I agree.

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Speaker 1: God gave us this land and we are just using it.

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Speaker 1: that's kind of a known thing. And I know you

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like the known thing. It's his name

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Speaker 1: That's very that's funny. I know we talked about that

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Speaker 1: the read you other day? Wait, everyone calls me, Joe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's on page three? Joe? Yeah? So you were persecuted

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Speaker 1: going to win? Uh? Probably probably it's Church versus Skins, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: going for shirts. Okay, Yeah, you want to put a

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Speaker 1: little wager on that? Sure, okay, sure, Um some of

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Speaker 1: rest of the Yeah, sure, why not, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: I have my health, I have my family. I have

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Speaker 1: this too. Sorry, I don't mean not sneezed right in

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Speaker 1: tone and the virus that has just entered your body? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do? You see. I don't know what great I

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Speaker 1: to me quickly before my virus infects your entire body.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do this? You invited me to a

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Speaker 1: you much, Joe Egg, I think, is what I said. Yeah, Egg,

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Speaker 1: The truth is you're making a virus, making crazy smooth

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Speaker 1: here a little tough. What's up a voice? There's a

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Speaker 1: voice in my head. That turkey didn't look like a

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Speaker 1: try didn't, No, it did. That Durkey was like just

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Speaker 1: exactly like a hand. Are you crazy? Or is the

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Speaker 1: dude with the hand with the dirkey crazy? Man? He's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He's the one that's crazy. His nose cho cho, Your

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Speaker 1: your nose, I got your nose in my mouth. Parties,

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Speaker 1: that's funny, you crazy? Happy? Thanksgiving? Hey, money money. Come here,

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Speaker 1: come here, look what I found. This is Joe's pipe.

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Speaker 1: Wha you want to You want to smoke it with me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He cands dinners and tan. Thanks mom, we'll be right there.

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Speaker 1: Thanks mob. I wish I had a little help in

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Speaker 1: the hut. But let's smoke it. They're always smoking it, Bruce,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? You just want to detach from everything

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Speaker 1: all the time, Lenny. This is gonna make us smarter.

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Speaker 1: Look how good they are. They're fast, they can catch deer.

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Speaker 1: That's smart to you. Yeah, it's real smart, like that's

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Speaker 1: a physical attribute that necessarily fine, you don't get anything.

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't say that that's my Bruce. Please, Lenny,

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Speaker 1: you're not taking this seriously. I want to be a warrior. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I'm here to hell. What can I do? Bruce? I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: we need fire? All right? This is this is going

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Speaker 1: this pipe? Letny? Oh? Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I do need to get a little smarter. See we

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Speaker 1: need to get some fire, okay, yeah, easy, get some flints,

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Speaker 1: something portable. We need a miterature your mache in minimature, minimum, minimature, miniature, miniature,

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Speaker 1: miniature fire machines. Say that again. I'm you're making fun

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Speaker 1: have a big bonfire, I'm not gonna like this pipe. Bruce,

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Speaker 1: I'm a mom. Mom. Somebody get into the maze. I

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Speaker 1: can't find it. Snack on the maze, I did it, Mom,

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Bruise. Sorry, Sometimes I get lost in the maze.

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Speaker 1: See what I said there? Yeah, that was great. Maybe

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Speaker 1: You get huffed off of whatever's in that pipe, and

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Speaker 1: you go down the road that I don't know it

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Speaker 1: is already paved, paved. Were's pa Rome romehead paved? Of

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Speaker 1: course they did. But here here, of course, and you

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Speaker 1: your father's Oh my goodness, it's gonna huff. Oh you're

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Speaker 1: Oh scream when you're in pain right in your lip.

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Speaker 1: Listened to me. You think this would be fun. It

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Speaker 1: would be fun to smoke dad's pipe. It would be

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Speaker 1: like the big guys. Yeah, yeah, it's got cool. You

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Speaker 1: want to know a little something. Your dad had a brother,

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Speaker 1: That one. It was built like you. And when he

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Speaker 1: got a hold of his death. That's right crawling there,

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Speaker 1: and you know what happened to him. He lit it

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Speaker 1: a journey and he was not prepared for and he hasn't.

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Speaker 1: So if you think you're ready to funk around with that,

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Speaker 1: you go ahead. But one of y'all won't come back,

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Speaker 1: and I bet it's going to be the fat one. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: set anyone help me in the kitchen. Okay, Mom, Bruce,

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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Of course you'll talk later. We

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Speaker 1: man seeking something, man alone? What is this prophecy? M hmm.

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Speaker 1: the message. Uh I was I was sent here. You're fat,

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Speaker 1: the prophecy is fulfilled. Well, you need to give us

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Speaker 1: I moved a big old boulder by myself. By the way,

412
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. That was hard. And so I just

413
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: came in. I said, I took a nap. I think

414
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: the point here is that Jesus is gone. I don't

415
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: think we should tell anybody what. Hey, guys, just checking's what.

416
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: He's fine, were good. This is our number one lockdown area.

417
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: And when I see the boulders moved, I'm a little work.

418
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: We were just taking a look around to make sure

419
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: was good. Where's the body? I'm sorry, Oh, where's the body?

420
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: The body of Jesus? Oh that a body that seems weird. Yeah,

421
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: it's really weird. What's going on? If you I moved him?

422
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: I moved him. I moved him. Oh okay, yeah, hears me.

423
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm in the right place. I'm

424
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: looking for Jesus's too, you know it, don't panic high

425
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm the site manager, and you know what, We've actually

426
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: just transferred him to a different location, to different locations.

427
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: I was told this was the location, right right, right, welcome,

428
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for staying at an airbnb nearby? All right,

429
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: I bet I know the one cute donkey. Yes it's nice.

430
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: It's a little overpriced, but you know that they provide

431
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: breakfast and it's very nice. They don't intrude when you sleep.

432
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're not in your face anything. It's a

433
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: little pricey, but the mush is delicious, isn't it. You

434
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: have the much I had, the much have the much. Um.

435
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: So we've just transferred the body. Your pilgrimage shouldn't be

436
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: too long, um Steve, here's one of our technicians. Clear,

437
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: I could take you over to Okay, Jessica, Jessica, I

438
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: want one second alone? Jessica? Can I have one second?

439
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: Jessica finished singing. Okay, everybody, I think it's see it's

440
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: going to be a minute. I'm gonna take you over

441
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: to where the place you move a body, the new

442
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: secure location, the new secure location, and the US on purpose. Yeah, okay,

443
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: I mean you could all come if you want. I

444
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: get stuck to do. We're gonna stay here right there.

445
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: What do you What do you do? Bobby Webb, we

446
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: gotta secure this. Yeah no, no, no, no, you don't

447
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: need to scary Martin, there's nothing. Doesn't care anyway. I

448
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: feel like it's still a pretty important spot. Yeah. There's

449
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: gonna be people pilgrimaging in here. Yeah, the next guy,

450
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: the next Jude that comes along. Do you mind if

451
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: I ask, are you guys romans, are you a little

452
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: bit about Okay? We mingle now, okay, yeah, we got

453
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: how about you? You all the way? All the way?

454
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: I am the angel Gabriel. Oh what a game. I'm

455
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: gonna dance for a little bit. Watch my moves, the

456
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: body of hold on, are you feeling this ship? We

457
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: banged this in heaven all the fucking time. What Jessica,

458
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: come here? No Genitalia, so grind on me. But yes,

459
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: between you and I, I don't really, I don't. I

460
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: don't really I don't. I don't. I don't really know where?

461
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: Jeez what? Yeah, they don't. Don't. Don't see anything, don't

462
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: make a scene or anything. The same manager said he

463
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: was moved to another location. Right, let's just take a walk.

464
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll run into him. Okay, you're not gonna

465
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: crucify me. So that over there, that's a that's a bush.

466
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: Did your boy men spending a little change on a leaper?

467
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, cheers. I'm sorry anything

468
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: a little change for a leper? Huh? I spent so

469
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: much money on this Airbnb. I don't have any spare change.

470
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: It's all right. Just give a kiss. Don't do that,

471
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: don't don't, don't don't is that the local customer? I

472
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to spend anyone, but

473
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose body. My nose is on your face.

474
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: Oh boy, his nose. You got his nose? I do

475
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: got your nose? He hey, a little bit before you go.

476
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: Did you see Jesus is playing a chance? If you're

477
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: talking about old man dressed in white clown and that

478
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: that old with holes in his hand and his feet

479
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: that part, yeah around he walking? Now maybe if I

480
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: hid a little pool. I remember one second? Here take

481
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: my house. Okay, all right, you just give that left

482
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: for the keys to your house. Your legs. Oh, he'll

483
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: never get there. Now we now take you one year later, Yes,

484
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: one a d Let's return to the same spot. Here

485
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: we are, guys, um, this is what the chore is

486
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: all about. This is where you're going to get the

487
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: bank for your coin. This is the cave. Yes, that

488
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: cage the man himself. Oh, don't touch anything. You can

489
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: draw the joodles you like, but please don't touch the cave.

490
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: Does anyone have any questions? I have a question. Yes,

491
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: you in the road. Where was Jesus when you found

492
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: him in here? Great that we put him in here.

493
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: That's the that's the funny thing where we put him

494
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: in here, so we wear in the cave on the

495
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: big slab. So they never found him. They never did

496
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: find him, but rumor has it that he ascended and

497
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: to he and sit it at the right hand, got

498
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: the father almighty. What's to do with his shroud? Oh?

499
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: That was his shrouded. That was the shroud. That's like

500
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: his faces on that not currently they make these shrouds

501
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: and turns. It's just a blanket, you know, rough cloth

502
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: we shrouded the body with. That's the one though. That's yes,

503
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: that is not a replica. That's the one. Why do

504
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: you look suspicious? Sir? There's other tours around town, but

505
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: I can assure you those are not the real caves.

506
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: This is the cave. That is the shroud. Welcome to

507
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: the real cave, everybody. Now, this is the real caveaictures, pictures,

508
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead. We do work on tips. He

509
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: we do work on tips. Thank you so much. Okay,

510
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: you know what makes such the cave the real one? Okay, alright,

511
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: so first of all, it's authentic. Look at that. Look

512
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 1: at that. You see that slab over there, the slab,

513
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: you see that shroud, the shroud. That's Jesus just face

514
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: there in the shroud. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. It's a

515
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: matter of fact, a lot of things in this neighborhood

516
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: have Jesus's face on it because I spent two gold

517
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: pieces of another cave and his face wasn't on there.

518
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: So which which goal cave? I mean, which cave the

519
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: Larry's Larry's cave. Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah.

520
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: Those guys are just lying to you. I'm telling you

521
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: the truth, God's honest truth. And I could say that

522
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: because Jesus was here. It seems like this big boulders

523
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: made of something. It's it's not heavy at all. We

524
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: did not because people don't know. We didn't. Actually, they

525
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to keep Jesus in here. They wanted to

526
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: make it easy for him to get out. I just

527
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: want to be absolutely sure this is the cave is

528
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: I also have I have appointment scheduled that famous race cave,

529
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: famous original Raise cave, original race. Come on, just raise cave.

530
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: This is this is the real one. You're here to

531
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: the real cave. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, everyone gets a

532
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: complimentary schwarma. Alright for the sandals, Jesus faces at all

533
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: these things. You see him on the schwarm he's on

534
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: the sand. You got a fucking rock band behind his

535
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: fucking Jane. That's Jesus and the fuck use baby ha.

536
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: What do point for question? Yeah, gonna get no onions

537
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: on that schwarma. Come on, the pre made man, the

538
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: complimentary right. I mean, we'll do the best we can.

539
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: But you know, hard is batter, not with the garlic paste.

540
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: But you put it right, Yeah, you know, we just

541
00:36:53,280 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: try it. We don't have a budget. Oh my god, us,

542
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: who are what do you worship? Greek gods could be

543
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: coming peace hand? Oh give me a little pray to

544
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: Poseidon and Zeus on you. Those are Greek gods. Give

545
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 1: me a kid, everybody, take one. Jesus Christ. Oh, I've

546
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: returned on the one anniversary. That's hilarious. Is that a

547
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: weapon of some kind? Oh? Yes, I want to talk

548
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 1: to the inhabitants, those that were here one year ago.

549
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't think any of this saw crucifixion of mice,

550
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: which one of you might have helped to put me. Steve, Steve,

551
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I was, I was, I was, I was

552
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: in the area. But we all we we all were

553
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: we were in the area, right, We're a big fan.

554
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: I was just a sight man, nothing to do with it.

555
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: It was on my property, but I had nothing to

556
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 1: do with it. Candice, I don't see you on the list.

557
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: Oh God, is that good? It is? Which one of

558
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: you seen Judy's well? I mean, I mean, you know,

559
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: except for the except for the leapon you hang out,

560
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: you also hang out with Oh yeah, okay, why are

561
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: you gonna bought my spot? That same? What is your name?

562
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry mine Clinton, but I also go by your Rufalis.

563
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: He made it that name for himself, but his name

564
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: is Clint. He said. It's not gonna stick man like

565
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: you're you're breaking yourself up when you say that name. Yeah,

566
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: it's a it's a family joke. That's Ryan. Would you

567
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: be Roman orould you m m hmm? I see Jesus,

568
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: canna ask you something? Yes, you may the Schwarmer. Is

569
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: it a lamb beef blend or you can I get

570
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: just a lamb Schwarmer? Yes, and we can have it

571
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: to you without thank you, Thank you Jesus. He is

572
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: the one. He probably Schwarmer without onions. Now, each one

573
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: of you can ask one question Okay, you've already you've

574
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: already had yours. Yeah, well one can we pool names?

575
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: That was my question, but we get to hear the

576
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 1: answer before we ask God. So that was a good one.

577
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, clinic. I'm going with this new name. You're

578
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: such a follower. I follow love. I don't have a

579
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: lot of time. Yeah, yeah, I guess Steve. Yeah, we're good.

580
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: Ha we Steve always the jokes to find good for me,

581
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: won't you? Uh you know, yeah, you're not gonna my

582
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: father the Lord. Yeah, we all tight. We're good in

583
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: what sense? You know? Like, I'm gonna you guys are

584
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: gonnavite me over? I hang out with you guys when

585
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm dead and whatnot. That's a great question. Thank you.

586
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: Anyone else please can take a while. Oh mine's kind

587
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: of an easy one. Um, so where do I start?

588
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: He's not wrong? Okay, okay, So just gonna preface this

589
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: with babies go to heaven. What age is the baby

590
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: not a baby? It becomes an adult who is responsible

591
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: for the beliefs Jesus. So the question is what ages?

592
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: What a what age? Is the baby not a baby?

593
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: And you held them accountable for the beliefs? Well a

594
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: baby's taken as he's sweating with Look, this takes time

595
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: to define. I follow up. I know I don't have

596
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: any more questions, but I do have a two year

597
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: old that's so child likes. He seems like a baby,

598
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: but he's bad sometimes. But he's just a baby. He

599
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: seems like baby. Well, I'm just trying. I'm just trying

600
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: to feel it's good. No, no, no, no, you know

601
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: when is a baby an actual being in the mother's womb. No, Steve,

602
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: you're an adult. Are you trying to find it out

603
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: for you? He's infantile, but he's all This is fantastic.

604
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: Lamb is so tender. It's just the right amount of

605
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: taking you on. It's always better without onion. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, um,

606
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: you're just the baby, not a baby. Question. No, what

607
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: was gonna ask that? Goddamn it. You know it's so

608
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: funny you should say that because I brought I brought

609
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: the big Man with me, Oh Clarence Clemens, Ladies and Jews,

610
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: the Lord our father. Oh hello children, Hi, hi, Hi,

611
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: I am the one true God. Do you go by

612
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: a guy in the sky? Your skin so sparkly? Thank you?

613
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: So I'm dazzled, and you have a lady's breasts. I

614
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: have taken a human form because you can understand it,

615
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: and a tail. I threw in a tail of ships

616
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: and giggles. Uh, my son, Jesus is the true Messiah.

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Speaker 1: I just want to be sure that you all know them.

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Speaker 1: We figured, Yeah, we took us a minute, but yes,

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Speaker 1: you've been following false gods for many years. Zeus, yes, Zeus? Uh,

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Speaker 1: the Roman equivalent Jupiter, not a h Posidon, the god

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Speaker 1: It's all you, it's all me. So what does Jesus

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Speaker 1: do exactly? If that's all you? What's his job? Why

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Speaker 1: do you need him? Why do I need him? It

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Speaker 1: is I beside. You want to get crazy, Let's get

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Speaker 1: just let's dank all our alchemists, youall in no particular order. Vanessa,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Oh, I've coughed a lot of mucus into

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Speaker 1: theseier tissues. That'll all be on even Dynasty Typewriter. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're having so many great shows. Kevin was just here recently.

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Speaker 1: The website. People should go Kyna see typewriter dot com.

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Speaker 1: Check it out, join the Dynasty. Amazing show truly. We've

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Speaker 1: even got a little one of these noodles at the

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Speaker 1: table coming soon. That right, which, Joey, what do you got?

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Speaker 1: Check out Bear Supply every second and fourth Wednesday at

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock at Westside Comedy Theater and Um bring kisses

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Speaker 1: fair enough Greig Hail Poseidon, Lord of the Sea, and

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Speaker 1: at Craigslist peacast on Twitter to find out about the

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Speaker 1: Craigslist podcast fantastic. Not much shows here and there? Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that, thank you. Could you be more general? No? No? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Can people find you on the social media? Sure, that's right.

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Speaker 1: At Chris Alvarado for pictures of me doing improv video?

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Speaker 1: Is there a calendar coming out? It's just translates best

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Speaker 1: to still photo. That's right. That's right. Mr James Heeney,

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Speaker 1: bring us, bring us home you. If you want to

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Speaker 1: see more material starring me, you can go to the

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Speaker 1: real James Seney on YouTube or in live in person.

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Speaker 1: Second fourth Wednesdays at the west Side Comedy Theater. Supply.

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Speaker 1: Nicely done, Raphael, We gotta give you a Mike Doug

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Speaker 1: bomb in the booth right to us at your name

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Speaker 1: here at Alchemy. This we'd love to hear from you

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Speaker 1: right to us as many suggestions as you'd like us

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Speaker 1: to perform and mix up. Ah yeah, that's it. That's

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Speaker 1: it for this episode. I want to thank all the

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Speaker 1: participants and until next time, Alchemy. That's